The Ultimate Fighter 9, Episode 3 + Deadliest Warrior Live Thread
by Mike Fagan on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM EDT
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Missed weight, fainting, and a case of herpes. Not exactly a blazing start for the Americans in week two. This week, the two teams enter the house for the first time. With what looks to be the increasing influence of Spike producers, Junie Browning's brother Rob appeared at the end of last week as a replacement fighter. Previews have already confirmed dumbassery runs in the family, but he needs a win to stay in the house. Does MMA Nation pump their fists in victory or do we have 10+ weeks of a narcissistic buffoon?
Don't leave after the Ultimate Fighter, either. Deadliest Warriors continues their all-time tournament as vikings square off with samurais in a fantasy battle to the death.
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I forgot the show was on tonight
Good lookin’, BE.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
SNAKE BLOCKER
He got so pissed when he broke his weapon on the gladiator helmet.
by Chris Nelson on Apr 15, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
oh...
also…I will ban any motherfucker who spoils anything about deadliest warrior
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
how bout tuf? haha. im kidding..
i love how the show airs here first. :)
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 15, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Insane
However, isn’t he less likely to appear on these shows?
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Good choice
;)
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Oh, Dan, I remember when you laid out Wanderlei.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
Mr. Daniel’s and I have some unfinished business from the Strikeforce card.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
water and i actually just polished off a few tacos.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
You missed the awesome thread last week
it was GREAT
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven’t is the show good? A few of my friends told me it sucked so i didn’t bother.
Mike when is SMG getting some strikeforce put up? I’ve been waiting for you to pounce on that awful commentary
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank goodness cause during the show all i was thinking about was what you were going to say about it because they were awful
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I took notes Sunday and Monday, so I just need to write it up. Thanks for the support, as well.
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No doubt man its a great site..lookin foward to the ufc 97 drinking game
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
cut the las lette of ever wor yo sa
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you force yourself to watch things you despise frequently?
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a real accomplishment honestly...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Kind of like living in a shitty 80's metal music video
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Andre Winner!
What a great name…I want him to just keep winning
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
And he’s the smartest person EVER – LEAVE THE ROOM AND SLEEP
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Dana must not hate affliction to bad since he let them design the house
by WhiteyBarrington on Apr 15, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
two for flinching!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
'You little tit'
British shit talking FTW
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
we do that in alabama
but we say titty baby or effin tit
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by troy145 on Apr 15, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, add an ‘ing’ to ‘Bobby Brown’ and you’ve got a recipe
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Can I say as an American
Im really pissed off they let this Browning dick on the show on the season where the guys are explicitly representing the States
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Is this Seinfeld?
the drains all go the same place? Who cares if you pee in the shower?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
I'm not saying I agree...
I’m just saying…it’s a debate from Seinfeld
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
War pissing in the shower
I’m going to be clean and freshly washed, piss or not – you wouldn’t even know I did it if I didn’t tell you
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Browning wants to get hit so that he’ll get their spot after they get kicked off…
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
Hit him.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 15, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
Isn't it legal
if someone asks for it?
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Seriously, could Dana kick someone out of the house for fucking up Junie 2.0?
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 15, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
Oh my god! they just agreed to not piss in each other’s food!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
definitely
spartan just be chillin then wham hes dead
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Agreed. Ninja is my dark horse (see what I did there?) for the tournament.
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Doubt it. I’m not even positive it’s a tournament, to be honest. I may have made that up.
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I think it is...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah...
the winner fights Kimbo.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 15, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
As a large white man, I cannot but root for Viking.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck it, Jardine’s getting a movie roll
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought that was him
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
by lovingmma25 on Apr 16, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Does that kind of motivational pump talking work for you guys?
it just aggravates me.
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It’s more for the guy doing it than the guys listening.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I get up for it...
if I’m there honestly. Any sport when I’m involved yelling gets me pumped up. If I’m not actively participating I’m like “oh god…this is lame”
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I like the coach hatred already starting – lucking Bisping is easy to hate
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Bisping, Lesnar – you’re just a glutton for pain, aren’t you?
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
You and Bobby ‘The Brain’ Heenan – I stuck with the Undertaker no matter what was going on
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Bobby the Brain was the fucking man. BEst color guy ever
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Brent likes him. I can’t stand him.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 15, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude...
I dig Bisping. I think he’s a great guy and I love his boxing technique. I’ve been pretty solidly behind him beating Hendo since it was announced.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
He's not bad
BUT he really converted me to a hater, post-fight vs Hamill. He seems like a decent guy though otherwise.
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Mine as well
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by lovingmma25 on Apr 16, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
He was laughing though
I’m surprised he got they riled up so easily. Good job Count.
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The one named Cameron? He’s a dick – trust me
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
lol idk names yet
I just know hendo, bisping, shawn white, and junies brother
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I thought he pulled it out.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 15, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
thats what she said
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by troy145 on Apr 15, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Deadliest Warrior FTW!
It debuted last night, so I know who wins, and I was yelling at the historical inaccuracy of it all, but it’s still frickin’ awesome. The naginata solidified itself as my favorite weapon. I’ll totally stick around for it.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
AUSTRALIAN REFERENCE FAIL
That was straight out of ‘Dumb and Dumber’
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
^ this
Don’t worry, Lloyd. We’ll get our break someday.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Balding mohawks aren’t the best things.
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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 15, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, they don’t test in Britain, do they?
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
After losing my job
not having a job still gets some from me.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess its one of those things i wrongly take for granted
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Sometime, you do everything right and still get shit on. I don’t wish it upon anybody.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
That and everyone ine the past seasons has had to sacrifice a lot to be in the house
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Good god..
these are some big dudes for the division
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
If I'm around I could possibly manage...
but can’t commit yet
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Described as a combination of “Citizen Kane” meets “The Godfather” meets “A River Runs Through It,” Spike TV presents the world television premiere of the sweeping epic “Zombie Strippers!” on Sunday, April 19.
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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 15, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
If "Fighter" had a face...
I would want to punch it
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
although i would never watch this piece of shit...
i find it slightly less offensive than “Never Back Down”
You think with Redbelt and Never BAck down sucking they would stop trying to make mma movies like that
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
’I’m not wiping you down again’
‘We both enjoyed that’
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Does Amy Smart
Get nailed in everything shes in? Scrusbs the Cranks and butterfly effect…. Shes got some agent
Well...
she ain’t around for her awesome acting.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
She was in ‘Slackers’, too – also boned by the end of it
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
KO on the takedown attempt...
way to Kerr yourself
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I love how this BK commercial caused controversy
They sell KY Jelly on TV now, gang. Take a deep breath.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
yeah
im a pretty conservative guy when it comes to what kids see
but theres nothing wrong with that
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Yeah, I’ve gotten lazy with that. I’ll get it up tomorrow, just for you.
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Lot of SMG questions tn. The site is booming
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
i added it to stumbleupon a few days ago
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Its a great way to spread a site around
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Baseball fans...
Ian Kinsler just got a triple to complete hitting for the cycle (my fantasy team benefits greatly)
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
well the personwho overpaid for him in my auction league should be happy
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
NICE.
Old man Wakefield was 5 outs from no-hitting the A’s today.
by Chris Nelson on Apr 15, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll always love the knuckleballers.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
one of only two right handed pitchers on an active roster with 150 wins….I hate him
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
COLON! WHOO!
sorry..sox fan
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Another awesome player the Indians developed and got nothing for.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you kidding? Where do you think Cliff Lee and Grady Sizemore come from?
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by Mike Fagan on Apr 15, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lee is extremely overrated and last year is a mega-outlier. But Sizemore alone is a steal for Colon’s fat ass. I love Bartolo, but dude is no Sizemore
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Lee definitely Loiaza’d last year, but he’s still a solid major league pitcher who can eat a ton of innings without hurting you. That’s plenty valuable in its own right. Definitely a huge bonus to Sizemore.
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eh...
Lee has value on a major league roster. But not as a top of the rotation guy
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
he better pray by some stroke of luck his 9 mil option gets picked up
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
still to get a cy young winner and 2 other all stars in the same trade is very solid
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh it was a great trade for Cleveland
I wasn’t saying that. They made out like fucking bandits
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea really imagine if the NAts had those 3 guys theyd not be the laughing stock of the league
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
cliff lee, grady sizemore and brandon phillips they got for him
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I read an article that Omar MInaya is on the wrong side of the most one sided trades in history
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
aubrey huff
of all people killed it for me the other day
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They're 6-3
and have been outscored by 13 runs in those 9 games. Look up teh scores of the Game 3 of each series. Craziness.
Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.
How are you going to show Chuck highlights from a fight he lost?
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
Talking shit after that win?
What the fuck. Eat a dick, Lester.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
yeah no doubt
what a complete lack of class from the states
very embarassing
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Eh...
winning is all that matters.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s fine, but if people are going to get mad when fighters celebrate after knocking/tapping a dude out, they better tell this punk to STFU when he gets lucky.
You don’t offer dude a rematch, but you also don’t shit on him in the ring.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Aw.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 15, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
yep...
can’t beat a guy from Cali I guess
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea theyre indestructible.
Ask Mike Brown o wait
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Tito, as well – lots of invincible fighters
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
the other thing that sucks about it
is kiel i think clearly a better fighter, and if that other guy gets beat, we’ll be left to wonder
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Mazzagatti is dangerously awful at his job. The kid was KOed for 5-10 seconds and almost got his shoulder torn out
i was a bit of a mazzagatti apologist for a while
until this season of TUF has displayed his craptasticness on full blare
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And proud of it
Mir’s getting knocked the fuck out.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
His Twister is looking pretty sick these days.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
He didn't knock Randy out?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Well...fair enough I guess...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
haha...
Assistant Regional Champ..
TO THE
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I watched most of season 3 today...
it seems like there is one season of the show or another in my dvd player at all times.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Should ask the couple of thousand ppl who saw the online leak.
I wish i did
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
The reviews of the leaked copy call it complete shit.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
It's pretty bad...
…or so I hear.
As a comic nerd it makes me sad that they killed that franchise so dead with X3, then revived it to kill it with Origins
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
The rape Deadpool’s character and leave it in a ditch.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
online leak was shitty there weren’t any special effects, hence you could see wires and it wasn’t finished apparently.
by TannerMatthews on Apr 15, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
That doesn’t excuse the bad writing.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope Snake Blocker is also a samurai.
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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 15, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
Snake Blocker
is the greatest name ever. I really hope he got it by being a cockblocker for all his friends
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
my roommate just asked if it costs money to get into the ufc
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Best aspect of TUF – Ms. Celeste.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 15, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
WOOF WOOF
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
brownings takedowns are slow and from far out
that sprawl was late and still good enough
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its always good to see a browning pull the AV club position
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Ah, the popular fetal position defense.
by Cannon Jacques on Apr 15, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
Jesus...
Browning looked like he had good snap on his punches early…now he just looks like a worthless turd flopping around after a shitty shot.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
I feel bad for Lil Junie. You know how much it must suck to be the untalented Browning brother?
Keep firing Assholes!
by Ubernoober on Apr 15, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Alright...main event time!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
haha, my thoughts exactly, glad we got that out of the way
by Chris Nelson on Apr 15, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Who gets the guns?
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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 15, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
Ugh...piss off.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait...
guns? WHat the fuck group has guns? That’s bullshit
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
I vote ‘Dude in a suit with a double barrel shotgun’ for the win
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
I was hoping that wasn’t what I saw…
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
the spreadsheet is ran through a simulation program.
by a company that makes pretty good strategy games (historically based)
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Which game?
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Um..
I can’t remember. I looked it up last week when they were talking about it.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Kind of ruins things...
when you look and see the Vikings aren’t exactly BIG by today’s standards. They’re supposed to be huge. not 5’11" 180
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
That was huge back then – it’d be like a nation of offensive linemen today
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I know that...
I’m just saying. It’s always a little sad to see it and go “oh…I’m bigger than a viking?”
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Hell, that makes be proud – I could go back in time and just dwarf motherfuckers.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, centralized military leadership and iron working helps.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
The average US soldier in WWI?
5’8"
Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.
"He's lcky he didn't break his arm" - Henderson after Lester tore self KO guys arm off with a kimura
My fav quote from TUF
I kno I’m late, I DVR’d it.
The Bird is the Word.
I’m waiting for the first ‘little guy’ joke
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
HE CUT HIS ARM OFF!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
It's just a flesh wound
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
“…yes.”
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 15, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions
CGI Blood...
is pretty funny
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
According to one review of the show, future episodes will include “Yakuza vs. Mafia, Maori vs. Shaolin Monks, William Wallace vs. Shaka Zulu, Ninja vs. Spartan”
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
Yakuza v Mafia?
That’s fucking beautiful.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
This is freshman biology all over again.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
Your biology class kicked the shit out of mine...
if you got a kitana
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
It was an alternative school – at least that’s what the guy told me
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
We jumped rope with pig intestines in my HS bio class.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Prof. Dahmer was awesome, though he never showed us what he kept in the biofreezer…
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, my teacher did keep is lunch there because no one wanted to touch it after storing it next to preserved squirrels and mold samples.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You killed pigs but i got a hot brazilian bio teacher..couldnt understand her but pleasant to look out. Miss freshman yr of college
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Last week..
would have been Tatanka vs. um…Mike Awesome?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
You know pro wrestling is fucked up when half the guys named are dead
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Yokozuna never should’ve agreed to fight the Hulkster.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
That sounds like a salad – that’s just oozing machismo
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Hard Gay WOOOOO!
His wife’s hot, btw.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Yay for Tatanka references – first loss in the WWF was to Ludvig von Borga, aka Tony Halme, the first guy Randy Couture ever beat in a MMA match.
Weird, huh?
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
you know what this show needs?
The Browning brothers
from the forest itself comes the handle for the axe
Simmons by having a better grip on reality
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn shame Viking chain mail doesn't cover the legs...
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
Cheney by henchmen. Now him vs Putin would be awesome!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m trying to find his instructional DVD to review here as a joke – like Nate’s book reviews, only pure awesomeness.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
“You might have a good fight if you had history’s greatest viking against Japan’s worst samurai.”
Samurais definitely win at talking shit.
Ouch...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions
OH! Calling him out as a baby killer
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
the samurai killing unarmed farmers isnt much better
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I like how he’s accusing the Vikings of war crimes
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
…Killing your usual victims, women, children…
That’s soooo wrong…
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
That shit would still knock the samurai out
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
I dunno
He aimed for the clavicle, so while the samurai would be shaken, I doubt he would be out because of the odd hit. Had it landed squarely on the crown, then yes, anyone’s KO’d
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
He hit the helmet it looked like
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
if a crappy takedown can KO a dude
a battle axe to the dome can
from the forest itself comes the handle for the axe
Being a geek myself I feel bad saying it, but the computer nerd on this show needs to STFU at all times.
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
Yeah...
I’m the same way. I’ve built complex spreadsheets…so I can relate to him being good at what he does. but just shut up and be a data entry bitch for the day
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Guy in England recently got his baptism rescinded and stricken from the books because he didn’t consent as an infant.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
baptising infants ruins the whole point of baptism
yay for being protestant!(?)
from the forest itself comes the handle for the axe
Seriously or humourously asking that?
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he means...
seems like they should have taken over everything…they’re pretty badass
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Humorously obviously. Ragging on the Viking guy who keeps saying the Vikings never were defeated.
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Ah...I missed the point :(
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Me too – I’m obsessed with ancient warfare, so I know stuff like that. Truth is, most Viking peoples eventually converted to Christianity. Lameness.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
w/e it is he looks ridiculous considering he isnt a samurai
by Brian Bobby on Apr 15, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Badass way to construct a society
’We’ll fight and drink and screw until we die, then we’ll fight and drink and screw some more.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I say again..
I hate Star Trek…but that movie looks pretty badass
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
Rec'd for correctness
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Dumbass
The battleaxe is a hacking weapon, while the katana is far more precise – it could change direction in midswing and easily kill an overhead axeswing
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
Preview of next week...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
Bird Man by the power of the sun’s rays
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
No Geneva conventions in Viking culture, apparently
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
I’ve never gotten a girl to naginate before – how is that?
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
use your imagination
this is far as i can take this pathetic little joke
from the forest itself comes the handle for the axe
The real-life samurai were assholes – Bushido didn’t become prevalent until the Tokugawa period in 1603. What’s with the moral-high-ground crap they’re pulling?
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions
better for TV
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Too much pre strike posturing...
boooo!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions
It’s my single favorite melee weapon. Slash, stab, hack, anti-cavalry, FTW
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
You bastard – twoy and I are fwiends
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
NO!!!
What haz u started?
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Did anyone else see Hulk Hogan say he can totally understand O.J. killing his wife? If not it’s here
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
Shit, Chris Rock said that ten years ago.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah...
but he didn’t ever tell me to say my prayers and take my vitamins like the Hulkster did
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn
He’s nothing if not honest there. ‘You gotta look at it from OJ’s point of view – there’s a man driving around in his car fuckin’ his wife in a house he’s still paying the mortgage on. Now I’m not saying he shoulda killed her… but I understand’
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
They should just put this shit on PPV and let a real samurai and viking go at it. For a million bucks.
Old School MMA
First blood.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 15, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Decapitated!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
Thats for the Little Junie episode
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
"8 inches of penetration"
That’s what she said!!!
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
HA!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
hey hey hey
ive already mastered the thats what she said jokes !!! 1one
from the forest itself comes the handle for the axe
Wow...
nice job on the double throw
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
They went all the way through the wood and more...
didn’t need more proof than that
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking Epic!!!
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
Godfather Rec’d
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Dag...
nice shot
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
About time they did something cool...
Viking all the way
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Samurai, you pansy!
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Step on a stool so we’ll hear you
AW SHIT
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Kneel down to talk to me – it’s a position you’re familiar with. Oh Snap!
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Well done. Must be convenient having it right there at eye level.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
If you’re talking about your mother’s vagina, you’re right.
(Yeah, I went there)
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit, she’s 5’10 – you’d have to climb her like a tree
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Well you’re ugly! And you smell like poop! [Runs home to mommy]
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
You acquitted yourself well here – but it’s better to be on my side than the other one
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Now if htey can just get the viking to stay stil.....
from the forest itself comes the handle for the axe
He gave it to the double spear?
I’ve got Samurai winning this – and nothing else.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
They’re only calculating weapons skill, not the tactics and martial arts. The viking could never outsmart the samurai, who would outflank and destroy them
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d never heard of him before last week. He’s in Denver though, maybe someone around here knows him…
P.S.
by Chris Nelson on Apr 15, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s amazing.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 15, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
You do a flying moonsault? I approve.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
And her dickclit
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
YES
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
You are clearly not Spike’s target audience.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he’s down on the cards. Needs a knockout or submission here.
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The decision is clearly the Viking’s to lose. Cecil Peoples, though.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Viking's only strike overhead
That’s like a guy who only throws overhand rights.
Yeah, but the samurai are like Aoki
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Historically, the Vikings were ended by Christianity and English knights. The samurai were ended by guns. Samurai FTW>
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
The samurai were strictly defensive units – I don’t think they ever left Japan for any reason. Give me someone that exports death.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
How often did Japan take over Korea with them? The ninja were defensive, the samurai were shock troops.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I really thought the feudal system utilized them more as defensive units for their lord’s lands – then they’d band together from time to time.
I could be wrong.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
They were foot soldiers for the nobles, both defending and attacking.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Samurai ftw!
Technique over power everyday! I would root for the Viking against any other (except the spartan)…oh well I’m a samurai nut hugger.
by Kaleb Kelchner on Apr 15, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions
The show is basically dudes from the Society for Historical Anachronism mixed with a bit of underlying racial pride having a flame war.
The Apache last week sounded like a 13 year old kid arguing with his mom over going to the arcade. The “Samurai” looks like the Donger, and the Vikings, well, lets just say they are probably active on the Renfair circuit.
On a side note, the hosts of the show are way too impressed with brute force. Whether they slice your skull like a canteloupe or take it off completely, dead is dead is dead. Being really gory is beside the point.
