The Ultimate Fighter 9, Episode 2 Live Thread
by Mike Fagan on Apr 8, 2009 9:37 PM EDT
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In episode one, the Brits squared off with each other with keys to the house in the balance. Tonight, it's the Americans turn. Previews of the show hint that the Americans came to the show less prepared than their U.K. counter parts. Do we get the "Do you want to be a fucking fighter?" speech in show 2? Tune in and find out.
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I am your ruin.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 8, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Mythbusters for me.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew we’d eventually agree on something. How could I possibly watch TUF when lost is on?
by Michael Rome on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
You’ll either be in good damn shape or dead after this episode.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
You do live threads for TUF? I am watching..
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
Did you fall asleep?
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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
Hahaha
I cracked the fuck up when he said that.
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
Soooooo
You have herpes. Thank you.
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
That’s the ticket to fighting an ex-pro wrestler.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember when mohawks meant you were a tough kid?
Now they mean you’re a douche.
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
pretty much
i could take it one step further and use that old Dimitri Martin joke:
“I think they invented hair gel so you could identify douches from a distance”
im not impressed with your performance
Seriously
The UK fighters were fuckin ready to rumble, at weight and all. These guys are passing out, they have herpes, they’re quitting… What the fuck?
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
I didn’t catch last week. Did the UK guys look really good?
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh. The guy everyone had as the #1 UK guy got beat. There was some douche taunting the entire time. Didn’t seem any better or worse than past seasons.
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JCS had him as the #1 overall.
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Tanner was a little short blonde-headed kid who cussed like a sailor and was always looking to fight. No doubt, the fights were against much larger dudes.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
yo were gonna show the brits just like we showed those pirates!
remember Wake Island, boys!!!
im not impressed with your performance
my wife
“i would rather have the herpes VS being he failure that didn’t show up at weight and has to say… I could have won”
Depends on how I got the herpes. If dude, stuck his forehead on some vajayjay…
Good to see Spike/UFC acknowledging GreaseGate.
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We know now
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these guys seem like decent dudes
I figured it would just be one or two guys giving the entire american team a bad name
im not impressed with your performance
thats a baaad break, isnt it?
to leave it like that. i broke my collarbone in HS and it was nothing like that
but it wasnt a bad break
im not impressed with your performance
depends on the placement of it and the musculature around it surrounding. when its that lateral (closer to the shoulder, farther from the middle) there’s more tension on it to draw it away and set funny.
might also depend on how it was broken. i played soccer with a girl who broker her collarbone falling on her ass (i have no idea how it happened). it still looks funny today.
lol at least my break made sense
did it wrestling, trying to break my fall in practice doing single leg take down drills
im not impressed with your performance
I don't know
But now I keep looking back there.
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
If you aren’t Mazakazu Imanari, please stop sacrificing position for a leglock.
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Is he on marionette strings??
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
Now he’s punching Chuck in the stomach?
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
Ginger smash!
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 8, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this guy on the third team?
Amerucah?
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
Whatever you want? I don’t think so.
Famous last words:
“I’m going to kill this mother fucker.”
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Soon to be famous last words:
For every time Dana gets Bleeped I shall do 20 pushups
Keep firing Assholes!
hmmm… i need to have words with my anatomy professors. kind of confused now how my biceps have grown since i started regularly doing pushups…. don’t really do other arm stuff.
Try chinups they work great. I haven’t studied any anatomy, but I know some general stuff
Keep firing Assholes!
famous last words:
did you hear something?
poke it, see if its dead
what the f—
im not impressed with your performance
I didn't know we were drinking
The good stuff?
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
Yeah, honestly, dude seems pretty chill IRL from what I’ve seen/read.
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
much cooler than any of his movies
except Saving private Ryan
im not impressed with your performance
hes from alaska?
i wonder if he can see russia from his house
im not impressed with your performance
The short haired guy looks like someone but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Joaquin Phoenix?
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Matt Perry?
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
Someone has to wake Hendo up.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 8, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
belly button tat ftw
If you're gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough.
by ThatGuyOverThere on Apr 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
Move.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 8, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
he was thinking bout that illegal knee
If you're gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough.
by ThatGuyOverThere on Apr 8, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
That should have been stopped for sure.
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
Hell yes. I think Mazzagatti was eating a sandwich.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 8, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
They said that dude made it onto the cast for season two, but had an aneurism before the show filmed.
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
nothing like letting a guy who had surgery on his brain get beat on while in the fetal position for a couple minutes
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
i used to disagree
but the more i watch him ref teh more i believe it
im not impressed with your performance
That was what made it most fucked up
No one should get beat on for that long, especially a guy who’s had a serious brain injury.
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
Well...
maybe if you’d told me that you started a thread I’d have been here earlier.
But with much more swearing as I watched the sox really half ass their way through a game
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Mazzagatti looks like he’s hungover.
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
Good knee!
If you're gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough.
by ThatGuyOverThere on Apr 8, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
Props on the come from behind victory
If you're gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough.
by ThatGuyOverThere on Apr 8, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
That’s funny.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 8, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
YES!
Great heart.
The other guy seemed disappointed that he didn’t quit after the first round
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
I’m joining the army in Sept so I have to get used to doing arbitrary numbers of pushups
Keep firing Assholes!
There’s a difference between arbitrary and fuckin insane. Congrats on joining the military, however.
Spinning out solid gold, like Rumpelstiltskin.
Gracias. My joining of the military is dependent on passing the PT so I’m not there yet.
Keep firing Assholes!
Fainting guy fight time
If you're gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough.
by ThatGuyOverThere on Apr 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
the basement is a part of the house…
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions
Dollar shops at Hot Topic.
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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 8, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions
His name is Cameron Dollar. He has a shitty mohawk and an armpit tattoo.
I guess it’s appropriate that he’s on TUF.
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
Yeah
PHUKET!
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
Word.
If you're gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough.
by ThatGuyOverThere on Apr 8, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Coleman/Bonnar...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks...
smart ass. I was hoping it was a dream.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 8, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Just awesome.
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Is that a James Brown tattoo?
If you're gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough.
by ThatGuyOverThere on Apr 8, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
Those elbows are brutal.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 8, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
Victory through domination right there folks
If you're gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough.
by ThatGuyOverThere on Apr 8, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
"What city are you in?"
“Nevada”
niiice
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
BROWNING!
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
Well son of a
bitch…..
If you're gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough.
by ThatGuyOverThere on Apr 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Who knew??
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
the browning family is exactly who i want to represent my country
im not impressed with your performance
Ummm....
They just showed Browning in the house. Didn’t he have to fight his way in?
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
Bisping gettin’ gangsta.
If you're gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough.
by ThatGuyOverThere on Apr 8, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
fuck it..
I’m in
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I imagine...
that they give the new guys a day to cut weight or something so that may be why they were in the house.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
no deadliest warrior spoilers?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
ah...
thought it was a debuting series.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
No deadliest warrior for me
4:30 comes early, night folks.
If you're gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough.
by ThatGuyOverThere on Apr 8, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
I'm picking the gladiator
haven’t seen it…so I’m not spoiling. I’m just picking
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
im taking th gladiator too
but i doubt this show does it right
im not impressed with your performance
Anyone ever wonder how you get a job to act in these “dramatic scenes” in these types of shows?
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Snake Blocker eh.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 8, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
Gladiators had an option to quit you idgit. They were valuable professional athletes. Only 10% of gladiator matches ended in death
PS: The Apache guy sounds like BJ Penn therefore I hate him already.
Keep firing Assholes!
That is cool.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 8, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions
Nerd fight.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 8, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
those gloves. Its a more natural fit for him.
Keep firing Assholes!
by Ubernoober on Apr 8, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Kill and Survive is two things.
Your move Gladiator.
dude...
I don’t know why…but I love this fucking show
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
I'm an IT guy who writes about MMA...
…so yeah. That’s probably right
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 8, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
Sounds fair...
it’s another speed vs. power matchup though.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
But...
um…he cut a cow in half with a single punch. I’ll take the death punch thingy
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
The Apache has more range with the tomahawk.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 8, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah...
BUT HE CUT A COW IN HALF
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You can do the same thing with a reciprocating saw. LOL.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 8, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Well...
I’ll take modern man vs. all these dickheads if we get to use saws and guns
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Did EVERYONE get a Queensryche commercial? or was that just me?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
Sneaky chickenshits. I don’t know why but I’m taking this really personally. This show is money
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
Knives are dangerous when wield by anyone who knows what they’re doing.
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"weapons hurt people" by Mike Fagan
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is fun!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
he's too cocky.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel a little sad.
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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 8, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Piercing buffalo to the face!
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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 8, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions
They should let these guys actually fight to the death...
because I don’t like them
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
ha!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I see what's happening here...
the versatility of the knife will beat the trident.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
they're pumping blood through the heart
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Because it's fucking awesome
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just got yelled at for putting my wifes pic in a fanpost
Feel free to check it out so my work wasnt in vain, lol.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on!
fight like men! none of this pussy ass arrow shit!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
Well I get that...
but for the show things get much less interesting if it’s just “who can shoot the other guy” instead of who can get in the other guy’s face and kill him.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
American F22 pilot is clearly the penultimate by this shows criteria
im not impressed with your performance
Well...
the sling isn’t going to beat a damn arrow.
pting as it hit the helmet may have been the least impressive thing on the show
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
Bring in the air cannon.
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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 8, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions
okay...
that was pretty fucking cool.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions
accuracy trumps awesome stone in skull death I figure
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
"I'm gonna kill that damn gladiator"
GTFO with that weak smack talk
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
The Apache lost me with the stupid smack talk on that round.
Leave it to the younger guy…
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
I have a feeling the gladiator is going to get screwed by the judges here.
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that is a very specific skillset with a very limited amount of employment opportunities.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
As I just pointed out to Fagan...
the reason this show is so awesome…is that this is exactly the kind of shit you used to argue with your friends about when you were in elementary school.
DUDE! There is NO WAY a samurai could kill a viking!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions
hey. i know plenty of folk who argue this in college too.
then again, i’m sitting on my mom’s couch, liveblogging, watching the show, and eating a big bowl of cocoa pebbles….
I haven’t had cocoa pebbles in years…
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The way he jumped up with that club was awkwardness.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 8, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
Don't leave your feet!
Jumping when throwing a strike?! come on!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
"How Not to Strike With an Apache War Club" coming tomorrow
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
And very possibly KO'ed him
that would still jar the SHIT out of your head
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
But why the fuck would the Apache get X amount of free blows to the gladiators skull?
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True.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he dented that helmet with one blow. Maybe the Gladiator has a super thick skull and an iron neck.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 8, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
this fight is sponsored by affliction?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Take World of Mixed Martial Aarts....create two fighters...call one gladiator...the other apache...
and match them up. make one better at range, one better up close. give one much better defense.
voila! computer simulation
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Frigo.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 8, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
Why did they count the versatility as a part of the tomahawk? shouldn’t it have ONLY been at close range since it was a close range vs. close range match-up?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions
Slitherine...
makes historical based strategy games. So at least they’re kind of familiar with computer simulations…I guess
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions
This is like a deleted scene from Bill and Ted’s Bogus Adventure.
Keep firing Assholes!
by Ubernoober on Apr 8, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Bullshit.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 8, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
Why did he give up the ground and pound?!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
That was dumb.
The Gladiator made movie mistakes.
Seeing thier criteria.
I got my money on the Viking for next episode.
This is a tournament right?
like…does the Apache have to face someone else now?
because I’m dying to see them lose
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 8, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions
I dunno...
I’d take Ken Shamrock and his snowboard over the Apache
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 9, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
SHHH!
I will not have my night ruined by a greasegate debate!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 9, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
LOL @ posting in the wrong thread. Fail = me.
Few things:
WTF it’s just an Excel Spreadsheet
Why didn’t the gladiator finish?
The net got one kill???
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The sling got one kill.
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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 9, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Trident/ net had 150ish.
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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 9, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
He settled for half guard...
landed big blows and could have finished but he didn’t show a killer instinct.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 9, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
And season pass for Deadliest Warrior added to the Tivo
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 9, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
for sure...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 9, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Back to World of Mixed Martial Arts 2
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 9, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions
Anyone know what happened to Josh Souder? He was one of my favorites going into this but I did not see him last night. I have not seen a thing that explains why he was listed as a member of the cast but is not on the show.
I thought maybe he becomes a replacement but they usually don’t list those guys when listing the starting cast.
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