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UFC 97 Drinking Game Addendum

Take a drink if Mike or Joe...

-Mentions Anderson Silva's elbow destruction of Tony Fryklund
-Discusses Brian Stann's military service
-Mentions Chuck Liddell's KO loss to Rashad Evans
-Uses the word "disappointing" or any variation of the word "gas" in reference to Mauricio Rua
-Uses the word "controversial" in reference to Thales Leites' win over Nate Marquardt
-Makes some remark about the great Canadian fans
-Uses hyperbole with regards to leg kicks

Take a drink...

-Every time Chuck stuffs a takedown or gets off his back
-For every minute Silva/Leites goes

Complete rules courtesy of Sack Mike Goldberg:

Take a drink if Mike…

-Says, “Here we go!”
-Says, “It’s all over!”
-Plugs a non-UFC entity during a fight
-Warns, “Watch the upkick(s)!”
-Says anything that Joe directly and immediately refutes
-Mentions Randy Couture or Chuck Liddell (disregard during a Liddell or Couture fight or if Couture is in the broadcast booth)
-References the “official” UFC stats during the main event
-Calls someone a “future UFC hall-of-famer”
-Brings up Griffin/Bonnar I
-Asks “Can he finish?”
-Tells Joe that you can “make the argument”
-Says, “Virtually identical.”

Finish your drink if Mike…

-Doesn’t make you take a drink during a fight that lasts longer than one minute.

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I think most of us would either be dead, or close to death, if we followed those rules. But why not, huh?

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill

by FlyByKnight on Apr 18, 2009 3:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hellooo alcohol poisoning.

http://www.fourouncestofreedom.com

by Beer Monster on Apr 18, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Exactly. All participants will not be happy campers tomorrow morning.

by poundnground on Apr 18, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

-Plugs a non-UFC entity during a fight

You would die based on this alone, The UFC are ad whores

by nitro on Apr 18, 2009 4:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

For every fight, you'd have at least:

- Harley-Davidson prep point
- Bud Light instant replay
- whatever shitty movie starring Nic Cage or Jason Statham is sponsoring the fight clock

by Chris Nelson on Apr 18, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“He’ll do anything to keep his hard on”

by szucconi on Apr 18, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha i think the same thing evertime i see that.

by JaTinkles on Apr 18, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if you can be held legally responsible for the deaths you’re going to cause.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 18, 2009 4:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

-Says anything that Joe directly and immediately refutes

BWA-HA-HAHHAHA!

"It's like a flying knuckle sandwich." --Rogan
"And many men have eaten it." -- Goldy

by thetakeover on Apr 18, 2009 5:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yey I get to say it again

‘So Joe, would you call Travis Lutter the Michael Jordan of BJJ?’
‘…I would absolutely not say that.’
‘Oh, ok.’

by subo on Apr 19, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drink anytime Joe says ...

“dangerous off his back”

"It's like a flying knuckle sandwich." --Rogan
"And many men have eaten it." -- Goldy

by thetakeover on Apr 18, 2009 5:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“He let it go.”

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 18, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“He has phenomenal ______.”

http://www.fourouncestofreedom.com

by Beer Monster on Apr 18, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice adds

“We call that [insert something Joe Silva whispered to Rogan while stretching him out]”

"It's like a flying knuckle sandwich." --Rogan
"And many men have eaten it." -- Goldy

by thetakeover on Apr 18, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Obsessing over leg kicks should be added to any Joe rules

“Those leg kicks are like baseball bats!”

We have to add those on account of Kongo/Hardonk.

I poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on Apr 18, 2009 6:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Almost always accompanied by a Marcos Ruas or Pedro Rizzo reference.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 18, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha

Or Hardonk, but he’s fighting. This is usually what happens…

Joe: Those kicks are like baseball bats!
Mike: It’s so loud, Joe! Do you think (fighter that threw said kicks) has the best leg kicks in the UFC?
Joe: It’s hard to say, but I think Hardonk has the best leg kicks.

It’s why I say that Rogan has a Hard-onk for leg kicks.

I poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on Apr 18, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES

Now that’s a movie I would watch.

I poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on Apr 18, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, Rec'd

..and that should be your sig.

I poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on Apr 18, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What happened to my comments?

I poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on Apr 18, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No idea...

They were hidden, but your user history says no one on staff hid them.

Unhidden!

by Chris Nelson on Apr 18, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jason Statham did it.

I poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on Apr 18, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's a rec

"It's like a flying knuckle sandwich." --Rogan
"And many men have eaten it." -- Goldy

by thetakeover on Apr 18, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

old school reference=I know what I'm talking about

The Rogan Playbook.

"It's like a flying knuckle sandwich." --Rogan
"And many men have eaten it." -- Goldy

by thetakeover on Apr 18, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Added a bit about leg kicks. This is a good card-specific one, thanks.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 18, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Those will really wear on you in later rounds.”

"It's like a flying knuckle sandwich." --Rogan
"And many men have eaten it." -- Goldy

by thetakeover on Apr 18, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha

Totally.

I poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on Apr 18, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shot anytime Joe says “Oh he’s going for/has a (insert name of submission here)…” followed by the fighter in danger immediately slipping out of it.

by Farthammer on Apr 18, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“His precision is precise”= DOUBLE SHOT

by Sokonojudo on Apr 18, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if we do this everybody will be drunk before the half of the show.. and no one will be able to watch silva..

by Anton Tabuena on Apr 18, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hindsight...

That would have been a good move based on the fight.

by Farthammer on Apr 19, 2009 3:53 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Shit Fagan must have alcohol poisoning right now. Wait…American beer, he be tipsy.

by SamCupitt on Apr 19, 2009 10:55 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You should of added “How many times they fuck up Luiz Cane’s name” You would of been drunk after the first fight.

by The Legend on Apr 19, 2009 12:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I’ll add this next time he fights.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 19, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about drinking everytime Mike Goldberg predicts a Cane uppercut is coming?

by dingo_2 on Apr 19, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My buddies and I added “Drink every time Goldy looks at Joe and nods”

We finished a 40 oz two fights into the card.

"Japan is half-Machida" - iiowyn

by Day Man on Apr 19, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus.

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 19, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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