The post-show press conferences are usually drab affairs, but when Rampage is there he always steals the show. At UFC 92 he told a hilarious story about how his cousin called him after he lost to Wanderlei Silva in Pride and said, "I heard you got...knocked the fuck out!!!...Can I have some money?"
He delivered again last night. Upon learning he would have to fight again in May, he said:
"Y'all don't even know. I got a bunch of Asian girls waiting for me. Damn! I was going to see which one I was going to take with me on a little getaway. Fly first class, talk about how I'm going to be UFC champion again. Get a private hut somewhere. All that just shattered cause somebody got their damn knee scoped."