The Ultimate Fighter 10 Finale - Live Results and Commentary
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Marcus Jones v. Matt Mitrione -Round 1 - Low kick from Jones and he clinches up with Mitrione and drives him to the mat. Side control for Jones who is looking for an arm. Mitrione is able to get back to his feet though. Lunging punches from Jones. His stand-up technique is pretty awful. Marcus drops down with an arm in guillotine and can't finish it. Davis looks to lock up a triangle now but Mitrione escapes and they stand back up. Another takedown for Davis after an exchange. Matt stands up quickly though. They exchange shots, both men land and Jones looked a bit hurt but did get a takedown off of it. The round ends and it was 10-9 Jones on takedowns and positional control. Round 2 - Very quickly in the round Matt Mitrione lands a hard shot and Jones goes down. A few more punches and the fight is all over. Matt Mitrione wins by KO, round 2.
Frankie Edgar v. Matt Veach - Round 1 - Veach shoots and Edgar pulls him off with ease. Left hook by Veach lands and then another failed takedown attempt. Head kick by Edgar but Veach catches it and takes him down. Edgar stands up and Veach with a huge slam to put it back on the mat. Edgar stands up and Veach slams him again, but Edgar stands up again. Left hand lands for Veach. Body kick by Frankie lands hard. Two punch combo by Edgar and Veach looks to be tiring quickly. Left hook lands by Veach and that has been his money punch. Jab lands for Veach. Overhand right by Veach and then two more punches that land. Jab lands hard for Frankie now. Veach slips after a punch. Left hook by Edgar. The round ends and while close I'd give the edge to Veach. Round 2 - Edgar shoots and Veach just pushes him off. Veach now looking for a takedown. Edgar scores with a quick hand combo. Edgar is using speed and just outworking Veach this round. Right hand lands for Edgar and Veach's legs go wobbly. Edgar follows him to the ground and is landing a lot of shots but Veach keeps trying to move. Vinally Veach gives up his back and Edgar sinks in the choke for the finish. Frankie Edgar wins by submission (rear naked choke), round 2.
Mark Bocek vs. Joe Brammer - Undercard action being shown. Round 1 - Brammer throwing leg kicks and letting his hands go. Right hand lands by Bocek and he clinches up with Brammer against the cage. Bocek with the takedown and Brammer stands up but gets his back taken. Body triangle by Bocek and he lands a few punches looking for the choke. Brammer stands up and Bocek takes his back standing again. Bocek sinks the coke and Brammer is forced to tap out standing. Mark Bocek wins by submission (rear naked choke), round 1.
Kimbo Slice v. Houston Alexander - Round 1 - Houston's hands are high as he circles on the outside. Over one minute with nothing but circling. Leg kick by Alexander. Another inside leg kick lands. And again. A few more land and it's just circling and landing the leg kicks by Houston. Kimbo starts throwing and Houston clinches looking for the knees but no one lands anything. Houston uses head movement as Kimbo throws hands and it's Alexander landing the meaningful punches. Kimbo can't really get anything going as he eats a leg kick any time the distance closes. 10-9 round easy for Houston. Round 2 - Hard leg kick by Houston. And another. Kimbo with a wide punch that misses by a mile. Kimbo has no clue what to do and Alexander doesn't seem like he plans on changing anything. Jab lands for Kimbo. They clinch up and KImbo with a takedown into the mount. Houston stands up and eats a punch. Houston slips and Kimbo lands a few punches but Houston looked unaffected. Kimbo with a huge rear suplex and Houston stands up. Another takedown by Kimbo and he has mount. A few big shots from Kimbo and Houston gives up his back. Kimbo takes his back then back to the mount. Houston is able to escape back to standing and the round ends. 10-9 Kimbo that round to even the fight up. Round 3 - Leg kick by Houston early. They're trading punches with both guys landing. Jabs by both men. Right hand by Kimbo, two shots in return by Alexander. Punch lands for Houston. Leg kick lands for Houston and Kimbo missed a punch. Leg kick by Houston drops Kimbo and Houston lands a few punches. Takedown by Kimbo and he is in half guard. They're stood up with 1:10 left in the fight. Leg kick by Houston. Leg kicks are starting to hurt Kimbo now. Houston hurts Kimbo with and elbow toward the end of the round and lands another leg kick. 10-9 Houston on my card to give him a 29-28 win. Official Scorecards: 29-28, 29-28, 30-27 Kimbo Slice. Kimbo Slice wins by unanimous decision.
Jon Jones v. Matt Hamill - Round 1- Front kick to the face misses for Jones. Leg kick for Hamill. Right hook lands for Jones as he tries to work from the outside and use his length. Leg kick by Hamill again. Hamill misses with a leg kick and eats a jab. Right hand by Jones. Leg kicks land for Jones and Hamill can't get the single leg. Great leg kick by Jones, knee to the body and a great trip takedown. Jones quickly to mount and he is just pouring on ground and pound from the mount. Big elbows cut open Hamill. 12-to-6 elbows are thrown by Jones and the ref takes a point from Jones. Hamill is bleeding badly and he doesn't want to fight any more. The fight is over. We'll see if it is called a DQ, draw or TKO win for Jones. Matt Hamill wins by disqualification. The 12-to-6 elbow rule is stupid and Jones losing a disqualification is a shame. Hamill got a win for getting his face beaten off.
Brendan Schaub v. Roy Nelson - Round 1 - Schaub popping crisp jabs early. Brendan avoids a takedown and unloads a flurry of punches but Nelson is able to get a clinch and a takedown. Nelson looking to secure an arm but can't do anything with it. Pass to side control now. Schaub is able to power back to his feet without taking any damage. Right hand lands for Schaub and now a combination. Nelson fires back a big right hand. Schaub with a hard jab again. Nelson with a right and and Schaub with a few in return. Left hook lands for Schaub. Right hand by Nelson and Schaub is out cold! Roy Nelson wins by knockout, round 1.
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Over/Under
3 spinning moves by Jones
3 minutes in Kimbo/Houston fight
3 double whoppers with cheese for Big Country
We're just a million little gods causin' rain storms, turning every good thing to rust.
3 utterings of "Dynamic Striking" during the Jones v. Hamill fight
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I gots,
Roy Nelson
Jon Jones
Houston Alexander
Frankie Edgar
Marcus Jones
James McSweeney
Justin Wren
Brian Stann
John Howard
Mark Bocek
I'm right there with you
kind of skeptical about my Nelson > Schaub and Jones > Mitrione picks, though. Schaub hits hard and has shown that he can scramble out of bad positions on the ground, and Nelson’s wrestling isn’t the best; Jones has great takedowns and ground transitions/ positioning, but he does not like getting hit at all, and Mitrione is a guy that will look to pour it on standing
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'09 is the year of the FW's.
by ElliotMatheny on Dec 5, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
Alexander has one kidney, so I assume that he doesn’t cut weight and is natural 205er, and normally (with two kidneys) would fight at MW. Poor Kimbo.
by dancingChicken on Dec 5, 2009 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
My Picks
Main Card:
Brendan Schaub
Jon Jones
Houston Alexander
Frankie Edgar
Marcus Jones
Prelims:
Darrill Schoonover
Justin Wren
Brian Stann
John Howard
Marc Bocek
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@deowade
I’m picking against Darrill just because I can’t really imagine his mind being in it right now. If I was in his situation my mind sure in the hell wouldn’t be on MMA right now.
by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 5:15 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Rewatching the fight now
James isn’t landing that many clean strikes, and definitely nothing with power behind it. His best strikes are lonely jabs.
I think he's going to use that as fuel, plus I hate McSweeney.
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@deowade
I can’t stand Mcsweeney either and u could be right, I would just imagine it being a pretty big distraction.
by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 6:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
never said he looked like Overeem there..
but that’s Medium Sized, compared to the Extra Large Burger King feasting belly we now call Roy.
by Anton Tabuena on Dec 5, 2009 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
And what good did that do Overeem last night?
"(Brock Lesnar) is never in good spirits and he's not in good spirits now." - Dana White
another guy who probably didn't watch Alistair's quarterfinal fight.
Again, there’s no shame in losing to one of the best K-1 fighters in the world.
by Anton Tabuena on Dec 6, 2009 3:32 AM EST up reply actions
'Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice (insert strike here)"
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@deowade
Is there a chance that Roy could ever come in over 265?
Keep firing Assholes!
More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.
did you see
the darkness just put the second last guy he fought in his back? didn’t even trip in, just overpowered him and put him there. Mitrione is in for a long night.
If Matt times it right and lands a big shot, he might have a chance
:) I wonder if he brought some of his old football buddies in and practiced knees to a tackling opponent
Even though Mitrione’s striking isn’t at all developed, he’s got heavy hands and Marcus seems to have a weak jaw. I’m fairly sure Marcus is going to take it, but Mitrione definitely has a “puncher’s chance.”
I’m not sure why people keep saying Marcus has a weak jaw. Was it because he got hit 5 times in the face while he was on the ground?
Not his first time getting KO'ed...
he seems to wilt a little bit when he gets tapped on the chin.
I don’t think it’s “weak” but i don’t think he reacts all that well to the whole “getting hit” thing.
I really enjoy the guy though so I’m hoping for the best
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
He's had a TKO loss before
but I think it’s mostly due to the way he just dropped after getting tagged with that right hand from Brendan
I'm taking tapers
in college right now, anyone want the formula to find out how much smaller it is over the length? ;)
Isn’t he the Golden Boy, God’s Gift to Football?
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah...
maybe he shouldn’t have picked today to suck
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
As a long time Gator fan...
I came here to watch the fights and spy on the funny guys here.
Please do not bring this up anymore. From a fellow Seahawk fan to another. Im freaking devastated.
Main Card Picks
Schaub over Nelson
Houston over Kimbo
Jones over Mitrione
Edgar over Veach
Jones over Hamill
ME! BANE!
Am I the only one who can’t wait to see the payroll for this fight?
What is the over/under on Kimbo’s salary?
Kimbo's salary will be over 50k.
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@deowade
and well earned too!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
and it's aawwnn!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Is this the most black guys on a main card????
jones, alexander, kimbo, the darkness???
seems higher than usual
I don't usually count
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
um...
Did their highlight reel for Kimbo consist of the same punch shown from three different angles?
The Roy Nelson Affliction T-Shirt!

Nelson
Hamill (yes Hamill :) )
Kimbo
Marcus
Frankie
Food goes in here
I want that shirt, men’s small please.
Keep firing Assholes!
More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.
Sorry, only comes in XXXL
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Comes in Big Country
Food goes in here
by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Can Roy even wear an Affliction shirt, they fit kinda tight.
"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday
by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
"Maybe after this fight, I'll do a cookbook"
lol. Burger King might have a problem with you giving recipes for whoppers and such.
Welcome to the Machida Error.
by slapjaw ackrite on Dec 5, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Does anyone else see a resemblance?

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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:05 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Socrates?
Keep firing Assholes!
More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.
Yep
I keep thinking they look alike for some reason.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
That would actually be Legendary
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@deowade
Tito may have his faults, but he is a pretty good coach.
Keep firing Assholes!
More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.
I got no probs as him as a coach
I’d just rather see him take some more fights and not remain inactive.
Food goes in here
I don’t think I could watch another season of Hughes, Renzo would be great tho
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
I HOPE THIS ONE IS ABOUT TITS AND BONERS!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rule #1 about video games based on movies: don’t play video games based on movies.
Keep firing Assholes!
More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.
Except GoldenEye 64!
Food goes in here
by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
not ALWAYS true...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Exception: Chronicles of Riddick
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
*
Except Goldeneye and Ghostbusters of course.
Keep firing Assholes!
More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.
Knights of the Old Republic, too.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
The trick is
don’t play video games based on movies that are released around the same time as the movie. If they make a game about a movie a few years later, there’s a chance it will be ok
I think Perfect Dark would make a good spy thriller with the right director.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
I’ll just pretend you didn’t bring up PD:Z…
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
I just watched some episodes of the A-Team and seeing Mr T plugging WoW makes me so sad :(
Food goes in here
He was never the same after Rocky kicked his ass
by SpaceSoap on Dec 5, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Im watching some overseas stream
And everyone has english accents in the commercials! Boooooooo!!!!!
by MauiPimpin on Dec 5, 2009 9:09 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Buy the PPV next time.
Keep firing Assholes!
More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.
Hey its not on for three more hours here
So give me a break
by MauiPimpin on Dec 5, 2009 9:15 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Move to a real state...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Jealousy rears its ugly head again lol
by MauiPimpin on Dec 5, 2009 9:17 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
British Accents > American Accents
Unless it’s McSweeney
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@deowade
We dont have a lot of english people here so its a tough adjustment
Plus im very close minded
by MauiPimpin on Dec 5, 2009 9:14 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Mitrione’s accent changed…anyone else notice?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:10 PM EST reply actions
Brain damage
Keep firing Assholes!
More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.
AH! of course...
how could I have forgot
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
that excuse only works...
when your an asshole who dies his hair blonde.
by mr. gogoplata on Dec 5, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Hey guys.
The doctor told him he could fight,
by mr. gogoplata on Dec 5, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Money May vs Pacman > everything else for the next 5 years.
by mmalogic on Dec 5, 2009 9:14 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
ZZZZZZZZZZZOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!
Off topic!
Keep firing Assholes!
More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.
Correct...
but not really sure what that has to do with Marcus Jones v. Matt Mitrione
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Be cool man, he just got home from banging hot models in his ferrari at ufc hq and needs to feel self-important.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
So you're comparing the opening fight of the TUF 10 finale to the best boxing match of the decade?
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
I want to get excited about it, but I just can’t make myself like boxing. It’s awesome that it’s happening, but it’s not like I’ll actually watch it…
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
once in a generation fight. Open a playboy to get excited if you have to – but make sure you climax during this fight.
I understand the magnitude, all right – it’s just actually watching it will probably bore me.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
C'mon Darkness!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
He uses it well to tap out
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Mitrione's corner didn't even want to clap for him.
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@deowade
Why are the refs now wearing bowling shirts?
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:17 PM EST reply actions
"From the producer of Righteous KIll and Street Kings"
Advertisers really did have a tough time promoting that movie.
Marcus Jones really struggles at positional control IMO
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Great camera angle from floor level
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:20 PM EST reply actions
wow, matt didn’t tap as soon as the choke was coming on
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
He needs a chin tho
10-9 Jones
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Football Evander Holyfield
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
on the 109 point must system
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Better than the current system
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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Jones has the worst striking I’ve seen on a UFC show in YEARS
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:22 PM EST reply actions
Worse than Dean Listers?
Food goes in here
by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yes
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
Jones is gonna get knocked out
"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock
Raw potential
its weird to see such a big monster like big baby be so terrible at punching and so good with his jits
zero chin at all
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
yep
got KO’d on the show, and if I’m not mistaken, I think I heard he got KO’d twice before as well, that’s a lot of KO’s for only a total of 7 fights
cagar é uma filosofia profunda...
a merda bate na água e a água bate na bunda.
probably had concussions in nfl
couldn’t have helped
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by slapjaw ackrite on Dec 5, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
NOOOOOOO!
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:23 PM EST reply actions
But I knew it was going to happen
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@deowade
This is one of the few times that someone says glass jaw that I agree 100%
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
yea, I know a lot of people say that when someone just gets caught or gets hit by someone that always KOs
But, yea, Marcus really does always get rocked really easy, really quick with any solid shot (maybe he took too many hits in football? idk)
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
so, that’s one prospect down. :(
"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday
Really?
Mitrione showed good potential getting off the ground and winning with his hands.
well, it’s definetely equal to the TUF fights… you’d think they’d be a bit better by now
cagar é uma filosofia profunda...
a merda bate na água e a água bate na bunda.
No future for Jones…no future for Mitrione…
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:24 PM EST reply actions
Sex Pistols
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
exactly...
Mitrione got on the card because of the trumped up “feud” between them and because the audience liked Marcus.
No future for anyone but Nelson.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
His future isnt that bright either
"Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass. I told him a year ago. I pulled it out of him and I beat him over the head with it." Brock Lesnar
This is his future.

