BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest: Urijah Faber
by Anton Tabuena on Jun 11, 2009 6:54 AM EDT
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This is the seventh edition of the BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest. This edition's topic, and the butt of all jokes, is none other than:
Former WEC Featherweight Champion, Urijah Faber!
Crack a joke, a witty line, roast, insult, whatever.. As long as its funny, then its all good..
The person with the funniest caption becomes the New! BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest Champion!
Current Champs:
Don't say that Rashad, won the last edition, and became the undisputed BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest Champion!
weoweoweo won second place on the last edition and has successfully defended his WAMMA belt.
nitro won third place and a slot on the TUF house.. He got to keep this shiny fist bling cause he wasn't good enough to win a belt.
Mike Fagan, SamCupitt and T1B1ALH4MM3R all have special awards.
After the people have commented, the post will be updated and there will be a poll on the few best lines in the comments section.. we, the users will then pick the best caption to decide the winner.
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don’t say that rashad with,
troy145 with,
Nick Thomas with,
midwetbred with,
xFenixKnightx with,
Steak_knife with,
by Anton Tabuena on Jun 6, 2009 11:52 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit shouldn’t have bet Mike about our second fight going different than the first.
A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.
by iiowyn on Jun 6, 2009 12:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Where are they now? MMA Edition.
A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.
by iiowyn on Jun 6, 2009 12:01 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Why bother continuing?
This one is winner already.
by mythbuster on Jun 6, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
I already fear that I won’t be winning my title defense. Shit is hilarious.
by Don't say that Rashad on Jun 6, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Faber with new training coach!
Stupid Miyagi, what the hell is up with this “sweep the floor” nonsense?
A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.
by iiowyn on Jun 6, 2009 12:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Reminds me of a song from "DanaWhite and the seven dwarfs"
“Hey ho! Hey Ho! Down to the Cage I`ll go!…” (And like every other dwarf, he`s looking for somethin shiny. Maybe a belt of gold?)
"They called him the axe-murderer because he was murdering chumps. They should have been calling him the chump-murderer..." Rampage Jackson (commentating on the fighting abilities of Wanderlei "F#ck Chuck" Silva.)
by BlueberryMuffin on Jun 6, 2009 12:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
- The funny part? That broom handle is only a foot and a half long.
- Chance Farrar, seen here being escorted out of the cage.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Jun 6, 2009 12:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pimpin’ ain’t easy
I wouldn’t have to do this if I were 10lb heavier
Sweep the floor? Get yo mamma to sweep the floor! I ain’t sweepin no damn floor!
Keep firing Assholes!
Out out, you demons of stupidity!
by Ubernoober on Jun 6, 2009 12:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m too pretty for this.
sweat sweat cause i'm a poisonous pill
by Eugene Schelfaut on Jun 6, 2009 2:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Damn it, Dana, I was only kidding about the Fighters Union...
What the fuck is a "robster craw"?
by Gunslinger20 on Jun 6, 2009 4:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Jun 8, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best comment yet.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by themachiavellian on Jun 8, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Urijah trying to use an adult size toothbrush.
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
by Benicio on Jun 6, 2009 6:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“Son of a bitch, why is he taking a picture of this?… This shit better not end up on that fucking BE FunnyBone contest.”
by poundnground on Jun 6, 2009 6:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
After a weekend bender smoking Halflings’ Leaf, former WEC featherweight champion Urijah Faber cleans his hobbit hole.
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
by Mike Fagan on Jun 6, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“Just trying to stay humble—oh, who am I kidding.”
by judonerd on Jun 6, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A lifetime of WEC money = still sweeping the academy for membership dues.
by judonerd on Jun 6, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
My sweeping is reckless and unpredictable.
by judonerd on Jun 6, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
dont get the wrong idea,i still have cash… i’m doing this sweeping on pay per view ;)
by justizzer on Jun 7, 2009 2:03 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Urijah Faber misunderstood it when his jiujitsu coach told him to work on his sweeps..
by Anton Tabuena on Jun 7, 2009 8:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Faber sweeps away the constant crap Todd Harris spews out on a weekly basis for Versus.
Seattle Seahawks: We've got Brian Russell and TWO kickers!
by SSreporters on Jun 7, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Faber finally comes out of the broom closet.
by mythbuster on Jun 7, 2009 4:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be
Supporting all Las Vegas MMA. Xtreme Couture FTMFW.
'09 is the year of the FW's.
by ElliotMatheny on Jun 7, 2009 5:48 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Go in and change those “chims” to “chins” and we have a winner.
Bolts from the Blue // "Game over." - Jamal Williams
Bloody Elbow // "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken
by Richard Wade on Jun 8, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Supporting all Las Vegas MMA. Xtreme Couture FTMFW.
'09 is the year of the FW's.
by ElliotMatheny on Jun 9, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“My backup career? I’ll let you know when I find it.”
(drinks from a can of “no fear”)
by judonerd on Jun 7, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me,
but we’re going to need a clean up on isle three
by Dabashire on Jun 8, 2009 3:48 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I knew I might be in trouble when I lost the belt to Mike Brown but this if effin ridiculous!!!
by Mirjitsu on Jun 8, 2009 7:50 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Urijah, anticipating another loss to Brown, wanted to know what it was like to do the sweeping instead of getting swept.
by CliChe Guevara on Jun 8, 2009 12:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe they taped this broom to my hands as part of my rehab.
THIS IS TOPICAL GOLD INCLUDE IT
by subo on Jun 8, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and to think, after all this sweeping grandma is only gonna give me a nickel!
by Chuntsman949 on Jun 8, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I knew I shouldn’t have bet Mike Brown that I would win this time, after this I have to go shave his back…
by ANance on Jun 8, 2009 6:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I didn't
realize a TapouT sponsorship include this. Where the fuck is Pavia.
by Riney on Jun 8, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Join join. Join joinnnnn!
The poll will be added soon..
by Anton Tabuena on Jun 9, 2009 9:09 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Faber playing a game of Charades...
What the Lakers will do to the Magic.
by poundnground on Jun 9, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
See we have a game we call BASKET-BALL
When a team wins a series without a loss it’s called a sweep ;)
by poundnground on Jun 10, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Epic fail
Supporting all Las Vegas MMA. Xtreme Couture FTMFW.
'09 is the year of the FW's.
by ElliotMatheny on Jun 10, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Highly doubt it.
Epic fail? not really :) You’re going juuuuust a little overboard.
by poundnground on Jun 10, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
On that note
DAMN YOUS MAGIC! subo is all smiles for sure.
by poundnground on Jun 10, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a good night last night.
Kobe = 17 in the first quarter, 14 in the next three.
by subo on Jun 10, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know that you're fucking good
if it’s considered a victory for the other team if they can limit you to 31 points in a game.
Supporting all Las Vegas MMA. Xtreme Couture FTMFW.
'09 is the year of the FW's.
by ElliotMatheny on Jun 10, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s considered a victory for Orlando because Orlando won. After watching Kobe destroy a dynasty so he could win one by himself, I hope he never ever does.
by subo on Jun 11, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pictured: Urijah Faber rolling with unknown featherweight
That's great, but how does it affect Lyoto Machida?(This changes nothing, it was a sweet fight though)
by beery_pbr on Jun 10, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kimbo gets knocked out, he gets TUF. I get a #$$# broom. Tito get me a tissue
by fightfan942 on Jun 10, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i know im too late but.....
i have a MUST add for the poll……………………“what can brown do for you?”
by MMANut25 on Jun 13, 2009 3:04 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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