BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest VIII: Yoshihiro Akiyama (Poll has been added. VOTE!)
by Anton Tabuena on Jun 28, 2009 12:33 AM EDT
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This is the eighth edition of the BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest. With UFC 100 coming up, this edition's topic, and the butt of all jokes, is none other than:
Yoshihiro Akiyama!
Crack a joke, a witty line, roast, insult, whatever.. As long as its funny, then its all good..
The person with the funniest caption becomes the New! BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest Champion!
Current Champs:
iiowyn, won the last edition, and became the new! BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest Champion!
weoweoweo won second place on the last edition and has successfully defended his WAMMA belt twice.
ElliotMatheny won third place and a chance to get beat up by real fighters on the TUF house..
Eugene Schelfaut, Mike Fagan, Nick Thomas , Subo and poundandground all have special awards.
After the people have commented, the post will be updated and there will be a poll on the few best lines in the comments section.. we, the users will then pick the best caption to decide the winner.
The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.
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UFC 100 is coming up,
So I want the funniest and sexiest entries in FunnyBone History!
PS
Rec the post so that more people could join. :)
Past Champs,
iiowyn with,
don’t say that rashad with,
troy145 with,
Nick Thomas with,
midwetbred with,
xFenixKnightx with,
Steak_knife with,
by Anton Tabuena on Jun 23, 2009 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex.
Truth is beauty, beauty is truth. And beauty is Akiyama.
He once had an awkward moment… just to see what it was like.
“Feels like I’m wearing nothin at all… nothin at all… nothin at all…”
Keep firing Assholes!
Out out, you demons of stupidity!
EXCLUSIVE: Aqua Man’s Gay Lover Speaks!
by Derek Suboticki on Jun 22, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Faber said this was the best way to score American chicks, maybe I need to get that chin implant after all.
He doesn't need that.. If you would notice,
Sexyama is actually running away from the rabid chicks who are hounding him in the beach.
by Anton Tabuena on Jun 22, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Concerned about a potential worldwide simultaneous orgasm, the photographer asked Akiyama to hold up a surfboard in an attempt to conceal his sexiest of sexies.
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
by Mike Fagan on Jun 23, 2009 12:58 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
I was going to try a caption, but I can’t beat “sexiest of sexies”. Well played, Fagan.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Jun 23, 2009 3:30 AM EDT up reply actions
That thing in the sand looks like Alan Belcher’s tattoo.
by Derek Suboticki on Jun 23, 2009 2:39 AM EDT reply actions
THIS SURFBOARD IS VERY GREASY AND SLIPPERY
I’ll surf in my kimono next time.
The letter R and grease are Akyiamas only true foes.
by son of miss the mark on Jun 23, 2009 10:19 AM EDT reply actions
I’m So Ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone
There’s nobody
I can rerate to
Feel rike a bird in a cage
It’s kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it’s fihring my body with rage
by reciprocal on Jun 23, 2009 11:29 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
so many good ones this round… BE is on point
by phantasma475 on Jun 23, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t wonder why your woman is red every month.
by Eugene Schelfaut on Jun 23, 2009 1:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
About time my manger bought me a condom that might actually fit!
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Jun 23, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions
Replace ‘Jesus’ baby carriage’ with ‘manager’ and this is a solid pick.
by Derek Suboticki on Jun 23, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Old surf jokes:
“Why am I doing this?”
“Let me have this wave, would you? My girlfriend is watching …”
“Sure glad I had my Viagra last night.”
by Brasil com luvas on Jun 23, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions
News flash!
Akiyama will wear body suit in Octagon debut to combat allegations of greasing. Mask not shown.
I can break this surfboard in half thanks to this powerful new Viagra...
Andy Reid is the only coach in NFL history that uses the pass to set up the pass.
“Men aren’t necessities, they’re luxuries.”
Cher
by Brasil com luvas on Jun 23, 2009 3:46 PM EDT reply actions
I fight rike I make ruv to woman--in and out with a rot of hype.
by judonerd on Jun 23, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The newest item in the Sexyama swim wear line. Specially designed to protect you from dangerous levels of sexiness exposure.
A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.
Who wants to sex my sexiness?
Andy Reid is the only coach in NFL history that uses the pass to set up the pass.
Dana White:
“No olay lotion this time, I can guarantee you”
by Brasil com luvas on Jun 23, 2009 6:47 PM EDT reply actions
- I NEED A MIRROR ...
…Does my butt look big in this?
by Brasil com luvas on Jun 23, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions
I’m sorry?…. Oh no no, the kneepads just come with the suit.
by Derek Suboticki on Jun 23, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions
What Is A Metrosexual and How Not To Be One
by Brasil com luvas on Jun 23, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions
My sexy, is better than your sexy.
Andy Reid is the only coach in NFL history that uses the pass to set up the pass.
That's right....I bring the goods, Kate Gosselin.
Andy Reid is the only coach in NFL history that uses the pass to set up the pass.
Yoshihiro Akiyama: Master of Long Dong Kung Fu
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Jun 24, 2009 12:57 PM EDT reply actions
One more
MR. ZOG’S SEX WAX- “DAMN SEXY”
by poundnground on Jun 24, 2009 4:57 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Come on now!
LOL this is funny shit. We need more Californians and Hawaiians on here.
by Don't say that Rashad on Jun 24, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
And you forgot to mention Brazilians.
How could you?! haha. One day we’ll make the trip there and just surf and go to BJJ schools.
by poundnground on Jun 24, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
OK
Just tell me the date and the place… and I give you a free BJJ/surfing class…
; )
by Brasil com luvas on Jun 25, 2009 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
And then I jizzed....in my pants.
Andy Reid is the only coach in NFL history that uses the pass to set up the pass.
God damn it !!!
Where is the orifice ???
by Brasil com luvas on Jun 25, 2009 10:39 AM EDT reply actions
POLL HAS BEEN ADDED! VOTE VOTEEEEEE!
there was lots of good entries that it was really hard to pick entries for this poll.. if a lot of you feel like something should be added, just speak up, and maybe i’d add it. :)
If anyone votes for “does my butt look big in this” I will murder you.
"Japan panics about the rise of "grass-eating men," who shun sex, don’t spend money, and like taking walks."
Did they all get married?
- Ubernoober
come on "sexiest of sexies" You can still win!
"Like a ballet of violence clothed in fine Brazilian silk." ~ MMASuPreMaCy
Dude, last night I got on here drunk and voted, now I’m looking and none of them are really funny to me and I can’t remember which one I voted for…what the fuck…
Damn…really?
I was sure that WASN’T the one I voted for…thanks though. lol
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jun 29, 2009 5:07 AM EDT up reply actions
yep. click your name.
it’s recorded in your profile. :)
by Anton Tabuena on Jun 29, 2009 6:45 AM EDT up reply actions
For real? Damn, I’ve really gotta learn these things…ha, one step at a time.
"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jun 29, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.
by iiowyn on Jun 29, 2009 11:25 AM EDT reply actions 7 recs
If it's too late
can he at least get a very special award? This is very magical.
by poundnground on Jun 29, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
yet you people didnt rec it..
you should be ashamed of yourself!
by Anton Tabuena on Jun 30, 2009 4:06 AM EDT up reply actions
And the tangerine sparks...
are like a thousand little orgasms…if only he could do that in real life
Oh wait…
How unsexy of me to have missed this post until now.
I shall atone with something that will tear a hole in the time-space sextinuum!
He’s tearing a hole in something, that’s for sure.
by Derek Suboticki on Jun 30, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
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