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UFC 101 Drinking Game Addendum

In between Thai clinches and rubber guards, Mike and Joe like to say stuff.  You can make a pretty good drinking game out of it.  The core rules are here.  The 101 specific rules are as follows:

Take a drink if Mike or Joe…

…bring up B.J. Penn’s 3 foot pool jump.
…talk about Kenny Florian finishes fight.
…mention Florian’s loss to Sean Sherk.
…mentions Forrest fighting for $250, being a police officer, or continuing with a broken arm.
…reference "Shogun" Rua as being the #1 LHW in the world when Forrest beat him.
…talk about Silva’s BJJ black belt from the Nogueira brothers.
…bring up Anderson Silva’s elbow destruction of Tony Fryklund.
…describe Silva’s past two fights as some form of "unmotivated", "lackadaisical", or "disappointing."
…references Josh Neer’s amateur record.
…says, "That was weird," if Kurt Pellegrino puts himself into Neer’s guard.
…use a Boston accent.

Take a drink…

…for every Affliction shirt worn by a fighter.
…if Diego Sanchez steps into the Octagon following the main event.
…every time you hear "I want B.J.’s belt!"
…for every Buffer 90/180.

Finish your drink…

…if Diego Sanchez says, "YUS!"

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The trolls and dregs at the Underground and Sherdog already have some good suggestions.

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by Mike Fagan on Aug 7, 2009 12:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t forget …

One drink for every time Rogan talks about Florian’s dangerous, sharp, or hellacious elbows.
Finish your drink if Rogan or Goldy calls them “Hellbows”

A wise man told me don't argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who

by thetakeover on Aug 7, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

some of the ones added to the UG and Sherdog will have you passed out before the main event

Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late. - Mike Tyson

by lovingmma25 on Aug 7, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

excuses

everyones got a rationale to make it easier for them to let themselves off the hook.

he was injured. injured bad.

by troy145 on Aug 7, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

If college wasn't an excuse to act like that...

then I don’t know what to believe anymore.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Aug 7, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn’t you have the same kind of fun back then? ..being in college isn’t an excuse.. but it really is where the fun stuff happens haha. :)

by Anton Tabuena on Aug 8, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Fucking a

My friends call me “Grandpa” because I am 29 but rarely, if ever go out. I still drink, but only a few beers then go to bed. A wild night for me is 8 beers. CRAZY!

But college? I was beer-bonging 40s of OE (promptly followed by throwing up half of it then continuing to drink), taking 6-footers, and possibly banging a hefty girl. That’s what college is for and nobody needs an excuse, as long as they treat people (for the most part) right.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Aug 8, 2009 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Take a drink

when BJ is described as “top of the food chain” at anything.

by rzor on Aug 7, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Finish your drink if BJ licks Florians blood off of his gloves.

"He hit like a bitch."

by SMC on Aug 7, 2009 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Take a drink, take another drink, then just keep drinking if BJ calls GSP a roider in the post fight interview.

Keep firing Assholes!

Thanks to Bisping's reenactment of the Battle of Cowpens, walla walla walla I'm an idiot.

by Ubernoober on Aug 7, 2009 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

What should the action be if Rocky is ever mentioned during the Forrest/Silva fight?

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Aug 7, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike, I don't care what those girls told you

They’re not 18.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by Derek Suboticki on Aug 8, 2009 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

By the way
…for every Affliction shirt worn by a fighter.

How fucking weird does THAT look?

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by Derek Suboticki on Aug 8, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

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