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Mandy Moore says "GSP Greased!!"

Add another name to the long list of accusers, Mandy Moore has accused GSP of greasing during their encounter in early 2008.

 

The Post Sun Gazette Times has the info:

"Georges was inside my guard, as i tried to get my legs up in a high guard position, my legs kept slipping. He maintained a dominant position, and eventually finished me. He could have NEVER finished me without all that lube"

 

While some of us may have felt that BJ Penn was just being a sore loser, it's hard to discredit the accusations of fine, ethical people like Sean Sherk, and Jason "Mayhem" Miller. This thing just may have some legs.

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its like you had to explain your joke haha..

but that cant be true.. cause mandy didn’t need lube when i was with her. :)

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by Anton Tabuena on Feb 4, 2009 3:54 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, i know

but to not call it satire, might be seen as irresponsible. I’m not trying to stir any shit on the BE.

by nitro on Feb 4, 2009 11:37 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

: ) This post made my evening! Cheers! lol

I'll be back to add more in the next twenty-four...unless, by some mishap, someone K.O s FEDOR.

by prideUFCfan on Feb 4, 2009 5:09 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I lol’ed.

by Nick Thomas on Feb 4, 2009 9:33 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I wasn’t laghing until I followed the link. I expected a dirty photo.

"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"

by Warhand on Feb 4, 2009 11:06 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

I didn’t click the link until you mentioned it.

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by Richard Wade on Feb 4, 2009 1:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

GSP doinked Mandy Moore?

by Headkick on Feb 4, 2009 11:55 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

lol @ doinked…

by Reaser on Feb 4, 2009 12:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but he was not impressed by her performance.

by subo on Feb 4, 2009 3:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

She could not ’andle ’is riddum.

by Kierkegaard on Feb 4, 2009 3:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He find a girl beddar dan ’er at evrating

by subo on Feb 4, 2009 3:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lawl

Kuwabara Kuwabara

by J. B. Maddox on Feb 4, 2009 10:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I laughed long and hard

subo and Kierkegaard win the prize for most obvious, yet simultaneously most hilarious comments of the week.

by High Roller on Feb 4, 2009 5:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Grease - does it only stick to one person?

Can’t believe that comment “Georges was inside my guard, as i tried to get my legs up in a high guard position, my legs kept slipping. He maintained a dominant position, and eventually finished me. He could have NEVER finished me without all that lube”

I would really like to know the secret to keeping any “grease” in one place on one person without transferring it to other parts of the body or their opponent. Have any of you had a good old fashioned love session where you get sweaty all over & your bodies start slipping? I may be 61 but I can still work up one hell of a sweat – no vaseline or grease required!

May sunshine follow you everywhere you go!

by Nanny on Feb 4, 2009 7:07 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Not trying to be a dick

But the second paragraph you wrote put an image in my head i could do with out….I go from thinking of Mandy Moore getting smashed to a couple of old people going at it.

by attgnp on Feb 4, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

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