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DREAM.8 Live Results and Commentary

DREAM's 8-man Welterweight Grand Prix kicks off on Sunday in Nagoya, Japan, and though HDNet won't broadcast the show until next Friday, it will be airing live on SkyPerfect PPV for those with the bomb satellite hookups. As always, BloodyElbow.com will have live results, commentary and discussion - join us at 3 AM ET / 12 AM PT for the festivities.

Katsuyori Shibata (3-6-1) def. Ikuhisa "Minowaman" Minowa (41-30-8) via Unanimous Decision
Andrews Nakahara
(2-1) def. Shungo Oyama (7-12) via TKO (Punches) at 2:09 of Round 1
Vitor "Shaolin" Ribeiro
(20-2) def. Katsuhiko Nagata (4-5-1) via TKO (Cut) at 7:58 of Round 1
Riki Fukuda
(14-4) def. Murilo "Ninja" Rua (16-10-1) via Unanimous Decision
Jeff Monson (29-8) def. Sergei Kharitonov (16-4) via Submission (North-South Choke) at 1:42 of Round 1
Daiki "DJ.taiki" Hata
(11-5-3) def. Hideo Tokoro (21-16-1) via Unanimous Decision
Andre Galvao
(3-0) def. John Alessio (24-13) via Submission (Armbar) at 7:34 of Round 1
Marius Zaromskis
(9-2) def. Seichi Ikemoto (18-15-5) via Unanimous Decision
Jason High
(7-1) def. Yuya Shirai (15-8) via Technical Submission (Rear Naked Choke) at 0:59 of Round 1
Hayato "Mach" Sakurai
(35-8-2) def. Shinya Aoki (20-4) via KO (Knees) at 0:27 of Round 1

Star-divide

Ikuhisa "Minowaman" Minowa (41-29-8) vs. Katsuyori Shibata (2-6-1)

Round 1: Minowa connects with an overhand right, changes levels and, after a brief struggle, puts Shibata on his back. Minowaman in half guard, trying to pass while framing up a kimura on Shibata's right side. Shibata defending well; Minowa is forced to relenquish the sub attempt and now lays in half guard with neither fighter offering much in the way of offense. Midway through the round, the ref finally restarts the two wrestlers. Katsuyori Shibata is issued a yellow card for stalling, though it was surely Minowa who deserved it. Shibata with a right leg kick, but Minowa catches it and immediately goes down for the heel hook. Shibata goes for one of his own, and may have a better shot since Minowa is wearing wrestling shoes. Minowa gives up his attempt but Shibata retains his. Minowa rolling out, postures up and eats an upkick to the grill. Minowa passes to side control, but Shibata is less passive now, throwing up knees to Minowa's head from the bottom.

Round 2: Shibata stuffs a weak Minowa double leg to open the round but is taken down by the next one. Minowa once again does nothing from guard and the fighters are stood up. Minowa trying for a double again, but Shibata's back is against the ropes and he defends ably. Shibata turning it on now with knees to the midsection and wild haymakers. They clinch against the ropes briefly and scramble, and Shibata takes Minowa's back! Now on the floor, Shibata trying to loosen Minowa up for a choke with punches, but Minowa's able to roll and reverse into guard. They stand again and Shibata executes a huge German suplex just as the round expires! Ridiculous as it may be to say, that may have just won him the fight in the judges' eyes.

BloodyElbow.com scores the bout for Katsuyori Shibata

Katsuyori Shibata def. Ikuhisa Minowa via Unanimous Decision

Andrews Nakahara (1-1) vs. Shungo Oyama (7-11)

Round 1: Crisp low kicks from Nakahara early on. Oyama presses the Brazilian into the corner but throws himself to the ground attempting a judo throw. A moment later, Oyama repeats the mistake and this time Nakahara makes him pay with a stiff right hand that stuns the downed Oyama. Andrews pounces to finish the fight with more strikes, but Oyama is already turtling up and the ref steps in quickly. The replay shows that Oyama may have knocked himself a bit silly on his own when he fell to the mat.

Andrews Nakahara def. Shungo Oyama via TKO (Strikes) at 2:09 of Round 1

Vitor "Shaolin" Ribeiro (19-2) vs. Katsuhiko Nagata (4-4-1)

Round 1: Nagata flicking leg kicks early until Shaolin attempts a takedown, but instead winds up pulling guard. The Japanese fighter quickly moves to side control, but Ribeiro stands and a brief whizzer finds the Brazilian on top. Shaolin muscles Nagata into the corner, where the ref drags the pair back toward the center by Nagata's arm. Now the ref stands them and restarts them in the center, where Shaolin springs to life and quickly passes to side control on Nagata's right, but pushes into the corner again in the process. Nagata attempts to shrimp and stand, but Shaolin winds up in mount. Another restart in the center, Shaolin still in mount, just smothering Nagata. Back to side control for Shaolin now - Nagata isn't winning by any means but is doing an excellent job of neutralizing Shaolin's offense from his back. Shaolin with some knees from side control with two minutes left in the round, easily the best shots of the bout so far. The ref halts the action and... oh my. Nagata is bleeding profusely around the hairline above his right eye. This is going to get stopped. The doc steps in and...

Vitor "Shaolin" Ribeiro def. Katsuhiko Nagata via TKO (Cut) at 7:58 of Round 1

Riki Fukuda (13-4) vs. Murilo "Ninja" Rua (16-9-1)

Round 1: Right hand from Ninja, and Fukuda answers with a straight of his own which sends the Brazilian backpedaling. He bounces off the ropes, playing possum, but the DEEP vet won't bite and they continue to circle. Rua ties Riki up against the ropes and cracks him with another right before tripping him down. Fukuda escapes and winds up standing over Rua, blasting him with a couple decent shots before Rua is able to stand. Fukuda pressing forward, connects with a right that staggers Ninja! Then a left, then another right, big overhand shots from Fukuda. Ninja ties him up and pulls guard, trying for an armbar, then a leglock, but Fukuda slips them both and the pair stand again. Ninja muscling Fukuda into the corner, changes levels for a double leg but it's stuffed. Rua with a waistlock in the corner, shooting knees to the side of Fukuda and sneaking left hands under the Japanese fighter's arm. Fukuda is cut near his right eye and the ref wants the doctor to check it out. He's cleared to continue and they restart in center ring. Rua takes it back down with a slow-motion single leg, quickly passes to Fukuda's right side. A hammerfist from Rua appears to catch Fukuda, who turtles and gives up his back, but then recovers, stands and shucks Rua off. The ref stops the action to check the cut again; it doesn't look fight-ending (yet). And they resume. Now both fighters trading leather in center ring with some low kicks mixed in from Ninja. Fukuda shoots for a single now but is stuffed. Ninja with a Thai clinch and some hard knees up the middle. Both men looking somewhat gassed as the opening frame expires, but Ninja is the one still pressing forward.

Round 2: The fighters circle with Ninja low kicks the only offense in the opening 90 seconds. The ref calls for action; neither man seems in a rush to oblige. More leg kicks from Rua. Fukuda with a one-two combo that partially connects, then... nothing else. Rua ties up and takes some hard punches to the ribs as he has a takedown attempt stuffed. 90 seconds left and this is still anyone's fight. Fukuda suddenly comes to life with a wild looping left that stuns Rua, and Riki charges forward with more of the same. Ninja tries to tie up but Fukuda slips him and jogs to the other side of the ring as the bout ends.

