Who would you...
by Ubernoober on Dec 8, 2009 10:23 PM EST
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Out of any personality in MMA who would you...
1) Fight?
2) Go to Disneyland with?
3) Marry?
4) Go to the bar with?
5) Go on a four day bender with?
6) Have a training session with?
7) Fire?
8) Give a raise?
9) Go into battle with?
10) Backpack across Europe with?
11) Advise to retire?
12) Take medical advice from?
13) Have children with?
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet?
15) Go fishing with?
16) Cook with?
17) Talk politics with?
18) Punch in the face?
19) Go on a crime spree with?
20) Have as your wingman/woman?
21) Debate the meaning of life?
22) Advise to get a different haircut?
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1 Bob Sapp
2 Fedor
3 Roxanne Modafferi
4 Miguel Torres
5 Miguel Torres
6 Sean Sherk
7 Jerry MIllen
8 Keith Jardine
9 Randy Couture
10 Joe Rogan
11 Ken Shamrock
12 Stitch
13 Roxanne Modafferi
14 Tim Sylvia (need a bigger couch)
15 Cro Cop
16 Wanderlei Silva
17 Matt Hughes
18 $kala
19 BROCKLESNARR!!!
20 Miguel Torres
21 BJ Penn
22 Kos
Keep firing Assholes!
Fedor has accomplished nothing until he fights Kimbo.
Rapid fire!!
1) Fight? Shannon the Cannon
2) Go to Disneyland with? Akihiro Gono
3) Marry? Rachelle Leah
4) Go to the bar with? GSP
5) Go on a four day bender with? Pat Berry
6) Have a training session with? Firas
7) Fire? Leben
8) Give a raise? Pat Berry
9) Go into battle with? Wanderlei
10) Backpack across Europe with? Crocop
11) Advise to retire? Ninja
12) Take medical advice from? GSP
13) Have children with? Logan
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Pat Berry
15) Go fishing with? BROCKLESNAR
16) Cook with? Kimbo
17) Talk politics with? Lindland
18) Punch in the face? Tito
19) Go on a crime spree with? Lee Murray
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Anderson “I Fuck on the First Date” Silva
21) Debate the meaning of life? Machida
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Leben
"I’m sorry. I didn’t drink last night, so I’m not funny today."
-Sakuraba
Marry Rachelle but have children with Logan?
Who do you think you are, Tiger Woods?
Keep firing Assholes!
Fedor has accomplished nothing until he fights Kimbo.
I can vouch for this…
I remember a quote that went something like:
“You think I look like Carlos Boozer? I get WAAAAAY more pussy than Carlos Boozer.”
by itsallgood013 on Dec 9, 2009 11:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Also, it was rapid fire
I’d have children with AND marry Carano. Silly me..
"I’m sorry. I didn’t drink last night, so I’m not funny today."
-Sakuraba
Lee Murry! Great pick!
But bringing GSP to a bar? I feel like he wouldn’t even drink. Plus if it were his choice of bars I’m thinking it’s going to be someplace like the Blue Oyster!
by SHOGUNROBBERY on Dec 9, 2009 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
GSP is a great choice
I can’t find the pics, but there are some pretty awesome photos of him drinking Appleton Estates right out of the bottle with some hot Asian chicks.
"I’m sorry. I didn’t drink last night, so I’m not funny today."
-Sakuraba
Go the bar with GSP??? There’s one sure fire way of ensuring you won’t be picking up that night
Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.
Not really
He’ll get pick of the litter, but again, there are photos of him partying in a hot tub with like eight girls.
"I’m sorry. I didn’t drink last night, so I’m not funny today."
-Sakuraba
1) Fight? SHERK
2) Go to Disneyland with? EDDIE BRAVO
3) Marry? THAT HOT FEMALE FIGHTER
4) Go to the bar with? LIDDELL
5) Go on a four day bender with? BRAVO
6) Have a training session with? MAIA
7) Fire? LEBEN
8) Give a raise? HENDO
9) Go into battle with? BROCKLESNAR
10) Backpack across Europe with? BRAVO
11) Advise to retire? COLEMAN
12) Take medical advice from? BRAVO
13) Have children with? THAT HOT FEMALE FIGHTER
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? UM HELL NO
15) Go fishing with? BRAVO
16) Cook with? BRAVO
17) Talk politics with? MONSON
18) Punch in the face? VARNER
19) Go on a crime spree with? BRAVO
20) Have as your wingman/woman? LIDDELL
21) Debate the meaning of life? MACHIDA
22) Advise to get a different haircut? GUIDA
The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails, whereon my soul is grooved to run. Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering BROCKLESNAR; to the last I grapple with thee.
