"I said I was going to go right at Sapp so I'm going to go right at him! That's our plan. Some...

"I said I was going to go right at Sapp so I'm going to go right at him! That's our plan. Some people like to go away from him, but I'm going to go toe-to-toe with him and see if he can stand it. I want to bang with him,"

-- Bobby Lashley talks about his upcoming clash with Bob Sapp.

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by Nick Thomas on May 30, 2009 10:33 AM EDT reply actions

Din Thomas is now fighting on a card with a homemade poster – dammit, why can’t he get a good gig again?

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on May 30, 2009 10:57 AM EDT reply actions

That poster is so bad it's--

Okay, it’s just plain bad. I mean, seriously people- in this day in age, that’s your fuckin poster? Painful..

I poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on May 30, 2009 1:06 PM EDT reply actions

Word art?

by casey manrique on May 30, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions

Most likely

It hurts my brain.

I poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on May 30, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions

Oh thats Word Art alright.

by Sam Cupitt on May 31, 2009 6:06 AM EDT up reply actions

Did they make that poster on Paint?

" Man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated "
- Hemingway

by Hellsing on May 30, 2009 1:14 PM EDT reply actions

I like how only the “come on” out of “come on out” are shaded. Unintentionally awful graphics are only occasionally entertaining, and this is not one of those times.

I poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on May 30, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions

They need to hire Eugene

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by achengy on May 30, 2009 1:37 PM EDT reply actions

This^

by Don't say that Rashad on May 30, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions

Why does Abbadi still…. Nevermind ::sigh::

by Don't say that Rashad on May 30, 2009 1:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Danny Abbadi sighting!

Awesome!

Although detractors decry (MMA) as a brutal, bloody form of human cockfighting, aficionados know it is a brutal, bloody, totally fucking awesome form of human cockfighting. -The Onion

by The Kittitas Kid on May 30, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions

Rather than going toe-to-toe with Sapp, Lashley should just go “toe” with him, as in: Grab his foot and the big galloot with tap faster than Sammy Davis Jr.

A wise man told me don't argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who

by thetakeover on May 30, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions

If Lashley is

as serious about his MMA career as he says. Why is he doing the freak shows? He should be fighting well rounded fighters who has similar records. At this rate he will never see the UFC/Strikeforce/Affliction main cards.

by Riney on May 30, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions

Well...

Bob Sapp is a known name and has an ok MMA record. Maybe Lashley’s out for the more experienced fighters (whether they have jason guida records or not) to prove he’s no biiiiatch.

by poundnground on May 30, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions

Affliction doesn't care about that

They need to work on drawing PPV’s …

UFC can afford to care.

by banter on May 30, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions

Thats the kind of poster I could make

and I have no photoshop skills.

or bo staff skills.

by banter on May 30, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions

It’s all good, I have no computer hacking skills.

by poundnground on May 30, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions

can you grow a mustache?

by cauliflower_ears on May 30, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions

what about nunchuck skills? Girls want boyfriends with great skills.

Spinning out solid gold, like Rumpelstiltskin.

by Heenan on May 30, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions

So how do y’all like to poster I fired off on Thursday?

Keep firing Assholes!

This is a dream competition for me. I drink as much coffee as I want, and eventually I hallucinate.

by Ubernoober on May 30, 2009 5:56 PM EDT reply actions

Bad fight posters...

would be a good premise for the next funnybone contest.

by casey manrique on May 30, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions

At least something good can come from this.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on May 30, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions

I want to see this fight

I feel like it would be like that algebra problem: train A leaves at 10 Am going 45 mph, train B leaves at 11 AM going 52. Where do they meet? This would be what happens when the two trains hit eachother. Those guys are huge!

by ryanwk628 on May 30, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions