How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 2nd Week of December

A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.
Promoted from the FanPosts by Kid Nate.
DID THEY OFFER MORE BREAD?
"welcome aboard @danhendo!" -Frank Shamrock, still wants that shot to try and sub Hendo again.
"I think it's awesome if we get to see him VS Mousasi! ...Hendo vs Shields would be bad ass as well!" -Joe Rogan
"Hendo always been one of my fav fighters. Guys a legend. Huge signing for strikeforce. Would happily give him a shot at my belt" -Jake Shields, be careful what you wish for.. You might get Bisping'd
KIMBO SLICED FINALE!
"http://twitpic.com/rx9xu - Finished my workout. Thats my backstage pass." -Kimbo Slice, I see a dog sticking it's tongue out. You?
"http://twitpic.com/sae0d - They got me as the underdog. U gotta go with ur boy" -Kimbo Slice, made a lot of people broke.
"http://twitpic.com/s43ln - That weight is just right" -Kimbo Slice, Click if you want to see some Kimbo.
"We just took @FrankieEdgar for his Pre Fight warm up. Check out this video in the Octagon. Crazy fast shots #ufc http://yfrog.us/jlgaoz" -Ricardo Almeida, posted videos of Frankie Edgar warming up for his fight.
"On my way to live video feed for the Ultimate Fighter Show tonight on Spike http://bit.ly/8lkwfa" -BJ Penn, with a 14 second video blog, which basically says what he already tweeted.
"Mr Grove = new octagon girl ;) sorry the pics so blury! #fb http://twitpic.com/scs56" -Logan Stanton
"Congrats to @Johnhoward on his KO over Superman tonight at TUF Finale.. Good luck to @jonnybones .. Get em!!!" -Dan Lauzon, Just like what the comic said.
"@danawhite did u like that? ....Thank all my fans there Love the love" -John Howard, Doomsday is bragging to his boss about his KO win. He was 5 seconds away from losing a decision.
"Illegal knee instantly that mazzagatti doesn't call even when he is staring right at them! ...I can't believe the nevada state athletic comm puts him in there!!!! Guy knows nothing about MMA. Scary" -Dana White, really hates the (shaved) stache doesn't he.
"tough fight, strong wrestler who never quit on the tkdwn, adapt and overcome..... at mandalay celebrating but as always no celebration is complete without my beautiful wife!" -Brian Stann, recovered to beat Wallace.
"Brammer has the same back tattoo at edward norton in amercian history x. Two snarling dogs??" -Dan Lauzon, probably the reason why the (alleged) Nazi guys sponsored him.
"Were they really chanting "Shamu" for Darrill Schoonover? Buncha savages..." -Cage Potato, really? damn..
"Go kimbo! @silverbackseth has nothing on you!" -Tom Lawlor, good friend of Seth Petruzelli
"Houston Alexander is making me dizzy" -Jason High, he's just being "elusive"
"No Goldberg, the Jon Jones leg trip wasn't really even close to anything resembling Greco Roman wrestling. Catch up man..." -Jason High, that was a trademark Goldie moment right there.
"Matt Hamill beat Jon Jones by disqualification. Not sure why the UFC announcers didn't know that rule." -Michael David Smith, Tell me about it.. Why was Goldie complaining?
"I got Jones by nastiness.......Jones used too much nastiness. Oops. Rematch?" -Miguel Torres
"its all good baby.. :)" -Jon Jones, lost by DQ, cause he ended the fight with illegal downward elbows.
"Me and my boy made it happen...Team work made it happen." -Kimbo Slice
"Started out slow, but it's getting better! Kimbo vs Housten. I had kimbo winning. http://yfrog.com/37uehj" -Urijah Faber, has pretty good seats, right behind Dana.
"KIMBO SLICE!" -Dan Lauzon
"Ok everyone tweet @danawhite to get me back in that octagon so i can give kimbo another loss!!!!!!" -Seth Petruzelli, still wants to cash on his claim to fame..
"Coaching TUF is going to be fun. Third time is a charm vs chuck. The guys better be in shape and want to work hard." -Tito Ortiz, no Tito, YOU better be in shape..
"Watching the Ultimate Fighter Finale at Cush. Good fights (except for Kimbo's)!" -Eric Schaefer
"Dang! It's ok @BrendanSchaub. U'll be back. Just one mistake and got caught behind the ear. Keep your chin up Bro! Luv ya man." -Nate Marquardt
"Roy Nelson proves the power of the mullet. Never deny its deadlyness. I need a belly now.... Roy Nelson's new nickname, Roy "Little Miguel" Nelson. I will be "Big Country" if he is willing to swap." -Miguel Torres, is proud of Roy representing the mullet to perfection.
"Respect the MULLET!!!" -Renzo Gracie, must also be a huge Miguel Torres fan.
"Couldn't watch UFC tonight. Shit fights and Texas vs Nebraska was bad ass" -Pat Miletich, get off my lawn!
"I want to thank everyone for their support, and tell you how it feels to be THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER, it like the ULTIMATE experience. Kidding but thank you guys." -Roy Nelson, I like you, but I think you're trying too hard to be funny.
"http://twitpic.com/skehf - Best part of the fight....At the bank....http://twitpic.com/skfr6 - Back at the ATT to show my love. They really got me on the right track" -Kimbo Slice, got his bread.. which is probably a lot more than the reported 25k.
"TUF Afterparties; Check out McSweeney's Hand!" -Tracy Lee, I never tried it, but I guess punching Titties will hurt a lot.
"Monday, Back to work the ultimate fighter can never rest, doing the last aftermath show. Thanks again 4 the support." -Roy Nelson
"Diego Sanchez: I want to give an exciting fight, not a boring ass fight like Houston Alexander... you gotta risk it." -MMAWeekly, quoting Diego Sanchez taking a shot at Houston.
HULKAMANIA!
"At the TUF finale... Hulk Hogan is sitting a few seats down from me. Awesome." -Amir Sadollah
"http://twitpic.com/scelz - HULKAMANIA!!!" -Mike Swick
"@titoortiz & hulk hogan: Spotted them together a little bit ago.. Yeah, hulkmania!!! http://bit.ly/6uSA44 #fb... Hulkmaina @ #TUF10: @joestevenson @lostanton @natashawicks all hanging out with hulk hogan himself!!" -tracy lee
KING KONFIDENCE
"id rather watch boxing over TUF. 10mins of fightin on a hour long show??? ...if i wanted to watch a reality tv show, id watch real housewives of atlanta!! Nene over kimbo! lol...people say boxing is boring. so? i think k1 and boxing are betta to watch." -King Mo, doesn't like MMA Reality shows
"whats the difference between floyd and lyoto? anderson and pac? they all skilled and fight the same in a way for their sport" -King Mo, probably hasn't watched Anderson Silva or Manny Pacquiao fight.
"the world is more excited for floyd vs pac! more than any mma event period?! boxing is doin sumthin right" -King Mo, I hope you don't start thrashing your own sport because people are getting excited for the biggest boxing bout in recent memory..
"btw...ima try to do k1! hopefully itll happen in 2010! ...fightin in a k1 event is a dream of mine i wanna fulfill. ever since i started wrestling in 10th grade, ive makin them haters mad for attemptin to attain greatness! I love doin that! ...i wanna take a few pro boxing fights too! " -King Mo, really?
"i personally think exclusive contracts hurt mma fans more than anythang but the orgs gotta make that money too." -King Mo
"done with sparring, now meditating and feeling blessed. I can feel all the positive energy from my fans!!! I'm manifesting success!!! YES!!" -Diego Sanchez, may be the only guy more confident in himself than King Mo.
"Why do they call Diego "The Nightmare", he should be called "The Dream"." -Miguel Torres, utilizing that great jab of his in a different way.
MIGUEL, EDDIE, ROYCE, GOKU & THE PREDATOR
"UFC Weekend Flashback" w/Royce (Shockingly Royce loves titties more than ass!)" -Eddie Bravo
""UFC Weekend Flashback" w/Royce (Royce negotiating with Dana White about a rematch with Ron Van Clief) http://twitpic.com/ry176" -Eddie Bravo
""UFC Weekend Flashback" w/Royce (Royce getting drunk as fuck!) http://twitpic.com/ry0l8" -Eddie Bravo
"http://twitpic.com/skh72 - Lunch Time" -Miguel Torres
"Didn't know the predator liked red wine.. ;-) http://yfrog.com/1d28xj" -Roger Huerta
"Trying to convince Royce that clinching&squeezing is better 4 ur clinching&squeezing than yanking&pulling" -Eddie Bravo
"Royce drunk tweeting like a muthafucka in Vegas" -Eddie Bravo
"Joe Rogan asking Royce about the Ron Van Cleif rematch rumors" -Eddie Bravo
RANDOM JUICY MULLETS OF METALLICA GOATS
"attention @sherdogdotcom if you wont be responsible with your forums I wont give you interviews. Please contact me asap." -Shane Carwin, you know what site has the best community? Hint: not Sherdog.
"Somebody tell Antonio that Juicy Couture is women's clothing." -Jason High
"Im Going to the Metallica concert tomorrow at arco anyone going??" -Nate Diaz
"My mullet goes blonde when I go into super saiyan mode. It gives me an increased power." -Miguel Torres, Roy Nelson's mullet was half way towards being in Super Saiyan mode.. Needs more bleach.
"Is thinking it might be mullet time again. Time to go see the barber @MiguelTorresMMA" -Jason Day
"meet me in Chicago so I can hook you up with a mullet, or a broken arm. What ever you want or which ever comes first." -Miguel Torres, replying to Jason Day.
"you'd think having goats if you're a hoarder would be a good idea. not so... you'd think the goat would eat all the trash like in the cartoons. but they actually make a bigger mess. shocking." -Nate Quarry
TWAINING
"http://twitpic.com/sbyyb man those bright lights gave me a small headache. I'm back home laying in bed already feeling better thank you Jesus." -Diego Sanchez
"is ready 2 WAAAAAAAAAAAAR. Ufc 107, Memphis, december 12th, be there." -Cheick Kongo, Roarrr!
"Off to get beat up while doing my best Wilson Gouveia impression. Alan Belcher is looking good for his UFC 107 fight this Saturday!" -Eric Schafer, is impersonating Gouveia? Really?
"♪ Hate me or Love me, the Wolfslair's on Top. And I'm gonna fight, homie, until my heart stop ♪ Watch me Saturday night teaching respect ..." -Cheick Kongo, rapping about wolfslair?
"http://twitpic.com/sd0yi - TUF10 Champion Roy Nelson been awarded blackbelt by @RenzoGracieBJJ last Aug" -Gracie Mag, don't show that picture, the new fans shouldn't know that Roy's not just some fat guy without skills.
"Tomorrow is day 1 of training to get back into race shape! so I am off to bed..:) It was a perfect lazy Sunday! Football, movies and popcorn" -Natasha Wicks
"Stayin up has been worth it!! I gotta train wit Noguiera 2day!! lol....lil nog" -King Mo, gets some tips on how to bust a Whitehead.
"So Phuket Thailand has been amazing. So unreal being here. http://yfrog.com/37gscoj ...Dave getting in some pad work at tiger muay Thai. http://yfrog.com/4f8i5j...And by the looks of this pic, I think he got a good workout in. :-) http://yfrog.com/4eqw2oj ..." -Roger Huerta, is a pretty decent twitographer...
TWITPICS & RANDOM TWEETS
"For a job well done in coaching, the UFC got me a Cadillac Escalade Hybrid.. I'm moving on up Mamma! http://yfrog.com/1efuqj" -Rashad Evans, I wonder what Rampage got though... a 1995 Corolla?
" 4 of da coolest peeps in Mma! @fystyleslie (ring Mamma) @lostanton, @Natashawicks, and @kendalgrovehttp://yfrog.com/1d6spj" -Urijah Faber
"http://twitpic.com/sd0ba - Dan and I at my 40th" -Chuck Liddell, will try to beat up tito for the third time, at 40 years of age.
"@joestevenson managed to sneak backstage :P like our crawl space for a changing room? Luxurious ;) #fb http://twitpic.com/scemk ... Me, Tash & Mama Les holding it down ringside ;) #fb http://twitpic.com/sbrvt" -Logan Stanton, let's play spot-a-cofield.
"kimbo and pac man http://yfrog.com/4i26iwj" -Dana White, HA!
"Going running in the rain, I love it! It makes me miss Flagstaff weather :) ...http://twitpic.com/sm970 - I love running in the rain!" -Natasha Wicks
"LOVE! Let the journey begin…..At the studio, mma holiday wish list, ufc hoodie, ufc 100 dvd set, shred fat loss supplement, and oh more twitter followers! ;) xo" -Arianny Celeste
"Shooting! #fb http://twitpic.com/spf4l" -Logan Stanton
"@ShaneCarwin Hi Shane! http://twitpic.com/st96s (via @Meesg) too funny." -Shane Carwin
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This is my new f*ckin haircut
and you know what that means? It means i’m gettin some pussy tonight. My friends, they all have my same haircut… and THEY’RE gettin some pussy tonight.
Bitches don’t like my haircut, fuckin’ skanks.
Supporting all Las Vegas MMA. Xtreme Couture FTMFW.
'09 is the year of the FW's.
by ElliotMatheny on Dec 10, 2009 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
Maaaaa!
Protein!
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Dec 10, 2009 5:54 AM EST up reply actions
Does Big Country's black belt come with notches?
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Dec 9, 2009 3:20 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Nope, nachos
The only thing Jon Jones does better than Matt Hamill is hear.
(And smash faces)
by ufc4 on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
shred fat loss supplement????
Why the hell would arianny need that???
Stephen Quadros: Where do you see yourself in three years.
Quinton Jackson: Let's see, I'm 22 right now. In three years I see myself being 25.
Let me know if I'm the only one who thinks this
but Natasha Wicks looks cute as fuck when she’s not all made up.
by pdl on Dec 9, 2009 5:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
+2
looks more approachable
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
That’s exactly what i was thinking, my man
Supporting all Las Vegas MMA. Xtreme Couture FTMFW.
'09 is the year of the FW's.
by ElliotMatheny on Dec 10, 2009 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
Didn’t know Schaefer is a “hater”
[url=http://www.mmarocks.pl/]MMARocks[/url] + the [url=http://twitter.com/mmarocks_pl]serious twitter[/url] (not mine) + the [url=http://twitter.com/tjmarciniak]not-so-serious twitter[/url] (mine)
by greco-roman airlines on Dec 9, 2009 5:31 PM EST reply actions
Eddie B
I say this ever week but how high was Eddie Bravo when he tweeted that or in his case series of tweets? lol
Follow me on Twitter http://twitter.com/ultmma
Whatever was the deal with Carwin and the Sherdog forums?
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
There are countless number of threads bashing Carwin for no reason and insulting him, not to mention the language and the way forum members treat each other and seeminly dont face any kind of punishment.
I had to stop visiting because it was so bad in there forums.
"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" - Philippians 4:13
ah ok, thanks
weird though, Carwin seems like a pretty decent guy; even if you don’t want to root for him he is a class act usually
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
Carwin is a child-molesting liar.
At least that’s what I read at Sherdog.
by John Nash on Dec 10, 2009 3:30 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Carwin...
I love Carwin’s response about Sherdog! Their forums really are terrible over there and just a mess of trolling and insults. BloodyElbow is so much better and well moderated.
I really wish someone would humble King Mo soon
"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" - Philippians 4:13
I like the P&M threads – always good for a gif. The rest…eh…
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 9, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Saw this on Chuck Liddell's Twitter:
Hahaha @antoniobanuelos gets that too RT @chip_jordan: Our waitress at lunch just asked @urijahfaber if he needed a high chair

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