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Sengoku IX Live Play-by-Play, Results and Commentary

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The first of the 2009 Japanese Featherweight Grands Prix concludes tonight at Sengoku IX in Saitama, Japan. As always, BloodyElbow.com will have live results and play-by-play, beginning at 3AM Eastern / Midnight Pacific.

Be sure to join myself and the BE Night Crew as Michihiro Omigawa tries to continue his improbable run against undefeated King of Pancrase Marlon Sandro and Masanori Kanehara attempts to unseat tournament favorite Hatsu Hioki, with the winners clashing in the evening's co-headline bout. Lightweight champion Satoru Kitaoka will defend against Shooto and Cage Force veteran Mizuto Hirota in the main event. Akihiro Gono also returns to Japan for the first time since 2006, while Sambo champion Blagoi Ivanov will make his major MMA debut.

Full card in the extended entry; results will be hidden after the jump, too, for those waiting on the HDNet replay.

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Sengoku IX
August 2, 2009
Saitama Super Arena
Saitama, Japan

Opening Bouts (Untelevised)

Don Quijote presents Sengoku Gold Cup Finals

60kg: Ryosuke Komori (4-1 / Yoshida Dojo) def. Takeshi Numajiri (1-2 / Kiguchi Dojo) via TKO (Punches) at 3:25 of Round 1

65kg: Shigeki Osawa (3-0 / Yoshida Dojo) def. Toru Harai (6-3 / Mori Dojo) via TKO (Punches) at 4:24 of Round 1

70kg: Ikuo Usuda (5-0 / Kiguchi Dojo) def. Koji Ando (2-1-2 / Wajyutsu Keisyukai Tokyo) via Decision (Unanimous)

Televised Card

01 - Heavyweight Match (3R x 5 min.)
Yoshihiro "Kiss" Nakao (7-2, 2 NC / Team Tackler) vs. Mu Bae Choi (9-3 / Team Tackle)

Round 1: Front and leg kicks from Nakao early. Both men wearing wrestling shoes. After a few brief clinches, "Kiss" shoots a single-leg and puts Choi on his back. The Korean works back to his feet and assumes Nakao's back standing. Nakao walks into the corner and sticks his head through the ropes. The big men keeping a predictably slow pace as Choi presses Nakao into the corner and lands punches where he can. Ref calls a stop in the action for Choi's gloves to be re-taped around the wrist. Not much action in the final minute, as Choi takes the first underwhelming round. 10-9 Choi.

Round 2: Nakao clips Choi with an overhand left and immediately changes levels, plowing Choi into the ropes. Choi tries to escape, btu Nakao takes north-south position and begins landing some knees to Choi's head. Nakao in side control landing shots, now north-south again and more knees. Choi is back up and leaning on Nakao in the corner as he did in the first round. This time, the ref is quick to break it up. Nakao lands a few leg kicks and punches, and Choi repeats the process. 10-9 Nakao.

Round 3: Nakao shoots and is shucked off, but lands a few solid leg kicks after the fact. Choi tries to return with a right kick to the body, but it's slow as molasses and Nakao takes him right down. Nakao in north-south again, more knees and looking for a guillotine which isn't happening this late in the game. No hope of this fight being finished. Nakao in half-guard, passes to Choi's right with two minutes left in the final frame. Choi rolls and gets to his knees after absorbing a minute of punches from side mount, only to be greeted by more knees. Nakao really took over the first round. Pretty easy call here. 10-9 Nakao.

Bloody Elbow scores the fight 29-28 Nakao

Yoshihiro "Kiss" Nakao (8-3, 2 NC) def. Mu Bae Choi (9-4) via Decision (Unanimous)

 

02 - Sengoku Featherweight Grand Prix 2009 Semifinal (3R x 5 min.)
Hatsu Hioki (19-3-2 / Alive) vs. Masanori Kanehara (13-5-5 / Paraestra Hachiozi - Team ZST)

Round 1:Hioki snaps a slapping left high kick to Kanehara's face to start the bout. Kanehara absorbing some leg kicks early, throwing back some of his own. Hioki changes levels and takes Kanehara down with relative ease, and soon works to full mount at the edge of the ring. Hioki with the rape choke, aiming to kill from the top and trying to finish this first fight fast. Kanehara is helpless to escape from the lanky Hioki's mount and Hioki continues to punish him with punches and shoulders. Kanehara reverses and stands as Hioki attempts to swing to the side for an armbar, but Hioki slaps on a triangle and prevents a slam. Hioki latches on to Kanehara's right arm and gains top position again as Kanehara attempts to writhe free. Mount for Hioki once again with a minute left, but he can't finish as Kanehara continues to survive despite an already-swollen face. 10-9 Hioki.

Round 2: Hioki shoots in at Kanehara's waist and puts his back against the ringpost. Kanehara jumps guard and wraps himself around Hioki, but he's soon on his back and Hioki's got side control. Knees to the body and head, then Hioki moves to mount. The ref turns them outward in the corner and restarts action. Hioki alternately posturing up to pummel Kanehara, and smothering him. Kanehara finally manages to buck Hioki off, but Hioki grabs an arm and nearly finishes the twisting Kanehara. Don't know how Kanehara escapes that, but he's got Hioki's back and is looking for a choke after the scramble! Now Kanehara looking for an armbar on Hioki! But Hioki escapes and is soon back in side control. Kanehara works him back to full guard, then escapes and stands. Hioki takes his back standing and Kanehara goes to his knees. Hioki trying to sink in the RNC with 30 seconds left. It's not deep, Kanehara will live to see another lopsided round. 10-8 Hioki.

Round 3: Kanehara comes forward with combinations, wading through Hioki's rangy jabs. Kanehara cracks him with a left straight but just misses a Superman right hand; headhunting is his only hope at this point. Slapping leg kick from Kanehara - he slips and twirls awkwardly, and Hioki is all over him as he stumbles against the ropes. Hioki works the takedown but winds up on his back. Guillotine attempt by Hioki yields nothing but Kanehara gaining half-guard. Two minutes left and Kanehara is desperately trying for mount, but Hioki's doing a good job neutralizing. Couple solid right hands by Kanehara from Hioki's open guard, causing Hioki to close said guard right up. Hioki working the rubber guard with a minute left, lands a couple nice punches of his own from the bottom. Hioki considers a last minute gogoplata but Kanehara breaks free and wildly rains down shots in an attempt to finish before the bell. No such luck. Kanehara wins the last round, but won't advance to the finals. Both men look absolutely beat. 10-9 Kanehara.

Bloody Elbow scores the fight 29-27 Hioki

Hatsu Hioki (20-3-2) def. Masanori Kanehara (13-6-5) via Decision (Unanimous)

 

03 - Sengoku Featherweight Grand Prix 2009 Semifinal (3R x 5 min.)
Michihiro Omigawa (6-7-1 / Yoshida Dojo) vs. Marlon Sandro (14-0 / Nova Uniao)

Round 1: Omigawa circles outside as Sandro throws wreckingball overhand rights. Both guys trading HARD shots in the pocket early! This looks like it's gonna be a shootout. Sandro getting inside and working Omigawa with combos, but Omigawa looks no worse for wear. Knee from the clinch seems to take the wind out of Omigawa, who clinches up and puts Sandro in a corner until the ref breaks it up. More swinging rights connecting for Sandro as Omigawa leaves his left hand completely down when he comes inside. Omigawa lands a good one of his own and ties up again. Omigawa's not keeping busy as presses his man agaisnt the ropes, trying to lure Sandro in for a trip/throw, but Sandro's not biting and Omigawa's warned by the ref. Source freezes up with a minute or less remaining in the round, but from what I saw... 10-9 Sandro.

Round 2: Missed out on this round, but here's what Tony Loiseleur had to say:

Sandro and Omigawa playing more boxing now with Sandro bouncing shots off Omigawa's head and Omigawa going for spinning kicks and such. Omigawa is hanging in there though, absorbing a flying knee and pressing in for combinations. Sandro slipping, landing his counter punches. Sandro is still piling up the damage with big three punch combinations, almost ending up in the Thai plum to land knees to the face. Omigawa goes for the Sanchin stance here because he has absolutely nothing to lose. He eats a low kick or two before lunging for a punch to the body. Sandro is still marking Omigawa up though. Omigawa charges right into a guillotine and hangs on at the last 30 seconds, elbowing Sandro's quads. Bell. 10-9 Sandro.

Round 3: Omigawa is lunging in on Sandro, throwing punches from way low. Connects with a nice left, though. Sandro shoots and is denied by the Yoshida Dojo fighter. Sandro's gone to two-punch combos now, but they're still landing. Enough for Omigawa to try to hold the Brazilian in the corner for a minute, anyway. Now he's got Sandro's back on the ropes again, and Omigawa finally manages to get him down with under a minute left. Omigawa posturing up, landing blows to the now-bloodied face of Sandro, but it may be too late. 10-9 Omigawa.

Didn't see the second round, so Bloody Elbow won't offer a decision here.
Sherdog has Sandro winning the first two rounds, but Omigawa sure seemed to think he had it at the final bell.

Michihiro Omigawa (7-7-1) def. Marlon Sandro (14-1) via Decision (Split)

Incredible! Sandro gets his first loss, and Omigawa - the one nobody expected to beat L.C. Davis in the first round - has a very strong chance of winning the finals against an equally battle-damaged Hioki.

 

04 - Sengoku Featherweight Grand Prix 2009 Reserve Match (3R x 5 min.)
Chan Sung Jung (6-1 / CMA Korea - KTT) vs. Matt Jaggers (14-6 / Team Wolfpack)

Round 1: After landing a couple nice punches, Jung sprawls on Jaggers' double-leg and winds up in the American's closed guard. Jung trying to land shots but Jaggers is neutralizing from bottom. The ref stands them up and admonishes both fighters; Jaggers looks perplexed. Jaggers with the takedown this time, down to the Zombie's open guard but Jung is the one keeping more active from bottom with a minute left. Jung rolls Jaggers and nearly snags a limb for an armbar, but in the end remains on bottom as the round expires. 10-9 Jung.

Round 2: Jung waving and giving peace signs to audience members before the second round begins. He's soon taken down and put on his back, but once again he's the one doing damage from underneath. Jung sees an opening and quickly snares a triangle on the right side. Jaggers is forced to tap and falls down nearly unconscious as the Zombie releases the hold. Will we be seeing Jung later tonight?

Chan Sung Jung (7-1) def. Matt Jaggers (14-7) via Submission (Triangle Choke) in Round 2

 

05 - Lightweight Match (3R x 5 min.)
Eiji Mitsuoka
(15-6-2 / freelance) vs. Clay French (17-5 / H.I.T. Squad)

Round 1: After a minute of working against the ropes, Eiji trips French to the floor. French scrambles to get out, but gets snared in a guillotine in the scramble. He picks Mitsuoka up to slam him, but taps shortly after depositing the Japanese fighter on the ground.

Eiji Mitsuoka (16-6-2) def. Clay French (17-6) via Submission (Guillotine Choke) in Round 1

 

06 - Welterweight Match (3R x 5 min.)
Akihiro Gono (29-14-7 / GRABAKA) vs. Dan Hornbuckle (17-2 / McVicker's Martial Arts Academy)

Round 1: Tentative striking in the first few minutes. Gono gets inside with a couple flush right hands and lands a few kicks to the midsection of the much taller Hornbuckle. Gono still circling outside as Dan begins to find his range with two minutes left. Hornbuckle clinches and lands a few knees, Gono falls and Hornbuckle stomps his head, but is lured to the ground and into Gono's full guard (against the advice of his corner). Gono - cut on his left cheek - closes up guard with a minute left and controls Hornbuckle's wrists. 30 seconds remaining and Hornbukle is just landing shots to the body from closed guard. 10-9 Hornbuckle.

Round 2: Gono going to work with kicks and ducking under Hornbuckle's punches with combos of his own. Dan begins landing again though, and puts Gono on his back with two minutes left. Hornbuckle gets to mount but is hesitant to give Gono any space as he continues to attempt to buck and roll. 30 seconds left and it ends with Hornbuckle in mount. 10-9 Hornbuckle.

Round 3: Hornbuckle tying up Gono against the ropes, landing knees to the legs and up the gut. Ref restarts them in the center and Gono lunges forward with a right uppercut which connects. Gono tags Hornbuckle with a pair of decent rights, and the American is the one backing up now. Gono throws a slapping right leg kick which is caught, and Hornbuckle counters with a right kick of his own. His shin catches Gono flush in the grill, and the Grabaka fighter falls back unconscious immediately, head landing under the bottom rope. Minutes later, Gono is still down and unconscious, a massive laceration under his left eye. He's brought out on a stretcher through a silent Saitama Super Arena.

Dan Hornbuckle (18-2) def. Akihiro Gono (29-15-7) via KO (Head Kick) in Round 3

 

Update from Sherdog regarding the FWGP final:

Hatsu Hioki is announced as having a concussion and cannot continue. Thus, the featherweight grand prix final will be Michihiro Omigawa and Masanori Kanehara. A Sengoku official briefly came back stage to explain that after his fight with Masanori Kanehara, Hatsu Hioki felt numbness along with a lack of strength in his arms and legs. Suspecting a concussion, doctors have sent Hioki to the hospital.

 

07 - Heavyweigth Match (3R x 5 min.)
Kazuyuki Fujita (15-7 / Fujita Office) vs. Blagoi Alexandre Ivanov (1-0, 1 NC / SK Absolute Bulgaria)

Round 1: Ivanov circling, more like bunny-hopping around the outside of Fujita. Swinging away with flailing hooks, Ivanov stuns Fujita with a pair of shots, and "Ironhead" falls to the ground on his backside. Ivanov follows him down and works for a guillotine, but quickly finds himself reversed and on the underside of Fujita with one minute left in the round. Fujita tries a quick north-south choke, but Ivanov backs out and lands a couple knees from the clinch to close the opening frame. 10-9 Ivanov.

Round 2: Ivanov still swinging for the fences. Fujita ducks under and picks a single leg, winding up in side control on Ivanov's right. Ivanov gets free and back to his feet. Fujita backs Ivanov into the corner and dirty boxes him a bit. Both men swinging away with a minute remaining, both tired and Fujijta's forehead is looking jacked up, all swollen and raw. 10-9 Fujita.

Round 3: Ivanov catches Fujita in a standing guillotine, but both men are drenched in sweat and Fujita keeps loose. The ref breaks it up for the doc to look at Fujita, and the fight is allowed to continue. Ivanov spins out of a single-leg attempt by Fujita and kicks him in the face on the way up. The action has slowed to a crawl. The final 90 seconds are Fujita laying on Ivanov in side control, trying for an arm-triangle choke which it was far too late for. Fujita may have stolen it at the end but Ivanov certainly inflicted more damage throughout. 10-9 Ivanov.

Bloody Elbow scores the fight 29-28 Ivanov

Blagoi Ivanov (2-0, 1 NC) def. Kazuyuki Fujita (15-8) via Decision (Split)

 

08 - Sengoku Middleweight Title Challenger Match (3R x 5 min.)
Kazuo Misaki (21-9-2 / GRABAKA) vs. Kazuhiro Nakamura (13-9 / Yoshida Dojo)

Round 1: Nakamura throws a right kick which is caught by Misaki, who makes Kaz eat a right straight for the trouble. Accidental low blow on Misaki, and the Grabaka Hitman takes a few minutes to recover. Back to action, Misaki knocks Nakamura on his ass with a flying knee and chases him down. Misaki slaps on a guillotine and rolls onto his back. The ref is looking at Nakamura... and he's done! The ref shoves Misaki off and the UFC vet falls on his back, out cold. What a huge, huge win for Misaki after his recent troubles. Nakamura is dragged backstage by his Yoshida Dojo teammates, sobbing. He really wanted another shot at Jorge Santiago and the Sengoku title and it may not come for a while now.

Kazuo Misaki (22-9-2) def. Kazuhiro Nakamura (13-10) via Technical Submission (Guillotine Choke) in Round 1

 

09 - Sengoku Featherweight Grand Prix 2009 Final Match (3R x 5 min.)
Masanori Kanehara (13-6-5 / Paraestra Hachiozi - Team ZST) vs. Michihiro Omigawa (7-7-1 / Yoshida Dojo)

Round 1: Kanehara quickly takes Omigawa's back, standing, and works for the rear-naked choke. Omigawa controlling the wrists, drops down to his knees to try and shake the ZST vet, then pops back up. Kanehara landing some semi-hard left hands from the back, but Omigawa doesn't flinch. Omigawa presses his back against the ring post until Kanehara falls off, but Kanehara is soon up on his back again. Omigawa finally gets free, but Kanehara is now in his guard. Kanehara works from there until the round ends. 10-9 Kanehara.

Round 2:Kanehara with a left high kick, followed by a quick one-two combo which seems to faze Omigawa a little. Another combination connects and Omigawa takes him down. Kanehara reverses, gets to side control and begins dropping knees on Omigawa's face. Omigawa bucks him back to his guard and tries a guillotine, to no avail. Kanehara trying an arm-triangle, but it's loose and Omigawa's head is sliding under the bottom rope. 10-9 Kanehara.

Round 3: Omigawa comes out swinging, but Kanehara's swinging back and lands a couple nice head kicks. Left jab from Kanehara connects, and Omigawa answers with a left straight. Kanehara shoots and Omigawa latches on to a guillotine. It looks decent, but not deep enough to finish; still, Omigawa won't relent. Finally he releases the hold and starts throwing short hammerfists from side mount. He stands above Kanehara and falls back for a heel hook, but Kanehara stands and begins bombing him with punches again. Omigawa gets him down and mounts him with 30 seconds left! Omigawa raining down punch after punch, desperate to finish, but Kanehara rolls away and avoids more punishment. 10-9 Omigawa.

Bloody Elbow scores the fight 29-28 Kanehara

Masanori Kanehara (14-6-5) def. Michihiro Omigawa (7-8-1) via Decision (Split)

Despite losing to Hatsu Hioki in his first fight of the evening, Kanehara becomes the first-ever Sengoku Featherweight Champion.

 

10 - Sengoku Lightweight Title Match (5R x 5 min.)
Satoru Kitaoka (25-8-9 / PANCRASEism / champion) vs. Mizuto Hirota (11-3-1 / GUTSMAN / challenger)

Round 1:Kitaoka shoots immediately and mounts Hirota for a brief second, but Hirota is against the ropes and able to work his way to his feet. Kitaoka puts him against the post and works for mount again, but Hirota stands, ensnared in a guillotine. He lifts the champ up and shucks Kitaoka loose. Kitaoka is posturing above Hirota in the corner, throwing down some hard punches and head stomps. He grabs the guillotine again as Hirota stands, but Hirota again defends well and gets it back to the feet. Glancing head kick from Hirota, who then presses Kitaoka against the ropes until the round ends. 10-9 Kitaoka.

Round 2: The first few minutes are spent on the feet with neither man gaining a distinct striking advantage. Spinning backfist misses from Kitaoka. Hirota backs Kitaoka into the post and gets into guard. Kitaoka is swinging and missing on big overhand rights and lefts. Almost a 10-10 round, but... 10-9 Hirota.

Round 3: Kitaoka shoots and brings Hirota down, quickly moving to side mount and throwing hilariously short hammerfists to Hirota's face. Kitaoka's back to half-guard and doing slightly better with his shots, but only slightly, still not doing much or any damage. Two minute remaining, Kitaoka postures up and it looks like he'll try the heel hook, but it's a fake-out. He tries a Saku-style flying stomp, to little effect. The last minute of the round, Hirota seems to be doing exactly what he said he would - beginning to tire Kitaoka out, stuff his shots and land clean punches. Still, Kitoka dominated most of the round. 10-9 Kitaoka.

Round 4: Kitaoka shooting over and over, and Hirota just sprawling out. Hirota's got north-south and has Kitaoka in trouble with some big knees to the head! Kitaoka's nose is bloodied - he stands up momentarily and swings wildly, desperately in the general direction of Hirota. He shoots pathetically and Hirota goes in for the kill. The bell rings before the ref even steps in to stop the fight - I'm thinking the corner may have thrown in the towel, as Kitaoka was in a bad way.

Ladies and gentlemen, your new Sengoku lightweight champ! Hirota followed his gameplan to a T and completely exposed Kitaoka.

Mizuto Hirota (12-3-1) def. Satoru Kitaoka (25-9-9) via TKO (Knees and Punches) in Round 4

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Josh Barnett tested positive for roids....

…..and he’s not even on this card.

Someone take away his “vitamins”

by RipeTide on Aug 1, 2009 6:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Camping out here like a Twilight teen cockblocking the Tron panel at Comicon.

How’s that for a Schivelloism?

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 1, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TRON?

really? Tron?

by RipeTide on Aug 1, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And James Cameron's latest movie.

Just to get seats for the New Moon panel.

And 90% left the con after that.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 1, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Correction

Tron, James Cameron’s Avatar and Futurama.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 1, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Tron Legacy trailer is awesome – light-cycles FTW!

Shameless self-promotion! http://twitter.com/scb0212
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by themachiavellian on Aug 1, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Daft Punk + Working Lightcycles = WIN

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 1, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright...

the wife is out at Scott from BadLeftHook’s fiance’s bachleorette party so I will be staying up for this one. house all to myself, I can have the speakers blaring to keep me awake and everything

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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Blagoi

This isn’t Ivanof’s first MMA fight; in fact, its his third. He fought in MMA twice; one victory and one contest (allegedly, the ring broke!)

Regardless, I see him breaking Fujita fairly early on.

by ThomasJ on Aug 1, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ring broke 55 seconds in, amazing

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 1, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So what?

Brock Lesnar did that too

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by Brent Brookhouse on Aug 1, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I meant Ivanov

by ThomasJ on Aug 1, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Roll call?

Almost positive I’m tuning in.

"The reason a rabbit outruns a fox is because the rabbit is running for his life and the fox is running for his dinner."

by Blackout612 on Aug 1, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You Have My Sword.

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-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 1, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m in there like swim wear.

by Nick Thomas on Aug 1, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should make it.... but

Binge drinking is a helluva drug

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by Leland Roling on Aug 1, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

does anyone else think kitaoka looks like a japanese joe stevenson?

by LBo on Aug 1, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LBOYORMAOF?

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-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 1, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

I hear that shit constantly.

"The reason a rabbit outruns a fox is because the rabbit is running for his life and the fox is running for his dinner."

by Blackout612 on Aug 1, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was the other way around.

by FRANKIE on Aug 2, 2009 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll be here bitches.

Picks are…

Choi via UD
Hioki via late sub after taking a bit of a battering
OMiGawa via nixing everything Sandro does for the duration
Sung Jung via TKO
Mitsuoka via sub
Gono via confusiion
Ivanov in a very slow fight that he wins by being a little more active
Nakamura via decision
Hioki via late sub
Kitaoka via decision.

"Japan panics about the rise of "grass-eating men," who shun sex, don’t spend money, and like taking walks."

Did they all get married?

- Ubernoober

by SamCupitt on Aug 1, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Should Hioki move past Wagney, or even Uriah, with a convincing pair of wins tonight?

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 1, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can't wait till Sengoku airs

because the boxing event on Showtime was terrible. Need something to erase it.

www.twitter.com/johpin

by Johpin on Aug 1, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously guys...

If Omigawa wins this thing, I’m so marking out.

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-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 1, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That would be one hell of a story.

"The reason a rabbit outruns a fox is because the rabbit is running for his life and the fox is running for his dinner."

by Blackout612 on Aug 1, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should Kitaoka be sure money for a bet? Even at -500?

Spinning out solid gold, like Rumpelstiltskin.

by Heenan on Aug 1, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No. I think he’ll win, but he’s not sure money.

by FRANKIE on Aug 2, 2009 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If blagoi beats fujita then strings a bunch of wins together UFC can sign him and market him as the only man to ever beat fedor (excluding the cut).. blagoi can then beat coleman, sylvia, arlovski and nogueria and uve got your “fedor” in the UFC

by pandaboy99 on Aug 2, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

they wouldnt market him that way

by yngjzy on Aug 2, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

funnily these are the only 2 guys (Blagoi and Fujita) who have beaten or come close to beating Fedor (Fujita had Fedor on spaghetti legs but couldn’t finish).

by cauliflower_ears on Aug 2, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

These notes are marked return to sender

ill keep these letters for myyyyyyyyself.

he was injured. injured bad.

by troy145 on Aug 2, 2009 12:41 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

PBS just told me that the reason bee colonies have been disappearing is because of AIDS.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking bullshit tape delay

You all are so lucky to be there in Japan at the arena with your laptops. Bastards.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 12:58 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wha?

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-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, how else would one watch it?

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Otaku magic.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have an e-mail address for receiving such magic.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ブラジルのセアラ州にあるフォルタレーザという街で2009年7月17日から7月19日まで3日間に渡って開催されたアニメイベント"sana"に密着取材を敢行した。

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And another thing!

葉原での発売カウントダウンイベントを終え、そこからすぐに有楽町に向かうという、かなりタイトなスケジュールだったが……果たして、無事間に合ったのか!?

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That first one made my browser cry.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish I could be seeing this live too. Jason High was just lamenting that he didnt know where to watch it either.

"Japan is half-Machida" - iiowyn

by Day Man on Aug 2, 2009 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whats up with HDNet? I want some Mike Schiavallo PWNAGE! :P

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HDNet was my favorite channel but I got Time Warner’d so even if I wanted to wait a week I still can’t check it out. Really really frustrating.

"Japan is half-Machida" - iiowyn

by Day Man on Aug 2, 2009 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was literally the first time I was happy, for any reason, to be a Comcast customer.

"The reason a rabbit outruns a fox is because the rabbit is running for his life and the fox is running for his dinner."

by Blackout612 on Aug 2, 2009 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I ordered the HD package just for HDNet. If I had any possible TV switching options I would be out but I live in an apartment building so no satellite options.

At this point I’m at the mercy of the interwebs for most non Zuffa content.

"Japan is half-Machida" - iiowyn

by Day Man on Aug 2, 2009 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My deepest sympathy. Having HDNet has been pretty great. Not tonight, granted, but pretty great nonetheless.

"The reason a rabbit outruns a fox is because the rabbit is running for his life and the fox is running for his dinner."

by Blackout612 on Aug 2, 2009 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very much appreciated. If I can’t find a place to watch Sengoku I’ll have to go to an 80s party. I’m hoping for a Christmas miracle so I don’t have to break out the neon colors.

"Japan is half-Machida" - iiowyn

by Day Man on Aug 2, 2009 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like I can bail on the 80s party. Very very happy about that.

"Japan is half-Machida" - iiowyn

by Day Man on Aug 2, 2009 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, so you’re happy about being a comcast customer? I thought they didn’t get HDNet?

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some of us still do

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cool beans.

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously though, my e-mail address can receive magic.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 1:31 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Magic received

"The reason a rabbit outruns a fox is because the rabbit is running for his life and the fox is running for his dinner."

by Blackout612 on Aug 2, 2009 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t trust Subo! He gave Barnett some “majic” protein.

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Will Omigawa be our Marius Zaromskis?

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 1:40 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sadly

No. But he’ll still come out looking like a bad ass.

"The reason a rabbit outruns a fox is because the rabbit is running for his life and the fox is running for his dinner."

by Blackout612 on Aug 2, 2009 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully to the Final Countdown.

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please let this happen

"Japan is half-Machida" - iiowyn

by Day Man on Aug 2, 2009 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Omigawa is The Perfect Drug.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap, UFC Wired sighting. Karo vs Diego. lol I thought that show had been canceled.

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 1:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

War

Gono
Ivanov
Misaki

by FredPancake on Aug 2, 2009 1:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

1 hour to go

I think I’m going to fire up the UFC game on the PS3 if anyone is interested:

J213

"Japan is half-Machida" - iiowyn

by Day Man on Aug 2, 2009 2:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This better be good.

I left a LAN party early for this.

Shameless self-promotion! http://twitter.com/scb0212
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 2:27 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha what games were you guys playing? I hope not WoW! Lost a lot of good friends to that one!

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A friend of mine is getting married in two weeks to a girl he met on WoW. They are having a WoW themed cake.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s kind of disturbing.
I played the strategy versions of the game when I was a teenager, and they were pretty fun, but the newer one just seems so time consuming. Congratulations to him for finding someone he has something in common with though.

Are you invited? Do you have to dress up as an orc?

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are strategy versions of that?
I am invited, open bar and walking distance. None of his other friends play it though I think some of his WoW friends might be coming. I am sure there will be a barb or two about where they met in the speeches.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RTS came first.

The latest is Warcraft III

Shameless self-promotion! http://twitter.com/scb0212
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah i know about those. I thought he meant like figured like the kids play in that wierd store in the mall.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Warcraft 2 was an awesome game for its time.

Anytime there is an invitation and an open bar, that is a clear sign that you should go regardless.

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah he is a good friend of mine even if he met her on WoW. I will be a pretty big gong show.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War (Soulstorm Expansion)

Shameless self-promotion! http://twitter.com/scb0212
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice I am a huge fan of RTS games still, Company of Heroes, Command and Conquer, I played the first Dawn of War one as well, love the grimey space marine style and the constant bloodshed.

Something about RTS games is a lot more fulfilling, controlling an entire army on multiple fronts as opposed to an FPS and just being a single soldier with my rockets.

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I use the Necron, and my friends went Orks & Dark Eldar. Insane battles. I love most all RTS, but tend to suck completely at them. I’m useless in StarCraft, but I love watching the tournaments.

Shameless self-promotion! http://twitter.com/scb0212
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who else is watching Couture Vitor right now? :)

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 2:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I am, I hope it goes differently this time.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe looks busted up lol. Miller Lite in the middle of the octagon looks wierd.

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

I am. Just found it via the Intrawebz

by MickDawg on Aug 2, 2009 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

same.

with a nice cigarillo, and a glass of hennessy

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice, I was debating Hennessy. I got a bottle of rum instead.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was debating rum as well...

Just knew I didn’t want any more vodka or gin…

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This stuff is pretty awesome… Zaya Gran Reserva

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if whoever picked this fight thought it was Randy/Vitor 1 or 2

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes sir!

"Japan is half-Machida" - iiowyn

by Day Man on Aug 2, 2009 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've never actually stayed up with the Night Crew before....

hopefully I don’t pass out before it’s all over. lol.

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 2:44 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope My TV

Dosen’t go out like it did with Dream

by EVeezy on Aug 2, 2009 2:45 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The HDNet broadcast is tape delayed :(

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I Know

It was a poor attempt at a joke on my part

by EVeezy on Aug 2, 2009 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, in retrospect I recall my TV going out during dream too.

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pops the popcorn

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 2:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I better get some fucking cheerios, it’s going to be a long night.

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 2:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kaboom Bitch

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

…I’ll drink to that.

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone just see that ass whoopin Vitor gave Randy?

good stuff… these walks down memory lane.

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 2:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At least it was a real punch and not an eyepoke. Just a freak thing.

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha...

foreal…

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need the Night Crew Assemble picture to come up before 12, or else… how will we know, that we have assembled and that we are some kind of crew of night?

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 2:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dances to Korean Pop

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 2:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I've watched the night crew for some time

and frankly I might have to join you tonight if that is ok

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, viloence or insanity, but they've always worked for me." ~ Hunter S. Thompson

by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 2:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm a night crew noob as well...

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 2:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve watched the comments fly on these japanese shows which i absolutely love and well I often stay up and watch them yet the NIGHT CREW is (with the hardcore fans, such as myself) super famous tonight is going to be a not too sober GREAT night i cannot wait

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, viloence or insanity, but they've always worked for me." ~ Hunter S. Thompson

by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We are super gaijin fabulous

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

funny shit is when I started training @ 13yrs of age I was called gaijin eveyday for (literally) years can’t wait for the fights personally

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, viloence or insanity, but they've always worked for me." ~ Hunter S. Thompson

by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Japanese Backstreet Boys!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 2:58 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hah

www.twitter.com/johpin

by Johpin on Aug 2, 2009 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too hot.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

needs more GAKT

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 2:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was that a commercial for Dice K?

"Japan is half-Machida" - iiowyn

by Day Man on Aug 2, 2009 2:58 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

… I don’t know if I’m watching what I should be.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 2:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

same

"Japan is half-Machida" - iiowyn

by Day Man on Aug 2, 2009 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are deviating a bit from the tournament format this time.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, how about from the fucking MMA format?

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah its more of a post apocalyptic drama.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck am I watching man…I’m trippin balls…

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Intro to a japanese porno

by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Aug 2, 2009 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let’s get to the penetration already, I’m READY! Haha

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

Did someone change the channel?

by EVeezy on Aug 2, 2009 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m enjoying this it’s like Fallout 3 in japan.

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 3:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Or as they call it, world war 2.

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That kid wasn’t thirsty.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hated that fucking guy(s)

WE’RE ALL THIRSTY ASSHOLE USE YOUR FUCKING LEGS

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now we may never know what happened.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This must be a new intro to Sengoku. They’re really going all out this time.

www.twitter.com/johpin

by Johpin on Aug 2, 2009 3:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Unknown savior appears? Wtf is this shit dude…hahaha! Oh god, I think I’m enjoying this more than I will the fights.

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Im getting scared.

Grabs blanky.

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hes on it

"Japan is half-Machida" - iiowyn

by Day Man on Aug 2, 2009 3:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Interesting Menu system…

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol wth is goin on

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, we’re off to a good start!

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that kid nate quote still cracks me up.

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s one of those things you had to read the conversation to get, but since it’s forever embedded in my mind, I laught at it constantly.

I’ve used it in conversation many times actually. It’s wonderful. haha

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i remember reading it... nate surprised me with that lol.

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there we go

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Huzzah!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GOLDBERG: “AND HERE WE GO!”

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 3:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

There's not going to be any English announcers, are there?

Shameless self-promotion! http://twitter.com/scb0212
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 3:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no, dont think so.

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its usually best to do it yourself at home.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably not

www.twitter.com/johpin

by Johpin on Aug 2, 2009 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, the English announcers are on HDNet and that doesnt air for a week

"Japan is half-Machida" - iiowyn

by Day Man on Aug 2, 2009 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woooooo

www.twitter.com/johpin

by Johpin on Aug 2, 2009 3:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who all is watching on emmatv?

by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Aug 2, 2009 3:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nobody. We’re all in Japan.

www.twitter.com/johpin

by Johpin on Aug 2, 2009 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its a lovely country. Glad I made the trip.

"Japan is half-Machida" - iiowyn

by Day Man on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, they just showed some weird ass nuclear fallout shit on the big screens, blew my fucking mind.

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s what they call “History Class”

Shameless self-promotion! http://twitter.com/scb0212
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yoshi's eatting well

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 3:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Here is the drinking game: Everytime you hear an announcer say “Soo desu ne”.

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 3:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am gonna be real drunk real fast

by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Aug 2, 2009 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That will be every time they agree

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think my current state makes me unable to participate

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Goldberg: “You can hear them speaking portuguese!”

Joe Rogan: “Uh, that’s Japanese, brother”

Mike Goldberg: “I should have known that.”

Joe Rogan: “You’re the one married to a Japanese chick.”

Mike Goldberg: “That is correct.”

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:05 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Amazing

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never gets old

Goldy’s deadpan response at the end cinches it.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

that guy just yelled out a paragrah in one breath

by EVeezy on Aug 2, 2009 3:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

(sttreches)

Sup punkies.

by Nick Thomas on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You missed some Japanese backstreet boys music videos.

www.twitter.com/johpin

by Johpin on Aug 2, 2009 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit, missed alot more than that.

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please no faber chin pics. Err wrong thread? lol

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Check yoself, fool

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fighter parade time!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love how they go to a break in the first 10 mins of a broadcast.

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

crowd is lively

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They have to save their energy for the all the tentacle rape porn they will watch when they get home.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, just saw someone stretching. Gonna be rowdy tonight.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Japanese people are so patient…or maybe…I’m just so American.

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone here have UFC 103 tickets yet?

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Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 3:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YESSS!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just as soon as you send me mine I’ll have mine.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you can convince my dad to give up his, I’ll send it your way.

Shameless self-promotion! http://twitter.com/scb0212
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tell him that his son will finally stop disappointing him if he gives me the ticket.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Subo

Don’t forget to send me one of the ones he sent you. i got a greyhound lined up for the trip

by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Aug 2, 2009 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish, it’s not a blockbuster PPV, but it’s gonna be hella fun to watch.

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cro Cop vs Dos Santos and Swick vs Kampmann are going to be epic.

I have Kampmann & Dos Santos.

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll be getting them as soon as they sign Fedor and book him vs. Lesnar.

I don’t think they’re actually going to let him kill me... And if he does kills me, book sales will really go up. Boom…win-win, bitch.- Forrest Griffin on Anderson Silva

by ufc4 on Aug 2, 2009 3:20 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Now boarding Flight 173, rows 1-13…

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Definitely going to cheer for him.

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me Too!

If he can get by Sandro the Hioki fight will be more intrusting to me

by EVeezy on Aug 2, 2009 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Omigawa GAMBARE!!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! OMFG

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But that's fighter bashing

Fedor doesn’t duck.

Seriously, he should be throwing Brock Lesnar at him.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beautiful Internets

Shameless self-promotion! http://twitter.com/scb0212
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fastest rec ever?

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WINNER WINNER!

Chicken Dinner!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hai.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

KUMITE! KUMITE! KUMITE!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A+

"Japan is half-Machida" - iiowyn

by Day Man on Aug 2, 2009 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My body’s ready
My heart’s on fire
I’m gonna push it over the wire
Perfect timing
Tight as a drum
The final battle’s already won

I’m taking hold of every moment
Given strength by the breath of life
I’m gonna stake my claim
I fight to survive!

Kumite, kumite
Kumite, kumite
Kumite, kumite
Kumite, kumite

I’ve worked hard every night and day
So I’m prepared to make my way
Mind and body are the perfect team
Now’s my chance to live my dream

I’m taking hold of every moment
Given strength by the breath of life
I’m gonna stake my claim
I fight to survive!

Kumite, kumite
Kumite, kumite
Kumite, kumite
Kumite, kumite
Kumite, kumite
Kumite, kumite
Kumite, kumite
Kumite, kumite
Kumite, kumite
Kumite, kumite
Kumite, kumite
Kumite, kumite
Kumite, kumite

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 3:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gah, someone needs to record the japanese video of all this and give it some hilarious english dubs…oh the possibilities.

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The guy in the blue is talking about the girl(s) he groped on the subway on the way to the arena.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

tonight is going to be a great evening for japanese MMA can’t wait

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, viloence or insanity, but they've always worked for me." ~ Hunter S. Thompson

by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 3:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow there are a lot of people here! more than their was for DREAM.

by EVeezy on Aug 2, 2009 3:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i think all this fedor/ufc drama

has us wound up, and in need of some fights. lol.

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plus its a long weekend here.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good stuff

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone is on MMcrAck this week.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No kidding, the ups and downs this week have been amazing.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH SHIT

Epic horror movie music

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:13 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pirates of the Caribbean Film Score

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by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 3:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SO glad I didn't know that

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, come on…it could be worse. haha

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i did

the scores are actually pretty damn good to sample…. or use in editing some video clips… real dramatic.

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Total film nerd here – I ran around screaming for joy when Michael Haneke won the Palme d’Or at Cannes this year.

Shameless self-promotion! http://twitter.com/scb0212
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by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol yeah

www.twitter.com/johpin

by Johpin on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DREAM uses teh Pearl Harbor soundtrack for crying out loud lol.

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like the build up they got goin on

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gono graphic is great.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Are they playing the pirates of the carribean music? FTW!!!

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep

Shameless self-promotion! http://twitter.com/scb0212
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that what it is?

Disintegration -- I'm taking it in stride.
Follow me on Twitter.

by Eugene Schelfaut on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell yeah dude. I’ll never forget Johnny Depp running his ass off to that music…sorry, Jack Sparrow’s running just makes me laugh…reminds me of me when I drink.

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This intro is blowing my mind.

I think I just saw a guy with an afro and stars for eyes scare a woman. All on a neon pink background.

"Japan is half-Machida" - iiowyn

by Day Man on Aug 2, 2009 3:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gono ftw.

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(claps) Wooooooo……

by Nick Thomas on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fifteen minutes.

Anyone think we’ll see a fight in the next thirty?

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope. haha

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if we will break 500 comments before a fight.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nerdgasm!!!!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That intro blew my mind

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 3:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ditto that shit...

I’m fucked up, and cised for the fights

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SENGOKU SAIKO!!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 3:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like WWE right there lol.

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Before I die, I’m going to a live japanese MMA show…although, I mean, I’m here live, watching…right now. Wooo!

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fighter parade is class. Always.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:17 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Agreed

"Japan is half-Machida" - iiowyn

by Day Man on Aug 2, 2009 3:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My favorite post of this thread…so far.

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brock Lesnar

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Omigawaaaaaaaaaaa

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 3:18 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Michihiro Omigawa b*tches.

by Nick Thomas on Aug 2, 2009 3:18 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why we gotta be b*tches?

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMIGAWA!

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:18 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Omigawa FTW!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:18 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

King of Pancrase

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dont think I’ve seen anyone do that before… kinda tacky…

by flassasin24 on Aug 2, 2009 3:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Capt. Mat Jaggers!!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 3:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lmao at the omigawa love

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OMIGAWA!!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 3:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hornbuckle is the most medieval name I’ve ever heard.

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 3:20 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GONO!

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:20 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I miss Gono

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:20 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

everyone likes Gono...

like I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone dislike Gono…

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh no it’s GONO! Wooot!

Gah, that was gayer than I thought it would be…

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:20 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

gono deserves a woot

every once and a while.

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GONO!

The original

"Japan is half-Machida" - iiowyn

by Day Man on Aug 2, 2009 3:20 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gono stylin’ as usual.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:20 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He looks like Shogun there.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF fujita

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 3:21 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fujita

Looks really old he should quit

by EVeezy on Aug 2, 2009 3:21 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YOUR MY BOY GONO

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 3:21 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WAR GSPwner! :)

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank you , thank you…

please hold the applause

by GSPwner on Aug 2, 2009 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watchin EMMA17 and enjoying my evening fyi, Fujita will win imo

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, viloence or insanity, but they've always worked for me." ~ Hunter S. Thompson

by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 3:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What about the kids, Misaki? WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DARTH YODA!!!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 3:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Could it be the Strip of Doom!!!???

by EVeezy on Aug 2, 2009 3:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sengoku's next big, pudgy star

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"I LOVE KAKUTOGIIIIIII!!!!"

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He can have a steroid-off with Antonio Silva

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly, this is actually quite possible.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will watch.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too... cuz it would be a good fight.

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boobs

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Barnetto!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol at polite Japanese golf applause

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ISHI!!!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ishii time!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wat a wonderful picture.

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How respectful.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah ah ah ah STAYIN ALIVE STAYIN ALIVE

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Darth Yoda

I co~sign on that

it doesn’t matter but a great nickname for that crazy little fucker imho

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, viloence or insanity, but they've always worked for me." ~ Hunter S. Thompson

by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 3:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WAR DISCO CHOI!!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 3:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

are they gonna announce bigfoot vs barnett steriod heavyweight belt?!?!?!?

by GSPwner on Aug 2, 2009 3:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So when is Mike Schiavallo gonna jump in? :D

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Follow me on Twitter @lelandroling
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

by Leland Roling on Aug 2, 2009 3:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol did Nakao get his nickname before or after the Herring fight?

www.twitter.com/johpin

by Johpin on Aug 2, 2009 3:26 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

O HAI

Gold Cup Finals results via Mr. Loiseleur at Sherdog!

Ryosuke Komori def. Takeshi Numajiri via TKO (Punches) at 3:25 of Round 1
Shigeki Osawa def. Toru Harai via TKO (Punches) at 4:24 of Round 1
Ikuo Usuda def. Koji Ando via Decision (Unanimous)

by Chris Nelson on Aug 2, 2009 3:26 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!

Osawa at +185, BIG MONEY

Follow me on Twitter @lelandroling
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

by Leland Roling on Aug 2, 2009 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

banned for spoiler

But seriously good to see you

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel like I should be playing Sonic while listening to this.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:26 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You’re not? n00b

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And now like I should be sneaking out of the auditorium to fire up a joint

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yoshihiro Nakao -295
Choi Mu Bae +235
Heavyweights

by Nick Thomas on Aug 2, 2009 3:26 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Say what you want about the entrances

But I think I would rather have the theatrical grand entrances than the UFC style ones.

"Japan is half-Machida" - iiowyn

by Day Man on Aug 2, 2009 3:27 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah but in the UFC they have a time limit.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea... and we dont need the ppv's going up.

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

100% agree. I love Japanese MMA production.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are definitely a nice alternative.

I would hate to see either one go.

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great theatrics with UFC pacing = the perfect combination in my opinion.

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

With or without the ramp for UFC. I liked the Ramp

by EVeezy on Aug 2, 2009 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

co – sign that!!!!!
 who cares if its too WWEish

old school liddell and tito entrances were classic

by GSPwner on Aug 2, 2009 3:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me no likey Ramps in my US MMA!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dont you freeze on me you bastard!!!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

who is picking Kiss

I actually think he will lose via split decision

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, viloence or insanity, but they've always worked for me." ~ Hunter S. Thompson

by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 3:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OOOHHH YYEEAAAHHH DIG IT!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 3:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ELIZABETH! OOH YEAH!!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice follow up.

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(points in the air and spins)

by Nick Thomas on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMFAO

I just pictured that

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Graduation March?

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by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 3:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude, exactly

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WWE wrestler much?

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

kiss shirt FTW!

by GSPwner on Aug 2, 2009 3:30 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

320 comments 0 fights

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:30 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Christ.

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We are sad, sad creatures.

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmao.

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like how you spread that out over 2 comments.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was a two comment kind of epiphany.

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s how we roll.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

smh, he kissed the camera

by GSPwner on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The camera don’t hit back.

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I AINT GAY

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

great name.

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Sweet name :)

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is it sad that he is most famous for getting Ko’d by Herring before the fight began?

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by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not at all.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DISCO CHOI FTW!!

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-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 3:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s a big boy.

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Both showing no regard for human life by wearing shoes.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:33 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They are animals!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never seen a japanese game show?

In Japan, human life has roughly the same value a nice basket of fruit. This is to say, much lower than mild entertainment.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was born on a Japanese game show.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your parents must have had some mad skills at whatever impossible task was set for them if the producers let you live.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They almost fed you to a dragon. I saw that episode. Sorry about you mom, though.

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It happens.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is a sad fight

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by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 3:33 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

385 comments

0 fights

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

then why cant i stop smiling

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh grounded knees… how I missed thee.

by Nick Thomas on Aug 2, 2009 3:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They’re fun until someone gets fused vertebrae.

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

which fighter got them banned in NA MMA Nick? trivia sucks no matter how drunk I’am :P

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by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you aren’t Nick hahaha

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by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was having more fun watching the creeptastic soft core porn that was on before the channel got switched…

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is like fighting for cigarettes in prison!

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 3:36 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Feels like Im watching a fight that took place in the 80’s for some reason.

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:36 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzz

by GSPwner on Aug 2, 2009 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Im all out of b33r :(

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poor planning.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Smoke p0t

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i keep getting called out to turn off the fucking alarm at work!!! wtf

i didint buy beer either

monster and spicy peanuts ftw!!!!

by GSPwner on Aug 2, 2009 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I shall dub thee...Monster John

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-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 3:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s what she said!!!

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by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never like to disrespect anyone who steps into a ring, but man, my confidence is booming…

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:36 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i know i feel like a champ when i bork my friends collar bone…

these guys are killing me!!!

by GSPwner on Aug 2, 2009 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

O_o

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watchout hes got a chair!!!!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ve never seen someone get retaped during a fight.

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I misread “retaped” as “raped”…

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by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And you were all ready to be like ‘I have’?

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Technically, it was consensual…but yes, I’ve seen porn where winner fucks the loser however he or she wants, regardless of orifice.

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by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 3:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Link plz

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Check your email – I sent both MvM & FvF sites.

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by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m going to regret this.

Also, not gay. Call my brother.

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t know, so I sent both. Just forward the relevant link, I guess, if he’s into that.

I don’t like them because I start wanting them to use actual BJJ, and they’re obviously not trained in it.

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by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 3:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I think I’ve run across this site. But yeah, not gay. Go Obama, though.

I wish I had more Crown Royal.

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed.

Go Obama. Go Franken. And if Stormy Daniels runs for senate, go her.

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by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(also guilty)

by Nick Thomas on Aug 2, 2009 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You fuckers are sick (or looking for an excuse to ban me)

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was the most useless takedown I’ve ever seen.

Should’ve gone for the sidewalk slam.

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Great round to start the night!

by Nick Thomas on Aug 2, 2009 3:40 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Brown Sugar/Cinnamon Pop Tarts ftw..

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:40 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

God, ropes are so stupid.

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:40 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dirty bearded lies!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate them so much.

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rings in MMA phail

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are just trying to put the little guy who sites beside the ropes and pushes people back in out of the job.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmao

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You sonafabitch! KILL KISS

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by Leland Roling on Aug 2, 2009 3:41 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't bet Japanese MMA

Another rule I can teach y’all.

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got $20 on Joe Warren to win the tournament before the Kid fight.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Try $200 on Warren. I put that shit in my article. READ PEOPLE!

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by Leland Roling on Aug 2, 2009 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice, what line?

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+420

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by Leland Roling on Aug 2, 2009 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For the fight or the whole tournament?

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, just that fight.

I didnt do tourney. what’s the line on that?

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by Leland Roling on Aug 2, 2009 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+2000

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL, good luck. That'll be epic if he wins.

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by Leland Roling on Aug 2, 2009 3:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah no kidding, I am trying to bring it up as many times as I can before the fact so I don’t seem like too big of a shit talking asshole after the fact if I win.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I watched that shit talking video that he put out before the tournament and he convinced me. I wish I had bet more though he may still lose.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You pothead.

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe but you slept on Zaromskis. WHY DID I NOT BET THAT

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhh, no I didn’t. I bet $50 on Zaromskis to win the entire tournament at +1100.

I also lost on Galvao though, but I pulled out a big plus for that Zaromskis tourney win.

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by Leland Roling on Aug 2, 2009 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, fuck your psychic ass then.

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only did it because it was +1100. Didn't think it'd actually payout.

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by Leland Roling on Aug 2, 2009 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate calling things and not betting them. Damn you, Coleman and Marius.

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tried to warn everyone of Marius’ impending pwn, but nooooooo. Everyone just wanted to be in Sakurai’s next porno.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve made ridiculous amounts of money on Japanese MMA, you kidding me?

I’m already up. This will just set me back to only being up a little. I bet small on this fight.

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by Leland Roling on Aug 2, 2009 3:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t bet on stuff that could possibly be a work. You just never know.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Without grounded knees this fight would be a complete bore.

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 3:41 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

would be?

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by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 3:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Throw a fucking jab someone. A straight punch…something. CHRIST

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by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:41 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shhhh Greg

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by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 3:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heavy breathing FTW!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:42 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

葉原での発売カウントダウンイベントを終え、そこからすぐに有楽町に向かうという、かなりタイトなスケジュールだったが……果たして、無事間に合ったのか!?

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:42 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no fucking way, they said all that

by GSPwner on Aug 2, 2009 3:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

そこからすぐに有楽町に

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

id be pissed if someone told me that shit yo!

by GSPwner on Aug 2, 2009 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What would you guys prefer to have grounded knees or elbows?

I think I’d pick grounded knees just because it eliminates a lot of lazy strategies and that elbows can end fights on cuts.

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 3:42 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Grounded knees can paralyze people.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow yet not suprised

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by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

KOs can cause brain damage.

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is a subtle difference.

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by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree, just don’t allow north-south grounded knee strikes.

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 3:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so can a crazy biotch

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by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d like to see something that would make this match remotely interesting.

At least Fedor is doing that exhibition with the three midgets later tonight.

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don’t support legalizing them?

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by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No and it's very hard for me

I love wrestlers, and LnP would largely cease to exist if they were legal… but the safety risk is just too great. One fucking guy gets hit wrong and goes limp in the ring, the clip lives on forever and the sport is back in the Dark Ages. Not worth the risk.

I love them as a maneuver (street fights is different), but I don’t want them in the Unified Rules.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If there was a way to enforce knees only to the face & sides of the head, I’d be completely for them, but to the crown/top of the head is a bitch.

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by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 3:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean, I wanted Cerrone to win that fight with all I have, but still – keep them banned.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

both have their pros and cons.. hard to say

perfer elbows really

knees seem to savage

by GSPwner on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think when high level grapplers are involved its a lot more entertaining without knees on the ground

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

c) all of the above

by Nick Thomas on Aug 2, 2009 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He said 69 right there, now he said homo. I heard it!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Choi!!

Give em the Saturday Night Special!!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 3:46 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn

Should have gotten a six pack of Mickeys

That way I would have been safe. =/

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:46 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Don’t they have dial-a-beer there?

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Forgot all about it. Been out all day. Beach and then a party. Drinking since 11am.

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want to kill something after watching this fight…shit man.

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:47 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kill about 4 beers

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(cashes bowl)

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Took care of that as well. haha

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats why the entrance was so entertaining

"Japan is half-Machida" - iiowyn

by Day Man on Aug 2, 2009 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Working on it. haha

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Future Fedor Opponents?

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:50 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

tomato cans?

by GSPwner on Aug 2, 2009 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This fight sucks so bad I'd rather blog than watch it.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:50 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2ND ie Co~Signed

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, viloence or insanity, but they've always worked for me." ~ Hunter S. Thompson

by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is about as fun as watching the fat kids fight in the playground to get with the cool kids.

I’m looking at you Hughes

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 3:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Generic fighters are generic.

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ok?

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, viloence or insanity, but they've always worked for me." ~ Hunter S. Thompson

by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 3:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this is the reason im glad the ufc has prelim fights… that way when you purchase the card you avoid shitty fights!

by GSPwner on Aug 2, 2009 3:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anderson and Leites say hi.

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a war!!!…against my senses.

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe this will chear us up.

“Saint Kimbo” – “Get the fuck up”, then “All Day, All Night”.
dropping an elbow on some giant beast

by Nick Thomas on Aug 2, 2009 3:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

chear?

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and rec’d – that is epic

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nay-zee.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF NICK seriousl man

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, viloence or insanity, but they've always worked for me." ~ Hunter S. Thompson

by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 3:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

…fuck me runnin…

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 2, 2009 3:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow someone needs to get a lower back tattoo of that.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why would Kimbo hurt a monster from Where the Wild Things Are? :(

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somebody give that ref a hamburger. Dude is falling apart lol

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Kiss" to the UFC

Let him fight Herring.

by MickDawg on Aug 2, 2009 3:54 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think he's holdin out of the UFC, eyes on Fedor's linear title...

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 3:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tears of unfathomable sadness! Mmmm, yummy!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol, where did that come from?

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This I know

But why did you say it?

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone was crying into a towel during the intro.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a little crybaby!

Just because he’s got cancer…in his ass!

Shameless self-promotion! http://twitter.com/scb0212
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 3:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought he was crying cus he ate his parents.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But Radiohead didn’t know that.

Shameless self-promotion! http://twitter.com/scb0212
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is like shitty POD

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's redundant.

Shameless self-promotion! http://twitter.com/scb0212
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 3:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, shittIER POD

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

war kanehara!!!

by GSPwner on Aug 2, 2009 3:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

winner of this fight takes the whole thing!!!!

by GSPwner on Aug 2, 2009 3:58 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AND HERE WE GO!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 3:58 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is Japan – FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kanehara reminds me of Jake Shields for some reason.

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 3:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Be a man and say it’s the teeth

by greco-roman airlines on Aug 2, 2009 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that’s about damn near perfect

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS is the shitty techno (redundant) I've been waiting for

I need to DANCE

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 4:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GLOWWWW STIIIIIICKSSSSS!!!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GLOW WORMMMM!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hatsu Hioki -825
Masanori Kanehara +525

Odds to win Overall Sengoku Featherweight Grand Prix Tournament
Hatsu Hioki -200
Marlon Sandro +350
Michihiro Omigawa +400
Masanori Kanehara +1700

by Nick Thomas on Aug 2, 2009 4:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice info Nick thx

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, viloence or insanity, but they've always worked for me." ~ Hunter S. Thompson

by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hioki's -200 to win two fights in one night?!?!

That’s crazygonuts

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Iron Broomstick all the way.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 4:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Only the FOTY.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no doubt about it.

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FOTM – Fight Of The Millenium

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and the best 500 comments this site has ever seen.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a damn thing Kiss Kinda won

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, viloence or insanity, but they've always worked for me." ~ Hunter S. Thompson

by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, he definitely won.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The fight of the century.

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cant even explain it, but it was probably something you wont see again for atleast 6 or 7 lifetimes.

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Saint Kimbo

by Nick Thomas on Aug 2, 2009 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Saint Kevin Ferguson omg

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, viloence or insanity, but they've always worked for me." ~ Hunter S. Thompson

by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 4:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MOONLITU SHADU!!!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 4:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

War Kaneharas perfect teeth!

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 4:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Team Guy Smiley!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 4:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 4:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You leave his teeth alone you monster!

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 4:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's Oldboy All Over Again!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 4:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he’s mounted here, Joe.

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 4:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

okay so the fight sucked huh?

i feel like i’m living in the US with my sleeping pattern lately haha..

by Anton Tabuena on Aug 2, 2009 4:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was slick

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 4:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOUD NOISES!!!!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 4:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The japanese yelling really adds to the effect.

by Nick Thomas on Aug 2, 2009 4:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow incoming Judo Chop

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 4:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was so sweet.

Disintegration -- I'm taking it in stride.
Follow me on Twitter.

by Eugene Schelfaut on Aug 2, 2009 4:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

should have finished imo

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, viloence or insanity, but they've always worked for me." ~ Hunter S. Thompson

by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 4:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did you change the refresh option in our profile?

by Nick Thomas on Aug 2, 2009 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's still checked..

I’m using a new PC, and downloading stuff too… but that shouldn’t make the auto refresh stop right?

maybe it’s cause of windows7?

by Anton Tabuena on Aug 2, 2009 4:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great fuckin fight! -DW

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 4:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the fucking best always go and fucking fight their fucking heart out for the fucking fans!!!!!

by GSPwner on Aug 2, 2009 4:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking right!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 4:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

These are Fucking Fighters. FUCK!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 4:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HO HO HO!

I’ve Got An Arm Too.

Santa

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 4:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that was great.

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 4:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was the closest thing to a 10-7 I’ve ever seen.

But awesome submission transitions.

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 4:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hioki is amazing.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 4:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

transitions > me

by Nick Thomas on Aug 2, 2009 4:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice round forsure hope he finishes in round two

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, viloence or insanity, but they've always worked for me." ~ Hunter S. Thompson

by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 4:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

1…2…3 (ding ding ding)

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 4:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

In other news – Marcus Aurelio vs. Gideon Ray added to "Shine Fights II: American Top Team vs. The World

by Nick Thomas on Aug 2, 2009 4:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Man three soo desu ne in a row.

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 4:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Its pretty much punctuation.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 4:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking ropes

Hioki is so good

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 4:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yus

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 4:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOWOWOWOW

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 4:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OWOW

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 4:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this fight is giving me a chubby!

by GSPwner on Aug 2, 2009 4:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Man, this is great!

www.twitter.com/johpin

by Johpin on Aug 2, 2009 4:13 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kanehara has heart

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 4:13 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh my snap…

by Nick Thomas on Aug 2, 2009 4:13 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Doesn’t matter what Kanehara tries to do, Hioki regains a dominant position at will.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 4:13 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kanehara is no slouch, but Hioki is just a step ahead.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 4:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone still think the winner of this will win the whole thing? Absolutely grueling fight in terms of activity. Makes up for the first one!

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 4:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Eh, the finals are about 6 hours away. The winner should be fine.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 4:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No… that can’t be true. I won’t make it.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 4:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

word..

i said this before the fight started!!

omigawa aint got shit on these guys

by GSPwner on Aug 2, 2009 4:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tight.

Disintegration -- I'm taking it in stride.
Follow me on Twitter.

by Eugene Schelfaut on Aug 2, 2009 4:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jake is still smiling.

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 4:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hioki should try an Arm Triangle

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 4:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

try another its working here

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 4:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe ask Baroni where he is watching it

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 4:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my justin stream is working fine

by sonofapsycho on Aug 2, 2009 4:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

PhilBaroni on the UG

great fight
yellow is not quitting
still in the fight
white is tired
yellow need to keep it standing

by Nick Thomas on Aug 2, 2009 4:17 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Best commentary EVAAAAAAA!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 4:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This Fight Deserves The Kooch Seal of Appoval.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 4:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kanehara is making this a god damned war.

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 4:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He is the king of town.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 4:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hah – fuck your rubber guard

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 4:20 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hioki’s guard is ridiculous.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 4:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kanehara popped right out of it once, but yes, I am very impressed with Hioki.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 4:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome to the Iron Broomstick fan club.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 4:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Back of teh head, wheres Maz?

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 4:20 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

holy shit... this made up for the first fight

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Aug 2, 2009 4:21 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 4:21 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad I stayed up for that

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 4:21 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No shit. Great fight!

by Estrada on Aug 2, 2009 4:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck i forgot to bet!!!!!!!!!

by GSPwner on Aug 2, 2009 4:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Where is time left?

by dualdiagnosis on Aug 2, 2009 4:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesomeness.

by Nick Thomas on Aug 2, 2009 4:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice ending

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, viloence or insanity, but they've always worked for me." ~ Hunter S. Thompson

by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 4:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Great fucking fight!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 4:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This Is The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of!!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 4:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice match up

by dualdiagnosis on Aug 2, 2009 4:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good victory for Hatsu.

Rest up for the finals!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 4:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

war sandro!!!!

by GSPwner on Aug 2, 2009 4:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OMIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!1

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 4:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait, Omigawa is below .500?

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 2, 2009 4:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sandro got this.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Aug 2, 2009 4:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Most likely.

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 4:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMIGAWA!!!

[/girl voice]

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Aug 2, 2009 4:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

man id love to see sandro vs aldo!!!!

by GSPwner on Aug 2, 2009 4:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Marlon Sandro -225
Michihiro Omigawa +185

Odds to win Overall Sengoku Featherweight Grand Prix Tournament
Hatsu Hioki -200
Marlon Sandro +350
Michihiro Omigawa +400

by Nick Thomas on Aug 2, 2009 4:26 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

War Omigawa!

by DirtyML on Aug 2, 2009 4:26 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Such a great story, I’m pulling for him.

by Estrada on Aug 2, 2009 4:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Samurai Showdown!

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Aug 2, 2009 4:27 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sandro will win but I would like for the undedog Omigawa to win if he did o my what a story, highly unlikely but hey would be kinda awesome imho

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, viloence or insanity, but they've always worked for me." ~ Hunter S. Thompson

by FR702 on Aug 2, 2009 4:28 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wicked song

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 4:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nine Inch Nails?

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by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 4:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Their only good song IMO

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Aug 2, 2009 4:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Craziness.

Disintegration -- I'm taking it in stride.
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by Eugene Schelfaut on Aug 2, 2009 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Closer, Just Like You Imagined, Wish, March of the Pigs? None of those?

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by themachiavellian on Aug 2, 2009 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs