UFC Ultimate Fighter 9 Finale - Live Results and Commentary
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The broadcast is live...so here we go.
Nate Diaz vs. Joe Stevenson - Round 1 - Joe with a quick takedown and Diaz with a tight guillotine but Joe gets out. Joe is stacking him up and Landing some punches to the face. A couple elbows by Joe now. This is the strategy we need to see from Joe, just get on top and go to work. Back crucifix position by Stevenson. Stevenson rolls and is hammering Nate with punches. Diaz turns and gets on top. Stevenson locks in his trademark guillotine deep. Joe rolls him and ends up on top and Nate gets out which is amazing because that was deep. Nate stands up and is caught by Joe who lands some solid knees and Nate has to go down to 3 points to avoid the knees and so Stevenson works the body. ROund ends and it was 10-9 Stevenson. Round 2 - Stevenson with a quick takedown and Nate with a guillotine attempt again but he can't finish it. Side control now but Joe scrables and gets to his feet. Joe is kneeing to the legs now and Nate has to stand up. Takedown by Joe into side control and he is absolutely dominating. Now Nate gets half guard back. Full guard and Stevenson lands some shots. They're back to standing and Joe has him pressed against the cage. Takedown again into half guard. Joe postures up and lands some nice shots. The round ends and it was another clear Stevenson round 10-9. Round 3 - Diaz won't touch hands to start the final round (just like the first round). Joe with a takedown again. Nate with a takedown when they stand back up and Nate is trying to get on top but Joe is fighting him. Finally Joe gets full guard and Nate pushes him to the fence. Nate throws some punches and then trys to get side control and then goes for a guillotine but can't finish. Now they stand up and Joe is landing knees to Nate who has 3 points down. Nate says "come on get to work bitch" and Joe says "get off your knee" and then Joe lands a strike again. They separate and there is a minute left. Failed takedown by nate. Right hand lands for Stevenson. The round ends and it was probably a 10-9 Diaz round to make it 29-28 Stevenson on my card. Official scorecards: 29-28 across the board. Joe Stevenson wins by unanimous decision.
Andre Winner vs. Ross Pearson - Round 1 - Right hand by Pearson. Leg kick from Winner and now counter shots from Ross. Winner presses him against the cage. Knees to the body by both men. USA chant by the crowd...which is lame. Pearson now has Winner against the fence and was looking for a takedown. Short elbow by Andre and then they exchange knees to the body. Knee to the body by Winner and it lands square to Pearson's cup so the action is briefly stopped. They start it up again and both men land some punches in a good exchange. Winner lands some nice knees and punches to close the round and that should win it for him. 10-9 Winner. Round 2 - Leg kick by Pearson. Right hand by Ross now lands solid. Knees by Pearson now and he is turning up the heat. Winner now has Pearson pressed against the fence. Hard fight to write about as it is all small movements with guys pushed against the cage. Winner keeps him pushed against the cage and finally they separate. Head kick by Pearson is blocked. Right hand by Pearson and a knee to the body. The round ends with a Winner flurry but I think Pearson tied it up with a 10-9 round. Round 3 - Pearson now has Winner pushed against the cage and lands a short uppercut. More uppercuts by Pearson who is trying to muscle out the round. WInner is able to turn though and they have distance. Punch scores for Winner and now both men land hooks. Winner can't get a takedown and again has Pearson pressed against the cage. Body shot by Pearson and now Winner pushes him right back against the cage. Winner still has him against the cage and lands a few shots. Pearson now turns and almost gets a takedown but can't quite finish. Pearson with a few nice elbows and now a few punches. Now Winner with a few punches. Hard jab by Pearson and now Winner is throwing back. Thirty seconds left. FIght ends with both guys flurrying and a nice knee and elbow by Pearson and Winner is bleeding as we await the decision. 10-9 Pearson gives him the 29-28 win on my card. Official Scorecards: 29-28 across the board. Ross Pearson wins by unanimous decision.
Chris Lytle vs. Kevin Burns - Round 1 - They're slugging to start out. RIght hand lands for Lytle and Burns is landing leg kicks now. Good to see Burns isn't gunshy after the big KO in his last fight. Right hand by Lytle now. A lot of strikes being thrown now. Nice shot by Burns lands and Lytle is just a bit too wild now. Right hand by Chris lands hard. Body kick by Burns lands and now a low kick. Right hand by Burns now and he's starting to take over the round by being calm and picking shots rather than Lytle just winging power. Burns lands a big power shot and Lytle's legs buckle and a few more punches force Chris to shoot in. Elbow by Burns and now some BIG shots and Lytle is getting stung badly. The round ends and saves Lytle. 10-9 Burns easy. Round 2- Lytle still looks a little wobbly. Big RIght by Lytle and Burns is hurt! Now Burns is unloading again. Burns with a takedown into half guard now but Lytle stands right back up. Body shot by Lytle and a right hand and Burns is gassing a little and looks like he is folding under the power of Chris. Big body shots by Lytle now. Chris just keeps going to the body and it is paying off big time. Low kick by Burns again. They restart and Lytle keeps working the body and power shots. Knee lands to Chris' cup and they stop again. The round ends with both guys throwing but Lytle won it easy 10-9 Round 3 - Lytle catches a kick and lands a big counter punch that has Burns bleeding badly. Body shot lands for Lytle and then a return body shot by Burns. Superman punch from Burns misses. Right hand lands by Lytle now. Right hand by Lytle stumbles Burns a little. Good left hook by Lytle. Burns is firing back but he's just losing the fight ever since the bell saved Lytle in the first. Big shots by Lytle. Burns still throwing kicks. Head kick misses for Burns. Lytle with a jab and right hand. The fight ends and I had it 29-28 Lytle. Official Scorecards: 29-28 across the board. Chris Lytle wins by unanimous decision.
James Wilks vs. Damarques Johnson - Round 1 -Right left combo by Wilks lands hard and now some knees from the clinch. Johnson with a right hand. Big three punch combo by Wilks and some knees from the clinch. Now Johnson responds with big shots. Johnson tries for a takedown and Wilks reverses to get on top in Johnson's guard. Wilks sits into a heel hook and now is on bottom eating elbows. USA chants ringing out. Wilks locks a deep triangle and is .landing elbows. Johnson gets out and goes into an omoplata which is deep. Johnson gets out but now has his back taken standing. Trip takedown and Wilks looking for the rear naked choke. With 10 seconds left Johnson has to tap out! Wilks looked like a beast! WOW! James Wilks wins by submission (rear naked choke), round 1.
Clay Guida vs. Diego Sanchez - Round 1 - Diego runs across and is throwing big shots. Clay is firing back. This is nuts! Guda is hurt. It's just 30 seconds of insane action. Diego is jus going and going and now Guida with a double leg into Diego's guard. Diego is moving his hips and controling Guida's wrist looking for an armbar. Clay with some elbows now. Diego stands up and they're banging again. Clay has had his mouthpiece out for most of the round and they put it back in. Clay's nose is looking like it is broken. High kick by Sanchez and Guida goes down but he gets up and is still coming forward. Flying knee by Diego. Right hand landed for Clay. Diego is throwing BOMBS! SIngle leg attempt by Diego and he cant finish but he gets him down with a trip. Diego in half guard. They stand back up and the round ends 10-9 Diego. That was INSANE! Round 2 - Clay with the takedown early here. Elbows from Clay now. Diego trying to get his feet on the hips and create space to either stand up or maybe get his hips moving for an armbar. Guida throwing some ground and pound elbows and punches. Big Guida chants through the building. Elbows from the bottom by Diego now and he is going nuts. More and more elbows from Diego and i think Clay is bleeding from the top of his head. The round ends and it could go either way. I'm going to go Clay 10-9 to even it up. Round 3 - Clay landing a good shot in the opening seconds. Diego slips and Clay charges forward. Head kick from Diego misses. Uppercut by Diego and he defends a takedown. Guida is spending too much time striking here and not working for takedowns. Right hand by Clay lands solid. Right hand counter by Clay again. A few more right hand counters. Clay shoots and Diego takes his back as he slips. Diego tries to lock in an arm triangle but ends up on bottom. Clay defending a kimura now. Thirty seconds left and I have Clay winning this fight through the counterpunches this round. Big shots as it ends by Guida and I gave it to him 10-9 and I actually have Clay Guida winning 29-28. What a GREAT fight. I mean GREAT! Official Scorecards: 29-28 Guida, 29-27 Sanchez, 29-28 Sanchez. Diego Sanchez wins by split decision. No possible bad decision there. It could have reasonably been a Guida, Sanchez or Draw card and it was fair.
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I'm really baffled
On why they’re tape delaying this on the West Coast.
So I’ll be watching tonight but respectfully declining to look at the results.
Either way I’m stoked at a good fight card like this!
Andy Reid is the only coach in NFL history that uses the pass to set up the pass.
by SSreporters on Jun 20, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm on the west coast
And it’s starts at 6:00 p.m. in L.A. through DirecTv. What time does it start for you?
"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"
by RearNakedChoker on Jun 20, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HD signal isn’t delayed. Satellite might be different as well. They tape delay the SD to 9 though.
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you're bored...
the Ring Magazine Heavyweight Championship is about to be decided on ESPN Classic.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If you want to be bored*
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am watching this season for the first time right now and man Pearce is a little b*tch
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by The Legend on Jun 20, 2009 6:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“Jump weight! Jump weight! I’ll smash your eyeballs”
by Nick Thomas on Jun 20, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Kllitschko just jabbed his way to win the Rings World HW title in Germany. Fight recap: R1 jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… 1-2… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… 1-2… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… 1-2… jab… jab… jab… jab…
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Does anybody know why the UFC took off Jason Dent’s first two UFC fights on his profile?
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by The Legend on Jun 20, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
they sure have handled dent weird...
they should have played up the fact that he’d fought in the ufc already while on the show…but they didn’t
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m the only person on Earth that has him losing this fight, aren’t I?
by subo on Jun 20, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i also think so
he’s pretty bad. dollar has some kind of mental problem in the cage though
by yngjzy on Jun 20, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it’s almost showtime.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh yeah … actually like Pierson (Pearson?). looking forward to this.
war Guida!
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
For christ’s sake. If people can’t understand the Brits, that’s their fault. Don’t subtitle them.
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so true.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have more trouble understanding the mushmouthed Diaz bros than the Brits
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there are a couple who need it but most of them it’s insulting to see
by yngjzy on Jun 20, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they should subtitle Hendo. dude’s got marbles in his mouth.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Roll Call!
i’ve escaped the funny farm for a week and as my reward i get to see this (i work there, not a client, I swear). but who else is here?!
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is my house!
I built this house!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is Brent’s house. I clean this house.
by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you!
Your house rocks. Live blogs are amazing :D
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ich bin hier.
Stevenson looks like he wants to be Jason Schwartzman.
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m in. I need a ridiculous pushup challenge pour le finale.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Times Rogan says "CRAZY!"
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Number?
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
50 for each subtitled word?
and an automatic 200 if Joe Daddy wins by guillotine?
ridiculous enough?
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
50 per subtitling, 50 every time joe gets screamy
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like how they’re making it sound like Bisping created UK MMA. I love me some Bisping…but come on
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Quick, name the most influential British MMArtist ever.
by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ian Freeman
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOOM!
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ian Freeman
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does Bisping have to win a belt to surpass him? Or does being seen by millions of people count?
by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s obviously more well known now…but that’s a different question than influence. Freeman is the reason Bisping exists. Bisping probably will be the “British legend” when all is said and done, but Freeman is the guy who inspired the Bisping era guys.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think, by sheer default, Bisping will change things more than Freeman did. And I hate Bisping. You’re saying there is nothing he can do?
by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it’s like anything else. overall Bisping will be more influential when all is said and done, but for his era (the “start of MMA period”) it is Freeman.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Billy Reilly
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Billy is from Wigan
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Inglorious Basterds commercial ftw
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope Ingloriuos Basterds ends up being better than the early Cannes reviews.
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Time to get me some ultraviolence.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow cool hadn’t seen the inglorious Bastards trailer yet
by starvin on Jun 20, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
PSA: Rogan’s new special immediately follows TUF finale.
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
could we get to some fucking fighting already?
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
watch DREAM or SENGOKU much?
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
god no. who watches that japanese shit? i mean seriously.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stevenson by bbeing able to wrestle
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Joe Daddy unemployed if he loses?
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is strikeforce unemployment?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
With a double barrel bird shooter
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by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably, I wouldn’t be surprised if he switched over to the WEC since he was talking about it before the Diego fight.
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by The Legend on Jun 20, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I fecking hate Green Day. Fake pop punk assweasels.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gotta say I don’t mind the trend of solid lightweight fights opening a UFC event
by starvin on Jun 20, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i’ve got him picked. but it won’t be an easy win for him.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Joe throws out his bad boxing for this one.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He has to or he's getting jabbed to death
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buffer has been hitting the tanning booth. Looked like an oompa-loompa for a sec.
by Sokonojudo on Jun 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Buffer...sigh
Seems like he tries too hard to me
by jrobb20 on Jun 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m here
"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? ... That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 28, 2008
by lovingmma25 on Jun 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
if Joe elects to stand, he’s gonna get eaten up. if it goes to the ground, he’s gonna get triangled. and by the look on his face, i think he knows it.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nate: >:(
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear lord Diaz's takedown d is bad
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I doubt he cares
if he gets taken down, his BJJ is good enough normally to deal with it. So I doubt he practices TD defense very much.
by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You think he'd have learned after Guida
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
huh … Diaz is having probs with Joe’s strength.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Who’s yo daddy?
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
man. he’s flexible.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s like fighting Gumby with a lisp.
by Deo Wade on Jun 20, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Gary Goodridge position.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
huh … really surprised by this. daaaaaaaaaang.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh come on. wow. that was a vicious guillotine.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
indeed
credit to Nate for surviving that one.
by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought nate was going to sleep.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Diaz bro’s brain’s can operate on less oxygen than a normal person.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
scientifically proven fact. ^
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good round
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by lovingmma25 on Jun 20, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Joe Daddy 10-9
Just using the Guida gameplan
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean dominating and trying to submit?
by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never knew that Guida went for so many subs.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Besides the subs, obviously
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
do both guys have the same game plan? guillotines?
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by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL @ Nate raising his hands.
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
diaz raised his arms like he actually did something? wtf? that’s nearly a 10-8 round. diaz got fucking dominated.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that opening guillotine attempt...
saved him
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd have raised my hands to
If I just survived having a Torniquet around my neck.
by Deo Wade on Jun 20, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's REAL Joe!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hard to score that one
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by lovingmma25 on Jun 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Them Diaz's
Even getting owned, He raises his hands
Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?
by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think he was proclaiming victory over the round
by starvin on Jun 20, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow … this is a really different joe daddy.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Greg Jackson effect
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think so
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that is a great takedown by joe
for the second time tonight.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
awkward convo between Goldie and Rogan.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
mike goldberg
does not know what twitter is
by starvin on Jun 20, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How can he be on it “a little”?
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i’m sure he has his own ideas. he probably thinks it’s something special to do with the pillow talk that will ensue later.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knee to the body…
Someone’s been hangoug out with GSP
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Would you let Nick and Nate teach your kids?
by Deo Wade on Jun 20, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe as an example to avoid
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the class is “Weed and Jiu Jitsu 101”, yes.
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey guys, just back from work
How’s the fight so far?
by Gong on Jun 20, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Only been this one
and so far so good. Stevenson dominating.
by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ooh, good stuff. I like them both, but it’s nice to see Stevenson doing well so far.
by Gong on Jun 20, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
man … this is a great fight so fark. really surprised Nate is this nonplussed.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Made it!
Did I miss anything yet?
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by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this is the 1st fight being aired now.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rogan just called Nick Diaz top ten P4P
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How much does a dimebag weigh?
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Daddy 20-18
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree
Can’t see it being any other way
by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its the drugs talking
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's the fact that the UFC wants Nick back
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn skippy.
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by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nick diaz is what the UFC needs
by The Bronzeville Bully on Jun 20, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who you think his supplier is
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
third time
with that same takedown … nate has no answer.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can't Nate
just show SOME class?? ……just a tad?
Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?
by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not if he’s losing
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glove touching is for pussies. Only quality thing Nate’s done in the fight (outside of that throw just now).
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it at the beginning of the fight, and at the end of a round, otherwise fight on!
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by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Instead of tapping gloves, the guy putting his arm out should get a punch in the face.
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d love to see that if someone tried a bro-hug in the middle of a fight.
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by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same
I don’t mind it, but too much can be too much.
by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
mIm
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice toss by Nate. He has to finish to win, though.
by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Much of this fight is like watching circus contortionists fight. Weird sub attempts and positions :\
by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It ain’t shitty boixing
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Top of the food chain jiu jitsu.
by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Come on Joe get to work bitch"
Classy!
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like NAte is copying Ben Saunders
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by The Legend on Jun 20, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
gee, nate
Joe’s been out-working you the whole fight. you’re a moron.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you saying
Professing my love for large cans is somehow,, not classy??? Doesn’t everyone?
Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?
by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Thats great!! My wifes even laughing
Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?
by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to fuck up my parlay first fight in, Nate.
by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no, Joe! do not engage in sloppy fucking kickboxing. dumbass!
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Nate needs to put on some weight.
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m still not used to this height difference.
by Gong on Jun 20, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Stevenson 30-27
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
29-28 Joe
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Which round do you think Diaz won?
by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last one was close
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gave him r3...
but can see 30-27 (or even 30-26) if you like
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Daddy with an ideal Team Quest victory.
My parlay has been ruined, too.
by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Team Quest know what submissions are?
by MMAussie on Jun 20, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it’s called a front headlock, pussy.
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
? I imagine that’s how TQ would respond…
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wargodz!!!
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by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
29-28 Joe easy. Anything other than a Stevenson UD is a horrible call
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You’re a witch!
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by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If she weighed the same as a duck… she’s made of wood.
…and therefore
A WITCH!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
She turned me into a newt
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
...I got better
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like this new Joe Daddy
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
why are people saying this
he doesn’t look any different
by yngjzy on Jun 20, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He threw out the shitty boxing
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he fought someone who couldn't defend his takedowns
he only boxed with diego because he had to
by yngjzy on Jun 20, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
His boxing is doo doo and he had insisted on sticking with it.
by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its
actually the old Joe by way of the old Joe into this new found Joe.
by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Classic
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol Chuck Norris
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't mind having chuck with me at all times.
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by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
29-28???
dude. i had it 30-26, because i’d score the first round 10-8.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I had it 30-27, but can see 29-28 I guess. 30-26 I don’t see at all.
by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, to be fair
i deduct a point from either Diaz brother on general douchebagginess.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What was up with his ear???
Creator of the FightMatrix rating system.
by JCS_FM on Jun 20, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that was his mouthpiece.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why did he have a mouthpiece in his ear?
by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He hung it over the ear.
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just put it on top of the ear as a "safe spot" so you don't lose it
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you want reason from a diaz?
i suppose he didn’t want to hold it in his hand.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hearing Nate Diaz talk reminded him too much of Mike Tyson. He wasn’t taking any chances.
by Deo Wade on Jun 20, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So we know to beat Diaz you stay close and hump him wrestling style.
by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
just like beating his brother
that’s how Karo, Sherk, Riggs and Diego ran him out of the UFC.
"the spirit of your average dumbass with more overblown rhetoric" OR "the self-appointed savior of MMA"
by Kid Nate on Jun 20, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So we know to beat Diaz you stay close and hump him wrestling style. dominate position.
by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Christ, Ali would absolutely murder Mike Tyson.
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What is the key combo to activate Mike’s “Bite” attack?
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
up up down down left right left right b a start
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by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Tyson is a pussy...
who folded any time someone wasn’t afraid of him and got back in his face
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it’s obvious that after Cus died Tyson wasn’t the same fighter. Watching his fights from his different “eras” makes it very noticeable. Obviously I know you to be a big boxing fan, and I don’t know much, just speaking on wat I’ve noticed previously.
by Loot on Jun 21, 2009 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dunno ...
i think he’d embarrass him and play with him for 10-12 rounds. not really murder. mugging, maybe.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Considering that he used to punch old ladies in the face and steal their purse...
and…you know…rape.
Embarrassment is too good for Tyson.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
reminds me of the old joke
why does Mike Tyson always cry after sex?
mace, bitch.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
wow. i’ve never heard that one. but wow. i’ll have to remember that one. lol
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd for Awesomeness
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by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oddly
ESPN classic has been showing Tyson fights all night
by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wish they were showing Ali fights.
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just had an AWESOME local commercial for a krav maga school.
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
KNEE HIM IN THE BALLS YOUNG GRASSHOPPER
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
- Scene from "The Krav Maga" kid
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“I need a volunteer…”
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
indeed.
massive blood loss does cause death.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
whodathunkit
How taste my pee pee pee? LIKE WIN!!! Thank you Machida!
by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH NO! THE PEACH!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome as in awesome? or awesome as in funny?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome as in funny. They used what I can only describe as a “vampire effect” on the video. If you’ve seen True Blood, you know what I’m talking about.
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
gotcha
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright Winner. I called you winning the whole thing when the season started…
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
them be a lot of subtitles.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why the subtitles?
Is he really that hard to understand?
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by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ross is a bit harder, but Andre wasnt necessary imo
by starvin on Jun 20, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The average American is befuddled and scared of the actual English language.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait.
We speak English? I thought it was American???
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
English is America's garlic
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
tastes great on everything? or kills us like vampires?
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Annoys us like vampires
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
gotcha.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ready for a TUF finale? Don’t really care, but hey…
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’ll take Jenny in this fight.
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Winner should probably go train somewhere else if he only trains three days a week
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by The Legend on Jun 20, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck the Operating Theatans messing with my mental powers
puts on tinfoil hat
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mine's a much better Viking Helmet
Is MMA Nation up yet? I feel like a idiot sitting here with silent brainwaves.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
500
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
thats like nothing for you now right?
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope. I can do 120 in one shot.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
impressive.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got merit listed for the Canadian Army late entry officer program. Gotta stay in shape.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
best wishes.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have the new Tiger Woods and the new fancy motion dealy for the Wii makes it really fun. But Grand Slam Tennis is better.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thinking about getting a Wii for the motion plus + tiger woods 2010 deal
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by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you like golf...
it’s as good of a “video game golf experience” as I’ve ever felt. Even including that pretty cool real swing golf or whatever it was for the PS2 that came with a set of gloves connected to cables and a club
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How's the putting?
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by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Odd...
