DREAM.7 Live Results and Commentary
The Year of the Featherweights begins tonight as DREAM kicks off its Featherweight Grand Prix with DREAM.7 at Saitama Super Arena. The show begins at 3 AM ET (about two hours after UFC 96 ends; don't forget to set your clocks forward an hour at 2 AM local time) and I'll be here to give you full play-by-play and commentary. I sincerely hope you'll stay up and join in the discussion for what should be a fantastic night/morning of small men doing battle.
And if you've got some time to kill before the night's festivities, why not try...
- Tony Loiseleur's notes from the pre-fight press conference
- Japan-MMA's DREAM.7 predictions
- Bloody Elbow's DREAM.7 Preview (Part One & Part Two)
- Nightmare Of Battle's traditional Final Preparations post
Not long until show time now, which means the actual fights should start in 40 minutes or so. Right now it's soothing beach scenes and smooth adult contemporary on SkyPerfect TV. The broadcast should be starting any minute.
We're live! The FWGP and DREAM FW Championship belts are chilling, looking nice and puroresu on a clothed table in the center of the ring. We're shown a short but stirring video tribute to the late Grand Master Helio Gracie, followed by a few words from Yuki Nakai and Kazushi Sakuraba (which I can't understand). Announcer Lenne Hardt (aka Screaming PRIDE Lady) announces that DREAM.7 is dedicated to the memory of Helio and the crowd is asked to observe a minute of silence in honor. It's a moving, classy and very appropriate way to begin the show.
Referee Yuji Shimada is introduced and promptly booed. Everything is back to normal.
DREAM.7 Quick Results
Bibiano Fernandes def. Takafumi Otsuka via Unanimous Decision
Joe Warren def. Chase Beebe via TKO (Cut) following Round 1
Abel Cullum def. Akiyo Nishiura via Unanimous Decision
Mitsuhiro Ishida def. Daisuke Nakamura via Unanimous Decision
Shinya Aoki def. David Gardner via Submission (Rear Naked Choke) at 5:58 of Round 1
Tatsuya Kawajiri def. Ross Ebanez via Submission (Rear Naked Choke) at 4:04 of Round 1
Yoshiro Maeda def. Micah Miller via Unanimous Decision
Hiroyuki Takaya def. Kim Jong Won via KO (Punches) at 0:40 of Round 2
Masakazu Imanari def. Atsushi Yamamoto via Split Decision
Play-by-play follows in the full entry.
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nope, unless its streaming online which I haven’t seen yet then it’ll suck, cuz I wanted to stay up and watch it after UFC and like to be here for discussion…but will somehow have to try and avoid the results til HD net plays it, which will be impossible…
If HDnet had at least shown it tomorrow I could have skipped the stream but a week is too much. Blasphemy.
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 7, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
So...
Chris, you’ll be up for this at 3 AM? I need someone to bullshit with because Smoogy is going to puss out. LOL
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Absolutely. Gonna tuck in for a quick disco nap now, then MMA til dawn.
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Nice, it’s a damn good thing SkyPerfect is giving us this gift.
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by Leland Roling on Mar 7, 2009 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
Sweet! The gang’s partially here.
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by Chris Nelson on Mar 8, 2009 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
I might be around. We’ll see if I can find a good feed.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
I'll PROBABLY
be awake for this one. At least I hope I can pull it off.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 7, 2009 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
Brent, don’t bitch out. 3 AM or bust.
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by Leland Roling on Mar 7, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
My job has had me..
up all night the past few nights with oncall stuff so I think I’ll be able to make it.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 7, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Useless Stat of the Day: Smallest DREAM Evah!
The highest weight on tonight’s card is 74kg/163 lbs.
DREAM.1: 10 fights – 2 HW, 1 WW, 7 LW
DREAM.2: 8 fights – 7MW, 1 LW
DREAM.3: 8 fights – 2 MW, 1 WW, 4 LW, 1 FW
DREAM.4: 8 fights – 2 HW, 4 MW, 1 LW, 1 FW
DREAM.5: 10 fights – 1 HW, 1 MW, 1 WW, 5 LW, 2 FW
DREAM.6: 12 fights – 2 HW, 6 MW, 1 WW, 2 LW, 1 FW
DREAM.7: 9 fights – 1 WW (74kg), 2 LW, 6 FW
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My predictions, yo.
Takafumi Otsuka vs. Bibiano Fernandes
Chase Beebe vs. Joe Warren
Akiyo Nishiura vs. Abel Cullum
Mitsuhiro Ishida vs. Daisuke Nakamura
Shinya Aokivs. David Gardner
Tatsuya Kawajiri vs. Ross Ebanez
Yoshiro Maeda vs. Micah Miller
Hiroyuki Takaya vs. Kim Jong Won
Masakazu Imanari vs. Atsushi Yamamoto
If you want to look at the records of each of the featherweight participants at DREAM 7 in more depth, check out the wiki section of Cage Potato.
you know how i KNOW im gay
those are the hottest dudes ive ever seen………………………
im hoping the sopcast channell that had the rampage fight will have it also, but thats just a pipedream. im really getting into japanese mma and want to see a live event.
Aoki is the only guy i know on the card can anybody who knows more than my dumb butt about Japanese MMA tell me a few guys to watch for?
If you got a minute, take a look through my two preview posts (linked at the top of this post).
Otherwise:
- Joe Warren (debuting NCAA and World Greco-Roman wrestler)
- Bibiano Fernandes (BJJ champion who’s fought Kid Yamamoto and Urijah Faber)
- Masakazu Imanari (weirdo foot fetish leglock master, friend of Aoki)
- Micah Miller (brother of Cole Miller of TUF fame, trains with ATT, former WEC fighter)
I could go on, too many to name… you’re in for a treat, gonna be some great fights tonight…
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"started"
the intros on these shows take FOREVER
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 8, 2009 3:11 AM EST up reply actions
Also excited
I do not normally frequent this site but am also excited at the possibility of watching this show and discussing it in real time.
Assuming nobody comes up in here with spoilers then it should be a glorious few hours.
Well...
start frequenting the site dammit!
…oh, and welcome
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 8, 2009 3:12 AM EST up reply actions
Just making sure
I was thinking midnight til I factored in Daylights Savings.
About how long are the intros?
"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"
At least Beatdown
is keeping me awake. The opening is a bit long, especially when my stream is in Japanese. Must stay awake…
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Everybody else listening to the Japanese commentary? It’s great!!
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
Listening to Beatdown
on mute right now….
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listening to beatdown on mute?
that must be quiet
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 8, 2009 3:15 AM EST up reply actions
Can someone throw a comment up when the first fight is about to start?
I’m working on other stuff at the moment…
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 8, 2009 3:14 AM EST reply actions
Helio
Considering how much business the Gracie name has done in Japan I think this is th right thing to do. Certainly a nicer touch than a quick RIP graphic followed by no other mention.
boo IP check
I’m only coming back for latenight liveblogs I’ll keep my nose out of discussion lest I say something that pisses somebody off. (My last offense was saying I’d offer Karo 10 bucks to let me knee him in the face when I find him in SF begging money to buy junk) I guess thats questionable but I thought it wasn’t worth a warning
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 3:29 AM EST up reply actions
You've been given..
clearance to rejoin the community. Just be smart. You’re one of my favorites so it sucked to see you go the first time
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 8, 2009 3:32 AM EST up reply actions
Thankee sai
Says the gunslinger (not the poster I don’t think he likes me)
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 3:35 AM EST up reply actions
Holy shit, I didn’t know it was you. Good to see you back.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
A full minute of silence. This is beautiful. The UFC really ought to be ashamed.
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I don’t mind being considered an MMA snob for liking Japanese MMA infinitely more than North American MMA. Moments like this are why.
by a tommy point on Mar 8, 2009 3:21 AM EST up reply actions
Before we get too up in Japan’s nuts, these Dream pre-shows are like an hour long. A minute’s silence is no big thing.
by Michaelthebox on Mar 8, 2009 3:23 AM EST up reply actions
Ah, no.
The 3 minute video package and two speeches, plus the moment of silence and dedication of Dream.7 in Helio’s memory are above and beyond. Though, certainly fitting for a man such as Helio.
by a tommy point on Mar 8, 2009 3:25 AM EST up reply actions
Well, these Dream shows cater to hardcores and people who don’t have to pay money to watch.
Sad as it may be, Helio Gracie was an unknown to the average UFC fan. A big long tribute would have been inappropriate.
by Michaelthebox on Mar 8, 2009 3:32 AM EST up reply actions
Guys...
we’re not trying to be jerks when we say we can’t have people providing links to streams in here…but we just CAN NOT HAVE IT
So don’t ask and don’t post
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 8, 2009 3:21 AM EST reply actions
The most dangerous man in MMA
Imanari by Nosehook
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 3:25 AM EST up reply actions
would it be weird...
for me to spend the event getting drunk and letting the combination of alcohol and tiredness turn into me rambling about how you’re all my best friends and we should hang out more?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 8, 2009 3:27 AM EST reply actions
Go for it!
I expect to get there myself. There is much whisky yet to be consumed.
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Damn me for knowing Japanese.
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
Any translations you’d like to provide will be GREATLY appreciated and added to the main post.
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I typed, “not.”
I’ve been getting some glitches here for some reason. =/
Sorry if I teased ya.
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
I tried...
Rosetta Stone and all that. But I just suck too much at learning
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 8, 2009 3:28 AM EST up reply actions
You gotta stick with Rosetta Brent
Its especially hard if the lessons are in a language that has completely different grammatical structure and shit that doesn’t even translate like Japanese. It drove me into quitting but I need to get back into it. What I did learn has stuck with me so I know that shit works
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 3:32 AM EST up reply actions
At least stuck with me enough
to piss me off at the English translation of J-RPG’s. WE HAVE PRONOUNS IN ENGLISH!!!! RAGAHAGHGAHHGHG
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 3:33 AM EST up reply actions
Start out with
My Japanese coach for the DS. :)
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
no shit?
that’s actually worth it?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 8, 2009 3:35 AM EST up reply actions
Rosetta Stone...
is great. It did seem to be working for me I just stopped as I didn’t have time to keep up with it.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 8, 2009 3:35 AM EST up reply actions
The only frustrating part is I can figure out what its saying KINDA
But then I have to google and cross reference the meaning sometimes. Mainly because alot of the time Japanese is so different from English that what you’re saying is related but there is no direct translation between the English and Japanese
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 3:37 AM EST up reply actions
This right here
Should be a pretty competitive fight. Fernandes is probably a favourite becuase his BJJ is so good, but Otsuka is really tough. He has more chance than a lot of people have given him in the build up.
Brent and anyone else waiting for the Bat-signal, Bibiano is in the ring and Otsuka’s on his way.
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SWEEET!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 8, 2009 3:39 AM EST up reply actions
Do you know WHY its called a Royale with Cheese?
THATS RIGHT! The metric system! CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ON BRETT
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 4:10 AM EST up reply actions
So quiet.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
http://absurdmeridian.wordpress.com
by Eugene Schelfaut on Mar 8, 2009 4:01 AM EST reply actions
Methinks you should watch Pride Decade on youtube for a crash course. :)
by a tommy point on Mar 8, 2009 4:07 AM EST up reply actions
Doesn’t mean anything. Japanese are generally hyper-respectful of athletes just as a culture.
by Michaelthebox on Mar 8, 2009 4:07 AM EST up reply actions
I need caffeine.
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
I'm almost passing out
….not due to boredom that’s for sure. Stupid body.
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If I were a fighter, I’d come out to the thundercats theme in a sweet wilyKat costume.
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
I’m coming out to Andrew W.K.’s “I Get Wet” with Andrew W.K. singing for me live, trashing down the walkway.
I had to think of it
I’d come out to “lets stay together” by Al Green
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 4:13 AM EST up reply actions
damn that would be some playa shit. I might get my ass beat but I’d be boning a round card girl after the fight
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 4:18 AM EST up reply actions
He looks DAMN good
I mean Beebe is a wrestler first but Warran is still hanging with an experienced MMArtist on his feet to the point where Beebe tried to take him down… and he just worked the ropes to aid that takedown like an experienced guy.
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 4:20 AM EST up reply actions
His striking is predictably pretty raw, Beebe is picking him apart from the outside. But he at least has a decent chin and reacts fine to getting hit. His takedowns are great, obv.
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I think his work with his knees has been better than Beebe’s. The trademark of a great clinch striker sounds pretty good when coupled with his TD ability.
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 4:22 AM EST up reply actions
He'll be a sitting duck for Imanari
Wow did Beebe quit? I guess he might really be injured
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 4:23 AM EST up reply actions
Who's winning after the first?
I have Warren
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I think the Injury he had
Was real after all
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 4:24 AM EST up reply actions
It was
His face was split from the area between his nose and eye up to the center of his forehead
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 4:25 AM EST up reply actions
WOW Warran was an 7.5 to 1 dog?
WTF I would have bet real money
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 4:27 AM EST up reply actions
HOLY SHIT
That’s not like wrestling
Warren is gonna be an absolute MONSTER eventually
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 4:40 AM EST up reply actions
OK, falling asleep in my chair. Watching the rest of the card from bed (i.e. probably passing out).
http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com
My drool keeps waking me up.
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
I always drink a 24 oz
sugarfree energy drink before dream then speed ball that with enough beer to sedate a horse
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 4:33 AM EST up reply actions
I forgot to start drinking.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Mar 8, 2009 4:32 AM EST reply actions
Awesome way to finish Cullum
I’ve never seen the diving flip kick used on a down opponents body before
Can we get a gif
of Cullum’s kick to end that round?
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For winning he should get a better hat.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Mar 8, 2009 4:53 AM EST reply actions
I was super stoked when I saw that upset
Like going apeshit at the end of DREAM 3 stoked
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 4:57 AM EST up reply actions
The strongest
Saku, Vince Torelli and Brock Lesnar prove that
WAR VINCE LIVINGDEATH TORELLI!!!
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:00 AM EST up reply actions
I want to go buy a red bull, but I don’t feel like getting mugged. =/
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
And in what urban ghetto
do you hide from the dregs of society?
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:08 AM EST up reply actions
We’ll have this fight, followed by Aoki-Gardner, then an intermission where I expect to lose half of anyone still reading right now.
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I'm here for the whole thing
so i’ll bullshit with you.
GODDAMN Ishida’s wrestling is technical. The dude has like zero physical gifts but he’s still a great wrestler.
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:06 AM EST up reply actions
I buy Redhook
Long Hammers for MMA nights cause if I’m drinking by myself it might as well be delicious. Thats the mark between me and an alcoholic. (I think)
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:08 AM EST up reply actions
I’m sticking through.
Just that I’ll be watching Japan kick China’s ass in Baseball during intermission.
Good call.
When do the world powers start to play each other?
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:10 AM EST up reply actions
I love ability graphs.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Mar 8, 2009 5:04 AM EST reply actions
Sherk is muscleshark
Ishida is the Technishark
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:09 AM EST up reply actions
To the point where I find myself watching the seconds tick away to make sure they aren't fast
So yah definitely
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:11 AM EST up reply actions
Does anybody realize there is currently
a 4 hour time difference between the east and west coast? OMG TIME IS COMING UNRAVELED?!!??!?!
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:12 AM EST up reply actions
Tell me what the future is like. Are there flying cars yet?
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
What!?! I thought our legs would be useless in the future.
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
They were going that way
Until the economy utterly collapsed and now a cheeseburger on the value meal at Burgera Kingu costs appx 35 US $ and over 1,000,000 yen. Gas is too expensive to get such shitty milage so we all walk. We’ve slowly begun to grow wings also
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:16 AM EST up reply actions
Actually all teams
Are now the Cubs. The Cubbies were the only team to survive the franchise wars and subsequently everything became the Cubs
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:19 AM EST up reply actions
So...
The World Championship was declared void and the cubs still haven’t won a World Series. But they’re all winners now!
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:24 AM EST up reply actions
Thats when you touch fuckin gloves
After a good exchange of 9 minutes of squaring off… Not ever damn exchange like you see too often
correction
not power – pure technique. Thats why hes so good.
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:20 AM EST up reply actions
Dude even when Nakamura swept him and completed it
Ishida’s tech is so clean he wouldn’t even be able to land in proper position he’d get reversed.
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:23 AM EST up reply actions
Yum.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Mar 8, 2009 5:26 AM EST up reply actions
I think Fedor just said Aoki is either the best Japanese fighter
The best lightweight fighter, or the best submission artest in the world. I dunno which
The rainbow pants warrior enters
nice to know you David Garner….
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I don't get why everybody thinks this dude is a can
Gardner is a damn solid opponent. Especially for moving up in weight as a stay busy fight
he's beaten several legit fighters
check that record
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:31 AM EST up reply actions
Gardner > Anthony Rumble Johnson
you do the math
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:32 AM EST up reply actions
He may be solid
but his record stinks.
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I jam “Baka Survivor” on my iPod on my way to every BJJ class.
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that sweep was ridiculous
just for the record
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:36 AM EST up reply actions
Do you roll better
after hearing that inspirational jam?
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:33 AM EST up reply actions
Please don’t wave next time.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Mar 8, 2009 5:40 AM EST reply actions
He did it earlier
He was waving to the crowd cause he got cocky
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:41 AM EST up reply actions
If I did that dumb shit
I’d man up and go to sleep. That would be too embarrassing to tapout from
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:41 AM EST up reply actions
Brent should cover this
what not to do when Aoki has your back.
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Naw this gets a full-on Judo chop
The gif for that will be priceless
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:43 AM EST up reply actions
I think he might have been indicating a problem with his right glove.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
From Loiseleur’s play-by-play:
Gardner motions to his corner or the ref for something leaving himself momentarily undefended, and Aoki immediately slips in his arm captures the rear-naked choke for the tap.
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He was messing with his glove even after the fight.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
I think he went to wave again
because he did it earlier. He checked to make sure he was using his left arm to secure Aoki’s arm – and he lifted his arm as if to wave again.
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:49 AM EST up reply actions
his glove will definitely be his version of the story though. it would be mine too
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:49 AM EST up reply actions
Can this be the first
EPIC FAIL motivational gif?
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:45 AM EST up reply actions
If this were yesterday
I’d use a huge gif that would eat up the rest of my facebook bandwidth of a shitload of facepalms. But the 7th is the day my account started so all my bandwidth for the month would be gone by tomorrow
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:46 AM EST up reply actions
Lets go out to the lobbbyyy lets go out to the lobbbbbbbyyyyy lets go out to the lobbbyyyyyyy and get ourselves a snack!
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:47 AM EST up reply actions
That’s partially because he usually loses a decision. ;-)
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
If Kenny Florian
ever beats anybody as good as Mike Brown call me
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:53 AM EST up reply actions
Why did Garner wave his hand...
because the soul of Dikembe Mutombo entered his body and he wanted to tell everyone “no no no” and wave his fingers to show Aoki was not gonna get that choke. Then, Mutombo left, Gardner came back in2 a bad situation. Which is why he didnt tap right away, he was confused.
From the Sherdog forums
lmao
A diamond in the rough but a gem all the same
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:52 AM EST up reply actions
Actually
so does Joe Warren. Who as I said earlier, will be an ABSOLUTE MONSTER sometime in the near future. He’s got a good understanding of clinch striking to go with his Greco and a good enough chin to close the distance. Thats bad fuckin news for everybody in the division
LOL
I just went to check his wiki to see. Apparently he didn’t have one until after this fight but now he does. Busy little bees…
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:55 AM EST up reply actions
I don’t think his age matters. If you’re in shape, then it’s more about how many battles you’ve had than how old you are. There’s no reason Warren couldn’t have a very god career having made a debit at 31 even.
this is true
With supplementation and modern medical treatments, (not hormone replacement i’m talking legit like ultrasound to treat damage to ligaments and joints internally), there is no reason a fighter can’t be successful till 40. Beyond that is still freak of natureish. See Hopkins, Bernard for the pinnacle of this. With his technique and style he might be able to fight till 50.
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 5:59 AM EST up reply actions
wow this is wierd. I just got home from watching UFC at the bar so I am not anything close to sober. But i used to speak japanese fairly well about 4 year ago. Now i cannot understand anything
This one is beyond me
I’ve got like 2 weeks worth of knowledge.
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:01 AM EST up reply actions
I’ve got 1 year worth of subbed anime.
Your 2 weeks beats me. LOL
I’m not sure of what I wrote there.
The Bird is the Word.
Aka --- Sore wa nan desu ka
It took me that long to remember how to read the katakana lol
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:08 AM EST up reply actions
Kanji is like a universal script for asian languages
as best I can tell. With each character representing a full word. Katakana is like letters. they actually spell out words.
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:11 AM EST up reply actions
kanji is just chinese script that is sometimes used for japanese. katakana is like sylables basically, katakana is a kind of kana though along with hiragana which is what i think most people learn first
thank you -
can you read the katakana above to tell me if i’m fucking up – I thought it was Sore wa nani desu ka. But I’m not sure i’m getting the end of it right.
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:26 AM EST up reply actions
Actually I fucked up and thats STILL
not the right translation for whats up top – but its basically the same
(What/Where is this)
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:10 AM EST up reply actions
Can somebody tell me if I got it right or not?
I know the beginning is Sore wa nan – but I can’t read the one that looks like a 3 – I think the last character is ka
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:17 AM EST up reply actions
That seems right
But then I don’t know the last character. Kinda looks like a Ka but i don’t know ro ka
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:59 AM EST up reply actions
And we're back.
And I’m back. Did I miss anything?
Crusher vs. Lossy Ebanesu up next.
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Thanks for the heads up
I’m surprised I’m still here…
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Glad you are!
I’m wide awake. You guys have motivated me to get through this.
That’s as close as I’m getting to Brent’s threatened drunken “I LOVE YOU GUYS” ramble.
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don't you speak a tiny bit btw?
Check my katakana above and tell me if I translated right pllllzzzzz
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:18 AM EST up reply actions
It’s 3 here, and I’m only here because of you, so you tell me you love me man!!
The Bird is the Word.
Is he issuing a yellow card to start the fight?
He holds up the card and then they have the card shaped stat graph
I think Ross missed weight and so it’s a purse deduction. Not sure, but that’s my guess.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
Who would imagine a BJ Penn fighter
missing weight? SHOCK!!!!! They train cardio all day everyday!
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:24 AM EST up reply actions
Thats who BJ trained with
for GSP. Good choice Baby Jay
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:25 AM EST up reply actions
Right on time dude
BeeeeJaaaayyyy Penn HAI HAI
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:21 AM EST up reply actions
Mmm slightly burnt cookies.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Mar 8, 2009 6:21 AM EST reply actions
he cant watch fights in his country now?
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by Anton Tabuena on Mar 8, 2009 6:27 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe Zuffa has finally realized
They gotta play ball to an extent in japan. I doubt it though.
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:27 AM EST up reply actions
dammit i missed the aoki fight.. That was the only fight i really wanted to see.
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
you'll be hearing about it
more so about what garner did.
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LULZ
you’ll see the gif plenty. Wave to mom you’re on TV!
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:29 AM EST up reply actions
3 decisions, 2 submissions and a between-round stoppage so far.
This is like the anti-UFC 96.
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we all know maeda has it.. but is miller any good? i havent seen him fight yet..
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He is pretty legit
Maeda is a former table tennis prodigy
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:36 AM EST up reply actions
Miller and Maeda both have tons of talent, but both are flaky as hell.
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Go Miller.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Mar 8, 2009 6:36 AM EST reply actions
But not out of the ring.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Mar 8, 2009 6:38 AM EST up reply actions
tights ftw
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I think a DREAM hater
would say he dove through the ropes to escape
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:39 AM EST up reply actions
cage sucks
Makes for too much leaning on the cage doing standing lean’n’pray
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:39 AM EST up reply actions
You’re right, I much prefer fighters shooting out of the arena!
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
Come on now.
I think that may be the first time I can even REMEMBER both guy shooting through the ropes like that. I definately perfer that to a fighter getting his foot stuck between the cage and the floor and getting a NC. - Trivia challenge
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:41 AM EST up reply actions
Or the cage door breaking down and the guys falling out of the cage.
another trivia challenge
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:42 AM EST up reply actions
Southworth vs James Irvin @ strikeforce
Good job – both dudes fell out of the cage. i think one hit his head on something exposed outside too as I remember. Like steps or something.
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:51 AM EST up reply actions
Anybody for the first one
leg stuck between cage and floor?
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 7:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Which I think is much more boring
than actual lay’n’pray which they get stood up from
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:40 AM EST up reply actions
there you go.. thats a better guard..
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by Anton Tabuena on Mar 8, 2009 6:42 AM EST up reply actions
It was more of a high guard
with control of both arms.
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I think it was crackhead control. Micah is a fan of Mr. Bravo.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
it kinda looked different.. but what do i know.. im no expert haha.
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by Anton Tabuena on Mar 8, 2009 6:49 AM EST up reply actions
BAD standup
wtf was that. Micah had full control of Maeda.
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If you have a Japanese fighter in a bad position and you don’t finish immediately, you’re stalling.
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Maeda just went for scarf position but Micah wasn't giving up
twister positioning
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:53 AM EST up reply actions
I guess Maeda because of the takedowns and the little bit more damage, though Miller has had more control on the ground.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
Yah
For Miller – unlike Aoki JZ it hasn’t seemed like he’s been in 100% control while on the ground. Aoki had every minute of the ground fight. Miller was about 50/50 on the ground and inflicted less damage.
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:55 AM EST up reply actions
I would give it to Miller
but I know Maeda is probably going to win. Miller worked more, especially on the ground it was all Miller sans takedowns.
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No way.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
Absurd Meridian
by Eugene Schelfaut on Mar 8, 2009 6:56 AM EST reply actions
I think Maeda won
it was even on the feet and while Micah was working the rubber guard on the ground Maeda was striking and miller wasn’t really offensive with it. Then Maeda inflicted more damage on the ground. I think it was fair. I gave the fight to Maeda about 60% to 40%
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 6:57 AM EST up reply actions
Miller
went for a lot of subs. Maeda hardly inflicted much damage and Miller was more dangerous of ending the fight.
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I really didn't see many subs
I saw 1 in the last round. And an Omaplata isn’t really a sub unless you control the leg and posture up preventing them from standing or rolling. And Omaplata is actually a sweep
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 7:00 AM EDT up reply actions
An offensive rubber guard would be
Micah workign for omaplatas and invisible collars constantly. He had a very inactive rubberguard.
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 7:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Sherdog noted one kimura, omoplata, and ankle lock attempt (each) in the first round and a possible omoplata attempt and that armbar at the end in the 2nd.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
Micah
got kicked in the face a few times for that failed ankle lock. I don’t score that for him. Kimura was escaped, Omaplata was escaped and he lost position from it.
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 7:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Wasn’t disagreeing, only bringing up what sherdog had for reference.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
I was just pointing out the way
that I saw Sherdogs viewpoint. Not discounting yours – or theirs
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 7:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I had it for Maeda. Tough call because neither inflicted very much damage in total and Miller had sub attempts, but Maeda had the overall cleaner striking and dictated where the bout took place. I think.
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my thoughts exactly
Maeda dictated where the fight took place and neither guy really dominated but Maeda did slightly more damage. None of Millers attempts was very close.
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Mar 8, 2009 7:09 AM EDT up reply actions
T.O.K. - "Footprints"
oh yeah, I bet they don’t smoke weed at Krazy Bee
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And in complete opposite to the other fight
I have Imanari winning this one despite the KD. He’s kept the fight exactly where he wants it 80% of the time and neutralized any offense
Ayup, I’m crashing out too. Thanks for staying up, d00dz.
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Man...
i thought I mentioned it on here but I guess I didn’t. I wasn’t making it sitting up watching the fights in my usual spot so I went to lay down and watched the rest of the fights there and stopped commenting.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 8, 2009 11:27 AM EDT reply actions

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