Scene: Interior Space Battleship Yokohama Arena

Sokoudjou: So Jan Nortje we meet at last! (maniacal laugh)
Nortje:……
Director off screen: (wisper), your lines.
Nortje: Oh…. Arg Sokoudjou you won’t stand in my way of becoming the Super-Hulk and having my revenge!
Director: Cut!! What the heck was that Jan! For the last time you’re a zombie convict not a space pirate.
Nortje: But zombie convict doesn‘t even make sense.
Sokoudjou: At least they don’t have you wearing a fake leopard’s pelt.
Nortje: I thought it was cheetah?
Sokoudjou: Whatever the heck it is it sure is itchy.
Director: Look can we get on with shooting this? And no more space pirate adlib, lets do it as it was written.

Suddenly Ikuhisa Minowa burst into the room.
Minowa: That’s it if someone doesn’t make Bob Sapp put on some freaking pants I’m out of here.
Director: But he’s a giant space baby.
Minowa: Well get him some giant space baby pants then, this is getting ridiculous.
Director: Maybe we can get wardrobe to whip up a giant space baby diaper?
Minowa: I don’t even know if I want to be the Mega-Hulk anymore. (throws hands up in the air and turns to leave)
Director: That’s Super-Hulk.
Minowa: Whatever, just get the guy some damn pants or I’m gone. (storming out)

Gegard Mousasi leisurely enters dressed in his cool looking samurai robes as Minowa shoves by.
Mousasi: Hey Mark Hunt ate Canseco’s last pudding and now he’s trashing catering with his baseball bat.
Nortje: Why does Mousasi get to be a Samurai and I look like I’m about to be unmasked by the Scooby gang as a fake ghost?
Director: (puts hands over face) Zombie Convict….
Mousasi: Is anyone going to do something about Canseco?
Director: Ok lets call a wrap for lunch. Someone get security to tranquilize Canseco…again. Jan work on your lines so we can get this right after lunch. (crew gets up to leave)
Nortje: (walking out to lunch) I just want to be a space pirate.
Sokoudjou: (putting hand on Jan Nortje’s shoulder)Me too man, me too.