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Strikeforce: Shamrock vs. Diaz Live Results and Commentary

Strikeforce_shamrock_diaz_poster_mediumThis will be the thread for the main card later tonight, and Brent will be doing the results.  I'll be live in the arena, and will post if anything of significance occurs during the main card.

Coverage will begin at 7:00 pm PST.

Brent Brookhouse taking over here.  The main card is about to start.

Gus Johnson talking about Strikeforce's big main events of the past and I have to say, on standard def this picture looks really crisp.

Gina is shown as Mauro says she may be the most popular fighter in the sport male or female.  Tito is shown and booed.  Nice reaction for Arlovski.  Alistair Overeem is shown to no reaction.  A few other fighters are shown finishing up with Cung Le who gets a really good reaction.  Pat Miletich is shown in the booth now so there's your broadcast team.

The place is packed according to Mike Rome who is in the arena and there was a 10 bell salute for Mask.

As a reminder in Strikeforce there are no elbows on the ground.

Brett Rogers vs. Abongo Humphries - Round 1 -Humphries is way small for a heavyweight at 5'11".  Humphries is spinning and kicking but they were fairly pointless.  High kick from Humphries is blocked.  Left hook from Rogers is answered by a low kick.  Clinch by Humphries now and Rivers with great takedown defense for a man his size keeping balance on one leg.  Solid combo from Rogers looks like it hurt Humphries but Abongo with a body shot in return.  Three punch combo now by Brett capped off with a right hand to the jaw.  Flurry of uppercuts from Rogers.  Low kick trips Rogers and he stands right back up.  Huge knee to the chin from Rogers but Humphries is fine. Right hand by Rogers and Humphries' legs are wobbly.  Two knees to the head and Rogers is warned for grabbing the hair.  Another warning for grabbing seconds later.  Bretr is so big compared to Abongo.  Right hand lands flush and now Rogers is having a point taken away for grabbing the hair.  I'm sorry but dreads shouldn't be allowed in the cage when you're holding the head you are holding on and it can happen naturally.  Uppercuts from Rogers to end the round.  9-9 on my card due to the taking of a point.  Round 2 - Humphries spins after feinting with a low kick and now Rogers charges in.  Single leg attempt by Humphries but Rogers defends well.  Solid punches landing for Brett now.  Flurry of huge shots from Rogers and Humphries is showing a GREAT chin.  Two HUGE knees right to the chin now and Humphries is just taking it.  Finally Rogers pours it on and Humphries finally collapses and the fight is over.  Brett Rogers wins by TKO, round 2.

Christiane "Cyborg" Santos vs. Hitomi Akano - Huge reception for Gina as she is shown at ringside and Gus says her and Cyborg would be one of the biggest fights of the year. Round 1 - Cyborg is all over her with huge punches.  Akano survives going for a takedown but suffers a German suplex by Santos.  Akano goes for an armbar but can't finish but does get full guard.  Cyborg with the ground and pound now.  Cyborg stands up and drops bombs and then makes Akano stand back up.  Takedown by Cyborg after some more punches and they stand back up.  Low kick and then a left hook from Cyborg and the round ends.  10-8 Cyborg on my card.  Round 2 - Akano is trying to get a takedown but she isn't stron enough and it involves eating a lot of shots.  Akano is exhausted and can't finish a double leg.  NOt much to call here except Cyborg doing whatever the hell she wants.  Flying armbar attempt by Akano but she just ends up getting guard. Akano is going for a high guard but she is just not able to deal with Santos' strength.  Now it's Cyborg landing big shots against the cage.  The round ends and it's commendable that Akano is still in there but she is exhausted.  10-9 Cyborg.  Round 3 - Cyborg with big shots after a failed leg lock attempt.  Now Akano is hurt.  Cyborg drops her and it's all over.  Christiane "Cyborg" Santos wins by TKO, round 3.  After the fight Cyborg says she missed weight because of a "girl problem" and Gus Johnson accepts the apology for all the fans...whatever.

Scott Smith vs. Benji Radach - Round 1 - Stiff jabs from Radach and now an overhand right.  Smith charges with a kick to the body.  Smith is looking for a single right hand or high kick while Radach looks more versatile.  Low kick from Smith now.  Right hand from Radach counters a low kick from Smith. Right hand from Smith.  Smith is bleeding from the mouth.  Left hook, right hand land for Radach.  Smith hurts Benji. and Radach fires back and drops Smith.  Now Smith is covering against the cage.  Right hand by Radach.  Left hook now and Smith's legs are ready to go.  Radach shoots and gets a double leg.  Working punches to the body now.  Huge right hand ground and pound from Radach and the round ends.  10-9 Radach, it was even and the takedown/GNP stole it.  Round 2 -  Tito shown to huge boos between rounds.  Radach looks for a takedown early but can't finish.  They clinch against the cage with no action and separate.  Jabs from Radach are landing solid.  Right hand from Smith glances off Radach's cheek.  Right hand counter by Smith.  Radach remains more dynamic with his hands.  Huge right and Smith is hurt.  He's dropped by a follow up right.  Now Radach with a guillotine but he can't finish.  Smith is bleeding badly.  Smith has huge heart but he is getting beat up this fight.  They separate from the clinch now.  Left hook from Radach and he isn't forcing anything to happen. The crowd keeps booing whenever they slow down but this is an action fight.  10-9 Radach, he could have finished striking...the guillotine attempt was dumb.  Round 3  - Right hand from Smith so Radach shoots for a double and Smith goes for a guillotine and is slammed by Radach.  Mauro calls it a "slamma jamma"  Milletich is by far the best guy in the booth tonight.  Radach is bleeding from the eye.  They're stood back up now.  Smith is swinging for the fences.Right hand lands.  Jab hurts Radach.  Smith gets buzzed by a right hand and backs off for a few moments.  Right hand from Smith and Radach goes down.  It's over!  Oh my!  Scott Smith wins by KO, round 3.  Wow, Smith has so much heart and he's just NEVER out of it.

OFFICIAL ATTENDANCE 14,409

Gilbert Melendez vs. Rodrigo Damm - Round 1 - Damm circling to the left (into Gilbert's power) and gets caught with a right hand.  To the ground they go with Melendez on top.  Damm working for an omoplata but can't lock it.  Melendez with a night right hand.  Damm is trying to work off his back but Gilbert passes to half with some big punches.  It's been a lot more of the same with Melendez landing big punches from on top.  Now shots to the ribs of Damm.  Damm had a chance to lock up a triangle as the round ends but the buzzer sounds.  10-9 Melendez Round 2 - Takedown from Melendez is stopped.  Right hand from Gil and then another stuffed shot.  Damm looks tired and there is a long way to go.  Melendez with some nice punches standing.  Right hand drops Damm and he is out.  Melendez with a few more punches and it's over.  Gilbert Melendez wins by KO, round 2.

Revised official attendance: 15, 211

Nick Diaz vs. Frank Shamrock - Round 1 - Low kick from Diaz.  Frank is jabbing.  Diaz catches a kick and puts Shamrock down.  Pass to side control and Diaz goes for a keylock and Shamrock stands right back up.  Frank is working in and out but the length of Diaz is giving him some trouble.  Body kick by Shamrock.  Jab lands for Diaz.  He sticks his chin out and Frank lands a right hand to it.  Low kick by Diaz.  Shamrock with a body kick again and gets taken down.  Diaz into side control.  Pass to full mount.  Diaz is throwing but isn't getting caught with anything meaningful.  10-9 Diaz.  Round 2 - Right hand from Diaz and Frank can't figure out the reach of Diaz.  Diaz is talking and talking which Mauro says makes him tremendous for the sport.  Flurry of punches lands for Diaz now.  Diaz is walking him down with punches and it honestly looks like Frank has no answer.  Right hand lands for Shamrock now.  Diaz is just landing whatever he wants at this point flurrying with Frank's back to the cage.  Punches and elbows landing for Diaz.  Shamrock drops and is eating shots now and the fight is over.  Nick Diaz wins by TKO, round 2.

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Can't wait!

I ordered Showtime just for this.

by Wookalarman on Apr 11, 2009 5:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Zodiac is on Showtime right now, which is awesome but about 45 minutes too long.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

David Fincher couldn’t make a short movie if it was his only way out of hell. Benjamin Button will have the Criterion treatment somehow

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 11, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That, sir, is a quality description of David Fincher.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you know anything about The Tudors? Is it good? Did anyone see Krod on Comedy Central? I loved it.

by Wookalarman on Apr 11, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rays lose, come on strikeforce

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

gay

I hear this is on PPV only in Canada. Thank god for the internet.

by JoLy on Apr 11, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you learn nothing from the last week and a half?

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess not? i dont know what you mean

by JoLy on Apr 11, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

The whole “Dana calling Loretta Hunt a bitch and anonymous sources faggots” thing.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you implying...

that this Strikeforce card being only on PPV in Canada is NOT homosexual?

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Canada is like oppsoite world isn't it?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Abongo Humphery just looks wrong. It’d be like Barack Johnson.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

here we go ya'll!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought about it...

and then I ate way too much Chinese food after a full day of softball. so I’m passing on the popcorn for tonight.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I needed to know that. Thanks, Brent.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey man...

mythbuster brought up popcorn..not me

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, then I’m pissed at both of you for the calorie or so I burned moving my eyes to that conversation.

Sarcasm detectors, engage

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m having birthday cake and champagne. bc thats how my family is

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your family is better than my microwave. :(

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

they aren’t watching the fights with me. i have direct tv sitting right in front of me and am relegated to using my computer only. but the cake and champagne is nice.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howdy.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

AWWW YEAH

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Renallo could be talking about Feet and make them sound exciting

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Water…I fail.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now I want to go get a bottle… damn you

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

And off I go – Jack and I will be back shortly

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Diet Dr. Pepper/ Blue Moon.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 11, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

The usual. Old Milwaukee.

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by Tim Burke on Apr 11, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Purple Drank? Anyone?

by Tizoc on Apr 11, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

No hyperbole there, Pat.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 11, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

The place is packed according to Mike Rome who is in the arena and there was a 10 bell salute for Mask.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

did they just say no elbows to the head on the ground??? that can’t be right…

by OKfighter on Apr 11, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Strikeforce rules

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

They don’t follow unified rules?

by The Bronzeville Bully on Apr 11, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everything but the elbows

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope they change that in the future.

by The Bronzeville Bully on Apr 11, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

No elbows on the ground?

Has Strikeforce always had that rule?

by Jaydoggydog on Apr 11, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rogers is going to clean up.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Rome, what’s the media coverage like? besides local of course.

by The Bronzeville Bully on Apr 11, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Well they do allow bloggers

so probably decent or fair?

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by achengy on Apr 11, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

How did everyone like the opening sequence?

Fighter intros were slick. The production… maybe a wee bit over-styled?

by Jaydoggydog on Apr 11, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Better than EliteXC.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

How could it not?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good referee choice.

http://www.fourouncestofreedom.com

by Tim Burke on Apr 11, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Hooray! Finally made it – did I miss anything?

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 11, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Humpherys has some slick kicks

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

No elbows on the ground is lame

And Rogers looks fat. If Abongo can stretch this out, he can win this thing.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Herb’s got a mic?

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by Tim Burke on Apr 11, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

He should have a camera. Bring back the ref cam!

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wat’s he warning him for?

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 11, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Grabbing the hair.

:\

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

is he even meaning to? or are hishands just getting caught?

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

My stream isnt crystal clear, but seems unavoidable :(

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

they should have him pull that shit back in a rubberband or something so it’s not flying everywhere. getting hands caught in hair happens when it’s long. it sucks but you kind of get used to it.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grabbing dreads

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever seen somebody lose a point for grabbing hair.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Clearly an issue near and dear to Herb Dean.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 11, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

He sure got a ref sympathetic to his plight

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

No wonder Yves Lavigne always missed it.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s funny.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 11, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Gus Johnson = Excitement Super Fun Time!

by a tommy point on Apr 11, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Good Job Rogers

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

This is garbage. How is she supposed to hold a Thai Clinch?

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by Tim Burke on Apr 11, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

That last one, he grabbed them and pulled his head into his punch.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

He needs time to rest his hair??

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Good round except the hair shit.

by Wookalarman on Apr 11, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

9-9 Rogers

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

That hair shouldn't be allowed...

sorry…just shouldn’t

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

You mean make em cut it it or say it’s part of the uniform NFL style?

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why not? Soko manages to get through all of his fights without his hair being yanked on.

by a tommy point on Apr 11, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

No hairs & aoki pants for 2010.

by spectaa on Apr 11, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s no different than Soko’s hair, or Guida’s – the problem is establishing intent to grab.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 11, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the little training I've had...

when I grabbed a thai plum you can get tangled up and pull inadvertently. Rogers was grabbing…and the point taking was warranted. but still…

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree as well. they could at least have him pull it back like Herb has his.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

So dreads are now an advantage

they should allow hair pulling or at least inadvertent. Should be up to the fighter to disadvantage himself with hair.

In the NFL you can tackle someone by the hair if they have dreads.

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by achengy on Apr 11, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

shouldn’t be allowed

by OKfighter on Apr 11, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m sure Overeem is very impressed.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice. He’s probably smiling like Lesnar was when Mir beat Nog

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Rogers

if EliteXC had half a brain, they could have made him a star with Kimbo jobbing to him.

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

If I were Rogers, I’d never forgive them for not making that fight after Thompson.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I DOES WORK. I MEAN, I DOOS WORK."

Rogers’ striking looked pretty good, despite the layoff.

by Jaydoggydog on Apr 11, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

So many puns.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
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by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 11, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Overeem vs Rogers. Make it happen.

by a tommy point on Apr 11, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I enjoy seeing overeem beat the crap out of people also.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rogers was underwhelming, honestly.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't think he beats nelson/Monson, much less overeem

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely not. Also Kharitonov, Bigfoot

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think so...

he was never in trouble. Showed WAY better takedown defense and balance than I thought he had. He has big power but Humphries has a great chin.

113 strikes in that short of time with a 65% connect percentage is damn fine.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because Obongo was such a big test, right...?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was the Iron Ring Champion...

that counts for something…right?

Who am I kidding…

by B Money on Apr 11, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying that Humphries was a huge test...

I’m just saying I don’t think he was unimpressive.

He did what I expected. Dominate standing

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

He wasn't really the power monster they made him out to be.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh...

I think that was him trying to show the new MT skills more than anything. He’s never been that kind of fighter. More of a boxer than a MT guy. I think in some ways he got sucked in to trying to show off the clinch work.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough, I just don't like him as much as most

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's cool...

I’m high on him. I don’t think he’ll ever be a top 5 guy or anything…but I like his style.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

My feelings

Boom: Cheick Kongo
Mid: Poor man’s HW manhoef
Bust: Strikeforce filler

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh If it weren’t for hair stoppages it would’ve been over in the 1st

by starvin on Apr 11, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Herb had deducted him instead of a ‘hard warning’, it would’ve – for Obongo via DQ

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That other dude had an impressive chin, that’s what fooled you.

by spectaa on Apr 11, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he MT looks pretty good. He’s lazy, but his technique wasn’t bad.

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by Tim Burke on Apr 11, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, Compustrike.

When will the UFC adopt Fightmatrix?

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

WTB verbs. Willing to trade,.

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Must I do everything around here?

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Overeem would smoke rogers

by OKfighter on Apr 11, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Fight stats are fine...

it’s the out of context stuff. The “he connects on 40% of his takedowns in his career” stuff that doesn’t say who he fought. These are the stats from THIS fight where you know who he fought and how he looked..etc

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Real time fight stats! Heart love win yes!

by a tommy point on Apr 11, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Gus Johnson just say “Moo-ey Thai skills” or was I just hearing things?

by Tizoc on Apr 11, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah I heard that too

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some people pronounce it that way… like Couture. But its possibly a Frankencense and Murrrrr situation.

by Sam Cupitt on Apr 11, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

“The knees can be just as powerful as the hands…”

 * blinkblink *

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m here. Its ok. Happy Easter bitches.

So I here Brett Rogers turned to cat fighting strategy.

by Sam Cupitt on Apr 11, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

2nd’d.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: Is the cage a hex or an octagon?

by Sokonojudo on Apr 11, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Octagon is trademarked, no?

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think “The octagon” is trademark but you cant trademark a geometric figure.

by Sokonojudo on Apr 11, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Regardless, it’s a hexagon.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

“But she sucks at making weight”

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

‘Yeah, her striking better be strong, with that fat ass behind the punches and all’

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think she’s coming out to Fight The Power.

http://www.fourouncestofreedom.com

by Tim Burke on Apr 11, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

This japanese chick is going to get killed.

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is it being advertised as a 150 lbs fight? Weren’t they contracted for 145?

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 11, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, but to make it legal, they had to change the weight classes – you can’t have it at 145 if someone is 150. You move it to 150 because it’s legal to have someone come in light.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea but neither are quite at that weight (akano a little under, cyborg way over)

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your’s too, huh.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mines fine. My friend justin wanted me to tell you dmca4life says hi.

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should be showtime!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

tvs like to be finicky sometimes.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss the ramp. What does everyone think? Do you like the ramp better, or when fighters walk through the crowd ufc style?

by OKfighter on Apr 11, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Cris Cyborg could beat Chris Mickle ( sp? Jose Aldo’s last opponent).

by a tommy point on Apr 11, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

She could probably whup your ass.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just overall – I mean, if she can beat a professional male MMA fighter, what chance do you have?

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you see that Chris Mickle guy? I’m pretty sure several of us here stand a chance against him.

Anyway, I’m straddling that bashing line.

by a tommy point on Apr 11, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kind of what I’m saying. No hard feelings.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU ANNOUNCERS!

http://www.fourouncestofreedom.com

by Tim Burke on Apr 11, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Pat calling it like it is.

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

my sister’s response to seeing Akano: “She looks like a boy.”

she hasn’t seen cyborg yet. (nor does she approve of mma (men’s or womens’)

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Kinda hope girlfight monster takes this.

by Sam Cupitt on Apr 11, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too. Gus Johnson would shit himself.

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

This fight would be better if Akano could tap-in Barnett.

by zacd on Apr 11, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

They’d be closer in weight.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

This gon' be violent

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

at least you can’t say it’s gonna be boring or unskilled. or weak.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cyborg For tha lose!

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Gina

FAP FAP FAP

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Three minute rounds? When are they gonna institute the five minute rounds?

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Mercy is for the weak, Cris.

by a tommy point on Apr 11, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Akin a is going to anderson silva her with the heel hook

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Poor girl. . .

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 11, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

“Let’s work” ? Shit..

by spectaa on Apr 11, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

This is the reason there are weight divisions.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

she’s still standing. she makes it through R1 and that will shock a lot.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope this is over soon

by OKfighter on Apr 11, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Throw in the towel.. It’s over.

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck all that… make fatty work

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

She’s got her right where she wants her.

by Wookalarman on Apr 11, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-8 easy

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

GSP Vs BJ Penn 3…?

by spectaa on Apr 11, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Closer to GSP vs Miguel Torres.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once this fight is over, Cyborg is then going to take her lunch and call her older brother a pussy and he will cry.

by Sam Cupitt on Apr 11, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

GO FOR THE HEEL HOOK

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Flying scissors heel hooks, got nothing to lose.

by Sokonojudo on Apr 11, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Are boob punches treated like ball shots?

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Cyborg is freaking huge.

I think Mrs. Santos could probably beat Urijah Faber and some of the other children in the men’s division.

by P4P is a stupid concept on Apr 11, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

You could add junie browning to your list.

by spectaa on Apr 11, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 11, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I now love Akano, win or lose.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Akano might have more in common with the Grateful Dead soon.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s a substitute for actual knowledge.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 11, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

agreed

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by Zak Woods on Apr 11, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

This just isnt fair

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by Zak Woods on Apr 11, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Please

Someone let me know what excuses Cyborg makes for missing weight

by missmanners on Apr 11, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

She’s pregnant with the seed of Teen Wolf.

by Sam Cupitt on Apr 11, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Couldn’t finish that last bit of cud on the way to the scale.

Spinning out solid gold, like Rumpelstiltskin.

by Heenan on Apr 11, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This isn't right...

there is no way for Akano to deal with the strength and size.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed…I kind of feel sick to my stomach

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by Zak Woods on Apr 11, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of other mismatches, like Lesnar-Couture.

Oops, that one don’t count. nvm :)

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Read what I was replying to.

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did – it’s not fair in this case because one fighter came in well above the contracted weight. That didn’t happen in your example.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strikeforce is doing all kinds of great things for women’s MMA. Having Kim Couture fight random smokers off the street and then having Cyborg fight blown up 125 lbers. I wonder what they’ll do with Gina to advance women’s MMA? Perhaps they’ll have the first male/female MMA fight and she can take on the guy with no arms and no legs.

by ilostmydog on Apr 11, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I said in the other post that there needs to be two set divisions and not this nebulous 140-145 range that promotions/commissions try to cram every female fighter into.

by a tommy point on Apr 11, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m still hoping for a miracle and akano subbing cyborg.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Please stop this.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

This looks awful for Cyborg.

Granted, Akano has an iron chin, but it’s pretty sad Santos can’t finish her off given the circumstances.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 11, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Cyborg must be exhausted from cutting all that….wait a minute…

by ilostmydog on Apr 11, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, At least carano has some pop

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

one way to look at it

watchkalibrun.com

by Zak Woods on Apr 11, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

What’s the point of continuing?

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Men and women are different.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still, I like her against Goulet.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 11, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why I never.

Born and raised in Boston, friend. Maybe you’re thinking of our other former emotionless newsbot, Nick Thomas.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 11, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that explains your Goulet hatred.

Go Sawx?

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just confused as to why GSP is on the Canadian cover to the UFC game instead of Goulet.

by ilostmydog on Apr 11, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jason MacDonald gets shafted either way.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has his own blog on Sportsnet. That’s better than the UFC game cover by far. They should have a special edition cover with Gary Goodridge on it.

by ilostmydog on Apr 11, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea, there are clear weight divisions for men.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck you Cyborg.

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

yeah

kind of feeling like saying fuck strikeforce for this matchmaking

by yngjzy on Apr 11, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m wondering what they offered Akano to take this fight.

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old school strategy.

by spectaa on Apr 11, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Is fighter-bashing Cyborg acceptable now?

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 11, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

We gotta let our better nature prevail here. Akano could’ve declined.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

watchkalibrun.com

by Zak Woods on Apr 11, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lucia Rijker probably wishes she were ten years younger, she would dominate Gina and Cyborg.

by missmanners on Apr 11, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Miletich say Cyborg should tone it down?

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Now Cyborg knows what it’s like to be Gina! Minus getting cheered for being pwetty.

by ilostmydog on Apr 11, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m curious what you’re implying about this fight. ;-)

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think you know :D

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Carano will beat Cyborg easy now.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 11, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, if she can’t finish off the 128 lb champ within two rounds, Gina’s got this.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would be curious to see if they could both make weight.

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck it, they’ll do a Shamrock-Diaz and make one up

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, Gina is going to need much more than her push kick to deal with Cyborg.

I don’t see that fight being close at all. Not sure there is a female fighter out there who can stop Santos.

by a tommy point on Apr 11, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

See subo’s post above.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 11, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

So.......

Is Rockstar a sponsor of Strikeforce, or do they own them?

by ufc4 on Apr 11, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

This is sad.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

What a ridiculous fight. I know they wanted Cyborg to win, but put her up against someone near her own size. Hats off to Akano.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 11, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I think if a fighter misses weight by 5 or more pounds the athletic commission should be able to suspend them for up to 6 months.

by OKfighter on Apr 11, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I disagree

you would have people cheating to make weight… then fine is substantial and the fighter can decline which Akano did at first.

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by achengy on Apr 11, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well the last two Strikeforce womens bouts were Kim Couture vs. Chick who shouldnt have been in the cage and now Cyborg vs. chick who shouldnt have been in the cage with Cyborg.

by Sam Cupitt on Apr 11, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

She had a girl problem...

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Well I don’t think any of us expected that.

by Sam Cupitt on Apr 11, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Her husband has a girl problem too, namely that his wife isn’t one.

by ufc4 on Apr 11, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

That means she ran out of injectable testosterone.

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, not accepted.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 11, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW.

She really just blamed it on “a girl problem.”

Thanks for accepting the apology on our behalf, Gus.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 11, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

what’d she have a 7lb ovarian cyst?

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i smell a cop out there.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

This apology sounds vaguely familiar to what Gina says everytime she misses weight.

by ilostmydog on Apr 11, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

what a joke of a fight. I hope womens MMA doesnt become this freak show

watchkalibrun.com

by Zak Woods on Apr 11, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, fuck you.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

What belt?

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

you know they are going to make it a ‘title fight’

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by Zak Woods on Apr 11, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

for what weight class?? they can have a belt for not being able to read a fucking scale before weighins!

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

The WAMMA-Candyland belt

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think ROsenthal copped a feel on Akano after the TKO

by ufc4 on Apr 11, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I have boobs! I can’t make weight!

watchkalibrun.com

by Zak Woods on Apr 11, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Cyborg

has boobs?

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by achengy on Apr 11, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

REC'd

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re those pec looking thingies.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

she’s the only woman known to have moobs. its remarkable.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yet they

still have bigger boobs then Cyborg…

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by achengy on Apr 11, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow. thats impressive. but due to their lack of fat neither of them can have periods.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice shots of Gina

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Girl problem = Don’t ask.

by spectaa on Apr 11, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

She had problems with her "cycle"

…which one I’m not sure.

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by achengy on Apr 11, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec’d

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by Zak Woods on Apr 11, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now if I’m a foreign fighter who doesn’t speak the language, I don’t hire a translator, I hire a professional smack talker to increase my marketability.

by Sam Cupitt on Apr 11, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

WARGODS memories.

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would hire Aziz Ansari.

by ilostmydog on Apr 11, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAR RADACH

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

girl problem? I still don’t know why she didn’t let the other camp know that there was no way she was making weight

by missmanners on Apr 11, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

The answer to all of your questions is money.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t she losing her purse, or part of it?

by missmanners on Apr 11, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

20% of it. 10% goes to the commission and 10% to Akano.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently periods aren’t predictable just like weigh-in nights. You know how they sneak up on you.

Spinning out solid gold, like Rumpelstiltskin.

by Heenan on Apr 11, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would rather have the Strikeforce Interim LW belt that the WAMMA LW belt.

by nitro on Apr 11, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

You think they’re building toward a Gina/Cyborg fight? LOL.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 11, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I couldn’t tell because of all of those Gina shots.

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually..............

I heard Cyborg is fighting Chyna next, for the men’s heavyweight title.

by ufc4 on Apr 11, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody see that Seinfeld where Jerry was dating that chick with man hands?

by ufc4 on Apr 11, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could Full Tilt’s sponsorship of Strikeforce be the reason for them being banned in the UFC?

by Dropkick434 on Apr 11, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

It could be

Full Tilt’s response to being banned?

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by achengy on Apr 11, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

good ole chicken or the egg

by Dropkick434 on Apr 11, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

They were at Bellator, too – I think they just got replaced by UltimateBet for more money

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if I could blame missing weight for a fight on a Chinese buffet problem. That’s roughly the equivalent of a “girl’s problem” for men, right?

by a tommy point on Apr 11, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

If bas says it, it’s true.

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I dont like the way they do the pre-fight packages. It’s too disjointed.

by Sam Cupitt on Apr 11, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Rome...

just pointed out that if periods make weight cutting hard that women should weigh in same day to make people fight at natural weight to prevent these “girl problems” from keeping women from making weight.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

and I kind of agree...

…forgot to include that

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Won’t people just fight dehydrated?

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would hope not...

but it is the reason I’ve always been against day of weigh-ins for guys. SO I guess you’re right for calling me out on that

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

My months of spending all day on this site have just been validated.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could also do rules disallowing people from fighting at a weight more than 2 lbs above the planned weight class. Weighed an hour before the fight.

by Michael Rome on Apr 11, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

The commission really should’ve stopped the Cyborg fight.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amen.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 11, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

THe ideas good in theory but then you start getting into that grey area where you can cancel bouts an hour before the fight. Thats kind of what is happening already with womens fighting and so thatd just increase it I guess.

by Sam Cupitt on Apr 11, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I guess then you’d have people complaining about how women fight three minute rounds AND have to make weight on the day.

But then I guess I just have this to say to them and every American comedian out there. Men and Women are different, get over it.

by Sam Cupitt on Apr 11, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Makes sense

all joking aside. I don’t know how hard it is to cut weight so it looks like a fair compromise.

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by achengy on Apr 11, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

or they could just fight at weights they can actually reach instead of agreeing to lunacy!

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Razor can’t cut steel!!!! Scott Smith is like a scientist.

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate the titantron thing with the fireworks. UGH.

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, let your pro wrestling fan out of the dungeon for one day

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It just doesn’t look good in MMA.

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it’s the one thing Japan has nailed

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dream’s titantrons looks pretty cool.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 11, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I overlooked DREAM. You’re right, that titantron is sick.

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

FACESMASH FU!!!!!!!!!!

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Face Smashing Foo???

Boooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Benji,

but that’s powerful lame

by B Money on Apr 11, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

You just know Jimmy Lennon Jr. is itching to do a raffle.

by a tommy point on Apr 11, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

real men wear pink?

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer the term “coral” It sounds more environmentally friendly.

by Sokonojudo on Apr 11, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol. but coral is more of a red/orange. that just all out pink. it so pink its PANK.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

coral is an orange-pinkinsh color but there is Coral Pink. I swear Wikipedia will take us all over one day like SkyNet.

by Sokonojudo on Apr 11, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

You think he has more years of experience?

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Pink for the win

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by Zak Woods on Apr 11, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

at least he could match kyra gracie.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

wow. ridiculous exchanges.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

RADACH!!!!!!!! 10-9

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by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Yessir.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Radachs awareness in the pentagon. He knows when he’s close to the fence, knows when to move away.

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

thats a lot of bloody orifices.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Smith was just standing there for like 30 seconds after he got rocked.

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Tito said

“Yeah baby, I’m back!”

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

TITO VS OVEREEM -_-

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by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes!

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by Zak Woods on Apr 11, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only in my dreams

Is this three shitty organizations that Tito has claimed to have a future from?

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can’t give Overeem a target that big…would be like swinging at a beach ball…

by Dabashire on Apr 11, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Smith needs to move side to side for God’s sake.

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

No

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a completely different sport!

by ilostmydog on Apr 11, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

“a wounded animal is always dangerous”

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

‘unless it’s really, really wounded’

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

wounded animals with landmines.

by Sokonojudo on Apr 11, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smith's eye looks bad

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by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Props to Smith for making it through the round…gonna have to finish to win though

by Dabashire on Apr 11, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Radach's boxing is SO tight for MMA.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Better than Marcus Davis’?

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Radach is better at moving away from leg kicks IMO

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by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Close...

Davis is a little better but Radach is REAL close

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love radach. Good boxing + Decent Wrestling + jits = Top 10-15 MW

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by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

ridiculous he trains parttime.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he fully dedicated himself he could be a lawler-slaying monster

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by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’d be pretty ridiculous thats for sure.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

tight like a tiger? tight like Aoki’s pants? or just tight?

by Sokonojudo on Apr 11, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weird fight

Smith has been asleep on his feet the whole fight
WTF?

by Jaydoggydog on Apr 11, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

he's not as good as Radach

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Streaming

So … how’s the online feed going?

by Beau Dure on Apr 11, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Smith was doing the chicken dance. Can’t believe he survived that round.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 11, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Radach has really settled down.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

OFFICIAL ATTENDANCE 14,409

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh - that's a lot. . .

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 11, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do you mean, work? I have an arm in a guillotine

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit radach

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by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Why did he stand them up?

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

a hannibal reference really?

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

take a drink!

watchkalibrun.com

by Zak Woods on Apr 11, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would type the noise, but i have no idea where to begin.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s actually a reinterpretation of Eugene Ionesco’s absurdest play “Rhinoceros” – minus the quality, of course…

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 11, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why don’t you call him ‘Rocky’, Mauro

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Very nice.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 11, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

And Gus Johnson loses it again.

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

hey I like when Gus does that

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by Zak Woods on Apr 11, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too. That’s why I point it out.

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

SRSLY…Take the damn De La Hoya route!!

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK MY LIFE

Can we just start calling smith “The Comeback Kid”?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Scott ‘Keep It Comin’ Smith

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smith can’t rise much higher in this sport with that wooden and rigid style

by Jaydoggydog on Apr 11, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed. All he did was go forward and move backward. He didn’t move laterally at all.

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

God...dammit...

HUGE heart from Smith.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a hell of a good fight!

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

"beating Radach automatically makes you one of the top guys in the world"

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I almost got a new signature.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He just ruined it.

by spectaa on Apr 11, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

START TRAINING FULL TIME BENJI

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by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Beating Radach makes you elite?

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Makes you top 15

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by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, like #15 – I can see that

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Name 15 MWs better than radach...

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by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Radach is not in the USAT/BE top 25

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beating Ninja doesn’t count for much. Ninja is only 5-5 as a MW and his biggest win at that weight is Joey Villasenor.

by ilostmydog on Apr 11, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit didn't let me respond

I was saying, did he watch DREAM.8? Everyone beats the shit out of Ninja. It’s like a right of passage.

"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry

by Blackout612 on Apr 11, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was so much funner to watch when he was fatter.

by ilostmydog on Apr 11, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kool Aid

I like Radach, but these guys are blowing smoke up your ass.

"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry

by Blackout612 on Apr 11, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I form my own opinions, dammit.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go crazy, Gus! Go crazy!

by a tommy point on Apr 11, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

FotY candidate

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by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Far

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by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

idk. some of those undercards read to be ridiculous.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed...

very dramatic. It probably wont be the winner. but it’s on the list.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not until he beats Lindland!

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 11, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

lawl

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by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sup d00dz

What an amazing fight. Two FOTY candidates in six days.

"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry

by Blackout612 on Apr 11, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

What was the other? Missed the other one…which one am I going to need to google?

by Dabashire on Apr 11, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mizugaki/Torres last Sunday

"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry

by Blackout612 on Apr 11, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully its a sign of things to come, and not a wad blowing.

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have a little faith in Zuffa for a change :-p

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Myth doesn't have anything against Zuffa

Just Lesnar.

"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry

by Blackout612 on Apr 11, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s the headliner of the biggest card in MMA history, so I guess I’ll let myth hate for a little bit

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see what happened

You are confusing cards with what actually happens. I’m hoping for exciting fights, not that people make interesting cards.

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

With the (possible) exception of Herring, I think it’s hard to say Lesnar isn’t exciting to watch.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Randy's chin is decent at best, so don't even go there

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by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve planted my pro-Lesnar flag and I stand by it

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mir over Lesnar(0:24 in 1st round, Flying Gogoplata)

Yeah, i went there

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by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lesnar by eating one of the punches that fucked Nog up and countering Mir into the third row

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because Nog's chin sucks so much, right?

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by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even on an off-night.

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by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

To hear the Mir haters, you’d think he was brought to the ring in a wheelchair.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like you’re qualifying Mir so that it’s more spectacular when he gets TKO’d. His hands were soooo wide against Nog. I GSP’d him (not impressed with your performance).

"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry

by Blackout612 on Apr 11, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's slightly crazier than saying you're Top 15 @ 185 if you beat Radach

So you’re about par.

"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry

by Blackout612 on Apr 11, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I stand by that, 185 is a shitpile in terms of depth.

A.Silva
Hendo
Bisping
Wand
Maia
Leites
Marquardt
Lawler
Belfort

After that it gets really sketchy

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by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am always excited to see him lose…as good as he is, I can’t bring myself to like him.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 11, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't confuse him

He gets easily distracted whenever he thinks of lesnars manliness.

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate that he's a homophobe

But he may be the single greatest athlete ever in the sport.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Another time

Another place. There’s plenty of time to argue about Lesnar before July 11th.

"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry

by Blackout612 on Apr 11, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amen!

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 11, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

GSP?

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by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

GSP didn’t get invited by the Minnesota Vikings to play/develop in Europe for a year on their dime.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

GSP didn't try out

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by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

They probably wouldn’t have given him pads – he’s the size of a second baseman.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

and so GSP didn’t publically fail like Lesnar did. :)

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Brock walks onto an NFL training squad, is offered an NFL Europe contract and you call that a failure. OK.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeff George played in NFL Europe

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by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brock walked into an NFL camp, and was told to walk back out. So yeah, lol.

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really

Don’t want to get into it, but he performed pretty well. Vikings brass said that had he come out straight from college, he would have been a 2nd-3rd round pick based on measurables alone, but that it was too late for him based on his age (and having two of the five best DT’s in the NFL while he was in camp).

"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry

by Blackout612 on Apr 11, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know the story :)
He walked in, did pretty good, was told to go play in Europe and get some experience. he said no, if it isn’t handed to him then he doesn’t want to work for it. Not many ways that looks good for him lol

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

The UFC sure didn’t hand him shit putting him against Mir, Herring and Couture in his second, third and fourth ever fights.

He’s an incredible physical specimen.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re adorable :)

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get a room.

"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry

by Blackout612 on Apr 11, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOAH

You seem pissed, Blackout. Are you sure you’re not really, really pissed?

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh..

Hurt my thumb today helping my friend move. That was mildly unpleasant. I think I said shit out loud.

"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry

by Blackout612 on Apr 11, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are having too much fun with those tonight

by Chris Nelson on Apr 11, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

If nothing else I motivate creativity

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hilarious.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Forgot about that one…you’re right :)

by Dabashire on Apr 11, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just have to say that fight was f’ing spectacular.

by DirtyML on Apr 11, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Scott Smith is my hero. What an awesome dude.

by AnonymousA on Apr 11, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Srsly

The guy may not be top tier fighter, but he’s got a fighters heart and always gives exciting fights. I’ll watch this guy fight any day.

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He seems like a really good guy. I’m glad he got the win.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey look, GSP is kicking BJ’s ass on the feet

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't feel like watching that again.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

My favorite part is coming ^^.

by spectaa on Apr 11, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

A catchweight fight

between Shamrock and Diaz is three years in the making?

by B Money on Apr 11, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don’t think i’d want him to rub on me….. damnit. now i’m giving myself nightmares :(

(although he’s more preferable than jared shaw!)

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gina Carano probably agrees with you.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol at the takedown animations

by zacd on Apr 11, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Why are they using muscle bones vision.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Musclemen make it so much easier to understand.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 11, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

yea. skin makes things so complicated.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

ewww, gross

slow-mo demo with skeletons covered in blood

by Jaydoggydog on Apr 11, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

All i was thinking was sinew g-string. Which was pretty fecked.

by Sam Cupitt on Apr 11, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Nobody wants to this this.

by spectaa on Apr 11, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

These RedMen are offending Native Americans. Lawsuit inc!

by Sokonojudo on Apr 11, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I like how everyone gets the Kane entrance followed by sparklies.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I smell Glittergate brewing.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t stop laughing at the skinless 3D people.

by a tommy point on Apr 11, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

What the fuck was the point of that?

The awful broadcast team + skeleton graphics are making a solid action card come off kind of cheesy.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

They’re trying – I would bet they won’t be there next time

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does strikeforce hire their own team or does showtime?

by Dropkick434 on Apr 11, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leave Gus alone, hater.

by a tommy point on Apr 11, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least they didn’t buy the Dragon from Elite. Thank God for small favors.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny, Bjorn Rebney from Bellator actually referenced that on Breen’s show last week (as an example of something Bellator would never do).

by Chris Nelson on Apr 11, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m a strict adherent of Breenism.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trying to educate the unwashed masses – though they didn’t need to have them flayed.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 11, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fast forwarded through the in between fight stuff, but that musculoskeletal man graphic would probably be useful to explain how exactly some submissions work. And not just the one’s that usually directly lead to finishes, stuff like omoplatas and calf slicers and stuff so you can see moves and explain why they work.

by Phildo on Apr 12, 2009 3:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

That would make sense...

it just looked dumb when explaining things like a jab, or sprawl. It wasn’t like they were highlighting the muscles that were involved with either. It was just “here are skinless men punching!”

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 12, 2009 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe they will be recurring characters

Like Fox’s NFL robot, or this sites Arbitrary Post Deleter

by mythbuster on Apr 12, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

something more like this:

by snet tim on Apr 12, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

it reminds me of fightscience. pretty sweet to see an armbar and see the muslces/tendons being exploited so you can really see what’s destroyed (virtually of course).

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

In the ring or in the cage
Any way you slice it
We love our jugs and pugs

Hard to get it up
When you get knocked down
Hits and chicks, hits and chicks

Kaboom, kablooey
Oh boy, hot fooey
Hits and chicks, hits and chicks
Hits and chicks, hits and chicks

Busted ears
Bodacious boobs
And one of the best knockouts in years
Not getting up when you get knocked down
Hits and chicks, hits and chicks

Kimbo Slice, Sam Peter, we love ’em
Hits and chicks, hits and chicks

by Chris Nelson on Apr 11, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Awesum awesum stuff.

by Pandanus on Apr 11, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol brings back memories

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looking dry?

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 11, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

This is an independent broadcast team...

and they’re forcing the product down our throats rather than letting it speak for itself (which it would be doing quite well on it’s own honestly)

Anyone else find this an interesting twist on the “UFC needs independent broadcasters” debate?

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s pretty blatant.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Other than ’it’s fucking ridiculous because announcers are inherently biased?’ No.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly, these guys have almost as much incentive to sell this as Rogan and Goldy do for the UFC.

by ufc4 on Apr 11, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a 5-Round Fight, yes?

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 11, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Best part of the Scott smith fight:

was when his kid looked at him after the fight and basically said “Daddy, are you ok? You were getting you ass beat”

by P4P is a stupid concept on Apr 11, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

you’ve never heard rogan try to explain rubber guard on UFC?

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Yeah. Don’t even get me started on Rogan and his hard-on for Eddie Bravo

by P4P is a stupid concept on Apr 11, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Considering the crowd was booing Akano in the third, I’d explain to them which side is left and which side is right.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed.

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why wouldn't they?

They are trying to expand the sport, and their fans. It makes sense to explain things to new fans.

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

I understand. In the NFL Madden still explains the forward pass.

by P4P is a stupid concept on Apr 11, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the play action pass.

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry Gus, forearms=elbow strikes.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I bet Gilbert wishes he could throw those.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melendez is probably fine just finishing him in the 3rd by a sub or something

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those comments remind me of UFC1.

by spectaa on Apr 11, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

This is MMA – this isn’t boxing

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you saying it’s a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SPORT!?!?!

by ilostmydog on Apr 11, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can use Jew Jif Shoes, the Colombian art of bonebreaking

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

People are booing? Amazing.

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Revised official attendance: 15, 211

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Any breakdown of idiots v non-idiots?

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus 3 zebras, 1 giraffe, and a cute koala.

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s an Eddie Bravo position.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

see also retard, zombie, kung fu move.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

My favorite is ‘chill dawg’

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

DPO FTW.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m rather fond of Jiu Claw.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was the

Jew Claw. Oops.

AWmusic - mp3 blog on independent music..

by achengy on Apr 11, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

 me too, then i saw it spelled that way and was like oooooh. okay thats acceptable.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice.

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Crowd breakdown:

1. Mostly white

2. Mostly dumb.

3. Mostly drunk.

by Michael Rome on Apr 11, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Are they in Stockton?

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are you implying? :\

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 11, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

We just got confirmation.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nicely done!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Melendez vs. Noons plz

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

AFter thomson of course

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damm is still out...

and fighting the ref and doctors.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Lindland style.

That ain’t pretty. Hope he’s okay.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 11, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

..yeah….lindland is still KTFO’d

by P4P is a stupid concept on Apr 11, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAR DOCTOR!!

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I know it's going to seem like I'm shitting all over the broadcast team...

but I don’t need to be told “this is MMA” or “perfect MMA” every time someone finishes…

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

They’re acting like this is the introduction of MMA to some massive audience – save the rudimentary lessons for CBS, thank you

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm fine with it to a point...

but EVERY time someone finishes it’s “this is MMA” or “perfect MMA” or “this isn’t boxing…it’s MMA!”

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gus is still trying to remind himself.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially when they seem to have no idea what they’re talking about.

"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry

by Blackout612 on Apr 11, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a commenting shitfest, we are in 2009 and it feels like 1993 all over again.

by spectaa on Apr 11, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

NFL Hall of famer commentating?

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

As LOST headz know...

The universe has a way of course correcting, and that was the TKO loss Damm should’ve had on his record from Jorge Masvidal.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 11, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I really have to watch more lost

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

HATER

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Proud to be one.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 11, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jacob wanted it so.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kinda disappointed Cung Le isn't fighting.

He’s probably the best person on their roster. I haven’t seen him in a long time…

by P4P is a stupid concept on Apr 11, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

SCRAP PACK

Great name for Diaz, Shields and Melendez.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 11, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Who is going to be Sammy Davis JR?

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am guessing that is Cung’s only scene.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 11, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

OOOH yeah!

let’s show street fighting MMA movies mid show.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

God I hope the main event starts soon. This show is boring to me.

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

You thought the Smith-Benji fight was boring?

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was pretty one sided before smith pulled it out. But that fight wasn’t bad. The last fight was horrible and the cyborg fight has left a bad taste in my mouth.

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

Both guys got rocked a couple times each during the fight. To each their own I guess.

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude...I've really enjoyed this show

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah this show lacks boobs.

by spectaa on Apr 11, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously. thats your reason for watching? i’m sure we could call up butterbean or tank for ya.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEs, I watch mma for boobs, I hiope you feel better now.

by spectaa on Apr 11, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about?

Gina was shown multiple times.

And Diaz is fighting next.

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry my mind erased everything related to cyborg already, protection mechanism.

by spectaa on Apr 11, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow. Cung Le gets slammed on tile by Channing Tatum. wow.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Fighting.

Best movie name evar!!

Fail. Another great title!

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Imagine a double feature with Fighting and Never Back Down!

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm.. choices choices: up the highway or across the street?

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I submit.

"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry

by Blackout612 on Apr 11, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve been hankering for Le-Shamrock II… pfft

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe it’s just his english?

by OKfighter on Apr 11, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He left Vietnam when he was 3 so probably not.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 11, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Needs more cowboy hat and sexual harrassment

"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry

by Blackout612 on Apr 11, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE is saying weird shits right now, sounds like jean claude vandamme.

by spectaa on Apr 11, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

I love it how Kim Couture was described as an “attraction” rather than a fighter

by P4P is a stupid concept on Apr 11, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

they said Cyborg/Akano was a special attraction also...

…it’s code for girl fight

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

No it’s code for mis-matches.

by Sokonojudo on Apr 11, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

Well, Mrs. Santos is FAR from an “attraction”

Kim and Gina= Boneyard

by P4P is a stupid concept on Apr 11, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Shamrocks are not the McCoy’s to the Gracie’s Hatfields’. The Gracie’s have no equivalent.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s what I said!

"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry

by Blackout612 on Apr 11, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty pumped for this fight.

by Sam Cupitt on Apr 11, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude just explained a jab.

by Sam Cupitt on Apr 11, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

This isn't boxing, it's MMA!

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t lump the super nintendo in with that.

by Sam Cupitt on Apr 11, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

N64

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Super Mario 64 looked way better than that shit.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is so innapropriate..

Put some skin on, will ya? I can see your muscles and stuff. O.o

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

You were checking out their packages, weren’t ya?

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

No comment.

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, it’s time to watch BJ quit.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Nothing gets me excited for a mainevent like a jab walkthrough with musclemen.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 11, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

When Did Strikeforce Turn Into CMLL?

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 11, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Lucha reference?

Didn’t expect to see that

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn Right!

Master of The Non Sequester.

The meatmen reminded me of their replays

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Apr 11, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many times will Diaz flick off the crowd?

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Flick? LOL

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've heard both flick and flip in my life...I accept either

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd much prefer...

that they did a Teddy Atlas on Friday Night Fight’s style thing with real guys explaining technique to last gen 3D renderings.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I love the dude Teddy always “spars” with.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 11, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

there is something...odd...going on with those two

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teddy is great...

or he WAS great until he lost his shit over the past year

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll always love Teddy Atlas – he’s never looking directly into the camera

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bodog Girls FTW

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 11, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Diaz shown using one technique he can’t actually use in the fight.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

too bad finger locks aren’t allowed. :D

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Throwing the elbow or smoking refer?

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Captain Cannibis lol!

by mythbuster on Apr 11, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Unbelievable.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Staredown is going to be awesome.

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Just a thought—people are right to focus on the weight thing for Cyborg, but that fight was a HUGE size mismatch already. Akano never had a chance, the real outrage was the matchmaking. Cyborg was prevented from cutting further weight, she likely would have rehydrated to the same size, or maybe a couple pounds less.

by Michael Rome on Apr 11, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m outraged over just about every aspect of that fight.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cyborg is just way too big for 145. She was shredded at the weigh-ins so I don’t think she’s lazy with the cutting. She’s just big and muscular.

by zacd on Apr 11, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

She’s made 140. In her last fight. She can make the weight.

by Michael Rome on Apr 11, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cyborg just turned it from questionable into a farce by coming in fat.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Captain Cannabis is the greatest nickname ever.

by a tommy point on Apr 11, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

This dialogue is canned goods

The reknowned well rounded fighter. As good on the ground as he is on the feet. The legend from San Jose.

"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry

by Blackout612 on Apr 11, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

OK…That’s not cool at all, frank.

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 11, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Captain Cannabis. His lungs may be a factor in this fight, folks.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 11, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

lol that prefight package was hilarious. And Gus thats not affectionately titled as “The Legend” thats self titled.

by Sam Cupitt on Apr 11, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Enough with the shields.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 11, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Yeah...

they’re recycling cliches a LOT tonight

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shamrock plays for the San Jose Sharks also? The man is amazing.

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll match that.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

This nickname is 2nd only to

Jason “Brother of Clay” Guida

by nitro on Apr 11, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

We have a LHW in Colorado I call James ‘Not’ Funny

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 11, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s ‘No Joke’ right now

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 12, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd go with "I'm not"

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 12, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Alliance baby!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 11, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

but TK was always the weak link

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 12, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

They train together

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 11, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised Mickey Rourke isn’t.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 11, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rourke and Bas had a manly hug at cageside...

per Mr. Rome

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 12, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

He was great in The Wrestler, but really — that guy is creepy.

by mythbuster on Apr 12, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shamrock my hero \(.)/.

by spectaa on Apr 11, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Shamrock will have to get under Diaz’s………. jab.

i’m guessing he almost had a Freudian slip.

by snet tim on Apr 11, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone know anything about the alleged tramp stamp tattoo that shamrock may/or may not have had covered up? I read that diaz was making fun of him for it.

by OKfighter on Apr 11, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Check here.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 12, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

ITS SHOWTIME!!!

ha I get it..

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 12, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Staredown knockout!!

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 12, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

‘Truly complete pioneer’… ‘prototype for MMA’

Did Frank hand Jimmy an index card

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 12, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Striking/wrestling/submissions...

he was the guy who really put it all together back in the day.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 12, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know, he was the first really rounded fighter, but that intro was still ridiculous.

‘Fresh from curing cancer… the world’s greatest lover…’

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 12, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 12, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder how the extra weight will affect diaz’s cardio

by OKfighter on Apr 12, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Diaz caught a kick? What? His reflexes CANT be that good

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 12, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

I’ll never take away Frank’s gameplanning from him.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 12, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Talk shit, Diaz, cause you’re losing this round

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 12, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Uhhh

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 12, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nick is worse than Nate when it comes to pawing

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 12, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Pretty princess pillow punches – Aoki and Diaz must box together

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 12, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

is that a skull on shamrocks junk?

by snet tim on Apr 12, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

no

 it’s a shamrock… wow.

by snet tim on Apr 12, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

‘She understands who she is married to’

These guys officially suck.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 12, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Well at least its official

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 12, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Has Shamrock's TKD D deteriorated THAT much>

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 12, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

TKD = Tae Kwon Do or takedown?

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 12, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

takedown

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 12, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

10-9 Diaz

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 12, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

"He pawed 115 strikes"

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 12, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Nick is in Frank’s head.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 12, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah..i think Frank has the emotional maturity of a 9 year old. Talking smack get in his head way too easy

by P4P is a stupid concept on Apr 12, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Diaz could hang at 170 in the UFC, let alone 185.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 12, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Really? I thnk he could make some noise at 155, but I don’t think he would ever win a title

by OKfighter on Apr 12, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s his brother’s job.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 12, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

He can't make 155

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 12, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t seem like he could make 155.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 12, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

He struggled with Karo, Sanchez, and Riggs – no way he’d survive against GSP, Alves, Kos

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 12, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fitch would murder him

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 12, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah. he would just ba another can in those divisions

by P4P is a stupid concept on Apr 12, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

no you don’t need these kinds of characters in mixed martial arts.

by snet tim on Apr 12, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Ricky Williams of MMA

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 12, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

“He’s getting into a boxing match with a guy who’s arms are twice his length”

Mr. Stretchy arms from fantastic 4 is fighting.

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 12, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Or it’s Hong Man v The Matrix all over again

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 12, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Those aren't jabs, those are hard pokes

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 12, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

‘Those are illegal, aren’t they?’

Did these guys not read the fucking rules?

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 12, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

this is just getting sad.

by snet tim on Apr 12, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

“the living legend goes down”…..hahahaha

by OKfighter on Apr 12, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

if diaz wasn’t fighting underwater this would have finished way sooner

by yngjzy on Apr 12, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Awful stand up franky.

by spectaa on Apr 12, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Can we all agree that Diaz just earned his shot against Anderson?

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 12, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

As a Nuggets fan, you have my rec

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 12, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Let WAMMA know…

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Apr 12, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Silva will continue to dodge his formidable striking.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 12, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sarchasm.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 12, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

it would be almost as bad as Santos vs. Japanese lady

by P4P is a stupid concept on Apr 12, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Until they fight, I’m putting Nick at #1 P4P.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 12, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

What the fuck was that by Frank

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 12, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Okay...

now Diaz looked good…and Frank looked bad. But as I’m telling Mike that I hate how people say Diaz has great boxing technique (he doesn’t) Miletich says his boxing technique is as good as most boxers.

That is absolute bullshit. He is effective in how he strikes…but that is NOT great boxing technique.

Still that was a beatdown by Diaz.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 12, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Scott Smith would murder the diaz we saw standing

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 12, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's official, Frank's chin sucks.

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 12, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

his chin was his midsection

body shots took the biggest toll on him

by Jaydoggydog on Apr 12, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Smoke Monster wasn’t as kind to Frank as it was to Ben.

by a tommy point on Apr 12, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Clothes Lines will do enough damage.

The Bird is the Word.

by IHateMMA on Apr 12, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

BAH GAWD KING HE HIT EM WITH A CHAIR!!!

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 12, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boy, I’m clamoring for that Shamrock vs. Shamrock PPV.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 12, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Now, it’s truly deserving of a Wargods main event.

by a tommy point on Apr 12, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

WARGODS could not handle such awesomeness.

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 12, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Either Diaz is fucking fantastic or Frank looked like shit.

Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.

by monkeyfightclub! on Apr 12, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

not so much the fantastic

by yngjzy on Apr 12, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lamest performance ever franky, you let me down.

by spectaa on Apr 12, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

ringside seats? Nice

by Sokonojudo on Apr 12, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Was Diaz second to last?

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 12, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was one of the worst fights I’ve seen…it was hard to sit through that

by soadtrails on Apr 12, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Diaz didn't look THAT good, roll back the hyperbole guys

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 12, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

No, but Frank did look that bad. The one that beat Baroni is gone.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 12, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

The one that lost to Le is gobne

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 12, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

No

This is the same one.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 12, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now you’re just mean to Cung Le.

by spectaa on Apr 12, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Rec’d.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 12, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

step 1: weed
step 2: ???
step 3: Profit!

by Sokonojudo on Apr 12, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

In Diaz’s case, step 2 is herbal cleansers.

by Dropkick434 on Apr 12, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Frank:

Please take a look at your brother. Retire. Now.

by P4P is a stupid concept on Apr 12, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

PS- Please also see: Mark Coleman

by P4P is a stupid concept on Apr 12, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Both in their forties – he’s got a couple of fights left.

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 12, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

OMG. Did Frank just own up to a loss without making any excuses? WTF? This is bizarro world for sure.

by ilostmydog on Apr 12, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

he crapped his pants? and lost his juice. he’s doing worse than a lot of 2 r olds.

by snet tim on Apr 12, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

At least Tim Sylvia won when he crapped his pants.

by ilostmydog on Apr 12, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Frank’s been humbled.

by Pandanus on Apr 12, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

It took 36 years.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 12, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

And 9 months

Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.

by P Brady on Apr 12, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wrist problem, I knew there was something!! :-|

by spectaa on Apr 12, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Cursing about his shoes… he’s starting to win me over

by Derek Suboticki on Apr 12, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Is that an oversized copy of ‘Mixed Martial Arts for Dummies’ in Frank’s locker room?

LOL.

by ilostmydog on Apr 12, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Now i’ve seen it all :-/

by spectaa on Apr 12, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just stare and nod….

by Dropkick434 on Apr 12, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Lawler vs. Shields will be good

by Sokonojudo on Apr 12, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Pathetic showing from "THE LEGEND"

He had nothing tonight. And yes, I second the bad announcing beef. Diaz has great boxing technique? Really, Pat? Between that and WAMMA he doesn’t seem to have too much credibility these days. Hopefully he doesn’t make good on his threat to enter the boxing ring.

Also- I love how Gus keeps telling us how Nick Diaz is somehow an up and comer.

by BilboMcFonzie on Apr 12, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

I want to see these lions.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian

by Eugene Schelfaut on Apr 12, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

The alleged baddest woman in all MMA is matched against an opponent from a smaller weight class, still comes in overweight – small wonder Cyborg destroyed Akano. Yes, Christiane Santos is still hard as a coffin nail but this didn’t exactly prove a damn thing.

Give us Carano-Cyborg already.

by Monday Morning Martial Artist on Apr 12, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

I want to see Cybord fight a man. Seriously. Miguel Torres is about the size of that japanese chick she fought tonight…. Torres – Cyborg

Cyborg- TKO- Rd. 2

by P4P is a stupid concept on Apr 12, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gina will mess her up...

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 12, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

See ya’ll later.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Apr 12, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm out guys...

good night…thanks for comin’ by. Throw your beer cans out on your way out the door.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 12, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

That was a decent card on paper that turned out to be incredibly exciting. Shamrock showed he can still use all his tricks to stay in a fight, but Diaz was just too effective at using his reach. Frank had to eat a punch every time just to be close enough to get off, and by the middle of round 2 it caught up with him.

by smoogy on Apr 12, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

my biggest complaint remains the broadcast...

the show was great. I enjoyed every fight. But man…the broadcast has to get better.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 12, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anything in specific? The pacing is great, and I thought Miletich + Gus was a great combo.

by smoogy on Apr 12, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The hyperbole was awful...

…from an “independent team” especially.

Strikeforce + Showtime is the best thing to happen to MMA in 10 years?

Beating Radach automatically puts you among the elite in the sport?

I’ve really liked Gus in the past but I did NOT enjoy his work today. That being said if that was the smallest complaint I have the show did well.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Apr 12, 2009 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

The fights were what they were. They were one-sided with the exception of Smith/Radach which was really exciting. It was hard to know how Shamrock/Diaz would go down. Diaz’s performance and the uncertainty surrounding the bout made that fight. Shamrock looked bad. The broadcast team seemed good at times, but they seemed to get worse as the show went on with off the mark commentary by Miletich and Johnson’s lion stuff. However, I thought Miletich was strong at times, but some of the stuff he said was just off.

by Cannon Jacques on Apr 12, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

If Gus Johnson going totally overboard for the big moments is wrong, I don’t want him to be right.

by smoogy on Apr 12, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fagan is gonna have a field day at SMG.

I’d give the show an 8/10 as far as the fights went, definitely a good first outing for Strikeforce in their new digs. Night all.

by Chris Nelson on Apr 12, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Great Fucking Show!

Nuff Said…

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Apr 12, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Brent actually complimented Militich earlier on…

by The Bronzeville Bully on Apr 12, 2009 1:26 AM EDT reply actions  

I think we may see him on the WAMMA ranking board

by The Bronzeville Bully on Apr 12, 2009 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

ON A SERIOUS NOTE

I wish Mauro would stop calling for 5 min rounds for woman. Im totally against it. I’m not convinced they have the cardio for it.

by The Bronzeville Bully on Apr 12, 2009 1:39 AM EDT reply actions  

i’m totally for it. it’ll give more time to get subs finished and to really get into a rhythm before the next round.

besides, if women can play a full 90 minutes in soccer, why the hell can’t they fight full 5 minute rounds. women have the ability to have the cardio, it’s just a matter of prepping for that.

by snet tim on Apr 12, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

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