Haha
Liddell is probably a better choice to party with, for many reasons. And you really like Eddie Bravo.
"I’m sorry. I didn’t drink last night, so I’m not funny today."
-Sakuraba
1) Fight? Bob Sapp
2) Go to Disneyland with?
3) Marry? Marloes Coenen
4) Go to the bar with? Pat Barry
5) Go on a four day bender with? Charles “Crazy Horse” Bennett
6) Have a training session with? GSP
7) Fire? Stephan Bonnar
8) Give a raise? WEC Fighters
9) Go into battle with? Fedor
10) Backpack across Europe with? Cheick Kongo
11) Advise to retire? Marcus Jones
12) Take medical advice from? Randy Couture
13) Have children with? Roxanne Modaferri or Marloes Coenen
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Jon Jones
15) Go fishing with? Jose Aldo (Celebrations every time he catches something)
16) Cook with? BJ Penn (The food in his blogs looks great)
17) Talk politics with? Anderson Silva
18) Punch in the face? Frank Mir, with a brick.
19) Go on a crime spree with? Mayhem Miller
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Urijah Faber
21) Debate the meaning of life? Genki Sudo
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Koscheck
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
by Damon O. on Dec 8, 2009 11:01 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Disneyland with Miguel Torres
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
1) Fight? KHALIB STARNES
2) Go to Disneyland with? FORREST GRIFFEN
3) Marry? ERIN TOUGHILL
4) Go to the bar with? ROY NELSON
5) Go on a four day bender with? LIDDELL
6) Have a training session with? SEAN SHERK
7) Fire? KEITH JARDINE
8) Give a raise? URIJAH FABER
9) Go into battle with? FEDOR
10) Backpack across Europe with? PAUL TAYLOR & PAUL KELLY
11) Advise to retire? WANDERLEI SILVA
12) Take medical advice from? LYOTO MACHIDA
13) Have children with? ERIN TOUGHILL
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? BRANDON VERA
15) Go fishing with? BROCK LESNAR
16) Cook with? GSP
17) Talk politics with? MAYHEM MILLER
18) Punch in the face? FRANK MIR
19) Go on a crime spree with? KIMBO SLICE
20) Have as your wingman/woman? RANDY COUTURE
21) Debate the meaning of life? FRANK TRIGG
22) Advise to get a different haircut? JUNIOR DOS SANTOS
1) Fight? Kyle Maynard
2) Go to Disneyland with? Minotauro
3) Marry? Logan
4) Go to the bar with? Forrest
5) Go on a four day bender with? Sakuraba
6) Have a training session with? Wanderlei
7) Fire? Gus Johnson
8) Give a raise? Mousasi
9) Go into battle with? Gilbert Yvel
10) Backpack across Europe with? Bas Rutten
11) Advise to retire? Sakuraba
12) Take medical advice from? Joe Rogan
13) Have children with? Logan
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Arlovski
15) Go fishing with? Cro Cop
16) Cook with? Kimbo
17) Talk politics with? Fedor
18) Punch in the face? Jerry Millen
19) Go on a crime spree with? Megareem
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Miguel Torres
21) Debate the meaning of life? Wes Sims
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Tim Sylvia
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
by Anthony Pace on Dec 8, 2009 11:10 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
- 1 made me laugh right off the bat. I’m a terrible person.
"My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs." - BJ Penn
Same here
I was like “does he mean Gray Mayn… oh HAHAHA!”
by RicketyCricket on Dec 8, 2009 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
1) Fight? Thales Leites
2) Go to Disneyland with? Georges St. Pierre
3) Marry? Logan
4) Go to the bar with? Chuck Liddell
5) Go on a four day bender with? The Diaz Brothers
6) Have a training session with? Royce Gracie
7) Fire? Steve Mazzagatti
8) Give a raise? Greg Jackson
9) Go into battle with? Randy Couture
10) Backpack across Europe with? Eddie Bravo
11) Advise to retire? Mark Coleman
12) Take medical advice from? Stitch
13) Have children with? Logan
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Matt Hamill
15) Go fishing with? Forrest Griffin
16) Cook with? Rashad Evans
17) Talk politics with? Kenny Florian
18) Punch in the face? Junie Browning
19) Go on a crime spree with? Rampage Jackson
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Miguel Torres
21) Debate the meaning of life? Lyoto Machida
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Chris Leben
1) Fight? George Roop (he’s little!)
2) Go to Disneyland with? Dave Kaplan
3) Marry? Ali Sonoma
4) Go to the bar with? Lil Evil
5) Go on a four day bender with? War Machine. Just Kidding! Junie Browning.
6) Have a training session with? Renzo Gracie
7) Fire? Kendall Grove
8) Give a raise? Scott Coker
9) Go into battle with? Big Nog
10) Backpack across Europe with? Tito Ortiz (seriously, think of all the places he could mispronounce!)
11) Advise to retire? Sakuraba
12) Take medical advice from? Kevin Randleman. Actually, maybe not.
13) Have children with? King Mo’s female entourage from Sengoku
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Jared Shaw
15) Go fishing with? Jacare
16) Cook with? Monsta Lobsta Allen Berube
17) Talk politics with? GSP (I’m Canadian)
18) Punch in the face? Chael Sonnen
19) Go on a crime spree with? Dan Hardy
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Hendo
21) Debate the meaning of life? Miguel Torres
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Clay Guida
"My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs." - BJ Penn
1) Fight? http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Joseph-Bochenek-832
2) Go to Disneyland with? Fedor
3) Marry? Michelle Waterson
4) Go to the bar with? Chuck
5) Go on a four day bender with? Guida
6) Have a training session with? Shogun
7) Fire? Tito
8) Give a raise? Aldo
9) Go into battle with? Fedor
10) Backpack across Europe with? Monson
11) Advise to retire? Saku
12) Take medical advice from? Philipe Nover (EMT I think)
13) Have children with? Gina
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? J-Mac
15) Go fishing with? Crocop in Privlaka
16) Cook with? Kimbo, he’s supposed to be a damn good cook
17) Talk politics with? Monson
18) Punch in the face? Melvin Costa
19) Go on a crime spree with? War Machine
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Wingman- Baroni; Woman- Gina
21) Debate the meaning of life? Genki Sudo
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Lesnar
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'09 is the year of the FW's.
Go Logan!
This has been inspired by a Bad Left Hook article.
Out of any personality in MMA who would you…
1) Fight? Matt Hughes (can’t stand the guy)
2) Go to Disneyland with? Rampage
3) Marry? Gina Carano
4) Go to the bar with? GSP
5) Go on a four day bender with? Forrest Griffin
6) Have a training session with? Greg Jackson
7) Fire? Gray Maynard
8) Give a raise? Jose Aldo, Gerard Mousasi
9) Go into battle with? Roger Huerta
10) Backpack across Europe with? Cro Cop
11) Advise to retire? Mark Coleman
12) Take medical advice from? Randy Couture
13) Have children with? Gina Carano
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Pat Barry
15) Go fishing with? Lyoto Machida
16) Cook with? Kimbo
17) Talk politics with? Forrest Griffin
18) Punch in the face? Tito Ortiz
19) Go on a crime spree with? BROCKLESNAR!
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Dana White
21) Debate the meaning of life? Fedor
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Frank Mir
Making the world a better place, one dirtbag at a time.
1) Fight? Jerry Millen.. using bug spray..
2) Go to Disneyland with? Natasha Wicks
3) Marry? Logan Stanton
4) Go to the bar with? War Machine… (since he’s already there fighting bouncers)
5) Go on a four day bender with? Arianny Celeste
6) Have a training session with? Gina Carano
7) Fire? Jerry Millen
8) Give a raise? Pat Barry
9) Go into battle with? War Machine (he’s crazy enough to do all the fighting himself)
10) Backpack across Europe with? Logan Stanton
11) Advise to retire? Sakuraba
12) Take medical advice from? Nogueira.. (he never gets sick)
13) Have children with? Logan Stanton
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Gina Carano
15) Go fishing with? Brock Lesnar
16) Cook with? Roy Nelson
17) Talk politics with? Matt Hamill.. (I hate talking politics)
18) Punch in the face? Jerry Millen
19) Go on a crime spree with? Fedor. (He wouldn’t look like he’s a bad guy, but he can deal with everyone)
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Chuck Liddell, who else is the most popular guy who loves to party?
21) Debate the meaning of life? (The Enemy. The inner me)
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Miguel Torres
by Anton Tabuena on Dec 9, 2009 1:01 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
1) Fight? Scott Coker
2) Go to Disneyland with? Joe Rogan
3) Marry? Arianney Celeste
4) Go to the bar with? Brock Lesnar – ordering only Coors Light, of course
5) Go on a four day bender with? Eddie Bravo
6) Have a training session with? Greg Jackson
7) Fire? Paul Buentello
8) Give a raise? Jon Fitch
9) Go into battle with? Diego Sanchez
10) Backpack across Europe with? Forrest Griffin
11) Advise to retire? Mark Coleman
12) Take medical advice from? Stitch
13) Have children with? Arianney Celeste
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Forrest Griffin
15) Go fishing with? Cro Cop
16) Cook with? Forrest Griffin
17) Talk politics with? Mayhem Miller
18) Punch in the face? Frank Mir
19) Go on a crime spree with? Aleksander Emelianenko
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Dana White
21) Debate the meaning of life? GSP
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Heath Herring
But if you are stupid, you will be beaten with a stick - Proverbs 10:13
1) Fight? – Machida
2) Go to Disneyland with? – War Machine
3) Marry? – Kyra Gracie
4) Go to the bar with? – Mayhem Miller
5) Go on a four day bender with? – Dana and the Fertitta Brothers.
6) Have a training session with? – Rickson Gracie
7) Fire? – Vladim Finkelstein
8) Give a raise? – Torres/Aldo/Faber
9) Go into battle with? – Enson Inoue
10) Backpack across Europe with? – The Diaz Brothers, but just Amsterdam.
11) Advise to retire? – Sakuraba
12) Take medical advice from? – GSP
13) Have children with? – See #3 or #14
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? – Gina Carano
15) Go fishing with? – Rampage
16) Cook with? – Alistair Overeem (horsesteaks FTW… or 1RD TKO Loss)
17) Talk politics with? – Jeff Monson
18) Punch in the face? – Matt Hughes
19) Go on a crime spree with? – Lee Murray
20) Have as your wingman/woman? – El Guapo! (Bas Rutten)
21) Debate the meaning of life? – Frank Mir (always a good interview)
22) Advise to get a different haircut? – Koscheck’s weird blonde ’fro
1) Fight? Kimbo
2) Go to Disneyland with? Logan
3) Marry? Gina
4) Go to the bar with? Matt Serra
5) Go on a four day bender with? Liddell
6) Have a training session with? Randy
7) Fire? Millen
8) Give a raise? WEC
9) Go into battle with? Lee Murray
10) Backpack across Europe with? Lee Murray
11) Advise to retire? Sak, although he’s still amazing to watch.
12) Take medical advice from? Karo :^(
13) Have children with? Gina
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Celeste
15) Go fishing with? Fedor and his sweater.
16) Cook with? BJ
17) Talk politics with? War Machine
18) Punch in the face? Brock Lesnar with A Horseshoe
19) Go on a crime spree with? Lee Murray
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Anderson Silva
21) Debate the meaning of life? Vitor
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Kos
I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.
1) Fight? Gabe Rudiger
2) Go to Disneyland with? Jon Jones
3) Marry? Logan
4) Go to the bar with? Bas
5) Go on a four day bender with? Nick Diaz
6) Have a training session with? Anderson
7) Fire? Millen
8) Give a raise? Gegard Mousasi
9) Go into battle with? Tim Kennedy
10) Backpack across Europe with? Rich Franklin
11) Advise to retire? Trigg
12) Take medical advice from? Carlos Newton
13) Have children with? Logan
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Jens Pulver
15) Go fishing with? Cro Cop
16) Cook with? Wanderlei
17) Talk politics with? Monson
18) Punch in the face? Manny
19) Go on a crime spree with? Torres
20) Have as your wingman/woman? GSP
21) Debate the meaning of life? Joe Rogan
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Herring
1) Fight? Kimbo
2) Go to Disneyland with? Gina
3) Marry? None
4) Go to the bar with? Dan Hardy
5) Go on a four day bender with? Dan Henderson
6) Have a training session with? Randy Couture
7) Fire? Cung Le
8) Give a raise? Megumi Fujii
9) Go into battle with? Alistair Overeem
10) Backpack across Europe with? Fedor
11) Advise to retire? Sakuraba
12) Take medical advice from? Randy Couture
13) Have children with? Kyra Gracie
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? War Machine
15) Go fishing with? Joe Rogan
16) Cook with? Minawaman
17) Talk politics with? Joe Lauzon
18) Punch in the face? Brandon Vera
19) Go on a crime spree with? Crazy Horse
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Rampage
21) Debate the meaning of life? Diego Sanchez
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Joe Stevenson
1) Fight? edor – And yes, I’d probably curl up in the fetal position once the ref started the fight
2) Go to Disneyland with? Mayhem
3) Marry? Logan
4) Go to the bar with? Anderson Silva
5) Go on a four day bender with? Krazy Horse
6) Have a training session with? GSP
7) Fire? Tito Ortiz
8) Give a raise? Machida
9) Go into battle with? Omigawa
10) Backpack across Europe with? Elvis Sinosic
11) Advise to retire? Sakuraba
12) Take medical advice from? Randy Couture
13) Have children with? Kyra Gracie
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Joe Lauzon
15) Go fishing with? Cro Cop
16) Cook with? Kimbo
17) Talk politics with? Don Frye
18) Punch in the face? $kala
19) Go on a crime spree with? Big Nog (The dude got run over by a truck)
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Sexyama
21) Debate the meaning of life? Phil Baroni
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Josh Haynes
1) Fight? BROCKLESNAR
2) Go to Disneyland with? BROCKLESNAR
3) Marry? BROCKLESNAR
4) Go to the bar with? BROCKLESNAR
5) Go on a four day bender with? BROCKLESNAR
6) Have a training session with? BROCKLESNAR
7) Fire? BROCKLESNAR
8) Give a raise? BROCKLESNAR
9) Go into battle with? BROCKLESNAR
10) Backpack across Europe with? BROCKLESNAR
11) Advise to retire? BROCKLESNAR
12) Take medical advice from? BROCKLESNAR
13) Have children with? BROCKLESNAR
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? BROCKLESNAR
15) Go fishing with? BROCKLESNAR
16) Cook with? BROCKLESNAR
17) Talk politics with? BROCKLESNAR
18) Punch in the face? BROCKLESNAR
19) Go on a crime spree with? BROCKLESNAR
20) Have as your wingman/woman? BROCKLESNAR
21) Debate the meaning of life? BROCKLESNAR
22) Advise to get a different haircut? BROCKLESNAR
by soxrule!35 on Dec 9, 2009 9:52 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
Are you trying to summon MythBuster?
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
1) Fight? Fedor Emelianenko… after all, I’d probably be getting $200,000 to get KO’d.
2) Go to Disneyland with? I hate Disneyland… I have no clue.
3) Marry? Natasha Wicks… damn, I love her.
4) Go to the bar with? Don Frye
5) Go on a four day bender with? Drew Fickett… duh.
6) Have a training session with? Georges St. Pierre
7) Fire? Vadim Finkelstein
8) Give a raise? Josh Koscheck
9) Go into battle with? Melvin Fucking Manhoef
10) Backpack across Europe with? Badr Hari
11) Advise to retire? Kazushi Sakuraba
12) Take medical advice from? Randy Couture
13) Have children with? Gina Carano at 143
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Natasha Wicks, yeah, it’s my evil plan.
15) Go fishing with? CroCop
16) Cook with? Roy Nelson baby!
17) Talk politics with? Jeff Monson… lol
18) Punch in the face? This is tough… so many. Uhh, Tito Ortiz with brass knuckles and Frank Mir.
19) Go on a crime spree with? Krazy Horse Bennet or War Machine, go big or go home
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Phil Baroni… mad herpes infestation
21) Debate the meaning of life? Will Ribeiro
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Tim Sylvia
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
Out of any personality in MMA who would you…
1) Fight? Overeem, just to say I fought a guy who eats horsemeat
2) Go to Disneyland with? Bas
3) Marry? Logan
4) Go to the bar with? Tank
5) Go on a four day bender with? Baroni
6) Have a training session with? Fitch
7) Fire? Millen
8) Give a raise? Tom Lawlor
9) Go into battle with? Semmy
10) Backpack across Europe with? Sinosic
11) Advise to retire? Tito
12) Take medical advice from? Jason High
13) Have children with? Carano
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Tanner R.I.P.
15) Go fishing with? CroCop
16) Cook with? Kimbo
17) Talk politics with? Don Frye
18) Punch in the face? Hughes
19) Go on a crime spree with? Lee Murray
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Amir
21) Debate the meaning of life? Sakuraba
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Leben
Why would everyone go fishing with Cro Cop? Is there some story I missed?
"My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs." - BJ Penn
Look up Privlaka, Croatia
It’s a beautiful place
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
Fight: I would fight Arriany in a no holes barred grappling match.
Marry: One of the Fertittas, then get quick divorce and take half.
Training session: Diego Sanchez.
Fire: Kimbo
Give a Raise: WEC fighters
Medical Advice: STITCH!
Punch in the face: Ummm would they be allowed to hit me back? If not, Mayhem Miller. If yes, no one :(
Meaning of Life: Evan Tanner
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
rec for no holes barred.
simple, yet eloquent.
I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.
1) Fight? Evangelista Santos (winners gets Cris)
2) Go to Disneyland with? Anderson Silva
3) Marry? CYBORG (Yes, I’m serious)
4) Go to the bar with? Nate Diaz
5) Go on a four day bender with? KrazyHorse
6) Have a training session with? Bas Rutten
7) Fire? Marcus Jones
8) Give a raise? Gegard Mousasi
9) Go into battle with? Fedor
10) Backpack across Europe with? Kongo
11) Advise to retire? Tito
12) Take medical advice from? Not Kimbo
13) Have children with? Cyborg (yes, I am serious again)
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Frank Shamrock
15) Go fishing with? Don Frye
16) Cook with? Kimbo
17) Talk politics with? Don Frye
18) Punch in the face? Frank Mir/ Rashad Evans
19) Go on a crime spree with? Both Diaz’s, Rampage, and KrazyHorse
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Mayhem/Rampage
21) Debate the meaning of life? Fedor
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Brett Rogers
1) Fight? Fedor
2) Go to Disneyland with? Gina
3) Marry? Gina
4) Go to the bar with? Gina I see a trend brewing
5) Go on a four day bender with? Gina
6) Have a training session with? A Silva
7) Fire? Mazz
8) Give a raise? Faber/Torres
9) Go into battle with? Igor V
10) Backpack across Europe with? Gina
11) Advise to retire? CroCop
12) Take medical advice from? Stitch
13) Have children with? Gina
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Gina
15) Go fishing with? Alexs E
16) Cook with? Gina
17) Talk politics with? Fedor
18) Punch in the face? Kos
19) Go on a crime spree with? Rogan
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Chuck
21) Debate the meaning of life? Fedor
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Brock Lesnar
Great Fanpost
1) Sean Gannon
2) Fedor
3) Arianney
4) Chuck
5) Charles Krazy Horse Bennet
6) Recardio Liberio
7) Chris Leben
8) All WEC fighters (If just one Mike Brown)
9) Cyborg (Male)
10) Cole Miller
11) Dan Severn
12) Nick Daiz
13) Arianney
14) Micha Miller
15) Clay Gudia
16) Kimbo
17) Jeff Munson
18) Frank Mir
19) Paul Daley
20) Roger Huerta
21) Joe Rogan
22) Hong Man Choi
Fight? Manny Pacqiao
Disneyland? Mayhem
Marry? Gina
Bar/Club? Chuck
4 day bender? Tanner RIP
Training Session? Big Country, BK sounds good.
Fire? John Pollock and/or John Ramdeen, Fight Network
Raise? Me, pay myself to watch MMA
Combat? Tim Kennedy and/or Brian Stann
Backpack Europe? Semmy Schilt, guy speaks like 5 languages.
Advise to retire? Dan Severn
Medical Advice? Seth Kleinbeck, fighter and actual family practitioner.
Children? Candice Devai, Fight Network
Couch? It’s taken.
Fishing? BJ. I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii
Cook ? Sakuraba, I love sushi.
Talk Politics? Kizer
Face punch? WEC ring announcer.
Crime Spree? LEE MURRAY!
Wingman? Matt Lindland, standing beside him I look good.
Meaning of life? Bravo, ear cough
Different haircut? Ben Henderson or Clay Guida.
I am blinded by a sea of green.
1) Fight? Fedor, it’d be over quickly
2) Go to Disneyland with? Gina
3) Marry? Kyra Gracie
4) Go to the bar with? Rashad
5) Go on a four day bender with? Ken Shamrock, seems like way too much hilarity.
6) Have a training session with? Bas
7) Fire? Guida
8) Give a raise? Hazelett
9) Go into battle with? Mirko
10) Backpack across Europe with? Hazelett
11) Advise to retire? Coleman
12) Take medical advice from? Joe Rogan
13) Have children with? Kyra Gracie
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Mirko
15) Go fishing with? Bas
16) Cook with? Kimbo
17) Talk politics with? Genki Sudo
18) Punch in the face? Matt Hughes
19) Go on a crime spree with? War Machine LMAO
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Gina
21) Debate the meaning of life? Bravo
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Chuck
Out of any personality in MMA who would you…
1) Fight? Sakuraba
2) Go to Disneyland with? Edith and ariany
3) Marry? Kerry Vera
4) Go to the bar with? Jaime Varner
5) Go on a four day bender with? i dunno
6) Have a training session with? BJ Penn
7) Fire? Houston Alexander head coach
8) Give a raise? The whole WEC promotion
9) Go into battle with? Gegard M.
10) Backpack across Europe with? Roger Huerta
11) Advise to retire? Jake Shields he’s just boring
12) Take medical advice from? Nick Diaz
13) Have children with? Gina Carano
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Kendal Grove
15) Go fishing with? Dana
16) Cook with? Shinya Aoki
17) Talk politics with? Don Frye
18) Punch in the face? Bas Rutten
19) Go on a crime spree with? Crazy Horse, WarMachine and Lee Murray
20) Have as your wingman/woman? n/a
21) Debate the meaning of life? Greg Jackson
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Hermes Franca
J mackin Roe 623
1) Fight? M1 global
2) Go to Disneyland with? Crazy Horse, WarMachine and Lee Murray
3) Marry? logan
4) Go to the bar with? Crazy Horse, WarMachine and Lee Murray
5) Go on a four day bender with? Crazy Horse, WarMachine and Lee Murray
6) Have a training session with? Damien Maia
7) Fire? M1 global
8) Give a raise? cigano
9) Go into battle with? Diego Sanchez
10) Backpack across Europe with? Crazy Horse, WarMachine and Lee Murray
11) Advise to retire? goldie….
12) Take medical advice from? stitch
13) Have children with? Gina – up the bum no babies…
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet?
15) Go fishing with? The voice
16) Cook with? Kimbo
17) Talk politics with? Dana white
18) Punch in the face? M1 Global
19) Go on a crime spree with? Crazy Horse, WarMachine and Lee Murray
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Crazy Horse, WarMachine and Lee Murray
21) Debate the meaning of life? greg jackson/ Dana White
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Roy nelson
1) Fight? Shannon Ritch for sure…
2) Go to Disneyland with? Forrest
3) Marry? Gina
4) Go to the bar with? BAS!
5) Go on a four day bender with? Rampage…
6) Have a training session with? Rampage, haha, It would be easier.
7) Fire? Gary “Jerry” Millen
8) Give a raise? Sean Sherk
9) Go into battle with? Randy
10) Backpack across Europe with? Bas again, probably b/c he’s from Holland, and I’m sure he knows about all the good bars, haha
11) Advise to retire? Travis Fulton
12) Take medical advice from? Alistair Overeem
13) Have children with? See: Marry?
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Lesnar
15) Go fishing with? Lesnar
16) Cook with? Kimbo? He’s supposed to make a mean steak, right?
17) Talk politics with? Lindland
18) Punch in the face? Tie betweenJunie and War Machine
19) Go on a crime spree with? Rampage
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Clay Guida
21) Debate the meaning of life? Vitor Belfort
22) Advise to get a different haircut? I’m gonna cheat and say facial hair, Timmah! Sylvia
I also change Crime Spree to Krazy Horse
by itsallgood013 on Dec 9, 2009 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Good call on Shannon the Cannon
You could win and it would be fun to punch his face.
"I’m sorry. I didn’t drink last night, so I’m not funny today."
-Sakuraba
1) Fight? Machida
2) Go to Disneyland with? Fedor
3) Marry? Logan
4) Go to the bar with? Bas
5) Go on a four day bender with? Melvin Guillard >_>
6) Have a training session with? Machida
7) Fire? Tito
8) Give a raise? Pat Barry
9) Go into battle with? Diego
10) Backpack across Europe with? Kongo
11) Advise to retire? Matt Hughes
12) Take medical advice from? Dr Johnny Benjamin
13) Have children with? Logan
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Jon Jones
15) Go fishing with? Brock
16) Cook with? Kimbo
17) Talk politics with? Monson
18) Punch in the face? Tito
19) Go on a crime spree with? Dan Hardy
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Bas
21) Debate the meaning of life? Evan Tanner
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Saunders (dude, those sideburns…)
23) Fist pump like a champ with?
Frankie Edgar
by mr. gogoplata on Dec 10, 2009 2:56 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
Uhhh… no way dude. Diego Sanchez.
Follow me on Twitter @lelandroling
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
by Leland Roling on Dec 10, 2009 9:30 AM EST up reply actions
Rec'd because I'm a "Jersey Shore" addict
Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade
REC to the fullest.
So full of win. LMAO
I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.
1) Fight? Dana White
2) Go to Disneyland with? Marcus Jones
3) Marry? Gina Carano
4) Go to the bar with? Forrest Griffin
5) Go on a four day bender with? Joe Rogan
6) Have a training session with? Maia
7) Fire? Dana White
8) Give a raise? Anderson Silva
9) Go into battle with? CroCop (anit-terrorism knowledge)
10) Backpack across Europe with? Eddie Bravo
11) Advise to retire? Chuck
12) Take medical advice from? Stitch
13) Have children with? Carano
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Houston
15) Go fishing with? GSP
16) Cook with? Kimbo
17) Talk politics with? Lindland
18) Punch in the face? Dana White
19) Go on a crime spree with? Rampage
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Couture
21) Debate the meaning of life? Fedor (I like short conversations sometimes)
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Urijah
BOOSH
1) Fight? Butterbean
2) Go to Disneyland with? Lyoto Machida
3) Marry? Roxy Modafferi
4) Go to the bar with? Bas Rutten
5) Go on a four day bender with? Gina Carano
6) Have a training session with? Frank Shamrock, just so I could go “dude. My tae kwon do class is more hardcore.”
7) Fire?Tito
8) Give a raise? Jeff Curran
9) Go into battle with?Cris Santos
10) Backpack across Europe with? Erin Toughill
11) Advise to retire? Randy Couture
12) Take medical advice from? Big Nog. I’m sure he’s got a ton of advice on hygiene.
13) Have children with?Roxy again.
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet?Miguel Torres
15) Go fishing with? Urijah Faber, I’m sure he’d be great bait.
16) Cook with? Kimbo.
17) Talk politics with? Pat Miletich, I love antagonizing republicans.
18) Punch in the face? Thales Leites. Thales Leites. Dear God, Thales Leites.
19) Go on a crime spree with? Chuck Liddell
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Shinya Aoki
21) Debate the meaning of life? Nick Diaz
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Urijah Faber
by inadvertentgroinstrike on Dec 11, 2009 2:58 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Rec’d because you have balls… I wouldn’t ever fight Butterbean because I have claustrophobia. I’d be afraid to get lost in a tit or something.
by itsallgood013 on Dec 11, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A Woman's Take...
1) Fight?
Kim Couture
2) Go to Disneyland with?
Forrest Griffin
3) Marry?
GSP
4) Go to the bar with?
Chuck Lidell
5) Go on a four day bender with?
melvin Guillard
6) Have a training session with?
Greg jackson’s Camp
7) Fire?
Since Houston just got the boot… I’ll say… Kimbo
8) Give a raise?
To every fighter who makes less than 50K a fight
9) Go into battle with?
Cro cop
10) Backpack across Europe with?
Micheal bisping
11) Advise to retire?
Tito
12) Take medical advice from?
A ringside doc seems appropriate
13) Have children with?
GSP
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet?
Keith Jardine
15) Go fishing with?
I dont do the whole fishing thing….
16) Cook with?
As a chef, this would be cook FOR…. brock Lesnar, just to see how much it would take to fill him up hahaha
17) Talk politics with?
Matt Serra
18) Punch in the face?
KOSCHECK
19) Go on a crime spree with?
War Machine hahaha
20) Have as your wingman/woman?
Gina Carano
21) Debate the meaning of life?
Diego Sanchez
22) Advise to get a different haircut?
KOSCHECK
by Annie83 on Dec 12, 2009 10:54 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
rec for the female perspective. lol
I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.
1) Fight? Aoiki for a battle!
2) Go to Disneyland with? Jason “Mayhem” Miller, ’nuff said.
3) Marry? Kyra Gracie.
4) Go to the bar with? Eddie Bravo based on Joe Rogan stories.
5) Go on a four day bender with? Joe Rogan, definitely.
6) Have a training session with? Kazushi Sakuraba
7) Fire? Tito Ortiz
8) Give a raise? Jone Jones
9) Go into battle with? Gregard Mousasi.
10) Backpack across Europe with? Fedor.
11) Advise to retire? Chuck Liddell, he also needs to get clean.
12) Take medical advice from? Randy Couture.
13) Have children with? My wife of course, Kyra Gracie.
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet? Ryo Chonan!
15) Go fishing with? Genki Sudo, then we can eat the freshest sushi ever!
16) Cook with? Fedor once more!
17) Talk politics with? Anderson Silva so neither of us could understand each other.
18) Punch in the face? Tito Ortiz.
19) Go on a crime spree with? War Machine.
20) Have as your wingman/woman? Rampage, bar none.
21) Debate the meaning of life? Mayhem Miller.
22) Advise to get a different haircut? Clay Guida.
1) Fight?Fedor (im 270 6’2) i might have a chance if someone kidnapped his kids
2) Go to Disneyland with?Rampage
3) Marry?Anyone of the ring girls
4) Go to the bar with?Joe Rogan 4 sho
5) Go on a four day bender with?Chris Leben just to see how many people he would kill
6) Have a training session with?Wanderlia Silva
7) Fire?Koschek he’s a cocksucker
8) Give a raise?Jon Jones
9) Go into battle with?Chuck Liddel
10) Backpack across Europe with?Joe Daddy Stevenson
11) Advise to retire?Tim Sylvia
12) Take medical advice from?Nick Diaz OOOWWWW yea he knows what the Cure is
13) Have children with?Ariannie
14) Invite to live on your couch until they got back on their feet?Forrest
15) Go fishing with?Machida You know he knows how to fish with just a stick and hope
16) Cook with?Goldy
17) Talk politics with?Rashad Evans
18) Punch in the face?KOSCHEK
19) Go on a crime spree with?Rampage
20) Have as your wingman/woman?Phil Baroni
21) Debate the meaning of life?Evan Tanner
22) Advise to get a different haircut?Clay Giuda
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