BloodyElbow.com scores the bout for Riki Fukuda

Riki Fukuda def. Murilo "Ninja" Rua via Unanimous Decision

Sergei Kharitonov (16-3) vs. Jeff Monson (28-8)

Round 1: Monson shoots immediately and latches on to the left leg of Sergei. The Russian defends well at first, but Monson quickly passes to side control, then into position for a north-south choke. Monson continues to apply the choke as Sergei pounds away at his head from the bottom. Monson is not relenting, and the choke does look deep. Sergei punching frantically... and he taps! Wow. Big win for Monson.

Jeff Monson def. Sergei Kharitonov via Submission (North-South Choke) at 1:42 of Round 1

Hideo Tokoro (21-15-1) vs. Daiki "DJ.taiki" Hata (10-5-3)

Round 1: Taiki pressing forward on Tokoro with his akward, hunched over stance as Tokoro bounces around the perimeter. Snappy leg kick from Tokoro; Hata returns the favor and raises him a short left hand. Tokoro changes levels and attempts a takedown, but settles for pulling guard. Hideo trying to work rubber guard, but Taiki is smothering. Taiki stacks him up and lands a couple solid shots to the head as he stands and holds his man's feet. The ref stands them in the center and takes a moment to fix an issue with Taiki's glove. The action resumes and Taiki is still the one pressing forward, though not really the agressor per se. Flying knee from Tokoro out of the corner connects a little, at least it backed Hata up. Tokoro hits Taiki with a right which, combined with a trip, puts Hata on his ass. But Hata bounces back up and floors Tokoro with a right hand of his own. (Both knockdowns in the span of about 5 seconds.) Two minutes left. Tokoro is still on his bike, but Taiki is catching him with some solid shots on his way out. Tokoro shoots for a single and walks Taiki backwards around the ring. Hata sprawls and connects with a couple knees to the head of Tokoro. Back to the feet, Tokoro tries another flying knee and eats a left for his troubles. A wild exchange ends with a cracking right hand and Tokoro turtling on the ground as he's saved by the bell.

Round 2: Hata opens the round with a slam and quickly assumes back control of Tokoro, who's clutching Hata's right arm. Taiki breaks free and begins raining down punches from Tokoro's guard, then stands over his foe and dives forward, swinging away, where Tokoro ties up his arms. Hata escapes and stands over Tokoro until the ref restarts them on the feet. Tokoro begins unloading with a series of punches which stun Taiki, before switching levels and looking for a double leg. The ref stops the action to check out Taiki's right eye, which I believe was injured in his FWGP qualifying bout (thus pushing this match to DREAM.8) and is cut again now. Nothing too severe, and they're restarted. Hata with a quick takedown and some solid g'n'p with a minute left. Hata mounts Tokoro, then backs off and stands, dodging an upkick and lunging forward with some shots to seal the deal as the bell sounds.

BloodyElbow.com scores the bout for Daiki "DJ.taiki" Hata

Daiki "DJ.taiki" Hata def. Hideo Tokoro via Unanimous Decision
Hata advances to the 2nd round of the DREAM Featherweight Grand Prix at DREAM.9

John Alessio (24-12) vs. Andre Galvao (2-0)

Round 1: Galvao keeping Alessio at bay early with some snappy left jabs. Galvao changes levels to shoot, then rolls to guard as Alessio literally jumps away. Now the Brazilian attaches himself to Alessio's right leg, and takes his back as Alessio stands. Knees to the back of the thigh from Galvao as Alessio tries to peel his right arm from around his waist. Big suplex from Galvao, who immediately takes the Canadian's back and sinks his hooks in, working for the rear naked choke and loosening Alessio up with punches to the head. Body triangle locked on for Galvao now, he leans back and begins to punish a covering Alessio with HARD shots from back mount. More and more hammerfists from the back now, and Alessio has ceased firing any back. The ref warns Galvao about hitting to the back of the head; he relents altogether, and resumes looking for the choke. Galvao gets up high on Alessio's back and isolates his left arm, then rolls through for the armbar attempt with three minutes remaining. Alessio is on his knees, leaning forward, essentially in a crucifix with his arms trapped between Galvao's legs. When Alessio tries to step over, Galvao straightens the arm out and immediately forces the tap.

Andre Galvao def. John Alessio via Submission (Armbar) at 7:34 of Round 1

Marius Zaromskis (8-2) vs. Seichi Ikemoto (18-14-5)

Round 1: Zaromskis comes right out with a wild spinning heel kick which is caught handily by Ikemoto. A pair of low kicks nearly take the legs out from uner Zaromskis, but Ikemoto is reckless coming forward into the ropes and allows Marius to find his footing. Nice trip takedown into side control from Ikemoto, who lands a few nice knees to the head before Marius works back to the feet. Another low kick buckles the left leg of Zaromskis, who throws a kick right back. Teep kick from Ikemoto, but Zaromskis walks through it and connects with a right straight. Marius trips Ikemoto down and into side control, now he lands somem knees to the head before standing and motioning for the Japanese fighter to do the same. A flailing exchange on the feet, couldn't tell how much landed, but Ikemoto caps it off with a nice, though partially blocked, head kick. Ikemoto gaining confidence, looking at Marius sideways in a hands-down stance. He's flicking out his jab and front kicks with more frequency now to keep Zaromskis at a distance. Flying knee to the body by Marius, but he doesn't follow up. Now Zaromskis strings together some nice kicking combos and scores with a straight right that momentarily buckles Ikemoto. Left high kick from Zaromskis looks to connect squarely, but Ikemoto shakes it off. Marius is pouring it on in the latter half of this round. 30 seconds left, both men looking pretty worn as the first frame draws to a close.

Round 2: Left high kick from Ikemoto blocked. Ikemoto drops for a takedown but winds up with Zaromskis behind his back, then flops to guard. Marius assesses the situation, steps back, turns around and attempts a FLYING BACKFLIP GUARD PASS which has no effect but is undeniably awesome and draws "ooohs" from the crowd. Then some stuff happens which is not flying backflips, and Ikemoto is in Marius' guard, pounding away. Zaromskis muscles out and back to the feet. Ikemoto tries a takedown - stuffed. Zaromskis returns the favor - Ikemoto turtles up. 20 seconds remaining. Right hand from Marius. Then a left. Then a right. Head kick. More punches. Zaromskis bullies Ikemoto into the corner and blasts him with knees, but Ikemoto just won't go down and the bout ends.

BloodyElbow.com scores the bout for Marius Zaromskis

Marius Zaromskis def. Seichi Ikemoto via Unanimous Decision

Yuya Shirai (15-7) vs. Jason High (6-1)

Round 1: High floors Yuya with a cracking overhand left, takes his back and almost immediately sinks in a DEEP rear naked choke. Shirai refuses to tap and goes to sleep as the ref steps in to save him just a minute into the bout.

Jason High def. Yuya Shirai via Technical Submission (Rear Naked Choke) at 0:59 of Round 1

Hayato "Mach" Sakurai (34-8-2) vs. Shinya Aoki (20-3)

Round 1: Mach rushes at the bell and the pair hit the floor immediately with Aoki in Sakurai's guard. Mach rolls Aoki onto his side in the corner and connects with three quick and brutal right knees to the head. Sakurai follows up with a trio of stiff right hands, but Aoki is already unconscious. Absolutely vicious stuff.

Hayato "Mach" Sakurai def. Shinya Aoki via KO (Knees) at 0:27 of Round 1

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Bloodyelbow Night Crew, To Arms!

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 4, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NIGHTRIDER!!

And Bellator is awesome!!

Oh, and Fuck Sports Entertainment fans.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 4, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buzz’d.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 4, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 AM ET / 6 AM P

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Apr 4, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

?

?

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Apr 4, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That can’t be right.

Bolts from the Blue // "Game over." - Jamal Williams
Bloody Elbow // "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken

by Richard Wade on Apr 4, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would have been really mad if the world had started spinning in the other direction and no one had told me.

I dislike Matt Hughes.

by MonkeyCHops on Apr 4, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweeeeet.

My Predictions:
Ikuhisa Minowa/Katsuyori Shibata
Andrews Nakahara/Shungo Oyama
Vitor Ribeiro/Katsuhiko Nagata
Riki Fukuda/ Murilo Rua
Sergei Kharitonov/Jeff Monson No contest
Hideo Tokoro/Daiki “DJ.taiki” Hata
John Alessio/Andre Galvao
Marius Zaromskis/Seichi Ikemoto
Yuya Shirai/Jason High
Hayato “Mach” Sakurai/Shinya Aoki

by AnonymousA on Apr 4, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Will I catch the main event

if I wake up at 7:30 am?

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by achengy on Apr 4, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Probably, but you might be cutting it close. I think the last few shows have run about 4 1/2 – 5 hours.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 4, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

7am it is then

.

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by achengy on Apr 4, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know if I can pull through.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 4, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you dying or something?

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 4, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think if I sleep now I can watch Dream then take a train into the city for WEC.

I was thinking about not going to sleep at all, and I don’t know if I can do that.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 4, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOO!!

I’ll be here – hosting a poker party at my apt, but I’ll be here for the fights!

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 4, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Whenever you are dealt 8 4 you need to push with all of your might. 4 representing D, and 8 representing 8. D.8!

by AnonymousA on Apr 4, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Will the show be airing Sunday at 3 or Monday at 3 for us living on the east coast of the USA?

by TannerMatthews on Apr 4, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tonight - In a few hours.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 4, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aoki really does look like an earthworm.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 4, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Minowa looks a little concerned.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 4, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What style Aoki pants will he be wearing?

My money’s on rainbow stripes.

Keep firing Assholes!

by Ubernoober on Apr 4, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m go with the underdog: rainbow polka dots.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 4, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Making my rounds on the Japanese MMA sites...

I don’t have an exact translation, but Sportsnavi has a piece up titled “Why No TV?” regarding the agonizing way in which Versus trickles out the WEC prelims on WrekCage. Sounds like WEC 40 is especially frustrating for Japanese fans because there’s few popular fighters (Tamura, Rani Yahya) on the undercard that they might not get to see for months; they also criticize the delay in broadcasting the excellent McCullough-Cerrone fight from WEC 36.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 4, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Do you have a conception of what the fan make up is in Japan? Are they mostly hardcore fans anymore? Is there a set of blogs and news sites that kind off create an community/echo-chamber, like here? Do mainstream news media sites cover them? I’m pretty curious because I really know nothing about the MMA community in Japan.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 4, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m honestly clueless to the current vibe of the Japanese fanbase as well.

I’ve tried checking out a handful of fan blogs and message boards, but tend to stick to places like Sportsnavi (Yahoo! Sports’ Japanese outlet) and GBRing because they get the official news up fast and report from all the pressers/open workouts, usually with nice pics. (Though sometimes I wonder if there’s a Japanese version of Kevin Iole sitting in the Sportsnavi office…)

Somewhat unrelated, but one thing I do know – TONS of Japanese and Japan-based fighters have, and meticulously maintain, personal blogs, and they leak info on them pretty frequently. Good example – just yesterday, Sanae Kikuta broke the story that Fukuda was stepping in to fight Rua on the GRABAKA blog. Actually, someone hinted at it on the GRABAKA blog, then Kikuta confirmed it on his personal blog a few hours later.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh, that’s pretty cool. Thanks.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gono’s blog is awesome – he discusses his love for Playboy, his loneliness without women, and even posted himself nude. Good stuff.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish that was more surprising.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’re probably the ones who inspire his intro routines.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve always wondered how good the japanese commentators are. Do they know their stuff or is there just one dude who does and the other is clueless? Do they treat it like a sport?

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t wait to get home drunk and start watching this shit.

by Michael Rome on Apr 5, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

To Chris!

A biiiiiiiig thanks for organizing yet another all-nighter!
Want to be sure it’s in before things get too hectic here.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2nd'd.

I love these things too much.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My pleasure!

I just press some buttons, these things would be no fun without you guys.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Guys

Id like to join the night crew if its ok. gotta stay up for my boy aoki :)

Buddey System

by Amigop on Apr 5, 2009 1:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Welcome aboard!

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks. gotta be a part of the community, nobody at my school watches dream :/

Buddey System

by Amigop on Apr 5, 2009 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They miss out on DREAM because they’re asleep? How ironic…

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BE Night Crew FTW!

Hopefully I don’t black out into sleep halfway through like I did the last two times.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 1:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Another new addition to the BE Night Crew...

He doesn’t have a name yet, but he’s having trouble staying up too.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 2:07 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Sleepy cat is sleepy.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So Cute!

I wuv kittehs! Mine is uglee wif a snagel-toof. Yurs is preshus!

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guess yer gonna haveta name him after the winner of Minowa/Shibata.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would have went with Interseptor Fungalschtup

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I might catch an hour. Wish these things weren’t 4 hours+.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 5, 2009 2:35 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wish these wouldnt start at 2am…

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We are live!

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 3:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, Bruce.

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey i see what u did there, u called him bruce, as in bruce buffer :P

Buddey System

by Amigop on Apr 5, 2009 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HECK YES.

I need someone to slap me in the face a bit and get me fired up like Clay Guida’s cornerman at the Harley-Davidson prep point.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

*smack

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So frickin’ glad I don’t have class tomorrow – after the the other Live Blogs, I fall asleep in History of Modern Phil. and get yelled at. My teacher never likes my answer.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 3:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LET MEEEEEEEEEEEE ENTERTAIN YOU!!!!!

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 3:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and in 30 minutes fights will commence……

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 3:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, for real. I enjoy the pageantry to an extent, but I just want to see some fucking fights.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 5, 2009 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Patience is a virtue.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course the snail guy would say that.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yes. and apparently i lack it.

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not when you have to get up in the morning.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 5, 2009 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then yer boss just had to be equally as patient. :)

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or work in the afternoon with crazy folk. coincidentally they are not forgiving to the cranky.

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I love the pageantry of the Japanese shows, but the 40 minute opening ceremonies and intermissions are tough to take at this time of morning.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Especially now that they no longer have a diaper wearing Takada banging some drums.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, the Japanese broadcasts are always more interesting…I don’t mind HDNet not going live, really…

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 3:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It never ceases to amaze me how quiet a Japanese crowd can be.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 5, 2009 3:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah that weirded me out the first few Japanese shows I caught.

