A trainwreck before it's even begun.

"I'm not just boxing for myself, I'm boxing for all the MMA community."

No, Tim. No you are not.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 21, 2009 10:39 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

lol

I love me some Sexyama!

by pud333 on Apr 21, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

This.

by subo on Apr 21, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The only thing better than the quality of the workouts ...

… is the level of production.

I’ve seen ads for used car dealerships better done than that.

Although detractors decry (MMA) as a brutal, bloody form of human cockfighting, aficionados know it is a brutal, bloody, totally fucking awesome form of human cockfighting. -The Onion

by The Kittitas Kid on Apr 21, 2009 11:16 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Was that filmed in a construction site?

by Scott Haber on Apr 21, 2009 11:40 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

GOd dammit...

Ray Mercer did not always talk like that. This is really sad. It’s Tim Sylvia vs. Old Boxer with Obvious Brain Injury Issues

Contributing Editor - BloodyElbow.com - SBNation's mixed martial arts headquarters.

http://CurseOfRonKarkovice.blogspot.com/

by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 21, 2009 12:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

So I take it you won’t be watching?

by SHATNER1234 on Apr 21, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can’t imagine he always hit a heavy bag like that, either.

by subo on Apr 21, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sylvia is gonna get smoked.

Creator of the FightMatrix rating system.

by JCS_FM on Apr 21, 2009 12:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

It will still be a better fight than Silva/Leites

Keep firing Assholes!
Akiyama is the Japanese word for Sexify.

by Ubernoober on Apr 21, 2009 12:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow, they’ve been going to the Nick Diaz school of speed punching.

Don't believe a word I say, I don't train BJJ. -- TangleBones

by jemaleddin on Apr 21, 2009 12:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Jason Guida looked like that too in his highlights before the Lashley fight

by soadtrails on Apr 21, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

A fight for the ages?
Old ages?

by qwerty2323 on Apr 21, 2009 12:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That was pretty sad

by JoLy on Apr 21, 2009 1:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I love to try to figure out what the person who produced crap like this was thinking. Let’s assume they have no budget and that there’s no way to make Mercer and Silvia sound polished on camera. What were they thinking when the recorded the “workouts”? I don’t have the experience with commercials or enough imagination to figure out who thought that was a good idea. Why were they punching so slow? Obviously, someone told them to punch in slow motion with no technique. As much as I dislike Tim Silvia, I know he can pull off a more convincing display than that.

Can anyone explain this?

by cmsove on Apr 21, 2009 1:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I think I Threw up a little in my mouth

by j19bill on Apr 21, 2009 1:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Sigh.

This is depressing. Maybe they’ll get Mr. International to ref and knock each other out. One can dream…

by E_liminatorjr on Apr 21, 2009 1:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

It reminded me of a skit from ‘Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job!’ I was expecting something wacky to happen.

by ilostmydog on Apr 21, 2009 1:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Dude

Nail on the head. They must have produced it.

I poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on Apr 21, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I could seriously see Monte Cox running a child clown outlet.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 21, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The announcer reminded me of

“Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!”

by B Money on Apr 24, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

LMFAO! I seriously thought this commercial was a fake at first. What a joke

by *KATIE-JANE* on Apr 21, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I thought the same thing however when they do fight I don’t think I’ll be able to look away.

by SHATNER1234 on Apr 21, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Its going to be like a bad train wreck – Horrible but you wont be able to look away

by *KATIE-JANE* on Apr 21, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

A negative draw MMA fighter vs a fat out-of-shape boxing has-been… The next thing you’ll be telling me it’s going to be a boxing match in a cage… What?

This has every chance in the world to bury both their careers beyond the point of salvageability. Assuming Tim will ever fight again, it will be in a regional MMA show.

by lhasafi on Apr 21, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I always thought people were too hard on Timmeh

But this business decision is fucking terrible. That should’ve been announced by the oxy clean guy.

Tim, this won’t make anyone respect you, but it’ll make the last few holdouts reconsider hating you. This is not your world. Wes Sims is gone and there’s no one for you to fight anymore. Stop trying to be a tough guy and go home. Get a real job and please go the fuck home.

by asa on Apr 21, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That should’ve been announced by the oxy clean guy.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 21, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Now I’m imagining the ShamWow guy promoting Strikebox.

by Tonley on Apr 21, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

by who me on Apr 21, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey guys, I'm missing my '93 Canon R5 tape camcorder

If anybody has seen it, please let me know.

I poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on Apr 21, 2009 2:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

This is the first thing I’ve seen that might possibly compare to Wargods.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 21, 2009 5:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

The winner will be decided...

by who’s beer gut is smaller.

Tim Sylvia is gonna eat Mercer’s firstborn

Supporting all Las Vegas MMA.

'09 is the year of the FW's.

by ElliotMatheny on Apr 21, 2009 6:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Speechless….

"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."

by Zocalo on Apr 21, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

This is just pathetic...

when your manager promises you that bags of money and unparralleled fame are waiting for you at that new MMA promotion…..remeber that if it sounds too good to be true, it most definetely is not….yes, he did score a 400k paycheck in 36 seconds, but self-respect and dignity are worth much, much more.

by Pablo-111 on Apr 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs