BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest III Results
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 11, 2009 10:48 PM EDT
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Congratulations to midwestbred for getting 25% of the votes and coming up with the most creative caption in our BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest III.
midwestbred , by using that illegal abortion joke, becomes the New BloodyElbow FunnyBone Contest Champion!
2nd Place:
BadB, and weoweoweo are tied for 2nd place, so they each get their very own WAMMA belt! ...wait, i thought there's only ONE legit champion per weight class? ..Well maybe 'legit' is a subjective term, like "She's a Beautiful Woman" or "Im an Undisputed Champ"..
BadB with:
Quaid……Start the reactor…..Free Mars…
and weoweoweo with:
Advanced Weight Cutting Techniques
-by brandon veraside-effects may include: stomach pain, instantaneous gassing, constipation, tentativeness, and loss of fans.
3rd Place:
Richard, gets to keep The Golden Kimbo Fist award!! ..But since this is technically the fourth place entry, the free beard that comes with it will be given to BadB, and weoweoweo instead.. Maybe BadB can make Mutton Chops with his half and weoweoweo can use his half it to make Gonzaga-like neck and back hair?
Props and special awards:
Richard and Nick Thomas get to keep the Dana White Award, for being the only staff members brave enough to get in to the middle of the action..... Now if only the other staff members would follow their lead.. :)
weoweoweo, gets to keep the Brock Lesnar award, for constantly talking about himself in the third person..
BJJDenver gets the King Mo Award for his uncanny fascination for pussy... pussy cats that is...
-Major Props to Benicio for suggesting this picture..
THANKS FOR PLAYING!
notes: JPEG belts and special prizes are from random sites from google image searches.. The banner and the photoshop work in the contest is from me, weoweoweo..
(click the pic.. that's my deviantart page. plugplug..)
and again, This is just a fanpost by a dumb guy trying to be funny.. So dont take it too seriously. This also means that the bloodyelbow.com staff dont necessarily endorse, and have nothing to do with any of the offensive/insulting/whatever statements or views that may be found here..
The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.
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well at least it got 2nd! ..although most people seem to like the abortion joke better..
Now how much abortion jokes can they make with this! hahaha.
but seriously though, thanks for joining.. Now force the other staff members to join next time! hahaha. :D
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 11, 2009 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Joe Silva:
Frank Mir, you do not pass the sniff test.
Be water, my friend.
http://martialfarts.fightlinker.com
by Martial Farts on Mar 12, 2009 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Recall this Vote
So, you goofballs went with a “joke” about abortion instead of a reference to Total Recall?
Assholes.
"BJ on the BE" - Kierkegaard
well if you voted maybe it would've changed.. haha. :)
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 11, 2009 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions
No Votes
I’d rather look down on the peons from atop my high horse, thank you.
"BJ on the BE" - Kierkegaard
by Brett Jones on Mar 11, 2009 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions
I think we should have a caption-off to the death to decide 2nd place.
"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock
dont worry, you can get the bigger half of the beard if you want. :)
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 11, 2009 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I have to say, the King Mo Award description is hilarious! Well done and thanks!
If you're not submitting, you're just rolling around with another guy.
I expected better from you. I don’t know why, but I did.
by Derek Suboticki on Mar 11, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions
It’s not weoweoweo’s fault that it got the most votes. Blame the people who voted for it.
Bolts from the Blue // "Game over." - Jamal Williams
Bloody Elbow // "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken
by Richard Wade on Mar 11, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
expected more from what? my special awards sucked this time? haha. or is it because the abortion joke won?
well i didnt vote for the abortion joke so thats not my fault.. If my special prizes sucked, then sorry.. i tried but there’s not much to work with this edition. haha. :D
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 11, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I meant everyone, not you specifically.
by Derek Suboticki on Mar 12, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m looking forward to the next one. Seriously, there are like a billion people visiting the site every day. We gotta turn up the funny from now on. We have to make Fightlinker look like Notorious C.R.S.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
ya, i think the abortion joke is good, but we can do better..
Although I dont think luke and the guys want the site to be “funnier” than fightlinker, but i agree, this is the one BE contest where people can have some laughs, so the more entries the better. :)
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 11, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
there were some terrible, terrible, terrible entries on this one but I was too nice to say anything specific. Looking forward to the next.
Be water, my friend.
http://martialfarts.fightlinker.com
by Martial Farts on Mar 12, 2009 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions
to be fair, the picture was challenging to caption.. but yup. its true. haha. but dont worry, i have the feeling we’ll get better ones on the next edition. :)
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 12, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
its natural for people to whine when they vote and dont have their way..
You were up by the bigger margin than the winner in the last contest.. And some of them also didnt like the last one.. But that’s why we have the voting.. Not everyone will be happy, but majority still wins.
it was a funny entry and lots of people think so too. :)
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 12, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
and 9 out of 10 dentists pick Oral B..
by Anton Tabuena on Mar 12, 2009 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
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