Sexyama jokes are old, Poll
by Flyghtt on May 15, 2009 9:43 AM EDT
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PrintWho here is exhausted from hearing every possible joke relating to Akiyama and sexiness? I propose that if it is over 50% that all Sexyama jokes are now considered trolling
While we are here, and need 75 words to make a poll, here are some random MMA facts:
-The average number of rounds in the UFC is 1.81
-As an amateur, former UFC champ Tim Sylvia lost to Jorge Rivera
-MMA fighter Aaron Brink is a former porn star
-Carlos Newton has a PhD in geriatric medicine
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LOL, is this serious?
Honestly, that post, even if people hate the jokes, is going to get voted… YES!
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If you think Sexyama jokes are old then you need some geriatric medicine over 1.31 rounds against Jorge Rivera in a porn film.
Disgraceful post.
By the way, if you’re interested in some decidedly un-sexy Akiyama news, click here to see the injury he suffered in training today.
by Chris Nelson on May 15, 2009 10:14 AM EDT reply actions 8 recs
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You guys and the GIF’s and photo shop…. you never cease to amaze me and make me crack up… well done.
by Gunslinger20 on May 15, 2009 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Wish I could take credit for this one. I’m not sure who made it, but I’m guessing someone on Sherdog.
by Chris Nelson on May 15, 2009 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Its hilarious no matter what…. its a great find, Mr. Nelson.
by Gunslinger20 on May 15, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, the course of human history TOTALLY bears out this worry of yours.
by Derek Suboticki on May 16, 2009 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Aw, Fuck It, Mate!
I have a phobia of toenail injuries – I used to have nightmares about people prying them out with pliers.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on May 15, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Who is the heretic that voted no?! To the stake with him!
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
Flyghtt, you sir have been flagged for trolling!
Respect, embrace…LOVE, The Sexyness!!!1
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on May 15, 2009 12:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The poll should read
How much Sexiyama is too much?
A) I don’t know. I thought you were going to tell me.
B) Too much is never enough.
C) When you have to have a sit down with your parents.
I poop rainbows.
by Blackout612 on May 15, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
HA! :D
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on May 15, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahahha.
this should be green! hahaha.
by Anton Tabuena on May 16, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I’ll definitely green that.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on May 16, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Carlos Newton isn’t a doctor, yet. He’s supposed to be finishing up his pre-med studies.
Terry Martin is working on his doctorate in psychology, despite his dyslexia. Rosi Sexton is a full time mom and MMA fighter, does a little sports therapy and personal training, but hasn’t really used her PhD in theoretical computer science. Seth Kleinbeck, fighter from the now defunkt Elite XC, is a family practitioner somewhere in Arkansas I think.
I stand corrected
I thought this would be a slam dunk for my cause. My bad people
Sexyama jokes are old?
Um, two things:
1) How dare you!
2) Where’s the “ban-hammer” when you need it?
Nobody does MMA like Sexyama does MMA. Nobody. :)
I love me some Sexyama!
Forgive them Sexyama for they know not what they do.
Kuwabara Kuwabara
by J. B. Maddox on May 15, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
To the 22 people that voted no..
Leave now, blasphemers.
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I love...
how in a way I may have made Akiyama more popular by this post. I actually really like him as a fighter so this works out
Selfish plug...
In light of this illuminating poll, I figure I should relink this!
http://www.sherdog.com/news/articles/1/the-man-with-two-souls-17420
Akiyama himself doesn’t think the moniker is played. He loves it, as a matter of fact!
Very good article.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on May 16, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
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