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Favorite Bas Rutten story

While there are many, many reported stories involving Bas Rutten, this is my favorite

Bas and a couple of buddies (one was famous but I can't remember who it was) were out at a bar in Japan. Several US soldiers were sitting in a corner and for some reason one came up and started giving Bas shit. The guy said he was a SEAL but Bas says that 'yeah, lots of people say that' (because lets face it, a SEAL or Special Forces have enough deadly hand-to-hand to give Bas some problems, plus they are disciplined to the max). Anyway, Bas said he tried to walk away and the guy hit him. Bas got the guy in a leg-lock and the guy screams 'please let me go, i'm sorry!'. Bas said, 'okay, i'll let you up, but this is over, right?', and the guy said 'yes'. Bas let him go and the guy attacked him again. So Bas put him in another submission and the guy starts screaming again 'im sorry im sorry! i won't do it again.' Bas let him up and the guy attacked him YET AGAIN! (now we know the guy wasn't a SEAL or SF because those guys are not stupid). So this time Bas choked him out, pulled his pants down to his ankles and left him laying there with his weenie hanging out for all to see. Bas and his friends left the bar.

 

Damn, I love that story!

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The BDSSP one is better.

by Ahhhoki on May 22, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You mean the brian urlacher story? I had never heard that one before. Loved it! I just think the guy is great. Iiowyn below me may not, but I do.

by mightyhokie on May 22, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep. I actually prefer to watches older PRIDE shows just so I can listen to him and Quadros commentate as opposed to listening to Trigg’s misplaced arrogance and Mauro’s hysteria-induced pro wrestling styled insights.

by Ahhhoki on May 22, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree with you there.
I think Bas and Kenny Rice do a great job with commentating on HDNet. I really learn a lot and even a boring match can be entertaining if they are on a roll.

by mightyhokie on May 22, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kenny Rice makes me feel like I’m watching some strange MMA-hockey hybrid.

by Ahhhoki on May 22, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As a Bear hating Vikings fan

I especially enjoyed hearing that story.

I poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on May 22, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is my new favorite. 2nd is the whole jerry “gary” millen incident. bas tells it like it is!

by bdw on May 22, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I also love his Fuck Terrorists poster. I wish I could get ahold of that.

by Swordslasher on May 22, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Favorite Bas Story:
“So yeah…mumble mumble incomprehensible…liver shot…incomprehensible mumblings…bing bang boom…trails off”

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on May 22, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That is the best one for sure.

I poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on May 22, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bas is the fucking man.

If you’ve ever seen his ‘Lethal Self Defense’ Video, he talks about how he and a buddy got in a barfight with like 6 dudes with broken bottles and baseball bats and whatnot, and he basically said that he beat the shit out of them, and then went back in the bar and kept drinking.

But yeah, that’d be some funny shit to see Urlacher get his ass kicked by Bas.

Supporting all Las Vegas MMA.

'09 is the year of the FW's.

by ElliotMatheny on May 23, 2009 5:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Something like this...

There was one I heard about he and his girlfriend, fiance or w/e she was at the time went to a bar in Holland. Some dumbass grabbed her ass and Bas Rutton responded by knocking the dude out cold and proceeded to put both of his ankles in locks until they were broken. Lesson learned: don’t fuck with El Guapo’s girl or else you’ll find yourself with a concussion and two bum ankles.

by Zack Gobie on May 24, 2009 4:39 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No liver shot? I call fake!

…unless the liver shot is always implied in his stories…

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on May 25, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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