I haven’t gotten used to it…it’s the one kind of “gimmicky” feeling element
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I loved Mario Golf. The mathematics on it made so much sense.
by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG LIGH CHESTER? BUFFFFFFFFER
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
For our non-British friends, it’s pronounced LESS-ter
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh!
hey, there’s another fight between all the commercials.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay!
Any time Rogan does the “one is a white guy” it makes me happy because that has always driven me crazy with boxing and MMA
the easiest way to tell them apart is skin color
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought I was the only one who thought that.
by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twitter TRACKER
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
NO!!! Now missing fights!!!
Obligatory family dinner – cannot miss Guida/Sanchez!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no, no ...
no advocating the Benoit treatment. bad form.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
play dead
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
USA chant? really?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Durka durrr!!!
Love south park.
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by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
derpa derpa derrrrr
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
knee maur merkkans
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s really a shame they make these guys where the TUF shorts sans advertisements.
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh my nertz … looked like a double nut-shot, IMO.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I know we have given Goldie and Joe some shit about their announcing. But these two are worlds better than the Strikeforce announcers.
by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mauro is an absolute train wreck and Johnson should be put on a piece of ice and sent out to sea.
by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Mauro… we’re setting you adrift.”
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Global warming is a severe threat to our cultural heritage.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And your supply of delicious polar bear meat.
by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The polar bears just eat people now taht they can’t get out on the ice.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its easy to say that when you don’t run the risk of becoming bear shit.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cover yourself in oil. They won’t fuck with you.
by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Mr. Expert. Why not just cover myself in balsamic vinegarette and bacon bits as well?
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, the black stuff – all those seals and ducks didn’t get eaten by bears, now did they?
by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hungry bears eat whatever they feel like.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
then you might as well wrap up in bacon :D
but not the canadian variety.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Canadian bacon is too good to waste on bears
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i am not a fan of it to be honest.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
>:(
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
please don’t kill me.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It be like losing Wilson from Castaway.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need more Action. Stop breathing and give us more Action!!
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was furious
over that fucking ref last night. ^ punch combo lands and he is screaming 2nd warning! action!
by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
10-9 for the brit
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
10-9 winner? I don't envy the judges
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I gave it to winner on the end of the round flurry
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL why have I never seen this before?
rec’d
by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cause it’s AMERICA!!!
How taste my pee pee pee? LIKE WIN!!! Thank you Machida!
by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think it's because they're hugging so much.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well...I think it's bec-
1!
2!
3!
USA!
How taste my pee pee pee? LIKE WIN!!! Thank you Machida!
by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Refs stand fights up too quickly but they separate guys from the “cage hump” far too rarely.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
because grandma is watching the tuf finale?
by starvin on Jun 20, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bricklaying is a shitty job.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Unless it's jizz mopping.
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-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
10-9 for the Brit with the clinch work.
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
19-19
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
only a KO can save this fight. pretty boring.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else think the whole “six-figure contract” thing sounds too much like a pro wrestling gimmick?
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It beats the hell out of a five figure contract.
by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sports Entertainmet gives out a mill.
…And then let you go after giving you a quarter of it.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Winner
Gets knocked out
Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?
by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i hope winner wins.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate to say it
but I don’t see either of these guys getting anywhere in the UFC.
by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Really? You don’t see two mediocre British fighters getting anywhere in the black hole known as the UFC’s 155 division?
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The UFC is letting EA advertise Fight Night on its mats?
They must not be too concerned about that competing MMA game they’re developing.
by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well, you’re looking at headliners in Adrenaline in a couple of months.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sexpocalypse 2009: The Fall Of Las Vegas
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pearson 29-28
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Winner 34-17
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate the clinch. Always have, always will.
by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You might want to check out X-ARM
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate the clinch in boxing, but in MMA at least there’s a chance something will happen.
by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So does Rich Franklin
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by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well done sir.
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing wrong with the clinch
As long as it’s more like the last round, where people are doing something other than just holding each other against the cage.
by ricker2005 on Jun 20, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
These days, it seems more often than not it’s the latter.
I love the muay thai clinch, but the rest is just Team Quest mucky muck to me. Turns the fight into mud.
by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice tenacious d reference.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blood pouring out of the nose with that last knee.
How taste my pee pee pee? LIKE WIN!!! Thank you Machida!
by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn! Pearson with some nice shots to end it.
29-28 Ross. As much as I like Winner he never did anything that looked like he was trying to win…it was like he wanted to win a decision and was willing to try to just press without doing damage all fight.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a feeling Pearson’s gonna get jobbed by the non-Pride scoring.
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ross baby!
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Happy B-Day Mrs. Pearson!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Here’s your trophy: The Celeste sisters for the rest of the weekend.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good to know I wasn’t the only one thinking it.
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You sick fuck :P
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bang The Champ booking
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not the outcome that I wanted, but I’m indifferent about it for some reason.
by Deo Wade on Jun 20, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m glad Pearson took it, if only because it takes a lot to go out there in the last round knowing you might be down two rounds and really stick it to the other guy Too many fighters fold at the end when they’re behind because of lack of conditioning or heart.
by ricker2005 on Jun 20, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sanchez vs. Guida next
Must throw Pizza back in the oven.
by Deo Wade on Jun 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Only 4 fights? Damn Spike you stingy.
by Sokonojudo on Jun 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
5 fights tonight guaranteed
Burns/Lytle is on the main card
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good. I only heard next TUF and Sanchez/Guida. Goldie had me worrying.
by Sokonojudo on Jun 20, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Megan Fox and her toethumbs
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would
still do things to her illegal in 37 states.
by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's still plenty hot...
but they’re a bit creepy.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get married
for 17 years. I would suck on that thumb.
by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hands down the creepiest thing I’ve ever heard
by blackzag05 on Jun 20, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Notice...
the hands are not in frame
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow. 2 words.
camel toe.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Toethumbs?
That some West MI thing the East haven’t caught on to?
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-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could careless what her thumbs look like because

The rest is Okie Dokie.
by Deo Wade on Jun 20, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Toethumbs was also from a Seinfeld episode
by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Transformers sucks
fightlockdown.com
by The Legend on Jun 20, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Rodimus Prime will jack your shit up.
by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shirley, you can't be serious
The whole franchise?
The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.
by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just the shit Ehren Kruger writes.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Optimus Prime was loosely based on Fedor.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nuh uh! Optimus Prime dies.
Fedor will armbar time if it tries to attack him.
by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hello World
My Bloody Elbow account was just activated. Pleasure to be in the company of you folks.
The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.
by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What's up man...
welcome
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice to have you here
fightlockdown.com
by The Legend on Jun 20, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RAWWRRRRRRRR
JUST BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
Salud
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gesundheit
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by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can someone provide the GIF please?
by Deo Wade on Jun 20, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I carry some kind of reputation even among my fans here, don’t I?
by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For what it's worth, I like you

I also like this gif.
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by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Konichiwa Bitch.
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The firefighter jokes are too easy here.
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by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"Well you know what, where's my golden shower, Phyllis?"
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you're interested, I know a website...
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by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
...it was an Office reference for those that didn't know
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“The firefighter, Chris Lytle will try to douse Kevin “The Fire” Burns.
Shoot me in the head.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
makes sense why my roommate, a firefighter, just said, i’m rooting for Lytle.
i’m pretty sure he doesn’t know too much about fights, other than that.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m glad for this powerlifting commercial. I wasn’t getting my daily dose of stupid.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
did you see the one of the gymnast on the bike?
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kinda like that one.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, shit, there’s a hot girl in it.
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fair enough.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not surprised.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That one is okay
On account of making me tingle.
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by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Fight Night/TUF Finale commercial breaks are the longest in television history.
by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is this fight
televised??? Lytle has 17 losses, Burns isn’t that good IMO.
Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?
by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone know anything about the Kennedy kid who beat the Goat last night?
by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you see it?
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by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but that
was the first time seeing Kennedy fight.
by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Army Ranger With Great Jitz
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw he had a nasty ground game. Just wondered if it was a “lucky” night or if he was for real.
by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read somewhere recently,
probably on BE, he just got back from either Afghanistan, or Iraq for 18 months
Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?
by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s been keeping a blog about serving oversees for either FL or 5oz.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lytle looks in better shape than usual.
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is anyone else surprised that the UFC is still allowing Tito to sponsor fighters?
fightlockdown.com
by The Legend on Jun 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Money is money
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twitter TRACKER!
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Danga danga da danga dang
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Lytle…chill out with the power shots. Pick your…oh he just got rocked
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Eye pokes, groin kicks
Burns has it all
Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?
by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoosh
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
for serious
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burns 10-9
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What a bittersweet weekend
I went 5-1 on the Strikeforce card, and if Burns keeps this up, I’ll be 0-3 on the main card tonight.
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by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
But you’re on Bloody Elbow now, so that makes up for it :)
by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s like one organization features more competitive fights than the other… weird…
by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
XD
I’ve been lurking for a while. And it’s not like I made 5 crazy picks or anything, they were pretty easy last night.
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by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kevin Burns looks like Rich Franklin
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Post Silvaing
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Forget what I said
This is more exciting than both of the last two fights
Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?
by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
got to say this
This fight is awesome
"All I guarantee is Violence" - Wand
by rockied on Jun 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So far, this is playing right into the Chris Lytle Fight of the Night formula
by MMAussie on Jun 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How many does he have now?
Guy can make a pretty tidy little salary if he keeps being an exciting gatekeeper.
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by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure he has won 3 previously
He can definitely make a decent salary fighting the way he does. He wouldn’t want to lose this one though.
by MMAussie on Jun 20, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
daaaaaaaaaaaang. again with the nut shot.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Joe Rogan loves
nut shots
"All I guarantee is Violence" - Wand
by rockied on Jun 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kevin Burns has a broken toe that causes him to kick Chris Lytle in the balls repeatedly.
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Out out, you demons of stupidity!
by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
you think rogan is numb to it because of weed?
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s not the weed that has caused his numbness.
by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
orchicetomy? (can’t spell)
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burns may try to work in an eyepoke. the groin shots aren’t working.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
pearson winner was good
Outstanding?
"All I guarantee is Violence" - Wand
by rockied on Jun 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Goldie just say the Winner/Pearson fight was outstanding?
fightlockdown.com
by The Legend on Jun 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nope
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And thats the fight
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by rockied on Jun 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
NO POINT?
"All I guarantee is Violence" - Wand
by rockied on Jun 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no he didnt
"All I guarantee is Violence" - Wand
by rockied on Jun 20, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He absolutely did not
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
19-19
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
seriously. just a warning now? no point deduction?
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by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How many nutshots do you get? Is it unlimited if you hit them differently each time?
by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“The more you know.”
Keep firing Assholes!
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You lose one for the low blow
But get one for creativity.
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by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keek to de balls, knee to de balls.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DON'T. YOU. EV. VER. DO DIS.
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by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHA.
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by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burns has more fouls per fight than anyone.
by Dropkick434 on Jun 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap Burns...
Gushing
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by rockied on Jun 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Lytle put a knife on his glove?
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by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to watch "live" tonight here in Seattle
Is this card worth watching? Rate it from 1-10 because I’ve skipped past the comments and results.
Andy Reid is the only coach in NFL history that uses the pass to set up the pass.
by SSreporters on Jun 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Any exciting fights or great moments?
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by SSreporters on Jun 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this one is pretty dece so far. lytle-burns. but i do like me some blood.
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by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright...look forward to watching.
Sounds decent but not great.
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by SSreporters on Jun 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes Mike, that cut DOES look to be on the left side there.
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cut the guy a break, he’s still getting that stuff straight.
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by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
looks like it's on the left side
Really Mike??? Ray Charles could see that
Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?
by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Unless
you are Browns corner. Then it would be a right.
by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't try to confuse me
Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?
by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sexiness.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Twiggly McGee
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good fight considering it's a battle for who gets to be the better gatekeeper.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
haha
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Rogan makes a statement
Goldberg says “no question”
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by rockied on Jun 20, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Burns has a chin
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by rockied on Jun 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What i learned from the TUF Finale
Dana White (and Mike Goldberg?) is on Twitter
Joe Rogan has a comedy special
Bruce Buffer cannot pronounce British cities correctly
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If you don’t have DirecTV you aren’t a sports fan.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well done.
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twerk?
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lytle should spend the last 30 seconds kicking Burns in the nuts repeatedly.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
agreed.
"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva
by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
29-28 Lytle
JUST KEEP SWINGING
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
29-28 Lytle
Nice comeback after the first round
by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Another day, another supplimental cheque for Chris Lytle.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Chris Lytle must make pretty good money for at best a gatekeeper
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by rockied on Jun 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
His opponent gets one too – he’s stimulating the economy.
And it’s check, you fucking Limey Canuck whatever.
by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You language bastardizing Americans! Go down to your language centre and learn to speak eh.
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Such a thing does not exist. We do have centers, though.
If you’ll excuse me I’m off for some authentic Mexican case-a-dillas with ja-la-penoes
by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Supplemental
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
like everybody else
i think it’s 29-28, Lytle. Burns didn’t want to be in there at the end.
by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They might as well name “Fight of the Night Bonus” to “Lights Out Bonus”
by The Bronzeville Bully on Jun 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gameplan:
RAWRRRRRRRR I’M COMING TO HIT YOU!!!!!
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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
God...
it bugs the shit out of me that Burns holds an official win over AJ
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but revenge was sweet
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by rockied on Jun 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
True...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most underrated KO of last year?
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good thing Rumble took care of that.
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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LYTLE LYTLE LYTLE
But who knows the way the judges are tonight
by Lewish on Jun 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shoulda took a point from Burns
after the 13th groin shot
Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?
by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
idk if we coulda asked for more… but we coulda asked for less nutshots.
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