Bringing it home to MMA, I think that the type of dude who picked the viking is probably the same kind of guy who hates Machida. Those who picked the Samurai, Machida nuthuggers.
Why would someone's arm..
be resting between two blocks? THat leaves a big weak point in the middle.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
Why would someone be standing still while a Viking bum rushes him with his shield.
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
Terror...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Vikings..
Were known to rest their arms between two blocks of wood during battle. So your argument is nullified.
The Bird is the Word.
Shield remains plenty functional.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions
The arm holding it might be different.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
The Hills made me hate beautiful women
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
So you're saying Snake Blocker is on the sauce?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Snake is a euphemism for vein, clearly
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
It would at least explain his Apache roid rage last week.
by Chris Nelson on Apr 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Spartan vs. Ninja
is main event quality
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions
And a childhood debate and a half
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Every time I see Spartan v Ninja I think it’s Legionarius v Rua
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Ninja wins by poisoning them in their sleep.
They didn’t fight in direct combat – they’re the Machida of the ancient world.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
This is show 2
show one was the Apache beating the gladiator
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
First show is right here on youtube.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
where does somali pirate fit in to the tournament?
from the forest itself comes the handle for the axe
Sniper knocked them out in the prelims
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
All weapons aside...
I think if you put a samurai and a viking face to face and let them fight to the death…Samurai takes it. I wish computers could factor in strategy…but that was the beauty of the samurai, nothing special, just incredibly deciplined.
by Kaleb Kelchner on Apr 15, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions
to clarify…I didn’t mean in a fist fight…but picturing a little asian trying to brawl with a big norse bastard is just comical.
by Kaleb Kelchner on Apr 15, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Vikings didn’t fight alone very often – it’d have to be 500 Vikings charging 500 samurai or vice versa
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah...
but then you’d have to factor in the strategy of the vikings. aka a shit load of huge motherfuckers runing at your ass
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish they featured berserkers on the show – naked norsemen high on magic mushroom ale dual-wielding handaxes. Awesome.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Love that game – I suck at it, though.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh – don’t care for the Imperial era too much. I wish they would remake Shogun like they did medieval.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 16, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I want to...
but I don’t enjoy the 4X elements of the total war series…just the battles.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 16, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I just do custom battles over and over.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 16, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I am the opposite. All campaign and auto battles.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 16, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Even if you don’t care for empire building, just get it for the naval battles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0KEBOeIPNM
Right now I have Prussia owning all of Europe and North America. India’s next.
Keep firing Assholes!
Not by speeches and votes of the majority, are the great questions of the time decided — that was the error of 1848 and 1849 — but by iron and blood.
-Otto von Bismarck
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 16, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
I’d still take samurai, the 4 weapons on the show would favor them if you broke them down battle wise, you have close, mid and long range that would be better for field battle…you can’t throw a spear javelin style into the back of an army. haha
by Kaleb Kelchner on Apr 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
And precision is a great way to describe it
(that was my Joe Rogan save)
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Worked out pretty good for him…for a while… haha
by Kaleb Kelchner on Apr 15, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Yet it dominated Europe for several centuries…
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I think every show..
is going to be 2/2 going into the final conflict
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions
Here we go.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 15, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions
kip up!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions
Why would you stand still if two large spears are flying at you?
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions
Samurai, sweep the leg!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
One hit = one kill with that longsword
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
This is bullshit
If speed beats size, Miguel Torres beats Fedor.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 15, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
It's technology.
Viking weapons aren’t up to par.
God dammit...
I’m 0-2 now
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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 15, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
You thought the gladiator would beat the Apache? HA!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 15, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok, fuck yo CSI: NY live blog
I’m off to finish my bottle.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 16, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions
Now just gotta wait for the African Tribal Warrior vs. Mongul…haha
by Kaleb Kelchner on Apr 16, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions
Ottoman vs Mongul – make it happen!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 16, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Whichever is the most badass – I’m not too up on middle eastern history
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 16, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Genghis Khan & Co.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 16, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
why do they make police shows that arent The Wire?
from the forest itself comes the handle for the axe
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