My Broke Ass Rented UFC Undisputed

Studying SATs again? What the hell did you get last time to warrant that?

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on May 31, 2009 12:27 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

99th percentile in reading, 89th in math, 79th in writing. I can beat that.

by subo on May 31, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ha! You have to take the 3-Part exam! Good luck with that – dazzle them with the wit you show here (well, ok, maybe not).

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on May 31, 2009 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Rec'd

Bolts from the Blue // "Game over." - Jamal Williams
Bloody Elbow // "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken

by Richard Wade on May 31, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You cad

by subo on May 31, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don’t worry. I consider you 100th percentile in MMA bon mots.

A wise man told me don't argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who

by thetakeover on May 31, 2009 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You’re a good man – I do have my moments

by subo on May 31, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The gaming contingent here is afraid to be publicly shamed.

by Eugene Schelfaut on May 31, 2009 12:29 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

If there is one thing that can be agreed on about me, it’s that I’m not easily shamed.

Come on, you pussies. Kick my ass (although Career Mode is pretty enthralling so far. I’m going to make this trainer that talked shit about me eat his words.)

by subo on May 31, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I would challenge you, but I just have the 360 version. However I plan on getting a PS3 sometime coming up…

…because I just got a job offer! Woot! Better pay than my last job and kick ass benefits.

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on May 31, 2009 1:11 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Stupid me

So Dana’s like ‘Herring got hurt, can you fight Cro Cop in two weeks with your 5-0 no skill having ass?’ And who can turn down the boss? I take the fight, win the shit out the first round. Flash knockdown from a BLOCKED headkick in the second, nearly GnP’d to death, get up, headkicked AGAIN, go down, recover, get up, win standup battle some more, knock him down… LHK, 3:19 in the 2nd.

GODDAMNIT I HATE NOT BEING UNDEFEATED IN CAREER MODE but I bet this game pretty much has that built in

by subo on May 31, 2009 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

OH

and congrats on the job offer (totally didn’t mean to leave that out) – well done

by subo on May 31, 2009 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks! Figures just as soon as I break down and sign up for unemployment…I should have gotten that months ago heh.

In career mode…is it bad I do not want to beat Evan Tanner if I fight him?

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on May 31, 2009 2:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dana didn’t say anything about honoring the dead in his little pep talk. Wipe the floor with him, may he rest in peace.

by subo on May 31, 2009 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If I don’t have to fight him I won’t, gonna judo toss McFedries instead. Kickboxing/Judo for the win, good distance attacks and good clinch ground.

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on May 31, 2009 4:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That’s the exact mix I used (because I got sick of not being able to head kick early in CM. It’s Muay Thai, Goddamnit!)

by subo on May 31, 2009 4:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I always do Muay Thai and either Judo or BJJ. The clinch is fucking devastating.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on May 31, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I prefer Judo because pulling guard is crap compared to throwing people on their head.

Bolts from the Blue // "Game over." - Jamal Williams
Bloody Elbow // "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken

by Richard Wade on May 31, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Judo is awesome, but my throws get countered roughly 50% of the time, leaving me less than overjoyed.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on May 31, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yo, all I can say is get your clinch grapping stats up ASAP, because the single tie collar clinch will be the death of you if you move up in competition too quickly. I’ve got a Couture-ish record right now that leads to Dana patting me on the head and giving me a cookie every time I can manage to go three straight fights without being brutally assaulted by a Velasquez or a Carwin. Stupid me, beefing up my already good striking when I can’t defend a triangle 45 seconds into a fight.

But I digress.

by subo on May 31, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Forgive me – it was Gonzaga that brutalized me last, not Carwin.

by subo on May 31, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’m still waiting for xbox challengers.

by Eugene Schelfaut on May 31, 2009 1:25 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

This is pathetic. Nobodie wans 2 plae wif us

by subo on May 31, 2009 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I guess Subo doesn’t win.

by Eugene Schelfaut on May 31, 2009 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Drunk Subo on BE?

by bignerd on May 31, 2009 2:25 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Who can really tell the difference?

by subo on May 31, 2009 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I know it when I see it

. . . and it takes one to know one

by bignerd on May 31, 2009 4:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Kongo is the bane of my existence.

by subo on May 31, 2009 4:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I will never go shopping with him…

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on May 31, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If I’m Paul Kelly, I go down like I’ve been shot. Props to him for walking it off.

by subo on May 31, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Richard720 on PS3. I’ll be online tomorrow. Got shit to do tonight.

Bolts from the Blue // "Game over." - Jamal Williams
Bloody Elbow // "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken

by Richard Wade on May 31, 2009 7:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Word. Let it be known my career fighter is recognized by Greg Jackson AND Black House

by subo on May 31, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Let it also be known that I suck and fully intend to lose.

Bolts from the Blue // "Game over." - Jamal Williams
Bloody Elbow // "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken

by Richard Wade on May 31, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He’s also 20-9.

by subo on May 31, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Forced to retire without so much as a #1 contender’s match. Cain Velasquez is an asshole.

by subo on May 31, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That’s a better record than Randy. For an extra $10 you download the add-on that lets you continue your fighter’s career in Strikeforce.

by bignerd on Jun 1, 2009 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Randy never got GnP’s by Justin McCully. I had to take a shower after.

Judo = people trying to tackle you the entire time. BJJ scares em – and it’s worth waiting for Lvl 2 head kicks with MT instead of going kickboxing.

by subo on Jun 1, 2009 4:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I call work!

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on May 31, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Crap. I can’t find my AV cables and I can’t use my HDMI ones because the HDTV is off being fixed.

Bolts from the Blue // "Game over." - Jamal Williams
Bloody Elbow // "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken

by Richard Wade on Jun 1, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bought new cables. I’ve been online for an hour now and am convinced subo is ducking me even though he knows he’ll win. It’s a strange brand of cowardice.

Bolts from the Blue // "Game over." - Jamal Williams
Bloody Elbow // "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken

by Richard Wade on Jun 1, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs