Dana Negotiates for Fedor for the last time

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thats about as close to the negotiations as your gonna get

by cmcbeast on Jul 30, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions

“The only thing I desire is a blow job from Arianny”

That was funny. Caught me off gaurd. lol

GSP: I pulled my groin.

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by xFenixKnightx on Jul 30, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions

"Because they aren't M-1 Global?"

This is the third time I’ve clicked on one of these thinking it won’t be funny. And this is the third time I’ve been wrong.

It ends in an armbar or a strangle regardless.

by capital L on Jul 30, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions

LOL’ed at the Fedor-fights-Chris-Leben line. Rec’d in full fury.

by INGO B on Jul 30, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions

Rec'd

For the Leben tattoo joke and the paper airplane up the dick.

"The reason a rabbit outruns a fox is because the rabbit is running for his life and the fox is running for his dinner."

by Blackout612 on Jul 31, 2009 2:07 AM EDT reply actions

Am I the only one who thinks “dick” is a better/funnier word than “cock”?

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by Scott C. Broussard on Jul 31, 2009 4:43 AM EDT up reply actions

It’s been scientifically proven that “dick” is 30% funnier than “cock.”

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by Brett Jones on Jul 31, 2009 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions

DICK PUNCH

Only term more hilarious than that is “sweatpants boner”.

"The reason a rabbit outruns a fox is because the rabbit is running for his life and the fox is running for his dinner."

by Blackout612 on Jul 31, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions

My girlfriend has told me several times this week that she was going to cock me. In the context in which the word cock was used, it was funnier. I was being annoying to her and she was threatening to punch me in the dick. “If you don’t cut that shit out I am going to cock you” “You are really asking to get cocked” “I am going to cock you in a second”. Sure “Dick punch” would have been plenty funny for the situation, but creating a new meaning for an existing word was fun and almost made water come out of my nose. Neither is funnier then a falcon punch.

by szucconi on Jul 31, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions