Jason "Mayhem" Miller Kicked off a Plane
Promoted from the FanPosts by Kid Nate because Mayhem IS news.
According to the UG:
Mayhem called in to the Jason Ellis show yesterday saying he was stuck in Vegas due to being kicked off a plane. Mayhem ignored the flight attendants request to turn his ipod off, so they pulled the plane back in to the terminal and booted Mayhem.
And another forum "The Official Jason Ellis Show Listening Thread 06/08/09":
Mayhem is a crack up. Gets booted from the plane.
Plane turned right around. That's fking hilarious.
I'm going to fight everyone on this plane.
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Unless he’s lying on his Twitter account, he Twittered this yesterday.
by Luke Thomas on Jun 9, 2009 2:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
just got kicked off the plane in Las Vegas. Apparently the FAA hates twittering.

sweat sweat cause i'm a poisonous pill
by Eugene Schelfaut on Jun 9, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I simply refuse to believe that Jason Miller conducted himself as anything other than a perfect gentleman.
by subo on Jun 9, 2009 2:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ipods don’t have a radio and don’t transmit or receive signals. That’s why cell phones are an issue (minimal at best). Always bugs me when they make me take mine off (never argue with a flight attendant, especially if you have been drinking). I understand that they need you to listen to the safety instructions, but if you fly often….
The hat had to be the kicker.
“And… what about seat belts? To fasten, take the little end and stick it in the big end and… you know what? If you guys don’t know how to use a seatbelt, just ring your call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you on the head with a tack hammer because you’re a retard”
by MMAcGyver on Jun 9, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I was waiting for you to bust out a solution using a napkin, empty coke can and the contents of your in-flight meal.
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
by Benicio on Jun 9, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually what you do is take the window seat, put your headset cord down your shirt and only have one earbud in your ear facing the window and wait until the flight attendants are in their seats before you put the other side back in.
by MMAcGyver on Jun 9, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MMAcGyver, expert on FAA regulations and Electromagnetic Interference.
by George Lucas on Jun 9, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No but I watch Mythbusters. And would they really let people on the planes with devices that could cause a crash? They outlaw much less dangerous items.
by MMAcGyver on Jun 9, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys dont remember that really old tv show called MacGyver then? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacGyver
his practical application of scientific knowledge and inventive use of common items—along with his ever-present Swiss Army knife. The clever solutions MacGyver implemented to seemingly intractable problems—often in life-or-death situations requiring him to improvise complex devices in a matter of minutes—were a major attraction of the show
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
by Benicio on Jun 10, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well if Mythbusters said so I don’t know what to believe!!
by George Lucas on Jun 10, 2009 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forget where I heard it from (I think Wired article), but cell phones on planes used to cause problems for cellphone providers due to the signal hitting a ton of towers all at once and then routing calls is a nightmare because signal is similar strength on many of these towers. Also due to the speed of the airplane the switching of towers is much faster than normally possible.
That being said it probably isn’t as much of a problem anymore.
by natyong on Jun 10, 2009 5:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
iPod touches have WiFi capabilities
so I’m thinking that they have some sort of signaling equipment that might be of concern for airlines.
by Razreshat on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dont believe the hype.
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
by Benicio on Jun 11, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I hope listening to that part of that Rush song with the kickass drum solo for te 15 000th time was worth getting kicked off the plane for.
Keep firing Assholes!
Out out, you demons of stupidity!
by Ubernoober on Jun 9, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
(smashes hand into vial of cocaine) NEIL PEART IS THE GREATEST FUCKING DRUMMER THAT EVER LIVED
It’s not easy being cheesy…
by subo on Jun 9, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Chester’s a messed up dude… don’t party with him.
V-I-K-I-N-G-S! Skol Vikings, Let's Go!!
by TheViking83 on Jun 9, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably one of the best segments of family guy ever.
by proflex on Jun 9, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus doing the ‘da-da da da, da da-da’ dance for the eternal win.
by subo on Jun 9, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice counter.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
by AJB on Jun 9, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Win
Rich > Peart
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by themachiavellian on Jun 9, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer Danny Carey myself – it was a Family guy reference
by subo on Jun 9, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that segment.
Just showing Rich some love – he doesn’t get enough credit because jazz drumming is a niche audience.
Peart, Rich, and Carey are actually my top 3 drummers. Lateralus is the sickest percussion I’ve heard.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by themachiavellian on Jun 9, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mudvayne gets no love from anyone but me – L.D. 50 = best double-pedal I’ve heard
by subo on Jun 9, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuckin'-A!
I wish they would make more bizarre songs like on L.D. 50 – their new album is still good, but just not the same.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by themachiavellian on Jun 9, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s… that’s my top 3 as well. Unbelievable.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
by AJB on Jun 10, 2009 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ohh crap....
hmm…..top 3. in no perticular order Mr. Carey ^ ,Raymond Herrera from Fear Factory and Chris Adler from Lamb of God. Mudvayne is in my top 5 bands, as is Tool.
Hello, Japan!
by Mr.Kib on Jun 10, 2009 4:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chris Adler is also a beast. The skins of his drums must cry when they see him coming.
"I'm AJB and I endorse this nut-puncher."
by AJB on Jun 10, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
TOOL does rock
Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?
by Big Boob Lover on Jun 10, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Surprise surprise
The guy is a d-bag…it’s become more and more obvious with the recent exposure he’s gotten on MTV and Dream and now this…no class in the ring or outside
by olegb139 on Jun 9, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
AWESOME
Nothing ticks me off more than when they tell people to do something and the person blantantly ignores them as if they were talking to everyone else on the freaking plan except him.
THIS ISN’T ’NAM SMOKEY…THERE ARE RULES.
by P4P is a stupid concept on Jun 9, 2009 4:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m really, really, learning to hate this guy.
by toxic on Jun 9, 2009 4:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OH yea keep spreading the Mayhen hate there, here in Brazil he is already hated enough, at least by the MMA fans. Too bad they pulled the plane back, they should have just dropped him in mid air.
by bigcherry on Jun 9, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ass-hole
Can he please just go away?
by jebushchrist on Jun 9, 2009 4:57 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d. You’re never going to hear ‘Mayhem is MW champion of the world’ or ‘Mayhem defeats top ten fighter’ so this is really the only way that he can keep his profile up unfortunately.
by ilostmydog on Jun 9, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup
He’s like the people’s Junie Browning or something. I don’t understand it.
by mythbuster on Jun 10, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG Mayhem is SOOOOOOOO CRAZY AND AWESOME!
by MMAEruption on Jun 9, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t mind Mayhem, but he’s trying a little too hard these days
by Patrick79x on Jun 9, 2009 5:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
my thoughts exactly.
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
by Benicio on Jun 10, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what a dick
you would be pissed if you were on that plane…
his “comedy” is getting tiresome
by banter on Jun 9, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I guess you could say that’s hilarious. Or you could say “what a pretentious prick,” due to the fact that I’m sure everyone else on that plane was ready to get the “F” home, but couldn’t because some dude refused to push an off switch on his Ipod.
by Josh H. on Jun 9, 2009 6:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Get this mutha f*ckin’ Mayhem off my mutha f*ckin’ plane.
A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.
by iiowyn on Jun 9, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
This is gonna be in how’s taste my tweet tweet that I’m gonna post tonight.. (tom morning for you guys. Haha)
by Anton Tabuena on Jun 9, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What a fucking asshole. I hate the whole, “It’s ok, cause it’s me” , attitude. The rules are shut it off, don’t be an inconsiderate prick, and yes, I would happily say that to him.
by adavis1138 on Jun 10, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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