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UFC Ultimate Fighter 9 Finale - Live Results and Commentary

9010-29_sanchezguidatuf10weigh_mediumAs with every major show, Bloodyelbow.com will be here to bring you live results and commentary for The Ultimate Fighter 9 Finale. The live blog will start with the beginning of the Spike broadcast (9pm ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.

As always we have our one rule: NO SPOILERS! In the interest of not ruining anything from the undercard that may make the broadcast we ask that you do not discuss the results of the undercard in the comments until either the broadcast ends or the fight makes the air.

So again, join us for the show and share your thoughts as the event unfolds.

The broadcast is live...so here we go.

Nate Diaz vs. Joe Stevenson - Round 1 - Joe with a quick takedown and Diaz with a tight guillotine but Joe gets out.  Joe is stacking him up and Landing some punches to the face.  A couple elbows by Joe now.  This is the strategy we need to see from Joe, just get on top and go to work.  Back crucifix position by Stevenson.  Stevenson rolls and is hammering Nate with punches.  Diaz turns and gets on top.  Stevenson locks in his trademark guillotine deep.  Joe rolls him and ends up on top and Nate gets out which is amazing because that was deep.  Nate stands up and is caught by Joe who lands some solid knees and Nate has to go down to 3 points to avoid the knees and so Stevenson works the body.  ROund ends and it was 10-9 Stevenson.  Round 2 - Stevenson with a quick takedown and Nate with a guillotine attempt again but he can't finish it.  Side control now but Joe scrables and gets to his feet.  Joe is kneeing to the legs now and Nate has to stand up.  Takedown by Joe into side control and he is absolutely dominating.  Now Nate gets half guard back.  Full guard and Stevenson lands some shots.  They're back to standing and Joe has him pressed against the cage.  Takedown again into half guard.  Joe postures up and lands some nice shots.  The round ends and it was another clear Stevenson round 10-9.  Round 3 - Diaz won't touch hands to start the final round (just like the first round).  Joe with a takedown again.  Nate with a takedown when they stand back up and Nate is trying to get on top but Joe is fighting him.  Finally Joe gets full guard and Nate pushes him to the fence.  Nate throws some punches and then trys to get side control and then goes for a guillotine but can't finish.  Now they stand up and Joe is landing knees to Nate who has 3 points down.  Nate says "come on get to work bitch" and Joe says "get off your knee" and then Joe lands a strike again.  They separate and there is a minute left.  Failed takedown by nate. Right hand lands for Stevenson.  The round ends and it was probably a 10-9 Diaz round to make it 29-28 Stevenson on my card.  Official scorecards: 29-28 across the board.  Joe Stevenson wins by unanimous decision.

Andre Winner vs. Ross Pearson - Round 1 - Right hand by Pearson.  Leg kick from Winner and now counter shots from Ross.  Winner presses him against the cage.  Knees to the body by both men.  USA chant by the crowd...which is lame.  Pearson now has Winner against the fence and was looking for a takedown.  Short elbow by Andre and then they exchange knees to the body.  Knee to the body by Winner and it lands square to Pearson's cup so the action is briefly stopped.  They start it up again and both men land some punches in a good exchange.  Winner lands some nice knees and punches to close the round and that should win it for him.  10-9 Winner.  Round 2 - Leg kick by Pearson.  Right hand by Ross now lands solid.  Knees by Pearson now and he is turning up the heat.  Winner now has Pearson pressed against the fence.  Hard fight to write about as it is all small movements with guys pushed against the cage.  Winner keeps him pushed against the cage and finally they separate.  Head kick by Pearson is blocked.  Right hand by Pearson and a knee to the body.  The round ends with a Winner flurry but I think Pearson tied it up with a 10-9 round.  Round 3 -  Pearson now has Winner pushed against the cage and lands a short uppercut.  More uppercuts by Pearson who is trying to muscle out the round.  WInner is able to turn though  and they have distance.  Punch scores for Winner and now both men land hooks.  Winner can't get a takedown and again has Pearson pressed against the cage.  Body shot by Pearson and now Winner pushes him right back against the cage.  Winner still has him against the cage and lands a few shots.  Pearson now turns and almost gets a takedown but can't quite finish.  Pearson with a few nice elbows and now a few punches.  Now Winner with a few punches.  Hard jab by Pearson and now Winner is throwing back.  Thirty seconds left.  FIght ends with both guys flurrying and a nice knee and elbow by Pearson and Winner is bleeding as we await the decision.  10-9 Pearson gives him the 29-28 win on my card.  Official Scorecards: 29-28 across the board.  Ross Pearson wins by unanimous decision.

Chris Lytle vs. Kevin Burns - Round 1 - They're slugging to start out.  RIght hand lands for Lytle and Burns is landing leg kicks now.  Good to see Burns isn't gunshy after the big KO in his last fight.  Right hand by Lytle now.  A lot of strikes being thrown now.  Nice shot by Burns lands and Lytle is just a bit too wild now.  Right hand by Chris lands hard.  Body kick by Burns lands and now a low kick.  Right hand by Burns now and he's starting to take over the round by being calm and picking shots rather than Lytle just winging power.  Burns lands a big power shot and Lytle's legs buckle and a few more punches force Chris to shoot in.  Elbow by Burns and now some BIG shots and Lytle is getting stung badly.  The round ends and saves Lytle.  10-9 Burns easy.  Round 2- Lytle still looks a little wobbly.  Big RIght by Lytle and Burns is hurt!  Now Burns is unloading again.  Burns with a takedown into half guard now but Lytle stands right back up.  Body shot by Lytle and a right hand and Burns is gassing a little and looks like he is folding under the power of Chris.  Big body shots by Lytle now.  Chris just keeps going to the body and it is paying off big time.  Low kick by Burns again.  They restart and Lytle keeps working the body and power shots.  Knee lands to Chris' cup and they stop again.  The round ends with both guys throwing but Lytle won it easy 10-9  Round 3 - Lytle catches a kick and lands a big counter punch that has Burns bleeding badly.  Body shot lands for Lytle and then a return body shot by Burns.  Superman punch from Burns misses.  Right hand lands by Lytle now.  Right hand by Lytle stumbles Burns a little.  Good left hook by Lytle.  Burns is firing back but he's just losing the fight ever since the bell saved Lytle in the first.  Big shots by Lytle.  Burns still throwing kicks.  Head kick misses for Burns.  Lytle with a jab and right hand.  The fight ends and I had it 29-28 Lytle.  Official Scorecards:  29-28 across the board.  Chris Lytle wins by unanimous decision.

James Wilks vs. Damarques Johnson - Round 1 -Right left combo by Wilks lands hard and now some knees from the clinch. Johnson with a right hand. Big three punch combo by Wilks and some knees from the clinch.  Now Johnson responds with big shots.  Johnson tries for a takedown and Wilks reverses to get on top in Johnson's guard.  Wilks sits into a heel hook and now is on bottom eating elbows.  USA chants ringing out.  Wilks locks a deep triangle and is .landing elbows.  Johnson gets out and goes into an omoplata which is deep.  Johnson gets out but now has his back taken standing.  Trip takedown and Wilks looking for the rear naked choke.  With 10 seconds left Johnson has to tap out!  Wilks looked like a beast!  WOW!  James Wilks wins by submission (rear naked choke), round 1.

Clay Guida vs. Diego Sanchez - Round 1 - Diego runs across and is throwing big shots.  Clay is firing back.  This is nuts!  Guda is hurt.  It's just 30 seconds of insane action.  Diego is jus going and going and now Guida with a double leg into Diego's guard.  Diego is moving his hips and controling Guida's wrist looking for an armbar.  Clay with some elbows now.  Diego stands up and they're banging again.  Clay has had his mouthpiece out for most of the round and they put it back in.  Clay's nose is looking like it is broken.  High kick by Sanchez and Guida goes down but he gets up and is still coming forward.  Flying knee by Diego.  Right hand landed for Clay.  Diego is throwing BOMBS!  SIngle leg attempt by Diego and he cant finish but he gets him down with a trip.  Diego in half guard.  They stand back up and the round ends 10-9 Diego.  That was INSANE!  Round 2 - Clay with the takedown early here.  Elbows from Clay now.  Diego trying to get his feet on the hips and create space to either stand up or maybe get his hips moving for an armbar.  Guida throwing some ground and pound elbows and punches.  Big Guida chants through the building.  Elbows from the bottom by Diego now and he is going nuts.  More and more elbows from Diego and i think Clay is bleeding from the top of his head.  The round ends and it could go either way.  I'm going to go Clay 10-9 to even it up.  Round 3 - Clay landing a good shot in the opening seconds.  Diego slips and Clay charges forward.  Head kick from Diego misses.  Uppercut by Diego and he defends a takedown.  Guida is spending too much time striking here and not working for takedowns.  Right hand by Clay lands solid.  Right hand counter by Clay again.  A few more right hand counters.  Clay shoots and Diego takes his back as he slips.  Diego tries to lock in an arm triangle but ends up on bottom.  Clay defending a kimura now.  Thirty seconds left and I have Clay winning this fight through the counterpunches this round.  Big shots as it ends by Guida and I gave it to him 10-9 and I actually have Clay Guida winning 29-28.  What a GREAT fight.  I mean GREAT!  Official Scorecards: 29-28 Guida, 29-27 Sanchez, 29-28 Sanchez.  Diego Sanchez wins by split decision.  No possible bad decision there.  It could have reasonably been a Guida, Sanchez or Draw card and it was fair.

The Ultimate Fighter 9 Finale coverage

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I'm really baffled

On why they’re tape delaying this on the West Coast.

So I’ll be watching tonight but respectfully declining to look at the results.

Either way I’m stoked at a good fight card like this!

Andy Reid is the only coach in NFL history that uses the pass to set up the pass.

by SSreporters on Jun 20, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm on the west coast

And it’s starts at 6:00 p.m. in L.A. through DirecTv. What time does it start for you?

"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"

by RearNakedChoker on Jun 20, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HD signal isn’t delayed. Satellite might be different as well. They tape delay the SD to 9 though.

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you're bored...

the Ring Magazine Heavyweight Championship is about to be decided on ESPN Classic.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If you want to be bored*

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am watching this season for the first time right now and man Pearce is a little b*tch

fightlockdown.com

by The Legend on Jun 20, 2009 6:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“Jump weight! Jump weight! I’ll smash your eyeballs”

by Nick Thomas on Jun 20, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Kllitschko just jabbed his way to win the Rings World HW title in Germany. Fight recap: R1 jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… 1-2… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… 1-2… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… jab… 1-2… jab… jab… jab… jab…

Keep firing Assholes!

Out out, you demons of stupidity!

by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Does anybody know why the UFC took off Jason Dent’s first two UFC fights on his profile?

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by The Legend on Jun 20, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

they sure have handled dent weird...

they should have played up the fact that he’d fought in the ufc already while on the show…but they didn’t

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m the only person on Earth that has him losing this fight, aren’t I?

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i also think so

he’s pretty bad. dollar has some kind of mental problem in the cage though

by yngjzy on Jun 20, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s almost showtime.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah … actually like Pierson (Pearson?). looking forward to this.

war Guida!

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

For christ’s sake. If people can’t understand the Brits, that’s their fault. Don’t subtitle them.

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so true.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have more trouble understanding the mushmouthed Diaz bros than the Brits

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there are a couple who need it but most of them it’s insulting to see

by yngjzy on Jun 20, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greatest. Subtitles. Ever.

by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

they should subtitle Hendo. dude’s got marbles in his mouth.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We are live….

by Nick Thomas on Jun 20, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Roll Call!

i’ve escaped the funny farm for a week and as my reward i get to see this (i work there, not a client, I swear). but who else is here?!

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is my house!

I built this house!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is Brent’s house. I clean this house.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you!

Your house rocks. Live blogs are amazing :D

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ich bin hier.

Stevenson looks like he wants to be Jason Schwartzman.

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m in. I need a ridiculous pushup challenge pour le finale.

Keep firing Assholes!

Out out, you demons of stupidity!

by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Times Rogan says "CRAZY!"

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Number?

Keep firing Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

50 for each subtitled word?
and an automatic 200 if Joe Daddy wins by guillotine?

ridiculous enough?

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

50 per subtitling, 50 every time joe gets screamy

Keep firing Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hi

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm here

for a bit anyway.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like how they’re making it sound like Bisping created UK MMA. I love me some Bisping…but come on

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Quick, name the most influential British MMArtist ever.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ian Freeman

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOOM!

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ian Freeman

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does Bisping have to win a belt to surpass him? Or does being seen by millions of people count?

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s obviously more well known now…but that’s a different question than influence. Freeman is the reason Bisping exists. Bisping probably will be the “British legend” when all is said and done, but Freeman is the guy who inspired the Bisping era guys.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think, by sheer default, Bisping will change things more than Freeman did. And I hate Bisping. You’re saying there is nothing he can do?

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s like anything else. overall Bisping will be more influential when all is said and done, but for his era (the “start of MMA period”) it is Freeman.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Billy Reilly

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great

American right there!

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Billy is from Wigan

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Inglorious Basterds commercial ftw

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope Ingloriuos Basterds ends up being better than the early Cannes reviews.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Time to get me some ultraviolence.

Keep firing Assholes!

Out out, you demons of stupidity!

by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow cool hadn’t seen the inglorious Bastards trailer yet

by starvin on Jun 20, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

PSA: Rogan’s new special immediately follows TUF finale.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pot Smoking Announcement?

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

could we get to some fucking fighting already?

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

watch DREAM or SENGOKU much?

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

god no. who watches that japanese shit? i mean seriously.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stevenson by bbeing able to wrestle

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe Daddy unemployed if he loses?

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is strikeforce unemployment?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably. Diaz by triangle.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

With a double barrel bird shooter

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe

but he will be $30k richer for his FotN loss.

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably, I wouldn’t be surprised if he switched over to the WEC since he was talking about it before the Diego fight.

fightlockdown.com

by The Legend on Jun 20, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I fecking hate Green Day. Fake pop punk assweasels.

Keep firing Assholes!

Out out, you demons of stupidity!

by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gotta say I don’t mind the trend of solid lightweight fights opening a UFC event

by starvin on Jun 20, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i’ve got him picked. but it won’t be an easy win for him.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope Joe throws out his bad boxing for this one.

Keep firing Assholes!

Out out, you demons of stupidity!

by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He has to or he's getting jabbed to death

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buffer has been hitting the tanning booth. Looked like an oompa-loompa for a sec.

by Sokonojudo on Jun 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Buffer...sigh

Seems like he tries too hard to me

by jrobb20 on Jun 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m here

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? ... That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 28, 2008

by lovingmma25 on Jun 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if Joe elects to stand, he’s gonna get eaten up. if it goes to the ground, he’s gonna get triangled. and by the look on his face, i think he knows it.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So …guillotine or bust?

by starvin on Jun 20, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nate: >:(

Keep firing Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear lord Diaz's takedown d is bad

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I doubt he cares

if he gets taken down, his BJJ is good enough normally to deal with it. So I doubt he practices TD defense very much.

by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he doesn’t mind being taken down?

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You think he'd have learned after Guida

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh … Diaz is having probs with Joe’s strength.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who’s yo daddy?

Keep firing Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

man. he’s flexible.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s like fighting Gumby with a lisp.

by Deo Wade on Jun 20, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Gary Goodridge position.

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

huh … really surprised by this. daaaaaaaaaang.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh come on. wow. that was a vicious guillotine.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

indeed

credit to Nate for surviving that one.

by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought nate was going to sleep.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Diaz bro’s brain’s can operate on less oxygen than a normal person.

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

scientifically proven fact. ^

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good round

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? ... That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 28, 2008

by lovingmma25 on Jun 20, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe Daddy 10-9

Just using the Guida gameplan

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You mean dominating and trying to submit?

by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never knew that Guida went for so many subs.

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Besides the subs, obviously

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

do both guys have the same game plan? guillotines?

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL @ Nate raising his hands.

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

diaz raised his arms like he actually did something? wtf? that’s nearly a 10-8 round. diaz got fucking dominated.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that opening guillotine attempt...

saved him

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd have raised my hands to

If I just survived having a Torniquet around my neck.

by Deo Wade on Jun 20, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's REAL Joe!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hard to score that one

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by lovingmma25 on Jun 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Them Diaz's

Even getting owned, He raises his hands

Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?

by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think he was proclaiming victory over the round

by starvin on Jun 20, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow … this is a really different joe daddy.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Greg Jackson effect

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did he do the nipple tweak?

by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think so

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greg Jackson works miracles.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he looks exactly the same

by yngjzy on Jun 20, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twitter TRACKER

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

awkward convo between Goldie and Rogan.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

mike goldberg

does not know what twitter is

by starvin on Jun 20, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How can he be on it “a little”?

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

…exactly

by starvin on Jun 20, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lucky him

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i’m sure he has his own ideas. he probably thinks it’s something special to do with the pillow talk that will ensue later.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Knee to the body…
Someone’s been hangoug out with GSP

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe as an example to avoid

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the class is “Weed and Jiu Jitsu 101”, yes.

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey guys, just back from work

How’s the fight so far?

by Gong on Jun 20, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Only been this one

and so far so good. Stevenson dominating.

by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ooh, good stuff. I like them both, but it’s nice to see Stevenson doing well so far.

by Gong on Jun 20, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

man … this is a great fight so fark. really surprised Nate is this nonplussed.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Made it!

Did I miss anything yet?

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by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this is the 1st fight being aired now.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rogan just called Nick Diaz top ten P4P

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How much does a dimebag weigh?

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Daddy 20-18

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I agree

Can’t see it being any other way

by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its the drugs talking

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's the fact that the UFC wants Nick back

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn skippy.

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by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nick diaz is what the UFC needs

by The Bronzeville Bully on Jun 20, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh Oh

is this match getting the Frank Mir treatment?

by Deo Wade on Jun 20, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who you think his supplier is

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

third time

with that same takedown … nate has no answer.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can't Nate

just show SOME class?? ……just a tad?

Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?

by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not if he’s losing

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glove touching is for pussies. Only quality thing Nate’s done in the fight (outside of that throw just now).

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like it at the beginning of the fight, and at the end of a round, otherwise fight on!

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by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Instead of tapping gloves, the guy putting his arm out should get a punch in the face.

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d love to see that if someone tried a bro-hug in the middle of a fight.

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by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same

I don’t mind it, but too much can be too much.

by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, fuck that, homie

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+ throwing the birds

by Deo Wade on Jun 20, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mIm

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

..l.. (-_-) ..l..

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice toss by Nate. He has to finish to win, though.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Much of this fight is like watching circus contortionists fight. Weird sub attempts and positions :\

by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

World class scrambling.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It ain’t shitty boixing

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Top of the food chain jiu jitsu.

by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Come on Joe get to work bitch"

Classy!

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like NAte is copying Ben Saunders

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by The Legend on Jun 20, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

gee, nate

Joe’s been out-working you the whole fight. you’re a moron.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you saying

Professing my love for large cans is somehow,, not classy??? Doesn’t everyone?

Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?

by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Thats great!! My wifes even laughing

Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?

by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Way to fuck up my parlay first fight in, Nate.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no, Joe! do not engage in sloppy fucking kickboxing. dumbass!

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Nate needs to put on some weight.

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I agree

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m still not used to this height difference.

by Gong on Jun 20, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Stevenson 30-27

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

29-28 Joe

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Which round do you think Diaz won?

by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Last one was close

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I gave him r3...

but can see 30-27 (or even 30-26) if you like

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Daddy with an ideal Team Quest victory.

My parlay has been ruined, too.

by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Team Quest know what submissions are?

by MMAussie on Jun 20, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it’s called a front headlock, pussy.

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

? I imagine that’s how TQ would respond…

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wargodz!!!

How taste my pee pee pee? LIKE WIN!!! Thank you Machida!

by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

29-28 Joe easy. Anything other than a Stevenson UD is a horrible call

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You’re a witch!

How taste my pee pee pee? LIKE WIN!!! Thank you Machida!

by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If she weighed the same as a duck… she’s made of wood.

…and therefore

A WITCH!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

She turned me into a newt

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...I got better

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec’d for Holy Grail reference.

by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like this new Joe Daddy

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

why are people saying this

he doesn’t look any different

by yngjzy on Jun 20, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He threw out the shitty boxing

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he fought someone who couldn't defend his takedowns

he only boxed with diego because he had to

by yngjzy on Jun 20, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

His boxing is doo doo and he had insisted on sticking with it.

by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its

actually the old Joe by way of the old Joe into this new found Joe.

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Classic

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol Chuck Norris

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't mind having chuck with me at all times.

