UFC 99 Drinking Game Addendum
by Mike Fagan on Jun 12, 2009 9:54 PM EDT
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From Sack Mike Goldberg:
Take a drink…
…anytime Gabriel Gonzaga’s KO of Mirko Cro Cop is mentioned or shown.
…anytime Anderson Silva is named.
…if Hardy and Davis don’t touch gloves at the start of a round.
…if Mike makes mentioned of Hardy and Davis dislike for each other.
…if Mike or Joe mentions Sam Stout or B.J. Penn during the Fisher/Uno fight.
…anytime Velasquez takes Kongo down.
...anytime Bruce Buffer speaks German.
...if Joe or Mike uses the word "controversial" in reference to Henderson/FranklinTake a big drink…
…if Hardy and Davis embrace post fight.
…if Silva finishes Franklin in the Thai clinch.
…if Joe Rogan begs the retirement question in the event Silva of a Silva loss.
…if Mirko Cro Cop takes one in the junk.Finish your drink…
…if David Hasselhoff makes an appearance.
Core rules here. New rule! Take a drink every time Mike says "stalk."
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Take a drink if Rogan mentions how great Wandy was in PRIDE.
by ufc4 on Jun 12, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Take a drink every time Bruce Buffer speaks German
Keep firing Assholes!
Out out, you demons of stupidity!
by Ubernoober on Jun 12, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is a good one, gonna add it to the list.
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
by Mike Fagan on Jun 12, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take a drink every time Rogan says
“He’s going for the kimura.” and it fails.
Andy Reid is the only coach in NFL history that uses the pass to set up the pass.
by SSreporters on Jun 12, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And when he says “now what he needs to do is….” and by the time Rogan finishes explaining the fighter is already out of the sub attempt.
by ufc4 on Jun 12, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
A wise man told me don't argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who
by thetakeover on Jun 13, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take a drink if the phrase “controversial decision” is said in reference to the Henderson/Franklin fight.
by ufc4 on Jun 12, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good one, will add.
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
by Mike Fagan on Jun 12, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get a keg if
Goldberg says anything intelligent.
Andy Reid is the only coach in NFL history that uses the pass to set up the pass.
by SSreporters on Jun 12, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Finish the bottle if:
He’s eating a cheeseburger
Keep firing Assholes!
Out out, you demons of stupidity!
by Ubernoober on Jun 12, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Finish the bottle
Too late, he already did.
by ufc4 on Jun 12, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take a drink if Rogan says "it’s early in the fight and they’re not sweaty yet…
by MMAEruption on Jun 13, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yes
A wise man told me don't argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who
by thetakeover on Jun 13, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take a drink if Rogan says the word “legend” during the main event or the CroCop fight.
by ufc4 on Jun 13, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Take a drinkifwhen Rogan says the world “legend” duringthe main event orthe CroCop fight.
Fixed.
by subo on Jun 13, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about just take a drink during the CC fight if you still can’t believe he’s back in the UFC.
by ufc4 on Jun 13, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No offense Fagan (you know I love your brotha) but this list is a little weaksauce. Even if we’re stripping out the normal cliches of every UFC bout in favor of spotlighting the ones of specific reference to these fights, there’s more to add.
- Drink anytime Rogan uses the word “berzerker” in reference to Wandy. Drink anytime they mention Franklin was a school teacher and/or trained in a shed in back of his house.
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- Drink anytime they use the word “quick” in conjunction with “Swick” Drink twice if the word “swickotine” is uttered
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- Drink anytime the phrase “bad blood” is used to describe the Davis/Hardy fight Drink on any mention of Michael Bisbing
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- Drink anytime Rogan says “describe for me how you …” and the fighter instead gives props to his camp Drink on any mention of the UFC’s growing international fanbase, in any form
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- Drink anytime Goldie refers to Rogan as “partner” in a collegial way Drink on any mention of “Right leg hospital, left leg cemetary”
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A wise man told me don't argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who
by thetakeover on Jun 13, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Please disregard weird crossouts. And “your” should be “you” in relation to Fagan being my “brotha.”
/fail
A wise man told me don't argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who
by thetakeover on Jun 13, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if Rogan mentions that Kongo’s ground game isn’t that good
Goldie says “world class…..(insert boxing, wrestling, judo, jiu-jitsu)”
Goldie mentions Davis boxing career.
Goldie says the phrase “stand and bang”
by ChillMike on Jun 13, 2009 5:02 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
don’t forget “punches in bunches”
http://andheneverwilldies.ytmnd.com/
by monkeyfightclub! on Jun 14, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely adding “punches in bunches” to the core rules.
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
by Mike Fagan on Jun 14, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take a shot everytime Davis makes a referance to Ireland
Food goes in here
by Pandanus on Jun 13, 2009 10:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HMMM
How about pouring out some of your drink when Wandi gets knocked out. Sad I know I will be rooting for him, I just think his chin and reflexes are gone at this point.
by despisedIcon856 on Jun 13, 2009 12:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Finish your drink if....
Cheick Kongo lands a takedown
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jun 13, 2009 1:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Take a big swig...
When during a replay of somebody getting rocked Joe Rogan say “and….BANG!!!”
by ANance on Jun 13, 2009 1:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“on the BUTTON!”
A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.
by iiowyn on Jun 13, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drink a jar of moonshine
If Rogan buttons either of his top two buttons or wears anything but a black or grey stripped Express 1MIX shirt.
by ThomasJ on Jun 14, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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