Dana White on ESPN Videos
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the next person who posts “FIRST” on any post on BE again get automatically banned and their comment deleted. Deal? Deal.
by Luke Thomas on May 12, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
*applause*
that sounds like a great idea.
i’ve never understood why people think it’s cool to be “first.” it’s so annoying.
Dear Internet,
Take note of this moment and this decision. You will be better for it.
Love,
World.
by Sam Cupitt on May 13, 2009 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thank God...
I hate that “first!” shit. Most of us are older than 4th grade.
I’ve fought some of the best worlds in the fighter. -Tito
[facepalm]
Keep firing Assholes!
This is a dream competition for me. I drink as much coffee as I want, and eventually I hallucinate.
by Ubernoober on May 12, 2009 5:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
My first post to a blog forum, so forgive me if I’m doing it wrong.
I liked the last video (4th one) where the reporter read back his statement and the sound of the censor keep going off!
Welcome to the BE.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on May 12, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow just saw the whole segment on TV. Dude, Dana doesn’t give a fuck! lol Awesome stuff! That line at the end from him was awesome, gave me goosebumps. I didn’t want it to end. :(
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
Things to take away from this piece
1. Hooked on phonics did not work for Tito Ortiz.
2. The reporter likely interviewed a large number of fans yet only used a clip from the one guy who used the phrase “legal street fight.”
3. Dana White does not go golfing with David Stern on the weekends.
4. Forty-six insults in two minutes is not enough.
5. If you want to claim an injury was taking place at work, do not publicly announce that it was an injury you had prior to showing up at work. Not only will you not receive any insurance money, but you will be thought of as a goddamn idiot by those around you.
Wow. Tito just proves that you can put a suit on a monkey… but it’s still just a monkey.
Other than the clip of the one noob who said “legal street fight,” this was pretty good.
I love me some Sexyama!
"This thing is infectious and you're gonna feel it tomorrow!"
This is Dana’s…
a) opinion of MMA
b) best pick up line
What a Fashion Don’t! That’s like your dick wearing socks with sandals.
by nandez44 on May 12, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs

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