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by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

29-28???

dude. i had it 30-26, because i’d score the first round 10-8.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I had it 30-27, but can see 29-28 I guess. 30-26 I don’t see at all.

by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, to be fair

i deduct a point from either Diaz brother on general douchebagginess.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What was up with his ear???

Creator of the FightMatrix rating system.

by JCS_FM on Jun 20, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that was his mouthpiece.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why did he have a mouthpiece in his ear?

by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He hung it over the ear.

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just put it on top of the ear as a "safe spot" so you don't lose it

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you want reason from a diaz?

i suppose he didn’t want to hold it in his hand.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hearing Nate Diaz talk reminded him too much of Mike Tyson. He wasn’t taking any chances.

by Deo Wade on Jun 20, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So we know to beat Diaz you stay close and hump him wrestling style.

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

just like beating his brother

that’s how Karo, Sherk, Riggs and Diego ran him out of the UFC.

"the spirit of your average dumbass with more overblown rhetoric" OR "the self-appointed savior of MMA"

by Kid Nate on Jun 20, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So we know to beat Diaz you stay close and hump him wrestling style. dominate position.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Greg Jackson

does not sleep. He waits.

by starvin on Jun 20, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Christ, Ali would absolutely murder Mike Tyson.

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Prison Tyson?

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is the key combo to activate Mike’s “Bite” attack?

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

up up down down left right left right b a start

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by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Tyson is a pussy...

who folded any time someone wasn’t afraid of him and got back in his face

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it’s obvious that after Cus died Tyson wasn’t the same fighter. Watching his fights from his different “eras” makes it very noticeable. Obviously I know you to be a big boxing fan, and I don’t know much, just speaking on wat I’ve noticed previously.

by Loot on Jun 21, 2009 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dunno ...

i think he’d embarrass him and play with him for 10-12 rounds. not really murder. mugging, maybe.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Considering that he used to punch old ladies in the face and steal their purse...

and…you know…rape.

Embarrassment is too good for Tyson.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

reminds me of the old joke

why does Mike Tyson always cry after sex?

mace, bitch.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

wow. i’ve never heard that one. but wow. i’ll have to remember that one. lol

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd for Awesomeness

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by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oddly

ESPN classic has been showing Tyson fights all night

by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wish they were showing Ali fights.

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tapout: The Movie

by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just had an AWESOME local commercial for a krav maga school.

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

KNEE HIM IN THE BALLS YOUNG GRASSHOPPER

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

- Scene from "The Krav Maga" kid

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by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“I need a volunteer…”

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

indeed.

massive blood loss does cause death.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whodathunkit

How taste my pee pee pee? LIKE WIN!!! Thank you Machida!

by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH NO! THE PEACH!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome as in awesome? or awesome as in funny?

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome as in funny. They used what I can only describe as a “vampire effect” on the video. If you’ve seen True Blood, you know what I’m talking about.

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotcha

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Alright Winner. I called you winning the whole thing when the season started…

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

them be a lot of subtitles.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why the subtitles?

Is he really that hard to understand?

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by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’d be lost without them.

by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ross is a bit harder, but Andre wasnt necessary imo

by starvin on Jun 20, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The average American is befuddled and scared of the actual English language.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait.

We speak English? I thought it was American???

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

English is America's garlic

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

tastes great on everything? or kills us like vampires?

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Annoys us like vampires

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotcha.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That

is because the are from mexico.

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ready for a TUF finale? Don’t really care, but hey…

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ll take Jenny in this fight.

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Winner should probably go train somewhere else if he only trains three days a week

fightlockdown.com

by The Legend on Jun 20, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck the Operating Theatans messing with my mental powers

puts on tinfoil hat

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mine's a much better Viking Helmet

Is MMA Nation up yet? I feel like a idiot sitting here with silent brainwaves.

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-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

500

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thats like nothing for you now right?

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope. I can do 120 in one shot.

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too

oh…i thought we were talking Tostidos chips.

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

impressive.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got merit listed for the Canadian Army late entry officer program. Gotta stay in shape.

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Out out, you demons of stupidity!

by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

best wishes.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have the new Tiger Woods and the new fancy motion dealy for the Wii makes it really fun. But Grand Slam Tennis is better.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thinking about getting a Wii for the motion plus + tiger woods 2010 deal

How taste my pee pee pee? LIKE WIN!!! Thank you Machida!

by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you like golf...

it’s as good of a “video game golf experience” as I’ve ever felt. Even including that pretty cool real swing golf or whatever it was for the PS2 that came with a set of gloves connected to cables and a club

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How's the putting?

How taste my pee pee pee? LIKE WIN!!! Thank you Machida!

by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Odd...

I haven’t gotten used to it…it’s the one kind of “gimmicky” feeling element

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I loved Mario Golf. The mathematics on it made so much sense.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG LIGH CHESTER? BUFFFFFFFFER

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

For our non-British friends, it’s pronounced LESS-ter

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh!

hey, there’s another fight between all the commercials.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay!

Any time Rogan does the “one is a white guy” it makes me happy because that has always driven me crazy with boxing and MMA
the easiest way to tell them apart is skin color

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought I was the only one who thought that.

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twitter TRACKER

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NO!!! Now missing fights!!!

Obligatory family dinner – cannot miss Guida/Sanchez!

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kill your family!

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, no ...

no advocating the Benoit treatment. bad form.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

play dead

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

USA chant? really?

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

theytookourjob!

by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Durka durrr!!!

Love south park.

How taste my pee pee pee? LIKE WIN!!! Thank you Machida!

by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

derpa derpa derrrrr

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Day Took Err Jawbs!

by Sokonojudo on Jun 20, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

awdamn furriners

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

knee maur merkkans

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s really a shame they make these guys where the TUF shorts sans advertisements.

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh my nertz … looked like a double nut-shot, IMO.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hit te thigh and slid up it seemed

by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s not faking it, Joe.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I know we have given Goldie and Joe some shit about their announcing. But these two are worlds better than the Strikeforce announcers.

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mauro is an absolute train wreck and Johnson should be put on a piece of ice and sent out to sea.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Mauro… we’re setting you adrift.”

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You people still do that, right?

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Global warming is a severe threat to our cultural heritage.

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And your supply of delicious polar bear meat.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The polar bears just eat people now taht they can’t get out on the ice.

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s the circle of life.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its easy to say that when you don’t run the risk of becoming bear shit.

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cover yourself in oil. They won’t fuck with you.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Mr. Expert. Why not just cover myself in balsamic vinegarette and bacon bits as well?

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, the black stuff – all those seals and ducks didn’t get eaten by bears, now did they?

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hungry bears eat whatever they feel like.

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

then you might as well wrap up in bacon :D

but not the canadian variety.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Canadian bacon is too good to waste on bears

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i am not a fan of it to be honest.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

>:(

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That shit is ham. H-A-M.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

please don’t kill me.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It be like losing Wilson from Castaway.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We need more Action. Stop breathing and give us more Action!!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was furious

over that fucking ref last night. ^ punch combo lands and he is screaming 2nd warning! action!

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

10-9 for the brit

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol. nice

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by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

10-9 winner? I don't envy the judges

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I gave it to winner on the end of the round flurry

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

via

Cecil People card 10-7 Machida

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL why have I never seen this before?

rec’d

by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

so very Rec’d.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

REC

How taste my pee pee pee? LIKE WIN!!! Thank you Machida!

by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I give that round to Winner… barely

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cause it’s AMERICA!!!

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by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...I think it's bec-

1!

2!

3!

USA!

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by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But

I like Diaz, Shields, Hughes and the other “Dickheads of MMA”.

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like

guys who fight. But almost all of these guys show respect after the fight (except the Diaz boys).

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

/\ This

Is this supposed to make me boo you less?

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Refs stand fights up too quickly but they separate guys from the “cage hump” far too rarely.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

because grandma is watching the tuf finale?

by starvin on Jun 20, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bricklaying is a shitty job.

Keep firing Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Unless it's jizz mopping.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

10-9 for the Brit with the clinch work.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

19-19

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Great way to end the round, Goldie.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

only a KO can save this fight. pretty boring.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else think the whole “six-figure contract” thing sounds too much like a pro wrestling gimmick?

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It beats the hell out of a five figure contract.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

fightlockdown.com

by The Legend on Jun 20, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because

it is over 3-5 fights and they can dump you on the under card? Or is it the cheap watch?

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sports Entertainmet gives out a mill.

…And then let you go after giving you a quarter of it.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope Winner

Gets knocked out

Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?

by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i hope winner wins.

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by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate to say it

but I don’t see either of these guys getting anywhere in the UFC.

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Really? You don’t see two mediocre British fighters getting anywhere in the black hole known as the UFC’s 155 division?

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The UFC is letting EA advertise Fight Night on its mats?

They must not be too concerned about that competing MMA game they’re developing.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well, you’re looking at headliners in Adrenaline in a couple of months.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

UFC Sexhundred!

/shaking

by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sexpocalypse 2009: The Fall Of Las Vegas

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not very good at all, Mike.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pearson 29-28

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s what i’ve got

by MMAussie on Jun 20, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And they went to commercial >.<

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Winner 34-17

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That left was pretty serious.

by Deo Wade on Jun 20, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate the clinch. Always have, always will.

by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You might want to check out X-ARM

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m so there.

by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate the clinch in boxing, but in MMA at least there’s a chance something will happen.

by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So does Rich Franklin

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dinner is ready.

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well done sir.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing wrong with the clinch

As long as it’s more like the last round, where people are doing something other than just holding each other against the cage.

by ricker2005 on Jun 20, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

These days, it seems more often than not it’s the latter.

I love the muay thai clinch, but the rest is just Team Quest mucky muck to me. Turns the fight into mud.

by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice tenacious d reference.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blood pouring out of the nose with that last knee.

How taste my pee pee pee? LIKE WIN!!! Thank you Machida!

by IHateMMA on Jun 20, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Guaranteed split decision?

by MMAussie on Jun 20, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn! Pearson with some nice shots to end it.

29-28 Ross. As much as I like Winner he never did anything that looked like he was trying to win…it was like he wanted to win a decision and was willing to try to just press without doing damage all fight.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I have a feeling Pearson’s gonna get jobbed by the non-Pride scoring.

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ross baby!

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Happy B-Day Mrs. Pearson!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Here’s your trophy: The Celeste sisters for the rest of the weekend.

