Unofficial UFC 96 Bonuses
by mmafiend on Mar 9, 2009 2:37 PM EDT
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HT:THEMMAFiendWe all know about the standard Fight, KO , and submission of the night bonuses. What only a few know is that these aren’t the only bonuses for the night. There are actually several bonuses that get handed out under the table after the fight.
So, without further adieu, we are proud to exclusively bring you the “unofficial” UFC 96 bonuses.
Homoment of the Night: Touch the tip, Joe, touch the tip.
“Holy Shit!” of the Night: When Matt Hamill CroCop’d Munoz. Heeewwiicoppaaaa!!!
Boo-urns of the Night: Yves Lavigne’s horrible reffing during the Brown/Sell fight.
LMAO of the Night: The post-fight trash talk between Rashad and Rampage. A bit WWE? Sure. Hilarious nonetheless? You bet your ass.
Upset of the Night: I was set to go to the show, but had to cancel my trip last minute. Very upsetting.
Quote of the Night: “I won’t call him ‘Sardine’ No mo’!”
Random Boobage of the Night: numnumnumnumnum
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My Sympathy of the Night Award
goes to Aaron Riley, who’s been doing this MMA thing for over a decade, and with nearly 40 fights on his resume, he gets screwed by one of the worst early stoppages in UFC history and only pockets $6,000.
Meanwhile, Shane Nelson goes home with $18,000, a huge ego, and plans to roll around naked in butter with Junie Browning, while telling each other how badass they are.
Holy shiz @ boobage
How the fuck did I miss that?
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
Very early – she was happy to be there
by Derek Suboticki on Mar 9, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha
I think in the future it would be totally appropriate to apply this to threads that are completely unrelated.
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
That is just awesome. I couldn’t stop laughing when it happened.
Bolts from the Blue // "Game over." - Jamal Williams
Bloody Elbow // "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken
Punch Drunk Fighter of the Night
Pete Sell trying to interview after his fight.
"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry
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