War Machine needs our $$$
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srsly?
Maybe I’ll give him a dollar and make sure he knows it’s from a brown guy.
"I’m sorry. I didn’t drink last night, so I’m not funny today."
-Sakuraba
by Blackout612 on Dec 7, 2009 1:14 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Hmmm
A dollar can buy a lot more “War Machine” trainwreck entertainment.
Can we donate to the people trying to put him in jail?
Some people think I am a dumb, ugly human being, but really I am a beautiful ape, with exceptional verbal skills.
by szucconi on Dec 7, 2009 1:28 PM EST reply actions 43 recs
Well, depending on your perspective, it’s either the police or the porn industry that put him jail, so pay your taxes and buy a porno, and there ya go.
i do that already. I never knew I was making such a contribution to society!
The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails, whereon my soul is grooved to run. Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering BROCKLESNAR; to the last I grapple with thee.
I recall Brett Jones and Ubernoober approaching 30 recs recently
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
Yes, and badly, I'm afraid.
"(Brock Lesnar) is never in good spirits and he's not in good spirits now." - Dana White
Nope.
I am curious about DJ Hero for ps3 though. You guys can donate to that instead.
Anything at all> War Machine
"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson
by poundnground on Dec 7, 2009 1:48 PM EST via mobile reply actions
You guys are being seriously mean
The kid is unstable but go to Jail? That’s not the right answer for anyone.
War Machine isn’t anyone
Go get that bread, Kimbo Slice. - Mike Fagan
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Dec 7, 2009 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
seriously? not the right answer for ANYONE?
The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails, whereon my soul is grooved to run. Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering BROCKLESNAR; to the last I grapple with thee.
Actually I think jail is the right answer for a lot of violent criminals.
Giving Shogun his props. I had the fight 48-47 Machida but Shogun put up a monumental performance and I am honored to have seen it in person.
by Day Man on Dec 7, 2009 2:36 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Look at the bright side...
With a name like War Machine and his “Don’t Give A Fuck” knuckle tattoos, in jail I’m sure he’ll get tons of respect ;) so he should be ok…
"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson
by poundnground on Dec 7, 2009 2:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Plus
He’ll still get to fight and fuck. Sounds like a pretty good deal..
"I’m sorry. I didn’t drink last night, so I’m not funny today."
-Sakuraba
by Blackout612 on Dec 7, 2009 2:24 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
So nothing changes really. Yup, sounds like a good deal.
"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson
by poundnground on Dec 7, 2009 2:29 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
“Prison is a lot like high school. The sex you want, you ain’t getting and the sex you’re getting…you don’t want.”
Giving Shogun his props. I had the fight 48-47 Machida but Shogun put up a monumental performance and I am honored to have seen it in person.
by Day Man on Dec 7, 2009 2:38 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Haha
What movie is that from?
"I’m sorry. I didn’t drink last night, so I’m not funny today."
-Sakuraba
Entirely too much info.
The only thing Jon Jones does better than Matt Hamill is hear.
(And smash faces)
by ufc4 on Dec 7, 2009 4:53 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Violent recidivist offender doesn’t belong outside of civilized society? Que?
by asa on Dec 7, 2009 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
Get in fights in a ring instead of on the street
They pay you if its in a ring.
But seriously the kid needs to get a few fights in if he wants to pay his bills. I’m sure he can hop on 2 local shows this month easily and have all the cash he needs for this
If you want freedom WM, then fight for it
Also, I heard gay porn pays great. I’m just sayin.
If it came down to it would you rather sleep with a guy on film for cash as a free man, or be force to have sex with a guy in jail for free?
by HighNoon on Dec 7, 2009 2:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fingers crossed. Hope he goes to jail. Maybe it’ll scare his ass back to reality and change his name back to Jon while he’s at it. He needs a serious reality check and jail is the perfect place for someone like his dumb ass.
"Well... You're damned if you do, and You're damned if you don't."- Bart Simpson
by poundnground on Dec 7, 2009 2:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
AH. There it is.
WM in gay porn should be able to hustle (pardon the pun) his money. I wonder what is stopping him?
The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails, whereon my soul is grooved to run. Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering BROCKLESNAR; to the last I grapple with thee.
Great comments
Put it another way – donate to keep a violent offender free. He really is crazy.
So what happened? Did he turn himself in, was he arrested, what? I’m glad he wasn’t shot resisting arrest, at least.
"I'd love to be a Cheick Kongo looking brother that could actually move and do a lot of funky stuff - Jiu Jitsu, takedowns, kicks and stuff." - Jon Jones.
turned himself in, but he has to pay bail and lawyer fees..
I have the feeling he’s getting off with the self-defense excuse though.
by Anton Tabuena on Dec 7, 2009 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
Oh shit
If he represents himself, will he beat himself up??
"I’m sorry. I didn’t drink last night, so I’m not funny today."
-Sakuraba
Would be cool if we got to see him on Locked Up Raw on msnbc. Would be a way for him to continue his reality television career.
by mburtoni on Dec 7, 2009 3:14 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Why?
no seriously, why would I donate money to someone who screwed up their life on purpose? My money is actually gonna go to someone who needs it, not to some looser trying to dodge responsibility.
I'll donate 500 bucks
If he legally changes his name to Cornjolio.
"Mindwarp earthlings seek to change our path" - Nick Blinko
Let’s all flood SayNoToJail@yahoo.com with emails about how fucking stupid he is.
The only thing Jon Jones does better than Matt Hamill is hear.
(And smash faces)
Why oh why didn’t he already move to Thailand like he said he was going to?
by Monday Morning Martial Artist on Dec 8, 2009 8:24 AM EST reply actions
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