WARGODS Live Results And Commentary
by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 14, 2009 1:50 AM EST
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The night has arrived! Wargods!
In case you didn't already see Tank Abbott vs. Mike Bourke is BACK ON!
I'm going to do my best to not be too funny and ironic with my coverage of this show but after spending a few days getting myself excited to live blog this event I'm ready to watch some Car Crash MMA.
Fight Card:
Ken Shamrock vs. Ross Clifton
David Abbott vs. Mike Bourke
Josh Haynes vs. Rafael Real
Kyacey Uscola vs. BJ Lacy
Mike Moreno vs. Gary Padilla
Buddy Roberts vs. Wesley “Cabbage” Correira
Isaac de Jesus vs. Ashe Bowman
Rick Reeves vs. Nathan James
Jennifer Tate vs. Jen Babcock
Obviously the Warpath fight and the Tonya Evinger fight both didn't make the card because most AC's aren't crazy about throwing a fight on a card after a weigh-in takes place.
The show starts at 9:30pm on the East Coast...so come on in and comment on events as they unfold. It's guaranteed to be interesting.
Update: There is picture and no sound on the 350 kbps and no connection on the 700 kbps stream. I'm assuming the actual show will begin at 10:00pm
Fighter A (Ron) vs. Fighter B (Juan) - Up first. Bad audio (now no audio) caused me to miss the names. Round 1 - Fighter B with a Thai clinch and some sharp uppercuts and knees to the body. Fighter B puts him against the cage where they trade punches. Juan looks to have won by control I guess 10-9. This is 3, 3 minute rounds. Round 2 - More of the same...Ron can't get away from Juan's clinch. Now Ron tries for a takedown that he can't finish. They're separated by the ref and are standing up now. Right hand lands by Ron and then a combination and he pushes Juan to the cage and the round ends. I guess Juan won again 10-9. Round 3 - I think this is Juan Freeman vs. Ron Kessler. So I guess technically I have Ron Kessler up 20-18...so ignore my previous rounds commentary. I swear this will get better once we're back on the actual card and not the last minute addittions. Ron is on top now on the ground and Freeman looks like he is happy to sit on his back with an open guard eating punches. The camera man didn't follow the action and I looked back and they're standing again. Ron is exhausted and Freeman is teeing off a bit. The horn sounds and DARREN Freeman won that round 10-9. So I have it Ron Kessler 29 - Darren Freeman 28. Official Scorecards - 30-27 Freeman, 30-27 Kessler, 29-28 Ron Kessler. Ron Kessler wins by split decision.
Karina Helena vs. Zoila Crusto - These names could totally be wrong...there are no graphics and these weren't advertised fights. Round 1 - Zoila with some nice kicks and Karina gets the takedown. Elbow from Karina and Zoila stands up. Leg kick from Zoila now. Push kicks from Zoila and now Karina lands a sharp right and Zoila has to shoot. Karina takes her back quickly. Zoila turns and now Karina is landing punches and elbows. Upkicks to the...chest by Zoila and the round ends. Karina stole the round 10-9 on my card. Round 2 - Right hand from Karina and another right. Zoila keeps trying the innefective push kicks and is eating punches but the announcers are all over Zoila as having great stand-up. Leg kick works better than anything else for Zoila. Karina with a wizzer and they're in a clinchy nee thing. Now Zoila pulls half guard. Back to standing and a nice body/head combo from Karina and Zoila with a knee to the body. I'd give that round to Karina also 10-9 putting her up 20-18. Round 3 - Zoila with a good body kick but she needs to do more than push kicks to win the fight. Karina is landing punches in the clinch and all Zoila has is push and body kicks from distance. Elbow now from Zoila. Karina takes Zoila's back but Zoila is able to kind of turn and has a headlock where she lands a few punches and now ends up on top. Some punches from the top for Zoila now. Karina is looking for an armbar or triangle with a nice high guard. Knee to the butt from Zoila now. Knee bar attempt from Karina as the round ends. The announcers crown it "fight of the night so far"...considering it's only the second fight that's quite the accomplishment. My card is 29-28 for Karina Helena. Official Scorecards: 29-28 Helena, 29-28 Zoila, 29-28 Zoila. Hometown cooking right there. Zoila Lastname wins by split decision.
Josh Haynes vs. Rafael Real - Josh being a TUF vet I'm shocked they're kicking off the "advertised undercard" with him. But here it comes! Round 1 - Jabs from Haynes and a right hand that misses. Low kick from Real. It's a low kick and run strategy so far from Real. Real has now fought longer than he did in all three of this fights in 2008. Flurry of strikes from Haynes and now he grabs a guillotine but Rafael pops his head out. Now an armbar attempt but Real is stacking up nicely. He gets out and is in side control landing strikes. The round ends as Real was going for an armbar. 10-9 round for Haynes. Round 2 - Low kick from Real and he runs again. One two is blocked for Haynes. First boos of the night. Four punch flurry from Haynes (the "AAAHHH! HERE I COME" type of flurry) Now Real gets the takedown. Haynes stands back up and we're back to the circling strategy. Real is winning the round via "hopaway." Oh wait, now Haynes lands some punches. the commentary is being real rough on real who is just awful and it isn't like it was a secret. They clinch up and as they separate Real ACTUALLY runs away. 10-9 Haynes. Round 3 - Real is looking to get to a decision. A victory of the moral variety if you will. Haynes is sick of Rafael running away. When you are employing the "RUN AWAY!!!!" strategy against a guy who is 11-10 it's time to hang up the gloves killer. There is no action to call. Every now and then Haynes engages and Real runs away. There is your round. Haynes engages and Real lands a punch that threw Josh off but ran away rather than try to capitalize. Real runs away again to end the fight. RESPECT! HONOR! THIS IS MMA! 10-9 Haynes. Official scorecards - 29-28 Haynes, 29-28 Del Real!, 30-27 Haynes. Josh Haynes wins by split decision. Someone actually gave Real the nod!
Kyacey Uscola Gets in the ring and explains that BJ Lacy backed out of his fight and challenges Haynes for next show for...um...a title? BOOK IT!
Isaac de Jesus vs. Ashe Bowman - This is the most "talent loaded" fight on the card. Bowman lost to Josh Thompson in slightly over a minute last last September and de Jesus is 6-0. Round 1 - de Jesus is quick but he slips after a Bowman strike. Against the cage now and Bowman is working knees to the body. They separate and de Jesus is throwing home run strikes. Right hand lands for Ashe and now a flurry of knees from the clinch and a right hook. Big punch looked like it missed but Bowman was stunned and went down. Bowman won the round 10-9 even with the knockdown. Round 2 - de Jesus looks pumped to get going but he isn't flying in with strikes. Body kick from IdJ. Sloppy right hand lands to the side of Bowman's head and he goes down. Armbar almost finishes it for Bowman now but dJ gets out. Guillotine is pulled by de Jesus but he can't finish. 10-9 round for de Jesus. Round 3 - Circling here as both guys look a little tired. Right hand from Bowman now. Punch from Bowman misses and a punch from de Jesus misses...so they high five. Flurry of punches from Bowman as the round ends. 10-9 Bowman gives him the fight 29-28 on my card. I bet it's a split decision again. Official scorecards: 30-27 across the board. Isaac de Jesus wins by unanimous decision. These judges are on drugs...adult drugs.
Tonya Evinger just actually challenged her original opponent to a sexy posedown. The crowd boos so Tonya screams at the crowd and wants to "make a fight with all those haters." This is A.M.A.Z.I.N.G.
David Espanosa is now out to say that his fight was ALSO canceled. That's 4 fights they've talked about being cancelled so far. Now BJ Lacy is out challenging ANYONE...even though his fight with Uscola was cancelled already for some reason. This is the worst thing I've ever seen. They're now broadcasting a raffle.
Rick Reeves vs. Nathan James - Rundownloser nailed it here "This Guy vs. That Guy" Round 1 - James has him against the cage and is looking for a takedown but Reeves is defending. Punch to the thigh now. Now Reeves pushes him against the cage. Here come the boos...that didn't take long. They split and Reeves lands a few punches and they're down and Reeves goes for and armbar now into a triangle but the round ends. I think that round was 2 minutes 12 seconds. 10-9 Reeves. Round 2 - James with the takedown. Falls into a triangle again and this time Reeves should have the time to finish but he doesn't have it locked in correctly at all. Not a whole lot here. Reeves going for the triangle from the wrong position and now the round ends. 10-9 for Reeves again. Round 3 - Jones looking for a guillotine early. They're just pushed against the cage throwing occasional knees. Jones is pulling on the neck now but I don't think he can finish the choke. Takedown by Reeves. Now Reeves has James' back...and sinks the choke. James taps and it is over. Rick Reeves wins by submission (rear naked choke), round 3.
Tank Abbott vs. Mike Bourke - Here we go! YEEEEEAAAAH! Round 1 - They clinch up after Tank decides not to punch. Body punch, right hand behind the head and Bourke is out. Another right hand to the back of the head as Bourke is on the ground. Should be a DQ but I figure they give it to Tank to prevent a riot. Tank Abbott by KO, Round 1.
Mike Moreno vs. Gary Padilla - Round 1- Right hand from Padilla lands followed by a takedown. Nice takedown again by Padilla as Moreno tries to stand back up. A few punches and Moreno gets up and takes Padilla's back standing. Takedown to full mount and Moreno has his back now. This has been a slick little fight so far. Back to standing they go. Moreno is working knees to the body from the clinch. Padilla looks a bit tired and labored in his movement. Left elbow lands for Moreno and they jaw as the round ends. Good round. 10-9 Moreno. Round 2 - Back to the clinch they go and then back to distance. Right hand for Padilla as he responds to the knee from Moreno. Moreno is starting to pick him apart with quick strikes as Padilla is throwing gassed hail mary right hands. Low kick puts Padilla down for a second. Padilla asks for a timeout as he was either poked in the eye or kicked in the groin (yeah...those should be easy to tell apart but I couldn't tell). They're going back at it now and Moreno lands a punch but Padilla claims he was poked again. No one in the cage knows what is going on. The round ends, the crowd boos and I gave it to Moreno 10-9 again. Round 3 - They're brawling a little here but Moreno is much crisper with his strikes. Right hand now by Moreno and Padilla doesn't look like he has a legitimate answer at this point. Throw by Padilla but nothing comes of it. Padilla looks for the double leg and actually gets it. Back to standing and Moreno hits a knee. Takedown again by Padilla but it doesn't last more than two seconds. 10-9 Moreno and I gave him the fight 30-27. Official Scorecards: 30-27 across the board for Mike Moreno. Mike Moreno wins by unanimous decision.
Ken Shamrock vs. Ross Clifton - Round 1 - Clifton is running forward throwing Right HAND BY SHAMROCK AND CLIFTON IS DOWN! Side control for Ken now and he's eating some elbows. Armbar and Clifton taps. Ken Shamrock wins by submission (armbar), round 1. Clifton shoves him because he is a big dumb hillbilly racist. But whatever...You just got demolished by Ken Shamrock...so yeah.
Shamrock calls out Tank and says he'll end his career. This was an amazing show everyone and thanks for joining me here for the show. I'm pretty sure this was a record number of comments for a BloodyElbow thread. Thank you again!
-- photos via Sherdog.com
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w00t
Can’t wait for the train wreck to begin! :D
WAR OLD SHAMROCK!
by Randomus on Feb 13, 2009 8:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Tis rather funny in a way. Old Shamrock really hasn’t evolved much and that’s why he has been left behind. But if Old Shamrock were to have faced someone like Clifton back in the mid to late 90s it would only have improved his legacy. While now, a fight like this just tarnishes it no matter what.
by SamCupitt on Feb 13, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I hope this event isn’t being held in Quebec, if it is UFC 97 is gonna be cancelled for sure.
by ufc4 on Feb 13, 2009 8:40 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Further proof that Brent Brookhouse loves to live blog. I, for one, am grateful. If my less than stellar internet connection can keep up, I may try to check some of this wreck out.
by Cannon Jacques on Feb 13, 2009 8:45 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I don’t like the red mat and I don’t have a full shot of the cage.
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
by Warhand on Feb 13, 2009 8:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Carnage
Maybe the mat is red to help subdue all the blood and body bits that are sure to be laying everying! ;-)
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
T Minus 38 minutes.
What would you put the odds at for both Tank AND Shammy to actually fight tonight? 50-50? about same as both winning….
by BJPwned on Feb 13, 2009 8:53 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Alrighty, I’ve got Tank by Glen Turner leg lock and Shamrock via pity. What aboot you peoople?
by SamCupitt on Feb 13, 2009 8:56 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Special night. ... just pulled out the Crown Royal to help me get thru this car crash mma.
by BJPwned on Feb 13, 2009 8:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
I am going to pull out some Johnny Walker Black here in a few
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Is Shamrock allowed to use his opponent’s shirt to choke him?
by ilostmydog on Feb 13, 2009 8:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
to choke himself?
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
by Warhand on Feb 13, 2009 8:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
my stream has gone black
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
by Warhand on Feb 13, 2009 8:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
We're watching it right now...
and IT. IS. AWESOME.
Contributing Editor - BloodyElbow.com - SBNation's mixed martial arts headquarters.
by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
HUH? What? wait....What?......Uhhhh........What?
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
by Warhand on Feb 13, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ok methamphetamine use has short and long term consequences.
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
by Warhand on Feb 13, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Now my day is complete
You know, I was worried about not being able to sleep tonight….I had this sinking feeling that I was missing something profound and amazing…..now that I have seen the truth I can rest easy.
Wait, did I actually just type that?
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I mixed some Stevia with my Cheerios and it separated the honey from the nuts. Amazing.
by Cannon Jacques on Feb 13, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
REC'D LIKE FUCKING CRAZY!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
"Outside the mainstream"
And understatement of the year goes to…..
by ufc4 on Feb 13, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah does anyone remember back to the YAMMA weigh ins, when they expected a couple of hundred fans to show up… and no one did. I think Josh Gross labelled it as “depressing”.
by SamCupitt on Feb 13, 2009 9:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
According to Josh Gross on Beatdown, YAMMA was expecting ~1000 people to show up at the weigh ins but no one did other than the press and the camps of the fighters. He called the whole thing depressing.
by Nick Thomas on Feb 13, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
There be the quote I remember. Thanks.
by SamCupitt on Feb 13, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Attendance
Any predictions on how many people show up for the event?
by Randomus on Feb 13, 2009 9:17 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
43… I just “Price is Right douchebag”ed you.
by SamCupitt on Feb 13, 2009 9:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This is going to be amazing.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 9:18 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I feel like I’m 16 again and am heading out behind the school to watch a fight….half expecting a teacher or the cops to come in and stop it from actually going down. Why do I get this funny feeling that something like that is even gonna happen here?
by BJPwned on Feb 13, 2009 9:21 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
It's not just you
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
no sound no picture
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
by Warhand on Feb 13, 2009 9:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The over/under on the Shamrock fight should be about 45 sec.
by dualdiagnosis on Feb 13, 2009 9:24 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I want to see fights that really show size differences
How about Michelle Waterson vs Hong Man Choi?
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 9:26 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Sherdog’s streams have been consistently bad. They suck worse than Pro Elite.
by smoogy on Feb 13, 2009 9:26 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully Clifton doesnt get cut sparring in the locker room and they have to bring Cabbage up from the locker room who will in turn knock Shamrock out in 14 seconds.
by SamCupitt on Feb 13, 2009 9:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I bet they are going to have a really good ring announcer
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 9:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Probably Vernon White. He’s everywhere.
by SamCupitt on Feb 13, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
NO STREAM….comeon, my buzz is hitting good!
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 9:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Is ANYONE getting video right now?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Occasionally, but no sound.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Feb 13, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
just saw a commercial, then back to black
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 9:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
wtf
I’m exhausted, beering it up and I wanna see some TANK.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 9:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I bet we could do a make believe play by play and it would be just about as good
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 9:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
COME THE FUCK ON!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
What did you think “trainwreck MMA” meant?
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Feb 13, 2009 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m about tired of seeing the same commercial repeated over and over
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Clifton is too fat to come in over the stream.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Feb 13, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody else getting a black screen?
by umphreezing on Feb 13, 2009 9:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
This is what we get
when we expect to see a crappy event…
AWmusic - mp3 blog on independent music..
by achengy on Feb 13, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
If I see one more soundless StaphAseptic commercial…
by Cannon Jacques on Feb 13, 2009 9:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
LOL, I really do think that it’s stevia in disguise
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
it just says trying to connect on mine
by baldspot23 on Feb 13, 2009 9:38 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
With the..
750 stream I’m getting “trying to connect” with the 350 stream I’m just getting black.
Contributing Editor - BloodyElbow.com - SBNation's mixed martial arts headquarters.
by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:38 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Can we have a car wreck without the cars?
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
by Warhand on Feb 13, 2009 9:38 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I’m getting video, but no audio.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Feb 13, 2009 9:38 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I've got a picture.
No audio yet, though.
by a tommy point on Feb 13, 2009 9:38 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Bring on the sound! I want to hear some of these fools try and hype up their fights that we’re all morbidly curious to watch!
I don’t think I’m drunk and/or high enough for this event. LOL
by Randomus on Feb 13, 2009 9:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Epic failure
boooo..tons of technical issues…
AWmusic - mp3 blog on independent music..
by achengy on Feb 13, 2009 9:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
depending on whos announcing and commentating, i might not mind the no sound
by umphreezing on Feb 13, 2009 9:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Small feed has video currently but no sound.
by Riney on Feb 13, 2009 9:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
so what happens when ken shamrock loses this fight? will he ever retire?
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 9:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
actually there was a good article I just read (was it on here?) where he addressed why he is still fighting
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Fanpost?
I rambled about it a bit here: http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2009/2/11/756997/ken-shamrock-aims-to-fight
:)
by Randomus on Feb 13, 2009 9:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
if this dont start soon here…im going to friday the 13th
by baldspot23 on Feb 13, 2009 9:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
DON'T DO IT
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hehe
My girlfriend is texting me saying she wants to see it.
Hm. Bad MMA with you guys, or bad movie with the GF…
Isn’t tomorrow Valentine’s Day? Can’t she have that day and leave me the hell alone? HAHAHA (Shhh! Don’t tell her I said that, or I’ll be in trouble…..)
by Randomus on Feb 13, 2009 9:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah man, u should definitely get to do what u want tonight, god knows you wont tomorrow
by ufc4 on Feb 13, 2009 9:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Friday the 13th
is the only thing that could possibly be worse than this
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
How about mma-tv? Can’t check right now, I’m on my Mac.
by dualdiagnosis on Feb 13, 2009 9:40 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I have a feeling...
the actual show doesn’t start until 10. I don’t figure the show would start at 9:30 but that is when the actual “stream” starts
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:42 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
That Ross Cliffton, he is a beacon of physical perfection
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 9:42 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
after two dozen streams that sherdog has done and youd think they get it right by now
by baldspot23 on Feb 13, 2009 9:42 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
what’s the word on the guy that ken is fighting? any good? what’s his style?
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 9:42 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Ross "Grizzly" Clifton
Record: 6-8 (2 wins by KO, 3 by submission, 1 unknown – 4 losses by KO, 3 by submission, 1 by decision)
Record in last 5 fights – 1-4 (currently on a 3 fight losing streak)
Fun Facts: Fights with a shirt on and pants with front and rear pockets.
Aside from his second fight (2 round decision) when he loses he goes down quickly. He has one fight that has gotten out of the first round and only 2 fights have lasted over 4 minutes…the majority end in under 2 minutes. So we probably won’t see Shammy gas out and have a heart attack ala the Fujita fight.
Film Study:
Clifton (shirtless for this one) vs. Dave Huckaba – August of 2008 Warning – Contains exposed buttcrack. – What I see here: He goes down to legkicks. Looks like he wanted to go to the ground and be on top. Sloppy standup, bad gastank.
Clifton vs. Amir Rahnavardi – September of 2001 Warning – Contains exposed buttcrack…again. What I see here: He goes down to knees to the leg. His striking in this fight is awful…wide "fat guy in a bar" punches. He does go for a standing kimura Sakuraba style at one point and does actually hurt Amir at one point. So hey…way to go.
Ross takes Stevia to try and lose weight What I learned here – he is a combination of steel and blubber (his own words)
The Grizz hangs out at a farm – What I learned here – Every fight is a 50/50 chance for someone to win. I also learned that I don’t particularly like this gentleman.
ALSO…a racist
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I screwed up the video links...
kickin ass…bein’ cool..at a farm
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently, Grizzly is undefeated in the street.
by a tommy point on Feb 13, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
In..
“i…don’t know how many fights”
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
just watched those fights. Ken better not lose to this scrub!
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Huckaba beat him by leg kicking him 3 times.
by dualdiagnosis on Feb 13, 2009 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, I could be looking up porn right now
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 9:45 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I got a frozen picture of shamrock
by umphreezing on Feb 13, 2009 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m just getting a photo of Shamrock :\
by mythbuster on Feb 13, 2009 9:46 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
oooh
Now I have a commercial for some media company
by mythbuster on Feb 13, 2009 9:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha this feed is amazing.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 9:46 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
a feed befitting a show of this caliber
I wish Mike Goldberg was here so I could read his lips proclaiming this the most important NIGHT. in mixedmartialartshistory,joe.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 9:47 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hey Brent
So where is this thing being held
by ufc4 on Feb 13, 2009 9:47 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Fresno
Close to hell.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Cali...
Fresno. some new arena
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
not too new
I was reading about its rich history.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I figured it had to be somewhere in Cali, either that or on Tank’s back.
by ufc4 on Feb 13, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Clifton could “fight” Kerr for a big sandwich. It would be great.
by jebushchrist on Feb 13, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Blue Screen...
nice change of pace
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
They must be runnin’ on windows :P
by mythbuster on Feb 13, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Stone cold?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I kind of hoped YAMMA would be around for a second show.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 9:51 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the next wargods can show kurt angle in his MMA debut
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 9:51 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
one can not always understand the doings of the gods
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I want train wreck MMA, not train work tech support.
by Dropkick434 on Feb 13, 2009 9:53 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
You know you’re addicted to MMA when you’re disappointed WARGODS may not be streamed live. Damn. I have a problem!
by cmsove on Feb 13, 2009 9:53 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
No shit man
Kinda sad when we’ve had a show like 5 weeks in a row now and we’re disappointed that the stream of Ken Shamrock and Tank Abbott isn’t coming through
by ufc4 on Feb 13, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
News Flash!
Ken Shamrock accuses Ross Clifton of greasing, turns out it’s just fried chicken grease
by ufc4 on Feb 13, 2009 9:56 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Picture back in time for the national anthem
by Dropkick434 on Feb 13, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Urijah is annoyed by the blue screen.
by Cannon Jacques on Feb 13, 2009 9:58 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
NATIONAL ANTHEM!
…with no sound
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 9:58 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I got video.....some chick singing national anthem. no audio
by BJPwned on Feb 13, 2009 9:58 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
is this live or Memorex
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 9:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
is Superstar Billy Graham on the mic
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 10:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
w00t
If sound is working and the camera stops sucking, we could be ready!
I feel bad for the military members who had to hold the flag.
With my luck, it went down like this: Just home from Iraq, and now it’s time to go hold the flag at a Wargods event. I would have been like, “Send me back to the sandbox!”
Hahaha.
by Randomus on Feb 13, 2009 10:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
This really..
feels like I’m watching a show on a traded VHS tape that is a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Did you make a copy? Cuz if you made a copy we can just watch the copy”
Anybody know what movie that is?
by ufc4 on Feb 13, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The lighting is horrible.
Yaaaaaay!
by a tommy point on Feb 13, 2009 10:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
dammit the stream sucks..
i dont know if its just my net or something but the frame rate is too low. and i dont get audio..
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 10:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
it's not your internet
The show looks like it’s a VHS tape. A fourth-gen dub at that.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The only thing that could make this better is if the ring announcer was Billy Myers.
by jebushchrist on Feb 13, 2009 10:02 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
at least the stream is working for the first fight…no sound still
by Reaser on Feb 13, 2009 10:03 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I am getting sound and audio from big stream right now
by Dropkick434 on Feb 13, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
SOUND!
…oh…now the sound and video stopped
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:04 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
i expect this to be one of the best shows they have…(finally got sound!!)
by Reaser on Feb 13, 2009 10:04 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Ring girl cans have saved the show.
by Beer Monster on Feb 13, 2009 10:04 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
i think i can count the people in attendance ……………..
by umphreezing on Feb 13, 2009 10:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
What are these dude's names?
I didn’t see either name listed on the card when they said it
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:05 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
not sure, alll I know is the first guy is out of the Lion’s Den
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 10:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The one with the 3-1 record “needs a haircut”, if that helps.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
by Eugene Schelfaut on Feb 13, 2009 10:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Umm, the small guy is Ken Shamrock and the big guy is Tank Abbott ;-)
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 10:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yup, these are the last-minute fighters, apparently. Go CSAC.
by Beer Monster on Feb 13, 2009 10:05 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
pretty rad zebra print bikini
This is 1987.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 10:05 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
They really were :)
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Feb 13, 2009 10:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Are they really analyzing the haircut remark? Good god.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Feb 13, 2009 10:06 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
if your sound cuts out try to refresh the feed.
by Dropkick434 on Feb 13, 2009 10:06 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
refresh or hit pause/play, it resets
by dualdiagnosis on Feb 13, 2009 10:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Listed in the live blog as..
Fighter A vs. Fighter B
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:06 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
probably better than black guy vs white guy
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 10:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
a jam packed house
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 10:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
no sound for me……. anyone else?
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 10:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
750 stream is working for me.
http://vidego.multicastmedia.com/playerlive.php?s=mvf6c0c6&doResize=false
by Nick Thomas on Feb 13, 2009 10:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
wow it does! thanks!
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I got 2 secs of sound and movement! ha ha!
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 10:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
whos the chic commentating? tonya evenger
by baldspot23 on Feb 13, 2009 10:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Announcers
Well, at least they’re better than Goldy… Er… hahahaha
by Randomus on Feb 13, 2009 10:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
3 minute rounds? Is this an amateur fight?
by Beer Monster on Feb 13, 2009 10:09 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
it’s time to go grab a beer…. no sound sucks
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 10:09 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
http://vidego.multicastmedia.com/playerlive.php?s=mvf6c0c6&doResize=false
refresh if you lose sound.
by Nick Thomas on Feb 13, 2009 10:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
sound n streams looking better….. for now
by umphreezing on Feb 13, 2009 10:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
they had to set the precident with 3 minute rounds for clifton….he can’t fight for 5 mins straight
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 10:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
The one in the camo...
…was stuck in a one-armed MT clinch. For 2 minutes and 45 seconds.
by a tommy point on Feb 13, 2009 10:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Looks like they called up the C team for the ring girls.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 10:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Ron vs. Juan I think...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
sound's gone again.. but at least theyre moving well haha.
…Shamless plug.. Join noW! haha. and rec the post to keep it up longer! haha.
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 10:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
damnnnn. I take everything negative back. This is awesome
by BJPwned on Feb 13, 2009 10:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
nothing says lets get it on like lets get it on…
by Reaser on Feb 13, 2009 10:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS AMAZING
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Feb 13, 2009 10:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hehe
This is good shit.
“Nothing says let’s get it on like let’s get it on.”
I’m enjoying it.
by Randomus on Feb 13, 2009 10:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
so there's no sound yet for you guys?
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 10:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
it came...then it went
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Nice, even the horn guy can’t get it right!
by Beer Monster on Feb 13, 2009 10:13 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
lol early horn… for the end of the round.
by Nick Thomas on Feb 13, 2009 10:13 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Accidental early horn. Amazing.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Feb 13, 2009 10:13 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, first time I have ever seen that.
by Dropkick434 on Feb 13, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm waiting for the guy who thinks he's Bruce Lee and just gets a KO accidently.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Feb 13, 2009 10:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Small – http://vidego.multicastmedia.com/playerlive.php?s=p146219f&doResize=false
Large – http://vidego.multicastmedia.com/playerlive.php?s=mvf6c0c6&doResize=false
hit refresh if you lose sound.
by Nick Thomas on Feb 13, 2009 10:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Ron Freeman vs. Juan Kessler?
I think we have names
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Unannounced fight FTW!
