How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the Last Week of July

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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA twittersphere..

POP CULTURE

"I'm about to drink my own pee on the radio with no name. Viva Lyoto Machida!! ...We just downed our piss. No name looks like he's gonna die. Live105.com"  -Joe Rogan

"Watching the Bully Beatdown season 2 bully/victim tapes. Omg this season will be epic."  -Mayhem Miller  

"Call me a p**sy, but horror movies scare me and I don't understand peoples obsession with them. "The Exorcist" pretty much ruined them 4 me."  -Jason High

"note the f-pack. http://twitpic.com/bjm6o"  -Mayhem Miller  

"Kid wearing t-shirt that reads, "I BANG SLUTS." You stay classy, sir."  -Mike Fagan

"just got done watchin the Orphan and it go hard!"  -King Mo, has a Boner.

"My buddy just walked in on me naked. The worst part=I had a boner." -Mayhem Miller, has a Boner.

"text messaging a friend tryin to convince her to sit on my face!!! lol"  -Marco Ruas, has a Boner.

"Chick at dinner has her right nipple hanging out. No one is saying anything but everyone is snickering."  -Mayhem Miller, still has a Boner...

CLOGGED UP THROATS?

"I have bronchitis, this sucks. But the doctor gave me antibiotics so I should be ok soon...Thanks for the get wells! Its soup and blockbuster time for me!"  -Arianny Celeste

"You know what's good for bronchitis? HOT LOADS. True story"  -Joe Rogan

"thankyou my friend..hope ur nose is ok :)"  -Arianny Celeste

"soup? Try @joerogandotnet 's cure."  -Mayhem Miller

"you suck JOE!! i just got the joke,very funny mister!!!!!!! ...@mayhemmiller ha jokes on me, you guys suck!"  -Arianny Celeste, well if you try joe's cure it would be the other way around..

I HAVE AN AFFLICTION

"Got 1 match left in me,would luv it 2 b royler... a Royler rematch would b epic"  -Eddie Bravo, still wants to fight Royler Gracie

"I find Rampage funny. Fraud mayne. Ima keep laughin at ur coonery!"  -King Mo, maybe that's one more reason to get this guy signed by the UFC..

"Wow just turned on spike and starting watching me getting smashed by GSP again. Thanks for the nightmare spike tv."  -Frank Trigg, and you're attempting to make a run at his title?

"I'm making a music playlist to kill Zombies to. Any suggestions for songs?"  -Joe Lauzon, wont let his video games be bothered by MMA news.. 

"As I watch spike Tv I wonder if I ever win."  -Frank Trigg

"I got offered a fight with Fedor. I accepted, my manager called the guys back and they said they got someone else. Damn."  -Sam Hoger, Really now?

"Looooooootttttttttta Josh Barnett hate in the world today."  -Jason High, can you blame them?

"so anyone know if tito is going to be working the affliction broadcast next weekend? wait ... what?!? ...A trilogy ad played in theatre i was in. Then just saw one of those hdnet nyc cab ads. They. Just. Won't. Die!"  -Ariel Helwani

"Affliction secured its future, becoming an official UFC sponsor,I hope it has a similar plan for all the fighters that planned on a payday."  -Jason High, my thoughts exactly..

TWAINING

"Jake Shields, Nick and Nate Diaz are in SoCal & down to train!! Can't wait!! ...201 before training! ...Training with Jake Shields and Babalu today!!!"  -Mark Munoz, keeps getting some real quality training partners.

"Watch the Colony! Training is going Radical. I am going to Philly to hang out with Forrest for his fight. Cameron Diffly will be there,YES!"  -Tim Credeur, training for Nate Quarry..

"Training is going great guys! Just a couple more days of hard training. Weight is on & peaking perfectly. Thank u all 4 the support!"  -Kenny Florian

"http://twitpic.com/bin25 Good training"  -Gabriel Gonzaga, i agree.

TWITPICS & RANDOM TWEETS

"Putting my life back together!"  -Logan Stanton, can i help?

"I'm a little embarrassed that @anngaff knows all the MMA news before I do."  -Jason High, yup, you should be.

"Sitting on my couch reading this book,dreamy!! #fbhttp://mypict.me/dWI2"  -Arianny Celeste, ATTENTION geeks behind the keyboard: you may have a chance with Arianny! ...ok fine, maybe not.. 

"I'm off to the fitness casting, wish me luck. Meeting w@ashleyborden.com and @trainingdaysups afterwards!! Yay!#fbhttp://mypict.me/d6CY"  -Arianny Celeste

"Photo shoot today with sam hong photo. Shhhh top secret -http://bnup2.com/p/617568"  -Frank Trigg, Photographer: FIERCE! YOU'RE A TIGER! YEAH! SHOW IT BABY!

"http://tiny.cc/7VeQ8 Your girls on si.com :)"  -Arianny Celeste, ok fine i'll be honest, those aren't twitpics, they're just pictures found on that article she linked.. but are you guys complaining?