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Strikeforce Gina Carano vs Cris Cyborg Live Results and Commentary

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As with every major show, Bloodyelbow.com will be here to bring you live results and commentary for Strikeforce: Carano vs Cyborg. The live blog will start with the beginning of the Showtime broadcast (10:30pm ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.

As always we have our one rule: NO SPOILERS! In the interest of not ruining anything from the undercard that may make the broadcast we ask that you do not discuss the results of the undercard in the comments until either the broadcast ends or the fight makes the air.

So again, join us for the show and share your thoughts as the event unfolds.

Here we go, the broadcast has begun.

Jay Hieron vs. Jesse Taylor Was on the undercard. : (

Fabricio Werdum vs. Mike Kyle Round 1 Everyone please join me in booing Mike Kyle. Yuji Shimada of PRIDE fame is in the cage! They exchange in the center of the cage. Werdum kicking. Kyle catches a kick, can't capitalize. Kyle lands a right to the face, Werdum gets a single, takes him down. Kyle working for an arm bar?!? Werdum to side mount. Kyle stands, Werdum drops down in a guillotine. Gets the tap. Fabricio Werdum by submission.

Gilbert Melendez vs. Mitsuhiro Ishida   The Strikeforce interim lightweight championship begins. Stoked. Ishida is giving up 4" in reach. Herb Dean in the cage. Melendez paces angrily in his corner. Ishida looks focused.  Round 1 Ishida with a leg kick. Ishida shoots, Melendez sprawls. Ishida with a left eye poke. Melendez lands a right. Ishida circling into Melendez' power. Ishida shoots, fails. Melendez exchanges. Ishida leg kicks, Melendez lands with a combination. Again, leg kick answered with punches by Melendez. Gilbert lands a jab, and a hard left. Ishida is stunned. Ishida shoots, gets a single. Melendez working a choke but is now on his back. Ishida is on his back, working for an RNC. Gilbert reverses. Ishida working a guillotine, loses it. Now Melendez has top position. Ishida working a smothering guard, going for a kimura. Ishida up to one knee and Melendez working a single. BloodyElbow gives Melendez the first round 10-9. Round 2 Ishida still circling to his left. Melendez lands a jab and fires leg kicks. Ishida with a lightening fast shot. Melendez gets back up to his feet. They clinch against the cage. Now back to the center of the ring. Ishida's cauliflower ear is bleeding. Melendez pawing with jabs, lands a hard left and a second. Melendez landing combinations, Ishida shoots, grabs an arm but is eating lefts. Ishida stands, Melendez gets a double. Now working from behind Ishida. Ishida shoots at Melendez' legs, gets stuffed and pinned against the cage. Melendez is landing knees to Ishida's gut. Ishida stands, Melendez landing hooks to the body. Ishida fires back and backs Gilbert up. Melendez eye is bleeding. Bloody Elbow scores it 10-9 for Melendez. Round 3 Melendez feinting punches to start. Ishida lands with a jab. Another. They exchange. Melendez shoots. Ishida stuffs. Ishida beginning to land punches. Melendez scores. Ishida with a jab. Ishida shoots gets stuffed. Maybe a headbutt stuns Ishida. Ishida drops, Melendez pounces. landing GnP. Now in Ishida's guard. Hard combo of punches from Melendez. Gilbert takes his back, threatens the RNC once. Twice. Three times. Melendez pounds him out in 3. Dominant performance from the new Interim Strikeforce lightweight champ Gilbert Melendez. Gilbert Melendez by TKO in 3.

Between fight trivia question -- will Carano vs Cyborg be the first dueling corn-rows title fight in MMA history?

Gegard Mousasi  vs. Renato "Babalu" Sobral Round 1 Big John McCarthy in the cage. Mousasi is looking blase at the staredown. They touch gloves. Trade leg kicks. Babalu throwing punches. Sobral catches a kick, gets the clinch. Mousasi gets the takedown, quickly to sidemount. Mousasi pounds Sobral out to stake the Strikeforce light heavyweight belt! Gegard Mousasi by TKO in 1.

Nice promo for "FEDOR" between fights. The man is marketable.

Cristiane "Cyborg" Santos vs. Gina Carano Round 1 Cyborg is landing. Gina gets the takedown, lands some ground and pound. Cyborg goes for a heel hook! Now has top position, landing punches. Cyborg is tagging Carano. Gina gets mount, lands some hard GnP. She stands up. Cyborg rushes her, landing shots with Gina's back on the fence. Cyborg backs up, tags Gina. Gina rolls for a knee bar, misses it completely. Gina goes for a superman punch, gets tagged coming in. Cyborg is imposing her will. Throws Carano. Lands shots, lets Gina back up. Cyborg scoring, battering Carano. Cyborg with a trip takedown to 1/2 guard. Working for an Americana. Gina rolls out of it. Cyborg still on top, landing huge shots. The ref stops a beating as the round ends! Chris Cyborg Santos takes the title at the very end of the first round.

Graphic by Eugene Schelfaut.

Strikeforce Carano vs Cyborg Coverage

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Even with all the bullshit surrounding this card it should still be a good night of fights. C’mon 9:30!

by Patrick79x on Aug 15, 2009 1:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Getting my Dish Network installed as I type. Soon, I’ll have every channel that has MMA!
Yay me!

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Aug 15, 2009 1:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cyborg by 2nd round TKO.

"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"

by Warhand on Aug 15, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Another event, another cool graphic.

Thanks, Eugene.

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by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What program do you use?

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Photoshop. Before I had that I used Gimp.

by Eugene Schelfaut on Aug 15, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wargods should hire you, their posters look like they were made with MS Paint.

by DirtyML on Aug 15, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cyborg by Wanderlei Silva.

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Terrible english?

http://www.fourouncestofreedom.com

by Beer Monster on Aug 15, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She wants to fuck fight Gina, apparently.

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by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Her and me both.

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 15, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where does the line start?

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Aug 15, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Chris

The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.

by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 6:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This made a lot more sense before they corrected the headline. <_<

The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.

by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Last minute bets: If you had $5 to bet on this card, what would the bet be?

A wise man told me don't argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who

by thetakeover on Aug 15, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Heiron

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really? I disagree.

by goodbones on Aug 15, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I disagree with your disagreement.

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who are you taking other than Hieron?

by goodbones on Aug 15, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cyborg
Mousasi
Werdum

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tarzan.

http://www.fourouncestofreedom.com

by Beer Monster on Aug 15, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

babalu as underdog. i like the value.

that or ishida

by Gerrymanderer on Aug 15, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In unrelated but awesome news. Australia seems to be getting on board the UFC – and to a lesser extent, MMA – wagon now.

Not sure what happened but we got UFC 100 on one day delay because of a boxing bout on the same day but my brother just informed me that we’ll be getting UFC 103 live with the Mayweather/Marquez bout being delayed.

"Japan panics about the rise of "grass-eating men," who shun sex, don’t spend money, and like taking walks."

Did they all get married?

- Ubernoober

by SamCupitt on Aug 15, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The called him “Sexyama” on the replay.

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn good fight. Didnt think she could pull it off but she did. Props to her.

by ufcstinks on Aug 15, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What? Who pulls off what? Are you screwing with us?

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by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bones just won.

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DUDE! SPOILER ALERT!

:)

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Aug 15, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was a really cool submission.

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that elbow was sick

by Phildo on Aug 15, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That spinning kick he tried at the start of the fight was awful though.

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That flying north south choke was awesome.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jon jones is a beast

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who yall wanna see Jon Jones fight next?

by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Aug 15, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Winner of Vera-Kzysoswzysoski.

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lyoto Machida, obv.

Twitter: @Mike_Fagan_13
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Aug 15, 2009 10:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

ELUSIvE VS ELUSIVE

Goldberg called him elusive. That’s the sign of a champ.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Goodday Mates!

Umm…WAR

Babalu
Carano
Melendez
Hieron
Werdum

Peace!

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 15, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will be stealing those, thank you.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sexyama time!

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Give me

Cyborg.

Meh not all that into women’s MMA but I did watch Carano’s fights during EliteXC.

Beverly Hills 90210.......Denver Broncos 7.

by SSreporters on Aug 15, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Frank is just awful at anything to do with being on television.

by DirtyML on Aug 15, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought he was pretty good doing those promos. Very poised.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nick Thomas in here? I want to see some Faber chin goodness..

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

10-9 Sexyama

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Belcher can come back...

Oh, wait…

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Aug 15, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to Sherdog, the Hieron/Taylor fight already happened.

LAME

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It got prelimed

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They got scared about time when the had a card that origonaly had 4 25 rounders on it.

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

100 rounds of action! Woooooo!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hope these all end quick

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait…

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You mean the Diaz-Riggs fight?

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Booo-urns! Booo-urns!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

20-18 Sexyama

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ROBBERY

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guy clearly won R1, spent 3 min of R2 on top throwing punches, the remaining standup for R2 was evenly matched.

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had Sexiyama btw

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gus and Mauro

The makeup is pretty noticeable after seeing them both in gloriously unflattering HD for the weigh-ins. Gus looks like Nicholson’s Joker, and they seem to have covered up Mauro’s neck herpes pretty well.

Also, boo for missing Hieron-Taylor.

The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.

by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Counterprogramming

Clearly people care more about a UFC 100 replay than the intro to strikeforce…Seems like this is working for the UFC.

by SES 84 on Aug 15, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My TV is on Spike while I watch SF on the pc.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I’m aware of all the ways to catch both that I’m sure people are employing.

by SES 84 on Aug 15, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is noting intriguing about Werdum

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope Kyle gets his ass kicked.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

'Worst Luck in MMA' Werdum is one fight away from Fedor.

My spidey sense is tingling.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Should we start a pool on how many people get banned tonight????

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What?

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

During the wec a couple of people got banned just wanted to know if it was gona be a repeat

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I say 5.

Two for pointing out illegal streams, three for commenting on Cyborg’s appearance.

by DrTopo on Aug 15, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone got any money???

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’re at one already – ufcstinks, but only because he was needlessly trolling with fake spoilers and I noticed he’d been banned under a previous name before.

by Chris Nelson on Aug 15, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What’s the old name?

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by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

F5 was the best move EVER

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...oh...him...

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by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya him…………….the champ

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How quickly does Werdum sub Kyle?

I say 2 min. into the first round…

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

:06 R1

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was close…

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pretty good call.

by DrTopo on Aug 15, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Over/Under?

This fights goes one minute.

This shirt is "dry clean only", which means it's dirty.

by SamCupitt on Aug 15, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

To hell with Kyle

He shouldn’t be licensed at all.

Shameless self-promotion! http://twitter.com/scb0212
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Werdums fairly light man. I thought he was way bigger than that.

This shirt is "dry clean only", which means it's dirty.

by SamCupitt on Aug 15, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cheeseburgers

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t understand the comment and I will not respond to it.

This shirt is "dry clean only", which means it's dirty.

by SamCupitt on Aug 15, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was

If I remember correctly. I wanna say he was normally coming out around 235 and above. But I’m dumb and probably wrong.

