Rogan V Goldberg

by begottenson on Mar 9, 2009 4:57 PM EDT

Goldberg: THIS fight, scheduled for THREE! FIVE! minute rounds, in which there will be fighting. My partner as always: probably-high Joe Rogan.

Rogan: Hamill is holding his lead left a little low, but you can see how his striking has improved, his chin is tucked, hands are high. He's also added that front leg kick to his repotoire.

Goldberg: A HUGE sprinting while jumping punch by white deaf guy who is good at wrestlering!!

Rogan: You mean Hamill - that was a superman punch.

Goldberg: Precisely. Just as you pointed out earlier Joe - he is deafly courageous.

Rogan: Grammatically not at all what I said.

Goldberg: Mmm Hmm Indeed. Improved has been the striking of one Hamill, Matt. Thankful is he to his coaches of striking who taught him how to.

Rogan: Munoz looks a little uncertain here. His resume as a wrestler is incredible but his first takedown has been stuffed convincingly and he's just getting tagged over

Goldberg: AGGRESSION is KEY!!

Rogan: ..... and over again, that's gotta shake his confidence.

Goldberg: Such class acts these two fighters, you can tell just how much they respect each other by things I say.

Rogan: ........

Goldberg: Matt Hamill LOVES peanut butter Joe.

Rogan: Well he certainly has shown love of the sport.

Goldberg: PEANUT. Butter. Our fight replay brought to you by Bud Light, the DIFFERENCE is drinkability!

Rogan: The fight ended while you were plugging product Mike.

Goldberg: IT IS ALL OVER!!!!

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Improved has been the striking of one Hamill, Matt.

I was dubious at first but that got me.

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by Chris Nelson on Mar 9, 2009 5:04 PM EDT reply actions

You forgot the part

where Diego Sanchez joins Mike and Joe as a guest broadcaster:

Diego: YES!
Joe: huh?
Goldie: YES!
Diego: YES!

by Scott Haber on Mar 9, 2009 5:33 PM EDT reply actions

lol!

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by Anton Tabuena on Mar 9, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions

PRICELESS

by RealIrish on Mar 9, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions

you forgot

Goldberg: This fight is sponsored by Harley Davidson, the only motorcycle worthy of being in the Octagon.

What does that even mean????

by nitro on Mar 9, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions

You sir, have won at the internet

Kuwabara Kuwabara

by J. B. Maddox on Mar 9, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions

Sportcastings Odd Couple

LOL the Peanutbutter line got me.
How many times over the course of a UFC match, do you think Joe Rogan imagines himself turning around abrubtly, grabbing the hair on the back of Goldbergs head, and violently slamming his face onto the table, over and over again. Would anyone even try to stop him if he did?
Most play-by-play commentators, like a Marv Albert, or Bob Costas, know EVERY single detail there is to know of the sport, sometimes even correcting the color commentator. How many times does Goldberg get corrected, embarassingly by Rogan.
Yes Rogan is a pothead. He just seems to unavoidably make at least a handful preventable mistakes, like switching the fighter’s names, or preferred stance. I can live with that cuz he knows what he’s talking about, and hes funny.
Goldberg just makes it awkward. He’s always got that annoying I-dont-know-a-thing-but-im-happy-to-be-here smile. Joe deserves better.
Hell, WE deserve better.

by B. E. Z. on Mar 9, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions

I would guess zero.

by Simco on Mar 9, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions

Good Sir..

I applaud you. I watch so many UFC broadcasts that I could practically hear this entire scenario playing out. LOL.

BTW… I’m a fan of goldie and rogan as an announce team…. I think its obvious that It’s Goldie’s job to do the plugs, and play towards the noviss crowds that don’t know as much about MMA in general

by Loot on Mar 10, 2009 1:56 AM EDT reply actions