Happy Birthday, Akiyama
by Chris Nelson on Jul 29, 2009 12:02 AM EDT
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Everyone's favorite bronzed judoka turns 34 years sexy today.
Leave your birthday wishes for Akiyama in the comments.
(The two episodes of Korean variety show Family Outing on which Akiyama guested are really entertaining and definitely recommended if you're in search of some goofy, wholesome, mindless viewing. The first part of the first ep is above - with great fan-made English subtitles - and you can find the rest by following the link to YouTube. Basically, each week a new guest goes off with the "family" - actually an ensemble of Korean celebrities - and is made to compete, play games and share in chores with the other family members. Among other things, Akiyama takes on all eight family members in a handicap match, inflicts severe pain on several of the guys with brutal single-finger forehead flicks, and is afraid of worms.)
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Top picture: Akiyama is so sexy, he bends light.
Keep firing Assholes!
Thanks to Bisping's reenactment of the Battle of Cowpens, walla walla walla I'm an idiot.
Sexyama's B-Day Present from his manager...
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Jul 29, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions
which is only important the second before he takes it off..
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 29, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
here's proof: "Signature Walkout Shirts"
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 29, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow Akiyama is too sexy to wear a shirt for the promo – I likey
Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late. - Mike Tyson
by lovingmma25 on Jul 29, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Sexyama the philanthropist, helping out the less fortunate on this birthday…
by a tommy point on Jul 29, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
^his birthday
Geez, such an unsexy day full of typos and grammatical blunders for me. Just like every other day, I guess.
by a tommy point on Jul 29, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
1st gif. Shades of Ravishing Rick Rude? lol
GSP: I pulled my groin.
Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!
by xFenixKnightx on Jul 29, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
There’s a bit of that, yes.
Mainly, though, you’ll notice that Akiyama’s cornerman is blinded by the sex.
by a tommy point on Jul 29, 2009 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Jesus. He’s 34? He’s older than Nog!
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
by Derek Suboticki on Jul 29, 2009 1:48 AM EDT reply actions
I have no doubt that Akiyama banged the cute girl in the red and white tablecloth blouse.
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Her name is Hyori, and Sexyama definitely gets frisky in ep. 2.
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He’s definitely checking out that ass at bedtime.
Beer Monster – imagine how Akiyama must feel.
by Chris Nelson on Jul 29, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
His answer when she asks if he has any single friends is money.
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