Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz have released the names and weights of their newborn sons to Us Weekly in their latest issue. Jesse Jameson Ortiz weighed in at 4 lbs., while brother Journey Jett Ortiz was 4 lbs., 11 oz.
via Celebrity Baby Blog (surely a reputable source for such things)
8 months ago
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I guess the latter twin is gonna be born and raised in South Detroit.
by Zack Gobie on Mar 18, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And also have a bad reputation.
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by Chris Nelson on Mar 18, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hence the need to eventually take a midnight train going anywhere.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Mar 18, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the smell of wine and cheap perfume.
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by BJJDenver on Mar 19, 2009 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
These kids are going to have a very strange childhood, but I think that Tito and Jenna will be good parents.
Keep firing Assholes!
by Ubernoober on Mar 18, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They so rich but can only afford a name dictionary for the letter J. How sad.
by AlwaysRelaxing on Mar 18, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Journey Jett Ortiz?
W T F
What’s next, Whitesnake Ringo Ortiz?
by toxic on Mar 18, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL I just had the exact same discussion with someone else. Some names we came up with:
Styx Ratt Ortiz
Winger Poison Ortiz
Whitesnake Europe Ortiz
Kansas Loverboy Ortiz
by smoogy on Mar 18, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leppard Benetar Ortiz
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by Chris Nelson on Mar 18, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Motley Ford Ortiz
Aerosmith Damn-Yankees Ortiz
Motorhead Warrant Ortiz
Bangles Stryper Ortiz
Skid Blondie Ortiz
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Mar 18, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Winner.
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by themachiavellian on Mar 19, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesse James on Ortiz?
A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.
by iiowyn on Mar 19, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So Jameson is part of his first name too? or thats the middle name and the other kid is called Journey Jett Jameson Ortiz?
cause Jesse Jameson Jameson Ortiz is a really weird name..
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 19, 2009 3:05 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I believe
That’s his middle name. I swear, at first I read that as James Thompson and Tito Ortiz have released the names and weights of their newborn sons. LOL! It’s too early damnit.
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by xFenixKnightx on Mar 19, 2009 8:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow...
now they just need an E! reality show about a Porn Star and MMA fighter trying to figure out how to raise twins in Huntington Beach and their career arcs will be complete.
(BTW, I want 10% of a deal inspired by the above comment. )
by Razreshat on Mar 19, 2009 9:58 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Porn name as a middle name?
Jesse Jameson Ortiz is a horrible name. The middle name “Jameson” is obviously taken from Jenna’s last name… only that’s not her real last name, that’s her porn name!
Jenna’s real name is Jenna Marie Massoli.
So when that kid grows up he’ll realize or they can explain to him that his middle name is mommy’s porn name. Great. Just great.
Keep Swillin',
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by Bruz on Mar 19, 2009 10:09 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why didn’t they just make the middle name James – I mean really. Is Tito even thinking about what he’s doing? Is he only thinking about the $$?
It’s bad enough he had kids with her, but now one of his kids is going to “carry on” her porn name.
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by lovingmma25 on Mar 19, 2009 11:20 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey now, maybe they just really like Irish whiskey…
by Estrada on Mar 19, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll be sad to see this post leave the main page.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Mar 19, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Change your preferences so the front page shows the last 20 posts!
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by Chris Nelson on Mar 19, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
I didn’t even know you could do that.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Mar 19, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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