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t like it, they need to start to cheer more like they do in japanese soccer.

by Pondepon on Apr 5, 2009 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude’s giving out the rules. Very important stuff…demands everyone’s complete attention.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are there English broadcasters, because my feed is only Japanese?

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 3:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HDNet isn’t airing it live. We’re getting the SkyPerfect (Japanese) PPV feed.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 5, 2009 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good to know. Arigato.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 3:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hai

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

First Bellator (Spanish) then Dream (Japanese)

Hardcore shit lol

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glad I been brushing up on my japanese

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder why they’re getting it a week after now.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 3:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else know?

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

low ratings

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HDNet would love to show DREAM live, but the issue is that they are having the event on a Sunday night in Tokyo…it makes for an awful time for people to watch in the U.S. I would love if DREAM held events on Friday or Saturday, then we would air it LIVE. We try to keep our new MMA programming primarily on Fridays and some Saturdays so fans always know when they can catch MMA on HDNet.

http://mma.fanhouse.com/2009/02/25/hdnet-to-air-sengoku-live-dream-7-on-tape-delay/

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Annoucer

The restrooms are to the back and to the sides.

Please do not smoke when the seatbelt sign is on.

Your seat can be made as a personal flotation device

No buying of loud snacks before or during the event

please put your seat in an upright position during intermission or after the event

Do not wedgie, nuggie, indian burn or wet willie foreigners

Thank you for choosing Dream.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:14 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

hahahaaha Nice

Buddey System

by Amigop on Apr 5, 2009 3:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmao

rec’d

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nike logos on the official DREAM shirts…

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 3:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who will be the first fighter in MMA to wear a Snuggie to the ring/cage?

by a tommy point on Apr 5, 2009 3:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome tribute

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 3:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DREAM Luh The Kids

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea, haha the was a low blow, its the japenese response to the UFC Mask tribute

Buddey System

by Amigop on Apr 5, 2009 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t they do a Helio tribute on the last show too?

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 5, 2009 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup. Had Sakuraba talk and everything.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, a really, really nice one. This one seemed like it was more about DREAM fighters being role models for kids.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting when Sakurai is on the card…

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this being broadcast?

by ThunderCat on Apr 5, 2009 3:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

English language is this Friday

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Helio Respect

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I miss the lord of the leever punch :(

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Free

In Japan.

It’s on SkySport

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WAR RIKI!!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So I’m just gonna go out on a limb and say “The Punk by leg submission.”

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 3:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

And unlike smoogy, I’m pretty stoked on that fight.

P.S. Damn you for getting to watch this at a reasonable hour.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol tis 5:25 pm… but I’d prefer to watch the UFC’s at night, as it feels right, but I’ll take what I can get.

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 3:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is going to be the first time I’ve ever seen Shaolin fight live.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 3:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I dig it.

So nuuhhh.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sacrilege!

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you kidding? It’s epic.

Editor-in-chief of MMA-Analyst.com

by Leland Roling on Apr 5, 2009 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That music makes me feel like Im playing a JRPG lol

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fail. Massive fail.

Systems crashing.

Fail.

by a tommy point on Apr 5, 2009 3:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same here. I know who’s fighting already. Having them prance on stage does nothing for me. A few of the Bushido’s had sweet opening ceremonies, but they get old really quickly.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I kinda like it. Its a stark contrast to most american events.

Buddey System

by Amigop on Apr 5, 2009 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let the pro-wrestling begin…

by mmalogic on Apr 5, 2009 3:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lawl

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

UWF NEVER DIE!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha!

logic, you are the absolute last person I expected to see in here

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im researching pro wrestling so i need to do some homework.

by mmalogic on Apr 5, 2009 3:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lesnar vs Mir is not for a few months still.

by MMASuPreMaCy on Apr 5, 2009 4:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In fact, professional wrestling is strong

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec’d for saku

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 3:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Strongest!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

War Ring of Honor!

:P

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WBC tribute. Sweet.

by a tommy point on Apr 5, 2009 3:27 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DJ Taiki is....

The Maestro!!!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:27 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's 3:30 pm here

How are you guys doing?

"Because I rode in here on my fucking Thunderhorse and handled business."

by skeed on Apr 5, 2009 3:27 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A bit tired – I’m at 2:30 am.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s 3:30 am here. hello other side of the world.

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

its like 12:30 down in these parts

Buddey System

by Amigop on Apr 5, 2009 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2:30am

I doubt Ill make it and the wife wants me to go to church tomorrow…

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

someone get smoogy to translate the japanese for us

by mmalogic on Apr 5, 2009 3:27 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think I may be more interested in who sprints to the ring the fastest rather than who actually wins this fight.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 3:28 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh, why is this leading off? FML.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 5, 2009 3:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love that site.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 3:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Minowaman's gonna get the crowd all fired up...

so they can sit in complete silence for the next four hours.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’re going to sit in silence because they all love BJJ and are explicitly aware of all the subtleties of the ground game in MMA.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 3:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, fights.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 5, 2009 3:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Minowa via Squatting Gori Special!!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

O DAMn, The Fights are starting

Buddey System

by Amigop on Apr 5, 2009 3:31 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Better get the stream going.

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 3:31 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s Minowa’s entrance, so you probably have another ten minutes.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 3:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

zing!

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oooo look at the pretty lights.

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 3:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Night crew in the house. Sorry I’m late, many many beer cans needed to be relieved of their contents. I love how I can show up a half hour late for Dream events and not miss a fight.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 3:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

american pro-wrestling has better entrance music than japanese pro-wrestling

by mmalogic on Apr 5, 2009 3:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Your killing the buzz bro

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 3:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually. Other way around.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

minus the time Hogan came out to “Voodo Chile”….no.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 3:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

better pyro too

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wawawawwaawa

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 5, 2009 3:33 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shibata totally ran faster on the walkway. That’s all I really care about.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 3:33 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

american pro-wrestling has better actors than japanese pro-wrestling

by mmalogic on Apr 5, 2009 3:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This I agree

Americans are actors

Japanese are Athletes

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best. Mullet. Ever.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 3:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Radar graphs FTW!

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 3:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Am I the only one who thinks Lenne Hardt’s been playing up her schtick a little too much?

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 5, 2009 3:35 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!!!!!

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 3:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we dont see that kind of handshake in american pro-wrestling

by mmalogic on Apr 5, 2009 3:35 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Must be a fan of JP Pro Wrestling eh? I mean you stayed up… lol

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol…nope

by ThunderCat on Apr 5, 2009 3:36 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Idon’t speak Japanese, but I’ve heard “puroresu” at least 15 times already.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 3:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shibata's Da was very popular back in the late 80's

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It means quiet crowd.

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

? “Puroresu” means “pro wrestling.”

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 5, 2009 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought for a second there that Minowa was going to lock in his devastating ‘pretend to go for a kimura but really just lay on your opponent’ move. He used it for over 8 straight minutes on Phil Baroni in their second fight. Devastating.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 3:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lmao i thought so to, i was getting nervous :)

Buddey System

by Amigop on Apr 5, 2009 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Japanese standup!