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by P Brady on Dec 5, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mmmm donuts.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Hands up, Big Baby
any LA Boxing class will teach you that
Sad Panda.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito Ortiz on Vitor Belfort at Affliction:DOR
Marcus needs to quit, it’s only going to get worse. He’s just asking for an early bout of Alzheimer’s.
What does “im rubbish with chat up lines” mean?
by MauiPimpin on Dec 5, 2009 9:26 PM EST via mobile reply actions
What does "What does “im rubbish witch chat up lines” mean? mean?
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Just can't get away with a glass jaw at heavyweight
ah well, at least you’ve got that first round pick NFL money to fall back on
Great, just what the UFC needs
Eric Bischoff nearby
LOL!
Hulk Hogan and Bishoff at the event that boasts Kimbo Slice? The conversion is almost complete!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Did Todd Duffee just give Hulk Hogan the bunny ears? My life is complete.
"I see him beating Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart. Him at a 131 years old...(trails off)." - Tito Ortiz on Vitor Belfort at Affliction:DOR
by Rundownloser on Dec 5, 2009 9:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Stut-Stut-Stut-Stut-Stut-ter
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@deowade
haha, Roy has some Elvis hair going on
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
Rape boxing?
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Is this some kind of new sport from Japan?
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If it was gonna be from anywhere
it would be Japan.
by Shaun32887 on Dec 5, 2009 9:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i’m holding out for the EA game
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
new ufc game hope it has the ability to get against the cage in this one
"Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass. I told him a year ago. I pulled it out of him and I beat him over the head with it." Brock Lesnar
+ Lefties
Keep firing Assholes!
More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.
+ 95% of the fighters not feeling exactly the same
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
And BJJ Black Belt Wandy Silva being a MT/BJJ guy...etc
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
With or without ouchy knee?
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and it will sell 1 million more copies!
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a merda bate na água e a água bate na bunda.
I’ll buy a copy the day it comes out. The last one was awesome and this one will be marginally better!
by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
dana trashing mazagatti via twitter like always
"Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass. I told him a year ago. I pulled it out of him and I beat him over the head with it." Brock Lesnar
He needs to keep Lesnar happy.
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find it funny since brock said he was going to punch the stache off of mazagatti he hasnt had one since lol
"Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass. I told him a year ago. I pulled it out of him and I beat him over the head with it." Brock Lesnar
by pitbull187 on Dec 5, 2009 9:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Illegal knee instantly that mazzagatti doesn’t call even when he is staring right at them!
I can’t believe the nevada state athletic comm puts him in there!!!! Guy knows nothing about MMA. Scary
"Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass. I told him a year ago. I pulled it out of him and I beat him over the head with it." Brock Lesnar
lol is Schaubs fightname really “The Hybrid”? Nelson should temporarily change his to “The Gas Guzzler”
by ProfessorBLove on Dec 5, 2009 9:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Professor Whopper.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
What?
I just saw a “football” dvd commercial and all they showed was soccer highlights…. Wtf?
by MauiPimpin on Dec 5, 2009 9:34 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Real football.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Are you serious?
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
No
These uk commercials are just funny. Because I am American.
by MauiPimpin on Dec 5, 2009 9:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 9:35 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
domestic violence
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“Soccer is an excuse to riot” -Jim Rome
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It’s a sport made up by Wanderlei Silva and Shogun Rua using Japanese skulls.
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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
They just kick around Rampage’s skull
Keep firing Assholes!
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by slapjaw ackrite on Dec 5, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Edgar's problem
Will all he wants, he isn’t beating BJ Penn.
True
but the ‘free’ part helps me get over it
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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
haha, I know what you mean
but I’d really prefer long stretches of commercials between fights.
So, you know…I could change the channel.
I am in brazil watching the show with no commercials, only panoramic shots of the octagon with the announcers awkwardly making conversation, that is worse than commercials for me hahahah
I’m watching it with the same amount of commercials, problem is they are always the same commercials on loop. UFC107, some Extreme Snowboarding show and an ad for TUF10. I’m pretty sure i could narrate the commercials word for word now and we’re only one fight in.
Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.
Okay guys...
so ProfessorBLove is having some mobile posting problems. Quit reposting his thing trying to be funny. I’ll handle it
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:36 PM EST reply actions
Hey, another damn fucking vampire movie.
Keep firing Assholes!
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You know what looks dumb?
Avatar
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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
word
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
lolol!!!
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Has James Cameron ever made a good drama? His best films are T2 & Aliens, and now he wants to “reinvent cinema”?
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
While I’m fuck sick of vampires…as long as it isn’t vampire abstinence porn…
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
Abstinence porn just sounds wrong.
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by Richard Wade on Dec 5, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Was there an american version or just the Korean one I rtried to watch?
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Let The Right One In.
Best vampire movie ive seen in the last decade.
Only the last decade?
Too bad their ruining it with an American remake.
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Its close.
My favorite is still The Lost Boys, only because I grew up with it. Dusk Til Dawn and Interview With the Vampire were alright. Let The Right One In is a better movie than both.
And yeah, im aware of the remake. Its a shame. But hey, they ruined Rec, so why not?
Eh...
thought it was a bit overrated…
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Are you saying that a movie about a pedophile castrated 10 year old vampire baiting a newcaretaker is overrated?
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I love my horror...
and I love my foreign horror…
but something about the movie didn’t do it for me.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
Was it the lack of horror?
Or the lack of pointless gore?
Everyone has different horror tastes. Gotta give you credit for saying its overrated, as you’re the first I have heard that from. I thought the kids were pretty stellar myself.
Breaking news?
I think Tito just went ahead and spilled the beans on who the coaches are gonna be for TUF 11. So its gonna be Ortiz vs…. ?
Via Tito’s twitter: “Im at the UFC in Vegas. Big news tonight!!!!! Watch spike tonight!!!”
I really wish...
he’s have put “tonight” after Vegas
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
Dixie Carter advises people to watch UFC Ultimate Fighter Finale
As reported earlier, Both Hulk Hogan and Dixie Carter are in Las Vegas and are expected to appear on tonight’s UFC Ultimate Fighter finale on SpikeTV. Some sort of TNA announcement is likely to take place on the show. The
Because if there’s anything that’s going to bring me back to sports entertainment, it’s an overacting sextigenarian sitting next to a bubblehead who has no idea about how her industry operates.
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-Lao Tzu
BOOM!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Wtf, I watched too much TUF, this fight looks like another sport now.
10/24
by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 9:42 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Come on Frankie
Use the Fist Pump
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Dammit, Frankie, you’re in my parlay!!!
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:42 PM EST reply actions
He was something around -800, you really put him in your parlay?
by Rusty Trombone on Dec 5, 2009 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
Only as a safety since I put damn-near all my money on Houston. It was more profitable to put 1/2 on HA directly & 1/2 in a parlay. I went with Frankie because it seemed sure. I also added Bones to it last-minute.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Damn
Cant sleep on Veachs takedowns
by MauiPimpin on Dec 5, 2009 9:43 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Veach breathing through his mouth already?
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Who else is at HIT squad besides Hughes, Lawlor, and Veach?
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They have a barn out back for him and Matt to pound each other behind.
by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 10:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Jesus
Keep firing Assholes!
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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
he's lying
it’s John M.
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Dana never lies
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I like Dean because while he's never really 'brilliant', you never see him make an egregious mistake.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Veach is gassing...
really pushing his punches and slowing
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:46 PM EST reply actions
NICE
I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.
I give the second round to Edgar
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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
It’s a good thing you put that (no homo) qualifier in, cause I thought you were gay until I read that.
Keep firing Assholes!
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by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
If Edgar needed to look impressive to get a title shot
He’s not getting the shot.
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Frank mcNeal reported he needed to win impressively to get the shot.
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Losing the first round and then beating a gassed opponent is impressive enough to jump him over Maynard if he wins?
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He barely finishes anyone
and he did so, impressively
I dont think he deserves a shot either way, he should rematch Maynard
Yeah, let's hold the 155 belt up for an extra 6 months more than necessary.
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Basically you're saying you want to fit 3 fights in 6 months
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Actually, the Koscheck and Monson KOs were my counterpoints.
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If he lost the first it was to three takedowns
That he got up from seconds later.
Just saying 3 takedowns isn't the whole story
3 Slams
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Arona begs to differ.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
not sure...
what would be impressive then. He grappled well with a beast of a 155 lb guy, showed superior striking, and finished the fight.
Veach isn’t half bad, but Edgar is a class or two above at this point.
by Verklemptomaniac on Dec 5, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions
aaaaaaaaaaand...
Commercials
Keep firing Assholes!
More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.
geico cavemen ftw?
I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.
better than awful Mickey’s commercial they’ll show 182 more times tonight
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
YUS
I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.
right on time
I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.
aaaaand it’s on….
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
probably
they’ve been hinting at it as soon as the fight ended between Tito and Forest a few weeks ago
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
or Tito and Chuck again
god help us
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
could be, Dana has to find something for Chuck to do now that DWTS is done to keep in out of the octagon for a bit longer
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
All the scenarios involving Tito seem to bug me. How bout Forrest/Chuck!
"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday
by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
hahaha what the fuck pose was Kimbo doing?
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Coming up next!

