Jenna Jameson Gives Birth to Twin Boys
According to hollyscoop.com: "It has been my dream to have children for an extremely long time, and I truly feel like finally, the time is right and God has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.
"Tito is happier than I have ever seen him, it is so fulfilling to see him so proud. He looked me in the eye today after our doctors appointmet and said, 'I'm the luckiest man on earth...thank you for having my babies.' I cried."
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I hope she keeps some of her “baby” weight
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
by lovingmma25 on Mar 16, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
so many jokes, so little time.
If you're not submitting, you're just rolling around with another guy.
by BJJDenver on Mar 16, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That is exactly what I wanted to say.
by Cannon Jacques on Mar 16, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can’t possibly be Tito’s, no way in hell two kids with his genetics could come out, even if it Jenna Jameson.
A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.
by iiowyn on Mar 16, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There were a lot of decisions in that womb.
by subo on Mar 16, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, at least Tito doesn’t have to worry about daughters going into the family business…
by Bigperm on Mar 16, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What about the mother's business?
LT Fan 4 Life
by sdpads24 on Mar 16, 2009 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What father wouldn’t be proud to have his sons become porn stars?
by MMAcGyver on Mar 16, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haters will hate. Those kids are probably going to be awesome entrepreneurs like their parents
by EazyEismydad on Mar 16, 2009 6:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think “entrepreneurs” is a bit generous, it’s not like Tito is the first guy to make money fighting or Jenna is the first girl to have sex for a living, she just happens to be one of the more attractive ones.
by ufc4 on Mar 16, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jenna is the first to make the kind of money she makes from the adult movie industry. She still makes a ton of money even though she is not “performing” anymore. Somewhere in the area of 15-16 million a year. She is a pretty smart business woman.
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
by lovingmma25 on Mar 16, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, well Hugh Hefner and Larry Flynt make a helluva lot more than that and they have never performed.
by ufc4 on Mar 17, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think that even counts being that they are both men and are not in the business of making “real” pornographic movies. If I recall their movies were not realistic at all – which in turn is a whole different ball game.
I talking about performers in this industry. No other female performer as made as much as Jenna.
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
by lovingmma25 on Mar 17, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She shoulda had a hundred kids by osmosis by now.
"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock
by BadB on Mar 16, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
…and
Did she have a Caesarean? It would be hard to push out babies with GIANT TITO HEADS
"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock
by BadB on Mar 16, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well it IS Jenna Jameson, not like it is a tight fit…
A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.
by iiowyn on Mar 16, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or,
Those babies already have bigger IQ’s than their daddy
(I’ll stop now)
"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock
by BadB on Mar 16, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey now
Honestly there was a time when I was in love with Jenna. Probably when she looked like this.
Then she got with Tito and went to this…O_o
The moral of the story slideshow? WE LIKE MEAT ON OUR WOMEN, NOT A LOT BUT SOME, DAMNIT!!!!
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Mar 16, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BTW, Congrats Tito.
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Mar 16, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, she looked gross before she got pregnant
She did used to be a little badass though:



Damn. Until she decided to go anorexic:
Who am I trying to fool, I still woulda hit it. With Tito’s head and Jenna’s boobs they just need James Thompson’s ears to make their own real-life Mr. Potatohead.
by ufc4 on Mar 16, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know shit about shit when it comes to photoshop....
What’s everyone else’s excuse?!
Where are my pics of Tito-sized baby heads poppin out of Jenna’s v-jay-jay? Or put Tito’s head on a baby and have it sucklin Jenna’s teet. Just give me something!
I clicked on here this morning and thought ‘just give it til the end of day and you’ll be rewarded’. I am very disappointed….
by Headkick on Mar 16, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
God, some of you guys are just brutal.
by Luke Thomas on Mar 17, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
:( I know…
Well, I’m actually happy for them. Maybe this will inspire Tito, ya know?
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Mar 17, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its about time some duck butter went where it was supposed to and not splattered all over her face.
Being with me is like being with a broken tampon. There's no strings attached.
by Gogoplatapus on Mar 17, 2009 10:04 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The boys name
Lexinton Steel jr. and Nick manning Ortiz. Titos mothers step dad was African American.
by son of miss the mark on Mar 17, 2009 11:15 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The boys should have no problem making there way through such a well worn canal.
by J_Maddux on Mar 17, 2009 1:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Congrats to her and Tito.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Mar 17, 2009 1:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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