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 3:40 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait…who got the yellow card?

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 3:40 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Looked like Shibata. He definitely didn’t deserve it though. What’s he supposed to do when all Minowa is doing is burying his head in his chest and throwing rabbit punches?

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shibata

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the guy in his underoos

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LEGLOCK BATTLE!!!!

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 3:42 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Only time MMA actually looks liek Pro Wrestling lol

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And when Gilbert Melendez lays down a death valley driver or two.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The ol’ double leglock spot.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 5, 2009 3:42 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Minowa needs to hulk up.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 3:42 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else find it odd that someone so well versed in leg locks would continue to wear wrestling shoes into the ring?

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 5, 2009 3:43 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL, well versed?

Editor-in-chief of MMA-Analyst.com

by Leland Roling on Apr 5, 2009 3:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder the same thing when Josh Barnett fights in Japan.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn’t that kind of like asking why judokas in MMA wear their gis to fight?

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That wasn’t exactly a sound technical leg lock. At one point, Shibata’s leg was straight and in no danger.

Editor-in-chief of MMA-Analyst.com

by Leland Roling on Apr 5, 2009 3:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he reversed the figure four!

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 3:43 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

inverted

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shibatas got it!

Buddey System

by Amigop on Apr 5, 2009 3:44 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn

Buddey System

by Amigop on Apr 5, 2009 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Minowa kept getting top position but he always does next to nothing with it.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 3:46 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wonder if Kurt Angle is in the back.

Bothering fighters.

He sure isn’t at the checkpoint trying to gleen camera time.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:46 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wanna see a calf slicer.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 3:46 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

KID is trying to do his coolest, disinterested voice for the commentary.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 3:47 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

or

he’s high as hell

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 3:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what the fuck… isnt this on hdnet??? Listening to these announcers is like silverware falling down a large set of stairs.

by mmalogic on Apr 5, 2009 3:48 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And yet still they are 1000x better than Bas and Kenny.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 3:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey now…

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

10000x better?

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO

Buddey System

by Amigop on Apr 5, 2009 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

isnt this on hdnet???

next week.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 3:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who got carded that time?

Buddey System

by Amigop on Apr 5, 2009 3:50 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Woah, crowd noise!

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:50 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My God...

Is Shibata trying to win?

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:50 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shibata is winning this fight.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 3:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SHIT YEAH!

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was ridiculous.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 3:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SUPLEXSU!!!!

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 3:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A

Minowaman is gassed, yo.

GERMAN SUPLEX!

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 5, 2009 3:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mt. Everest Style!!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suplex! Sweet!

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 3:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

like I said… PRO FUCKIN WRESTLING

by mmalogic on Apr 5, 2009 3:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

But it was

MOTHER FUCKING AWESOME!

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Not in so many words.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 3:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO rec’d

Buddey System

by Amigop on Apr 5, 2009 3:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The announcers should get the decision victory for the way they called the seplexu.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 3:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best german suplex since Oumakhanov/Miyazaki or Stevenson/Pellegrino.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 3:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’M 3-6!!!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 3:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank God I loved the +350 on Shibata.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 3:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice pick. I didn’t bet on that fight at all.

Editor-in-chief of MMA-Analyst.com

by Leland Roling on Apr 5, 2009 3:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought about taking this as well.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 5, 2009 4:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only Minowa could actually do something while on top….

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 3:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love when Japanese fighters make such a big deal about such a meaningless fight.

Oh, MInowa blows.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 5, 2009 3:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

One thing I will always love about fighting in a ring – standing on the corner ropes in victory.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 3:54 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like diving out of it to avoid submissions.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 3:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its hard to do in Affliction though because there ring is so limp dick. Such saggy ass ropes. They need the little japanese oompa loompas to keep that shit tight.

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 3:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Andrews Nakahara will defeat Lyoto Machida on NYE 2011.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 3:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s not even a decent troll. Too far out there.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 3:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh god

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 5, 2009 3:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TEAM Karate FTW!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Transexual Psychics FTW!!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, Aoki and Monson in about….2 hours?

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

More like six.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 3:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should've planned a picnic

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t even have any beer, sober as fuck . :(

Lost my debit card. No cash flow…

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d say Monson-Sergei in 1 – 1 1/2 hours. Aoki-Mach probably 3.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously...

People complain about the pacing of WEC or UFN events – we’ve had one fight in an hour so far…

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least we get 8-10 fights guaranteed on a Dream card. I’m willing to drink Old Milwaukee for 5 hours in the middle of the night for that.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s, like, about the experience, maaaan…

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

After the opening intros and tributes, the fights move along quickly. Intro package, fight, intro package, fight, etc.

by a tommy point on Apr 5, 2009 4:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The pacing on Spike cards is awful. I actually think they’ve done a superb job with the PPV’s lately.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 5, 2009 4:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yukio Mishima is my favorite author. And my favorite homosexual Nationalist.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 3:58 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Have you seen Paul Schrader’s movie about him?

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

:’(

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 3:58 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Glow worms to Oyama's music

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 4:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This intro is 5000 percent awesome.

by smoogy on Apr 5, 2009 4:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Please tell me you gif’d that German Suplex

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its in my notes. The side angle replay was pretty

by smoogy on Apr 5, 2009 4:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yay for eminem……….

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 4:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nah

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought only the UFC had crappy rap music for entrances?

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always wondered….was Nakahara born as a conjoined twin, and they were seperated at some point after that? It’s the only thing that would explain why they named him AndrewS.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe his dad is named Andrew.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 4:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cant wait for Torres and the Mariachi music, shit gets crunk son :P

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The double mariachi when he fought Tapia was the shit.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 5, 2009 4:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Spaghetti
Spaghetti
Spaghetti
8 Mile!!
[/Dave Chappelle]

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 4:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 4:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like eminem.

by bigislandboi808 on Apr 5, 2009 4:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I Like Skettals

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 4:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like boobies

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mmmmm boobs.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uncensored Boobies!

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 4:07 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

wild and uncontrolled!!

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 5, 2009 4:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 4:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, quick fights baby!

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nakahara!!!!

by Skatanicus on Apr 5, 2009 4:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well I’m confused. What the fuck just happened?

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 4:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

pro-wrestling just happened

by mmalogic on Apr 5, 2009 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

After the kick miss, Nakahara punches him I believe

Editor-in-chief of MMA-Analyst.com

by Leland Roling on Apr 5, 2009 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like he divided for a leg lock, missed, and then got pounded out for his trouble.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This made me laugh for some reason.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 5, 2009 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nakahara Fist stabbed him like Lyoto

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When leg scissors go bad…

by a tommy point on Apr 5, 2009 4:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That is hilarious.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 5, 2009 4:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He knocked himself out!

Funny….

"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"

by RearNakedChoker on Apr 5, 2009 4:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He seemed to dive for a leg… and then got tamper tantrumed on a bit and the fight was stopped. Did I miss something?

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 4:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It looked like he fucked up a rolling kneebar and then got punched.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 4:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, are they translating japanese into japanese?

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

portuguese. Don’t mind me. Look away.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sam, He fell on his head

and knoocked himself silly

"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"

by RearNakedChoker on Apr 5, 2009 4:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well now I’m saddened I missed those couple of seconds. I guess it will be giffed at a later time.

