UFC 102 Drinking Game Addendum
Need a reason to drink? No? Well, you want to convince some bar skanks to get drunk enough to go home with you? Yeah? All right, then. Find a bar playing UFC 102, find some beer loving heffers, and give them this list. Hell, you can even start making up shit on your own after the first fight or two.
Core rules, as always, are here.
Take a drink...
...if Leben's positive steroid test is mentioned.
...if Randy is described as "mauling" Nogueira.
...every time Couture's described as a 5 time champion.
...every time Nogueira's Pride/UFC title accomplishment is mentioned.
...if Joe says, "That's a wrap!"
...if Maia's BJJ is described as "being on another level."
...every time Marquardt's piledriver is shown.
...every utterance of "awkward" and "unorthodox."
...every utterance of "impose his/your will."Finish your drink...
...if Joe calls Randy his hero.
...if Randy submits Nogueira.
...if Nogueira knocks out Randy.
...if Fedor gets his named dropped.
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take a sip every time Goldberg sez “Absolutely” after Rogan makes a statement.
Keep firing Assholes!
ZE GOGGLES! ZAY DO NOZING!!!!
Drink every time they replay Randy saying “Not bad for an old man”.
On a side note, do you find these pics of drunk college chicks on the Internet or are they from your own personal collection Fagan?
Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.
by ufc4 on Aug 29, 2009 4:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
That’s a good one.
Internet. Usually some sort of google search like “hot drunk chicks.” This girl is not hot, though.
Twitter: @Mike_Fagan_13
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
Yeah, but you’d still do her if you were drunk.
Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.
by ufc4 on Aug 29, 2009 5:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL, good point,me too. You know the rule, if her boobs stick out farther than her gut she’s not fat.
Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.
by ufc4 on Aug 29, 2009 5:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Two of my faves
http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/drunk-girls-are1.jpg
and
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/585266/80625961.jpg
Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.
by ufc4 on Aug 29, 2009 6:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Down a fifth of Jager if Goldy asks Joe Rogan if he would consider Big Nog the Michael Jordan of Brazilian jiu jitsu.
Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.
by ufc4 on Aug 29, 2009 4:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Finish your drink if Thiago Silva wins by UD or Jardine wins by KO in the first 90 seconds.
Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.
by ufc4 on Aug 29, 2009 6:29 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Buy everyone in the bar a shot if
Brock Lesnar jumps in the cage after the fight and starts some trash talkin’ or if Jake Rosholt knocks out Leben with a flying knee in the first 20 seconds. : )
"I will knock your hair black!"- Ken Shamrock to Tito Ortiz

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