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The Ultimate Fighter 10 Finale - Live Results and Commentary

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As with every major show, BloodyElbow.com will be here to bring you live results and commentary for The Ultimate Fighter 10 Finale.  The live blog will start with the beginning of the Spike broadcast (at 9PM ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.

As always we have our one rule: NO SPOILERS! In the interest of not ruining anything from the undercard that may make the broadcast we ask that you do not discuss the results of the undercard in the comments until either the broadcast ends or the fight makes the air.

So again, join us for the show and share your thoughts as the event unfolds.

The Spike TV broadcast is live

Marcus Jones v. Matt Mitrione -Round 1 - Low kick from Jones and he clinches up with Mitrione and drives him to the mat.  Side control for Jones who is looking for an arm.  Mitrione is able to get back to his feet though.  Lunging punches from Jones.  His stand-up technique is pretty awful.  Marcus drops down with an arm in guillotine and can't finish it.  Davis looks to lock up a triangle now but Mitrione escapes and they stand back up.  Another takedown for Davis after an exchange.  Matt stands up quickly though.  They exchange shots, both men land and Jones looked a bit hurt but did get a takedown off of it.  The round ends and it was 10-9 Jones on takedowns and positional control.  Round 2 - Very quickly in the round Matt Mitrione lands a hard shot and Jones goes down.  A few more punches and the fight is all over.  Matt Mitrione wins by KO, round 2.

Frankie Edgar v. Matt Veach - Round 1 - Veach shoots and Edgar pulls him off with ease.  Left hook by Veach lands and then another failed takedown attempt.  Head kick by Edgar but Veach catches it and takes him down.  Edgar stands up and Veach with a huge slam to put it back on the mat.  Edgar stands up and Veach slams him again, but Edgar stands up again.  Left hand lands for Veach.  Body kick by Frankie lands hard.  Two punch combo by Edgar and Veach looks to be tiring quickly.  Left hook lands by Veach and that has been his money punch.  Jab lands for Veach.  Overhand right by Veach and then two more punches that land.  Jab lands hard for Frankie now.  Veach slips after a punch.  Left hook by Edgar.  The round ends and while close I'd give the edge to Veach.  Round 2 - Edgar shoots and Veach just pushes him off.  Veach now looking for a takedown.  Edgar scores with a quick hand combo.  Edgar is using speed and just outworking Veach this round. Right hand lands for Edgar and Veach's legs go wobbly. Edgar follows him to the ground and is landing a lot of shots but Veach keeps trying to move.  Vinally Veach gives up his back and Edgar sinks in the choke for the finish.  Frankie Edgar wins by submission (rear naked choke), round 2.

Mark Bocek vs. Joe Brammer - Undercard action being shown. Round 1 - Brammer throwing leg kicks and letting his hands go.  Right hand lands by Bocek and he clinches up with Brammer against the cage.  Bocek with the takedown and Brammer stands up but gets his back taken.  Body triangle by Bocek and he lands a few punches looking for the choke.  Brammer stands up and Bocek takes his back standing again.  Bocek sinks the coke and Brammer is forced to tap out standing.  Mark Bocek wins by submission (rear naked choke), round 1.

Kimbo Slice v. Houston Alexander - Round 1 - Houston's hands are high as he circles on the outside.  Over one minute with nothing but circling.  Leg kick by Alexander.  Another inside leg kick lands.  And again.  A few more land and it's just circling and landing the leg kicks by Houston.  Kimbo starts throwing and Houston clinches looking for the knees but no one lands anything.  Houston uses head movement as Kimbo throws hands and it's Alexander landing the meaningful punches.  Kimbo can't really get anything going as he eats a leg kick any time the distance closes.  10-9 round easy for Houston.  Round 2 - Hard leg kick by Houston.  And another.  Kimbo with a wide punch that misses by a mile.  Kimbo has no clue what to do and Alexander doesn't seem like he plans on changing anything.  Jab lands for Kimbo.  They clinch up and KImbo with a takedown into the mount.  Houston stands up and eats a punch.  Houston slips and Kimbo lands a few punches but Houston looked unaffected.  Kimbo with a huge rear suplex and Houston stands up.  Another takedown by Kimbo and he has mount.  A few big shots from Kimbo and Houston gives up his back.  Kimbo takes his back then back to the mount.  Houston is able to escape back to standing and the round ends.  10-9 Kimbo that round to even the fight up.  Round 3 - Leg kick by Houston early.  They're trading punches with both guys landing. Jabs by both men. Right hand by Kimbo, two shots in return by Alexander.  Punch lands for Houston.  Leg kick lands for Houston and Kimbo missed a punch.  Leg kick by Houston drops Kimbo and Houston lands a few punches.  Takedown by Kimbo and he is in half guard.  They're stood up with 1:10 left in the fight.  Leg kick by Houston.  Leg kicks are starting to hurt Kimbo now.  Houston hurts Kimbo with and elbow toward the end of the round and lands another leg kick.  10-9 Houston on my card to give him a 29-28 win.  Official Scorecards: 29-28, 29-28, 30-27 Kimbo Slice.  Kimbo Slice wins by unanimous decision.

Jon Jones v. Matt Hamill - Round 1- Front kick to the face misses for Jones.  Leg kick for Hamill.  Right hook lands for Jones as he tries to work from the outside and use his length.  Leg kick by Hamill again.  Hamill misses with a leg kick and eats a jab.  Right hand by Jones.  Leg kicks land for Jones and Hamill can't get the single leg.  Great leg kick by Jones, knee to the body and a great trip takedown.  Jones quickly to mount and he is just pouring on ground and pound from the mount.  Big elbows cut open Hamill.  12-to-6 elbows are thrown by Jones and the ref takes a point from Jones.  Hamill is bleeding badly and he doesn't want to fight any more.  The fight is over.  We'll see if it is called a DQ, draw or TKO win for Jones.  Matt Hamill wins by disqualification.  The 12-to-6 elbow rule is stupid and Jones losing a disqualification is a shame.  Hamill got a win for getting his face beaten off.

Brendan Schaub v. Roy Nelson - Round 1 - Schaub popping crisp jabs early.  Brendan avoids a takedown and unloads a flurry of punches but Nelson is able to get a clinch and a takedown.  Nelson looking to secure an arm but can't do anything with it.  Pass to side control now.  Schaub is able to power back to his feet without taking any damage.  Right hand lands for Schaub and now a combination.  Nelson fires back a big right hand.  Schaub with a hard jab again.  Nelson with a right and and Schaub with a few in return.  Left hook lands for Schaub.  Right hand by Nelson and Schaub is out cold!  Roy Nelson wins by knockout, round 1.

 

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Over/Under

3 spinning moves by Jones

3 minutes in Kimbo/Houston fight

3 double whoppers with cheese for Big Country

We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.

by Anthony Pace on Dec 5, 2009 4:46 PM EST reply actions  

I’m hoping for a spinning takedown, a double KO (kimbo + little crying dude in his entourage), and Big Country eating leather.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Over

Over, due too Kimbos new found ground game ;)

Way over, I’m thinking 5 maybe 6

by proflex on Dec 5, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I gots,

Roy Nelson
Jon Jones
Houston Alexander
Frankie Edgar
Marcus Jones

James McSweeney
Justin Wren
Brian Stann
John Howard
Mark Bocek

by Anton Tabuena on Dec 5, 2009 4:55 PM EST reply actions  

I'm right there with you

kind of skeptical about my Nelson > Schaub and Jones > Mitrione picks, though. Schaub hits hard and has shown that he can scramble out of bad positions on the ground, and Nelson’s wrestling isn’t the best; Jones has great takedowns and ground transitions/ positioning, but he does not like getting hit at all, and Mitrione is a guy that will look to pour it on standing

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by ElliotMatheny on Dec 5, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Alexander has one kidney, so I assume that he doesn’t cut weight and is natural 205er, and normally (with two kidneys) would fight at MW. Poor Kimbo.

by dancingChicken on Dec 5, 2009 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

My Picks

Main Card:
Brendan Schaub
Jon Jones
Houston Alexander
Frankie Edgar
Marcus Jones

Prelims:
Darrill Schoonover
Justin Wren
Brian Stann
John Howard
Marc Bocek

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 5:06 PM EST reply actions  

I’m picking against Darrill just because I can’t really imagine his mind being in it right now. If I was in his situation my mind sure in the hell wouldn’t be on MMA right now.

by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 5:15 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Mcsweeney was also doing well against Nelson til he got cocky and gave him his chin. Tough fighter.

by ElStIkO on Dec 5, 2009 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Rewatching the fight now

James isn’t landing that many clean strikes, and definitely nothing with power behind it. His best strikes are lonely jabs.

by Shaun32887 on Dec 5, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he's going to use that as fuel, plus I hate McSweeney.

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I can’t stand Mcsweeney either and u could be right, I would just imagine it being a pretty big distraction.

by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 6:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I can’t stand Mcsweeney either, basically for the way he was so far up Rashad’s arse and just generally being a prick. Don’t like Big Baby either for what he did to Mitrione, he had no right – even if Mitrione is a d-bag.

by Ilias on Dec 5, 2009 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

You guys sure seem to like fat Roy Nelson pictures…

by TLow on Dec 5, 2009 5:18 PM EST reply actions  

Is there a different kind?

by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 5:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

ehhh

Still got a pretty big belly there,

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

never said he looked like Overeem there..

but that’s Medium Sized, compared to the Extra Large Burger King feasting belly we now call Roy.

by Anton Tabuena on Dec 5, 2009 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

And what good did that do Overeem last night?

"(Brock Lesnar) is never in good spirits and he's not in good spirits now." - Dana White

by duck on Dec 5, 2009 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Well he almost killed that one guy.

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Over/Under

4 times Rogan says Athletic and Explosive

by IRodC on Dec 5, 2009 5:34 PM EST reply actions  

“Unorthodox striking”

by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 6:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

'Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice (insert strike here)"

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I got

Nelson
Jones
Alexander
Edgar
Mitrione
Schoonover
Wren
Wallace
Hallman
Brammer

by swells2048 on Dec 5, 2009 6:01 PM EST reply actions  

No way Brammer beats Bocek.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Is there a chance that Roy could ever come in over 265?

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 6:13 PM EST reply actions  

Why not. Fat has no limits.

by dancingChicken on Dec 5, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Keep Brock company at SHW.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I got Schaub and Kimbo with the upsets.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 6:40 PM EST reply actions  

I think he has a chance as long as he keeps it standing.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

^this

If “Big Baby” gets him on the ground, Mitrione is losing a limb or consciousness. Hell, he might even lose both.

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

did you see

the darkness just put the second last guy he fought in his back? didn’t even trip in, just overpowered him and put him there. Mitrione is in for a long night.

by proflex on Dec 5, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

If Matt times it right and lands a big shot, he might have a chance

:) I wonder if he brought some of his old football buddies in and practiced knees to a tackling opponent

by Shaun32887 on Dec 5, 2009 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Even though Mitrione’s striking isn’t at all developed, he’s got heavy hands and Marcus seems to have a weak jaw. I’m fairly sure Marcus is going to take it, but Mitrione definitely has a “puncher’s chance.”

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not sure why people keep saying Marcus has a weak jaw. Was it because he got hit 5 times in the face while he was on the ground?

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Not his first time getting KO'ed...

he seems to wilt a little bit when he gets tapped on the chin.

I don’t think it’s “weak” but i don’t think he reacts all that well to the whole “getting hit” thing.

I really enjoy the guy though so I’m hoping for the best

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

He's had a TKO loss before

but I think it’s mostly due to the way he just dropped after getting tagged with that right hand from Brendan

by Shaun32887 on Dec 5, 2009 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

No undercard thread?

by Meshuggeth on Dec 5, 2009 7:23 PM EST reply actions  

I was wondering about that as well.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I always look up the results anyways

by Meshuggeth on Dec 5, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

No staff predictions?

"My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs." - BJ Penn

by Tim Burke on Dec 5, 2009 7:23 PM EST reply actions  

The tubes tend to taper near the west.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm taking tapers

 in college right now, anyone want the formula to find out how much smaller it is over the length? ;)

by proflex on Dec 5, 2009 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

D = ax?

where D is diameter, x is distance from a 0 point, and a is a constant?

by Shaun32887 on Dec 5, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Crazy fight on the undercard

Thats all I’ll say

by Meshuggeth on Dec 5, 2009 7:45 PM EST reply actions  

Yup! That was nuts.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Where are you seeing this?

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

mmajunkie play by play

by Meshuggeth on Dec 5, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Preciate that

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn’t he the Golden Boy, God’s Gift to Football?

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah...

maybe he shouldn’t have picked today to suck

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

As a long time Gator fan...

I came here to watch the fights and spy on the funny guys here.

Please do not bring this up anymore. From a fellow Seahawk fan to another. Im freaking devastated.

by Slica on Dec 5, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

From a UGA fan, suck it, it’s time you didn’t win everything ;)

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by Anthony Pace on Dec 5, 2009 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Main Card Picks

Schaub over Nelson
Houston over Kimbo
Jones over Mitrione
Edgar over Veach
Jones over Hamill

ME! BANE!

by SSreporters on Dec 5, 2009 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

Picks

Neslon
Houston
Hamill
Edgar
The Darkness

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by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

Am I the only one who can’t wait to see the payroll for this fight?

What is the over/under on Kimbo’s salary?

by xDieseLx on Dec 5, 2009 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

Kimbo's salary will be over 50k.

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

and well earned too!

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t expect a big number on the report.

It wouldn’t surprise me if Spike is giving him a decent sum that isn’t technically “fight purse”

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet that Kimbo makes more than the rest of the card put together.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats what I was thinking, but Hamill might make a decent amount at this point.

by xDieseLx on Dec 5, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Schaub
Jones
Edgar
Houston
Other Jones

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

let's do this thing

a six of harpoon winter warmer and free fights. can’t complain

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 8:57 PM EST reply actions  

and it's aawwnn!

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 8:58 PM EST reply actions  

I really want to see Kimbo get the KO.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 8:58 PM EST reply actions  

I’m with you. I’m really pulling for him.

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

“Hoping to prove once and for all he’s not just a backyard brawler”

Shouldn’t they say, hoping to prove finally?

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:00 PM EST reply actions  

Is this the most black guys on a main card????

jones, alexander, kimbo, the darkness???

seems higher than usual

by dbcb on Dec 5, 2009 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

I don't usually count

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

um...

Did their highlight reel for Kimbo consist of the same punch shown from three different angles?

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 9:02 PM EST reply actions  

Haha, I thought the same exact thing.

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much, yeah. But he’ll provide them with more footage after tonight.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, I get why: that fight is all the footage of him that the UFC owns, and he didn’t do much in the fight.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Should have used his Youtube stuff.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s not a street fighter, anymore! …hopefully.

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

You would think.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Goldberg impersonator in the crowd.

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by Mike Fagan on Dec 5, 2009 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

O/U 100 comments solely on the announcing team?

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

The Roy Nelson Affliction T-Shirt!

Nelson
Hamill (yes Hamill :) )
Kimbo
Marcus
Frankie

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

I want that shirt, men’s small please.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, only comes in XXXL

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Comes in Big Country

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It’s a Roy Nelson shirt. It only comes in 4XL.

"My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs." - BJ Penn

by Tim Burke on Dec 5, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Can Roy even wear an Affliction shirt, they fit kinda tight.

"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday

by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn’t cover his gut completely.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

"Maybe after this fight, I'll do a cookbook"

lol. Burger King might have a problem with you giving recipes for whoppers and such.

Welcome to the Machida Error.

by slapjaw ackrite on Dec 5, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I assume the bones belong to all the animals that valiantly sacrificed themselves so Roy could get the Country Deluxe Grand Slam breakfast at Denny’s?

by sBruce24 on Dec 6, 2009 6:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Anyone else just wanna see if Kimbo has gotten better at all?

I wanna know if it was Bas or Kimbo….. (prolly both)

by dbcb on Dec 5, 2009 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

Lol

Is that Orson Welles?

by Meshuggeth on Dec 5, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Socrates?

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

I keep thinking they look alike for some reason.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Who do you think Season 11 coaches are?

I’m hoping that it’s Renzo/Hughes.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

Chuck/Tito

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow

I think that’s actually a really cool idea.

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

That would actually be Legendary

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Tito may have his faults, but he is a pretty good coach.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I got no probs as him as a coach

I’d just rather see him take some more fights and not remain inactive.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think I could watch another season of Hughes, Renzo would be great tho

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Renzo Vs McLovin

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Faber/Torres!

"My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs." - BJ Penn

by Tim Burke on Dec 5, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

ugh

What a horrible GD show.

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I HOPE THIS ONE IS ABOUT TITS AND BONERS!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I like that show.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Kimbo shocks the world tonight… Wins RD1 Triangle Choke!

by Red Dragons on Dec 5, 2009 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

MArcus Jones needs to work on his mean stare.

by phillyhoosfan on Dec 5, 2009 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

Rule #1 about video games based on movies: don’t play video games based on movies.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

not ALWAYS true...

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Exception: Chronicles of Riddick

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

*

Except Goldeneye and Ghostbusters of course.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Knights of the Old Republic, too.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

jaws for nintendo was pretty sweet

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

The trick is

don’t play video games based on movies that are released around the same time as the movie. If they make a game about a movie a few years later, there’s a chance it will be ok

by Shaun32887 on Dec 5, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

What about movies based on games?

Max Payne anyone? lol

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Perfect Dark would make a good spy thriller with the right director.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Perfect Dark Zero was awful though :(

Joanna Dark was hot though.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember PD64 ran so slow though with 4 players and 8 bots. Still awesum though.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll just pretend you didn’t bring up PD:Z…

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

More development time.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Im watching some overseas stream

And everyone has english accents in the commercials! Boooooooo!!!!!

by MauiPimpin on Dec 5, 2009 9:09 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Buy the PPV next time.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Move to a real state...

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

British Accents > American Accents

Unless it’s McSweeney

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Educated British Accents > American Accents

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Big baby via gorilla pound.

by mr. gogoplata on Dec 5, 2009 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

Take your last good look at intact Meathead, everyone.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

TUF 10 Finale: Maybe more cardio?

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

Mitrione by straight right

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

Mitrione’s accent changed…anyone else notice?

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

Brain damage

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

he doesn’t sound like he’s been smoking for 20 years anymore

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s all the swelling

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

AH! of course...

how could I have forgot

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe he has a “cracked skull”

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

that excuse only works...

when your an asshole who dies his hair blonde.

by mr. gogoplata on Dec 5, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

is that a paris hilton joke?

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey guys.

The doctor told him he could fight,

by mr. gogoplata on Dec 5, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Meathead has hevay hands so he could drop Big Baby.

by Red Dragons on Dec 5, 2009 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Money May vs Pacman > everything else for the next 5 years.

by mmalogic on Dec 5, 2009 9:14 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

ZZZZZZZZZZZOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!

Off topic!

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Correct...

but not really sure what that has to do with Marcus Jones v. Matt Mitrione

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s the point… who cares about Big Sloth vs Big Baby.

by mmalogic on Dec 5, 2009 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for coming by to spread your usual holiday cheer.

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to get excited about it, but I just can’t make myself like boxing. It’s awesome that it’s happening, but it’s not like I’ll actually watch it…

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

once in a generation fight. Open a playboy to get excited if you have to – but make sure you climax during this fight.

by mmalogic on Dec 5, 2009 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

What

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I understand the magnitude, all right – it’s just actually watching it will probably bore me.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

a possible match up between anderson silva and fedor beats that for me though

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

C'mon Darkness!

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

He uses it well to tap out

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

HAHA

It’s probably why he made the NFL, honestly. Little stuff like that does the trick.

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m saving that comment for Jon Jones.

50% more Ultimate than the leading competitor.

by Dodectagon on Dec 5, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

yup…. mitrione still looks like he just rolled outta bed.

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

Mitrione's corner didn't even want to clap for him.

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

big baby!

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

Im calling for a horrible stoppage

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

Why are the refs now wearing bowling shirts?

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

Gorilla Man-ness

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

"From the producer of Righteous KIll and Street Kings"

Advertisers really did have a tough time promoting that movie.

by phillyhoosfan on Dec 5, 2009 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

That’s awesome that Marcus is using “Big Baby” instead of “The Darkness” as his nickname lol

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

IMO Everyone’s Opinion

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Awkward takedown shots from Marcus

by Tonley on Dec 5, 2009 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

Come on Big Baby! make my pick come true!

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by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

Hi all.

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by BadB on Dec 5, 2009 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

Great camera angle from floor level

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

Ahead of Ray Lewis

talk about a bad draft pick.

No offense marcus.

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

It's the bucs.

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

wow, matt didn’t tap as soon as the choke was coming on

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

or at least he didn’t immediately stick out his hand to prepare to tap. That was the saddest thing about his last fight.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I can’t even imagine how good Jones would have been if he got into MMA 10-15 years ago.

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Jones is rawer than sushi.

by Verklemptomaniac on Dec 5, 2009 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

Oh great, they're gassing

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

this is some toughman contest level striking

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

He needs a chin tho

10-9 Jones

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

10-9 Big Baby

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

ha, nice find

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Football Evander Holyfield

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

109 Jones

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

on the 109 point must system

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Better than the current system

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Jones has the worst striking I’ve seen on a UFC show in YEARS

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

Worse than Dean Listers?

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yes

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I want BEEF

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Jones is gonna get knocked out

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by BadB on Dec 5, 2009 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

nice!

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by BadB on Dec 5, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Raw potential

its weird to see such a big monster like big baby be so terrible at punching and so good with his jits

by mason_beer on Dec 5, 2009 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

zero chin at all

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

yep

got KO’d on the show, and if I’m not mistaken, I think I heard he got KO’d twice before as well, that’s a lot of KO’s for only a total of 7 fights

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

probably had concussions in nfl

couldn’t have helped

Welcome to the Machida Error.

by slapjaw ackrite on Dec 5, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOO!

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Welp, that was inevitable.

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Fuckin hell

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Dammit

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

But I knew it was going to happen

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I can see it coming from the from the first minutes of round one.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

So you guys picked Mitrione on mma playground huh?

by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 9:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Glass Jaw

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

This is one of the few times that someone says glass jaw that I agree 100%

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

yea, I know a lot of people say that when someone just gets caught or gets hit by someone that always KOs

But, yea, Marcus really does always get rocked really easy, really quick with any solid shot (maybe he took too many hits in football? idk)

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow Jones is awful.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

so, that’s one prospect down. :(

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by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Really?

Mitrione showed good potential getting off the ground and winning with his hands.

by mason_beer on Dec 5, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

He got Kimboed

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

I am sad.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

well, it’s definetely equal to the TUF fights… you’d think they’d be a bit better by now

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

Mitrione was more convincing.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I like how he missed the first knee he threw by a mile :P

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

“more” convincing.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Had a feeling this is the way it would go
Mitrone isnt that bad he just needs more confidence and heart

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by pitbull187 on Dec 5, 2009 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

Very Nice… Yea thats always been the knock on Jones Glass Jaw

by pRoXiMo on Dec 5, 2009 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

No future for Jones…no future for Mitrione…

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

Sex Pistols

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

GOD SAVE THE BROCKLESNAR

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

or is that the clash?

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, Sex Pistols

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly...

Mitrione got on the card because of the trumped up “feud” between them and because the audience liked Marcus.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

No future for anyone but Nelson.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

His future isnt that bright either

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by pitbull187 on Dec 5, 2009 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

This is his future.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Mmmm donuts.

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by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

well, that sucks...

I was pulling for Marcus, but knew exactly that might happen.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

wow Big Baby its not hard to at least keep your hands up

by Koob on Dec 5, 2009 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

Hands up, Big Baby

any LA Boxing class will teach you that

by mason_beer on Dec 5, 2009 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

back to grappling tourneys

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

Sad Panda.

"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito Ortiz on Vitor Belfort at Affliction:DOR

by Rundownloser on Dec 5, 2009 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

Marcus needs to quit, it’s only going to get worse. He’s just asking for an early bout of Alzheimer’s.

by An0nymous on Dec 5, 2009 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

yep...

He does not need to be taking any more shots to the head. An NFL career is bad enough in that respect.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Seems that 15 years of using your head as a battering ram is bad for your jaw.

Keep firing Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

What does “im rubbish with chat up lines” mean?

by MauiPimpin on Dec 5, 2009 9:26 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

What does "What does “im rubbish witch chat up lines” mean? mean?

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

You just blew my mind

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Just can't get away with a glass jaw at heavyweight

ah well, at least you’ve got that first round pick NFL money to fall back on

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

cue “this is my last fight” speech from jones

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

Hulk is in TNA? :*(

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe they are there scouting Kimbo

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by pitbull187 on Dec 5, 2009 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

LOL!

Hulk Hogan and Bishoff at the event that boasts Kimbo Slice? The conversion is almost complete!

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

Did Todd Duffee just give Hulk Hogan the bunny ears? My life is complete.

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by Rundownloser on Dec 5, 2009 9:27 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

uh oh...

They’re using the limited camera angle of Mitrione being announced… hope Marcus is okay.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

Even his voice reminds me of Mir, pure heel material.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

If you have no chin stick to grappling tournaments for fuck sake…

by mmalogic on Dec 5, 2009 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

Thats dumb

What if you want to fight?

Just protect it

by Meshuggeth on Dec 5, 2009 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

protect it? this isnt boxing where you can get away with it.

by mmalogic on Dec 5, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Matt is running on a litle bit of adrenaline.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

Those shots at the end were totally unnecessary. Mitrione is just confirming… sorry, I’m not supposed to bash fighters.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

Matt just said Jones had retard strength…DB +1000

by Koob on Dec 5, 2009 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

Retard strength?

That’s not gonna go over well..

by MSEMCEE on Dec 5, 2009 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

Stut-Stut-Stut-Stut-Stut-ter

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

He’s got a migraine again

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

haha, Roy has some Elvis hair going on

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

or a bloated teen wolf

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

don’t joke the belly

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Physique too.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Mitirione sounded like Boomhauer

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

Rape boxing?

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this some kind of new sport from Japan?

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Similar to murderball.

by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 9:36 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Ohhhhhh shiiiit

UFC Undisputed 2010! Yeaaah baby!

by Sauce on Dec 5, 2009 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

i’m holding out for the EA game

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

UFC HATER!

….JK

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Im thinking that ill have to try both. Different developers can make a huge difference. But Undisputed also has the advantage of already having a system in place and working on perfecting it.

by Sauce on Dec 5, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

new ufc game hope it has the ability to get against the cage in this one

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by pitbull187 on Dec 5, 2009 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

+ Lefties

Keep firing Assholes!

More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.

by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

+ 95% of the fighters not feeling exactly the same

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

+Clay Guida’s hair

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

And Nate marquardt as a kickboxer/BJJ fighter, not a boxer/wrestler :/.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

And BJJ Black Belt Wandy Silva being a MT/BJJ guy...etc

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

ya more fighting styles as well. I think you should be able to have more than two fighting styles i mean it is mixed martial arts

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by pitbull187 on Dec 5, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

There will be Kimbo in this one

Keep firing Assholes!

More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.

by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

NOW FEATURING KIMBO SLICE

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

With or without ouchy knee?

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

and it will sell 1 million more copies!

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll buy a copy the day it comes out. The last one was awesome and this one will be marginally better!

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

dana trashing mazagatti via twitter like always

"Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass. I told him a year ago. I pulled it out of him and I beat him over the head with it." Brock Lesnar

by pitbull187 on Dec 5, 2009 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

He needs to keep Lesnar happy.

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

find it funny since brock said he was going to punch the stache off of mazagatti he hasnt had one since lol

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by pitbull187 on Dec 5, 2009 9:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Illegal knee instantly that mazzagatti doesn’t call even when he is staring right at them!

 
  
I can’t believe the nevada state athletic comm puts him in there!!!! Guy knows nothing about MMA. Scary

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by pitbull187 on Dec 5, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Superior

OGOchoCinco
  
@danawhite Mr. White please tell Anderson Silva to stop dodging this ass whooping please!

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

lol is Schaubs fightname really “The Hybrid”? Nelson should temporarily change his to “The Gas Guzzler”

by ProfessorBLove on Dec 5, 2009 9:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Professor Whopper.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

What?

I just saw a “football” dvd commercial and all they showed was soccer highlights…. Wtf?

by MauiPimpin on Dec 5, 2009 9:34 PM EST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Real football.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you serious?

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

No

These uk commercials are just funny. Because I am American.

by MauiPimpin on Dec 5, 2009 9:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

 * whew * ok, glad to hear :)

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn Europeans

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

then what the hell is this soccer thing?

by Koob on Dec 5, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

domestic violence

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

does that include when my wife beats me up? What do they call that?

by Koob on Dec 5, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Soccim I guess

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

“Soccer is an excuse to riot” -Jim Rome

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It’s a sport made up by Wanderlei Silva and Shogun Rua using Japanese skulls.

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

They just kick around Rampage’s skull

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

ha

this one is better!

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be Foothead

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Shinball

Welcome to the Machida Error.

by slapjaw ackrite on Dec 5, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

You got good jokes.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

GO TO WARRRRRRRRR

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 9:34 PM EST reply actions  

Edgar's problem

Will all he wants, he isn’t beating BJ Penn.

by mason_beer on Dec 5, 2009 9:34 PM EST reply actions  

Edgar is about to get Werdum'd

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

35 minutes. 1 fight

by Brian Bobby on Dec 5, 2009 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

They have to kill time to make up for the 10 second Houston over Kimbo fight

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Cant wait until DVR reaches a point where you can fast forward live TV.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

True

but the ‘free’ part helps me get over it

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

haha, I know what you mean

but I’d really prefer long stretches of commercials between fights.

So, you know…I could change the channel.

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I am in brazil watching the show with no commercials, only panoramic shots of the octagon with the announcers awkwardly making conversation, that is worse than commercials for me hahahah

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d rather have that than the commercials

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m watching it with the same amount of commercials, problem is they are always the same commercials on loop. UFC107, some Extreme Snowboarding show and an ad for TUF10. I’m pretty sure i could narrate the commercials word for word now and we’re only one fight in.

Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.

by MMAussie on Dec 5, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s the Winter Sports Action Tour!

by rabrown on Dec 5, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Or was it Winter Action Sports Tour?

by rabrown on Dec 5, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha, it’s one or the other, but after the amount of times i’ve seen the ad i might be forced to watch it.

Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.

by MMAussie on Dec 5, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Frankie via "Jersey Shore"

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

Okay guys...

so ProfessorBLove is having some mobile posting problems. Quit reposting his thing trying to be funny. I’ll handle it

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, another damn fucking vampire movie.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

At least they're not emo vampires

though this one looks more like a Matrix/1984 type movie

by Shaun32887 on Dec 5, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

You know what looks dumb?

Avatar

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

word

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

No

Fern Gully Troopers is going to be awesome

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

lolol!!!

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Has James Cameron ever made a good drama? His best films are T2 & Aliens, and now he wants to “reinvent cinema”?

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I am gonna love it, but thats because I am a 3D designer

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

While I’m fuck sick of vampires…as long as it isn’t vampire abstinence porn…

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Abstinence porn just sounds wrong.

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by Richard Wade on Dec 5, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I just saw that a couple of days ago. I didn’t care for it but everyone else loved it. Don’t know what that tells anyone, but hey

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Thirst was pretty decent

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Was there an american version or just the Korean one I rtried to watch?

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Only the Korean

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Let The Right One In.

Best vampire movie ive seen in the last decade.

by Slica on Dec 5, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Only the last decade?

Too bad their ruining it with an American remake.

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Its close.

My favorite is still The Lost Boys, only because I grew up with it. Dusk Til Dawn and Interview With the Vampire were alright. Let The Right One In is a better movie than both.

And yeah, im aware of the remake. Its a shame. But hey, they ruined Rec, so why not?

by Slica on Dec 5, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Optimal Truthiness in this comment here

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh...

thought it was a bit overrated…

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I love my horror...

and I love my foreign horror…

but something about the movie didn’t do it for me.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

The children?

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Was it the lack of horror?

Or the lack of pointless gore?

Everyone has different horror tastes. Gotta give you credit for saying its overrated, as you’re the first I have heard that from. I thought the kids were pretty stellar myself.

by Slica on Dec 5, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

What I want to know

is when it was decided that 12 year old girls got to decide what was popular.

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

Breaking news?

I think Tito just went ahead and spilled the beans on who the coaches are gonna be for TUF 11. So its gonna be Ortiz vs…. ?

Via Tito’s twitter: “Im at the UFC in Vegas. Big news tonight!!!!! Watch spike tonight!!!”

by neyvit on Dec 5, 2009 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

I really wish...

he’s have put “tonight” after Vegas

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was the announcement that Jen was going to shoot a scene with War Machine.

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Man Big Baby has the worse chin I’ve seen in the UFC…That whole fight was embarrassing
Oh yea, there’s the Hulkster brother!
I’m digging Roy Nelson’s Elvis/mullet hairdo tonight

by Noah'sArk on Dec 5, 2009 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

Dixie Carter advises people to watch UFC Ultimate Fighter Finale

As reported earlier, Both Hulk Hogan and Dixie Carter are in Las Vegas and are expected to appear on tonight’s UFC Ultimate Fighter finale on SpikeTV. Some sort of TNA announcement is likely to take place on the show. The

Because if there’s anything that’s going to bring me back to sports entertainment, it’s an overacting sextigenarian sitting next to a bubblehead who has no idea about how her industry operates.

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by RoyalB on Dec 5, 2009 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

He may be an overacting sextigenarian

but he’s an overacting sextigenarian with some PYTHONS, baby!

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

damn! scrappy fight so far

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

BOOM!

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

Wtf, I watched too much TUF, this fight looks like another sport now.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 9:42 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

MMA and TUF are two completely different sports!

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

I was just thinking the same thing.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

and I’m hoping Kimbo fans are thinking exactly the same thing.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on Frankie

Use the Fist Pump

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

I know Snooki and The Situation are cheering Frankie on in some bar with a fog machine.

by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

and DJ Pauly D is in the background perfecting his Right Cross

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

This looks like a less hairy Guida fight

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

All those sluggish heavyweights make me appreciate lightweights more

Keep firing Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

Prediction

Veach gasses and Frankie rallies rd 2 and 3 for split decision

by Shaun32887 on Dec 5, 2009 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

would love to see edgar/aldo at 145

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

Dammit, Frankie, you’re in my parlay!!!

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

He was something around -800, you really put him in your parlay?

by Rusty Trombone on Dec 5, 2009 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Only as a safety since I put damn-near all my money on Houston. It was more profitable to put 1/2 on HA directly & 1/2 in a parlay. I went with Frankie because it seemed sure. I also added Bones to it last-minute.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn

Cant sleep on Veachs takedowns

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Veach is already tired

Frankies gonna tag him to a win

by MSEMCEE on Dec 5, 2009 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

Veach is throwing like a superman lead left hook

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

Who else is at HIT squad besides Hughes, Lawlor, and Veach?

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

Mark Hughes :)

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

They have a barn out back for him and Matt to pound each other behind.

by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 10:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Jesus

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Veach 10-9

Edgar is a small 155.

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

10-9 veatch

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by BadB on Dec 5, 2009 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

Man Veach has some vicious slams! Looks like he’s gassing though

by Noah'sArk on Dec 5, 2009 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

Dana White:
Herb Dean best ref in biz. 1 minute ago from Tweetie

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

he's lying

it’s John M.

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Dana never lies

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

ha!

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe he meant best ref not blackballed from UFC events

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Success is often screwing up the least.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Nonetheless, his timid and tentative demeanor in the cage scares the shit out of me sometimes.

by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean like 5 secs ago?

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

He seemed right on top of things to me.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean the “tentative” part

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

R1 Veach for the Super Mario slams

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

Veach is gassing...

really pushing his punches and slowing

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

Only a matter of time before Frankie socks the shit out of him, now.

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

is that cecil rocking the bright yellow blazer?

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

Ya Frankie!!!

Keep firing Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

NICE

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Dec 5, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

I love Frankie Edgar.

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by Mike Fagan on Dec 5, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

I give the second round to Edgar

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Cecil Peoples disagrees

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

He gave it 10-9 Kimbo

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

damn

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by BadB on Dec 5, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

Dizamn

Edgar looked good finishing that. (no homo)

by MauiPimpin on Dec 5, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

It’s a good thing you put that (no homo) qualifier in, cause I thought you were gay until I read that.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Exactly!!

Now I’m super glad I put that. Thanks!!

by MauiPimpin on Dec 5, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

If Edgar needed to look impressive to get a title shot

He’s not getting the shot.

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

He barely finishes anyone

and he did so, impressively

I dont think he deserves a shot either way, he should rematch Maynard

by Meshuggeth on Dec 5, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Then who gets the title shot?

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

NOt necessary, have the fight in March, and title fight in May

by Meshuggeth on Dec 5, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

This is..silly.

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Why not

Fighter used to fight 4, 5 times a year

And still do in some cases, just not in the UFC

by Meshuggeth on Dec 5, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Ask Josh Koscheck and Jeff Monson

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

Or Manhoef

So, why is that a problem?

by Meshuggeth on Dec 5, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

That happens, but look at Gomi in 05 and Barnett

Fought 5-6 times each no problem

by Meshuggeth on Dec 5, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

But lets stop

We’re not getting anywhere

by Meshuggeth on Dec 5, 2009 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Against what competition?

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Nog x 2, CroCop, ALeks E, Mark Hunt, Natsula, and Kaz Nak

by Meshuggeth on Dec 5, 2009 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Going 3-2

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

That wasn't my argument. At all.

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Just saying 3 takedowns isn't the whole story

3 Slams

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

And scores more points*

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

There is no scoring of points. Veach won the round, but it didn’t make Edgar look that bad.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Arona begs to differ.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think he lost the first round, it was at least very close. Veach had a couple slams and then Edgar picked him apart on the feet the rest of the round.

by Sliup on Dec 5, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

not sure...

what would be impressive then. He grappled well with a beast of a 155 lb guy, showed superior striking, and finished the fight.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Edgar needs one more win to even be considered for a title shot. Penn would massacre him and I think there are several other guys in the division who would wrestle him to death

by Noah'sArk on Dec 5, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Veach isn’t half bad, but Edgar is a class or two above at this point.

by Verklemptomaniac on Dec 5, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

aaaaaaaaaaand...

Commercials

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

geico cavemen ftw?

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Dec 5, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

better than awful Mickey’s commercial they’ll show 182 more times tonight

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

god I hate that one so much

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

YUS

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Dec 5, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

right on time

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Dec 5, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

aaaaand it’s on….

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

again

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Veach did a good job trying to survive there. Edgar just was little well rounded for Veach. If Veach can get get his cardio intact and develope his standup, he will be a beast!

by Noah'sArk on Dec 5, 2009 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

WE NEED MORE COMMERCIALS!

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

Ok, so it’s goin to be Tito and who? Forest??

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 9:52 PM EST reply actions  

probably

they’ve been hinting at it as soon as the fight ended between Tito and Forest a few weeks ago

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

or Tito and Chuck again

god help us

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Tito/Randy

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

could be, Dana has to find something for Chuck to do now that DWTS is done to keep in out of the octagon for a bit longer

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually want this now lol

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope they get subtitles if that happens, for some reason I can’t understand a word Liddell says

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

All the scenarios involving Tito seem to bug me. How bout Forrest/Chuck!

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by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha what the fuck pose was Kimbo doing?

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

“I came here to throw these hands. Might as well show them off.”

by Tonley on Dec 5, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

 me either, I got a beer belly (although that didn’t stop chuck, I’m just lazy)

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Coming up next!

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:54 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

His knee still hurts

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

But he ain’t getting the cortisone shot

by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 10:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

WHERE ARE YOU WTIH THOSE SHITTY BEERS?

Who knew you could drink Mickeys if you shook them up?

by MSEMCEE on Dec 5, 2009 9:54 PM EST reply actions  

So far this hour has been about 16% actual fights.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:54 PM EST reply actions  

and they plan two fights for the next two hours...

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

eh in the ppv we get more prelims...

but also watch every entrance and find out repeatedly “what’s coming up in the UFC!” [/goldberg]

I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.

by Loot on Dec 5, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Those are the bathroom breaks.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

...

If it’s possible, Spike will find a way to take a commercial break during a commercial break.

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by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

People can rag on Strikeforce

but they had a great flow

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

CBS > Spike. Who knew.

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

That before or after the 15 mins of commercials before the main event?

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by RoyalB on Dec 5, 2009 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Before and after

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

CBS did it with the last Strikeforce show

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Just before the main event

An amazing 9 minute run

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Just in case someone forgot...

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

10-1?

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Commercials:

Another damn fucking set of commercials.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

It’s annoying as hell. I don’t ever remember this many commercials before

by Noah'sArk on Dec 5, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t ever remember Kimbo in the ufc before

by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 10:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Define “that”

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Lawman?

lolol

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Only in Louisiana…

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

You can watch two episodes online

You may not know this, but he’s a lifelong martial artist.

by asa on Dec 6, 2009 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

And a hell of an actor

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by mythbuster on Dec 6, 2009 1:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Houston looks upset.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

LOL, Joe having to interview the Hulkster.

by rabrown on Dec 5, 2009 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

yesss

hulk hogan, i hope he commentates the fight. BROTHER!

by mr. gogoplata on Dec 5, 2009 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

is kimbo a hulkimaniac maybe?

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

Okay...

there is no defending the “flow” of the show at this point

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

In a no holds barred steel cage match!

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

did anyone see the episode of Sports Science where they tested Houston’s adrenaline levels? Nuckin Futs

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

Hulk Hogan doesn’t age.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

Neither do his girlfriends

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK!!!!!!! JUST SHOW THE FUCKING FIGHTS!!!! RAWRRRRARARAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Keep firing Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

Rogan n Hogan

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

That’d be really confusing to a Brazilian

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

not really, the R sounds like an H, but the H is silent, so it’s Hogan n Ogan :P

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

dude… just let it ride

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

my bad...

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

ha

Lyoto: Thank you Joe Hogan!

by rabrown on Dec 5, 2009 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

WHACHA GONNA DO

… while you wait for the next fight to start?

by Verklemptomaniac on Dec 5, 2009 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

Over/Under

25 seconds before Kimbo gets KO’d

I’m taking the under.

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by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

Wow, shilling for TNA now…just wow.

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by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

yea, kinda weird that Dana just met with Shane McMahon and now he is working with TNA to go up against WWE
Shane must have pissed him off so he declared war on someone else again

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Shane does not work for the WWE anymore.

This was probably done by spike.

They just announced that TNA is going to try and start a new monday night war, it makes sense for them to push it on their highest rated programming, and that is the UFC.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

This was definitely done by spike.

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

oh yea? wow
I didn’t realize that
dont’ really keep up with wrestling, just figured since it was a family thing he would still be involved somehow

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Spike is making them do it.

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by RoyalB on Dec 5, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe when Kimbo is about to get KO’d by Houston, Hulk will jump in with a chair

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Rogan doing a decent job of looking like he cares.

by An0nymous on Dec 5, 2009 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

This interview is ridiculous

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

TUF is not as good as drugs!

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

only if they go to a network tv instead

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

That’s what i meant

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Muted

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

"If you're not a fan of Hulk Hogan, you're not a fan of entertainment or sports" says goldberg

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

RAGE

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Be nice

He only says that because he’s an idiot that sucks.

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess I’m watching a lot of stuff I don’t really enjoy watching.

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL, whatcha gonna do when the UFC runs wild on YOU!!

ah, good times

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

Thunderlips is here! In the flesh, baby!

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by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 10:01 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Good work, sir.

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by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Canada Vs Nazis, R2

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

lolwut?

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

He's mastered the penis tuck

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe she actually has a vestigial penis of some sort. Intersex, if you will…

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they’ve gotten in the entire show’s worth of commercials already.

by Verklemptomaniac on Dec 5, 2009 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

Brother the UFC is gonna run wild all over you brother Spike TNA brother Dixie Carter brother Hulkamania UFCSpiekkajdasdjioewnczx

by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

you left out 3 brothers.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Time to watch some naziguy get the crap beaten out of him

It feels like the 40s again.

PS: If this is a spoiler, It is not intentional. I’m guessing the result.

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

Rampage is selling WOW now?

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

Arreola is new and improved! He's working HARD!

…oh, nevermind…he’s huge fat

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

badlefthook

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Flying triangle! Flying armbar! Robbie Lawler!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

I’m not even watching anymore. Please alert me when someting actually starts.

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

I love how L4D2 is in Louisiana – perfect with the voodoo here. One scene is an escape from an oil rig in a hurricane. Awesome.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

Are you an offshore guy?

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope – wimpy liberal-arts college kid. Though I’ve known a few oil workers.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

You couldn’t be – you post to often.

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone wearing their HR shirts and drinking a mickeys tonight?

Represent, doing donuts on my Harley in my living room.

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 10:04 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

i think i just choked on my xyience

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

this lol sponsored by Burger King

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

So there is something after the commercials hm…

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

PLEASE come through for me Joe and mention the HR thing

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

Won’t happen.

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by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

If he says anything it will give it more attention than it deserves.

Maybe ask him if the guy puts the shirt on in the cage after the fight, but I don’t think he should bring it up on his own now.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

IT’S GONNA BE JUNO BEACH ALL OVER AGAIN! GO BOCEK!!!

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

WTF. The walkout shirt.

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

yeahhh…. probably didnt need to show the entrances for this fight (questionable sponsorship or not)

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

btw . . .

that entire Areola-Minto fight took place between these two fights. Pick it up, UFC

by mason_beer on Dec 5, 2009 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

Did Brammer come out in the wunderkind gear?

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

Boeck is going to go Vimy Ridge on the Hun

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

Brammer is about to meet the same fate as the nazi’s in Caen!

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Bocek via being a Ginger Kid

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

gingers are scary people

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I hear they have no souls

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Just horrible

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I only see her as a preggo now

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

She'll be back

and shes still better than the new girl

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

you can never trust them!

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well…

The UFC didn’t issue a statement when I contacted their press contact about the HR situation. And they showed the walk in. So….That makes their stance on the sponsor clear.

Sponsor a fighter in strikeforce? Ban

Sponsor neo-nazi bands? Get air time

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:07 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

It’s a part of the UFCs plan to create more fans for Mark Bocek, they want him to be their champion clearly.

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

It's pure and utter horse shit

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

There’s an outside chance that Cofield/Maggie blogs about this and it ends up on the front page of Yahoo.

I wouldn’t hold my breath, though.

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by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I understand cross promotion, advertising, and turning a profit… but having Hulk Hogan and Kimbo doing there thing at the same time diminishes credibility for not only UFC but it makes the relationship with Spike and UFC look retarded. Ouch for MMA.

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

I say good for MMA, if Kimbo wins, you can add many more potantial viewers to the sport.

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

“If” Kimbo wins. So no new fans.

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

ha

I got faith!

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Promoting a program on the channel on another program on the channel makes them look retarded?

I mean yeah the interview was dumb but why does it make them look retarded?

by Tonley on Dec 5, 2009 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell, did you see Rogan’s face? He new this is retarded. I just think bad timing.

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Correction

I think affiliating “Pro Wrestling” with MMA is a big misstep.

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s reality though.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess it is in regards to putting asses in seats, however, I don’t like even the casual fan thinking they’re one in the same.

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

casual fans don’t care.

They’re either wrestling fans who will think it’s cool, or ignore it.

Just like they have done since a bunch of pro wrestlers in japan thought it would be a good idea to fight for real in 1993

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

We’re not a bunch of pro wrestling fans from 1993 Japan.

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s not the point.

That’s when modern mma was started, pro wrestling hasn’t hurt the sport since that time. If anything it’s helped. The lead in to TUF 1 was pro wrestling, Dream/Pride/whatever the hell else is going on in japan, is run by pro wrestling promoters and has lots of crossover.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

???

That’s the way it’s always been.

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

correction correction

you think affiliating “sports entertainment” with MMA is a big misstep

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by RoyalB on Dec 5, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Let me ask you guys if you’ve ever had a guy/girlfriend/relative say, “Oh, is this big time wrastlin.” That gets old and I don’t like it.

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think having them promote a pro wrestling show on their program is that bad, but it is odd b/c of how much Dana is always trying to distance himself from wrestling. Not wanting to go with the big entrances and other comments he has made.
But like everyone has said, probably more to do with Spike, than UFC.

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Distancing from pro wrestling is stupid, and while it may be a reason they got rid of the entrances, it’s not the main one.

The modern sport was invented by pro wreslters. Pro wrestling leading into TUF helped the UFC a lot, and the comparisons are apt and will never stop being made, so people need to really get used to it.

There’s always been a connection, there always will be a connection.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

yea, I really liked the entrances

and really, the UFC needs to do something to revamp all their promo pieces and style a bit to freshen it up (Strikeforces stuff on CBS looked a bit fancier IMO)

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta love no one in the crowd for the Bocek fight

by Rusty Trombone on Dec 5, 2009 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

Was he wearing the Hoelzer Reich shirt? Tell me he wasn’t. I saw it but don’t believe it.

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

he was
wow

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

It's right there on top

of his promo banner. Kinda funny, really. The brazen way they’re doing this.

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

AHAHAH What did I say! Looks just like Stout

by MSEMCEE on Dec 5, 2009 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah

I’ve been unimpressed so far

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Roy Nelson will come out to Blue Suede Shoes and show everyone how it’s done.

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 10:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m feeling a bit sick about the HR shirt.

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

its on his shorts too

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

100% for freedom of speech. Let neonazis march anywhere they want. Fine. But the UFC is a private organization and they made the choice to let him wear that shirt. No. I have to do something. I’m not going to sit by and say “oh well” about this.

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

The irony of the “Southside Strangler” being strangled will be good enough for me.

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

ha
he kinda was

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

News Flashj! Arreola just admitted he really likes to eat.

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

HEY! I like to eat!!!!

by Krimson on Dec 5, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

At least he’s honest.

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

How dare he

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

An athlete that likes to eat?

He must be hated! People like him and Roy Nelson have no place in sports!

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

but did he curse when he did it?

That’s the most important thing.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

HORSEBEEF?

"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

-Lao Tzu

by RoyalB on Dec 5, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice

Take that you Neo-Nazi’s

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

Guy not wearing neo-nazi shirts wins! Yay!

by Verklemptomaniac on Dec 5, 2009 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

There you go

Master race my butt. Ginger Power!

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 10:13 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Good job by Bocek or weak effort by Brammer?

by Rusty Trombone on Dec 5, 2009 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

Standing chokes look awesome.

Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.

by MMAussie on Dec 5, 2009 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

looks like the nazis lose again.

by BloodyAnkles on Dec 5, 2009 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

Ya baby! Canada 2, Nazis 0

Keep firing Assholes!

More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.

by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

God Damnit BE

DO YOU WAN’T TO BE A FIGHTER!?

by MSEMCEE on Dec 5, 2009 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

No.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I got teeth

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I would be judge, I would be sensei Cecil Peoples.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

If this happened in Dream at 4am everyone would be creaming their panties.

Keep firing Assholes!

More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.

by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 10:14 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Queue gif of Schiavello last night after Overeems fight against Badr ended.

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

So can we move on from the Nazi convo now?

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

TBH, there will be more on it later...

but no more today

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s an important issue. I hope is isn’t dropped. The UFC needs to explain.

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m done for tonight.

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Done talking about the neonazi thing. Not done with the UFC.

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh alrighty

I’ma call a “My Bad” on that one

by Krimson on Dec 5, 2009 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably not or at least they will move on to a new faux outrage. it is always something with MMA fans.

by Sliup on Dec 5, 2009 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on Rogan

Make us proud

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

That...

was actually a pretty good post-fight interview…

by Tonley on Dec 5, 2009 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

rare occurrence

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Well spoken Canadians, the missing ingredient

Keep firing Assholes!

More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.

by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, the language barrier has been the big hurdle for most of them.

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

The fight the world is waiting for

 * this line written for you by Gary Shaw

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

The reason why Paul Williams can't get a big name to fight him:

Well, that and everyone is scared.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Even Mayweather

Sorry I’m JUST getting back into boxing, i’ll watch the replay tomorrow morning

DONT JUDGE ME!

by Krimson on Dec 5, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Kimbo grapples with guy wearing watch. Sigh.

Keep firing Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

might get Ken Shamrocked…

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

LMAO Kimbo RNC

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Goldie you have zero shame

by Koob on Dec 5, 2009 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Kimbo will beat Ray Mercer in Alabama with a chin to eye submission sometime in late 2010.

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

A rematch of that fight eh?

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah that is about the only guy he will ever submit.

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

After reading about Avatar in Wired...

I’m really interested in seeing it. Although James Cameron came off as a complete douche.

by Tonley on Dec 5, 2009 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

It’s going to have average CGI and a hackneyed, yet self-important plot. Remember, this director’s most dramatic film was Titanic.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

You know, watching Kimbo warming up

I almost get the idea that his gameplan is to take this one to the ground.

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

This would make my year.

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope they dont have a huge break between kimbo HA and bones hammill so some of those fans carry over, because Bones is gonna deliver

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

gives me time to watch some of the Paul Williams fight though

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Kimbo by fireman’s carry to half-guard, pass to side, fakes the kimura on the far-side arm only to armbar the near-side arm. R1.

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

If kimbo wins, the mma playground season is over for me.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

I have $1000 mmadollars on Alexander.

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

4000$ on him, 1000$ in a Bocek/Shaub/Houston parlay I could live without.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

By the way, they were playing Journey Dont Stop Believing this last break. that was fun

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

Instead of Avatar I would just watch Terminator 2 with the volume turned up to 11

Keep firing Assholes!

More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.

by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

One of the few sequels that was better than the original

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

The Road Warrior and Evil Dead 2 are my personal favs

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

The Godfather Pt. 2

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Good, but certainly not better than The Godfather.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I personally prefer Pt. 2, not to take anything away from the first

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

what you talkin' bout?

everyone knows the third one was the best

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s too long and at times incoherent. Much of the plot is vague. Plus no Brando.

However, “I knew it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.” is one of the best lines around.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

empire strikes back

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

But technically the second part of trilogy is not a sequel.

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

A sequel is a continuation of events from the preceding film. Compare with a prequel or reboot.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

First tint the screen so everyone is blue.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I ♥ Journey

I don’t care what any of you think.

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

I'm right there with you...

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

No shame in that.

“Separate Ways” is muh jam.

by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

So if Kimbo wins...

Can I be an Ultimate Fighter?

by Krimson on Dec 5, 2009 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

Line up your local bums

and start throwing down on youtube.

ONLY IN AMERICA, BABY!

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

No

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Then he is the shit.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

WAR KIMBO!

cagar é uma filosofia profunda...
a merda bate na água e a água bate na bunda.

by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

But BATTLE HOUSTON!

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

Houston via jab @ 19 seconds R1

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

Dana's a genius

he helped bury Elite XC by smashing them with how bad a star and mixed martial artist Kimbo is. Fast forward one year, Kimbo is making Dana a rich(er) man.

by mason_beer on Dec 5, 2009 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

gonna go ahead and say thats the first time i’ve ever seen a commercial with the term “blue balls” in it.

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

Houston by Leg Kicks

I’m serious.

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

agreed.

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Dec 5, 2009 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

He murdered Pendergarst's knee with those.

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

watched it. ;)

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Dec 5, 2009 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Was that the official result?

or Kimbo via Miroglioti?

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Houston by epi pen

Keep firing Assholes!

More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.

by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

jesus. whats up awkward transition from the commercial

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

So we got the Nazi’s entrance, but no Kimbo/Alexander?

Keep firing Assholes!

More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.

by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

Holy Fuck, Brammer’s not a nazi because he’s sponsored by HR. Let it go

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow…. You don’t show this entrance but show the Neo-nazi’s entrance?

Well Fucking Done.

by neyvit on Dec 5, 2009 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

over/under 1:30?

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

under

"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday

by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

over

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I picked Kimbo in t his one. I am concerned.

"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday

by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

Tone it down...juuust a notch

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

Return of half shaved chest hair

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

"Bang"

should be removed from all MMA commentators vernaculars

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

Same with war and bombs

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

War of Attrition

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Poor Duane Ludwig.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

If Kimbo had, you know...any skills at all

I’d definitely take him with a 5 inch reach edge.

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

“This man is a brawler!”

by rabrown on Dec 5, 2009 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

Houston is far more intimidating than dusty bread collector

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

This is it!

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

yea, Houston is a LHW normally

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Can I use the moniker black on black crime?

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

lol

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

Interesting? Really?

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

Houston's gonna get dizzy

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

I’m getting dizzy

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

do see do, and around and around…

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

STARNES

He’S STARNESING

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

One of the more bizarre first 60 seconds of a fight I can recall, especially considering the fight.

by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

wtf?

Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.

by MMAussie on Dec 5, 2009 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

Is this really happening?

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

I’m getting dizzy

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Kimbo is winning by some devastating octagon control.

by Chacap on Dec 5, 2009 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Kimbo’s getting dizzy

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a merda bate na água e a água bate na bunda.

by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

DO THE RUNNING MAN KIMBO

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Is he getting a “no punching kimbo” bonus?

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

houston by dizziness 3:00 min of the first round

The Power of One

by MMAFanatic on Dec 5, 2009 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

This crowd is hilarious.

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Except they were apparently heckling Schoonover

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that’s pretty terrible. I meant more for this abomination we are watching right now.

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

This fight is hilarious.

Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.

by MMAussie on Dec 5, 2009 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

So is Houston

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow! The fireworks.

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

2 strikers outstriking each other without throwing any strikes

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

same

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess this is what happens when you have two guys with KO power than also have been KOd easily a couple times.

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:31 PM EST reply actions  

Exceot Kimbo hasn’t really KOd anyone. Maybe Tank, but I think that’s it.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I think there was that guy at the backyard BBQ as well.

by rabrown on Dec 5, 2009 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

And Bo Cantrell

And popped JT’s ear!

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

he has pretty heavy hands though, seems like plenty of fighters respect that
but true, I’ve never seen him drop anyone flat out
Apparently, Houston has though, at least in his mind

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

This is like watching machida fighting machida

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 10:31 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Rogan:
“He just absorbed all the great training”…. from team rampage?

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

Worst. Round. Ever.

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

 Well this isn’t the fight I thoight I was gonna see

by Red Dragons on Dec 5, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

10-9 Houston

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

Anyone else see the Kimboner?

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by Mike Fagan on Dec 5, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

Look at his shorts.

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by Mike Fagan on Dec 5, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s his cup. But it made me laugh when I initially saw it, too.

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Houston Alexander > Daniel Ghita

by Chacap on Dec 5, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

I’m surprised houston isn’t going in more. It doesn’t look like the punches are hurting him, but it seems like he’s afraid of the power.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

10-9 Houston?

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

damn
can they score a round 8-8

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

Why?

Houston did what he was suppose to do. Kimbo did zero.

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

IMO he should have done all the damage he did in five minutes within one. He dragged it out and danced too much. ok, maybe 9-8

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Caution against a heavy handed striker is smart

He did damage to Kimbos leg, Kimbo did nada

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

There’s a reason why it is called 10 point must system

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I KNOW
it was a joke people

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

10-10?

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

9-9 maybe 8-8

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

We need an overflow thread

this threads glitching out like crazy

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

This is worse than Sylvia/Arlovski III

by Noah'sArk on Dec 5, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

Nothing is worse than Sylvia/Arlovski 3

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Severn/Shamrock at UFC 9

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Both extremely terrified.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

hhmm...

Maybe both of them took the “over” side on a first round finish.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

If Houston circumnavigates the ring five more times, he’ll open a portal through which Cthulhu can enter our world.

by Verklemptomaniac on Dec 5, 2009 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

Uh oh…

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

They just got lined up for the nobel peace prize.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 10:33 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

^^ this

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Houston fighting the fight we knew he wanted to…and everyone is acting shocked

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

Houston 10-9 by octagon control (aka circuling the cage)

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

sooo… what to talk about…

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

Anyone else think Houston tricked Dana?

"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday

by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

pull the damn trigger …….

The Power of One

by MMAFanatic on Dec 5, 2009 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

I miss yellow cards.

by Chacap on Dec 5, 2009 10:35 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Unless something really cool happens, this is Kimbo’s first and last fight in the UFC. Maybe Houston’s last fight to.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

Yellow card that moron.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

OMFG takedown by KIMBO!!!

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

KIMBO

TAKEDOWN BIZARRO WORLD

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

Kimbo goes to the ground

and has no idea what to do?

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

YEEAAHH

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

Whats with the almost leg kicks?

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

zomfgggggg SLAMMMEEDDD

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

DAMN!

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

OOHH!!!

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL

FIGHT OF THE YEAR

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

GODDAMN!!!!1111

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

I wonder if Kimbo knows which side to throw the Kidney shots?

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:36 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

I apologize for everything bad I have said about this match.

by Chacap on Dec 5, 2009 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

ok the UFC found the formula

Give Kimbo guys so small he can ragdoll them around.

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

Jesus, Kimbo, be a dude and snag a guillotine when he leaves his neck in your lap.

by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

Is this really happening?

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

Decent hooks

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

Kimbo doesn’t know how to finish it :-\

by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

^^ this

Kimbo knows how to power the little guy around, but no idea what to do afterwards.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Never knew it was THAT hard to finish it, it looked like he had it almost in

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

This just got awesome!

Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.

by MMAussie on Dec 5, 2009 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

Look at his advanced jiu jitsu techniques

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA FUCK YSES!!!!

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

he can’t get it in right

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

I will shit myself he he chokes Alexander

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

I called it, remember.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

no

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s coming, reverse gogoplata that is.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

FIGHT OF THE YEAR

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

tell me you don’t love kimbo now

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

kimbo knos ju jitsu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Power of One

by MMAFanatic on Dec 5, 2009 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

Man, Houston and Kimbo are the Marcus Jones equivalent of BJJ.

by rabrown on Dec 5, 2009 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

yea, that made up for round 1 quite a bit

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Save my parley, Houston!!!

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

dominate round but kimbo is gonna be running on fumes in the third

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

ohhh bell saved Kimbo!

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

10-8 Kimbo like woah.

by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

better you never thought you’d be typing that :) wow

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

z

He almost landed a rockbottom there.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

kimbo wants his bread

going for that sub or KO of the night bonus

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

That was fun

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

19-19

Yes.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

Hopefully Kimbo comes out fighting in R3

Keep firing Assholes!

More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.

by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

I think he has to.

It’s a scary statement, he looks a lot better on the inside, and he can’t get kicked there.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow besides Kimbo pulling mount at the last second, I’m pretty impressed with him.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

10-8

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

wait

That slam looked like Kimbo might have KO’d himself

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

this fight is epic lulz, the casuals will be speaking of BROCKLESNAR vs KIMBOSLICE soon enough

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

haha

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

19-19 card here

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

iI hope Kimbo didn’t gas himself w/German suplexes.

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by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

kimbo is impressing me the hell out!

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

Seriously?

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

From what he was to what he is showing tonight. Yes.

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Shits gonna get real! 3rd round!

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

real tired?

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 10:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Man, I’m really happy for Kimbo. He get’s a lot of shit and never complains. He deserves a win here.

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

That slam may end up in the pantheon. Wow.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

If he had some hips…

by An0nymous on Dec 5, 2009 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

Houston…if you’re not coming on, C’MON!

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

houston is wobbly

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

this is a great fight

not pretty, not technical. but a great fun fight

by mason_beer on Dec 5, 2009 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

forget round 1?

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Wat?

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by Mike Fagan on Dec 5, 2009 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Kimboplex

has instantly become one of my all-time favorite MMA moments.

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

it was cool

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

holy crap

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

this isn’t K1 Kimbo, you have to get up on your own

by argyle on Dec 5, 2009 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

i think that hurt his knee, isn’t that his bad knee?

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

that one leg take down was straight out of the BBQ

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

afro puffs likes this

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

He left his leg…takedown!

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

I thought it was K1 for a sec the way the fight stopped when Kimbo fell

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

Wow

Go Kimbo

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

Amazing. Pure. Amazing.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

Anyone pick Kimbo via UD?

by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

One sided comentary at its finest

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

^^ agreed

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I want Kimbo to grind out this win

I dont care how. Decision him.

He earned it.

I like

by Sauce on Dec 5, 2009 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

This fight is embarrassing.

by Noah'sArk on Dec 5, 2009 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

AMAZING

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Ko or kimbo wins this.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

Houston’s just pointin

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

29-28 Houston

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

z

That last punch might have just won it for HA.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

First round aside, that was fucking awesome.

by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

I whole heartedly agree

FUCKING KIMBO SLAM

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Totally agree

Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.

by MMAussie on Dec 5, 2009 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed, but no way the judges see it that way

and even if they somehow do, expect Dana to bitch and moan that its a horrible decision.

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Both of em are spent

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

Terrible terrible terrible.

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

29-28 Kimbo

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

I got Kimbo via a really weird UD.

Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.

by MMAussie on Dec 5, 2009 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

I think Kimbo gets the decision.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

Try watching Severn-Kimo. Or don’t. It is probably best that you don’t.

by Chacap on Dec 5, 2009 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Severn/Shamrock

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

It should be.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Not on this planet, or any planet.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Not ini a sane world

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

houston by tryptophan.

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Dec 5, 2009 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

I seriously lol'd at this

Stolen

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

What the hell did I just watch?

by Verklemptomaniac on Dec 5, 2009 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

nah, i still give it to Randleman

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

ha, that sums it up pretty well.

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Since this fight is just for fun just call it an exhibition and don’t award them anything.

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

lol majority draw

coming up!

But actually I see a split going to kimbo (based on name value alone). But it should be a split for Houston.

by Sauce on Dec 5, 2009 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

28-28 draw

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by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

29-28 Houston

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

28-28 draw

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by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

Fourth round sudden victory!

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Just gonna watch R2 3x

Keep firing Assholes!

More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.

by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

Jon Jones will save us.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

29-28 Kimbo
Houston only took round one

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

Never did I think this would go to a decision.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

kimbo with some impressive takedowns

he at least earned some legitimacy and another fight

by Austin Martin on Dec 5, 2009 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

until he fights someone his own size lol

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

he’s dropping down to LHW

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

yyeeaahh

I’ll believe that when he makes weight

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

K dude

You don’t like kimbo. We all get it by now :/

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

cry more

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re the one doing the crying!

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Kimbo is duh best evah! EVAH!

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

shhh

it’ll be ok. less troll.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Baby needs a pacifier.

Who else do you routinely shit on? I’ll know to avoid those threads.

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Kimbo vs Lesnar for the belt, tomorrow!

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope. You are the only one saying that.

What else do you have?

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Forrest Griffin style, I might add.

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Guy, you’re crazy. Just chill out.

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 10:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

 * yawn *

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

ok, first and third round not so great, but what a hell of a second round! I’d give it to Houston though, for the first and third boring rounds, but Kimbo deserves this!

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

Split decision: Who did something exciting, who do we like more?

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

Is it possible to to give both guys a loss. Lord Ive seen toughman fights better than that. Boxing pundits have their ammunition to rip aparts MMA with that fight

by Noah'sArk on Dec 5, 2009 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

I wish I would lose fake money in a more impressive way.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

-5000, parlay’s dead, season is over.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

30-30 the viewing public

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"

by thecip on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

If Houston wins, I can guarantee you he’s never fighting in the UFC again.

by Verklemptomaniac on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

If these judges stick to the gameplan, Kimbo wins.

"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday

by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

“vicious ground and pound” = shots that didnt connect?

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

So are we gonna see a thousand articles about Kimbo Slice for the next week on BE?

by Krimson on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

lmfao! this is amazing!

by ProfessorBLove on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

30 27?!?!?!?

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

Seriously

Has to be Cecil

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

UFC won this fight, couldn’t have asked for anything better than a KIMBOSLAM (see he has ground game after all)

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

Nick will give us a Kimboplex gif.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

30-27 kimbo for sure.

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

hahahahaha

Worst decision ever

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

WOW

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

30-27?

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

Damn

Kimbo vs. Meathead next

by mason_beer on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

30-27?!?!?!? lol

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

30-27???

Well at least soon as I heard that I knew it was for slice. Cause round 2 was a domination

by Sauce on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

The people boo

They know.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

And there goes all my fake money

by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

LOL 30-27 for Kimbo. Is Cecil judging?

by Noah'sArk on Dec 5, 2009 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

30-27?

I am happy he won and all but…30-27?

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

Haha, Kimbo doing his Tioto’s impression

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

I knew not to bet against Kimbo in this damn fight, I knew it.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

How do you score round 1 for Kimbo? He literally did nothing while getting peppered with leg kickss

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

You still can’t get 30 if you lose a round

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he had it 10-10, 10-8, 10-9?

Nah, who am I kidding.

by rabrown on Dec 5, 2009 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

That would make 29-27

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

That…doesn’t make a 30-27 card happen

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

also...

no way is round 2 10-8

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a joke

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah...

that’s a relief

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF?!

I can see maybe the second but the third?

by Tonley on Dec 5, 2009 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok. I see that see gave the third 10-10.

by Tonley on Dec 5, 2009 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

ANOTHER OUTRAGEOUS DECISION!

This is becoming a bi-weekly thing in the MMA blogosphere.

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

KIMBO IZ TEH BEST EVAH!

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone is saying that. I think a lot of snarky commenters and bloggers alike will bitch one way or another.

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

30-27 becuz of the kimbo slam

The Power of One

by MMAFanatic on Dec 5, 2009 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

that did deserve extra credit

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Kimbo 1-0 in the UFC. Who’da thunk it?

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

Is it Bones next or Big Country?

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

Remember, nothing happened in the first round.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

Kimbo is undefeated in the UFC

On a side note i only have $1 left in my MMAplayground account

Keep firing Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

I knew better and kept 200 to bet on…Diego lol.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

10 point must be damned

He was the winner of that fight.

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

LOL

Nice

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

WAR KIMBO! CAUSE TAPPING OUT IS FO BITCHES!

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

my man that actually did just make sense out of it

The Power of One

by MMAFanatic on Dec 5, 2009 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Makes sense to me.

Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.

by MMAussie on Dec 5, 2009 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

yea, that actually makes sense of it all

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

If they ever give 10-10 and 10-8, it would be fine.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Makes sense. hopefully that is how the judge scored it, more 10-10 and 10-8 rounds is a good thing.

by Sliup on Dec 5, 2009 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Why would the first round be 10-10 tho?

Kimbo didn’t do anything and Houston got in the leg shots

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

leg kicks don’t count, duh.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe the judge felt

Houston was Starnesing and didn’t deserve the round.

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Houston got credit for a few leg kicks and Kimbo gets credit for octagon control, not much happened = 10-10.

by Sliup on Dec 5, 2009 10:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

personally, I would have taken credit from Houston for circling as much as he did and being so timid about his attack; it was crap
but yea, he did land some damage

maybe they gave kimbo an 11 for round 2 for that slam

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

and what was Kimbos attack if Houston was timid?

biased much? lol

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

So… that WAS a completely insane decision, right?

by JRN on Dec 5, 2009 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

well round 1 was impossible to score

the judges could have punished Houston for circling around. Kimbo clearly won round 2 and round 3 could have gone either way

it was close.

by mason_beer on Dec 5, 2009 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

How can you punish one guy for circling when the other doesn’t engage either?

I don’t see how round 3 could have been anything but Houston’s.

by JRN on Dec 5, 2009 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Even though he got taken down and ate more shots standing than Kimbo?

Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.

by MMAussie on Dec 5, 2009 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Houston knocked him down with leg kicks, and staggered him late. Kimbo did nothing with the takedown.

by JRN on Dec 5, 2009 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

dude, when you slam someone on their head, that is damage enough
we aren’t talking about a trip and mount and him not doing anything

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

He's talking about the third round...

not the second

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

oh
well, nevermind then
:)

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Third round, not second. Kimbo didn’t slam him on his head in the third.

by JRN on Dec 5, 2009 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

ok ok
forgive me
:(

lol, sorry, trying to jump around on this and keep up, just didn’t catch it

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I jsut gave round 1 a 10-10.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

was it really impossible to score? Kimbo didn’t hit and got kicked a couple of times, it doesnt get any simpler than that

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

^^ this

I think people are getting Kimbo Krazy. Did they watch the other guy, the one who Kimbo was fighting at all?

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Dana is a genius

bashes the guy to death to attack his competition . . . then brings him aboard and will make money off him. Genius.

by mason_beer on Dec 5, 2009 10:49 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Didn’t work that good with Tito

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure everyone takes home a fat check from that PPV.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m thinking they would have had bigger checks if they hadn’t spent the last 18 months talking about what a bad, over-the-hill fighter he was.

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Kimbo almost cinched a RNC in the second, LOL.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 10:50 PM EST reply actions  

errr

by almost, do you mean didn’t even try?

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I was hoping he’d get that Guillotine Ray Mercer style.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

No, he tried, he just didn’t know what to do.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

...

gee, good point…

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Between Marcus/Meathead and Kimbo/Houston conventional wisdom is getting its ass kicked.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 10:50 PM EST reply actions  

I picked Kimbo on playground :)

gloats

THANKS suspect judges!

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by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 10:50 PM EST reply actions  

OK Dana white, Please feed Kimbo to Chuck Liddell and milk your last penny out of Kimbo and dump this mess

by Noah'sArk on Dec 5, 2009 10:50 PM EST reply actions  

I’m so glad I put something on Mitrione on mmaplayground or I’d be done for the season.

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 10:50 PM EST reply actions  

I bet Petruzelli’s phone starts ringing soon

Keep firing Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 10:50 PM EST reply actions  

Real Soon

For another catch weight fight

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Did I just write “the Kimbos”?

fml

by Sauce on Dec 5, 2009 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Straight out the BBQ single legs.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

That was embarrassing

For Kimbo, Houston, Rosenthal, Rogan, Goldberg, White, all the other guys on the card, UFC fans, MMA fans, bloggers who said they were using Kimbo “the right way”…. just about everyone.

Funny, but embarrassing.

by smoogy2 on Dec 5, 2009 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

but! but!

It sells tickets so it must be good for MMA.

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Come for Kimbo, stay for Bones

I hope…

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously, did they miss the first fight tonight?

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

wut

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you guys hear that?

“Okay 5 get ready 5”

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

COMIN BACK TO 5, GOIN TO X

by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

(It’s the producer’s headset, going out on the broadcast.)

by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Prepare for White Shot.

Why don’t we make it more square, I like it more square.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Everything is going fuckey tonight

Keep firing Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh check out the teleconference milking those kimbo fans

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

It wasn’t a good fight but it’s not on PPV so it’s okay with me.

by rabrown on Dec 5, 2009 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

More square

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

I can do that now

Get smaller guy with zero takedown defense. Toss his around. Done.

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

well...

I guess it was a bad idea for Alexander to follow a strategy centering on leg kicks after what happened to Shogun.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

Williams and Sergio are putting on a badass fight on HBO btw

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

HUSH!

I’m wathcing the replay tomorrow!

by Krimson on Dec 5, 2009 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s all the farther ill go

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I know. Watch round one again of Kimbo’s fight and tell me boxing is boring

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Boxing is boring

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

lies

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I just find it frustrating – who’s bright idea was it to have a combat sport where all you can do is punch?

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone with no takedown defense probably :@ !!

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

a funny guy eh?

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

You wouldn’t like Russian fist fighting then. all you do is stand there and punch each other.

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Can they at least clinch & grab each other?

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Frye vs Takayama?

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

IN comparison to MMA

by Meshuggeth on Dec 5, 2009 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

and pissed hot

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

BJ's ears are a mess.

He has to wear the earpiece backwards.

by zeroword on Dec 5, 2009 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

never mind

I guess that’s how its made?

by zeroword on Dec 5, 2009 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

BJ looks like a damn bobblehead.

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

Something wrong w/ Diego’s right eye?

by Krimson on Dec 5, 2009 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

Is Diego a Diaz brother now?

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

2 hrs left and 2 live fights.

Guess we will be seeing Titties v Asshole

by Td9d on Dec 5, 2009 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

Two hours?

I have one hour left.

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by Leland Roling on Dec 5, 2009 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

That was odd…

Keep firing Assholes!

More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.

by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

I know this isn't a BE sort of thing

but we desperately need an overflow thread.

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

Or...

by Dirty Sanchez.

Hey, sh*t happens.

by timetosaygoodbye on Dec 5, 2009 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Tim Sylvia almost put out a dirty sanchez once, couldn’t finish it.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

LMFAO!!!!

This was amazing. Kimbo deserved the win. Houston should have DESTROYED Kimbo easily. Either Houstons striking is overrated or Kimbo was underrated. I dunno…either way that was fun.

by ProfessorBLove on Dec 5, 2009 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

Well Kimbo seems to have improved his ground game faster than Houston.

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Houston had a “meteoric rise.” It’s called a Kimboplex baby!

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

i’m picking jones cuz i kno him from wrestlin in high school …. he was a few years older then me

The Power of One

by MMAFanatic on Dec 5, 2009 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

yes sir wrestled in new york … watched him do work a couple times

The Power of One

by MMAFanatic on Dec 5, 2009 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

STOP SNITCHING

Oh wait, what did you mean by “do work?”

by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Start Snitching

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Save your hood

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

(I still remember this guy’s address – Scruff McGruff, Chicago, Illinois, 60652.)

by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

do work son" … sorry i’m a big black fan …… i mean i have been in the same tournaments and camps as him …. me and my buddies went nuts the first time we saw him in the ufc

The Power of One

by MMAFanatic on Dec 5, 2009 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I picked Jones, but I’m changing my prediction to Hamill based on my “success” so far tonight.

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

Crocop vs. Kimbo

Make it happen

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

You might have something there

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

listen...

I understand you’re made that he busted your mmaplayground account, but that’s just vindictive.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Not mad

Crocop has looked kinda boo boo lately, and Kimbo looked impressive. I think it’d be an interesting fight.

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

see midwestbred's comment below....

Mirko might not have thrown many kicks in his last couple of fights, but he’d remove that arthritic knee in one round.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I was about to ask whether Cro Cop might consider such a fight beneath him.

Then I remembered Dos Caras Jr.

by JRN on Dec 5, 2009 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Crop Cop woukld have broken that leg off and taken it home for dinner.

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Cro Cop too

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

crop cop

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

umm...

did you not see Kimbo drop from a Houston Alexander leg kick, now imagine a Mirko Cro Cop Filipovic kick

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I love the idea…i wanna see the left head kick a few more times…..

by Killuminati on Dec 5, 2009 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

dare i ask how you see it playing out?

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

yea, seems they will only be able to book Kimbo carefully to keep him in good fights where he doesn’t get killed; Kimbo vs Chuck would probably be the biggest draw for him, and probably the only card he could headline on.

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I just need Jones and Schaub to win.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

Diego toned down the crazy for that interview. I’m kind of disappointed

by TLow on Dec 5, 2009 11:00 PM EST reply actions  

Yus!

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by BadB on Dec 5, 2009 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

musta run outta stevia

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, and another question...

What’s the record for a BE live event thread post count? Whatever this one goes to?!

by TLow on Dec 5, 2009 11:00 PM EST reply actions  

I think WarGodz holds the record. The card with Shamrock & Tank.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

They bith did

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 11:00 PM EST reply actions  

I had no idea Hamill was deaf.

How do his corner communicate with him during rounds? Wouldn’t signing be really distracting?

by Cunny on Dec 5, 2009 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

Huh?

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

On the other hand

he can Lay and Pray all he wants and the boo birds will never bother him one bit.

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t they have color coded cards they hold up?

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

You can see him checking out his corner while he fight.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know why but I find this comment hilarious…

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

No Angry Johnny? :(

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

That R2 might just be the greates t round of all time in any combat sport.

Keep firing Assholes!

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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

BTW, BloodyElbow is so much better than Sherdog. You guys here do a great job

by Noah'sArk on Dec 5, 2009 11:02 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I second that as well

Thank you Luke Thomas and Big O and Dukes for introducing me to such a blog

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On behalf of the staff,

you’re welcome. We love doing it.

by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Is there a round of the year category?

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 11:02 PM EST reply actions  

84.5" reach is just crazy.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 11:02 PM EST reply actions  

Longer than Semmy’s, in fact…

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

no shit?

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Only by an inch or so, but that’s what google search says.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Jon Jones - Future Champ

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

Jon Jones - Martian Manhunter

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by RoyalB on Dec 5, 2009 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Lets go Jones!

Tho, judging by the rest of the night, Hamill will win :\

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

I got hamill!

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

Jones is a southpaw?

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

Nope.

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s 2 “creative” in the first 3 secs of the fight

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

Please hammer, don’t hurt him!

yeah I had to…

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I know its from the album

I will forever remember that line as said by Phil Hartman.

by asa on Dec 6, 2009 1:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Ah Phil Hartman

taken down way too soon :(

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by mythbuster on Dec 6, 2009 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Man

I cried the morning I heard the news.

by asa on Dec 6, 2009 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Praying Mantis striking FTW

Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.

by MMAussie on Dec 5, 2009 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

Greg Jackson + Jon Jones = Domination

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

I have a weird feeling ..

that Hammil will KO him if Jones doesnt finish this quick

by Sauce on Dec 5, 2009 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

It's like watching Dhalsim

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

lol

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

swooosh!

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

Jones has such slick clinchwork.

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

good takedown

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

Nighty Night

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

Just bleeeeeeed!

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

Holy fuck GnP.

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

Matt may be done?

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

Taking a point?

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

wow

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

WHAT THE SHIT

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

Hamill doesn’t want up

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

damn, he’s done anyhow

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

ah, yea

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope they dont call it a DQ

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

TKO or DQ?

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

This isn't a DQ is it?

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

Thank fuck for the finish.

Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.

by MMAussie on Dec 5, 2009 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

But would that not be due to Illegal Strike?

if he just deducted a point.

If he cant continue due to illegal strike …its Hammils victory.

No?

by Sauce on Dec 5, 2009 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

Still a W for Jones?

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

WTF happened? Is that a DQ?

by rabrown on Dec 5, 2009 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

if he is done after illegal elbow isn’t that a NC?

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by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

Pretty sure thats a DQ

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

Scary shit, scary.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

mmm, if illegal elbows end a fight, isn’t it a DQ?

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

Mazagatti should have stopped it earlier!

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

Most refs are too scared now to stop it without a KTFO

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't matter

Mazz is always wrong.

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow total domination

by Noah'sArk on Dec 5, 2009 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

Talk about anti-climatic

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

Jones is for real!

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

He always has been

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That should be a Wes Sims.

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by BadB on Dec 5, 2009 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

It's a NC

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

If not now then later

Sucks because he won otherwise.

by zeroword on Dec 5, 2009 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn

Just damn

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

wow

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

NC or DQ likely...doubt they give it to Bones

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

Hamill got fucked up.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

might as well get this out of the way...

I love all the people saying Jones is gonna lose just because he has so much hype. Two things-1) the vast majority of these people probably wouldn’t be willing to bet a nickel of their own money on Hammill and 2) They’ll be nowhere around when Hammill loses to admit they were wrong.
-ufc4

you win

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

It sux it finished like it did, cause that was domination at it’s finest.

Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.

by MMAussie on Dec 5, 2009 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

hope he doesn’t get DQd, that fight was done before those last couple blows

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

Yup. The fight was done and Jones was trying to tell Mazagatti to stop it. He probably saw that Hamill was f’ed up.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

What a letdown.

Shame it had to end on a dirty note.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 11:10 PM EST reply actions  

If the referee waves his hand like that I am pretty sure that means it is a TKO

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 11:10 PM EST reply actions  

I was pulling for Jones but didn’t expect that level of domination.

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 11:10 PM EST reply actions  

Hamill barely tried to get up….

by Koob on Dec 5, 2009 11:10 PM EST reply actions  

If he did, he’d get murdered.

by grein on Dec 5, 2009 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Jones is scary…and he’s 22 nothing but upside

by Koob on Dec 5, 2009 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Even if it’s a DQ, Hamill’s stock drops. He got tooled that whole time. Bones rises for dominating him, elbows aside.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:10 PM EST reply actions  

the 12-6 rule is so dumb...

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

Yes indeedy

Downward elbows are no joke, but so are knees in the clinch and any head kick.

by asa on Dec 6, 2009 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Bullshit.

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

That’s an interesting story about the 12-6 elbow rule.

by JRN on Dec 5, 2009 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

hahaha

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by BadB on Dec 5, 2009 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

LOL, Goldie is a moron

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by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

unbelievable…fuckin believable dude.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMN!!!

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

Fucking stupid...

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

BULL SHIT

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by donkeypunch on Dec 5, 2009 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

Funny thing is I GUARANTEE you that Hammil thought the ref stepped in to stop the fight, and not due to an unintentional elbow. He was blinded by the blood (and obviously deaf) so had no way of knowing what was going on.

This is very strange indeed.

by neyvit on Dec 5, 2009 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah Jones’ trip on Hamill was sick. Greco really is a great base. Hamill showed some toughness, but he looked horrible on his back
 
Holy crap the DQ’d Jones.

 Rematch

by Noah'sArk on Dec 5, 2009 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

I have no interest in a rematch. Who is the better fighter is pretty clear by now

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

WOW.........

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

The sound of one million articles being written. And then a million more with opposing opinions.

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

lol

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Jones has some “creative” elbows huh

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

Oh well. He’s still amazing.

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

Also, Hammill gave up the mount position without a fight. His next opponent knows exaaactly what to do.

by JRN on Dec 5, 2009 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

If the fighter cannot continue due to an illegal strike, it is a DQ for the striker.

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

What happens when a fighter cannot continue due to one illegal strike and a thousand legal ones?

by BilboMcFonzie on Dec 5, 2009 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

You lose all your money.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

The stock market just crashed.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

Fucking stupid, Hammill was done way before that

by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

It seemed to me like he was actually still defending himself. Illegal blows ended the fight, so I have no problem with it.

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

How, exactly?

The only defense I saw was him grabbing the sides of his head, and he couldn’t move one arm. How in the hell was he defending himself?

A dozen or so undefended legal blows SHOULD have ended that fight, but Jones had the misfortune of drawing Hot Tub as a ref.

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by duck on Dec 5, 2009 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it was right to stop it

But I also think it should have been stopped earlier. He wasn’t trying to improve his position. Covering up is not an intelligent defense.

by asa on Dec 6, 2009 1:30 AM EST up reply actions  

No kidding. Hammill has a dislocated shoulder take about 100 unanswered punches and elbows and Jones gets DQ’d.

by jrobb20 on Dec 5, 2009 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Mazagatti…

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

He should have stopped it earlier right?

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s gonna get someone seriously hurt one day.

by jrobb20 on Dec 5, 2009 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that day was today

Matt Hammill has AT LEAST a broken nose because Hot Tub can’t do his job properly…

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by duck on Dec 5, 2009 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

pisses me off, no shoulder geting nailed still doesn’t stop it

by staplesf on Dec 5, 2009 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Rematch

Keep firing Assholes!

More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.

by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

HAHA I had serious cash on the Hammer

by Rusty Trombone on Dec 5, 2009 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

Those elbows dislocated his shoulder!

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

This bizarro world

Matt Mitrione winning?
Kimbo showing JJ and Suplexes?
Steve Mazzagatti making a good call?!!!

On this basis, I call Roy Nelson winning by flying armbar….

by TLow on Dec 5, 2009 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

I bet Roy has to buy 2 plane tickets when he flys

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the rules...

but Jones pwnd him….he should have know better.

by Koob on Dec 5, 2009 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

Mazagatti you dipshit. You should have stopped it way earlier.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

Just stop

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

No way that is Maz’s fault.

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Why? Hammer was defending himself and a lot of his legal blows weren’t landing flush. They looked nasty but they didn’t feel nasty.

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I would flag it, but I can’t tell if it goes under “span, troll or inappropriate”

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh a DC, that is awful. Mazz should have warned him or something since it didnt change the fact that Hammill was done

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

Hammill followed his gameplan to the T

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 11:13 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

hahahah

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

damn, wrong decision… at least a NC, but I guess it was intentional, but Jones didn’t know it was illegal. kind of what happened to Andy

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 11:13 PM EST reply actions  

Not knowing is not a good excuse.

by JRN on Dec 5, 2009 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Jon Jones knows the rules, he was just frustrated that he was doing everything he could to get Mazz to stop it and he wouldn’t

by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Jones was killing him, but Steve shouldn’t have stopped that fight. Hammill was defending himself. Poorly but defending himself still

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

How in the hell was he defending himself

Seriously, I need an explanation for this. I saw a guy who could barely move whose every effort was put into just putting his hands on the sides of his head for about a dozen strikes in a row..

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by duck on Dec 5, 2009 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

So Jones was thinking “if he wont stop it and give me a TKO, I’ll get him to stop it and DQ me.”

Gotcha.

by JRN on Dec 5, 2009 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not gonna argue with you, if you aren’t intelligent enough to realize that’s not what I was saying then I can’t help you

by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Amazing reaction.

It was, how you say, a joke.

by JRN on Dec 5, 2009 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, sorry, thought you were being serious

by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok, now my playground account is in ruins.

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by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:13 PM EST reply actions  

Well yes I agree

If u look at the rules … if a fight ends due to illegal blow it should be a loss for the person committing that blow.

But i think in this situation the fight was already so one sided before that strike … it feels like awarding Matt the win makes no sense. Maybe a NC?

by Sauce on Dec 5, 2009 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

But yeah ,..

No complaints. Just a weird finish.

by Sauce on Dec 5, 2009 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't this Jones's first "loss"?

Besides, it was a late stoppage – Hamill was broken before the elbows.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:13 PM EST reply actions  

yea
maybe it will at least take that “undefeated” pressure off of him and if it remains his only loss for a while, everyone will say “yea, but…”

silver lining? lol

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

YEah that will be the everything fo ra reason part fo this. Will take some pressure off him

by staplesf on Dec 5, 2009 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

If Schaub wins I’m gonna go apeshit.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 11:13 PM EST reply actions  

I actually agree with the DQ, but I just lost $400 :(

by CSKit on Dec 5, 2009 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

McSweeny next

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

Nah, 1/2hr of commercials and the TUF 11 announcement.

Keep firing Assholes!

More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.

by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Worst BS ending ever

by HighNoon on Dec 5, 2009 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

hammill deserves a gift “win” after the bisping decision

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

ugh...

not this again.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

not trying to start a debate… just felt like he won the fight. aint no thing

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

zz

People need to stop with the, “they should have stopped it crap”

The fight doesn’t end when you get mount. Hammil was not close to going out until those elbows. The point of stopping the fight is to stopped the guy from going to sleep, not to stop him from getting hurt.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

I agree, at first he was doing good with dropping bombs, yet Hammill was managing to protect from most, one good shot did the hose cut and then Jones kept looking at the ref waiting for him to stop it b/c he was tired, at that point I wasn’t feeling the whole danger from Jones anymore.

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

rec’d

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by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

please use the rec button

or it doesn’t count.

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by Kid Nate on Dec 5, 2009 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m sorry but I totally agree with the outcome. Illegal blow => DQ, learn the rules.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 11:14 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I don’t think this hurts Jones at all. And the end was coming shortly anyway.

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

That was his “Fedor” loss. It’s all wins from here on out.

Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.

by MMAussie on Dec 5, 2009 11:14 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Now for 15 minutes of Nelson making sweet stomach love to Schaubs face.

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

Stoppage due to an intentional foul has to be a DQ. It sucks, but it was the right call.

by Verklemptomaniac on Dec 5, 2009 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

Mazzagatti handled this well. This was a good call. The DQ is deserved.

That GnP before the illegal elbows looked vicious but Hamill was still defending himself. Mazz was right to let the fight continue until the illegal elbows.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 11:15 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I can hear the sounds but no image, wtf?

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

the ufc radio hour

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think...

there’s any argument to be had with the DQ.

The rule is BS. The enforcement of it was fine. In the ref’s eyes, the strike that ended the fight was an illegal strike. It’d be terrible if any other decision were reached.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

I guess there could be legitimate question as to whether the illegal blows led directly to the finish. Should be interesting to see a replay (if there was one, I missed it).

by JRN on Dec 5, 2009 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

Is there only supposed to be audio?

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

dunno but kinda sucks

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice comments from Matt and Jones both. Now give Jones Jardine and let everyone see him put on a show

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

bad production tonite!

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by BadB on Dec 5, 2009 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

It’s the debut of MMA on the radio!

by rabrown on Dec 5, 2009 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

Tonight...

We’ve seen Mitrione beat Jones

Kimbo WIN

Houston RUN

Not being able to see McSweeney and Schoonver

AND Jon Jones lose via DQ

…….what else could possible go wrong

by Krimson on Dec 5, 2009 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

Tito on TUF 11????

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by duck on Dec 5, 2009 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Am I the only one who’s text looks weird?

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

Awful production tonight.

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

Jones will be champ some day

That guy is scary and has reach for mile and awesome leverage….

by Koob on Dec 5, 2009 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

This sounds like a good fight

by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

Also ...

WTF is with Tiddies gaining soooooo much weight.

The dude is just getting bigger and bigger.

by Sauce on Dec 5, 2009 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

TITTIES!

cagar é uma filosofia profunda...
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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

Alright, it’s so busy in here that my browser keeps stalling out. Have a good night y’all.

by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 11:17 PM EST reply actions  

Um...

those were pretty illegal…

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:17 PM EST reply actions  

c’mon TITTIES!!!

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:17 PM EST reply actions  

This is the most memorable card of the year. Not necessarily the best, but I’ll be damned if I forget it.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:17 PM EST reply actions  

if only they had a yamma pit

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

PLEASE

bring back the yamma pit

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

its Tiddies.

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by BadB on Dec 5, 2009 11:17 PM EST reply actions  

I feel really bad for Schoonover. For the rest of his life the dude is going to get called titties

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:19 PM EST reply actions  

For the record...

I"m not even joking. I really feel bad for him

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Imagine if the rest of the guys in his outfit learn of his nickname.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fragging

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

So do I

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree in all honesty. It’s kinda BS of Rampage.

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you kidding me? It was the only good idea Rampage had all season.

by TLow on Dec 5, 2009 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe not
he is going to afgahnistan after this, he got recalled to active duty
and he hopes to drop to LHW by the time he returns

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

He should ...

because he is a LHW who swallowed a fuckin watermelon … and a goat … and a street car or something.

Im still unsure how the dude keeps getting huger and huger every time we see him.

by Sauce on Dec 5, 2009 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Loading up before forced to eat military rations

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

He could kill Osama Bin Laden and MMA fans would still call him titties

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

lol, yea, poor guy

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Imagine the irony of Titties beating the fundamentalists…

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe if he comes back at LHW, he can fight Rampage for the rights to lose the nickname

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

lol McSweeney ..

almost pulled of a Roy Nelson.

by Sauce on Dec 5, 2009 11:19 PM EST reply actions  

McSweeney going for a cruciffix? learned from nelson lol

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 11:19 PM EST reply actions  

hard to pull that off without the belly

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m curious as to when Hamill hurt his shoulder since he said it wasnt on the takedown. Again, I don’t know why he decided to stand and bang and only go for one lazy takedown. Hamill seriously needs to get better gameplans and coaching.

Haha man Mcsweeny/Schoonover graphic isbeing on too long is a perfect example of this show

by Noah'sArk on Dec 5, 2009 11:19 PM EST reply actions  

sounded like he said on a fall before that, maybe on the attempted takedown or something on the fence? I couldn’t remember anything big before that take down.

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude won the match

eating illegal elbows from the top WAS the game plan. Duh.

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

omg, James is doing the RoyNelson

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:19 PM EST reply actions  

God i can’t wait for Penn/Diego… these fights have been shit

i told everyone at work to watch jones… hopefully they recognize he pwned hamil int he loss….

by dbcb on Dec 5, 2009 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

Oh

I was very obviously an impressive performance. It would take a goof not to recognize that.

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

you would be surprised….

by dbcb on Dec 5, 2009 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

McSchoover

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

go schoon!

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by BadB on Dec 5, 2009 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

TUF10 everybody

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

ahhh… the obligatory goldberg teep-gasm

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 11:20 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

In any event, Jones turned in a DQ loss that unquestionably advances his career. That was some awesome domination.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 11:21 PM EST reply actions  

Mike Goldberg loves teeps.

by JRN on Dec 5, 2009 11:21 PM EST reply actions  

Ha! I was just thinking the same thing. He loves to say Teep

by Dropkick434 on Dec 5, 2009 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

what's the score?

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

BCS’ nightmare 12, Texas 10. 1:45 left.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

TCU-Alabama plz

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

TCU-Bama or Cinci-Bama

either of those are fantastic in my book

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Aw :(

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

No doubt

Alabama will crush anybody else they throw in there besides Texas

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Texas is in field goal position though. Should be interesting.

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

nebraksa shouldn’t have acted like little girls and tried to get that first down before they kicked the last fg. I hate stupid coaches.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

HAIL MARY TIME

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Nebraska just took the lead within 2 mins 12-10

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Meltzer’s live coverage mentions that Dana said Houston must have had Kalib Starnes in his corner. Looks like he’s going to get cut.

by rabrown on Dec 5, 2009 11:23 PM EST reply actions  

He was in a no win situation

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

care to explain? couldn’t he have… won?

by dbcb on Dec 5, 2009 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

His best strategy...

was to stay outside and work kicks. But if he did that and lost then he was going to get shit on. However, if he rushed in and got knocked out then he would have gotten shit on. It was a bad situation

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

too be honest, he doesn’t deserve to be in the ufc anyway.. .but neither does kimboi

by dbcb on Dec 5, 2009 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Bad situation?

Houston was given a chance to fight the a) biggest name on the roster and b) least skilled guy on the roster, and all he had to do was fight the same fight he did against actual REAL MMA fighters like Jardine and Sakarra (sp?) and what did he do? Went out there and shit his pants. A win here would have been HUGE for his career, it was a great opportunity for him.

by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh...

I understand that. I’m trying to articulate points in a shorter time than allows me to not suck at times.

It was a bad situation in that his best strategic chance to win (on paper)was also probably going to have people pissed at him. But a win was obviously a huge thing for his career.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you think Dana might give jones his win bonus anyway? he obviously had to be impressed…

by dbcb on Dec 5, 2009 11:23 PM EST reply actions  

It's rec worthy in my book...

since you just re-branded Hamill as “the knight” for his valiant performance of getting his face ripped off

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

"What are you going to do?

BLEED on me?"

Yup, pretty accurate.

"(Brock Lesnar) is never in good spirits and he's not in good spirits now." - Dana White

by duck on Dec 5, 2009 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Rosenthal ...

is a surprisingly good ref.

by Sauce on Dec 5, 2009 11:24 PM EST reply actions  

I agree, by far my favorite judge

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s a ref, not a judge…

by CSKit on Dec 5, 2009 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha my bad, in portuguese the words are similar so it badly translates to english

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmmm

Everyone’s text is in bold and the page isn’t auto updating.

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:24 PM EST reply actions  

happened to me earlier

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I know it’s off topic, but is there any org that still uses Pride rules?

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:24 PM EST reply actions  

Dream?

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

is that an answer?

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I know it's not exact, but its close

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

lol, I really don’t know, ty

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

DREAM, they just don’t allow soccer kicks.

by CSKit on Dec 5, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Da Streetz

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

urban vale tudo FTW

by Tonley on Dec 5, 2009 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

ICON Sport does – soccer kicks & stomps included.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think they’ve used those rules since MMA got regulated in HI, and I also think they’re a casualty of Pro elite.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Dream is closest I think.

"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday

by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

What was Joe saying about the reason they banned the 12-6 elbow rule?

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 11:25 PM EST reply actions  

ice breaking/brick breaking demonstrations

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Breaking demonstrations. Blocks, Ice, etc.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Silly rules makers

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

uh, he said something about some guy on the commision saw the karate guys breaking rocks and crap with that strike so he said it was too dangerous to be in mma

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

The ACs thought we’d have a sport where everybody was like Tito fighting with cracked skulls.

by rabrown on Dec 5, 2009 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

20-18 McSweeney, I think

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:26 PM EST reply actions  

Ok…

McSweeney needs to be docked a point. He’s thrown several illegal strikes.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 11:26 PM EST reply actions  

Yep and attempted an eye poke on the ground.

Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.

by MMAussie on Dec 5, 2009 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

i dont’ think they dock you for throwing them do they? only for landing them?

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

True, but he just seems like a dirty fighter.

Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.

by MMAussie on Dec 5, 2009 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they can deduct a point for intentions. Never going to see that though

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

This is getting out of hand. Overflow thread please?

Keep firing Assholes!

More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.

by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 11:27 PM EST reply actions  

How many posts so far?

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

1751

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by BadB on Dec 5, 2009 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

1740 Comments & Counting...

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry…but we’re chilling here dammit!

Google n’ shit

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

YEs

please please please

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Pfft, it’s working fine for me.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

me too

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

me three

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Prick with the elbow to the back of the head after the bell

by Rusty Trombone on Dec 5, 2009 11:27 PM EST reply actions  

yea, he is too small to hang in HW once he starts fighting real UFC fighters

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

commercial break? lolol

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

oh my dvr switched channels on me..

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

QUESTION

Does Hamill move up the rankings with a DQ win even though he was TKFO’d?

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

No.

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

He would on mine if I had Jones in the top 15 to begin with.

Guarantee he won’t on anyone else’s.

by JRN on Dec 5, 2009 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty good fight between two bad fighters

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

holy shit...

Texas wins with a last second 46 yd field goal

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

Texas

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_longhorns

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

but isn’t him british?

cagar é uma filosofia profunda...
a merda bate na água e a água bate na bunda.

by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

:(

I’m sad

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

:'(

booo

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Many people here

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

fug

I dont like mcSweeny

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

I heard that...

dude gets beat up standing a lot for a guy who pretends he was a great kickboxer. He was getting beat standing early in this fight until he just took over with better cardio

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

DOWN goes Tiddies!

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by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

Wow

Beautiful flying knee

by Sauce on Dec 5, 2009 11:31 PM EST reply actions  

Nebraska’s kicker is one big puddle of fail.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 11:31 PM EST reply actions  

How much weight has McSweeney gained? During the show I thought he was a natural LHW who just wanted to be on TUF really bad, ala Bisping. He looks alot “thinker” (or just fatter) now.

by Excelsior! on Dec 5, 2009 11:31 PM EST reply actions  

yea, i think you are right, he probably just hung at his walking around weight of 220-230 and never cut

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

ugh, can we make McWeenie fight Henderson next
I’d like to see another annoying british guy KOd hard

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:31 PM EST reply actions  

You'd have to get Hendo back in the UFC first

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

they need to!!

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Buffer showin some love.

Can McSweeny make 205? he weighs 230.

by Td9d on Dec 5, 2009 11:32 PM EST reply actions  

Lol at the tape issues in the broadcast

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 11:32 PM EST reply actions  

Time to see the Gutcifix

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:33 PM EST reply actions  

McSweeney’s “The Hammer” as well? We can’t have three Hammers in the UFC!

by rabrown on Dec 5, 2009 11:33 PM EST reply actions  

third round tko

pretty rare occurrence in the UFC.

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 11:33 PM EST reply actions  

Amir is tipsy

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:33 PM EST reply actions  

I called it earlier!

I DID I DID

 * pats self on back *

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I called it 3 weeks ago. :(

by grein on Dec 5, 2009 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

gonna need a wider lense

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m sad it’s not Tito and Hulk Hogan.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

think how cool it would have been to see everyone on Hulk’s team rip their shirts off before their fights.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

He could coach at least as good as Rampage.

“Come on brother, get up! Get up brother! Get up!”

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Pre-fight meeting:

“Whatcha gonna do, brother?”

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And he’ll kick down a door if his guys don’t try to hulk up.

Spike is sitting on a gold mine and they’re going to pass up on it.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

“You gotta find ur true enemy, your inner-me… know what Im sayin”

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Chuck and Tito coaching TUF.

by rabrown on Dec 5, 2009 11:33 PM EST reply actions  

Amir is not impressed with the production.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 11:33 PM EST reply actions  

Chuck the spy dude.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Zito

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

HA! It is Chuck vs Tito

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:33 PM EST reply actions  

Dammit

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:33 PM EST reply actions  

Chuck and Tito again?

Gahhh

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:33 PM EST reply actions  

So Dave and Buster's....

We don’t have’em in Montreal (that I know of) but the concept looks pretty awful.

Is it as bad as it looks?

by TLow on Dec 5, 2009 11:33 PM EST reply actions  

Used to be badass when I was 12

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY!!!

It’s still badass cause I’m legal now

by Krimson on Dec 5, 2009 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Took a girl there a few months ago

We downed 3 Long Island Ice Tea’s each in like 10 minutes. Why? I don’t remember, but that rest of the night was great.

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve had good success taking dates there.

by Sliup on Dec 5, 2009 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I was hoping for Chuck and Kimbo.

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 11:34 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

LOL!

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

That one

was for you! I knew you’d get a kick out of it.

For real though…Chuck and Tito? Ugh.

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Kimbo the coach

That’s like so bad man. So bad you get a rec.

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

The more promo time Kimbo gets the better.

“Maybe the enname is the inna me.”

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Chuck

 … is gonna brutalize Tito. Tito has zero standup. And he cant take Chuck down.

by Sauce on Dec 5, 2009 11:34 PM EST reply actions  

unless Tito hits Chuck

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

While ur absolutely correct ..

he also has to actually throw at least a single punch.

by Sauce on Dec 5, 2009 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I want a gif of Dana’s face ifChuck loses to Tito!

But Tito will have fought once in 2 years at this point. Crazy.

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 11:34 PM EST reply actions  

he needs time to heal his cracked skull!

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yo!

Dont be a jerk. He put his heart and soul into it.

Did I also mention that he put his heart and soul into that fight.

by Sauce on Dec 5, 2009 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

And he thinks he won.

He does, he thinks he won.

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

ok, that’s got to be in another thread. 500 posts just for TUF 11

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:34 PM EST reply actions  

Chuck and Tito?????

Yuck.

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by duck on Dec 5, 2009 11:34 PM EST reply actions  

Chuck vs Tito?

needless… just like Rampage vs Wand, who cares if they win the 3rd if Wand/Chuck are past their prime?

by Excelsior! on Dec 5, 2009 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

tito chuck…. again? really?

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

All I can say is it cant be worse than this season was.

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

as long as they don’t do HWs, there is a small chance we could see some exciting fights there.

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

middleweight

But Dana didn’t know off the top of his head, one of his entourage had to tell him.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

middleweight i think

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

yea, they said 185

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

shows where the priorities are here...

“TITO AND CHUCK ARE COACHING! And no, I don’t know what weightclass they’re coaching.”

That’s messed up.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

I heard there was a capoeira dude hahahh

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

david loiseau wants in

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Goldie, please shut up.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 11:36 PM EST reply actions  

Whats the line for the final?

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:36 PM EST reply actions  

2.45 Schaub
1.45 Nelson (or something like that)

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

At last opportunity...

it was to (an average) of Nelson -170 Schaub +140.

The line moved a TON from open

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Chuck vs. Tito coaching TUF, Kimbo in the UFC, Herschel Walker fighting January 30th. Sports making a lot of progress

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 11:36 PM EST reply actions  

EVERYONE has been waiting on Chuck/Tito 3!

The first two left so many questions unanswered

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:36 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

I don’t particularly care for it but if Chuck’s going to keep fighting I’d much rather he fight the likes of Tito, Couture, Coleman and others who have no KO power and at least this choice means TUF won’t be holding up any titles.

by rabrown on Dec 5, 2009 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Same reason we need Tito/Shamrock 4

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

why not?

Silva killed him twice, Rampage cought him once. A fourth fight would still interest me, it’s not the same as Tito/Chuck

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

And Big Nog/Herring 12!

"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday

by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Looking forward to that!

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m actually picking Tito for this one

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Like in the tootsie pop commercials

How many overhand rights to get take to get to the center of tito’s skull

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 11:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Is it cracked to begin with?

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

We still don’t know if Chuck can defeat a Tito with an even bigger, fatter head than before.

The answer will cost you 50 bucks.

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by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

So if a strong gust of wind comes and knocks Chuck Liddell out, does Tito Ortiz still get the W?

by TLow on Dec 5, 2009 11:37 PM EST reply actions  

If its in Nevada

The commision will still award chuck the DQ win lol

by Sauce on Dec 5, 2009 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Very

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome, we watched a MMA first!

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Sort of. I saw it done in a sanctioned amateur fight in Oregon a year or so ago.

by casey manrique on Dec 5, 2009 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Mazzagatii deserves props for handling an ugly situation quite well.

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by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn’t think he hit the eye, Looked like the first hit the chin and second hit the forehead. Still not great spots, but the damage on his face was already there.

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Mazz will still get the blame

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd

Fantastic that they actually used it. Shame at Bones’s expense, but merde happens. I doubt it’ll affect his rise.

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s crazy, Mazz was just talking about instant replay in MMA on HDNet last night.

by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow I can’t believe DW is making Chuck/Tito III

UFC really has been taking a turn for the worse lately

by Noah'sArk on Dec 5, 2009 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

I can.

Neither guy will be able to compete at the top of the division anymore, yet both are good draws PPV wise.

Still Brent is right, after one guy won both matches, it’s not much a rematch.

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

You got to do something with these guys

And they’re both good coaches. I don’t see the problem.

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

zzz

The sound you hear is English teachers all over North America commiting suicide.

Keep firing Assholes!

More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.

by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 11:39 PM EST reply actions  

I want Nelson to win

but wouldn’t be disappointed if Schaub does. Hopefully he’ll improve his takedown control to actually be a force.

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:40 PM EST reply actions  

Wow sonavabitch!

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 11:40 PM EST reply actions  

This has been a really weird night.

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:40 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe they will show Roy’s girlfriend

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 11:40 PM EST reply actions  

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 11:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This

is timeless.

There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

by misterjonez on Dec 6, 2009 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I am too slow looking up whopper pics:(

"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday

by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMN!

That’s one hot girlfriend.

by grein on Dec 5, 2009 11:40 PM EST reply actions  

She’s cute. Didn’t see Brendan’s girl.

by Cunny on Dec 5, 2009 11:42 PM EST reply actions  

Schaub better lose, that way I won’t feel as bad about the Jones DQ.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 11:42 PM EST reply actions  

If we’re going to have a completely irrevelant TUF 11,

Why not Mazzagatti and Dana? I’d pay to see that!

by TLow on Dec 5, 2009 11:42 PM EST reply actions  

completely irrelevant?

so you’d rather have another title put on hold?

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

nah, I’m just hating. I actually don’t mind Tito/Chuck

by TLow on Dec 5, 2009 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d prefer Cecil and Dana

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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

haha, awesome

us guys with belly’s and hot girlfriends gotta stick together

GO ROY!!!

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:42 PM EST reply actions  

don’t be hatin

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

That just how we roll.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Downhill?

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

touche

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol

I’m so offended right now…

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

me too

I’ll feel better after sleeping with my gf tonight though

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Nelson married above his weight class.

And THOR.

by Verklemptomaniac on Dec 5, 2009 11:42 PM EST reply actions  

Uh-Oh! Roy Jones Jr. came out to this song the other night and got knocked out in 2 minutes.

Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.

by MMAussie on Dec 5, 2009 11:42 PM EST reply actions  

Since when did the pre-fight video packages turn into UFC Cribs?

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 11:43 PM EST reply actions  

Since TUF season 1

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, this is the first season I watched. Probably the last, too.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

But it will be better..next time… trust us..

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Next Season will be the BEST EVA!!!

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

WIll Kimbo be back?

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 6, 2009 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Always for the TUF finalists – their families, their training, their sacrifices, etc.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m expecting to see Roy be a little more aggressive since it’s the final. I’ll be disappointed if he’s not.

by jrobb20 on Dec 5, 2009 11:43 PM EST reply actions  

HUGE COUNTRY

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

hahaha. amazing intro music choice

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

Holy shit!!

lmao …hes coming out to MJ

by Sauce on Dec 5, 2009 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

Is that Weird Al? “I’m Fat”

by jrobb20 on Dec 5, 2009 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

it is, TITTIES 2.0

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

AWESOME!!

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

is this entrance song really playing?

"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday

by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

I KNEW i should have picked Roy!

"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday

by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Nelson wins lol

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

rofl at michael jackson walk out music

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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 5, 2009 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

Weird Al son...

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

ooooooooooooooooomg

that isn’t mj

dear god

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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 5, 2009 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL.....classic

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

by Captain Fubar on Dec 5, 2009 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

YESYESYES

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:45 PM EST reply actions  

And he comes out to Weird Al's "Fat"

I just became a Roy Nelson fan

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by duck on Dec 5, 2009 11:45 PM EST reply actions  

I don’t care much for this Brendan, but I don’t like Roy. So I got Brendan!

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 11:45 PM EST reply actions  

Nelson better knock this kid out cold.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 11:45 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck yeah, Weird Al FTW!

by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 11:45 PM EST reply actions  

who’s fat lol

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:45 PM EST reply actions  

I'M FAT! I'M FAT!

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:45 PM EST reply actions  

fml hard!

lol I didnt realize it was Weird Al

by Sauce on Dec 5, 2009 11:45 PM EST reply actions  

LOL!

Go Roy!

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:45 PM EST reply actions  

Wow that is funny.

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 11:45 PM EST reply actions  

Roy has just won the world.

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 11:45 PM EST reply actions  

Nelson's mullet is in full effect

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:46 PM EST reply actions  

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:46 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

2000 comments

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:46 PM EST reply actions  

someone go check the wargods thread…did we beat it?

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

quality over quantity

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

By a lot

Tops at 1819

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

How did Wargods get the record?

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

if you have to ask, you dont deserve to know

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Serious biz

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

at 2012

the thread ends

Holy Shit!!!...Peterson resigned...Am I dead?...Is This Heaven?

by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Dec 5, 2009 11:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hahahaha

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

the worse a show is, the more comments it seems to get.

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

What have I been saying? Roy is the best.

by JRN on Dec 5, 2009 11:46 PM EST reply actions  

Still behind Lawlor IMO

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought nelson was gonna bow to the burger king logo there

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 11:46 PM EST reply actions  

he stood on the BK symbol lol

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:46 PM EST reply actions  

I think he is right about 265 normally, he just has to watch his weight around time, Don’t think he has to really cut a lot

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

He jsut stops eating 2 hours before weigh ins

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes

arielhelwani
  
Nelson’s hair cut reminds me of a 1980’s hockey goon. I dig it.

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:47 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah it’s pretty rad.

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

cecil peoples!!!!!

"Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass. I told him a year ago. I pulled it out of him and I beat him over the head with it." Brock Lesnar

by pitbull187 on Dec 5, 2009 11:47 PM EST reply actions  

herb doesnt judge fights just call em

"Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass. I told him a year ago. I pulled it out of him and I beat him over the head with it." Brock Lesnar

by pitbull187 on Dec 5, 2009 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Will we see the bellyfix?

"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday

by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:48 PM EST reply actions  

I hope not

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

My facebook friends discussing how great Kimbo is

 /facepalm

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:48 PM EST reply actions  

ROFL, Kung Fu fighter.

by grein on Dec 5, 2009 11:48 PM EST reply actions  

The hybrid?

None of the guys from TUF10 got good enough gas to be called a hybrid

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by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:48 PM EST reply actions  

KUNG FU

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:48 PM EST reply actions  

a kung fu fighter?

omg Roy is awesome. He is just mocking the UFC while working to claim his contract.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 11:48 PM EST reply actions  

Oh shit.

SI_JoshGross
  
Matt Hamill’s trainer Duff Holmes just told me the “Hammer” broke his left shoulder when Jones took him down.

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:48 PM EST reply actions  

He should get the win bonus for the DQ so it kind of all works out.

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Is he trying to be the fat Mayhem Miller?

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Lawlor > Miller

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Not at all

Nelson is funny

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

there are some fat kung fu fighters

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Love that movie

“Be one with the chicken!”

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

His Kung Fu is STRONG!

"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday

by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:49 PM EST reply actions  

Best Nickname?

The Hybrid? i think it’s up there

by Krimson on Dec 5, 2009 11:49 PM EST reply actions  

KenFlo and J-Lau

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

no

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

King Fu Panda

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:49 PM EST reply actions  

Walking the line between intelligence and ignorance since 1985
@deowade

by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

SUBJECT LINE PLEASE

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha.

Awesome. Don’t ban me for saying that, Brent. ;)

by timetosaygoodbye on Dec 5, 2009 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

A Kung Fu practitioner. Awesome.

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 11:49 PM EST reply actions  

If he ever fights Lesnar, he should bill himself as a Joe Son Do fighter.

by sBruce24 on Dec 6, 2009 6:34 AM EST up reply actions  

kaboom!

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:49 PM EST reply actions  

“And that’s where he uses…his size

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 11:50 PM EST reply actions  

Big Country has to be one of the most relaxed fighters when in the cage. He always seems so composed.

Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.

by MMAussie on Dec 5, 2009 11:50 PM EST reply actions  

Girthcifix.

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:50 PM EST reply actions  

Bas Rutten must love his use of side control.

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

Fatjitsu...

coming to your suburban stripmall 2010

by Koob on Dec 5, 2009 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

he probably spent the last couple months doing nothing but training to escape that

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

I like Nelsons jab, seems pretty fast

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

I wonder...

what weight could Nelson cut too?

by CSKit on Dec 5, 2009 11:52 PM EST reply actions  

185

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

145

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Dont punch him in the belly son

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:52 PM EST reply actions  

OHHHHHHH

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:52 PM EST reply actions  

WOW!

Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.

by MMAussie on Dec 5, 2009 11:52 PM EST reply actions  

lol

“he’s a big fat guy”

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:52 PM EST reply actions  

HOLY FUCK

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:52 PM EST reply actions  

hahahah BIG COUNTRY SHITS in Dana’s cornflakes

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

YESSSSSSS

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

+ KO of the night

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

KTFOOO!

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

The king wants to eat!

by rabrown on Dec 5, 2009 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

SHITE

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

damn!

"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock

by BadB on Dec 5, 2009 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

holy cow!!

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"

by thecip on Dec 5, 2009 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

he is who we thought he is

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 11:53 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

nice

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Boom goes the dynamite

by jrobb20 on Dec 5, 2009 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

i thought bredan said hes never been rocked or hurt????

"Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass. I told him a year ago. I pulled it out of him and I beat him over the head with it." Brock Lesnar

by pitbull187 on Dec 5, 2009 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

That could still have been true...

always a first time for everything

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

ya but i remember him talking about brock vs carwin and saying how he took carwins best shots in practice and how being a FB prepared him and me him tough so he couldnt get knocked out

"Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass. I told him a year ago. I pulled it out of him and I beat him over the head with it." Brock Lesnar

by pitbull187 on Dec 6, 2009 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Did that impress you Dana>?

?

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

He’s actually about to be the first Ultimate Fighter winner to get fired after winning. Dana’s still not impressed.

by CSKit on Dec 5, 2009 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Dana has to sign him now so….

 yes, he is now a top 5 HW in Dana’s eyes.

"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday

by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

excellent point

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

haha, eat it, Dana.

by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 11:53 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

omg, look at his cheek

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

karma is a bitch

"Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass. I told him a year ago. I pulled it out of him and I beat him over the head with it." Brock Lesnar

by pitbull187 on Dec 5, 2009 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

So is my ex girlfriend

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Roy!

And he climbs on the fence for good effect.

by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

Get that man

A TRIPLE FUCKIN WHOPPER! HE’S EARNED IT!

by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

hhmmm

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

Roy Nelson the supersized Ultimate Fighter

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

This was actually an expected outcome lol

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

damn, he made it to the top of the cage! lol

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:54 PM EST reply actions  

I was waiting for the cage to collapse.

by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

how the hell did it not break?

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Im happy for Roy, great finishing note of a crazy & very weird night of fights.

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 11:54 PM EST reply actions  

well. that was unexpected

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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 5, 2009 11:54 PM EST reply actions  

ROY NELSON IS THE BEST

Second greatest TUF season result ever.

(Behind Mac Danzig, of course.)

by JRN on Dec 5, 2009 11:54 PM EST reply actions  

So what’s next for big country?

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 11:54 PM EST reply actions  

MEGA WHOPPER!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 11:54 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Big Mac's

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I just suppressed a strong gag reflex.

by casey manrique on Dec 6, 2009 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Look up “Window 7 Burger” on youtube.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett

by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 6, 2009 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

kimbo vs alexander goes the distance

and roy fucking nelson gets the KO. i just dont get it

by Austin Martin on Dec 5, 2009 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

and Mitrione beats Marcus

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey guys

Remember when Kimbo got the takedown and then won a decision?

That really happened right?

by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

Remember when Jon Jones KO’d Hamill and lost the fight?

by goodbones on Dec 5, 2009 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

that was def a good dq

by Austin Martin on Dec 5, 2009 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder if Dana gives him the KO of the night?

by TLow on Dec 5, 2009 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

There’s an undercard fight that I believe should get it…

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

He'll give it to Kimbo

along with fight of the night

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

big country vs brock lmao

by BloodyAnkles on Dec 5, 2009 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

Roy Nelson: Best Entrance and Best Finish tonight

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

Hahah watching Danas face is the best part about this.

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 11:56 PM EST reply actions  

Oh Dana loves it.

He’s a fat guy, but he can fight, he can give a decent interview, and he’s funny.

Plus, the little feud will get all the anti-Dana-ites into Nelson’s corner, so dana can milk the feud if he wants to.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 11:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m thinking that feud is staged. Something to give Roy some push. He’s the fat guy the owner can’t stand but too good to kick out. Hell Hulk Hogan was here tonight so that might be the case

by John Nash on Dec 6, 2009 12:01 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I dunno about that.

And don’t link Hulkster to the UFC. That was all Spike.

by SpaceSoap on Dec 6, 2009 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Wasn’t being serious about the Hulk

by John Nash on Dec 6, 2009 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Ah

Well i’m a doofus so it’s no wonder i missed that

by SpaceSoap on Dec 6, 2009 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Dana…trying not to look like a hater

"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday

by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:56 PM EST reply actions  

Roy “I wanna go get Burger King now” lol, “Kimbo has more experience”

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 11:56 PM EST reply actions  

I’m happy for him

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I am happy for him as well. He truly deserves to be in the big show. I think he has for years.

"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday

by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

We don't count.

I was surprised at how pissed Rashad looked.

by Cunny on Dec 5, 2009 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

i’m not.

Schaub was in his camp before the show started, and he seemed to really not like Roy.

by Phildo on Dec 6, 2009 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I am.

I think Roy was frustrated he couldn’t get into the UFC without winning TUF, so he just always treated it as a task he shouldn’t have had to perform.

by BTastros on Dec 6, 2009 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m happy for him, in large part because people like you will declare “Nobody is happy for him.”

by JRN on Dec 6, 2009 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I didn't mean that he had no fanbase

I meant that so many TUF people seemed pissed that he won. I like the guy.

by Cunny on Dec 6, 2009 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

BK Shout out

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:57 PM EST reply actions  

you’ll know they’ll become his number one sponsor now, he gets free burgers for life!

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

lol Huge country

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:57 PM EST reply actions  

this entire night has been odd

by tanner4life on Dec 5, 2009 11:57 PM EST reply actions  

How many fights does the UFC get from them for their 100k?

by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:57 PM EST reply actions  

6

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I doubt Roy Nelson came on board for the usual TUF contract. Something must have been negotiated before.

by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Good to see...

Roy Nelson is still indeed a douche bag.

by neyvit on Dec 5, 2009 11:57 PM EST reply actions  

nah

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 5, 2009 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

you’re not funny, roy

by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 11:57 PM EST reply actions  

How long is he gonna play this “I’m just a fat guy” card?

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:57 PM EST reply actions  

Til they stop persecuting his people I guess.

by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 11:58 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

as long as we keep saying hes just a fat guy

by Austin Martin on Dec 5, 2009 11:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Not many people are saying that anymore. Everyone knows he can fight so he’s not JUST a fat guy

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 6, 2009 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I would say forever.

"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday

by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

is he supposed to say he’s a skinny guy?

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Why does he have to comment on his appearance at all? I don’t hear other fighters sayin “Im just a ripped guy.”

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 6, 2009 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Because everyone else comments on his appearance…

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 6, 2009 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

So? I get it he does it to be funny and ironic but it’s getting played out

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 6, 2009 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

So is complaining about it

by Grappo on Dec 6, 2009 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

This is not a “I just a fat guy” card, that’s a “I’m a fat guy” card.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 6, 2009 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

i’d bet dollars to donuts, (coming from another guy that is pretty big) he hears about it enough from other fighters

mmm, donutsss

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 6, 2009 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

well, supposedly, he was passed over by the UFC earlier in his career because he didn’t have the right “look”. I doubt he lets anyone forget about that now.

"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday

by MyFistYourFace on Dec 6, 2009 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Thats probably the most reasonable response so far

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 6, 2009 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

but,
donuts?

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

by JeremyShane on Dec 6, 2009 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Not sure if this has been posted

From Twitter

SI_JoshGross Matt Hamill’s trainer Duff Holmes just told me the “Hammer” broke his left shoulder when Jones took him down.

by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 11:57 PM EST reply actions  

I posted it. :(

Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.

by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I tried to post it earlier but my browser hasn’t been able to keep up so I’ve been in and out

by ufc4 on Dec 6, 2009 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

hhmm...

I wonder if that coming out could change it to a NC? If the doctor or ref had known about the shoulder, the fight would have been over.

by BTastros on Dec 6, 2009 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

i don’t think so.

He still wasn’t close to going out until the illegal blows.

If you’re going to start doing that, you have to give Gonzaga the HW belt for breaking Randy’s arm.

by Phildo on Dec 6, 2009 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

What’s the bet Dana gives Knockout of the Night to Kimbo just to piss of Big Country?

Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.

by MMAussie on Dec 5, 2009 11:57 PM EST reply actions  

Considering Kimbo didn’t get a KO I’ll give about 10000000 to 1 odds on it

by ufc4 on Dec 6, 2009 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Nelson v. Lesnar. Imagine that.

by cmsove on Dec 5, 2009 11:58 PM EST reply actions  

screw that, let the UFC sign and then book Alistair Overeem vs. Roy “Big Country” Nelson

its Horsesteaks vs. Chicken-Fried Steak w/ Country Gravy

by sBruce24 on Dec 6, 2009 6:37 AM EST up reply actions  

BEST QUOTE EVER

“You’re a lot more than just a fat guy. You’re a fat guy who fights his ass off”

by TLow on Dec 5, 2009 11:58 PM EST reply actions  

dont know about anyone else but I was glad to see Roy win

by brazary on Dec 5, 2009 11:59 PM EST reply actions  

I am

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I am. I picked against him, but it was an impressive finish.

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Same here, but I missed the finish due to KFC consequences. Anyone got a link, a gif :/??

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 6, 2009 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah. pretty experienced athlete, probably shouldn’t have even had to go into,but he went in and won it.

by TLow on Dec 6, 2009 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Sorry if this has already been covered...

but who the hell is Davis and where does he get off trying to work submissions in someone else’s match?

Also will the next judo chop feature sinking the coke?

(great coverage, sorry for the nitpicking)

by Balrog on Dec 5, 2009 11:59 PM EST reply actions  

Kimbo/Houston

FOTN?

:)

Food goes in here

by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 11:59 PM EST reply actions  

i just like to see the smack talk if brock and nelson faught.

"Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass. I told him a year ago. I pulled it out of him and I beat him over the head with it." Brock Lesnar

by pitbull187 on Dec 5, 2009 11:59 PM EST reply actions  

God i hate spike

Shitty production values, 1000 ways to die, manswers and pro wrasslin’. Great.

by SpaceSoap on Dec 6, 2009 12:00 AM EST reply actions  

I HATE THE COMMERCIAL!

/RAGE

by John Lamb on Dec 6, 2009 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

FINALLY! Manswers!

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 6, 2009 12:00 AM EST reply actions  

No thanks

I’m watching Dogs 101

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by Damon O. on Dec 6, 2009 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I know!

I couldn’t wait for those two closet homos to stop hugging in that cage man. I NEED to know if I can be hypnotiezed by boobs.

by zeroword on Dec 6, 2009 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

i made it 3 whole minutes

by Phildo on Dec 6, 2009 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah...same here...

my wife went “I’m sorry…I can’t…I just can’t”

At which point I reminded her that the remote was closer to her than me.

So TECHNICALLY I am not the one that turned it off.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 6, 2009 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

thank god ufc is finally over now i get to watch MANSWERS!!

by brazary on Dec 6, 2009 12:01 AM EST reply actions  

So now that its over… did anyone read the recap of the Hallman/Howard fight? Just awesome

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 6, 2009 12:01 AM EST reply actions  

no...about to do so now...

I can’t read spoilers because it’s almost impossible to do a live blog of stuff that I know how it goes down

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 6, 2009 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Yea, I’ve had to catch myself typing a few times tonight. I can never wait to read results.

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 6, 2009 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Okay...

now…I can’t believe they showed the McSweeney fight over that. Can’t believe it at all

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 6, 2009 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

TUF priorities man, its sad

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 6, 2009 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Exactly

They’re better off showing Howard and promoting him than McSweeney. AND with a finish like that, I mean come on!

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 6, 2009 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Seriously...

Neither of those guys have a legitimate future in the UFC

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 6, 2009 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I mean in the McSweeney fight

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 6, 2009 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Worst fight of the night. Hopefully Titties becomes an official nickname. McSweeney had some interesting tricks though.

by Cunny on Dec 6, 2009 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully Titties becomes an official nickname

Why? He’s a good dude that doesn’t deserve the ridicule at all.

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni

by midwestbred on Dec 6, 2009 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I just like the nickname. Look at Marcus and ‘Big Baby’.

by Cunny on Dec 6, 2009 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

that name, will stick with him for a while. I was at the Finale and everybody was referring to him as “titties”

by The Bronzeville Bully on Dec 6, 2009 3:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Damnit! I want more commercials!

I specializes in grammar fail.

by a tommy point on Dec 6, 2009 12:02 AM EST reply actions  

Anderson Silva giving an interview in his house while playing call of duty modern warfare, awesomeness

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 6, 2009 12:08 AM EST reply actions  

All my fake money disappeared on the worst event of the year.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 6, 2009 12:08 AM EST reply actions  

good thing its fake then

by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 6, 2009 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

The season is over anyway.

10/24

by spectaa on Dec 6, 2009 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

will they be streaming the press conference?

by woooburn on Dec 6, 2009 12:53 AM EST reply actions  

THE BEST LINE OF THE NIGHT BY MR BROOKHOUSE

“10-9 Houston on my card to give him a 29-28 win”

Now, this doesnt even deserve commentary. But I sure have to laugh!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

by SimplePsych on Dec 6, 2009 2:36 PM EST reply actions  

why is that?

I scored it for kimbo, but i would get it if people scored it like brent did.. I’d like to see you elaborate as to why it was so laughable that it seemed impossible for brent to score it like that?

by Anton Tabuena on Dec 6, 2009 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

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