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Feb 13, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I think we got a side mount here.
by dualdiagnosis on Feb 13, 2009 10:15 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Mystery Science Martial Arts 2009\
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Feb 13, 2009 10:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
missed her name, some boxing girl is all I heard
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
white guy by total lack of anything from black guy
by DUGASWARRIOR on Feb 13, 2009 10:17 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I finally got my stream to work!! what did i miss? ANy hot ring girls?
by asmiley420 on Feb 13, 2009 10:17 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
ring girls were the best part so far
by umphreezing on Feb 13, 2009 10:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
They’re hot if you like pros that run about $250.
by cmsove on Feb 13, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I never thought I’d want 3 minute rounds, but this…wow.
by Beer Monster on Feb 13, 2009 10:18 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hey now...
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Feb 13, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Via Clinch and pray?
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Feb 13, 2009 10:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
this is the kind of event where someone would get caught with brass knuckles or some shit in their gloves
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
mark coleman would get dominated by The Grizzly
by asmiley420 on Feb 13, 2009 10:18 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
RON KESSLER vs. DARREN FREEMAN!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I finally got the name
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
who?
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Feb 13, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
the fighters...
Ron Kessler (white guy) vs. Darren Freeman
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I see, kinda
:P
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Feb 13, 2009 10:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
not when 2 is more than they have in the tank
by Benicio on Feb 13, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I think 30% of people watching this event are those who know the fighters/camp etc, and 70% are from BE cause of brent haha.
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 10:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
if no one live blogged this i doubt anyone would watch this stream..
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
" a very serious evening of fights"
by umphreezing on Feb 13, 2009 10:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
this is a very serious evening of fighting
by Reaser on Feb 13, 2009 10:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
One of the announcers sorta sounds like Deion Sanders.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:20 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
That white guy looks like a generic version of nate marquardt…..minus the fighting skills
by asmiley420 on Feb 13, 2009 10:20 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
thats gold. ’the judges get distracted at times…"
by Benicio on Feb 13, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck is that.
I will play my game beneath the spin light.
by Eugene Schelfaut on Feb 13, 2009 10:21 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
the judges are as bad as the stream. 30-27 each way?
by Beer Monster on Feb 13, 2009 10:21 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Feb 13, 2009 10:21 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
That was a split decision?
Is Cecil Peoples’ retarded cousin one of the judges? Or, wait, is Cecil there himself?
by a tommy point on Feb 13, 2009 10:21 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah he’s there, him and Mark Coleman are fighting in the co-main
by ufc4 on Feb 13, 2009 10:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
wow, don’t piss her off! look at her arms
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 10:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
LOL JUDGES
Are we going to see someone get TKOd and win tonight?
by Riney on Feb 13, 2009 10:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
why is thompson yelling?? its not like the crowd is making noise for him to yell over…
by Reaser on Feb 13, 2009 10:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
is she an american gladiator? good lord
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 10:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
damn she’s got bigger biceps than the fighter!
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 10:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Woah
Nice guns ya got there, maam…
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Feb 13, 2009 10:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
haha, look at all you guys typing the same shit
by Benicio on Feb 13, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Chyna is announcing
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Feb 13, 2009 10:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
lofl
rec’d
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Feb 13, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 10:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
that was quick lol
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Feb 13, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
this strikeforce guy talking sounds like Tito….but can actually speak english
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 10:23 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Yes, and he is one of the best fighters of the evening
by ufc4 on Feb 13, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
the announcer sounds like tito a little bit
by asmiley420 on Feb 13, 2009 10:23 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
That chick has two tickets to the gun show.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:23 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
You gotta watch out for the guns. They’ll get ya! …
by Nick Thomas on Feb 13, 2009 10:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This is the perfect event to drink and watch
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 10:24 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
At least its a nice cage, right?
And FREE! :)
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Feb 13, 2009 10:24 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
join the funnybone contest peoplessss!
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 10:24 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
hehe. ;)
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 10:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
oh it’s a good one bud…pull up a chair
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
There’s more than enough trainwreck to go around.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Feb 13, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
‘More so than a guy’? Who’s this announcer?
by subo on Feb 13, 2009 10:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Karina Helena?
did I get the name right?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
so are the girls going to fight like 2 minute rounds since the guys are fighting 3 mins?
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 10:26 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
And Zoila Crusto?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:26 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
BOOBS N BRAIDS FTW!!!!
Am I right? lol
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Feb 13, 2009 10:26 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
why is this woman dressed like Paulie Malignaggi
She probably hits harder
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 10:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
From hereon out, i am giving nicknames for all fighters in this event:
Here we go with Trailer Tracy Vs. Girl who looks like whore from Star trek
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Feb 13, 2009 10:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Looks like a mismatch..
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 10:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
lol @ warrior princess.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
damn, I was hoping this was going to be the Jen Tate fight, she went to the crosstown rival of my High School….
by Reaser on Feb 13, 2009 10:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I got chillbumps, ya'll
CHILLBUMPS!
by a tommy point on Feb 13, 2009 10:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
MOve over UFC ring girls!
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Feb 13, 2009 10:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
josh the punk thompson is doing commentary but still dont know the chic
by baldspot23 on Feb 13, 2009 10:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Jennifer Alcorn
Contributing Editor - BloodyElbow.com - SBNation's mixed martial arts headquarters.
by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
is it wrong to want them to kiss afterwards?
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 10:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Nope
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Feb 13, 2009 10:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
she said oh she gave her back.. I thought i heard, oh she gave her a bath! hahahhaah.
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 10:30 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
(15 seconds after girl gives up her back)
“did she give up her back?” = great announcing….
by Reaser on Feb 13, 2009 10:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
“This is a fight for sure”
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Did anyone want to pay for this?
Wargods starting strong!
12/15/08
Wargods is eager to promote a schedule of fights for 2009. They will have six shows in Southern California as well as three events in the town of Fresno at the Selland Arena and three in Reno, Nevada.
After a co promotion with KSP, Wargods is looking to feature the Fresno events on Pay Per View.