Nakahara managed to make portugese not sound so evil.

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 4:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He ate a big right after the missed kick. Replays didn’t catch it… oh wait… there it is

Editor-in-chief of MMA-Analyst.com

by Leland Roling on Apr 5, 2009 4:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay. LMAO

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 4:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nakahara is talking a little too much for a 2-1 d00de.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 4:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

just wondering…what are they saying after the fight? are they thanking anyone or something?

by bigislandboi808 on Apr 5, 2009 4:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“Kids, when you go for a rolling kneebar, don’t miss and hit yourself on the head. That’s counter-productive.”

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 4:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was like, “Big ups to my man Ewerton for beating JLB the other week. Where is he? Ewerton, where are you? Ewerton? Oh there he is. Stand up Ewerton, you’re awesome.”

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 4:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well done.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 5, 2009 4:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now that the Japanese sideshow acts are outta the way, we get to see some real fights!

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We’ve still got Nagata.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 4:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yuji?

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 4:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stirring performance by Oyama.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 4:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Japanese fights are always great

by Skatanicus on Apr 5, 2009 4:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

In fact, kyokushin karate is strong.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 4:11 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

rec’d for almost saku

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 4:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Team Karate Rock The World!!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 4:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Aww…Shaolin doesn’t even get a real VTR.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 4:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And Nagata just gets a replay of his DREAM.1 VTR.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 4:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL Weak Point…JZ broke him.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 4:13 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Nagata still NWO Hollywood, or did he switch it up to the Wolfpac?

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:13 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

New Japan Elite!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s actually rolling with Full Blooded Italians now.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tony Mamaluke FTW.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nation of Domination?

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This has nothing to do with the comment, but your Goldberg quote still makes me laugh everytime I read it. Good on you, sir.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup, its my favorite :D

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

neither

DX

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The lion sees all.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 5, 2009 4:13 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SKY HIGH FTFW!!

Man From Hong Kong = Best Action Movie Ever!!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 4:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

After this week, I have reason to suspect that my response to this intro would offend GLAAD.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 4:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They do have a very confusing acronym

“Mr White, glad is unhappy with you?”
“What?”
“Glad…is unhappy with you”
“Your making no fucking sense”

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 4:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What will the weak points be for the other fighters I wonder?

Aoki… prone to crying
Sakurai … chocolate and bitches

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 4:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Made me snort right thur.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 4:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shibata … rolling kneebars

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 4:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mach's married. So he's an old man now.

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 4:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then why did I have to look at a semi naked japanese man balls deep in some girl with a photoshopped Sakurai head on it? I demand a reason!

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 4:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She doesn't like it in the butt?

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 4:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yet, he’s still pulling down ass and making sex tapes.

Editor-in-chief of MMA-Analyst.com

by Leland Roling on Apr 5, 2009 4:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For Sakurai you forgot:

- the summer (heat makes him lazier)
- cutting weight
- gambling
- construction workers

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 4:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who do you think he is? KID Yam?

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 4:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m now imagining a yam with KRAZY BEE written on it.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 4:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m imagining a yam assaulting ring doctors at a Shooto show.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 4:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Thank You. I have Beer

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 4:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can’t smoke beer (shakes head)

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 4:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DX is what his face is going to look like when he taps!

by Skatanicus on Apr 5, 2009 4:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The brutality of this is going to rule.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:18 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m pretty sure Nagata is going to end this with a neck crank.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 4:18 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice referee drag.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:21 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why isn’t Nagata dead yet?

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 4:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Because Shaolin’s BJJ isn’t very quick. He’s so methodical, it takes him some time to win. Hence why he’s been overwhelmed early by top fighters.

Editor-in-chief of MMA-Analyst.com

by Leland Roling on Apr 5, 2009 4:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But Nagata has thrown his arm out there like, “You wanna take this?” a bunch of times.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 4:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you just imply that Shaolin actually hurts his opponents during a fight? lol

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 4:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because Shaolin is taking his time to unleash his Super Saiyan powers.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 4:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did Shaolin forget how to hit people?

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He never did know how in the first place.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 4:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boooooooooooo

:P

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Knee on berry! Wait, back to mount.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, it’s not like you can accuse Shaolin of not working.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 4:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy Shit!

Check out this perfect boxing KO I found on BLH. Replay starts ~2:00.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 4:26 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Shaolin, he’s practically begging you to armbar him! This is like Barnett/Yvel 2!

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:27 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, till the gusher. He bladed!

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah…lol wtf…

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 4:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn!!!

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 4:27 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMN!!!

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:27 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Flashes of Joe Daddy/Penn lol

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:27 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i love that fight simply for the sheer amount of blood loss.

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 4:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dang...

Split his head wide open

"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"

by RearNakedChoker on Apr 5, 2009 4:27 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That shit was ketchup… a pro-wrestling technique

by mmalogic on Apr 5, 2009 4:28 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that was some watery-ass ketchup then.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 4:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

…welcome back Shaolin?

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 4:28 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He was still rather typical Shaolin, not exactly a great performance. Methodical, very methodical BJJ. He needs to get some power.

Editor-in-chief of MMA-Analyst.com

by Leland Roling on Apr 5, 2009 4:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

one shotted him

by Skatanicus on Apr 5, 2009 4:28 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ooooooooh!

Shaolin was like…“I wanted to destroy something beautiful.” A little revenge move for his eye.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 4:28 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fight Club. . .sigh. . .A good movie, just wish people would find a new source for quotes. . .

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 4:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that book is full of them. i mean there is no way you can have a problem with “You boiled my mother!”

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, what the hell is this? I thought cuts in MMA were only caused by elbows? Someone lied to me!

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 4:28 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha

I was just about to make the same comment.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 4:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

On a somewhat related note. I do like DREAM rules, with kicking allowed when your both on the ground etc. If only they added standing elbows and elbows once you passed guard everythign would be swell.

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 4:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was wondering why he kept giving up mount

He just wanted to be extra brutal. Nice.

"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"

by RearNakedChoker on Apr 5, 2009 4:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Don’t you know? Half guard is the new mount.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess...

Couture’s style is spreading all over

"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"

by RearNakedChoker on Apr 5, 2009 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

These fights have been pretty awful so far.

by Carl P on Apr 5, 2009 4:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hasn’t been the cream of the crop so far.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 4:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We got enough blood in the last fight to make up for it. Besides, I’m reading Hellblazer during the boring parts

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What I meant to say was that the best was yet to come.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 4:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pretty much

Bellator 1 > Dream 8 so far

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are any Bellator vids available yet? Will any air on a normal network channel?

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 4:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No clue

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just wait until Zaromskis hits the stage.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 4:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sounds like a bad idea. He could end up breaking his hand before his fight if he does that.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 4:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did they just say Ninja has a bakcbone and he’s fighting Shinobi?

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:30 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

or a backbone, even!

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As only as they didn’t say Ninja’s backbone looks like hes been fighting in Shenobl we’ll be alllright

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Murilo Rua is a really old 28.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 5, 2009 4:30 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

PRIDE deadset tried to kill Ninja.

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 4:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Grabaka Gym-Sweeper!

