How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 3rd Week of July
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 15, 2009 11:59 AM EDT
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Promoted from the FanPosts by Kid Nate.
A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA twittersphere..
UHM, EXCUSE ME, I CAN SEE YOUR HOLSTER
"Drinking a vodka cranberry that's making love in my brain with the pot cookie I ate an hour ago. Dance you monkey" -Joe Rogan, was so high he stole some girl's drink.
"Cookin' up some hash. It may make me sound like an old man but I love me some hash!" -Josh Barnett
"I just went to a night club(tryst) with Joe silva. I like loud clubs. Nobody can hear me fart. That's right I said fart." -Frank Trigg
"Gosh GSP is so hot and he's totally kickin butt! I love a man that can fight! ;) ....I think I almost made out with GSP at the pool today- yeah you girls are all jealous." -Mayhem Miller, GSP was not impressed by his performance, hence the "almost".
"There's a girl dancing with the shortest possible skirt - It's 1/2 inch above the opening of her vagina. Wish the iPhone had a flash... Ok, low skirt girl just took off her top and is now dancing in her bra. What a fucking mess she must be." -Joe Rogan, well at least you won't need the flash now.
"Its more like a vagina holster" -Joe Rogan, when asked if it counted as a skirt or a belt..
WTF?
"Another day at Lou's another journey through Hell. Flames purify until only the strongest of forms are left." -Josh Barnett, WHUT?
"Off to train. The blade always needs sharpening and it never stops until all your enemies are dead." -Josh Barnett, again.. whut?
"Know I should be sleeping, but sometimes you just can't eat the food at home, then you find yourself at the nearest Perkins eating egg white" -Jorge Gurgel
"Saw a businessman on my flight dig out boogers and eat them. Lots. Maybe that is where he hid his honey roasted peanuts. He looked delighted" -Esther Lin of All Elbows
"And I just passed a guy in the car that was playing his guitar while driving...WTF?!" -Josh Barnett
"Just saw a cool looking dude rocking the fanny pack at starbucks. We exchanged thumbs up. I was gonna hug him, but I panicked" -Joe Rogan
"SyFy?....c'mon. We already accepted we are dorks but changing to that from SciFi does not make it cooler. In fact, its the opposite." -Josh Barnett, finally makes a lot of sense.
SIGN ME SIGN ME!
"My son just got an email from Dana white and Joe silva. UFC game not in real time. I wish... by the way U. Faber spent 20 minutes talking to my son today at the pool and 30 minutes talking business. He just got fans for life... Faber just moved up to #2 favorite fighter in my wife's book." -Frank Trigg, so you must be number one right? or maybe Hughes?
"ima watch ufc 100 dis wkend, arrrrgggh dats my fighta sound lol" -Shaq
"you are the man!!!!!" -Dana White, responding to Shaq
"@danawhiteufc i wanna be on da card for ufc 101 sign me up, lol" -Shaq, wants to get Conseco'ed..
"after u win another championship this year let's talk." -Dana White, might have regretted calling him the man.
"follow @danawhiteufc n tell him i needa superman weight class" -Shaq, is still pushing it..
SWEEP THE LEG!
"Packing up and getting ready to fly out to the dark city for UFC 100. I'm fucking PUMPED!!! Dragon jeans and fanny packs FTW!" -Joe Rogan
"At the Orleans watching chicks fight mma! :-) ...A picture of vinny, alder, Joe and me at the Orleans watching chick mma fights! Tuffnuff rocks! http://twitpic.com/9yx9n" -Eddie Bravo
"With a group of friends at the Orleans in Vegas watching chicks beat the shit out each other in an all womans MMA prmotion... Its called tuff n uff. Its odd watching chicks hammer each other in the face.... I respect their desire to compete, and I appreciate them as athletes, but there's still a part of me that thinks they just need a hug... That's the part of me I call my hypocritical sexist douche side." -Joe Rogan, Gina Carano does not approve of this message..
"The fights are awesome! Some fights are technical & some look like mud wrestling matches without the mud" -Eddie Bravo, if they don't like mud, how bout adding some pudding?
"Alan Belcher got fucking ROBBED" -Joe Rogan, no he didn't..
"The. BUFFER 360 has been performed... History has been made in the Octagon!!!" -Bruce Buffer
"Just read how Brock did a 180 for his post-fight comments and I have to say I am disappointed. Say what you want and how you want." -Josh Barnett
"I read that Dana says they'll get Fedor and make Fedor vs. Brock and it'll be great. Better get a new plan after Aug 1st." -Josh Barnett
"Back home in San Jose... There were some great fights this weekend! Dan's KO was crazy! Very proud of Fitch dominating Paulo on the ground." -Mike Swick
"Back to training tomorrow. 10 weeks to go until I return to Texas to face Kampmann at UFC 103. I have never been so motivated and excited!" -Mike Swick
TWITPICS & RANDOM TWEETS
"I hope everyone is enjoying the delusional ramblings of a punch drunk fighter..." -Elvis Sinosic
"As athlets do we look for girls that will kill us in our sleep or are thoes the women attracted to us?" -Frank Trigg, Translation: All the Women i have dated are psychos, but maybe it's just cause I'm an athlete?
"Caught up with Gina in a silly mood.. http://twitpic.com/9skl0 http://twitpic.com/9skm6" -mmaweekly, this is as close as you guys are gonna get to seeing Gina Carano twitpics.. unless you force her to update her twitter account more..
"@FRANKTRIGG after training for Koscheck. http://twitpic.com/9qw6v" -mmaweekly
"Girls night in..pimp style. Goodnight! Long day tommorow. Excited! #fb http://mypict.me/8YvU" -Arianny Celeste
"Just finished dinner @ Jasmine. Tim, Brian, Dana n me. :) #fb http://mypict.me/8XIe" -Arianny Celeste
"I rock pink nails. So what? On my way to the dentist. Word. #fb http://mypict.me/8RV3... Teeth blingin check! Fightdentist.com thanks Dr. Persky! http://mypict.me/8SmP... Hair, perfecto. Butch from Arcs salon is the best! #fb http://mypict.me/8Ugy..." -Arianny Celeste
"Thank you very much! RT @LysaD: http://twitpic.com/9z04e - @eddiebravo choking me out...ha. Sik jits, music career, & ink!" -Eddie Bravo, should have opted for the triangle rather than the RNC.
"http://twitpic.com/9skr7 - Yesterdays photo shoot :) ...http://twitpic.com/9sles - Another pic from yesterdays photo shoot... http://twitpic.com/9snho - Ok last pic.." -Razor Rob
"Bam, bitches!! http://twitpic.com/9wo06" -Joe Rogan
"@hawaiin tropic zone.spinnin,well kinda #fbhttp://mypict.me/9yA6" -Arianny Celeste
"Posing with urijah faber ringgside. Don't miss octagon girl web cam live on www.ufc.com. #fb http://mypict.me/9src... Logan and I on our best behavior. There a web cam on us. Ufc.com. :) #fb http://mypict.me/9rhc... Hollys here! So sweet n pretty. :)#fb http://mypict.me/9trl" -Arianny Celeste
"Saw Tracy Lee on Sunday: wonderful ms. tracy lee & me today @ daydreams pool http://bit.ly/fh98F" -Dan Henderson
"The girls http://twitpic.com/a2i3v" -Urijah Faber
"Photo booth with Tadoa n April #fb http://mypict.me/a3Y1" -Arianny Celeste
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anyone read the fanpost quoting shaq and Dana?
Well this is the real conversation.. Those shits running that site blatantly made it look like it was more serious than it actually is so that they’d get more clicks..
Really pisses me off. Plus they made bogus claims and details like the fight is being coordinated by the guys from the wachovia management..
Ok, one joke and one correction
“At the Orleans watching chicks fight mma! :-) …A picture of vinny, alder, Joe and me at the Orleans watching chick mma fights! Tuffnuff rocks! ”http://twitpic.com/9yx9n" target="_blank">http://twitpic.com/9yx9n" -Eddie Bravo
Is that TuffNuff or TuffMuff?
“Another day at Lou’s another journey through Hell. Flames purify until only the strongest of forms are left.” -Josh Barnett, WHUT?
This quote defies logic and makes me think Barnett has been hit in the head too many times. It is actually the impurities “carbon or more specifically coke” that make iron into steel. I know I am over thinking a metaphor, but it describes Barnett. He is pure like iron and he has lost his edge. If he were more rounded then he would be a alloy and able to have a chance in a fight with Fedor. He has only one element and is being pasted up by other blacksmiths because they are willing to try other metals and test out other mixes.
Eddie got it right.. The promotion is called tuff n uff..
Or maybe without the spaces in between.. But yeah I dont see what’s wrong.
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 15, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Or was that a joke?
I think my joke detector isn’t working properly. Hahaha.
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 15, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the Ultimate Warrior has taken over Josh Barnett’s twitter account.
by a tommy point on Jul 15, 2009 12:24 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Haha
I think Barnett thinks he is the Ultimate Warrior sometimes.
I poop rainbows.
by Charles Awad on Jul 15, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe Rogan makes me so happy.
How's the weather up your own ass? - Stephen Colbert
by Derek Suboticki on Jul 15, 2009 1:04 PM EDT reply actions
I was thinking the same thing
Until he twittered the Belcher bullshit.
I poop rainbows.
by Charles Awad on Jul 15, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I really enjoy reading these. Rogan is hilarious rockin’ that fanny pack like that. What a star!
Damn Arianny is a fine girl. Looks great in those sunglasses.
I love me some Sexyama!
The whole point of twitter is to read stuff you don't need..
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 15, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Logan probably dwarfs him. I love me a tall woman.
How's the weather up your own ass? - Stephen Colbert
by Derek Suboticki on Jul 15, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks Weoweoweo – I look forward to this post every week
"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? ... That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 28, 2008
Exactly what was that Razor Rob photo shoot for? I’m almost positive I’ve seen the redhead on the left in porn.
AGENTSMITH WATCHES PORN!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!! GOTCHA!!!
[looks around, realizes everyone is looking at him like he’s a dork]
[puts head down and walks from room silently]
by jebushchrist on Jul 16, 2009 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions
His GF lexxi is a penthouse playmate I think..
Well that’s what he mentioned in his twitter page at least..
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 16, 2009 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Penthouse has Pets, Playboy has Playmates. Get your overrated soft-core skin mags right!
Shameless self-promotion! http://twitter.com/scb0212
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Jul 16, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Pets then sorry..
I thought both were playmates..
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 16, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I was laughing from the very first line. These just keep getting funnier & funnier.
Thanks Weoweoweo.
Hendo...
…twitters?
Doesn’t strike me the type for some reason.
by MickDawg on Jul 16, 2009 5:11 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I think he even updates his facebook page often..
Not exactly sure though, I don’t have one. Haha.
by Anton Tabuena on Jul 16, 2009 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
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