BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest V
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 17, 2009 9:59 AM EDT
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Im back with the only game where you can win ultra-rare, outrageously badass, one-of-a-kind, uber-hot, very trendy, chick-magnet JPEG prizes!
This is the fifth edition of the BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest!
Nick Thomas, our current BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest Champion, currently holds the most coveted prize in the history of JPEG belts..
Mr.Kib, holds this very cool, very hot, velcro lock belt.
iiowyn, currently has this shiny fist on his neck so that people would look at it instead of his beard.
uncle finster, Nick Thomas, Chris Nelson, Richard, and Cannon Jacques all hold special awards..
This edition of the BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest is slightly different..
Our current Champ, Nick Thomas, is on a hiatus due to contractual dispute.. So the winner of this contest would be crowned the "BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest Interim Champion"
Will the winner have a legitimate claim to the throne?
Will he be funnier the the current champ?
or will the champ somehow return to face a 265 monster only to get knocked out after being hit behind the ear?
We will find out soon enough..
For those of you who weren't here before,
The object of the game is really simple. Whoever makes the funniest line about the picture chosen, becomes the BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest Interim Champion!
So how do you join? Just place a caption about the picture in the comments section.
So how do you win? After people have commented, the post will be updated and There will be a poll on the few best lines in the comments section.. we, the users will then pick the best caption and decide who becomes the BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest Champion.
Simple enough? lets get started.
With UFC 97 just around the corner, the BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest topic, and butt of all jokes, is none other than..
ANDERSON SILVA!
Crack a joke, a witty line, roast, insult, poke fun, whatever.. As long as its funny, then its all good..
The person with the funniest caption becomes the BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest Interim Champion!
UPDATE: The poll has been added, VOTE VOTE VOTEEEE!!
notes: If you like this contest, rec the post so that more people would be able to join. :)
JPEG belts and special prizes are from random sites from google image searches.. The banner is from me, weoweoweo..
The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.
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OMG IS THAT THE JONAS BROTHERS?!!
im not impressed with your performance
by troy145 on Apr 12, 2009 11:05 AM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Win!
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Apr 14, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Woah, the thumbs up is awesome!
Way better than the green splatter thing that used to go next to rec’d comments.
by Chris Nelson on Apr 14, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I still see a splatter.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Apr 14, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope, I still see it. That’s weird; I’ve seen the thumbs up before.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Apr 14, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
First time I've joined one of these
It appears my job is done here.. Up, up and awaaaaaay!
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
see you won the photommanipulation contest, and you joined here.. Maybe now, people wouldn't think you're angry all the time. ;)
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 13, 2009 7:44 AM EDT up reply actions
No
Apparently, that impression is unshakable.
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
by Blackout612 on Apr 13, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
We follow him around and every time he says something lighthearted we hide it.
Bolts from the Blue // "Game over." - Jamal Williams
Bloody Elbow // "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken
by Richard Wade on Apr 13, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
And it seems no amount of LOLCATS will buy my freedom.
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
Seriously.
Bolts from the Blue // "Game over." - Jamal Williams
Bloody Elbow // "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken
by Richard Wade on Apr 13, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Let’s hope you never have to see me when I’m actually pissed off.
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
by Blackout612 on Apr 13, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Excellent.
Bolts from the Blue // "Game over." - Jamal Williams
Bloody Elbow // "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken
by Richard Wade on Apr 13, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
i actually agree with you changing your sig to a disclaimer..
“i am not mad.. dont tell me to chill… bitch”
hahahaha.
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 13, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT?
Dude, I shit fuckin rainbows now. See? v v v v v
I poop rainbows.
by Blackout612 on Apr 15, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
This might seem like a cop-out, but
“I see him beating Anderson Silva.” – Tito on Belfort at Affliction: DOR
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
After the referee called the match, Anderson Silva could no longer contain the consequences of the three bean burritos he’d eaten the night before.
by Monday Morning Martial Artist on Apr 12, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions
Anderson Silva didn’t always know how to dance.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Apr 12, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Flying scissor sweep to heel hook my ass, motherFUCKER
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 12, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions
wait how long did you have that user pic? i've only noticed it now haha.
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 13, 2009 7:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Not long – but I laughed my ass off when I first saw it
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 13, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Anderson Silva doesn’y have kids. Kids have Anderson Silva
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Apr 12, 2009 5:55 PM EDT reply actions
Put a McDonald's uniform on him
’I’m lovin’ it’
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 12, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions
Anderson misunderstood it when the announcer pointed at him and shouted "The SPIDERRR!"...
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 12, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I’ll have what ^ he’s having, bartender
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 12, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I go to that site every day. It helps me keep an upbeat attitude during all the recession/mass shootings/piracy/war/earthquake/tsunamis/WINTER THAT WON’T FUCKING END!!!
Keep firing Assholes!
I’m in Colorado and this winter has been bitch sauce. Blizzard my ass.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 13, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn’t know you were Serbian.
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
you guys are bitching about the cold.. but it is hotttt as hell in here..
The coldest weather here is still hotter than summer in LA… Imagine how hot it is now that it’s summer in the Philippines.. haha.
well at least it’s fun to go to the beach now. :)
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 13, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You may have been going for Siberian there – I’m Serbian
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 14, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Err... Northern Serbia has harsh winters.
Win.
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
No good entries for the funny bone contest…AAAAAAAAAH!!!
Yes, that is my second entry…no really good captions yet..haha
by Kaleb Kelchner on Apr 12, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
Out of frame: Rachelle Leah holding a Big Mac.
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
YES
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
You’re next, ghost that only I can see.
by Derek Suboticki on Apr 12, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions
No, Paulo can see him too
Maybe Anderson seeks revenge for what he did to his friend.
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
by Blackout612 on Apr 13, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Invisible Jump Rope
“Cinderella dressed in yella,
Went downstairs to kiss a fella…”
by TheConcreteKid on Apr 13, 2009 11:15 AM EDT reply actions
there's actually more pics of anderson silva for a photoshop contest..
this one cant be used because the resolution is small..
by Anton Tabuena on Apr 13, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL!
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Apr 14, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Redbull gives you wiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnngggsss!
by casey manrique on Apr 14, 2009 12:42 PM EDT reply actions
"Say somethin' else, BITCH! Say somethin' else! I told you I'm a PIMP!"
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
"Anderson Silva is found using an undisclosed performance enhancer and is according to the somewhat harsh Japanese anti-doping laws sentenced to 3-hour-suspension from the roof"
"They called him the axe-murderer because he was murdering chumps. They should have been calling him the chump-murderer..." Rampage Jackson (commentating on the fighting abilities of Wanderlei "F#ck Chuck" Silva.)
by BlueberryMuffin on Apr 14, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT I CAN BUY LIKE THIRTY CHEESEBURGERS FOR THIS
by inadvertentgroinstrike on Apr 14, 2009 6:35 PM EDT reply actions
OMG, they're gonna do it!! Look, he's going to kiss him!!
I wanted to roll with, “OMG, there’s a spider!!” but seems like someone already did something like that.
“YAAAAAAAA!!!! I’m not happy that I just knocked out Carlos, he’s good guy. I’m just happy I finally get to unleash my Michael Jackson routine!! Been working on it for months.”
by I Can't Feel My Face on Apr 15, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions
“I’m walking in the aiiiiiiirr….”
by Monday Morning Martial Artist on Apr 16, 2009 9:16 AM EDT reply actions
Rec'd for
the most coveted prize in the history of JPEG belts..
Also for including previous results—all four are full of win.
My own entry:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"It's like a flying knuckle sandwich." --Rogan
"And many men have eaten it." -- Goldy
Or ...
People always told him, be careful what you do, don’t go around breaking young girls’ hearts.
"It's like a flying knuckle sandwich." --Rogan
"And many men have eaten it." -- Goldy
by thetakeover on Apr 17, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
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