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The Ultimate Fighter 9, Episode 5 Live Thread

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Last week, Team United Kingdom fired the first shot of the season as Nick Osipczak eliminated Mark Miller via second round head kick.  Team United States kicked off the house pranks by...writing on a t-shirt and wrestling boots?  Well done, fellas.  UK coach Michael Bisping continued to needle the US side drawing particular ire from Demarques Johnson.

 

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I wonder when the coaches will get started on each other. Dana said the coaches were worse than the fighters this time. Did yall see this week’s Deadliest Warrior?

by Wookalarman on Apr 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I saw it yesterday.

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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also saw it. 1-3 on my hopefuls, though I was fairly confident in how it would end.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

It’s coming, rest assured. They’re heavily prefacing it with Bisping’s competitive behavior. Hendo is definitely the type of guy that won’t put up with that shit for long. I already want him to mash his face in, so I’ll definitely be in full-fledged “kill Bisping” mode by the end of the season.

I poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on Apr 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weird, Bisping’s behavior makes me like him more.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some people don’t need much excuse to dislike foreigners.

by mythbuster on Apr 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a questionable comment.

I poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on Apr 29, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

For reference

My profile picture is of a Japanese-Brazilian and a Lebanese-American. So maybe you should have said some people don’t need much excuse to dislike the English. Which is not to say that’s true, either!

I poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

that’s odd considering that he’s been pushing his fighters to not retaliate when it comes to the stupid “write on your clothes” pranks of the yanks…

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Say wha?

I didn’t say anything about that. I’ve never liked Bisping, and his interactions with the American team fighters is grating.

I poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on Apr 29, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just saying...

I thought more people would start to like the guy after him pushing for people to be adults.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's fine and good

But that’s not what I don’t like about him. It’s pretty clear that people either love him or hate him. I mean, I don’t hate the guy, but I root against him, and I certainly will be when he fights Hendo.

I poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last season burnt us out on Ultimate Fighter. My wife and I watched it religiously through last season, but we only watched the first episode this time around. It isn’t that we consciously decided not to watch. We just haven’t watched.

Honestly, is it worth hunting it down online and catching up?

by cmsove on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t know if it’s worth catching up, but I would definitely urge you to start watching and join the livethreads. Make’s it much more interesting.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last weeks fight was...

actually really fun

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

So far its a LOT less annoying than last season. Worth watching? Probably not, but at least its watchable.

by mythbuster on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say so...

This season is more entertaining than the last 2 or 3, for sure. The seemingly lame, UK vs US gimmick actually adds an interesting dynamic.

by zeke21 on Apr 29, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the input. I have a HUGE (700+ page) deadline tomorrow night. I’ll probably catch up this next week since I’m taking a few days off.

by cmsove on Apr 29, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow man

i dont feel so bad about having finals over the next week now

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol. It’s not like I have to write 700 pages tonight. Fortunately, I figured out that procrastination was great in school but that it’s impossible to blow off something this big and come out at the end with a job. I wrote everything over the past few months. I just have to make sure they’re good now.

by cmsove on Apr 29, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO DW SPOILERS!

It’s sitting on my Tivo. I’ll be watching after TUF

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Man, the Negotiator’s on AMC and I know I’m gonna hate changing channels.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

ESPN2 has classic boxing on all night as well.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 29, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

You might feel more at home here.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fagan and I are apparently of one mind.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 29, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not clicking on the Sherdog link, punk.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 29, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, that’s Sherdog.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 29, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

must be why they dont like me over there :(

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I was thinking

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like that guy a lot

especially after watching celeb apprentice. he seems really cool.

but im a loser baby

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

You just admitted to watching Celebrity Apprentice. :P

by mythbuster on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

its a cool show

hey brb guys my Creed 8-track just ended, time to put in some Fall Out Boy

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kind of like Jesse, too.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know who dude is, but I’ve been watching Celebrity Apprentice and he’s by far the most tolerable of the bunch.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF is Celebrity Apprentice?

by cmsove on Apr 29, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry about it.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 29, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 fights, awesome.

by zeke21 on Apr 29, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

bisping was over the moon

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Time to bear witness to the fitness of the modern warrior.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

that got real lols from me

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dent is scoring points with me

Thats dent right?

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I’m liking him too.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's the one with the scummy facial hair right?

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

the one telling the guys to stay classy

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

I like that dude…

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time to steal some socks.

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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 29, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

30 pushups every time Damarques has a 1 on 1 with the camera.

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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

“I have humped so many girls.” Jesus, are you 12?

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

"I have humped so many girls! I have humped probably 70...maybe 80"

oh…fuck…off

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

i laughed not so much at the statement

but the use of the word “hump”

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Wilt Chamberlain of MMA = Chuck Liddell

Fucking your friends wife, wow.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Who cares who initiated it!?

You fuck your friend’s wife…you’re a douchebag

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

well

it probably never happened

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Ultimate Fighter – bringing cultures together.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Season 11 is gonna be Pakistan vs. India. Needless to say, every KO is gonna be described as ‘nuclear’.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

boooo!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too soon?

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too early

Keep firing Assholes!
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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

TOO LATE

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

War? Check
Plague? Check
Want? Check
Death? Check

Is it too late to try out this religion thing?

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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

lets end it here

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that Pol pot?

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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hell yeah. I love Winner.

by zeke21 on Apr 29, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

WINNER!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do like Pros vs. Joes.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

me too

i always wanetd to do it

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's one of my favorite shows...

in terms of sometimes they run a marathon on a saturday and it eats up my entire day

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I like seeing some of the old guys in action, busting up some mouthy accountants and car salesmen.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good...

as I said when he made the finals last year…dude ain’t that good

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude...

I thought you didn’t check out that site.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s the beauty of IRC channels.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

OOO yeah, this is brain aneurysm dude.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Dana saved that dude’s life I guess?

by zacd on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

What was the doctor doing telling DW about a deadly brain condition before the patient?

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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe, Dana moonlights as a neurologist.

“You want a fucking brain scan?”

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

do you wanna be a fuckin cadaver?

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

“The nurse will be with you shortly, motherfucker.”

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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan...Henderson...bores...me...when...he...talks

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I still like Hendo almost as much as you like Bisping.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 29, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hendo is a worthless coach hahah. “You’ve got a ton of options”

by zacd on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

nice bruce lee reference

kinda?

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

"I'm the champ"

doesn’t sound cool from a little voiced dude

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Should try the Diego Sanchez School of YUS!

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winner’s got a proper hood British accent.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 29, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I want one of those.

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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 29, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's okay.

As long as you don’t hire a midget sidekick to be your “fun.”

by Chris Nelson on Apr 29, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow the red bull commercials are perverted

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

This coming from the guy who likes the D&B commercial.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

were those perverted?

serious question, i may have just missed it cus im ’tarded

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s one with a man and a woman that is. Or at least unintentionally is.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

it cant be as bad as Quiznos

put it in me scott

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I hate Red bull. It turns me into a jittery mess for 15 minutes and then I crash.

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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

plus they taste gross

in my humble oh pin ee on

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get the opposite effect

I can’t sleep for 3 days if I drink one.

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by achengy on Apr 29, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got Winner for the winner

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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Winner kinda sounds like Prince Nassem

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

he resembles him too

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

American looks a little slow

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Or is Winner just super EXPLOSIVE?

by Chris Nelson on Apr 29, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

touche Mr. Nelson

touche…

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks more ATHLETIC to me.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

body shot ow

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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

ELBOW THE SHIT OUT OF HIM WINNER!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

What a crap take down attempt

i dont think he intended to pull guard

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

he was completely vertical

id have to see it again but i think

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would LOVE to see a gogo or an oma

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

What exactly does Mazzagatti need to see, jesus.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Gray matter

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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNER!!!!!
The fetal position defence only works once.

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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Wasnt brain anurism guy the one who is here because his opponent knocked himself out?

by mythbuster on Apr 29, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t think so.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

this guy was the one who got trounced and should have lost by TKO stoppage in the first round but in the second landed a knee and choke for the win

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s the guy whose fight should have been stopped b/c he was in the fetal position for 2 minutes getting gnp and the ref didn’t stop it

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by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

hard to say anything about the Brit

the American just looked terrible. like… bad

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

That turn and curl defense worked last time.

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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 29, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Two fights in a row...

with the brain aneurysm kid where he got eaten up when someone got on top (and where it took the ref FOREVER to stop it)

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Same ref

;). Consistency from Maz perhaps?

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by achengy on Apr 29, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want a Dan Henderson motivational speaking tape.

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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

“You’re just… you know… you do a lot of things wrong… so… don’t do that.”

by Chris Nelson on Apr 29, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is the American Tapout jacket

got a mexican flag through the back of it?

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

It will make sense in 50 years :P

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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus, Jason Dent is killing me.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Wiggity wack hat over your dumb face...

…good quote

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

“Wiggity Whack Hat.” I love it.

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by Rundownloser on Apr 29, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Wiggidty Wack?

Kris Kross will make you jump.

by zeroword on Apr 29, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

running up stairs like that

seems like a good way to get injured

we did buddy carries up stairs in high school

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Ooooh. I hope Dean fucks up Demarques.

by zeke21 on Apr 29, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

So...

what we’ve learned about brit fighters from the UFC is…on TUF = good, in the big show = zzzzzzzz

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Except...

Bisping of course

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW WOW WOW

lol this kid thinks he’s gonna lose

so he will

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

"I'm not strong enough"

…balsy guy

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

ballsy

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go in bed and sleep with them?

or hump them?

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Cameron Dollar is such a bitch.

by zeke21 on Apr 29, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah he's getting punked right now

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

whilst being a punk

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this the first time they’ve shown folks training outside the gym in a good many seasons?

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 29, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Cameron is public enemy numero uno.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

The Americans are killing me.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 29, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

The Americans...

are fucking lameasses

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

its my 9th grade bus ride all over again

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way to make us look like a bunch of assclowns team USA…

by Kaleb Kelchner on Apr 29, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

thats a good one dude

next we’ll hear,

“Yeah well theres no way your dad can beat up my dad”

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Cameron,

STFU.

Thanks,

Bloody Elbow Staff

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

FW: Demarques

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Demarques had a point there

The problem is it just made things worse.

by zeroword on Apr 29, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree, Demarques is in the running for biggest douche of the season award. I like him less than I liked that one punkass from last seasons entry fights…talking about hitler and shit…and I really don’t like that guy, he made himself look REALLY bad.

by Kaleb Kelchner on Apr 29, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im getting the feeling

this season is about getting more UK fans into MMA. BC the Americans just suck all around

by despisedIcon856 on Apr 29, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

How awesome would it be if Cameron and Demaruqes were both knocked out in the first round? By quiet, introverted UK guys, no less.

by zeke21 on Apr 29, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

It is awesome to see a commercial with Common. Sure beats the hell out of the Red Bull ones.

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by Rundownloser on Apr 29, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Boy...

that Wolverine game looks about as good as the movie…

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

ow

Keep firing Assholes!
Akiyama is the Japanese word for Sexify.

by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

They raped Deadpool’s character…

RIP Bea Arthur.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 29, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Deadpool...

was made for the screen too.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

But’s he’s great in the comics…and he winds up retarded in the movie…

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 29, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

that’s what I’m saying. Great character…should translate to a movie well. but noooope

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Renolds was a great choice (he’s a personal Deadpool fan), but the writers fucked him up soooo badly…
They sew his mouth shut! He’s the Merc with a Mouth!

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 29, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clearly a good decision...

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

team usa is a joke…

by ruckus on Apr 29, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Cameron and Demarques give everyone a bad name.

Keep firing Assholes!
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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

My uncle is hunting buddies with him...

…nice dude

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL, Dan really motivating these guys.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

hey guys...stop it...be nice...

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

right now

I would MUCH rather see Rich Franklin’s way to handle this stuff

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Dan Henderson has the charisma of a pet rock.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 29, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Hendo needs to beat some of these dudes’ asses.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 29, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Dan “Intervention” Henderson…it don’t have a ring to it…at all.

by Kaleb Kelchner on Apr 29, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Love Doctor Dan?

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Futebuwl

Keep firing Assholes!
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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

“Open doors for each other on frequent occassions.”

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 29, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

USA on 3

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by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck that

When I say KING, you say MO.

KING!

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 29, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

MO!

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 29, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

MO!

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

God I love liveblogs.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 29, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess 2 MO’s are better than 1

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what the battle hos say!

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 29, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you mean hoes? or whoes?

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure if I should be insulted

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Implying that they like multiple King Mo’s. However that works. I hate making “-o” words plural. I feel like Dan Quayle

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 29, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotcha

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dickweed will probably win this one.

Keep firing Assholes!
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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

dude

dean is going bald half way through his mohawk

by despisedIcon856 on Apr 29, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought I seen that too

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by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

aahhh...they used "time for some black on black crime"

the quote that people pretend Rampage said for the first time with Rashad when he has used it in the past a few times (notably against Eastman)

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

And which ceased to be funny a long time ago.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 29, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well Rampage stole it from Donovan McNabb to be fair.

by Zack Gobie on Apr 29, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i forget… was demarques really the best fighter in the tryouts?

by ruckus on Apr 29, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

He was one of the only US fighters who didn’t seem sort of pathetic.

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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was fighting this retarded wannabe kickboxer who threw himself into mount.

by zeke21 on Apr 29, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that Beyonce (in the new Star Trek movie)?

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Doesn’t look like it.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 29, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, she was in De ja Vu with Denzel, right?

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by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

UK for the win...

by simply saying AC/DC

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

AC/DC >>>>> Slipknot

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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

US guys listed

Tool and Slipknot

UK listed AC/DC

advantage: UK

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tool > AC/DC > Slipknot

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 29, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll ban you..

for suggesting Tool > AC/DC

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I’m going to do it, anyway.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 29, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

How can you say that??? AC/DC is the same robotic riff for 15 albums – Tool is phenomenally talented (not as fun, perhaps, but far more intelligent)

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 29, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a really good riff.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Tool, but it’s the same industrial sound. Don’t discount fun.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 29, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

AC/DC had access to LSD and DMT

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 29, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

AC/DC = legendary rock band that will be remembered in 50 years

Tool = a good enough band…that will not

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Team Bloody Elbow ASSEMBLE!

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell that to a bass player or someone born any time after 1991. lol

by Kaleb Kelchner on Apr 29, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tool will be remembered because they’re great. AC/DC will be remembered because it’s impossible to get their songs unstuck from your head.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 29, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Gotta disagree.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 29, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

They were talking about what music they listen to...

or was that just on my TV

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

commercial...

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I didn’t catch which music was associated with which team. Sorry.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 29, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Taylor Swift would spit in Camerons face

she’s got to much class. I know. Ive imagined her thousands of times

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

k, i got demarques for this one…

although another loss for team USA would be funny to watch

by ruckus on Apr 29, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah...

Dean doesn’t seem appropriately explosive enough…

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Demarques is such a prick.

by zeke21 on Apr 29, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Why does this cock get so much camera time?

by zeke21 on Apr 29, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because you hate him

Keep firing Assholes!
Akiyama is the Japanese word for Sexify.

by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 29, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

He is praying for the camera…..I really hate this douche

by despisedIcon856 on Apr 29, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

praying outloud for the cameras = genuine

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

You don’t think he whispers his prayers when he’s alone?

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now hes praying lol wow

Demarques should work to be more Christ-like

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

“i don’t pray for victory… cause if i lose i may have to ask myself some tough questions…”

by ruckus on Apr 29, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Is making fun of a guy for praying to a peaceful god for a good fight considered “fighter-bashing”?

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 29, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

...I...don't...know...

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you read the Old Testament or Revelations?

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 29, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

*hits brakes*

let’s not go the religion discussion route…

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Studied it in-depth. Though I doubt the fighter has…

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 29, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

But then...

he’s not jewish, is he? He’s new testament.

by mythbuster on Apr 29, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

old testament is full of violence

new testament is very peaceful

hmmmm

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

Religiously speaking, new testament was supposed to be a clarification on the old.

by mythbuster on Apr 29, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

right you are sir

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

the concept of hell or purgatory doesn’t sound very peaceful to me

by ruckus on Apr 29, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

purgatory is not mentioned in the bible

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly – Jesus was a hippy.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 29, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s why he went ballistic in the market at the temple and talked about bringing a sword.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 29, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

there was a reason for him to lose his mind up in there, up in there

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you…I don’t know of this pansy ass jesus these men speak of. lol

by Kaleb Kelchner on Apr 29, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to be nice and not get in trouble here – I’m actually very atheistic and the “Turn the other cheek” guy is easier to discuss than most of the rest of his life.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 29, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

try out exodus 15:3

from the forest itself comes the handle for the axe

by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try Book of Joshua.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 29, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the fuck guys...

stop the religion talk. it’s a no-no here.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, Iz done.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 29, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

…fair enough…

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 29, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not trying to be a dick but I did ask ya'll to stop earlier...

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve has a bad-as-fuck few weeks and been even more contentious than usual.

Though, is praying to Jesus to kick someone’s ass acceptable grounds for making fun of a fighter?
(Not religion talk, BE policy talk, and it’s my last mention of it here, promise, cross my heart)

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 29, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I took a shot at him...

for the “out loud prayer in front of a camera”

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okey-Dokey – just keep it on the fighter and not the god he’s using.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 29, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

well as for me

I was talking about the Book of Joshua * Barnett * in the Old Testament of Fedor

What are you guys talking about ?

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow bisping better have a good excuse

by ruckus on Apr 29, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Team USA guys

don’t have a strategy. Seems a lot like Team Quest….

AWmusic - mp3 blog on independent music..

by achengy on Apr 29, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah they do...

Dan said it earlier “you’ve got a lot of options” it’s the Hendo strategy. Lot of options…use worst one…rely on sheer talent to get by

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

“So hang out in Mia’s guard and work ground and pound…”

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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

did he tell that to Jason McDonald?

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chael Sonnen and Ed Herman

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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, I forgot they did the same thing – but not as well as McDonald

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quinton!

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

This is your Amir Sadollah minute

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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Sadollah’s a cool cat. How apt was it for him to be in Forrest’s team. They even look alike.

by zeke21 on Apr 29, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they’re brothers or cousins

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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know!

I can’t help but see the resemblance.

by zeroword on Apr 29, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, never knew the inspiration for the howl was Teen Wolf.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

that makes sense, I could see that

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

man.. i wish i could be as genuinely likable as quinton jackson

by ruckus on Apr 29, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Side note...

I won a pair of pacquaio/hatton signed boxing gloves today. only to be told that since I couldn’t pick them up today they were giving them to someone else.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Ouch.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 29, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would have fit nicely next to my Ali glove

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can sign some gloves for you if you want

troy 145

from the forest itself comes the handle for the axe

by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apologies.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 29, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s Bisping doing? Having tea, perhaps?

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 29, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe Man U/Chelsea was on.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just thought the dude might have been thirsty.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 29, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn...

those are some sharp leg kicks

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

If there’s any interest I’m flipping over to ESPN 2 to watch the old boxing fights.

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

What is on?

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bowe/Holyfield then Arguello/Pryror

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh sweet...

Arguello/Pryor especially

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

check those, check those, jab

hendo is so excited!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Caught in a triangle. Waddayaknow?

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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

blame it on the alcohol

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Bisping messed up UK’s team mojo

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I love me some Bisping...

but not showing was weak unless he has a good excuse. these fights are huge for these guys…

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh well

I guess he’ll have to go back to doing the Hootie and the Blowfish reunion tour

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by troy145 on Apr 29, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I have a feeling Bisping’s excuse will not be good.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

at least...

they showed him saying it is inexcusable.

Oh! and 2 fights next week also.

This is the best season in a long time

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 29, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Next week Cameron Dollar will be run over by a Zambonie

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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

No doubt, that look on his face was screaming “I feel like a bigger douche than team USA all in one…”

by Kaleb Kelchner on Apr 29, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can never get enough Road House.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 29, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome movie

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by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watched Never Surrender today...

worst movie I have ever seen. GSP getting dubbed was funny as shit though

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

worst movie I have ever seen.

You, sir, haven’t seen Mama Mia

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 29, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s with you and bad fight movies?

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by Mike Fagan on Apr 29, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh...

I had to make the Redbelt/Never Back Down viewings because for CurseofRonKarkovice I’m going to use WMMA2 to create fighters from movies and simulate a tournament just for shits and giggles. Never Surrender was a “oh I have to see just how bad this is”

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't wait...

to see who will win between:

Frank Dux (Bloodsport) vs. Lyon Gaultier (Lionheart)
Daniel Larusso (Karate Kid) vs. Julie Pierce (Next Karate Kid)

and some of the other first round match-ups

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

not to mention the inevitable..

Shawn MacArthur (Fighting) vs. Jake Tyler (Never Back Down) douchebag fight…

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 29, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

GSP dubbing. Quebec is threatening to seperate again after they saw this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cTEGo74Rng&feature=related

Keep firing Assholes!
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by Ubernoober on Apr 29, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really do like the way the season is going so far

not too much time on the house

more time on the training

did anyone else notice Charles “Mask” Lewis on the credits?

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

by lovingmma25 on Apr 29, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I really think this is the best season since TUF3, very heavy focus on the fights, training ,etc. Less douchbaggery, much less than most of the previous seasons.
I didn’t think the national team thing would work but I really think it adds a great feel to the show.

by pr0cs on Apr 30, 2009 8:56 AM EDT reply actions  

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