WARGODS Live Results And Commentary
by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 14, 2009 1:50 AM EST
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The night has arrived! Wargods!
In case you didn't already see Tank Abbott vs. Mike Bourke is BACK ON!
I'm going to do my best to not be too funny and ironic with my coverage of this show but after spending a few days getting myself excited to live blog this event I'm ready to watch some Car Crash MMA.
Fight Card:
Ken Shamrock vs. Ross Clifton
David Abbott vs. Mike Bourke
Josh Haynes vs. Rafael Real
Kyacey Uscola vs. BJ Lacy
Mike Moreno vs. Gary Padilla
Buddy Roberts vs. Wesley “Cabbage” Correira
Isaac de Jesus vs. Ashe Bowman
Rick Reeves vs. Nathan James
Jennifer Tate vs. Jen Babcock
Obviously the Warpath fight and the Tonya Evinger fight both didn't make the card because most AC's aren't crazy about throwing a fight on a card after a weigh-in takes place.
The show starts at 9:30pm on the East Coast...so come on in and comment on events as they unfold. It's guaranteed to be interesting.
Update: There is picture and no sound on the 350 kbps and no connection on the 700 kbps stream. I'm assuming the actual show will begin at 10:00pm
Fighter A (Ron) vs. Fighter B (Juan) - Up first. Bad audio (now no audio) caused me to miss the names. Round 1 - Fighter B with a Thai clinch and some sharp uppercuts and knees to the body. Fighter B puts him against the cage where they trade punches. Juan looks to have won by control I guess 10-9. This is 3, 3 minute rounds. Round 2 - More of the same...Ron can't get away from Juan's clinch. Now Ron tries for a takedown that he can't finish. They're separated by the ref and are standing up now. Right hand lands by Ron and then a combination and he pushes Juan to the cage and the round ends. I guess Juan won again 10-9. Round 3 - I think this is Juan Freeman vs. Ron Kessler. So I guess technically I have Ron Kessler up 20-18...so ignore my previous rounds commentary. I swear this will get better once we're back on the actual card and not the last minute addittions. Ron is on top now on the ground and Freeman looks like he is happy to sit on his back with an open guard eating punches. The camera man didn't follow the action and I looked back and they're standing again. Ron is exhausted and Freeman is teeing off a bit. The horn sounds and DARREN Freeman won that round 10-9. So I have it Ron Kessler 29 - Darren Freeman 28. Official Scorecards - 30-27 Freeman, 30-27 Kessler, 29-28 Ron Kessler. Ron Kessler wins by split decision.
Karina Helena vs. Zoila Crusto - These names could totally be wrong...there are no graphics and these weren't advertised fights. Round 1 - Zoila with some nice kicks and Karina gets the takedown. Elbow from Karina and Zoila stands up. Leg kick from Zoila now. Push kicks from Zoila and now Karina lands a sharp right and Zoila has to shoot. Karina takes her back quickly. Zoila turns and now Karina is landing punches and elbows. Upkicks to the...chest by Zoila and the round ends. Karina stole the round 10-9 on my card. Round 2 - Right hand from Karina and another right. Zoila keeps trying the innefective push kicks and is eating punches but the announcers are all over Zoila as having great stand-up. Leg kick works better than anything else for Zoila. Karina with a wizzer and they're in a clinchy nee thing. Now Zoila pulls half guard. Back to standing and a nice body/head combo from Karina and Zoila with a knee to the body. I'd give that round to Karina also 10-9 putting her up 20-18. Round 3 - Zoila with a good body kick but she needs to do more than push kicks to win the fight. Karina is landing punches in the clinch and all Zoila has is push and body kicks from distance. Elbow now from Zoila. Karina takes Zoila's back but Zoila is able to kind of turn and has a headlock where she lands a few punches and now ends up on top. Some punches from the top for Zoila now. Karina is looking for an armbar or triangle with a nice high guard. Knee to the butt from Zoila now. Knee bar attempt from Karina as the round ends. The announcers crown it "fight of the night so far"...considering it's only the second fight that's quite the accomplishment. My card is 29-28 for Karina Helena. Official Scorecards: 29-28 Helena, 29-28 Zoila, 29-28 Zoila. Hometown cooking right there. Zoila Lastname wins by split decision.
Josh Haynes vs. Rafael Real - Josh being a TUF vet I'm shocked they're kicking off the "advertised undercard" with him. But here it comes! Round 1 - Jabs from Haynes and a right hand that misses. Low kick from Real. It's a low kick and run strategy so far from Real. Real has now fought longer than he did in all three of this fights in 2008. Flurry of strikes from Haynes and now he grabs a guillotine but Rafael pops his head out. Now an armbar attempt but Real is stacking up nicely. He gets out and is in side control landing strikes. The round ends as Real was going for an armbar. 10-9 round for Haynes. Round 2 - Low kick from Real and he runs again. One two is blocked for Haynes. First boos of the night. Four punch flurry from Haynes (the "AAAHHH! HERE I COME" type of flurry) Now Real gets the takedown. Haynes stands back up and we're back to the circling strategy. Real is winning the round via "hopaway." Oh wait, now Haynes lands some punches. the commentary is being real rough on real who is just awful and it isn't like it was a secret. They clinch up and as they separate Real ACTUALLY runs away. 10-9 Haynes. Round 3 - Real is looking to get to a decision. A victory of the moral variety if you will. Haynes is sick of Rafael running away. When you are employing the "RUN AWAY!!!!" strategy against a guy who is 11-10 it's time to hang up the gloves killer. There is no action to call. Every now and then Haynes engages and Real runs away. There is your round. Haynes engages and Real lands a punch that threw Josh off but ran away rather than try to capitalize. Real runs away again to end the fight. RESPECT! HONOR! THIS IS MMA! 10-9 Haynes. Official scorecards - 29-28 Haynes, 29-28 Del Real!, 30-27 Haynes. Josh Haynes wins by split decision. Someone actually gave Real the nod!
Kyacey Uscola Gets in the ring and explains that BJ Lacy backed out of his fight and challenges Haynes for next show for...um...a title? BOOK IT!
Isaac de Jesus vs. Ashe Bowman - This is the most "talent loaded" fight on the card. Bowman lost to Josh Thompson in slightly over a minute last last September and de Jesus is 6-0. Round 1 - de Jesus is quick but he slips after a Bowman strike. Against the cage now and Bowman is working knees to the body. They separate and de Jesus is throwing home run strikes. Right hand lands for Ashe and now a flurry of knees from the clinch and a right hook. Big punch looked like it missed but Bowman was stunned and went down. Bowman won the round 10-9 even with the knockdown. Round 2 - de Jesus looks pumped to get going but he isn't flying in with strikes. Body kick from IdJ. Sloppy right hand lands to the side of Bowman's head and he goes down. Armbar almost finishes it for Bowman now but dJ gets out. Guillotine is pulled by de Jesus but he can't finish. 10-9 round for de Jesus. Round 3 - Circling here as both guys look a little tired. Right hand from Bowman now. Punch from Bowman misses and a punch from de Jesus misses...so they high five. Flurry of punches from Bowman as the round ends. 10-9 Bowman gives him the fight 29-28 on my card. I bet it's a split decision again. Official scorecards: 30-27 across the board. Isaac de Jesus wins by unanimous decision. These judges are on drugs...adult drugs.
Tonya Evinger just actually challenged her original opponent to a sexy posedown. The crowd boos so Tonya screams at the crowd and wants to "make a fight with all those haters." This is A.M.A.Z.I.N.G.
David Espanosa is now out to say that his fight was ALSO canceled. That's 4 fights they've talked about being cancelled so far. Now BJ Lacy is out challenging ANYONE...even though his fight with Uscola was cancelled already for some reason. This is the worst thing I've ever seen. They're now broadcasting a raffle.
Rick Reeves vs. Nathan James - Rundownloser nailed it here "This Guy vs. That Guy" Round 1 - James has him against the cage and is looking for a takedown but Reeves is defending. Punch to the thigh now. Now Reeves pushes him against the cage. Here come the boos...that didn't take long. They split and Reeves lands a few punches and they're down and Reeves goes for and armbar now into a triangle but the round ends. I think that round was 2 minutes 12 seconds. 10-9 Reeves. Round 2 - James with the takedown. Falls into a triangle again and this time Reeves should have the time to finish but he doesn't have it locked in correctly at all. Not a whole lot here. Reeves going for the triangle from the wrong position and now the round ends. 10-9 for Reeves again. Round 3 - Jones looking for a guillotine early. They're just pushed against the cage throwing occasional knees. Jones is pulling on the neck now but I don't think he can finish the choke. Takedown by Reeves. Now Reeves has James' back...and sinks the choke. James taps and it is over. Rick Reeves wins by submission (rear naked choke), round 3.
Tank Abbott vs. Mike Bourke - Here we go! YEEEEEAAAAH! Round 1 - They clinch up after Tank decides not to punch. Body punch, right hand behind the head and Bourke is out. Another right hand to the back of the head as Bourke is on the ground. Should be a DQ but I figure they give it to Tank to prevent a riot. Tank Abbott by KO, Round 1.
Mike Moreno vs. Gary Padilla - Round 1- Right hand from Padilla lands followed by a takedown. Nice takedown again by Padilla as Moreno tries to stand back up. A few punches and Moreno gets up and takes Padilla's back standing. Takedown to full mount and Moreno has his back now. This has been a slick little fight so far. Back to standing they go. Moreno is working knees to the body from the clinch. Padilla looks a bit tired and labored in his movement. Left elbow lands for Moreno and they jaw as the round ends. Good round. 10-9 Moreno. Round 2 - Back to the clinch they go and then back to distance. Right hand for Padilla as he responds to the knee from Moreno. Moreno is starting to pick him apart with quick strikes as Padilla is throwing gassed hail mary right hands. Low kick puts Padilla down for a second. Padilla asks for a timeout as he was either poked in the eye or kicked in the groin (yeah...those should be easy to tell apart but I couldn't tell). They're going back at it now and Moreno lands a punch but Padilla claims he was poked again. No one in the cage knows what is going on. The round ends, the crowd boos and I gave it to Moreno 10-9 again. Round 3 - They're brawling a little here but Moreno is much crisper with his strikes. Right hand now by Moreno and Padilla doesn't look like he has a legitimate answer at this point. Throw by Padilla but nothing comes of it. Padilla looks for the double leg and actually gets it. Back to standing and Moreno hits a knee. Takedown again by Padilla but it doesn't last more than two seconds. 10-9 Moreno and I gave him the fight 30-27. Official Scorecards: 30-27 across the board for Mike Moreno. Mike Moreno wins by unanimous decision.
Ken Shamrock vs. Ross Clifton - Round 1 - Clifton is running forward throwing Right HAND BY SHAMROCK AND CLIFTON IS DOWN! Side control for Ken now and he's eating some elbows. Armbar and Clifton taps. Ken Shamrock wins by submission (armbar), round 1. Clifton shoves him because he is a big dumb hillbilly racist. But whatever...You just got demolished by Ken Shamrock...so yeah.
Shamrock calls out Tank and says he'll end his career. This was an amazing show everyone and thanks for joining me here for the show. I'm pretty sure this was a record number of comments for a BloodyElbow thread. Thank you again!
-- photos via Sherdog.com
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w00t
Can’t wait for the train wreck to begin! :D
WAR OLD SHAMROCK!
I don’t like the red mat and I don’t have a full shot of the cage.
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
Carnage
Maybe the mat is red to help subdue all the blood and body bits that are sure to be laying everying! ;-)
We're watching it right now...
and IT. IS. AWESOME.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
HUH? What? wait....What?......Uhhhh........What?
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
Now my day is complete
You know, I was worried about not being able to sleep tonight….I had this sinking feeling that I was missing something profound and amazing…..now that I have seen the truth I can rest easy.
Wait, did I actually just type that?
I mixed some Stevia with my Cheerios and it separated the honey from the nuts. Amazing.
by Cannon Jacques on Feb 13, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
REC'D LIKE FUCKING CRAZY!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Ah does anyone remember back to the YAMMA weigh ins, when they expected a couple of hundred fans to show up… and no one did. I think Josh Gross labelled it as “depressing”.
Attendance
Any predictions on how many people show up for the event?
It's not just you
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
I want to see fights that really show size differences
How about Michelle Waterson vs Hong Man Choi?
Hopefully Clifton doesnt get cut sparring in the locker room and they have to bring Cabbage up from the locker room who will in turn knock Shamrock out in 14 seconds.
Is ANYONE getting video right now?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:32 PM EST reply actions
Occasionally, but no sound.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Feb 13, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
wtf
I’m exhausted, beering it up and I wanna see some TANK.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
I bet we could do a make believe play by play and it would be just about as good
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 9:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
COME THE FUCK ON!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:36 PM EST reply actions
What did you think “trainwreck MMA” meant?
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Feb 13, 2009 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Clifton is too fat to come in over the stream.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Feb 13, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
With the..
750 stream I’m getting “trying to connect” with the 350 stream I’m just getting black.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:38 PM EST reply actions
Epic failure
boooo..tons of technical issues…
AWmusic - mp3 blog on independent music..
so what happens when ken shamrock loses this fight? will he ever retire?
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 9:39 PM EST reply actions
actually there was a good article I just read (was it on here?) where he addressed why he is still fighting
Fanpost?
I rambled about it a bit here: http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2009/2/11/756997/ken-shamrock-aims-to-fight
:)
DON'T DO IT
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by Scott Christ on Feb 13, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
Hehe
My girlfriend is texting me saying she wants to see it.
Hm. Bad MMA with you guys, or bad movie with the GF…
Isn’t tomorrow Valentine’s Day? Can’t she have that day and leave me the hell alone? HAHAHA (Shhh! Don’t tell her I said that, or I’ll be in trouble…..)
Friday the 13th
is the only thing that could possibly be worse than this
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
I have a feeling...
the actual show doesn’t start until 10. I don’t figure the show would start at 9:30 but that is when the actual “stream” starts
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:42 PM EST reply actions
what’s the word on the guy that ken is fighting? any good? what’s his style?
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 9:42 PM EST reply actions
Ross "Grizzly" Clifton
Record: 6-8 (2 wins by KO, 3 by submission, 1 unknown – 4 losses by KO, 3 by submission, 1 by decision)
Record in last 5 fights – 1-4 (currently on a 3 fight losing streak)
Fun Facts: Fights with a shirt on and pants with front and rear pockets.
Aside from his second fight (2 round decision) when he loses he goes down quickly. He has one fight that has gotten out of the first round and only 2 fights have lasted over 4 minutes…the majority end in under 2 minutes. So we probably won’t see Shammy gas out and have a heart attack ala the Fujita fight.
Film Study:
Clifton (shirtless for this one) vs. Dave Huckaba – August of 2008 Warning – Contains exposed buttcrack. – What I see here: He goes down to legkicks. Looks like he wanted to go to the ground and be on top. Sloppy standup, bad gastank.
Clifton vs. Amir Rahnavardi – September of 2001 Warning – Contains exposed buttcrack…again. What I see here: He goes down to knees to the leg. His striking in this fight is awful…wide "fat guy in a bar" punches. He does go for a standing kimura Sakuraba style at one point and does actually hurt Amir at one point. So hey…way to go.
Ross takes Stevia to try and lose weight What I learned here – he is a combination of steel and blubber (his own words)
The Grizz hangs out at a farm – What I learned here – Every fight is a 50/50 chance for someone to win. I also learned that I don’t particularly like this gentleman.
ALSO…a racist
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
I screwed up the video links...
kickin ass…bein’ cool..at a farm
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently, Grizzly is undefeated in the street.
by a tommy point on Feb 13, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
In..
“i…don’t know how many fights”
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
just watched those fights. Ken better not lose to this scrub!
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Huckaba beat him by leg kicking him 3 times.
by dualdiagnosis on Feb 13, 2009 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
a feed befitting a show of this caliber
I wish Mike Goldberg was here so I could read his lips proclaiming this the most important NIGHT. in mixedmartialartshistory,joe.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
Fresno
Close to hell.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by Scott Christ on Feb 13, 2009 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Cali...
Fresno. some new arena
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
not too new
I was reading about its rich history.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by Scott Christ on Feb 13, 2009 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
Clifton could “fight” Kerr for a big sandwich. It would be great.
by jebushchrist on Feb 13, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
Blue Screen...
nice change of pace
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions
Stone cold?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
I kind of hoped YAMMA would be around for a second show.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 9:51 PM EST reply actions
one can not always understand the doings of the gods
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
You know you’re addicted to MMA when you’re disappointed WARGODS may not be streamed live. Damn. I have a problem!
No shit man
Kinda sad when we’ve had a show like 5 weeks in a row now and we’re disappointed that the stream of Ken Shamrock and Tank Abbott isn’t coming through
NATIONAL ANTHEM!
…with no sound
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:58 PM EST reply actions
is this live or Memorex
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
is Superstar Billy Graham on the mic
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by Scott Christ on Feb 13, 2009 10:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
w00t
If sound is working and the camera stops sucking, we could be ready!
I feel bad for the military members who had to hold the flag.
With my luck, it went down like this: Just home from Iraq, and now it’s time to go hold the flag at a Wargods event. I would have been like, “Send me back to the sandbox!”
Hahaha.
This really..
feels like I’m watching a show on a traded VHS tape that is a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:01 PM EST reply actions
dammit the stream sucks..
i dont know if its just my net or something but the frame rate is too low. and i dont get audio..
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
it's not your internet
The show looks like it’s a VHS tape. A fourth-gen dub at that.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by Scott Christ on Feb 13, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
I am getting sound and audio from big stream right now
by Dropkick434 on Feb 13, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
SOUND!
…oh…now the sound and video stopped
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:04 PM EST reply actions
i think i can count the people in attendance ……………..
by umphreezing on Feb 13, 2009 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
What are these dude's names?
I didn’t see either name listed on the card when they said it
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:05 PM EST reply actions
The one with the 3-1 record “needs a haircut”, if that helps.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
by Eugene Schelfaut on Feb 13, 2009 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
pretty rad zebra print bikini
This is 1987.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
They really were :)
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Feb 13, 2009 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Listed in the live blog as..
Fighter A vs. Fighter B
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:06 PM EST reply actions
750 stream is working for me.
http://vidego.multicastmedia.com/playerlive.php?s=mvf6c0c6&doResize=false
by Nick Thomas on Feb 13, 2009 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
wow it does! thanks!
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Announcers
Well, at least they’re better than Goldy… Er… hahahaha
it’s time to go grab a beer…. no sound sucks
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 10:09 PM EST reply actions
http://vidego.multicastmedia.com/playerlive.php?s=mvf6c0c6&doResize=false
refresh if you lose sound.
by Nick Thomas on Feb 13, 2009 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Looks like they called up the C team for the ring girls.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 10:10 PM EST reply actions
Ron vs. Juan I think...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:11 PM EST reply actions
sound's gone again.. but at least theyre moving well haha.
…Shamless plug.. Join noW! haha. and rec the post to keep it up longer! haha.
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
Hehe
This is good shit.
“Nothing says let’s get it on like let’s get it on.”
I’m enjoying it.
it came...then it went
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Accidental early horn. Amazing.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
Yeah, first time I have ever seen that.
by Dropkick434 on Feb 13, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
I'm waiting for the guy who thinks he's Bruce Lee and just gets a KO accidently.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Small – http://vidego.multicastmedia.com/playerlive.php?s=p146219f&doResize=false
Large – http://vidego.multicastmedia.com/playerlive.php?s=mvf6c0c6&doResize=false
hit refresh if you lose sound.
Ron Freeman vs. Juan Kessler?
I think we have names
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:14 PM EST reply actions
Unannounced fight FTW!
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Mystery Science Martial Arts 2009\
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Feb 13, 2009 10:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Hey now...
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Feb 13, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
RON KESSLER vs. DARREN FREEMAN!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:19 PM EST reply actions
I finally got the name
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
who?
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Feb 13, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
the fighters...
Ron Kessler (white guy) vs. Darren Freeman
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
I see, kinda
:P
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Feb 13, 2009 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
I think 30% of people watching this event are those who know the fighters/camp etc, and 70% are from BE cause of brent haha.
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
if no one live blogged this i doubt anyone would watch this stream..
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
One of the announcers sorta sounds like Deion Sanders.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:20 PM EST reply actions
What the fuck is that.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
by Eugene Schelfaut on Feb 13, 2009 10:21 PM EST reply actions
That was a split decision?
Is Cecil Peoples’ retarded cousin one of the judges? Or, wait, is Cecil there himself?
LOL JUDGES
Are we going to see someone get TKOd and win tonight?
is she an american gladiator? good lord
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 10:22 PM EST reply actions
Woah
Nice guns ya got there, maam…
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
Chyna is announcing
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Feb 13, 2009 10:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
lofl
rec’d
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Feb 13, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by Scott Christ on Feb 13, 2009 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
that was quick lol
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Feb 13, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
That chick has two tickets to the gun show.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:23 PM EST reply actions
You gotta watch out for the guns. They’ll get ya! …
by Nick Thomas on Feb 13, 2009 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
hehe. ;)
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
There’s more than enough trainwreck to go around.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Feb 13, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
‘More so than a guy’? Who’s this announcer?
by Derek Suboticki on Feb 13, 2009 10:25 PM EST reply actions
Karina Helena?
did I get the name right?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:25 PM EST reply actions
And Zoila Crusto?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:26 PM EST reply actions
BOOBS N BRAIDS FTW!!!!
Am I right? lol
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
why is this woman dressed like Paulie Malignaggi
She probably hits harder
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
From hereon out, i am giving nicknames for all fighters in this event:
Here we go with Trailer Tracy Vs. Girl who looks like whore from Star trek
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
lol @ warrior princess.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:27 PM EST reply actions
Jennifer Alcorn
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Nope
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Feb 13, 2009 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
she said oh she gave her back.. I thought i heard, oh she gave her a bath! hahahhaah.
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
“This is a fight for sure”
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:31 PM EST reply actions
Did anyone want to pay for this?
Wargods starting strong!
12/15/08
Wargods is eager to promote a schedule of fights for 2009. They will have six shows in Southern California as well as three events in the town of Fresno at the Selland Arena and three in Reno, Nevada.
After a co promotion with KSP, Wargods is looking to feature the Fresno events on Pay Per View.
Probably would have sold dozens
"held one hand over my breast, ounched with the other"
A true american hero.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
So Whore from star trek won round 1 10-9
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
This is some shit – this has to be better with the commentary.
by Derek Suboticki on Feb 13, 2009 10:33 PM EST reply actions
Am I watching a slomo replay or is it the stream
by Derek Suboticki on Feb 13, 2009 10:35 PM EST reply actions
hah – Heroes of Might and Magic III (don’t shit on it till you try it)
by Derek Suboticki on Feb 13, 2009 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
These commentators are fantastic. Paulie Malignaggi Girl is their favorite so imaginary head kicks are landing on the regular.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
2-0 Karina on my card
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
yeah I was thinking that too… missed some of the early round 2.
by Nick Thomas on Feb 13, 2009 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
“Headkicks are good in any sport”. I can’t wait to see that in figure skating.
by Tim Burke on Feb 13, 2009 10:37 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
LOL!
“headkicks are pretty big in any sport” direct quote
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
What if...
These two girls had 1st met on a Girls Gone Wild bus?
IT'S NOT THE FIRST ROUND
They said it TWICE
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
"End of the fight!"
“Fight of the night!”
“I think so far!”
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
white has a better overall skillset.. i think she won with good clich work and wrestling..
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
might get a hometown decision though.
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
FIght of the night!!!
There’s been two fights.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:40 PM EST reply actions
what fight are we on, I need to catch up..
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
second just ended
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by Scott Christ on Feb 13, 2009 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
and both were not advertised fights
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Well, thank God I got here in time for the good stuff.
by Derek Suboticki on Feb 13, 2009 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
...of this fight
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Same here. Karina (white top) 29-28 on my card
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
She had the third until the last minute on the ground
by dualdiagnosis on Feb 13, 2009 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
“Ladies and gentlemen let’s have a round of applause for these beautiful war goddesses!”
I can only hope he calls Tank Abbott a beautiful war god.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
whoa! that woman might be able to kick my ass
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
This is great...
because we’re all legitimately upset at the scoring of an unadvertised woman’s mma fight on the undercard of wargods
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:44 PM EST reply actions
Bullshit is bullshit, in the White House or a barn stall.
by Derek Suboticki on Feb 13, 2009 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
True, the fight is a big deal to the girl that lost. I can’t stand that kind of shit.
by dualdiagnosis on Feb 13, 2009 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
To be fair
I was laughing hysterically when the scores were announced.
by a tommy point on Feb 13, 2009 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
I think that’s the only appropriate response to everything that happens on this card. Except for Grizzly, that dude is serious.
But, yeah, white top was robbed.
by a tommy point on Feb 13, 2009 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
I bet she works out.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:44 PM EST reply actions
Afterparty at Sizzler ya’ll!!
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:45 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Hilarious.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Feb 13, 2009 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
wow… there were about 50 people there. how hard would it be to go from fighting in front of thousands and then fighting in front of hundreds
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 10:45 PM EST reply actions
Wow...getting the advertised card going with some Josh Haynes
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:46 PM EST reply actions
...I know
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Complimenting Brent
Well, there‘s a mistake I’ll never make again.
by Derek Suboticki on Feb 13, 2009 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
I don’t think so, he lost to Bisping in the final of Season 3. I think you’re thinking of the dude who fought Solomon that year.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 10:49 PM EST reply actions
Rafael Real...
0-3 in 2008 fighting a total of just over 2 minutes
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:49 PM EST reply actions
My sound keeps going out. =/
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
Does the advertised card even exist?
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 10:50 PM EST reply actions
Sounds like he said “Extreme Curture”
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:50 PM EST reply actions
Jeremy Horn is on a win streak?
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:52 PM EST reply actions
This guy comes from the BJ Penn school of conditioning.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 10:52 PM EST reply actions
One of the annoucers called it a “Gill-o-tine”
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:53 PM EST reply actions
No flash photography! Don’t upset the fighters!
by Derek Suboticki on Feb 13, 2009 10:54 PM EST reply actions
This might classify as fighter bashing, and I’m sorry, but I got something to say to Josh – MOOOOOO! Don’t worry, he understands what I mean.
So are all these fights 3 minute rounds?
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:54 PM EST reply actions
“It’s not a cagefight until we see blood.” The way these fights are going, don’t get your hopes uo.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 10:55 PM EST reply actions
Much more likely to see ketchup with these well conditioned athletes
by ufc4 on Feb 13, 2009 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
“I need some blood”
Roid Rage?
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
It's long overdue.
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
maybe she can't menstruate?
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
let's hope
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by Scott Christ on Feb 13, 2009 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Jack Daniels and I put in substantial hours.
by Derek Suboticki on Feb 13, 2009 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
YEY FOR TALKING SHIT ON BOOBIRDS
’I’d like to see anyone from the crowd get up there’
by Derek Suboticki on Feb 13, 2009 10:57 PM EST reply actions
at least drunk guys will hit each other
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by Scott Christ on Feb 13, 2009 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or get KTFO by anyone who’s been in an MMA gym for six weeks.
by Derek Suboticki on Feb 13, 2009 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
well no shit
But you can’t argue that this isn’t really dull.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by Scott Christ on Feb 13, 2009 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
I love this
They’re dumping on Del Real like it was some other promotion that booked this fuckin dude
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
does anyone else think josh sounds a little like tito?
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 10:58 PM EST reply actions
Thank God this isn’t 5 minute rounds.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 11:00 PM EST reply actions
Haynes would do well to throw a punch.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 11:00 PM EST reply actions
Man, at least train wrecks are interesting.
by Derek Suboticki on Feb 13, 2009 11:02 PM EST reply actions
“With fights like this you don’t get invited back.”
So it’s not OK for the crowd to boo but it’s OK for them to shit on the fight. Whate’er.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
Booing is different. Don’t boo during an MMA fight.
by Derek Suboticki on Feb 13, 2009 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Bullshit...
someone is running away…you boo. Like if they are ACTIVELY running away and avoiding contact…
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
I boo bad plays in football. I boo lame boxing. I’m booing lame MMA. Del Real didn’t fight.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by Scott Christ on Feb 13, 2009 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Rafeal wins via fancy footwork.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 11:02 PM EST reply actions
these guys truly are the renegades of funk
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
lol I wish I saw that.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Its been fun but I am taking my son to the gym...later
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
judge 3 has a fucking brain in his fucking head
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
HAHAHA “that was ridiculous, and horrible.”
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 11:05 PM EST reply actions
The birthplace of the UFC Heavyweight Champion.
by Derek Suboticki on Feb 13, 2009 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
These announcers aren’t that terrible (or concerned with keeping their jobs, apparently)
by Derek Suboticki on Feb 13, 2009 11:08 PM EST reply actions
The only thing getting massacred are the judges score cards.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 11:08 PM EST reply actions
BOOK IT!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 11:08 PM EST reply actions
I’m loving wardogs. I would buy a PPV.
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
10-20 Dollar one.
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
josh just got more camera time right there then he did in the ufc!
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 11:09 PM EST reply actions
Heaven Forbid!
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Feb 13, 2009 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
It's because your internet stream can't handle the awesomeness
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
This is the best trainwreck…of the night.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
Looks like we’ll be skipping the first two listed fights… no wonder they were able to get the Tank fight back on.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 11:10 PM EST reply actions
I'd like a hot dog eating contest.
Where the ring girls are the competitors.
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
by IHateMMA on Feb 13, 2009 11:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is anyone else hearing this home-made rap entrance music?
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 11:11 PM EST reply actions
oh man.. wow i should just shut up.. it sounded really bad before, i swear.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
doesn't sound much better now
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by Scott Christ on Feb 13, 2009 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
thats linkin park.
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
wait i missed the running away and the decision.. what did the commentators say after 1 judge gave it to the runner?
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
josh thompson said it was the worst judging he had ever seen
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
well at least that means its not the whole promotion thats cooking this up..
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
from my liveblog
This is the most “talent loaded” fight on the card. Bowman lost to Josh Thompson in slightly over a minute last last September and de Jesus is 6-0.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 11:13 PM EST reply actions
Watching this shitty stream and these shitty ring girls brings back memories of Rio Heroes. Oh how I miss Rio Heroes.
Rio Heroes GWWWAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Back to control room.
Guy looks like Shawne Merriman
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
I don't see any syringes hanging from his buttocks.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Peanut butter and gastrointestinal issues
by Derek Suboticki on Feb 13, 2009 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
wow Josh Thompson is the best figher in the world, apparently.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 11:17 PM EST reply actions
haha josh was zoned out there, i bet.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 11:18 PM EST reply actions
Karina Hallinan
Zoila Frausto
Myspace page: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=226003453
That ring girl just gave the fighters herpes.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 11:20 PM EST reply actions
im gonna go eat.. hopefully i still catch tank and ken later.. see you guys.
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
sure thing.. ill email it to ya. :)
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
I hate that sheman.
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
Ha!
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Feb 13, 2009 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Any bets on...
another split decision?
Can anyone remember a card with 4 split decisions total? Let alone 4 in a row?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 11:28 PM EST reply actions
UFC 94…
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Feb 13, 2009 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
See...you have to go back a long way...
….dammit
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
59-44 for Ashe.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
LOL
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
That crowd reminds me of the bar in the first Star Wars movie.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 11:29 PM EST reply actions
I can’t stand to look at chyna
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by Scott Christ on Feb 13, 2009 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Wish I had them..
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
More judges scorecards getting massacred.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 11:31 PM EST reply actions
They’re wards of the state.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Feb 13, 2009 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
LOL classic
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Someone just yelled...
“show yer tits”
Amazing…amazing
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 11:33 PM EST reply actions
Yaaaaaaay!
More fighters telling everyone how sorry they are! These segments really make the show complete.
TRAAAAIIINNNNNN WRRREEEEECCCCKKKKKKK
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 11:34 PM EST reply actions
OMG they're Edge and Christian
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
Same here.
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
125 pounds? is it possible to be a man and weigh that little? why are they trying so hard to promote their next fights…. come on! be professional
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 11:37 PM EST reply actions
This is god damn amazing...
I have no clue what is going on…the crowd doesn’t god damn care. This is fucking god damn amazing. Wow…wowowowowowowowow
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 11:37 PM EST reply actions
of course my screen freezes when the crack whores come in the ring.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 11:37 PM EST reply actions
this shit has careened into the wall
LOVE IT
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
Are they letting randoms into the ring to get a few minutes on the mic?
by Adam Morgan on Feb 13, 2009 11:38 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
aggagghahahhahhahah
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
this rules
It’s bad indy wrestling. Promos, promos, promos.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
He was the 3rd member of Harlem Heat.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 11:40 PM EST reply actions
Someone will win the raffle..
via split decision.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 11:40 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
They are broadcasting. a. raffle.
Motherfucker who’s gonna play bingo
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
that snowboard...
they’re in motherfucking Fresno…giving away a snowboard
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
NEWS FLASH!
THERE IS A REPORT THAT KEN JUST GOT HURT WHILE WARMING UP IN THE BACK ROOM
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 11:41 PM EST reply actions
JUST KIDDING….. HE HAS PROBABLY LEFT THE BUILDING BECAUSE HE WAS JUST REMINDED THAT HE USE TO ACTUALLY FIGHT FOR A GOOD ORGANIZATION.
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
A quick 15 minute break guys.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 11:42 PM EST reply actions
After the hour long grope session
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
holy shit it's "Boats & Hos"!
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
MARKETING!!!!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
“Conquer Cyberspace!” SB Nation take notice.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 11:42 PM EST reply actions
In all seriousness
That may have just been the most important 20 minutes of broadcast entertainment of all times.
this started off dull
and has gone OFF THE FUCKIN CHAIN
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
This..
YAMMA never faded into a stream of fighters who look perfectly fine but had their fights cancelled yelling at eachother and challenging sexy posedowns.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
if only it took place in the YAMMA. That would make my life complete. Thank you, thank you Mr. Brookhouse.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Anybody else notice “embroidery” amongst that last company’s skills?
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 11:43 PM EST reply actions
I’m buying the wardogs DVD
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
For the post fight interviews.
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
Way to spend those advertising dollars, Blare Media
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 11:44 PM EST reply actions
TO Long Going out
I thought it would be a fun night of fights but instead it has taken almost 2 hours to have 3 fights. The fight were 3 rounds that sucks. I don’t care what happens. Just my 2 cents peace.
peace!
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by Scott Christ on Feb 13, 2009 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
THEY JUST HAD 20 MINUTES OF TALKING AND THEN AN INTERMISSION….. WTF!
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 11:46 PM EST reply actions
I enjoyed those 20 minutes
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
chain of interviews -> intermission
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
He would have fought in every fight.
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
How come...
none of the fighters who “pulled out due to injury” looked injured? No limps or nothing!
"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"
by RearNakedChoker on Feb 13, 2009 11:48 PM EST reply actions
I think I just heard crickets chirping.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 11:49 PM EST reply actions
It's in Fresno
so it’s a possibility.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK YEAH
PARADISE CITY
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
I hear Techno music. They should have Techno Viking make an appearance. I guess Keith Jardine is too L337 for WarGods.
everything is too 1337 for wargods.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah...
because I bet this is better in HD
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
I’m just imagining all other crazy things that could happen now..
Man junk measure off?
Thumbwrestling competition involving the lazy beast and the sheman.
chess match.
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
Does anyone know....
What ticket prices were like for this event?
"The path to enlightenment is through suffering"
by RearNakedChoker on Feb 13, 2009 11:52 PM EST reply actions
Cheapest tickets were
$30. Ringside tables were $350
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
and no...
i’m not making that up. I checked on ticketmaster earlier just to know
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
this
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
Grizzly is undefeated in the street, sir.
by a tommy point on Feb 13, 2009 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
Shamrock and Tank's fights will not go the distance...I can promise that...
if they do there will be heartatacks involved. Ross Clifton can not go 3 full rounds
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
Ross Clifton can not go 3 full rounds
Except when it’s a buffet.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Feb 13, 2009 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
What if this turns out to be an onslaught? Then what?
by a tommy point on Feb 13, 2009 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
how many fights are left? this is nuts!
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 11:53 PM EST reply actions
I think 5 or 6
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
lol they are probably smoking a J right now and watching this crap
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
becuase the show has already fallen apart
by umphreezing on Feb 13, 2009 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
If we were only so lucky.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 11:55 PM EST up reply actions