UFC 97 Drinking Game Addendum

by Mike Fagan on Apr 18, 2009 3:35 PM EDT

Take a drink if Mike or Joe...

-Mentions Anderson Silva's elbow destruction of Tony Fryklund
-Discusses Brian Stann's military service
-Mentions Chuck Liddell's KO loss to Rashad Evans
-Uses the word "disappointing" or any variation of the word "gas" in reference to Mauricio Rua
-Uses the word "controversial" in reference to Thales Leites' win over Nate Marquardt
-Makes some remark about the great Canadian fans
-Uses hyperbole with regards to leg kicks

Take a drink...

-Every time Chuck stuffs a takedown or gets off his back
-For every minute Silva/Leites goes

Complete rules courtesy of Sack Mike Goldberg:

Take a drink if Mike…

-Says, “Here we go!”
-Says, “It’s all over!”
-Plugs a non-UFC entity during a fight
-Warns, “Watch the upkick(s)!”
-Says anything that Joe directly and immediately refutes
-Mentions Randy Couture or Chuck Liddell (disregard during a Liddell or Couture fight or if Couture is in the broadcast booth)
-References the “official” UFC stats during the main event
-Calls someone a “future UFC hall-of-famer”
-Brings up Griffin/Bonnar I
-Asks “Can he finish?”
-Tells Joe that you can “make the argument”
-Says, “Virtually identical.”

Finish your drink if Mike…

-Doesn’t make you take a drink during a fight that lasts longer than one minute.

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I think most of us would either be dead, or close to death, if we followed those rules. But why not, huh?

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill

by FlyByKnight on Apr 18, 2009 3:41 PM EDT reply actions

Hellooo alcohol poisoning.

http://www.fourouncestofreedom.com

by Tim Burke on Apr 18, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions

Yeah

Exactly. All participants will not be happy campers tomorrow morning.

by poundnground on Apr 18, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions

I'm in. Let's get it on!

by Wookalarman on Apr 18, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions

-Plugs a non-UFC entity during a fight

You would die based on this alone, The UFC are ad whores

by nitro on Apr 18, 2009 4:49 PM EDT reply actions

For every fight, you'd have at least:

- Harley-Davidson prep point
- Bud Light instant replay
- whatever shitty movie starring Nic Cage or Jason Statham is sponsoring the fight clock

by Chris Nelson on Apr 18, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions

"He'll Do Anything To Keep His Heart On"

by nitro on Apr 18, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions

“He’ll do anything to keep his hard on”

by szucconi on Apr 18, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions

haha i think the same thing evertime i see that.

by JaTinkles on Apr 18, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions

I wonder if you can be held legally responsible for the deaths you’re going to cause.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 18, 2009 4:57 PM EDT reply actions

-Says anything that Joe directly and immediately refutes

BWA-HA-HAHHAHA!

"It's like a flying knuckle sandwich." --Rogan
"And many men have eaten it." -- Goldy

by thetakeover on Apr 18, 2009 5:40 PM EDT reply actions

Yey I get to say it again

‘So Joe, would you call Travis Lutter the Michael Jordan of BJJ?’
‘…I would absolutely not say that.’
‘Oh, ok.’

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 19, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions

Drink anytime Joe says ...

“dangerous off his back”

"It's like a flying knuckle sandwich." --Rogan
"And many men have eaten it." -- Goldy

by thetakeover on Apr 18, 2009 5:41 PM EDT reply actions

“He let it go.”

http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com

by Mike Fagan on Apr 18, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions

“He has phenomenal ______.”

http://www.fourouncestofreedom.com

by Tim Burke on Apr 18, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions

nice adds

“We call that [insert something Joe Silva whispered to Rogan while stretching him out]”

"It's like a flying knuckle sandwich." --Rogan
"And many men have eaten it." -- Goldy

by thetakeover on Apr 18, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions

Obsessing over leg kicks should be added to any Joe rules

“Those leg kicks are like baseball bats!”

We have to add those on account of Kongo/Hardonk.

I poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on Apr 18, 2009 6:04 PM EDT reply actions

Almost always accompanied by a Marcos Ruas or Pedro Rizzo reference.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 18, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions

Hahaha

Or Hardonk, but he’s fighting. This is usually what happens…

Joe: Those kicks are like baseball bats!
Mike: It’s so loud, Joe! Do you think (fighter that threw said kicks) has the best leg kicks in the UFC?
Joe: It’s hard to say, but I think Hardonk has the best leg kicks.

It’s why I say that Rogan has a Hard-onk for leg kicks.

I poop rainbows.

by Blackout612 on Apr 18, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions