Happy Birthday, Akiyama

by Chris Nelson on Jul 29, 2009 12:02 AM EDT Comment 28 comments

Everyone's favorite bronzed judoka turns 34 years sexy today.

Leave your birthday wishes for Akiyama in the comments.

(The two episodes of Korean variety show Family Outing on which Akiyama guested are really entertaining and definitely recommended if you're in search of some goofy, wholesome, mindless viewing. The first part of the first ep is above - with great fan-made English subtitles - and you can find the rest by following the link to YouTube. Basically, each week a new guest goes off with the "family" - actually an ensemble of Korean celebrities - and is made to compete, play games and share in chores with the other family members. Among other things, Akiyama takes on all eight family members in a handicap match, inflicts severe pain on several of the guys with brutal single-finger forehead flicks, and is afraid of worms.)

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Top picture: Akiyama is so sexy, he bends light.

Keep firing Assholes!

Thanks to Bisping's reenactment of the Battle of Cowpens, walla walla walla I'm an idiot.

by Ubernoober on Jul 29, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

people would rather blur their faces than be compared to sexyama..

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by Anton Tabuena on Jul 29, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sexyama's B-Day Present from his manager...

by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Jul 29, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i like presents…..

by RealIrish on Jul 29, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow Akiyama is too sexy to wear a shirt for the promo – I likey

Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late. - Mike Tyson

by lovingmma25 on Jul 29, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Happy B Day!

Now go kick some ass!

by bigislandboi808 on Jul 29, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Sexyama the philanthropist, helping out the less fortunate on this birthday…

by a tommy point on Jul 29, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

^his birthday

Geez, such an unsexy day full of typos and grammatical blunders for me. Just like every other day, I guess.

by a tommy point on Jul 29, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

1st gif. Shades of Ravishing Rick Rude? lol

GSP: I pulled my groin.

Greg Jackson: I don't care Georges! HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!

by xFenixKnightx on Jul 29, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

There’s a bit of that, yes.

Mainly, though, you’ll notice that Akiyama’s cornerman is blinded by the sex.

by a tommy point on Jul 29, 2009 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

’Tis the sexiest day of the year.

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by Brad Ackerson on Jul 29, 2009 1:05 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i just watched those videos on youtube, they were hilarious

by ThaSandman on Jul 29, 2009 1:21 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Jesus. He’s 34? He’s older than Nog!

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are in a confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift

by subo on Jul 29, 2009 1:48 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

You should add a year to nog's age for every war he's been in..

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by Anton Tabuena on Jul 29, 2009 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He 187?

Jesus that’s almost as old as Wandy.

by Riney on Jul 29, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

“World fighter weak against sea creatures?”

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by Mike Fagan on Jul 29, 2009 10:00 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

So sexy when he’s in the TItanic seat.

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by Mike Fagan on Jul 29, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have no doubt that Akiyama banged the cute girl in the red and white tablecloth blouse.

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by Mike Fagan on Jul 29, 2009 11:13 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Her name is Hyori, and Sexyama definitely gets frisky in ep. 2.

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by Mike Fagan on Jul 29, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He’s definitely checking out that ass at bedtime.

Beer Monster – imagine how Akiyama must feel.

by Chris Nelson on Jul 29, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

His answer when she asks if he has any single friends is money.

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by Mike Fagan on Jul 29, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You guys scare me.

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by Beer Monster on Jul 29, 2009 12:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

goddamn

akiyama is kewl.
i hope he mops up silva one day.
i hope

el guapo is kewl

by butters666 on Jul 29, 2009 5:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Basically every line from that last video could be a sig.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito Ortiz on Vitor Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs