BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest: Urijah Faber
by Anton Tabuena on Jun 11, 2009 6:54 AM EDT
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This is the seventh edition of the BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest. This edition's topic, and the butt of all jokes, is none other than:
Former WEC Featherweight Champion, Urijah Faber!
Crack a joke, a witty line, roast, insult, whatever.. As long as its funny, then its all good..
The person with the funniest caption becomes the New! BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest Champion!
Current Champs:
Don't say that Rashad, won the last edition, and became the undisputed BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest Champion!
weoweoweo won second place on the last edition and has successfully defended his WAMMA belt.
nitro won third place and a slot on the TUF house.. He got to keep this shiny fist bling cause he wasn't good enough to win a belt.
Mike Fagan, SamCupitt and T1B1ALH4MM3R all have special awards.
After the people have commented, the post will be updated and there will be a poll on the few best lines in the comments section.. we, the users will then pick the best caption to decide the winner.
The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.
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Past Champs
don’t say that rashad with,
troy145 with,
Nick Thomas with,
midwetbred with,
xFenixKnightx with,
Steak_knife with,
Where are they now? MMA Edition.
A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.
by iiowyn on Jun 6, 2009 12:01 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
LOL
I already fear that I won’t be winning my title defense. Shit is hilarious.
by Don't say that Rashad on Jun 6, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Faber with new training coach!
Stupid Miyagi, what the hell is up with this “sweep the floor” nonsense?
A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.
Reminds me of a song from "DanaWhite and the seven dwarfs"
“Hey ho! Hey Ho! Down to the Cage I`ll go!…” (And like every other dwarf, he`s looking for somethin shiny. Maybe a belt of gold?)
"They called him the axe-murderer because he was murdering chumps. They should have been calling him the chump-murderer..." Rampage Jackson (commentating on the fighting abilities of Wanderlei "F#ck Chuck" Silva.)
by BlueberryMuffin on Jun 6, 2009 12:12 PM EDT reply actions
I’m too pretty for this.
sweat sweat cause i'm a poisonous pill
by Eugene Schelfaut on Jun 6, 2009 2:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I HAVE CAST PEARLS BEFORE SWINE
by Derek Suboticki on Jun 8, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Best comment yet.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Jun 8, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be
Supporting all Las Vegas MMA. Xtreme Couture FTMFW.
'09 is the year of the FW's.
by ElliotMatheny on Jun 7, 2009 5:48 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Go in and change those “chims” to “chins” and we have a winner.
Bolts from the Blue // "Game over." - Jamal Williams
Bloody Elbow // "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken
Supporting all Las Vegas MMA. Xtreme Couture FTMFW.
'09 is the year of the FW's.
by ElliotMatheny on Jun 9, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't believe they taped this broom to my hands as part of my rehab.
THIS IS TOPICAL GOLD INCLUDE IT
I knew I shouldn’t have bet Mike Brown that I would win this time, after this I have to go shave his back…
by ANance on Jun 8, 2009 6:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I didn't
realize a TapouT sponsorship include this. Where the fuck is Pavia.
See we have a game we call BASKET-BALL
When a team wins a series without a loss it’s called a sweep ;)
by poundnground on Jun 10, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Epic fail
Supporting all Las Vegas MMA. Xtreme Couture FTMFW.
'09 is the year of the FW's.
by ElliotMatheny on Jun 10, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Highly doubt it.
Epic fail? not really :) You’re going juuuuust a little overboard.
by poundnground on Jun 10, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
On that note
DAMN YOUS MAGIC! subo is all smiles for sure.
by poundnground on Jun 10, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
It was a good night last night.
Kobe = 17 in the first quarter, 14 in the next three.
by Derek Suboticki on Jun 10, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You know that you're fucking good
if it’s considered a victory for the other team if they can limit you to 31 points in a game.
Supporting all Las Vegas MMA. Xtreme Couture FTMFW.
'09 is the year of the FW's.
by ElliotMatheny on Jun 10, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s considered a victory for Orlando because Orlando won. After watching Kobe destroy a dynasty so he could win one by himself, I hope he never ever does.
by Derek Suboticki on Jun 11, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
i know im too late but.....
i have a MUST add for the poll……………………“what can brown do for you?”
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