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:31 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WAR RIKI!!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 4:31 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ninja has no weak point whatsoever.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 4:31 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

But he does have a soft spot:

His midsection.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s a freaking Ninja. A rather tubby Ninja, but I guess he is well rounded… zing.

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TK looks like he’s in a fucking horror movie with that lighting.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 4:33 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

has epileptic seizure

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow really? Pink? lol

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:33 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wicky Akiyo is the only thing Pink related that should be allowed in DREAM.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 4:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fukuda should get beat just for picking this song.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 5, 2009 4:33 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Unless he really is in fact a rock star…or pink…

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 4:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well apparently Ninja is the rockstar, so I guess that leaves Fukuda with pink. Ick.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 4:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

el oh el!

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It could be worse. Ishida could be on the show and coming out to Evanescence.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 4:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well he wants to start a fight it seems.. but i doubt he’ll finish one.

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 4:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. What a terrible song choice.

by Carl P on Apr 5, 2009 4:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ohhh the music just keeps getting better and better…. something you would never here in the UFC bc dana white would have a shit fit.

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 4:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bring on the THUNDERCATS!

by Carl P on Apr 5, 2009 4:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THUNDERHORSE rather.

by Carl P on Apr 5, 2009 4:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had something witty to type until I heard F’N PINK. My brain just melted.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"I just lost my husband, I don't know where he went"

What the fuck is this shit?

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 4:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

U.S. pop

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 4:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No wonder I don’t know it – I listen to music.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 4:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t act like y’all aren’t dancing along in your computer chairs. WE SEE YOU!

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:35 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Poping and Locking

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 4:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can I Party?

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 4:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shes hot though :)

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:35 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

+1 Pink for being hot and sexy :)

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In a lesbian kind of way. Sorry GLAAD.

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 4:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Getting in to bed. Gonna see how far I get into the show. Night everyone.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 5, 2009 4:35 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At least we can count on Nelson to stay up for 3 days and watch MMA with us!

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thumbs DOWN!

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wuss

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 4:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s still digesting syrup man, cut the man some slack.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If some woman is sumb enough to let me impregnate her multiple times, I’m naming my first 2 kids Shogun and Ninja. And I’m butting major money on them gassing out 2 minutes into labor.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:41 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

L O fucking L

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 4:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or DUMB enough. It’s much funnier when you spell it right, apparently.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

betting to. Gooooo Pilsner.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

on that note: how do you butt money?

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 4:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you looking for a picture?

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 4:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you have one. yes please. just out of curiosity.

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 4:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is why the BE night crew rules.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It sounded much funnier in my head. My drunken fingers aren’t working with me here.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Those kids sound like they’re going to be huge disappointments.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 4:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t mess with Fukuda.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 4:41 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh

Solid chin by Ninja, now Fukuda is gassing….

Editor-in-chief of MMA-Analyst.com

by Leland Roling on Apr 5, 2009 4:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldnt say Ninja was gassed, he was just dazed and trying to gather himself. Looking better now

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ninja? You mean Fukuda.

Editor-in-chief of MMA-Analyst.com

by Leland Roling on Apr 5, 2009 4:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit.

"Because I rode in here on my fucking Thunderhorse and handled business."

by skeed on Apr 5, 2009 4:41 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow. that needs to be giffed for just being too blatantly sexual for mma.

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 4:43 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the hump mount

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

when Ninja tried to take dude’s back while standing in the corner. Ninja pulled Fukuda’s hips into his junk and then tried to jump into him (or on him). Didn’t work out so well

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 4:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shades of Buentello and baby Fedor lmao!

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

when Ninja tried to take dude’s back while standing in the corner. Ninja pulled Fukuda’s hips into his junk and then tried to jump into him (or on him). Didn’t work out so well

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 4:45 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This entire sequence of events is making me question why Ninja was trying to stand in the first place.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 4:46 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Because his main gameplan is to play to his opponents strengths.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 4:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Any East Coasters still up?

Im not even watching it, im just reading the updates on here. How cool am I?

by Slica on Apr 5, 2009 4:47 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not very

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 4:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm Gulf Coast

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 4:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you’re up at almost 5 am reading the comments w/o watching the fights… pretty amazing.

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 4:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pretty amazing ******.

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

4:47am….I have no idea how I’m still up.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 4:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It helps

when you have a team (Mich St) going to the Championship. And of course Mountain Dew.

Im just curious about the fights, and I was going to be up either way. I have dial up, so its not like I can just pop it on on the internet or whatever.

by Slica on Apr 5, 2009 5:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very close fight so far. Ninja is a fighter, man.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 4:48 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and a rockstar…

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 4:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And not particularly good at either.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 4:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is getting sloppy.

by Carl P on Apr 5, 2009 4:48 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 4:49 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Ha!

"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"

by RearNakedChoker on Apr 5, 2009 4:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd

Michael Scott Paper Company Pictures, Images and Photos

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve watch seasons 1-4 on Netflix and haven’t seen any of 5 yet, but I can’t wait for the DVD.
(You’re not spoiling anything, BTW, friends already do that for me)

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 4:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best show ever!

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d put Arrested Development ahead of it, but it’s way up there. No one else in my family likes it, but they kill themselves laughing over Larry the Cable Guy.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 4:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s the worst.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 4:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No love for It’s always sunny in Philadelphia?

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 4:58 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Easily my favorite show evar.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 4:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Leave the women and children at home. Did a NINJA bring his wife with him when he was hiding up in the trees about to kill some shit?”

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:48 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

God, I just love...

10 minute rounds!

"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"

by RearNakedChoker on Apr 5, 2009 4:50 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ninja needs to take him down immediately and end this.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 4:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

anytime now….

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 4:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i smell a decision.

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 4:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit stinks

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fukuda won the first half, Ninja the second. All comes down to the last 5 minutes here.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 4:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FooooKooooDuuuuh!

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fukuda winning via Ninja’s horrible gameplan.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 4:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Random question...

What do you think is responsible for most KOs…The neck snap or the impact?

"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"

by RearNakedChoker on Apr 5, 2009 4:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Neck snap. Brain short circuit.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"

by RearNakedChoker on Apr 5, 2009 4:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

either way the brain jiggles in the CSF which is what does the trick.

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 4:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CSF?

"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"

by RearNakedChoker on Apr 5, 2009 4:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cerebral-Spinal Fluid (or something close to that)

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 4:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah...

"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"

by RearNakedChoker on Apr 5, 2009 4:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

csf = cerebral spinal fluid. it helps protect the brain (and spinal cord) and lets it float so that way there is more time and distance between the brain matter and the skull for impact instances.

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 5:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You learn something new....

…every day. Thanks!

"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"

by RearNakedChoker on Apr 5, 2009 5:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not a problem. i am full of plenty of (somewhat useless) anatomical knowledge.

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 5:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Being Jonathan Goulet.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 4:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AKA Glass Joe

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 5:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fukuda wins because he won the last 40 seconds of the fight. /Bushido rules.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 4:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FFFUUUKKKKUUUDDDAAA!!!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 4:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lame

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 4:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fukuda.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 4:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Definitely Fukuda's fight

"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"

by RearNakedChoker on Apr 5, 2009 4:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we call him a Ninja Turtle now?

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 4:58 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How About The Fail Ninja

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 4:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

Splinter would be disappointed with that performance.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 4:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very good fight. I would’ve given Ninja the nod, but that last minute was all Fukuda.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 4:58 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Fukuda pulled that one out right at the end. Ninja was about to win by leg kicks.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 5:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In all fairness, Ninja did think he was fighting Dong…

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 4:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I feel sorry for any man that has to fight Dong, even a Ninja.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 5:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but to be the man you have to beat the Dong.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 5:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Finally! A Real Fight!

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 4:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope FEG gets around to paying these poor fighters

by mmalogic on Apr 5, 2009 5:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It would be nice

but it’s not essential to my enjoyment of the show.

See also: Zuffa and Baldy Talksalot

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 5:02 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Karrots FTW

Beat American Zangeff.

Or is it Sieger?

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 5:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dhalsim in the house.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 5:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Monson probably has a tattoo of him somewhere.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 5:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WAR MONSON!

That was quicker than expected! Aoki next then I can go night night! :)

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 5:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Aoki isn’t next. He’s last.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 5:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe Monson's fighting agin so soon

"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"

by RearNakedChoker on Apr 5, 2009 5:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GDP: Gettin’ Dat Paper.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 5:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He might be an oddball, but I have respect for anyone that will fight 3 times on 3 different continents in 2 weeks.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 5:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The G20 Protest suck without him

He’s usually the life of the party

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 5:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least this music doesn’t blow.

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 5:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This sounds like really bad NES game music.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 5:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

now I wanna play Duck Hunt.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 5:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Metroid Bitch!

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 5:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mega Man 2…best NES game of all time.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 5:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or contra?

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 5:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea… i spoke too soon. shoulda knocked on some damn wood.

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 5:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Them's fightin' words, boy. . .

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 5:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The NES had heart man, the PS3 looks like that thing that scared Macauly Culkin in the basement in Home Alone.

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 5:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Tecmo Bowl love up in here?

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 5:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol at Sergei;s music

by Pandanus on Apr 5, 2009 5:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m predicting a no contest in this fight.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 5:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate you for making me look that up on wikipedia.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 5:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’ve never seen Clerks?

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 5:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess I don’t remember that part.

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 5:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When Dante is painting his GF’s nails (the “37 dicks” part), she describes a guy who enjoyed snowballing. Much arguing ensued.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 5:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Monson is about to get tenderized

by smoogy on Apr 5, 2009 5:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

or melted?

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 5:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man i hope he wears that singlet while he fights

by Pandanus on Apr 5, 2009 5:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why do the Japanese hire Monson so often – he’s fought in PRIDE, Sengoku, now DREAM.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 5:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Because he’s extreme.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 5:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

love monson’s ridiculous rpg graph

by yngjzy on Apr 5, 2009 5:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

His nose isn’t orange. He’s totally faking this snowman shit.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 5:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WAR Monson!!!

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 5:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Back of the head much?

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 5:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG! I just made 12 dollars!

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 5:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahahahahahhaha. All I could think of before this fight was a north/south choke. Yes!

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 5:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow...

Monson can now afford a good lawyer

Editor-in-chief of MMA-Analyst.com

by Leland Roling on Apr 5, 2009 5:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he can totally pawn that trophy.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 5:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ebay. bigger pawning market.

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 5:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its on craigslist already. Howd he pull that off so quikly? lol

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 5:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit’s ridiculous.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 5:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man…Monson is such a fucker.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 5:10 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

......

hangs himself in the bathroom

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 5:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Interesting...

Nelson is in his corner

Editor-in-chief of MMA-Analyst.com

by Leland Roling on Apr 5, 2009 5:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So...Fat Bastard is BFF?

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 5:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WAR Anarchy Top Team!

"Because I rode in here on my fucking Thunderhorse and handled business."

by skeed on Apr 5, 2009 5:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well…bad day for DREAM.

I can almost guarantee they wanted Sergei and Ninja to win.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 5:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh, i think they’ll take the Fukuda win. Kharitonov is likely K-1 bound for his next fight regardless

by smoogy on Apr 5, 2009 5:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Psssh…if you think Ninja wouldn’t’ve been fighting Jacare at DREAM.9 yer nuts.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 5:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who cares? I doubt they gave a shit either way. It’s not like those guys are draws for them.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 5:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yer gonna make the argument that Ninja/Kharitonov have less draw than Monson/Fukuda?

lol

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 5:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If anything, all four of those guys have such minimal drawing power that it’s not going to make a difference either way. None of those guys are going to have shows built around them, and none of them are going to be anything more than mid-card guys at best. Who knows if their fights even make the TBS broadcast (I doubt they will).

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 5:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pssshh…who said anything about building shows around them?

Going overboard there, bro.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 5:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t say anyone was going to build shows around them. I merely said that their drawing powers are so tiny (if not non-existent) that it doesn’t really matter if one has ‘more’ or ‘less’ of it because there’s next to none in the first place.

by ilostmydog on Apr 5, 2009 5:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, none of them are going to make or break anything.

by smoogy on Apr 5, 2009 5:17 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Who the fuck is talking about making or breaking shit?

I said DREAM would’ve preferred different outcomes.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 5:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And if Tokoro loses this next fight….OH LAWD

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 5:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

After the show, he’s going to spraypaint Saitama Super!

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 5:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And then trash an automated Resturant

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 5:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully he doesn’t take this to the laptops again, otherwise there may be legal repercussions.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 5:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing more terrifying then watching Nelson two fist dinner

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 5:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit. Didn’t expect the monson victory. Afflicciont might start looking at him for Fedor instead of Barnett… cough and spew.

by SamCupitt on Apr 5, 2009 5:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So where does Monson rank now?

by Tonley on Apr 5, 2009 5:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Top 15 sounds good to me.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 5:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stuffing Kharatonov probably makes up for squeaking by Nelson.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 5:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’ll probably see him in the Top 15 when everyone updates their ratings. He’s #22 right now and has beaten #’s 20 and 17 in the span of a month.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 5:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Monson vs. Overeem makes a lot of sense now.

by smoogy on Apr 5, 2009 5:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good fight. No guillotine finish there.

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 5:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tokoro better win this fight, man…

KID vs. Tokoro = main event of DREAM.9 if he does…

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 5:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cosplay FTW

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 5:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yuichiro Nagashima > DJ.taiki

by Chris Nelson on Apr 5, 2009 5:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dressing like a girl < dressing like a psycho

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 5:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i adore the singing and dancing.

by snet tim on Apr 5, 2009 5:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what is he doing?

"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"

by RearNakedChoker on Apr 5, 2009 5:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That made me LOL. Rec’d

by Beer Monster on Apr 5, 2009 5:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would love to see his attending maidens…

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 5:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Double Rec’d

"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"

by RearNakedChoker on Apr 5, 2009 5:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is anime intro song.

by AnonymousA on Apr 5, 2009 5:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tokoro by Pac-stashe

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 5:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good night guys, it was fun. I’m calling it quits.

*Nods off

ZZZZZzzzzz……….

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 5:21 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

See ya.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 5, 2009 5:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gezz. The Vaginas are epidemic.

puts on mask

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 5, 2009 5:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Apr 5, 2009 5:24 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hey I tried.

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 5, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs