Need a reason to drink? No? Well, you want to convince some bar skanks to get drunk enough to go home with you? Yeah? All right, then. Find a bar playing UFC 102, find some beer loving heffers, and give them this list. Hell, you can even start making up shit on your own after the first fight or two.
Core rules, as always, are here.
Take a drink...
...if Leben's positive steroid test is mentioned.
...if Randy is described as "mauling" Nogueira.
...every time Couture's described as a 5 time champion.
...every time Nogueira's Pride/UFC title accomplishment is mentioned.
...if Joe says, "That's a wrap!"
...if Maia's BJJ is described as "being on another level."
...every time Marquardt's piledriver is shown.
...every utterance of "awkward" and "unorthodox."
...every utterance of "impose his/your will."
Finish your drink...
...if Joe calls Randy his hero.
...if Randy submits Nogueira.
...if Nogueira knocks out Randy.
...if Fedor gets his named dropped.