Probably would have sold dozens
by ufc4 on Feb 13, 2009 10:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I officially love the female announcer. Even if she can kill me.
by Beer Monster on Feb 13, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
"held one hand over my breast, ounched with the other"
A true american hero.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Feb 13, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
that ring girl has a little bit of a Kangaroo Pouch poking out
by asmiley420 on Feb 13, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
So Whore from star trek won round 1 10-9
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Feb 13, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
This is some shit – this has to be better with the commentary.
by subo on Feb 13, 2009 10:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
just be glad Tito isn’t commentating
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
good comedy coming from the announcers for sure
by Benicio on Feb 13, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah the team quest patented foot stomp.
by Nick Thomas on Feb 13, 2009 10:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
damn the girl has got some good wrestling..
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 10:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“I dont know if she heard you Josh”
Yeah, probably
by ufc4 on Feb 13, 2009 10:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Am I watching a slomo replay or is it the stream
by subo on Feb 13, 2009 10:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
pausing your porn downloads might help the stream
by Benicio on Feb 13, 2009 10:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
hah – Heroes of Might and Magic III (don’t shit on it till you try it)
by subo on Feb 13, 2009 10:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
good lord
most boring game — ever
by mythbuster on Feb 13, 2009 10:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I felt that way about WoW after 2 yrs
by Benicio on Feb 13, 2009 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
These commentators are fantastic. Paulie Malignaggi Girl is their favorite so imaginary head kicks are landing on the regular.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 10:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
2-0 Karina on my card
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah I was thinking that too… missed some of the early round 2.
by Nick Thomas on Feb 13, 2009 10:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Somewhere the rest of AKA is crying. Thomson isn’t doing his homies proud.
by Beer Monster on Feb 13, 2009 10:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
bazzoombas!
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 10:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Headkicks are good in any sport”. I can’t wait to see that in figure skating.
by Beer Monster on Feb 13, 2009 10:37 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
“Head kicks are pretty good in any sport.” especially baseball…
by cmsove on Feb 13, 2009 10:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, Josh, headkicks are big in any sport...
I especially love them in bowling.
by a tommy point on Feb 13, 2009 10:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
LOL!
“headkicks are pretty big in any sport” direct quote
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
by Warhand on Feb 13, 2009 10:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
What if...
These two girls had 1st met on a Girls Gone Wild bus?
by Riney on Feb 13, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
LOL 30 seconds left in round 1…anyone else hear him say that?
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
IT'S NOT THE FIRST ROUND
They said it TWICE
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
'30 seconds left in this first... third round'
Awesome.
by subo on Feb 13, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
and she said it to…10 seconds left in this 1st…er…3rd round
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
10 seconds left in this first third round
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
by Warhand on Feb 13, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
"End of the fight!"
“Fight of the night!”
“I think so far!”
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
white has a better overall skillset.. i think she won with good clich work and wrestling..
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
might get a hometown decision though.
http://weoweoweo.deviantart.com/
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 10:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
FIght of the night!!!
There’s been two fights.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:40 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
what fight are we on, I need to catch up..
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
by IHateMMA on Feb 13, 2009 10:40 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
second just ended
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 10:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
and both were not advertised fights
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, that’s what threw me off.
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
by IHateMMA on Feb 13, 2009 10:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, thank God I got here in time for the good stuff.
by subo on Feb 13, 2009 10:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I think they start in rd 3 and just work their way down.
by dualdiagnosis on Feb 13, 2009 10:40 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
You’re right. lol
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
by Warhand on Feb 13, 2009 10:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
...of this fight
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The one in the white top won the first two rounds rather decisively, I thought.
by a tommy point on Feb 13, 2009 10:41 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Same here. Karina (white top) 29-28 on my card
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
She had the third until the last minute on the ground
by dualdiagnosis on Feb 13, 2009 10:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Josh Thomson is a world champ everyone!
by Beer Monster on Feb 13, 2009 10:41 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Ladies and gentlemen let’s have a round of applause for these beautiful war goddesses!”
I can only hope he calls Tank Abbott a beautiful war god.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 10:42 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
judges must be rolling a dice on their scores tonight i think
by Benicio on Feb 13, 2009 10:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
fucking hometown decision
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by Anton Tabuena on Feb 13, 2009 10:42 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Damn that announcer could take Shamrock
by dualdiagnosis on Feb 13, 2009 10:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
whoa! that woman might be able to kick my ass
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
by Warhand on Feb 13, 2009 10:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
: )
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
by Warhand on Feb 13, 2009 10:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa…Look at the musckles on her.. lol
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
by IHateMMA on Feb 13, 2009 10:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
shit, the commentor girl would kick the shit out of the contestants
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 10:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I know that she’s technically a female, but there is something very wrong with that much muscles wearing a dress…
by mythbuster on Feb 13, 2009 10:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
This is great...
because we’re all legitimately upset at the scoring of an unadvertised woman’s mma fight on the undercard of wargods
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Bullshit is bullshit, in the White House or a barn stall.
by subo on Feb 13, 2009 10:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
True, the fight is a big deal to the girl that lost. I can’t stand that kind of shit.
by dualdiagnosis on Feb 13, 2009 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Someone has to be! Travesty!
by Beer Monster on Feb 13, 2009 10:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah we are pretty pathetic! But I love it!
"Stop smiling you are about to be punched in the face !"
by Warhand on Feb 13, 2009 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair
I was laughing hysterically when the scores were announced.
by a tommy point on Feb 13, 2009 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve been laughing hysterically since the stream started.
by cmsove on Feb 13, 2009 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I think that’s the only appropriate response to everything that happens on this card. Except for Grizzly, that dude is serious.
But, yeah, white top was robbed.
by a tommy point on Feb 13, 2009 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I bet she works out.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Afterparty at Sizzler ya’ll!!
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:45 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Hilarious.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito on Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Feb 13, 2009 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
wow… there were about 50 people there. how hard would it be to go from fighting in front of thousands and then fighting in front of hundreds
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 10:45 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Wow...getting the advertised card going with some Josh Haynes
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:46 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Is it going in any order? I see the advertised fights under the feed, and this one is third from the top.
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
by IHateMMA on Feb 13, 2009 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
...I know
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Complimenting Brent
Well, there‘s a mistake I’ll never make again.
by subo on Feb 13, 2009 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Why show Haynes now? What about the other 12 no-names on the card before him?
by Beer Monster on Feb 13, 2009 10:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
finishing their drinks at the bar first?
by Benicio on Feb 13, 2009 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lol at calling out the wrong fighters!!!!
by Nick Thomas on Feb 13, 2009 10:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think so, he lost to Bisping in the final of Season 3. I think you’re thinking of the dude who fought Solomon that year.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 10:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rafael Real...
0-3 in 2008 fighting a total of just over 2 minutes
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 10:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
over/under on how many first rounds there are in this fight? 2.5?
by Beer Monster on Feb 13, 2009 10:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
why would they even announce a 5-11 record over the mic
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 10:50 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
My sound keeps going out. =/
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
by IHateMMA on Feb 13, 2009 10:50 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Does the advertised card even exist?
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 10:50 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like he said “Extreme Curture”
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:50 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Haynes put a bunch of weigh back on.
by Nick Thomas on Feb 13, 2009 10:51 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
That actually looks like the guy has a tire around his waist.
by Beer Monster on Feb 13, 2009 10:51 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Haynes could drop two weight classes if he was in shape.
by Dropkick434 on Feb 13, 2009 10:51 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Jeremy Horn is on a win streak?
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:52 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
didn’t haynes say in the past that he was going to drop all the way down to WW??
by Reaser on Feb 13, 2009 10:52 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
He did for a fight or two. He got K’dTFO by Luke Cummo at UFC 69
by SamCupitt on Feb 13, 2009 10:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This guy comes from the BJ Penn school of conditioning.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 10:52 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
wow, look at the bottom of josh’s feet…FILTHY
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 10:53 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
One of the annoucers called it a “Gill-o-tine”
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:53 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Dude, don’t let those feet touch your face!
by dualdiagnosis on Feb 13, 2009 10:53 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
No flash photography! Don’t upset the fighters!
by subo on Feb 13, 2009 10:54 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmm good…
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
by IHateMMA on Feb 13, 2009 10:54 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
This might classify as fighter bashing, and I’m sorry, but I got something to say to Josh – MOOOOOO! Don’t worry, he understands what I mean.
by Beer Monster on Feb 13, 2009 10:54 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Ring girls have more Tattoos than the fighters.
by Riney on Feb 13, 2009 10:54 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
So are all these fights 3 minute rounds?
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:54 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
WARGODS Live Results And Commentary has over 600 comments- WOW. Look what u started Brent
by ufc4 on Feb 13, 2009 10:54 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Did the announcer just say that Ken Shamrock put together “this awful card”?
by a tommy point on Feb 13, 2009 10:55 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
lol at “I need some blood int he ring”
by Nick Thomas on Feb 13, 2009 10:55 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“It’s not a cagefight until we see blood.” The way these fights are going, don’t get your hopes uo.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 10:55 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“It’s not a cage fight unless I see some blood” wtf?
by Benicio on Feb 13, 2009 10:55 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Much more likely to see ketchup with these well conditioned athletes
by ufc4 on Feb 13, 2009 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
the boo birds are out
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 10:55 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“I need some blood”
Roid Rage?
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
by IHateMMA on Feb 13, 2009 10:56 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
It's long overdue.
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -- George W. Bush, Oct. 18, 2000
by IHateMMA on Feb 13, 2009 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
maybe she can't menstruate?
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Are these going to be 3 minute rounds all night?
by Riney on Feb 13, 2009 10:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
let's hope
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lol but The Grizzly might need 5 to finish Ken!
by Riney on Feb 13, 2009 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
what the hell Haynes? You train at all for this fight?
by Benicio on Feb 13, 2009 10:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Jack Daniels and I put in substantial hours.
by subo on Feb 13, 2009 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
YEY FOR TALKING SHIT ON BOOBIRDS
’I’d like to see anyone from the crowd get up there’
by subo on Feb 13, 2009 10:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
at least drunk guys will hit each other
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or get KTFO by anyone who’s been in an MMA gym for six weeks.
by subo on Feb 13, 2009 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
well no shit
But you can’t argue that this isn’t really dull.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
did they just saying something about a tricycle?
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 10:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I love this
They’re dumping on Del Real like it was some other promotion that booked this fuckin dude
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 10:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
does anyone else think josh sounds a little like tito?
by TruthSeeker1223 on Feb 13, 2009 10:58 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
yeah, I said that earlier…thought he does too
by soadtrails on Feb 13, 2009 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Thank God this isn’t 5 minute rounds.
Yeah, who got the final Death Blow? 'Cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him. - C. K.
by monkeyfightclub! on Feb 13, 2009 11:00 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Haynes would do well to throw a punch.
by gavingavinkindgavin on Feb 13, 2009 11:00 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Man, at least train wrecks are interesting.
by subo on Feb 13, 2009 11:02 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“With fights like this you don’t get invited back.”
So it’s not OK for the crowd to boo but it’s OK for them to shit on the fight. Whate’er.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 11:02 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Booing is different. Don’t boo during an MMA fight.
by subo on Feb 13, 2009 11:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Bullshit...
someone is running away…you boo. Like if they are ACTIVELY running away and avoiding contact…
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 13, 2009 11:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I boo bad plays in football. I boo lame boxing. I’m booing lame MMA. Del Real didn’t fight.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 13, 2009 11:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs