What If Your Favorite UFC Fighters Were Animals?
by ufc4 on Aug 13, 2009 8:59 PM EDT
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PrintI know what you were thinking when you read the title- "What are you talking about? Rampage Jackson is an animal!!!!!". That's not what I mean, I'm talking literally. What if Heath Herring was an actual herring? What if Matt Hamill was at your local Petco and they called him Matt the hamster? The following is what you get when you combine someone with an over-active imagination and way too much time on their hands:
Georges St. Bernard
This beautiful specimen would definitely win best in show!
BJ Penguin
This native Hawaiian doesn't seem to be enjoying the cold!
Junie Brownbear
This loud-mouthed beast is definitely NOT smarter than the average bear.
Wanderlei Silverback
This once dominant leader of the pack seems to be approaching the end of his reign.
And finally...........
Lyoto Macheetah
The speed and precision this predator hunts his prey with is currently unmatched in the animal kingdom.
So what do you think? I thought it was kind of funny and if you guys like it (i.e. rec it enough) I have a few more ideas that I can put together at another time. And if you think they're stupid and a waste of time feel free to express that in the comments. Either way thanks for looking.
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Josh Barnett
Get it? It’s because of the roids. I’m such a comedian
by Discman2 on Aug 13, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Has everyone seen the YouTube video about these things? Fucking unreal.
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by ufc4 on Aug 13, 2009 10:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
no
linky?
Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late. - Mike Tyson
by lovingmma25 on Aug 13, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
See if this works
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmkj5gq1cQU
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by ufc4 on Aug 13, 2009 10:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
wow, very very interesting
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by lovingmma25 on Aug 13, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d be scared standing that close to one of those things.
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by ufc4 on Aug 13, 2009 11:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
One flick of the tail would probably give you a concussion.
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by ufc4 on Aug 14, 2009 8:12 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
not to be funny or nasty but their asses looked like budunkadunks
Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late. - Mike Tyson
by lovingmma25 on Aug 14, 2009 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Who was it that Rogan said had one? Houston Alexander?
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by ufc4 on Aug 14, 2009 10:52 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Tyson Griffin
Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late. - Mike Tyson
by lovingmma25 on Aug 14, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Thanks Cannon, I think that’s exactly what I was aiming for.
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by ufc4 on Aug 13, 2009 10:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Keith Sardine anyone?
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
LOL, that’s a good one, unfortunately human heads pasted on fish bodies don’t look that good.
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by ufc4 on Aug 13, 2009 10:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
LMAO, holy shit man... were you really that bored?
He was like 'You hit like a bitch.' I'm like all right. And I stood up and slapped him. I go 'Now you just got hit like one.'" - Kurt Pellegrino.
The kids were napping, the old lady was gone, what else was I supposed to do? House work?Yeah right.
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by ufc4 on Aug 13, 2009 10:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
That was actually on my list of ideas for the next one, I had a list of ten and only used half of them this time. Good work.
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by ufc4 on Aug 13, 2009 10:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Need to redo Machida, he is a dragon =P
A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.
I knew someone would bring that up.
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by ufc4 on Aug 13, 2009 11:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Edor = Sad Panda
Wanderlei Silva = Tasmanian Devil
Vitor Belfort = Jaguar
BJ Penn = Ram
Andrei Arlovski = Fainting Goat
Lyoto Machida = Praying Mantis
Anderson Silva = Spider
Damian Maia = Python
Keep firing Assholes!
Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.
This whole thread smells of THC...
But what the hell.
Yoshihiro AhiTuna
Ryan Badger
Terry Pine Martin
I had Yoshihiro Akillama on my list but this works too.
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by ufc4 on Aug 14, 2009 8:15 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
or
A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.
by iiowyn on Aug 14, 2009 7:34 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rofl
I got it
"The wise have something to say, the foolish have to say something."
by PistonHyundai on Aug 14, 2009 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions
So, ufc4...
I’m guessing you found Gimp to your liking. Craziest post I have ever seen lol.
("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)
Yeah, it’s pretty cool, especially for free, thanks for the tip.
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by ufc4 on Aug 14, 2009 10:42 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
you have been getting pretty good at it this week
Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late. - Mike Tyson
by lovingmma25 on Aug 14, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Where’d the Brock bear go?
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by ufc4 on Aug 14, 2009 10:53 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL that Brock one is awesome.
I was gonna go with Mirko Cro Codile.
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by ufc4 on Aug 14, 2009 11:08 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I can’t tell the difference
Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late. - Mike Tyson
by lovingmma25 on Aug 14, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
It’s easy, Kimbo’s chain is bigger.
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by ufc4 on Aug 14, 2009 2:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
fainting goat?
Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late. - Mike Tyson
by lovingmma25 on Aug 14, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Whoever did the Swick one is a massive fail…Sherk is the T-Rex.
A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.
by iiowyn on Aug 14, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Any one of these with Anderson Silva is golden.
by Cannon Jacques on Aug 14, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
AWESOME!
REC’D!
"We'll show up tomorrow and do the same thing we try to do every day, Kick Pedroia's ass in cribbage and try and win a baseball game."
by tito (eight and oh) on Aug 14, 2009 12:26 PM EDT reply actions
Keith Sardine
Bas(s) Rutten
Houston Alexander
JON FINCH
Babaloonaroo
by Nick Thomas on Aug 14, 2009 12:37 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Shane Carwinnie the Pooh
("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)
by mythbuster on Aug 14, 2009 12:46 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
LOL, my god, look what I’ve started. Some of these are seriously funny guys, you can’t outdo me on my own post :)
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by ufc4 on Aug 14, 2009 2:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Kendall Grover
("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)
by mythbuster on Aug 14, 2009 12:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Brandon Vera Wang
ok not an animal, but I couldn’t resist… sorry :(
("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)
If you wanna go this route where’s Frank Mira Sorvino?
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by ufc4 on Aug 14, 2009 2:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
He kind of looks like the bad guy from The Crow (Top Dollar)
("you don’t like Brock" – helping Weobo out)
Yoshiyuki Yoshih-tzu
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by ufc4 on Aug 14, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
George Sotiroctopus
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by ufc4 on Aug 16, 2009 10:21 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That one is weak, there is a fish called a Gar.
A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.
Don’t we have any fish ones already? There are about half a dozen more fish ones I could do (Steve Steinbass, Sean Salmon) but I’m trying to be a little more creative.
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by ufc4 on Aug 16, 2009 5:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Any=enough
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by ufc4 on Aug 16, 2009 5:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
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