“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!” a la Ben Stiller in dodgeball

Looking at this picture makes me feel bad for Frank, and I’m one of the biggest Mir haters you’ll ever see. Brock might have got out of line, but I’d do the same thing if the guy who has shit talked me and made me out to be a big muscle bound idiot jumped up as if he was perfectly fine after I smashed his face in.

Don’t know why people are so suprised, strip things down a little bit. Big country boy who didn’t like school excells at sports, eventually gets into fighting. Gets beat by a cocky ex-champion in his first fight, and feels stupid for losing. Rematch comes around, people still won’t take the country boy seriously, and the ex-champ talks a ton of trash and constantly hints that he thinks the country boy is stupid, or not that smart.

I find it quite predictable that the big ass country boy would relish his victory and shoove it in the ex-champs face. Alot of people don’t put alot of thought into this because it’s so easy to say Brock is bad for the sport ect, ect. but I’ll say this much…I’ve met people who never learned to read, or simply suck at even simple mathematics…and when you even joke about them being dumb, it’s never a good thing. I don’t know if thats the case with Brock, but he sure as hell took what Frank said personally.

“Woman! I already done told you once, don’t make me do it again! Now get back in that kitchen and make me a sammich!”

And yes, my girlfriend did just smack me, but she was laughing while she did it =D

pic courtesy of Sports Illustrated

It almost sobered me up when Goldberg said that on the air.

Frank Mir is a good looking guy. Amazing what 30 punches to your face can do.

Blargh, that the “your” out of that. Chalk it up to newb status….

Or dyslexia perhaps! JC, I’m off to a great start here.

“Get back down or you will not be coming up next time.”

Frank looks like an old woman.

3Weo this is the next caption contest!

“How dare you rub your face in Brock’s finger paint! BROCK SMASH!”

“Brock, did you get the lic plate number on that truck that just hit me?”