What a fighter means when he says...
by BlueberryMuffin on Jun 16, 2009 5:15 PM EDT
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"Ì`d like to fight him"--- I can whoop him good!
"He`s a legend of the sport"--- He used to be good, but now I can whoop him good!
"I want a title-shot" --- I don`t deserve to fight for the title, but I will publicly whine about getting one to look like I actually do deserve it.
"I like to stand and bang" --- I have no head-movement. I have no ground-game. I can`t hit a moving target. Please stand still so I can hit you!
"I was only trash-talking..."--- Please! I want you to like me!
"I was never out!"--- I was out, but I lost to many braincells to remember it.
"I fight for the fans!"--- I fight for ME! And I love that you love me, cause I want you to love me as much as I love myself!
"I`m prepared to go three hard rounds if I have to!"--- The rumors about me not doing any cardio are not true. NOT true I tell you!
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good translations!
"the spirit of your average dumbass with more overblown rhetoric" OR "the self-appointed savior of MMA"
Thank you. I`m hoping to get to translate for one of the brasilian fighters soon. I don`t really speak any portuguese, but on the other hand, most of the current translators don`t speak any english so I think I may actually have an advantage there.
"They called him the axe-murderer because he was murdering chumps. They should have been calling him the chump-murderer..." Rampage Jackson (commentating on the fighting abilities of Wanderlei "F#ck Chuck" Silva.)
by BlueberryMuffin on Jun 17, 2009 6:35 AM EDT up reply actions
“I fight for the fans!”—- I fight for ME! And I love that you love me, cause I want you to love me as much as I love myself!
QFT
I`m Swedish. I only speak swedish, some english, and an itsybitsy bit of german… What does QFT mean?
"They called him the axe-murderer because he was murdering chumps. They should have been calling him the chump-murderer..." Rampage Jackson (commentating on the fighting abilities of Wanderlei "F#ck Chuck" Silva.)
by BlueberryMuffin on Jun 17, 2009 6:20 AM EDT up reply actions
What about these? What do these mean?
-Come (insert date of fight here), you’re gonna see a new (insert own name)
-People haven’t seen my hands yet. I can strike.
-This is the best training camp I’ve ever had.
-I’m in the best shape of my life.
-This fight will not go to a decision.
Come (insert date of fight here), you’re gonna see a new (insert own name)- I really need to win this fight so I don’t get cut
People haven’t seen my hands yet. I can strike.- I have no power but the guy I’m fighting has a glass jaw
This is the best training camp I’ve ever had.- This was the most expensive training camp I’ve ever had.
I’m in the best shape of my life.- I gassed in my last fight so I’m hoping this one ends in the first so I don’t have to answer those questions again
This fight will not go to a decision.- This fight will most likely go to a decision.
Due to Cheick Kongo's atrocious takedown defense....
Walla walla walla, I’m an idiot
This fight will not go to a decision.- This fight will most likely go to a decision.
Truth.
‘This is the best training camp I’ve ever had’ – There was a weed drought so I did a lot of running
by Derek Suboticki on Jun 16, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
“People haven’t seen my hands yet. I can strike.”
I can`t strike. But if I lie through my teeth, wave my hands around in the air and shout “boooo!” really loud… I might just be able to get a single-leg takedown."
"They called him the axe-murderer because he was murdering chumps. They should have been calling him the chump-murderer..." Rampage Jackson (commentating on the fighting abilities of Wanderlei "F#ck Chuck" Silva.)
by BlueberryMuffin on Jun 17, 2009 6:04 AM EDT up reply actions
"It’s gonna be a war"- we have agreed to stand and exchange hoping to win the $60,000 FOTN bonus
"We’ll never fight. We’re friends"- show me the money!
Due to Cheick Kongo's atrocious takedown defense....
Walla walla walla, I’m an idiot
haha. your comments here are even funnier than the post.
ahhahaha.
by Anton Tabuena on Jun 16, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week
Due to Cheick Kongo's atrocious takedown defense....
Walla walla walla, I’m an idiot
‘BLACK ON BLACK CRIME!!’ – I am deeply concerned with the plight of today’s urban youth.
’I’m not afraid of his wrestling’ – I am TERRIFIED of his wrestling
‘Give it up for my opponent!’ – He can barely hear you, but I’m sure he’ll appreciate the replay
‘Whoever the UFC wants me to fight, I’ll fight’ – Unless they are ranked below me and have any prayer of victory, in which case…
‘I got hurt during training camp’ – And I still showed up and fought, you pussies, so stop fucking booing me
by Derek Suboticki on Jun 16, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions
Hehe. Can you imagine the confused expression on Rogans face if Rampage actually said "I am deeply concerned with the plight of today`s urban youth?
"They called him the axe-murderer because he was murdering chumps. They should have been calling him the chump-murderer..." Rampage Jackson (commentating on the fighting abilities of Wanderlei "F#ck Chuck" Silva.)
by BlueberryMuffin on Jun 17, 2009 6:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Waving arms in air = “I’m losing but still want a fight bonus!”
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Jun 16, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I thought no fighter bashing was allowed here?? That`s not a very nice way to talk about Jake Shields striking ability.
"They called him the axe-murderer because he was murdering chumps. They should have been calling him the chump-murderer..." Rampage Jackson (commentating on the fighting abilities of Wanderlei "F#ck Chuck" Silva.)
by BlueberryMuffin on Jun 17, 2009 6:06 AM EDT up reply actions
‘I think the stoppage was early’ – Thank you ref for saving my life
by Derek Suboticki on Jun 16, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
thanks
"They called him the axe-murderer because he was murdering chumps. They should have been calling him the chump-murderer..." Rampage Jackson (commentating on the fighting abilities of Wanderlei "F#ck Chuck" Silva.)
by BlueberryMuffin on Jun 17, 2009 6:07 AM EDT up reply actions
“I’ll sign for this one fight, but I give you my word that I will sign for another two fights after this.” = “(Covers phone) Hey Imani! Get Dream on the line and tell them they’re REALLY gonna have to step it up after this Germany thing…”
by Kaleb Kelchner on Jun 16, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
“In this world I only have my balls and my word… and since Overeem already broke my balls, I may just as well break my word too.”
"They called him the axe-murderer because he was murdering chumps. They should have been calling him the chump-murderer..." Rampage Jackson (commentating on the fighting abilities of Wanderlei "F#ck Chuck" Silva.)
by BlueberryMuffin on Jun 17, 2009 6:12 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Hahaha
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Jun 17, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
- Affliction will pay me millions
Due to Cheick Kongo's atrocious takedown defense....
Walla walla walla, I’m an idiot
“Lets take a look at the big screen, tells us what you did here”
Its not enough that we just watched you do it, we now want to see you stumble over your words and actually see if there is something philosophical about what you do for a living….. give us some Art of War quotes or maybe quote Mr. Miyagi.
“I’d like to thank my sponsors and everyone who helped me with training for this fight”
Cha ching… cha ching…. there’s 10 grand, then another 10 grand…. OH DON’T FORGET TO THANK CONDOM DEPOT.COM!!!
What the fuck is a "robster craw"?
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