Ridiculously fast KO from The Outsider 2.
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Chris Nelson
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So, he gets owned, then the flood the ring to dispute what? He got owned.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
Gangsters aren’t typically the most level-headed of dudes.
by Chris Nelson on Aug 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I have to disagree with that--
His punch-perm seems to have granted him quite a level head.
Seriously though: two dozen 2-rounder (with 3:00 rounds) on the card. Four decisions. Sounds like quite a night.
It ends in an armbar or a strangle regardless.
you know what… if my teammate go KOd like that…. I think I would also organize a coup d-etat a la napoleon style for no good reason and start attacking anything that moved….ahaha… but seriously would nice if someone who speaks japanese can explain what happened there
I’d like a solid translation as well, but the long and short of it is that The Outsider is full of hotheads and ruffians, and Kuroishi’s crew just decided to rush the ring after their guy got murked.
I think the sign says something like “no blades/sharp objects.” They also have plainclothes police officers in the stands because of the types of crowds their competitors attract.
by Chris Nelson on Aug 21, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
ケンカ・迷惑行為
即退場
Literally says:
“Streetfight / Trouble Make(ing)”
“Instantly Exit(ed)”
So basically, that would more or less be: “folks caught streethfighting and making trouble will be escorted off the premises immediately.”
by ikari47 on Aug 21, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks for the correction.
I always see stuff like “no sharps” and “no alcohol in the parking lot” on the The Outsider exec committee’s pre-show bulletins… Kinda makes me wanna go to an Outsider event even more…
by Chris Nelson on Aug 21, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Could you get KO’d any faster if you tried?
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Romans, be it your duty to rule the nations with imperial sway … to impose the rule of peace, to spare the humbled and crush the proud.
Nah, that one was over before it started.
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Romans, be it your duty to rule the nations with imperial sway … to impose the rule of peace, to spare the humbled and crush the proud.
Well then
Kid’s flying knee on Miyata was pretty fast, but not quite that fast.
Sherwood and Greg Savage talked about a really quick KO at a regional California show a few weeks ago, but I can’t remember who it was or what promotion it was. I think the video cropped up on BE though.
It ends in an armbar or a strangle regardless.
Honestly I’m not sure how much faster a KO can be. Maybe in a promotion with a smaller surface area, so that guys employing the gong-and-dash have less distance to travel horizontally before beginning the vertical journey?
It ends in an armbar or a strangle regardless.
Usain Bolt vs. Anderson Silva
Make it happen, Zuffa!
by Chris Nelson on Aug 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Usain Bolt vs Usain Bolt in a phone booth should do it.
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Romans, be it your duty to rule the nations with imperial sway … to impose the rule of peace, to spare the humbled and crush the proud.
by Ubernoober on Aug 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
No Contest (Collapse of Space-Time Continuum)
by Chris Nelson on Aug 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
So all we need to do is find out Usain Bolt’s horizontal acceleration, the size of the smallest surface possible, and the height of a 125er, and the gravitational constant. The world’s fastest KO is calculable.
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Romans, be it your duty to rule the nations with imperial sway … to impose the rule of peace, to spare the humbled and crush the proud.
I was told there would be no math.
It ends in an armbar or a strangle regardless.
by capital L on Aug 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Find me the dimensions of the smallest surface, and I can get you a number.
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Romans, be it your duty to rule the nations with imperial sway … to impose the rule of peace, to spare the humbled and crush the proud.
Hmm… some of those early Rio Heros events stand out in my mind as having particularly small enclosures, but I couldn’t begin to guess the dimensions.
It ends in an armbar or a strangle regardless.
Why was Sherdog reporting Steve Ramirez/Darvin Wattree as the fastest KO when Ryohei Masuda/Takahiro Kuroishi beat them a second and over a year?
Good find!
Ah yes! That’s the fight I alluded to above that they were talking about on the SDS. I think they qualified it as “faster KO you’ve seen personally,” but I could be mistaken. There was certainly speculation on the web about it being the fastest ever though, and we can put that to rest now.
It ends in an armbar or a strangle regardless.
I love how they were ringing the bell to try to stop the riot. I’ve never seen that move outside of pro wrestling, nice to see it has the same effect in real life.
The announcer wailing “STOOOOOOP! STOOOOOOP!” made me LOL. And I love how Akira Maeda just saunters in the middle of that shit in his bright red jacket, like “uhh, yeah, you fools need to step the fuck out of my ring now.”
by Chris Nelson on Aug 21, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The best part was that all the gangsters had matching t-shirts.
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Romans, be it your duty to rule the nations with imperial sway … to impose the rule of peace, to spare the humbled and crush the proud.
misquoted? Why you say that?
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Quoted better. Playa has a much different meaning.
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Breeaaast milllllk… you made my daayyy-aaayyyyy…
by Chris Nelson on Aug 22, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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