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Snapshot of the Day: Gina Carano

My first MMA fight was with this girl who shouldn’t have been in the cage with me. I ground and pounded her in 39 seconds. It was a good feeling, sure, but you train your butt off for so long, then it only lasts 39 seconds? Kind of like your other first time.
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Good God.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Feb 16, 2009 3:42 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Let me rephrase, the words that went through my mind when I came to BE and saw that first picture were, “Holy Jesus”. I said it out loud at work. Gina Carano is a beautiful woman and Steve Shaw is a great man.

by szucconi on Feb 16, 2009 3:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, there goes time out of my training schedule…

If you're not submitting, you're just rolling around with another guy.

by BJJDenver on Feb 16, 2009 3:45 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Continued the quote: …“My second MMA fight, I fought a girl from a lighter weightclass who came up in weight to fight me. I didn’t make the contracted weight, had a temper tantrum on the scales, refused to cut any more weight, and basically made a fool out of myself.”

by ilostmydog on Feb 16, 2009 3:46 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I am so disappointed that nobody came right out and made a comment about lasting 39 seconds!

If you're not submitting, you're just rolling around with another guy.

by BJJDenver on Feb 16, 2009 3:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I'd be proud to last 39 seconds...

with her

Contributing Editor - BloodyElbow.com - SBNation's mixed martial arts headquarters.

by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 16, 2009 4:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd be proud

just to let her GnP me period! That second photo is the best of those. Great googly moogly!!

by dnevil001 on Feb 16, 2009 4:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Such a great fighter yet so damn HAWT! Its mind bottling! You know, like when your mind gets trapped in a bottle? :P

She is absolutely stunning!

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Feb 16, 2009 3:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Do these pictures mean that the breasts

are actually real? If so, I’m actually even more in awe of this woman for choosing MMA as her life’s work…growing up with that face and those feminine wiles makes life awfully easy for a woman in the free world.

There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

by misterjonez on Feb 16, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

those are real

by bignerd on Feb 17, 2009 2:23 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I know, that’s what’s so odd.

From all the other video I’ve seen of her, it really looks like they’re fake…but I guess that’s since most of her fights have the chest protectors, which really stiffen things up.

I’m slobbering at her sexy just like the rest of you guys, but I am truly in awe of this woman’s mind and character.

There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

by misterjonez on Feb 17, 2009 3:20 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like you're in love

I just want her to sleep over twice a week.

"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry

by Blackout612 on Feb 17, 2009 4:00 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fair enough assessment, I s'pose.

Ultimately, I think it’s fantastic that The Face of Women’s MMA combines both the determination required to actually be a top-notch competitor, and the overall attractiveness to market the sport past the current niche.

There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

by misterjonez on Feb 18, 2009 10:13 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They’re real…and they’re spectacular!

If you're not submitting, you're just rolling around with another guy.

by BJJDenver on Feb 17, 2009 10:48 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Did you just actually say “mind bottling?”

by JAMSmusic on Feb 17, 2009 12:53 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s from Blades of Glory…

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Feb 17, 2009 9:40 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ya know, like your mind is in a bottle

by BadB on Feb 17, 2009 11:09 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Grr..

Gina’s soo hot that three of us actually posted the same awesomeness.. I guess spreading the grace is not too bad..

by Johann on Feb 16, 2009 3:50 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I could last 40 seconds with her. Tops.

by BadB on Feb 16, 2009 3:57 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

WINRAR

REC’d

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000

by IHateMMA on Feb 16, 2009 4:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

But

thats how she looks anyway, airbrushed or not she’s flawless.

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Feb 16, 2009 4:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I first read that as “abused or not, she’s flawless” – I was confused and worried.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Feb 16, 2009 5:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

and now you wished

…that your wife hadn’t seen the comment you just made.

If you’re lucky, then

a) Your dinner is in the dog, and
b) Your dog is in the bin.

If you’re not so lucky then

a) Your ass in on the sidewalk, and
b) So are most of your possessions…

by VikingPhotography on Feb 16, 2009 4:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

no worries. My wife hates MMA. ;)

by BadB on Feb 16, 2009 4:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

BTW...

I would like to nominate this for “Post of the Year”.

Just plain old awesome!

If you're not submitting, you're just rolling around with another guy.

by BJJDenver on Feb 18, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

(saving images)

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000

by IHateMMA on Feb 16, 2009 3:59 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

She’s kinda hot.

I will play my game beneath the spin light.

by Eugene Schelfaut on Feb 16, 2009 4:20 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

If you're not submitting, you're just rolling around with another guy.

by BJJDenver on Feb 16, 2009 4:23 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

GIGGITY!

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on Feb 16, 2009 4:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Did anyone else notice who took the pictures? I didn’t think Steve Shaw actually had that kind of talent.

by The_Vig on Feb 16, 2009 4:27 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

The airbrushing on these is horrendous. And why is she in the same damn pose in all the pictures? That’s really the best they could do with her?

by Gong on Feb 16, 2009 6:09 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Hey man, these are the best (sluttiest) pics of her so far. It can only get better! (less clothes)

by BadB on Feb 16, 2009 6:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

I wanna see the pics that didn’t make the cut. Show us some ass, Gina.

by steak_knife on Feb 16, 2009 6:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You guys might want to leave the room for about ten minutes.

"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry

by Blackout612 on Feb 16, 2009 6:55 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

You win

"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry

by Blackout612 on Feb 16, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Liveblogging These Pictures:

….

Well…that’s it for me. Have a good night everyone!

Contributing Editor - BloodyElbow.com - SBNation's mixed martial arts headquarters.

by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 16, 2009 7:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

YES! Someone rec'd it

Hangover + Photoshop = This.

"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry

by Blackout612 on Feb 17, 2009 3:17 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lol!

hahahahhaha.
okay fine. i’d rec it too.. haha. :D

http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/

by Anton Tabuena on Feb 17, 2009 11:26 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll rec pretty much any cat picture.

Bolts from the Blue // "Game over." - Jamal Williams
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by Richard Wade on Feb 17, 2009 3:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Horrible Pics

Those pics make her look like a very handsome woman

by #5mmafan on Feb 16, 2009 8:57 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I’d fuck him.

by ufc4 on Feb 16, 2009 10:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The pose doesnt do her figure justice.

by Benicio on Feb 16, 2009 10:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

How does a Maxim crew, whose entire job is to make girls look good, choose a top that makes her chest look like some walleyed gooftits?

by Simco on Feb 16, 2009 11:50 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

How the hell did this guy hit that? =/

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000

by IHateMMA on Feb 17, 2009 12:43 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Can we fighter-bash this guy just this once? Please?

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by themachiavellian on Feb 17, 2009 2:21 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Why would he care, he won already!

…in 39 seconds.

A man should never waste an opportunity to keep his mouth shut.

by iiowyn on Feb 17, 2009 2:48 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That is the magic number.

"I hit [Evensen], and you could just see it in his head. He went, 'Oh, man. We don't have to do this anymore. I'm good. Thanks for having me. I'm going to go home now." -Pat "The Real Techno Viking" Berry

by Blackout612 on Feb 17, 2009 3:16 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I heard he has a really good personality…

If you're not submitting, you're just rolling around with another guy.

by BJJDenver on Feb 17, 2009 10:50 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I've given up trying to identify

what women will or won’t find physically attractive in a face. I think they themselves have no collective idea. Most men can agree on the 8’s, 9’s and 10’s. Doesn’t appear to be that way with women.

There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

by misterjonez on Feb 18, 2009 10:17 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

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