Rumor: Muhammed "King Mo" Lawal vs. Don Frye at M-1 Global event, Aug. 28th.

Yeah, you didn't read that wrong. Your favorite American firefighter/advice columnist has been confirmed by MMAMadness as to taking a fight that is a very bad idea. Frye (20-7-1-1) is 43 years old, and he hasn't fought anyone with close to the caliber of wrestling that Lawal possesses since maybe Mark Coleman back in 2003:

MMAMadness can confirm that Muhahmmed "King Mo" Lawal will be fighting Don "The Predator" Frye at an M-1 Global event taking place August 28, according to a source close to the event.

Lawal—a Division I All-American wrestler out of Oklahoma State is currently undefeated riding a four fight winning streak. Nicknamed "King Mo"—Lawal made his MMA debut in September 2008 and has assembled three straight TKO victories over Travis Wiuff, Fabio Silva and Yukio Yaito. His latest victory was a unanimous decision win over Ryo Kawamura at Sengoku 7. 

Now, this could potentially be a rumor, but MMAMadness has been pretty good about scooping some stories in the past. It's interesting as to why M-1 Global is throwing down the cash for this matchup, and it's even more interesting to see them work with Sengoku on the loaning of some fighters. In any case, Sengoku probably figured Frye wasn't a threat, and he really isn't. It should be a nice one-sided fight, but I love Don Frye so much for telling young men everywhere to never get married.