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Carano Future; Follow The Formula To Success(American Thinking)

 Optional title: Wag the Dog

Ok, so Carano got beat down by Cyborg. I and many others are not surprised.                        

Carano had and still does have a lot of hype. Now is the time to make some moves.   Carano2_medium

 

The goal is to get a career in acting. She has to stop fighting soon. One more fight

that she can win and maybe a re-match against Cyborg and thats it. It is very important that she not get her nose

broken or endure any facial damage that cannot be easily repaired by plastic surgery. She may not even need

to fight again. Next step is to do something that will really get the blood flowing to the male

audience penis. Carano3_medium

 


Rumors of a sex tape won't do it. An actual sex tape has to be released

or some kind of Playboy spread. After that it is time for a  reality show of basic design. Something

that plays the fight angle or some kind of dating theme. Follow this with a super sexy

commercial during the Super Bowl and then a supporting role in a major motion picture.

Carano money train leaves the station in approx. 3 - 4 years.

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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