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Out out, you demons of stupidity!

by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good to know I wasn’t the only one thinking it.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You sick fuck :P

Keep firing Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bang The Champ booking

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not the outcome that I wanted, but I’m indifferent about it for some reason.

by Deo Wade on Jun 20, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m glad Pearson took it, if only because it takes a lot to go out there in the last round knowing you might be down two rounds and really stick it to the other guy Too many fighters fold at the end when they’re behind because of lack of conditioning or heart.

by ricker2005 on Jun 20, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sanchez vs. Guida next

Must throw Pizza back in the oven.

by Deo Wade on Jun 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Only 4 fights? Damn Spike you stingy.

by Sokonojudo on Jun 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

5 fights tonight guaranteed

Burns/Lytle is on the main card

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good. I only heard next TUF and Sanchez/Guida. Goldie had me worrying.

by Sokonojudo on Jun 20, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Megan Fox and her toethumbs

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would

still do things to her illegal in 37 states.

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's still plenty hot...

but they’re a bit creepy.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get married

for 17 years. I would suck on that thumb.

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hands down the creepiest thing I’ve ever heard

by blackzag05 on Jun 20, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Notice...

the hands are not in frame

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow. 2 words.

camel toe.

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by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is a fucking moose knuckle.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

it does look like a toe. thats impressive.

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by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Toethumbs?

That some West MI thing the East haven’t caught on to?

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

XBOX 360 24/7

by spectaa on Jun 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rodimus Prime will jack your shit up.

by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shirley, you can't be serious

The whole franchise?

The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.

by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just the shit Ehren Kruger writes.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Optimus Prime was loosely based on Fedor.

Keep firing Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nuh uh! Optimus Prime dies.

Fedor will armbar time if it tries to attack him.

by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hello World

My Bloody Elbow account was just activated. Pleasure to be in the company of you folks.

The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.

by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What's up man...

welcome

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RAWWRRRRRRRR

JUST BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

Salud

Keep firing Assholes!

Out out, you demons of stupidity!

by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gesundheit

The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.

by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can someone provide the GIF please?

by Deo Wade on Jun 20, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I carry some kind of reputation even among my fans here, don’t I?

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For what it's worth, I like you


I also like this gif.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Willkommen! Beinvenue!

by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

howdy.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Konichiwa Bitch.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The firefighter jokes are too easy here.

The ULTIMATE ultimate proving ground.

by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Well you know what, where's my golden shower, Phyllis?"

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you're interested, I know a website...

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...it was an Office reference for those that didn't know

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“The firefighter, Chris Lytle will try to douse Kevin “The Fire” Burns.

Shoot me in the head.

Keep firing Assholes!

Out out, you demons of stupidity!

by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

makes sense why my roommate, a firefighter, just said, i’m rooting for Lytle.

i’m pretty sure he doesn’t know too much about fights, other than that.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m glad for this powerlifting commercial. I wasn’t getting my daily dose of stupid.

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did you see the one of the gymnast on the bike?

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by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was awesomeness

by Deo Wade on Jun 20, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I kinda like that one.

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, shit, there’s a hot girl in it.

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fair enough.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not surprised.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That one is okay

On account of making me tingle.

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by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Fight Night/TUF Finale commercial breaks are the longest in television history.

by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why is this fight

televised??? Lytle has 17 losses, Burns isn’t that good IMO.

Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?

by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone know anything about the Kennedy kid who beat the Goat last night?

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did you see it?

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by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah but that

was the first time seeing Kennedy fight.

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Army Ranger With Great Jitz

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw he had a nasty ground game. Just wondered if it was a “lucky” night or if he was for real.

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I read somewhere recently,

probably on BE, he just got back from either Afghanistan, or Iraq for 18 months

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by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s been keeping a blog about serving oversees for either FL or 5oz.

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by themachiavellian on Jun 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kevin Burns by TKO:Eyepoke

by Sokonojudo on Jun 20, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lytle looks in better shape than usual.

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is anyone else surprised that the UFC is still allowing Tito to sponsor fighters?

fightlockdown.com

by The Legend on Jun 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Money is money

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twitter TRACKER!

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Danga danga da danga dang

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Lytle…chill out with the power shots. Pick your…oh he just got rocked

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Eye pokes, groin kicks

Burns has it all

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by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How not to punch: Lytle edition.

by ricker2005 on Jun 20, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoosh

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

for serious

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burns 10-9

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Spoke too soon. He looked like he was done sitting on the stool.

by Deo Wade on Jun 20, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was Koscheck-Thiagoesque.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What a bittersweet weekend

I went 5-1 on the Strikeforce card, and if Burns keeps this up, I’ll be 0-3 on the main card tonight.

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by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

But you’re on Bloody Elbow now, so that makes up for it :)

by mythbuster on Jun 20, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s like one organization features more competitive fights than the other… weird…

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

XD

I’ve been lurking for a while. And it’s not like I made 5 crazy picks or anything, they were pretty easy last night.

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by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s right, like, all the time. It’s scary.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You need

to refer to yourself in first person, like Rickey.

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kevin Burns looks like Rich Franklin

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Post Silvaing

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pre Anderson Silva

by Deo Wade on Jun 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

During Anderson Silva

by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Forget what I said

This is more exciting than both of the last two fights

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by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

got to say this

This fight is awesome

"All I guarantee is Violence" - Wand

by rockied on Jun 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So far, this is playing right into the Chris Lytle Fight of the Night formula

by MMAussie on Jun 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How many does he have now?

Guy can make a pretty tidy little salary if he keeps being an exciting gatekeeper.

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by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty sure he has won 3 previously

He can definitely make a decent salary fighting the way he does. He wouldn’t want to lose this one though.

by MMAussie on Jun 20, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Rogan loves

nut shots

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by rockied on Jun 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes joe

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by The Legend on Jun 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kevin Burns has a broken toe that causes him to kick Chris Lytle in the balls repeatedly.

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

you think rogan is numb to it because of weed?

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s not the weed that has caused his numbness.

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

orchicetomy? (can’t spell)

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no more pain from nutshots though.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burns may try to work in an eyepoke. the groin shots aren’t working.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

pearson winner was good

Outstanding?

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by rockied on Jun 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Goldie just say the Winner/Pearson fight was outstanding?

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by The Legend on Jun 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Point taken.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nope

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And thats the fight

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by rockied on Jun 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NO POINT?

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by rockied on Jun 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

19-19

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

seriously. just a warning now? no point deduction?

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How many nutshots do you get? Is it unlimited if you hit them differently each time?

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“The more you know.”

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You lose one for the low blow

But get one for creativity.

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by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keek to de balls, knee to de balls.

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DON'T. YOU. EV. VER. DO DIS.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Jun 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love Lytle

by Nick Thomas on Jun 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He sure is fun to watch

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burns loves him some Lytle nuts.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHA.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burns has more fouls per fight than anyone.

by Dropkick434 on Jun 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap Burns...

Gushing

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by rockied on Jun 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Lytle put a knife on his glove?

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by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to watch "live" tonight here in Seattle

Is this card worth watching? Rate it from 1-10 because I’ve skipped past the comments and results.

Andy Reid is the only coach in NFL history that uses the pass to set up the pass.

by SSreporters on Jun 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

6

"All I guarantee is Violence" - Wand

by rockied on Jun 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Any exciting fights or great moments?

Andy Reid is the only coach in NFL history that uses the pass to set up the pass.

by SSreporters on Jun 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this one is pretty dece so far. lytle-burns. but i do like me some blood.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright...look forward to watching.

Sounds decent but not great.

Andy Reid is the only coach in NFL history that uses the pass to set up the pass.

by SSreporters on Jun 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly.

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes Mike, that cut DOES look to be on the left side there.

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cut the guy a break, he’s still getting that stuff straight.

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by Dodectagon on Jun 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shoop that Rashad!

by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

looks like it's on the left side

Really Mike??? Ray Charles could see that

Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?

by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Unless

you are Browns corner. Then it would be a right.

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't try to confuse me

Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?

by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

at

least SOMEONE got it.

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sexiness.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Stefan Struve getting more love!

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Such barbarians!

by a tommy point on Jun 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twiggly McGee

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good fight considering it's a battle for who gets to be the better gatekeeper.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Rogan makes a statement

Goldberg says “no question”

"All I guarantee is Violence" - Wand

by rockied on Jun 20, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Burns has a chin

"All I guarantee is Violence" - Wand

by rockied on Jun 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What i learned from the TUF Finale

Dana White (and Mike Goldberg?) is on Twitter
Joe Rogan has a comedy special
Bruce Buffer cannot pronounce British cities correctly

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If you don’t have DirecTV you aren’t a sports fan.

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well done.

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twerk?

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lytle should spend the last 30 seconds kicking Burns in the nuts repeatedly.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

agreed.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

by snet tim on Jun 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

29-28 Lytle

JUST KEEP SWINGING

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Jun 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

29-28 Lytle

Nice comeback after the first round

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Another day, another supplimental cheque for Chris Lytle.

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

His opponent gets one too – he’s stimulating the economy.

And it’s check, you fucking Limey Canuck whatever.

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You language bastardizing Americans! Go down to your language centre and learn to speak eh.

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Such a thing does not exist. We do have centers, though.

If you’ll excuse me I’m off for some authentic Mexican case-a-dillas with ja-la-penoes

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

America! FUCK YEAH

by Sokonojudo on Jun 20, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Supplemental

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

like everybody else

i think it’s 29-28, Lytle. Burns didn’t want to be in there at the end.

by bobthewriter on Jun 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They might as well name “Fight of the Night Bonus” to “Lights Out Bonus”

by The Bronzeville Bully on Jun 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gameplan:

RAWRRRRRRRR I’M COMING TO HIT YOU!!!!!

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by Ubernoober on Jun 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

God...

it bugs the shit out of me that Burns holds an official win over AJ

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah but revenge was sweet

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by rockied on Jun 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True...

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by Brent Brookhouse on Jun 20, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most underrated KO of last year?

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good thing Rumble took care of that.

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by Mike Fagan on Jun 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn skippy

by subo on Jun 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

blame Pornstache

by Sokonojudo on Jun 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

groin kicks

didn’t work that fight.

by Riney on Jun 20, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LYTLE LYTLE LYTLE

But who knows the way the judges are tonight

by Lewish on Jun 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shoulda took a point from Burns

 after the 13th groin shot

Doesn't anybody think before they speak/post anymore?

by Big Boob Lover on Jun 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

idk if we coulda asked for more… but we coulda asked for less nutshots.

"He’s a southpaw counter-striker...it’s not like I’m going to go jump his shit." - Forrest Griffin talking about Anderson Silva

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