The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.

by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kyle via throat chop. And then kick to the face.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They’re talking way too much about what werdum is going to do after he wins.

by Phildo on Aug 15, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorta like Werdum was doing before Dos Santos put him to sleep.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When has looking past a tune-up opponent towards a title shot ever hurt Werdum? Go on, name one time.

Except that one time.

The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.

by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

all that said, if they don’t spend the next 10 minutes talking about what Werdum is going to do now that he won, they’re equally stupid.

by Phildo on Aug 15, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Strikeforce wins the cage announcer battle with Jimmy Lennon Jr.

Class.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Buffer is better

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They blipped out the swearing? What happened to “As real as it gets”!?

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm here at strikeforce

Upper deck is half sold out. Werdum is about to whip kyles ass.

by cyph on Aug 15, 2009 10:44 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Is that the old Pride ref?

by Zack Gobie on Aug 15, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yellow card plz

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup….does DREAM too…

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shimada FTMFW!

Shameless self-promotion! http://twitter.com/scb0212
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by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WAR SHIMADA! How freaking awesome is that?

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Has anyone noticed Supremacy or mmapayout talking about how illegal online poker is since they got banned from the ufc and started popping up in every other mma fight in the world?

by Phildo on Aug 15, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YUS!

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank god thats over

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Everything's coming up Werdum

Seriously, the guy’s the Millhouse of MMA

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought I was in the twilight zone then for a minute when Kyle went for that armbar.

This shirt is "dry clean only", which means it's dirty.

by SamCupitt on Aug 15, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously. I was about to fall over if he had sunk that in.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Useless fight as expected

Tells me nothing about Werdum

by SES 84 on Aug 15, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shimada was the star of that fight.

by DirtyML on Aug 15, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m disappointed we didn’t get a “GIVE UP??”

by Phildo on Aug 15, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The best part of that fight was the ref.

by Sokonojudo on Aug 15, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So awesome that they got Yuji.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The ref was awesome

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he’s actually part of the Strikeforce deal somehow. o_O

by Chris Nelson on Aug 15, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All you need is Big John

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

See even not reffing he is awesome

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I…the arbiter of justice…find you Badr Hari….

GUILTY!!!!

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He didnt like that

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, that was quick

Dos Santooooooossss…

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mike Kyle tried to finish what Kendall Grove started.

by JRN on Aug 15, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Its just the highly talented grapplers thinking they can’t be touched on the ground. If you leave an arm behind even Mike Kyle will try and make you pay.

This shirt is "dry clean only", which means it's dirty.

by SamCupitt on Aug 15, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

but it didn’t work that well for him now, did it?

by orcus on Aug 15, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t like those fight stats.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Me neither. I hate looking at them.

by goodbones on Aug 15, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

UFC needs

Stats…They are useful…I don’t know why the UFC seems to hate stats besides weight and reach.

by SES 84 on Aug 15, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously?

Goldie spouts out stats about 5 times a fight now…

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember when he lost his mind when GSP passed Fitch’s guard?

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow Joe! Fitch’s guard HAS JUST BEEN PASSED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS UFC CAREER!!!!

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To offer a counter-point, they had 0 listed dominant positions. This is right after Frank Shamrock pointed out Werdum’s side control. CompuStrike appears to be a few dudes with a few buttons, and they miss a lot.

The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.

by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does this mean Cigano is next in line to fight Fedor?

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by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

29-28 Sexyama

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Were is he training if he is living in the USA???

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

chute boxe

has a gym in the US

by orcus on Aug 15, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought they pulled the plug on that

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, last I heard it was still open, but I could be wrong.

by orcus on Aug 15, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well it all the one he is still boring

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Calling out Fedro!

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love GINA

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

She’s going to get her jaw broken.

by goodbones on Aug 15, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love her hair.

Too bad she’ll lose some teeth today.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gina Cara-gnome

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You got the legs right. lol

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol!!

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by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like that he is at least trying to learn english.

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Aug 15, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha, Werdum doesn´t understand english but he has no problem speaking it? isn´t it the other way around for most?

by David_ on Aug 15, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well, he might miss out a few things the interviewer says but he can choose his own words. Most people that can talk and can understand are just to shy to talk.
I can speak some japanese but I can’t understand shit.

by DrTopo on Aug 15, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you don’t really need to understand something to say it

by yngjzy on Aug 15, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s called “politics”.

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by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I meant

that he uses a translator just for the Q and not the A

by David_ on Aug 15, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was just kidding

he mixes some portuguese words with the english, but he’s trying.

by orcus on Aug 15, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

those cornrows are not a good look

by Ashurbanipal on Aug 15, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

She does’nt need to talk………….im not paying her to talk

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Handy on the Strikeforce broadcast.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Hay is in the barn…

by Nick Thomas on Aug 15, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gina sabotages her own career...

by rockin the Allen Iverson cornrows. Joking aside, the do kinda deflates the beauty and the beast theme.

by Jaydoggydog on Aug 15, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I agree

Gina should fight with a beehive and pumps.

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by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

While chewing gum

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

can’t talk but can understand

by DrTopo on Aug 15, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gilbert for the win

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ooh fireworks.

by brioe162 on Aug 15, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Japanese fighters are badass.

This shirt is "dry clean only", which means it's dirty.

by SamCupitt on Aug 15, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Especially the 1 in 99 times they win outside of Japan.

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ishida by endless decision

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

omg those muscle skeletons are so terrible.

by goodbones on Aug 15, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Give them back their skin, you animals!

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gugerty Vs Grice starts now.

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ve been on vacation for a week, what happened to the Heiron/Diaz fight?

by Zack Gobie on Aug 15, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Up in smoke

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol nice

This shirt is "dry clean only", which means it's dirty.

by SamCupitt on Aug 15, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He got popped for weed?

by Zack Gobie on Aug 15, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t show up for his drug test.

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by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMFG, come on Diaz!

by Zack Gobie on Aug 15, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fun wrinkle to the story: Cesar Gracie claims Armando Garcia made a deal with them to only test him on fight day, and this is CSAC’s fault for moving up the date.

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by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Popped up just as I hit post.

by Andy R on Aug 15, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t show up for his drug test.

by Andy R on Aug 15, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not technically

No-showed two tests.

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by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Diaz likes his marijuana a bit too much

by Sokonojudo on Aug 15, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Diaz got high

And then continued to do so for the next 15 years, right up through the drug testing for that fight.

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by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He pretty much bleeds MJ. He could light his pinky on fire and smoke it through ihs thumb.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meatdolls are back!

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by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sigh

This shirt is "dry clean only", which means it's dirty.

by SamCupitt on Aug 15, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I am Skeletor

Overlord of Evil.

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by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

That was specific

"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"

by Warhand on Aug 15, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fug

You guys are like 3 minutes ahead of me again…

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

3 min is alot

"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"

by Warhand on Aug 15, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

gonna have to not do the live blog thing during fights :(

(people were talking about the skeletons way before I got to see them)

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DUCK!!!!!

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

You’re on fire tonight.

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF is up with those entrances? Early UFC much?

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

does anyone know what´s the line in this fight?

by David_ on Aug 15, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Melendez was like -200 I believe.

This shirt is "dry clean only", which means it's dirty.

by SamCupitt on Aug 15, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank You

by David_ on Aug 15, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

theres big john I hope he’s reffing the carano fight

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Aug 15, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahh! The flesh zombies are back!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The key to victory for Melendez is to put his left leg over his knee to stop Ishida from passing to mount.

Wot?

This shirt is "dry clean only", which means it's dirty.

by SamCupitt on Aug 15, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

derp

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Melendez's key to victory is a triangle?

Not his striking? Or sprawl? Or sweeps?

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dont knock the power of the triangle which can be done from any position

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Melendez unlocks the mysteries of the triangle he will gain untold powers. UNTOLD POWERS!

by Sokonojudo on Aug 15, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

UNTOLD I TELLS YA

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please god let this be fast

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Somebody

Please Photoshop an Indiana Jones style poster for this.

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by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why is Ishida circle TOWARD Gil’s power hand?!!!

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He has Micheal Bisping boxing coach!!!

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bisping syndrome

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s not worried about getting punched. Melendez can only win by triangle.

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damit i forgot that

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he thinks hes bisping

by ldglass on Aug 15, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Startin to feel a little iffy about my Ishida pick. =/

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by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HE IS BLINKING

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Startin to feel a lot iffy about my Ishida pick. =(

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by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

His stance is alot like chucks

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Punch me in the face. I dare you.

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ISHIDA IS BLINKING

Also breathing.

The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.

by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

lol

Oh god, he is walking!

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH MY! His Heart is Beating!

"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"

by Warhand on Aug 15, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love these commentators.

by brioe162 on Aug 15, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Melendez 10-9

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Herschell Walker

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so which one of his personalities likes MMA?

by Tizoc on Aug 15, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The one that says “shat up”

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm from Georgia

and I have no interest in Herschel Walker’s opinion on MMA

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t know he was an Olympic bobsledder though…

by Chris Nelson on Aug 15, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And now for something you don't care about

Coming up next, a gardener comments on volleyball.

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by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You ever see the female indoor volleyball? I care very much about that.

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im an avid follower

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too

I actually prefer the indoor to the beach volleyball. Something about them shorts just do it for me.

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh dear god

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My HS has a nationally-ranked VB team, and I only went to the games for the shorts.

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by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You got it

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There’s this thread, too.

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by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greatest TREAD EVERRRRRR

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Did I mention thank you?

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keep them coming

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

God I wish I could…

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by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dont let me down

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m saying I wish I could keep the girls themselves coming. Check out the link to the thread.

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by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could

 * internet brag *

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dont brag

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs


I’m more of a beach volleyball guy myself.

by DrTopo on Aug 15, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giggiddy

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brazil has more than just great fighters.

by DrTopo on Aug 15, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s a nice one. My new desktop.

by DrTopo on Aug 15, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Olympic beach voley ball is the only reason i got out of bed

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Talk about playing with hos!

Anybody? OK, I’ll see myself out.

by phillyhoosfan on Aug 15, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to Wikipedia, Erin Toughill is in reserve in case Carano or Cyborg can’t fight.

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by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ah isn’t she the spouse abuser?

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

News Flash!!!

Herschell Walker signed by UFC!

"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"

by Warhand on Aug 15, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I heard he was going to fight Edor next.

by Phildo on Aug 15, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bonnar Vs Lavabeast is on.

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

whos more relevant hershek or baroni

by ldglass on Aug 15, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Baroni, always Baroni.

Renallo: Anything you'd like to add about Jake Shields, Frank?
Shamrock: He called me a dick.

by The Pope of Chilitown on Aug 15, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for the sig Frank Shamrock.

I’ve wanted a good MMA quote for my signature for a while, but it wasn’t until this gem of an exchange between Mauro Renallo and Frank Shamrock prior to the Melendez/Ishida tilt that I found one. Renallo was talking about Jake Shields being a training partner of Melendez and inquired of Shamrock:

Renallo: Anything you’d like to add about Jake Shields, Frank?
Shamrock: He called me a dick.

Broadcasting gold.

Renallo: Anything you'd like to add about Jake Shields, Frank?
Shamrock: He called me a dick.

by The Pope of Chilitown on Aug 15, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

whats with the interviews between rounds?

by Dropkick434 on Aug 15, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Could be worse. Could be megadeath.

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Could be snowboard raffles and da king in the ring.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's funny...

…I was just thinking of the Megadeath performance earlier and had a chuckle.

Renallo: Anything you'd like to add about Jake Shields, Frank?
Shamrock: He called me a dick.

by The Pope of Chilitown on Aug 15, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I curse david mustane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, ONE 'a'

Megadeth.

Just sayin’

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Aug 15, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did I miss a meme?

‘Cause that’s how you spell the group’s name.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Aug 15, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Megadeaf

The hardcore metal band for the hearing-impaired

by Sokonojudo on Aug 15, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What
???

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Def Leopard has that niche nailed down.

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sad part is...

the original name WAS Deaf Leopard, then they misspelled it on purpose.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Aug 15, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like the monkeeys

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Led Zeppelin

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by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

‘Cause that’s how you spell the group’s name.

I think you over-estimate how much people care if it’s spelled properly ;)

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slayer's better anyway....

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Aug 15, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pantera

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ABBA

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Explains why you hate Lesnar so much.....

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Aug 15, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll call it a tie

between Slayer and Pantera

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Aug 15, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slayer + Pantera went on tour back in 01

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And I missed it

Thanks for the reminder.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Aug 15, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pantera at ozzfest was a disaster,phils voice was gone

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s better now, Down kicks all kinds of ass.

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have they realised a new album since Down II

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s really good. You should check it out if you haven’t already.

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whats it called??/

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Over the Under.

It is awesome!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FduXYJc9VA

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cheers

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw Down open for Metallica this past Nov, he did well, though the music was too loud to enjoy (or even differentiate the notes).

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by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

I saw Metallica with the Sword and Machinehead, and my 12 year old daughter didn’t even need ear plugs. We were about halfway up, but I was shocked. Wasn’t nearly as loud as I was expecting.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Aug 15, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Down was the too-loud group. Metallica kicked ass.

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by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did The Sword play?

They were incredible when we saw them.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Aug 15, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Metallica always kick ass live say them last month……..BATTERY

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seen 'em 7 times

and yes, they always kick ass.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Aug 15, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whiskey in the jar live cant be beaten

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a sucker...

for Seek and Destroy. Singing that chorus with my daughter was awesome.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Aug 15, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My entrance music for my fights the guitar at the start is just……………. CLASS

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For Whom The Bell Tolls is my favorite song ever.

EVAH!!!

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I cannot argue this.

The version for ’84 – Day on the Green Festival is amazing.

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by duck on Aug 15, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Favorite on youtube

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They did, but traffic prevented me from seeing them. Seeing Down in NOLA was awesome – their homecoming.

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by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Would love to see them live missed them when they toured here they played on a tuesday

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell yeah

Completely different league

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love Swedish 70s pop its hardcore

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shouldn’t you be banging your head to Enya?

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She is too rich in her castle in dublin to sing and dont be knocking he she is better than bono

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about that bald chic?

Can’t remember her name :(

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by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sinead O'Connor?

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by duck on Aug 15, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats the one. She’s Irish.

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by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She is a fucking reggae now or some shit

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

\m/

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kenny Rogers is the man.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't hate on that one

He has the same eye condition my son does.

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by duck on Aug 15, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They should really strip Cung Le of his title. He hasnt defended it in forever

by Sokonojudo on Aug 15, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cung Le fights?

Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.

by ufc4 on Aug 15, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brutal Knees to the Body

"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"

by Warhand on Aug 15, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Those knees are brutal.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Melendez 20-18

:O

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well...

My Ishida pick is looking like utter shit right now…

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How great was that

When Melendez had Ishida in the headlock and blood was just dripping down on the cancas

by SES 84 on Aug 15, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice!

But Penn/Stevenson has spurting blood.

Renallo: Anything you'd like to add about Jake Shields, Frank?
Shamrock: He called me a dick.

by The Pope of Chilitown on Aug 15, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Singer/Haynes had Haynes’s skin hanging off his scalp.

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by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Marvin Eastman’s goat vagina

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True,

It wasn’t all time, but I was entertained.

by SES 84 on Aug 15, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

positionalize?

by Ashurbanipal on Aug 15, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s in my dictionary.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2x4 jab??

"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"

by Warhand on Aug 15, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Because he jabbed him…with a piece of wood….

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

by Phildo on Aug 15, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank god for that

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That GnP was Hughes vs. Royce all over again.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Welp

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pretty impressive performance from Melendez. First time I’ve really been impressed with him.

This shirt is "dry clean only", which means it's dirty.

by SamCupitt on Aug 15, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bet Ishida’s pay won’t even cover his travel + Bills.

by DirtyML on Aug 15, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Uhh, the promoter pays for that stuff.

by Chris Nelson on Aug 15, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zuffa usually covers medical. Not sure about Strikeforce.

by Andy R on Aug 15, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

unless you’re Tito and say you were hurt before the fight.

by DrTopo on Aug 15, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What happened to the damn triangle?!

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This fight doesn’t count I guess. Should be called a no contest.

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if gil can beat thompson could he be ufc bound

by ldglass on Aug 15, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The lines are shifting in favour of Carano, just an FYI.

by goodbones on Aug 15, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

104-21

hmm.

by brioe162 on Aug 15, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Somebody take away Frank’s Madden-pen before he hurts somebody.

The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.

by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jordan Breen must be as high as giraffe pussy if he called the first round for Ishida.

This shirt is "dry clean only", which means it's dirty.

by SamCupitt on Aug 15, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Super serioiusly. I don’t get him sometimes.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He likes to be “different”

by Sokonojudo on Aug 15, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I usally agree with him but WTF?!

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I realize it’s cliche to suggest that a guy move down in weight after a loss, but Ishida is so hot-and-cold at 155 and so clearly undersized, one wonders how much better he might be at featherweight.

by JRN on Aug 15, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The question is?

Can StrikeForce afford for Carano to lose? Is it worth the risk to try and make sure Carano wins?

"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"

by Warhand on Aug 15, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This isn't EliteXC

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who knows?

"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"

by Warhand on Aug 15, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They can afford it. But it hurts. She could be a major draw. Hell, she is a major draw. But she could be a huge star.

by Andy R on Aug 15, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cyborg kinda looks like the female Nog post Fedor.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Carano is definitely under way more pressure.

by goodbones on Aug 15, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cyborg is ready to bang.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And by “bang” I meant fight.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seraldo Babaluuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! YES!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Count me as on the Gegard-train

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gay-guard

Is that really how its pronounced?

Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.

by ufc4 on Aug 15, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"I do it as a passion"

/chokes guy out unconcsious after ref interferes

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Drum 'n Bass FTW!

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by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

meat puppets

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Aug 15, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously what the fuck is with these “key to win fights” things

by Yasnian on Aug 15, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like them.

This is the kind of stuff the UFC should be doing. Honestly, when is the UFC going to abandon the gladiator PPV intro. When it comes to their telecasts I think the UFC is at the bottom of the heap when it comes to how they present the sport.

Renallo: Anything you'd like to add about Jake Shields, Frank?
Shamrock: He called me a dick.

by The Pope of Chilitown on Aug 15, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i much as i hate the gladiator intro, throwing out random moves as the “key to win” is just as stupid…

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sobral by KO.

by goodbones on Aug 15, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Whenever someone says

Superhulk I can’t stop myself from laughing.

by SES 84 on Aug 15, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I see Jose Canseco and his tae kwan doe.

by SES 84 on Aug 15, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Dream announcer is the only one that can do Gegard any justice

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mousasi is going to win.

by DirtyML on Aug 15, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully we’ll see an undercard fight too since there have been two stoppages so far.

by Sokonojudo on Aug 15, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fire!

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit!

I like babalu but how can I root against a dutchie??

All sorts of confused now…

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If it aint Dutch

it aint mutch.

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by ElliotMatheny on Aug 15, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They almost blew up Seraldo.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHHAA That’s fucking hilarious if you’re making fun of Tito

by Patrick79x on Aug 15, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn, almost got burned there.

by DrTopo on Aug 15, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shut up frank

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Babalu can only win with the clinch elbow

by Yasnian on Aug 15, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

luckily, it doesn’t seem to actually require a clinch

by maise on Aug 15, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When Pyro Attacks

Tonight on FOX.

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by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh, so only no elbow on the ground?

by DrTopo on Aug 15, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Correct.

And I think Mousasi was talking with Jordan Breen about throwing standing elbows.

The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.

by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks, I was surprised to see a standing elbow earlier and I thought the ref missed it.

by DrTopo on Aug 15, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keys to victory

So bad. Some random move? Is it ever right?

A wise man told me don't argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who

by thetakeover on Aug 15, 2009 11:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

lol Breen admitting he actually meant to give Gil the first round…

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol repenting was the only was he was allowed to keep his job.

This shirt is "dry clean only", which means it's dirty.

by SamCupitt on Aug 15, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kid Nate, I hope you’re right about this one.

by goodbones on Aug 15, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Sobral has this.

This shirt is "dry clean only", which means it's dirty.

by SamCupitt on Aug 15, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow mousasi is small for lhw

by Yasnian on Aug 15, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wait for side by side

by DirtyML on Aug 15, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sobral could make 185 if he wanted????

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think so

and i’ve been saying it for a while. He’s said that he doesn’t like cutting weight though

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by ElliotMatheny on Aug 15, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who does/?

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Babalu

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by ElliotMatheny on Aug 16, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Smart ass!!!

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 16, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

side mount armbar!

by Yasnian on Aug 15, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Babablu barely escaped a TKO via sparks

by Patrick79x on Aug 15, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SHIT

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

:O

!

The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.

by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY WOW

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

holy crap

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Aug 15, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'M ON THE FUCKING BANDWAGON

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

talk about a beating.

by brioe162 on Aug 15, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Down goes Seraldo! Down goes Seraldo!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY FUCK

Wow, I wish Dana could have signed him

Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.

by ufc4 on Aug 15, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He should have but……………..FUCKING M1

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit, believe the hype

by DrTopo on Aug 15, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah he showed a lot in that fight. Take down and GNP

by SES 84 on Aug 15, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Knew he would win.

by DirtyML on Aug 15, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Gus: THE ARMENIAN!!!
Mauro: assassin
GUS: ASSASSIN!!!

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Don’t have SHOWTIME, what just happened?

by filipinomix2oo0 on Aug 15, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Two guys just had a fist fight!

(Mousasi won via KO)

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

G’ N’ F’ N’ P’

by Jahbulon on Aug 15, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mousasi just blitzed Babalu. Took him down and ko’d him with g and p.

by Andy R on Aug 15, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he turned down a UFC offer...

He’s happy because his value went up

by SES 84 on Aug 15, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Babalu, “When does the fight start” WOW

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Welcome to America, Gegard!

by Chris Nelson on Aug 15, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

damn :(

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Told you, fuckers.

Twitter: @Mike_Fagan_13
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Aug 15, 2009 11:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

HIGH FIVE FOR BANDWAGON

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

God dammit Fagan

You win

Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.

by ufc4 on Aug 15, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ARMENIAN ASSASSIN

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He has been imbued with deadly power

In exchange for changing his name to Gayguard Moo Sassy.

The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.

by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mousassi, class act. Kyle, learn from this guy.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So Gergard will get a raise at some point.

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is he Armenian or Dutch???

WTF?

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

aah ok

had be all confused. Thanks.

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Born in armenia and moved to holland when he was young

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

born in Iran actually

not sure how that happened.

by Tizoc on Aug 15, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dont get technical

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sometimes when a man and a woman are in love…

by Phildo on Aug 15, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go on………..

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.

by ufc4 on Aug 15, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They turn into rabbits!!!!!!!

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They go to the baby store to display their love to other people?

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And then………..

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

cool, Mousasi stopped the gnp by himself.

by DrTopo on Aug 15, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

tko in 1 minute. the guy is no joke

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Aug 15, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

right-o

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Aug 15, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Almost being engulfed by a fireball on your entrance is a bad omen.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hendo

Would have gotten in 3 more punches…Shivers…Head kicks.

by SES 84 on Aug 15, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He needs to come to the UFC.

by goodbones on Aug 15, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Classy move

To stop punching when he saw Babalu was out before Big John stepped in

Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.

by ufc4 on Aug 15, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Absolutely

Wish more fighters thought that way rather than the henderson “try to kill him until the ref stops me”

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hendo is about to dismatle Bisping

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Strikeforce live camera angles aren’t as good as the UFC’s. Was hard to tell what was happening live.

by Sokonojudo on Aug 15, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gegard vs Silva, MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!

by Zack Gobie on Aug 15, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone hear of him before the dream tournament??

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yah dude… he fought in PRIDE.

by Chris Nelson on Aug 15, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok did anyone pay attention to him before the tournament???

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhh, he was fighter of the year in 2008.

by goodbones on Aug 15, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya after the tournament he was

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw him in Pride but he was not really on my radar.

The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.

by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Twitter: @Mike_Fagan_13
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Aug 15, 2009 11:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Sooo…Carano is next?

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ptobably not

maybe one from the undercard

by David_ on Aug 15, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It all depends on ethics.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tell that to Herring after he knocked out Nog.

Shameless self-promotion! http://twitter.com/scb0212
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YUS

Stopping when you think you might have won gives some fight fans a warm feeling, but some dudes snap back into it, and some refs are stupid. Seal the deal.

The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.

by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

tell that to leonard garcia

by Ashurbanipal on Aug 15, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Miguel Torres wants to go out that way.

"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"

by Warhand on Aug 15, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice, easy 80k.

by bigweeze on Aug 15, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

who got that?

by David_ on Aug 15, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mousasi – 40/40 i’m rather sure.

by bigweeze on Aug 16, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poor Soko

Why does Gegard have to fight Sokoudjou next? That’s mean =(. Sokoudjou should get Minowaman or Hong Man Choi.

by Sokonojudo on Aug 15, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That thong killed itself shortly after it was taken off..RIP. :(

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.

by ufc4 on Aug 15, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wanna do a sig bet for 102?

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well sure, why would I ever want to get rid of mine

Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.

by ufc4 on Aug 15, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I has:
Randy C
Keith J
Nate m
Brandon V
Chris L

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the hell, I’ll take Maia. I’m tempted to take Silva but if he doesn’t KO Jardine in the first 2 minutes he’ll probably lose

Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.

by ufc4 on Aug 15, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very well, R4 is on.

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 15, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

PORQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Noob here...

who is the announcer that sounds like he was kicked off WWE’s Saturday morning show?

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Aug 15, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mauro Ranallo…did a lot of the Pride shows and a lot of regional mma.

Makes a lot of puns.

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He let himself go.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And is a complete jackass

Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.

by ufc4 on Aug 15, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's been said before

But Mauro is at his best when he’s not obligated to shill and when he’s not trying to get a laff. When he’s hanging out watching fights, he can be great.

Not that this matters here, Showtime brings out the worst in him.

The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.

by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

His voice just sounds like

small market TV car dealership ads….

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Aug 15, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no Shields/Shamrock showdown, that would have been a whole bunch of fun awkwardness.

by Phildo on Aug 15, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I really hope SKY over here picks up that tournament

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NICEEEE

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some of the names of Mousasi's last 8 fights(All wins)

Evangelina Santos
Denis Kang
Jacare
Manhoef
Babalu

Kid is legit.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a fairly epic Fedor ad

by Ashurbanipal on Aug 15, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sad that the one that just aired in spike starring rashad, rampage, and kimbo will have more of an impact.

by Phildo on Aug 15, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I missed it because I was reading the damn comments, hope they play it again.

by David_ on Aug 15, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice! No prelims.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I LOVE YOU GINA

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL…I thought it said “your.”

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In mother russia your gina is good…….

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still laughing.

The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.

by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She just called me. She says she loves you back.

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She called you once I untied her.

Shameless self-promotion! http://twitter.com/scb0212
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fedor, Sheilds, Rogers

I’m actually getting regularly excited for showtime cards…is something wrong here.

by SES 84 on Aug 15, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Braces, Frank at 36?????

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s had them for over a year now.

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would be kinda hard to wear them...

when you’re an active MMA fighter, yes?

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Aug 15, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One would think

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

will frank’s teeth ever be straight?

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Aug 15, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Grown ass man with braces.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DOesnt he have money, buy new teeth

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s had braces for quite some time now. Not sure if he’s ever going to be free of them.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’re going to fall off in a few years anyway.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still no excuse he has money get kimbo’s grill

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mauro and Frank are making me miss Pat Miletich.

by Cannon Jacques on Aug 15, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why? They’re not that bad. It’s a bit congested with two PBP guys in the booth, but they’re doing a decent job.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They both just bother me. Maybe, they’re not that bad.

by Cannon Jacques on Aug 15, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stick to your guns

They irritate me, Miletich keeps things much more grounded.

The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.

by Dodectagon on Aug 15, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why can’t they do that instead of the meat puppets?

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

z

Why are they using actual video to show the jab?

If it’s so important shouldn’t they be using skeletor/

by Phildo on Aug 15, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They need to hire John Madden and let him commentate. The Lulz would be amazing.

by Sokonojudo on Aug 15, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Boom! Whap! Thud! Turduken!

by Tizoc on Aug 15, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“See..what she needs to do here is take her fist and hit the other girl with it. BOOM! Over and over again.”

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOOM That’s Tough Actin’ Tinactin!

by Sokonojudo on Aug 15, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just watched that commercial on TV as you posted it… (Watching Strikeforce on laptop, TV in background)

by EnsignFrog on Aug 15, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still…………dont need to hear her talk…………im not paying her to talk

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FYI on UFC on Spike

Hendo is about to KO The Count

Lesnar v. Mir II still to come

timing on UFC’s part is great

by RipeTide on Aug 15, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I haven't changed the channel once

"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"

by Warhand on Aug 15, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AMURRICA!

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's not enough REC buttons for this...

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Aug 15, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Declaration of HENDOPENDANCE!!!

by Tonley on Aug 15, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's why God made TiVo...

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Aug 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gina is going to tap from strikes. Watch.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

According to BJ, that will make her a bitch.

by Sokonojudo on Aug 15, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BJs gonna get banned then :(

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t ban BJs!!!

Shameless self-promotion! http://twitter.com/scb0212
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Aug 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You cant ban BJ’S

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re gonna have to convince the mod not to. I can’t think how you might do this, tho.

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get him some drunk chicks??

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BJ>Costco and Target

by Sokonojudo on Aug 15, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, he’ll just run the rocks with the magical Triangle of Success will absolve him of his sins.

by Sokonojudo on Aug 15, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gina by awesomeness

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love her

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah Cyborg, everyone knows about chute boxes style

/injects

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Something like that got me a warning once.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Aug 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gina wins via TKO, rd 2

by EnsignFrog on Aug 15, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I want to see a KO!!!

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gina by dimples

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Aug 15, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

She does have an incredible smile..

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey guys, has women’s MMA imploded yet? My mother in law won’t let me watch the fights.

"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."

by AJB on Aug 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Should I ask why not?

by EnsignFrog on Aug 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because it’s the DEVIL!

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought Dick Clark was the devil?

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 15, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don king???

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because we were busy helping her apply for a dating website. She actually has no problem with MMA.

"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."

by AJB on Aug 15, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You really posted the sentence...

“My mother in law won’t let me watch the fights.”

Really?

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Aug 15, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s her house. I’m homeless. No choice.

"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."

by AJB on Aug 15, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats why god created bars

by Ashurbanipal on Aug 15, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That might be

the only possible combination of letters you could have typed that would be an acceptable response. Good luck on your future, bro.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Aug 15, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cyborg by crowd shocking tko.

by DirtyML on Aug 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love watching Hendo KO the count…

by EnsignFrog on Aug 15, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

z

"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."

by AJB on Aug 15, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Gina, but I want to see her get KO’d.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cyborg via Wandy

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cyborg is going to touch her with the jab.

by DirtyML on Aug 15, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GO GINA, YOU'RE HOT!

so I have to root for you. Plus she’s fighting a man for the woman’s championship.

by Sokonojudo on Aug 15, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did anyone else see randy give gina the good luck or good game butt slap/smack?

by ThaSandman on Aug 15, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That perv.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Randy can touch whatever he wants

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except Kim Couture

Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.

by ufc4 on Aug 15, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She is probably watching and crying lol

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 16, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brazillians don’t call him Handy for nothing.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 15, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THE MASTER STRATEGIST

by Tonley on Aug 16, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jimmy leenon gets his own entrance GONG

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 15, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was pretty badass.

by DirtyML on Aug 15, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

please be a good ref

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Aug 15, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Indeed. Don’t stop it early beacuse they are women.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 15, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Par-tee like a rock star

Walla walla walla I'm an idiot.

by ufc4 on Aug 15, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gina, lucky nipple twist, plz.

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 16, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

PLEASEEEEEEE

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 16, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 16, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha!

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Aug 16, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FYI

UFC aired some post fight press conference comments after the Hendo KO of dipshit

Lesnar up next, so they timed it perfect

by RipeTide on Aug 16, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Natural Athlete?

Sorry Frank, but I’m pretty sure that i’sn’t all natural.

by SES 84 on Aug 16, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Carano’s getting a huge pop.

by Andy R on Aug 16, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Could they have picked a worse ref

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 16, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mariglioti?

("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)

by mythbuster on Aug 16, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That has to be Big Tan Dan.

by Sokonojudo on Aug 16, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Larry Landless.

Hon. mention: Troy Waugh.

The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.

by Dodectagon on Aug 16, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Troy Waugh looks like something from a JR Tolken book.

Keep firing Assholes!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

by Ubernoober on Aug 16, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I meant after the WEC last week

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 16, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

New rule...

Big John must ref all MMA matches that matter.

by EnsignFrog on Aug 16, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d

Sometimes you wonder, do they understand the game of football? They have a few drinks and probably the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
Roy Keane

by RealIrish on Aug 16, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

here we go

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Aug 16, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WAR CYBORG!

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 16, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

whoopin dat ass!

'Ello G'vnor!

by IHateMMA on Aug 16, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ho gina!

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Aug 16, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha go!

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Aug 16, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs