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Fedor and Affliction, $65 later... what ever should I do?

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So, I had become a huge Fedor fan after seeing some great battles in Pride.  I thought this was a man who truly could beat whoever was put in front of him and that he truly wanted to fight the best.  Given the events of this week, I'm personally disgusted by the actions of Fedor Emelianenko and M-1 Global.

For those Fedor lovers and those that feel that Fedor and M-1 are not to blame, go ahead and skip this post w/ poll.

I currently own this shirt, I paid 65 bucks for it because I truly bought into the Fedor hype.... I'm not going to wear it ever again so what should I do with it?

 

End of poll:  I saw that the majority of people voted for the "dump and send" option, but I decided to take the higher road and donate to charity... along with all my other Affliction shirts which I'm afraid to admit how many I had and the money I wasted on them.  Oh well, hopefully someone less fortunate will find use in them.

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What should I do w/ this Fedor "The Last Emperor" Emelianenko Affliction shirt?
Do the honorable thing and donate it to charity or the homeless
80 votes
Just throw it out
6 votes
Burn it
18 votes
Take a massive dump in it and Fed Ex it to M-1's Headquarters
228 votes

332 votes | Poll has closed

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I know the honorable thing is to donate it to the homeless...

but those people are going through enough and I don’t want to insult them. Maybe I’ll just donate 65 bucks to a homeless shelter and do option number 4.

"Moral of the story: mmalogic is wrong. Thanks" Leland Roling, my new favorite writer on BE.

by Gunslinger20 on Aug 1, 2009 2:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I chose burn it, but only with the condition that you youtube it and post it here. That way, we can spread the hate. haha

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by kyfm621 on Aug 1, 2009 2:30 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That is doable!!!

If I choose to burn it…. I will record it and post it on YouTube.

However, I’m sure Luke won’t let me post a video of me pooping on the shirt and taking it to Fed Ex… lol

"Moral of the story: mmalogic is wrong. Thanks" Leland Roling, my new favorite writer on BE.

by Gunslinger20 on Aug 1, 2009 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your little girl could use a spit rag…

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 1, 2009 2:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah...

Thats what we have my old Jay Cutler jersey for

"Moral of the story: mmalogic is wrong. Thanks" Leland Roling, my new favorite writer on BE.

by Gunslinger20 on Aug 1, 2009 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Win

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 1, 2009 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My whole reasoning for keeping it...

I trashed my Shannon Sharpe jersey when he left for Baltimore… but something told me that the Cutler jersey would come in handy and not to throw it away.

Its now my daughter’s favorite object to throw up on, which is how it should be.

"Moral of the story: mmalogic is wrong. Thanks" Leland Roling, my new favorite writer on BE.

by Gunslinger20 on Aug 1, 2009 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll tell you what I'D do...

two chicks at the same time, man.

BOOSH

by Farthammer on Aug 1, 2009 2:35 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Don’t that look like Anne?

Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo

by ANance on Aug 1, 2009 3:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Turn on channel 9, breast exams!

I don’t think they’re actually going to let him kill me... And if he does kills me, book sales will really go up. Boom…win-win, bitch.- Forrest Griffin on Anderson Silva

by ufc4 on Aug 1, 2009 8:42 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve always wanted to do that.

I don’t think they’re actually going to let him kill me... And if he does kills me, book sales will really go up. Boom…win-win, bitch.- Forrest Griffin on Anderson Silva

by ufc4 on Aug 1, 2009 8:42 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha

"The reason a rabbit outruns a fox is because the rabbit is running for his life and the fox is running for his dinner."

by Blackout612 on Aug 1, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go get your best friend and a video camera....

then have him kick you in the balls, then post it on youtube and give us the link. That should be punishment enough for purchasing this piece of shit.

P.S. Then you can wipe your ass with it and send it to Tom Attencio.

by nitro on Aug 1, 2009 2:39 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

You know what.... I deserve that

In fact, I’ll rec that comment.

I was blinded by hope for a better tomorrow… much like the reason I voted for Obama. I won’t talk shit about him though, THEY’RE WATCHING US…

"Moral of the story: mmalogic is wrong. Thanks" Leland Roling, my new favorite writer on BE.

by Gunslinger20 on Aug 1, 2009 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, TOTALLY should've gone the other way

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 1, 2009 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better version

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Aug 1, 2009 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

link doesn’t work

by steak_knife on Aug 1, 2009 4:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about you burn it and bury the remains at the Wamma offices since they’re both pretty useless now.

by Raker on Aug 1, 2009 4:42 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lynch mobs are back in vogue I see.

"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy

by Benicio on Aug 1, 2009 7:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Get Brock Lesnar to sign it.

Or write “I tried to sign Fedro and all I got was this stupid T-shirt” and give it to Dana.

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Aug 1, 2009 8:42 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Dump/Fed-ex gets my vote

Creator of the FightMatrix rating system.

by JCS_FM on Aug 1, 2009 9:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Two girls, one cup

Follow me on Twitter @lelandroling
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

by Leland Roling on Aug 1, 2009 9:42 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gave me heartburn thinking about it.

Spinning out solid gold, like Rumpelstiltskin.

by Heenan on Aug 1, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just puked in my mouth for even thinking about that thanks

fightlockdown.com

by The Legend on Aug 1, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol...

Oh wow… you know what, I’ll green that for ya…

"Moral of the story: mmalogic is wrong. Thanks" Leland Roling, my new favorite writer on BE.

by Gunslinger20 on Aug 2, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

97 votes

I think this deal is sealed.

"The reason a rabbit outruns a fox is because the rabbit is running for his life and the fox is running for his dinner."

by Blackout612 on Aug 1, 2009 1:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If you do option 4, how are you going to hide the smell?

by MMAInFeRioRiTy on Aug 1, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pine tree car freshener. By the time it goes through customes the scent will be gone.

by DerekKid on Aug 1, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seal-A-Meal

by MMAcGyver on Aug 1, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The amount of shit Jerry Millen talks on a daily basis would be more than enough to cloak the smell.

"Japan panics about the rise of "grass-eating men," who shun sex, don’t spend money, and like taking walks."

Did they all get married?

- Ubernoober

by SamCupitt on Aug 1, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll take a bottle of my wife’s Victoria Secret perfume and spray the hell out of it before I seal it up.

"Moral of the story: mmalogic is wrong. Thanks" Leland Roling, my new favorite writer on BE.

by Gunslinger20 on Aug 2, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s just a shirt

by yngjzy on Aug 1, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe to you...

its a symbol of disappointment and annoyance to me now…

Plus I don’t need a daily reminder of the fact I was stupid enough to pay 65 bucks for a t shirt, I’m embarassed of my mistake but I shall own up to it and strike back… ha ha ha ha!!!!

"Moral of the story: mmalogic is wrong. Thanks" Leland Roling, my new favorite writer on BE.

by Gunslinger20 on Aug 2, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll take it

by EnsignFrog on Aug 2, 2009 2:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

keep it

screw up are always worth money in a couple years, and as if that wasn’t one of the biggest screw ups in mma’s short history.
Time capsule it for your kids.

by T1B1ALH4MM3R on Aug 2, 2009 7:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Another idea

Take it to Gap, and ask if they will give you half the profits from the franchise if you agree to let them sell your $65 Affliction shirt.

Co-promoting for the win!

A wise man told me don't argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who

by thetakeover on Aug 2, 2009 12:36 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

You NEED to give it to a homeless guy on the corner, have him out it on, then get a good picture.

We can use it in every thread regarding Affliction or Fedor.

If you're not submitting, you're just rolling around with another guy.

by BJJDenver on Aug 2, 2009 1:27 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

You wanna roll down Colfax with me to get this done?

I’m sure someone along the 16th Street Mall would be willing to help…. for 10 bucks and a pack of Malboros maybe.

"Moral of the story: mmalogic is wrong. Thanks" Leland Roling, my new favorite writer on BE.

by Gunslinger20 on Aug 2, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell, just come to teh Denver academy on Broadway. I see a dude wearing a ships captains jacket all the time, he would be perfect, lol.

And yes, we get people all the time stumbling in and yelling “hiyaaaaaaaaaa”!

If you're not submitting, you're just rolling around with another guy.

by BJJDenver on Aug 3, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry to disappoint...

but if M-1 really is connected with the Russian Mafia…. yeah, I want to see my daughter grow up… lol

I’ve read articles on what Putin has done to people :)

"Moral of the story: mmalogic is wrong. Thanks" Leland Roling, my new favorite writer on BE.

by Gunslinger20 on Aug 2, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry bro...

I took my Affliction collection down to the local shelter earlier today.

"Moral of the story: mmalogic is wrong. Thanks" Leland Roling, my new favorite writer on BE.

by Gunslinger20 on Aug 3, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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