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 9:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
His knee still hurts
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
But he ain’t getting the cortisone shot
by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 10:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
So far this hour has been about 16% actual fights.
Keep firing Assholes!
More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.
and they plan two fights for the next two hours...
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
eh in the ppv we get more prelims...
but also watch every entrance and find out repeatedly “what’s coming up in the UFC!” [/goldberg]
I'm like PacMan fightin you silly kids... throw ya Hatton the ring, and get knocked outlike Ricky did.
lol.
Those are the bathroom breaks.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
What I really want to know is whether Schoonover will get an "of the Night" award
to go with his seal for Marksmanship and his gorilla for Sand Racing.
...
If it’s possible, Spike will find a way to take a commercial break during a commercial break.
I specializes in grammar fail.
People can rag on Strikeforce
but they had a great flow
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
That before or after the 15 mins of commercials before the main event?
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CBS did it with the last Strikeforce show
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Just before the main event
An amazing 9 minute run
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Just in case someone forgot...

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Commercials:
Another damn fucking set of commercials.
Keep firing Assholes!
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I don’t ever remember Kimbo in the ufc before
by ufc4 on Dec 5, 2009 10:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Define “that”
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Lawman?
lolol
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Only in Louisiana…
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Okay...
there is no defending the “flow” of the show at this point
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:58 PM EST reply actions
Rogan n Hogan
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 9:58 PM EST reply actions
That’d be really confusing to a Brazilian
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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
not really, the R sounds like an H, but the H is silent, so it’s Hogan n Ogan :P
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WHACHA GONNA DO
… while you wait for the next fight to start?
by Verklemptomaniac on Dec 5, 2009 9:58 PM EST reply actions
Wow, shilling for TNA now…just wow.
"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday
yea, kinda weird that Dana just met with Shane McMahon and now he is working with TNA to go up against WWE
Shane must have pissed him off so he declared war on someone else again
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
Shane does not work for the WWE anymore.
This was probably done by spike.
They just announced that TNA is going to try and start a new monday night war, it makes sense for them to push it on their highest rated programming, and that is the UFC.
Spike is making them do it.

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-Lao Tzu
"If you're not a fan of Hulk Hogan, you're not a fan of entertainment or sports" says goldberg
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:00 PM EST reply actions

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 10:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Good work, sir.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
lolwut?
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He's mastered the penis tuck
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I believe she actually has a vestigial penis of some sort. Intersex, if you will…
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
I think they’ve gotten in the entire show’s worth of commercials already.
by Verklemptomaniac on Dec 5, 2009 10:01 PM EST reply actions
Brother the UFC is gonna run wild all over you brother Spike TNA brother Dixie Carter brother Hulkamania UFCSpiekkajdasdjioewnczx
Hogan and Karo would have the greatest convo ever...
Bro?
Brother?
Bro.
BROTHER!!!
by Tonley on Dec 5, 2009 10:02 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Time to watch some naziguy get the crap beaten out of him
It feels like the 40s again.
PS: If this is a spoiler, It is not intentional. I’m guessing the result.
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Arreola is new and improved! He's working HARD!
…oh, nevermind…he’s huge fat
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
badlefthook
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
Flying triangle! Flying armbar! Robbie Lawler!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:03 PM EST reply actions
I believe that last one should be 'GUILLOTINE CHOKE'
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I love how L4D2 is in Louisiana – perfect with the voodoo here. One scene is an escape from an oil rig in a hurricane. Awesome.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:04 PM EST reply actions
Nope – wimpy liberal-arts college kid. Though I’ve known a few oil workers.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Everyone wearing their HR shirts and drinking a mickeys tonight?
Represent, doing donuts on my Harley in my living room.
by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 10:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
PLEASE come through for me Joe and mention the HR thing
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:05 PM EST reply actions
Won’t happen.
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by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
btw . . .
that entire Areola-Minto fight took place between these two fights. Pick it up, UFC
Boeck is going to go Vimy Ridge on the Hun
Keep firing Assholes!
More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.
they're showing the walkouts for Bocec v new guy?
must be in need of killing some time.
Bocek via being a Ginger Kid
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
Just horrible

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I only see her as a preggo now
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She'll be back
and shes still better than the new girl
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you can never trust them!

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by Orcus on Dec 5, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well…
The UFC didn’t issue a statement when I contacted their press contact about the HR situation. And they showed the walk in. So….That makes their stance on the sponsor clear.
Sponsor a fighter in strikeforce? Ban
Sponsor neo-nazi bands? Get air time
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:07 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
It's pure and utter horse shit
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There’s an outside chance that Cofield/Maggie blogs about this and it ends up on the front page of Yahoo.
I wouldn’t hold my breath, though.
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by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
I understand cross promotion, advertising, and turning a profit… but having Hulk Hogan and Kimbo doing there thing at the same time diminishes credibility for not only UFC but it makes the relationship with Spike and UFC look retarded. Ouch for MMA.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
I say good for MMA, if Kimbo wins, you can add many more potantial viewers to the sport.
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Promoting a program on the channel on another program on the channel makes them look retarded?
I mean yeah the interview was dumb but why does it make them look retarded?
Hell, did you see Rogan’s face? He new this is retarded. I just think bad timing.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
Correction
I think affiliating “Pro Wrestling” with MMA is a big misstep.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
I guess it is in regards to putting asses in seats, however, I don’t like even the casual fan thinking they’re one in the same.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
casual fans don’t care.
They’re either wrestling fans who will think it’s cool, or ignore it.
Just like they have done since a bunch of pro wrestlers in japan thought it would be a good idea to fight for real in 1993
We’re not a bunch of pro wrestling fans from 1993 Japan.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
correction correction
you think affiliating “sports entertainment” with MMA is a big misstep
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
I don’t think having them promote a pro wrestling show on their program is that bad, but it is odd b/c of how much Dana is always trying to distance himself from wrestling. Not wanting to go with the big entrances and other comments he has made.
But like everyone has said, probably more to do with Spike, than UFC.
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
Distancing from pro wrestling is stupid, and while it may be a reason they got rid of the entrances, it’s not the main one.
The modern sport was invented by pro wreslters. Pro wrestling leading into TUF helped the UFC a lot, and the comparisons are apt and will never stop being made, so people need to really get used to it.
There’s always been a connection, there always will be a connection.
It's right there on top
of his promo banner. Kinda funny, really. The brazen way they’re doing this.
Yeah
I’ve been unimpressed so far
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Roy Nelson will come out to Blue Suede Shoes and show everyone how it’s done.
by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 10:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
An athlete that likes to eat?
He must be hated! People like him and Roy Nelson have no place in sports!
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HORSEBEEF?
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Guy not wearing neo-nazi shirts wins! Yay!
by Verklemptomaniac on Dec 5, 2009 10:13 PM EST reply actions
HAHA FUCK YOU NAZI BUGS BUNNY BEATS DAFFY DUCK ONCE AGAIN
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
There you go
Master race my butt. Ginger Power!
by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 10:13 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Ya baby! Canada 2, Nazis 0
Keep firing Assholes!
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No.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
If this happened in Dream at 4am everyone would be creaming their panties.
Keep firing Assholes!
More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.
by Ubernoober on Dec 5, 2009 10:14 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
So can we move on from the Nazi convo now?
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TBH, there will be more on it later...
but no more today
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
It is an unfortunate truth of the world
that most people watching this broadcast are doing it for Kimbo Slice.
rare occurrence
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
The fight the world is waiting for
* this line written for you by Gary Shaw
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
The reason why Paul Williams can't get a big name to fight him:

Well, that and everyone is scared.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
Even Mayweather
Sorry I’m JUST getting back into boxing, i’ll watch the replay tomorrow morning
DONT JUDGE ME!
Kimbo grapples with guy wearing watch. Sigh.
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SEE... LOOK AT KIMBO... BEARD-JITSU IS COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!
by timetosaygoodbye on Dec 5, 2009 10:17 PM EST reply actions
A rematch of that fight eh?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
After reading about Avatar in Wired...
I’m really interested in seeing it. Although James Cameron came off as a complete douche.
It’s going to have average CGI and a hackneyed, yet self-important plot. Remember, this director’s most dramatic film was Titanic.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
You know, watching Kimbo warming up
I almost get the idea that his gameplan is to take this one to the ground.
I hope they dont have a huge break between kimbo HA and bones hammill so some of those fans carry over, because Bones is gonna deliver
Kimbo by fireman’s carry to half-guard, pass to side, fakes the kimura on the far-side arm only to armbar the near-side arm. R1.
Instead of Avatar I would just watch Terminator 2 with the volume turned up to 11
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One of the few sequels that was better than the original
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The Godfather Pt. 2
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Good, but certainly not better than The Godfather.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
I personally prefer Pt. 2, not to take anything away from the first
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
what you talkin' bout?
everyone knows the third one was the best
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It’s too long and at times incoherent. Much of the plot is vague. Plus no Brando.
However, “I knew it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.” is one of the best lines around.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
A sequel is a continuation of events from the preceding film. Compare with a prequel or reboot.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
First tint the screen so everyone is blue.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
I ♥ Journey
I don’t care what any of you think.
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@deowade
I'm right there with you...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
No shame in that.
“Separate Ways” is muh jam.
by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Dana's a genius
he helped bury Elite XC by smashing them with how bad a star and mixed martial artist Kimbo is. Fast forward one year, Kimbo is making Dana a rich(er) man.
Houston by Leg Kicks
I’m serious.
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@deowade
agreed.
"Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight." Capt. H.M. Murdock
He murdered Pendergarst's knee with those.
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@deowade
Was that the official result?
or Kimbo via Miroglioti?
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
So we got the Nazi’s entrance, but no Kimbo/Alexander?
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over/under 1:30?
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
under
"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday
by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
over
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Tone it down...juuust a notch
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:25 PM EST reply actions
Same with war and bombs
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
War of Attrition
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Poor Duane Ludwig.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Except they were apparently heckling Schoonover
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Kimbo is doing the smart thing
don’t go crazy
So is Houston
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I guess this is what happens when you have two guys with KO power than also have been KOd easily a couple times.
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
Exceot Kimbo hasn’t really KOd anyone. Maybe Tank, but I think that’s it.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
This is like watching machida fighting machida
by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 10:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
10-9 Houston
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Why?
Houston did what he was suppose to do. Kimbo did zero.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
IMO he should have done all the damage he did in five minutes within one. He dragged it out and danced too much. ok, maybe 9-8
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
Caution against a heavy handed striker is smart
He did damage to Kimbos leg, Kimbo did nada
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Severn/Shamrock at UFC 9
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If Houston circumnavigates the ring five more times, he’ll open a portal through which Cthulhu can enter our world.
by Verklemptomaniac on Dec 5, 2009 10:33 PM EST reply actions
They just got lined up for the nobel peace prize.
10/24
by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 10:33 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
^^ this
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Houston fighting the fight we knew he wanted to…and everyone is acting shocked
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:33 PM EST reply actions
Kimbo goes to the ground
and has no idea what to do?
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I wonder if Kimbo knows which side to throw the Kidney shots?
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by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:36 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
ok the UFC found the formula
Give Kimbo guys so small he can ragdoll them around.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Kimbo doesn’t know how to finish it :-\
by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
^^ this
Kimbo knows how to power the little guy around, but no idea what to do afterwards.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I will shit myself he he chokes Alexander
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
no
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Save my parley, Houston!!!
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:38 PM EST reply actions
ohhh bell saved Kimbo!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Hopefully Kimbo comes out fighting in R3
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More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.
Wow besides Kimbo pulling mount at the last second, I’m pretty impressed with him.
Food goes in here
haha
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19-19 card here
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions
kimbo is impressing me the hell out!
cagar é uma filosofia profunda...
a merda bate na água e a água bate na bunda.
Seriously?
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
this is a great fight
not pretty, not technical. but a great fun fight
hahaha
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
One sided comentary at its finest
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:43 PM EST reply actions
^^ agreed
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
29-28 Houston
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
z
That last punch might have just won it for HA.
I whole heartedly agree
FUCKING KIMBO SLAM
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@deowade
agreed, but no way the judges see it that way
and even if they somehow do, expect Dana to bitch and moan that its a horrible decision.
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Severn/Shamrock
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST up reply actions

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 10:45 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
I seriously lol'd at this
Stolen
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@deowade
lol majority draw
coming up!
But actually I see a split going to kimbo (based on name value alone). But it should be a split for Houston.
29-28 Houston
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:46 PM EST reply actions
Fourth round sudden victory!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
was it a bad fight? maybe
was it fun? Hell YES
until he fights someone his own size lol
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
yyeeaahh
I’ll believe that when he makes weight
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
cry more
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Kimbo is duh best evah! EVAH!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
shhh
it’ll be ok. less troll.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Kimbo vs Lesnar for the belt, tomorrow!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
30-30 the viewing public
"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
If Houston wins, I can guarantee you he’s never fighting in the UFC again.
by Verklemptomaniac on Dec 5, 2009 10:47 PM EST reply actions
30 27?!?!?!?
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
hahahahaha
Worst decision ever
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
The people boo
They know.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
How do you score round 1 for Kimbo? He literally did nothing while getting peppered with leg kickss
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:48 PM EST reply actions
That…doesn’t make a 30-27 card happen
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
also...
no way is round 2 10-8
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Loretta Hunt gave Kimbo a 10-8 for the 2nd and 3rd rnd. Hehe. I love Sherdawg.
by timetosaygoodbye on Dec 5, 2009 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
That's a joke
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah...
that’s a relief
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Well, if you ask Cecil
Let kicks don’t finish fights.
KIMBO IZ TEH BEST EVAH!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Kimbo is undefeated in the UFC
On a side note i only have $1 left in my MMAplayground account
Keep firing Assholes!
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:48 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
30-27 is easy to explain
10-10, 10-8, 10-9
by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 10:49 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Why would the first round be 10-10 tho?
Kimbo didn’t do anything and Houston got in the leg shots
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Houston got credit for a few leg kicks and Kimbo gets credit for octagon control, not much happened = 10-10.
by Sliup on Dec 5, 2009 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
personally, I would have taken credit from Houston for circling as much as he did and being so timid about his attack; it was crap
but yea, he did land some damage
maybe they gave kimbo an 11 for round 2 for that slam
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
and what was Kimbos attack if Houston was timid?
biased much? lol
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
well round 1 was impossible to score
the judges could have punished Houston for circling around. Kimbo clearly won round 2 and round 3 could have gone either way
it was close.
How can you punish one guy for circling when the other doesn’t engage either?
I don’t see how round 3 could have been anything but Houston’s.
Houston knocked him down with leg kicks, and staggered him late. Kimbo did nothing with the takedown.
dude, when you slam someone on their head, that is damage enough
we aren’t talking about a trip and mount and him not doing anything
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
He's talking about the third round...
not the second
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
was it really impossible to score? Kimbo didn’t hit and got kicked a couple of times, it doesnt get any simpler than that
^^ this
I think people are getting Kimbo Krazy. Did they watch the other guy, the one who Kimbo was fighting at all?
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Dana is a genius
bashes the guy to death to attack his competition . . . then brings him aboard and will make money off him. Genius.
by mason_beer on Dec 5, 2009 10:49 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
errr
by almost, do you mean didn’t even try?
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
...
gee, good point…
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I bet Petruzelli’s phone starts ringing soon
Keep firing Assholes!
More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.
Real Soon
For another catch weight fight
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That was embarrassing
For Kimbo, Houston, Rosenthal, Rogan, Goldberg, White, all the other guys on the card, UFC fans, MMA fans, bloggers who said they were using Kimbo “the right way”…. just about everyone.
Funny, but embarrassing.
but! but!
It sells tickets so it must be good for MMA.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Come for Kimbo, stay for Bones
I hope…
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
(It’s the producer’s headset, going out on the broadcast.)
by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
We better be getting a Kimboplex Judo Chop
by Verklemptomaniac on Dec 5, 2009 10:53 PM EST reply actions
I can do that now
Get smaller guy with zero takedown defense. Toss his around. Done.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
well...
I guess it was a bad idea for Alexander to follow a strategy centering on leg kicks after what happened to Shogun.
Williams and Sergio are putting on a badass fight on HBO btw
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Boxing is boring
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
lies
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
I just find it frustrating – who’s bright idea was it to have a combat sport where all you can do is punch?
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Can they at least clinch & grab each other?
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
2 hrs left and 2 live fights.
Guess we will be seeing Titties v Asshole
Two hours?
I have one hour left.
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by Leland Roling on Dec 5, 2009 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
That was odd…
Keep firing Assholes!
More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.
Save us Obi Jon Jones
You’re our only hope!
by Verklemptomaniac on Dec 5, 2009 10:57 PM EST reply actions
Or...
by Dirty Sanchez.
Hey, sh*t happens.
by timetosaygoodbye on Dec 5, 2009 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
I'm going on a limb and picking Hamill.
Food goes in here
by Pandanus on Dec 5, 2009 10:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
LMFAO!!!!
This was amazing. Kimbo deserved the win. Houston should have DESTROYED Kimbo easily. Either Houstons striking is overrated or Kimbo was underrated. I dunno…either way that was fun.
I think Kimbo's chin gets stronger the longer he goes in the fight, its a confidence thing,
Kimbo was exciting as hell in the second.
i’m picking jones cuz i kno him from wrestlin in high school …. he was a few years older then me
The Power of One
STOP SNITCHING
Oh wait, what did you mean by “do work?”
by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 11:00 PM EST up reply actions

(I still remember this guy’s address – Scruff McGruff, Chicago, Illinois, 60652.)
by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Crocop vs. Kimbo
Make it happen
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@deowade
listen...
I understand you’re made that he busted your mmaplayground account, but that’s just vindictive.
Not mad
Crocop has looked kinda boo boo lately, and Kimbo looked impressive. I think it’d be an interesting fight.
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@deowade
see midwestbred's comment below....
Mirko might not have thrown many kicks in his last couple of fights, but he’d remove that arthritic knee in one round.

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Crop Cop woukld have broken that leg off and taken it home for dinner.
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crop cop

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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
umm...
did you not see Kimbo drop from a Houston Alexander leg kick, now imagine a Mirko Cro Cop Filipovic kick
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Yes
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
wow, thats a fkd up thought.
would Dana even risk it?
Oh, and another question...
What’s the record for a BE live event thread post count? Whatever this one goes to?!
I think WarGodz holds the record. The card with Shamrock & Tank.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
I had no idea Hamill was deaf.
How do his corner communicate with him during rounds? Wouldn’t signing be really distracting?
BTW, BloodyElbow is so much better than Sherdog. You guys here do a great job
by Noah'sArk on Dec 5, 2009 11:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
On behalf of the staff,
you’re welcome. We love doing it.
by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Longer than Semmy’s, in fact…
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
no shit?
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Only by an inch or so, but that’s what google search says.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Jon Jones - Martian Manhunter
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Lets go Jones!
Tho, judging by the rest of the night, Hamill will win :\
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Please hammer, don’t hurt him!
yeah I had to…
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I know its from the album
I will forever remember that line as said by Phil Hartman.
by asa on Dec 6, 2009 1:25 AM EST up reply actions
Ah Phil Hartman
taken down way too soon :(
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Greg Jackson + Jon Jones = Domination
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin
swooosh!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Just bleeeeeeed!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I hope they dont call it a DQ
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
TKO or DQ?
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:08 PM EST reply actions
But would that not be due to Illegal Strike?
if he just deducted a point.
If he cant continue due to illegal strike …its Hammils victory.
No?
Doesn't matter
Mazz is always wrong.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
If not now then later
Sucks because he won otherwise.
NC or DQ likely...doubt they give it to Bones
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:09 PM EST reply actions
might as well get this out of the way...
I love all the people saying Jones is gonna lose just because he has so much hype. Two things-1) the vast majority of these people probably wouldn’t be willing to bet a nickel of their own money on Hammill and 2) They’ll be nowhere around when Hammill loses to admit they were wrong.
-ufc4
you win
hope he doesn’t get DQd, that fight was done before those last couple blows
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
Even if it’s a DQ, Hamill’s stock drops. He got tooled that whole time. Bones rises for dominating him, elbows aside.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:10 PM EST reply actions
the 12-6 rule is so dumb...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:11 PM EST reply actions
Yes indeedy
Downward elbows are no joke, but so are knees in the clinch and any head kick.
by asa on Dec 6, 2009 1:27 AM EST up reply actions
Fucking stupid...
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Yeah Jones’ trip on Hamill was sick. Greco really is a great base. Hamill showed some toughness, but he looked horrible on his back
Holy crap the DQ’d Jones.
Rematch
What happens when a fighter cannot continue due to one illegal strike and a thousand legal ones?
by BilboMcFonzie on Dec 5, 2009 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
It seemed to me like he was actually still defending himself. Illegal blows ended the fight, so I have no problem with it.
by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How, exactly?
The only defense I saw was him grabbing the sides of his head, and he couldn’t move one arm. How in the hell was he defending himself?
A dozen or so undefended legal blows SHOULD have ended that fight, but Jones had the misfortune of drawing Hot Tub as a ref.
"(Brock Lesnar) is never in good spirits and he's not in good spirits now." - Dana White
I think it was right to stop it
But I also think it should have been stopped earlier. He wasn’t trying to improve his position. Covering up is not an intelligent defense.
by asa on Dec 6, 2009 1:30 AM EST up reply actions
I think that day was today
Matt Hammill has AT LEAST a broken nose because Hot Tub can’t do his job properly…
"(Brock Lesnar) is never in good spirits and he's not in good spirits now." - Dana White
Those elbows dislocated his shoulder!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
This bizarro world
Matt Mitrione winning?
Kimbo showing JJ and Suplexes?
Steve Mazzagatti making a good call?!!!
On this basis, I call Roy Nelson winning by flying armbar….
Just stop
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Hammill followed his gameplan to the T
by John Nash on Dec 5, 2009 11:13 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
hahahah
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
damn, wrong decision… at least a NC, but I guess it was intentional, but Jones didn’t know it was illegal. kind of what happened to Andy
cagar é uma filosofia profunda...
a merda bate na água e a água bate na bunda.
Jon Jones knows the rules, he was just frustrated that he was doing everything he could to get Mazz to stop it and he wouldn’t
Jones was killing him, but Steve shouldn’t have stopped that fight. Hammill was defending himself. Poorly but defending himself still
How in the hell was he defending himself
Seriously, I need an explanation for this. I saw a guy who could barely move whose every effort was put into just putting his hands on the sides of his head for about a dozen strikes in a row..
"(Brock Lesnar) is never in good spirits and he's not in good spirits now." - Dana White
yeah i agree
but i think it was a good dq
by Austin Martin on Dec 5, 2009 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Well yes I agree
If u look at the rules … if a fight ends due to illegal blow it should be a loss for the person committing that blow.
But i think in this situation the fight was already so one sided before that strike … it feels like awarding Matt the win makes no sense. Maybe a NC?
Isn't this Jones's first "loss"?
Besides, it was a late stoppage – Hamill was broken before the elbows.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:13 PM EST reply actions
yea
maybe it will at least take that “undefeated” pressure off of him and if it remains his only loss for a while, everyone will say “yea, but…”
silver lining? lol
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
McSweeny next
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
ugh...
not this again.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
zz
People need to stop with the, “they should have stopped it crap”
The fight doesn’t end when you get mount. Hammil was not close to going out until those elbows. The point of stopping the fight is to stopped the guy from going to sleep, not to stop him from getting hurt.
I agree, at first he was doing good with dropping bombs, yet Hammill was managing to protect from most, one good shot did the hose cut and then Jones kept looking at the ref waiting for him to stop it b/c he was tired, at that point I wasn’t feeling the whole danger from Jones anymore.
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
Technically it should've been a DQ
but technically the 12-to-6 rule is shit…
by Tonley on Dec 5, 2009 11:14 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
rec’d
"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday
by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
I’m sorry but I totally agree with the outcome. Illegal blow => DQ, learn the rules.
10/24
by spectaa on Dec 5, 2009 11:14 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That was his “Fedor” loss. It’s all wins from here on out.
Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.
by MMAussie on Dec 5, 2009 11:14 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Stoppage due to an intentional foul has to be a DQ. It sucks, but it was the right call.
by Verklemptomaniac on Dec 5, 2009 11:15 PM EST reply actions
Mazzagatti handled this well. This was a good call. The DQ is deserved.
That GnP before the illegal elbows looked vicious but Hamill was still defending himself. Mazz was right to let the fight continue until the illegal elbows.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 11:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I don't think...
there’s any argument to be had with the DQ.
The rule is BS. The enforcement of it was fine. In the ref’s eyes, the strike that ended the fight was an illegal strike. It’d be terrible if any other decision were reached.
Is there only supposed to be audio?
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:15 PM EST reply actions
dunno but kinda sucks
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Tonight...
We’ve seen Mitrione beat Jones
Kimbo WIN
Houston RUN
Not being able to see McSweeney and Schoonver
AND Jon Jones lose via DQ
…….what else could possible go wrong
Tito on TUF 11????
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Am I the only one who’s text looks weird?
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Also ...
WTF is with Tiddies gaining soooooo much weight.
The dude is just getting bigger and bigger.
Um...
those were pretty illegal…
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:17 PM EST reply actions
This is the most memorable card of the year. Not necessarily the best, but I’ll be damned if I forget it.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:17 PM EST reply actions
if only they had a yamma pit
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
PLEASE
bring back the yamma pit
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
I feel really bad for Schoonover. For the rest of his life the dude is going to get called titties
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:19 PM EST reply actions
For the record...
I"m not even joking. I really feel bad for him
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Imagine if the rest of the guys in his outfit learn of his nickname.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fragging
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
So do I
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
maybe not
he is going to afgahnistan after this, he got recalled to active duty
and he hopes to drop to LHW by the time he returns
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
He should ...
because he is a LHW who swallowed a fuckin watermelon … and a goat … and a street car or something.
Im still unsure how the dude keeps getting huger and huger every time we see him.
He could kill Osama Bin Laden and MMA fans would still call him titties
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
Imagine the irony of Titties beating the fundamentalists…
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
I’m curious as to when Hamill hurt his shoulder since he said it wasnt on the takedown. Again, I don’t know why he decided to stand and bang and only go for one lazy takedown. Hamill seriously needs to get better gameplans and coaching.
Haha man Mcsweeny/Schoonover graphic isbeing on too long is a perfect example of this show
God i can’t wait for Penn/Diego… these fights have been shit
i told everyone at work to watch jones… hopefully they recognize he pwned hamil int he loss….
McSchoover
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
ahhh… the obligatory goldberg teep-gasm
by woooburn on Dec 5, 2009 11:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Big12 Championship has my TV right now. UFC in picture in picture
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
what's the score?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
TCU-Bama or Cinci-Bama
either of those are fantastic in my book
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
No doubt
Alabama will crush anybody else they throw in there besides Texas
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Meltzer’s live coverage mentions that Dana said Houston must have had Kalib Starnes in his corner. Looks like he’s going to get cut.
He was in a no win situation
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
His best strategy...
was to stay outside and work kicks. But if he did that and lost then he was going to get shit on. However, if he rushed in and got knocked out then he would have gotten shit on. It was a bad situation
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Bad situation?
Houston was given a chance to fight the a) biggest name on the roster and b) least skilled guy on the roster, and all he had to do was fight the same fight he did against actual REAL MMA fighters like Jardine and Sakarra (sp?) and what did he do? Went out there and shit his pants. A win here would have been HUGE for his career, it was a great opportunity for him.
Oh...
I understand that. I’m trying to articulate points in a shorter time than allows me to not suck at times.
It was a bad situation in that his best strategic chance to win (on paper)was also probably going to have people pissed at him. But a win was obviously a huge thing for his career.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
KO of the knight bonus would be great
by BTastros on Dec 5, 2009 11:24 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
It's rec worthy in my book...
since you just re-branded Hamill as “the knight” for his valiant performance of getting his face ripped off
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:27 PM EST up reply actions

"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:28 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
"What are you going to do?
BLEED on me?"
Yup, pretty accurate.
"(Brock Lesnar) is never in good spirits and he's not in good spirits now." - Dana White
hahaha my bad, in portuguese the words are similar so it badly translates to english
by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmmm
Everyone’s text is in bold and the page isn’t auto updating.
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Da Streetz
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
by midwestbred on Dec 5, 2009 11:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ICON Sport does – soccer kicks & stomps included.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Dream is closest I think.
"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday
by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Breaking demonstrations. Blocks, Ice, etc.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Silly rules makers
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
20-18 McSweeney, I think
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
This is getting out of hand. Overflow thread please?
Keep firing Assholes!
More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.
How many posts so far?
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1740 Comments & Counting...
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry…but we’re chilling here dammit!
Google n’ shit
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Pfft, it’s working fine for me.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
commercial break? lolol
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
oh my dvr switched channels on me..
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Pretty good fight between two bad fighters
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:30 PM EST reply actions
holy shit...
Texas wins with a last second 46 yd field goal
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Texas
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_longhorns
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
:'(
booo
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Many people here
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
fug
I dont like mcSweeny
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I heard that...
dude gets beat up standing a lot for a guy who pretends he was a great kickboxer. He was getting beat standing early in this fight until he just took over with better cardio
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Here's a K1 fight of McSweeney.
He’s got some TERRIBLE defense.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x580xz_brian-douwes-vs-james-mcsweeney_sport
How much weight has McSweeney gained? During the show I thought he was a natural LHW who just wanted to be on TUF really bad, ala Bisping. He looks alot “thinker” (or just fatter) now.
ugh, can we make McWeenie fight Henderson next
I’d like to see another annoying british guy KOd hard
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
You'd have to get Hendo back in the UFC first
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Buffer showin some love.
Can McSweeny make 205? he weighs 230.
I called it earlier!
I DID I DID
* pats self on back *
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
think how cool it would have been to see everyone on Hulk’s team rip their shirts off before their fights.
He could coach at least as good as Rampage.
“Come on brother, get up! Get up brother! Get up!”
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Pre-fight meeting:
“Whatcha gonna do, brother?”
by John Lamb on Dec 5, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
“You gotta find ur true enemy, your inner-me… know what Im sayin”
by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
So Dave and Buster's....
We don’t have’em in Montreal (that I know of) but the concept looks pretty awful.
Is it as bad as it looks?
Used to be badass when I was 12
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Took a girl there a few months ago
We downed 3 Long Island Ice Tea’s each in like 10 minutes. Why? I don’t remember, but that rest of the night was great.
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LOL!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
unless Tito hits Chuck
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I want a gif of Dana’s face ifChuck loses to Tito!
But Tito will have fought once in 2 years at this point. Crazy.
he needs time to heal his cracked skull!
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
Yo!
Dont be a jerk. He put his heart and soul into it.
Did I also mention that he put his heart and soul into that fight.
And he thinks he won.
He does, he thinks he won.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Chuck and Tito?????
Yuck.
"(Brock Lesnar) is never in good spirits and he's not in good spirits now." - Dana White
Chuck vs Tito?
needless… just like Rampage vs Wand, who cares if they win the 3rd if Wand/Chuck are past their prime?
did they mention a weight class for TUF11?
by timetosaygoodbye on Dec 5, 2009 11:35 PM EST reply actions
makes sense.
it’s their worst division.
by timetosaygoodbye on Dec 5, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
shows where the priorities are here...
“TITO AND CHUCK ARE COACHING! And no, I don’t know what weightclass they’re coaching.”
That’s messed up.
They better get some real talent for the house this time.
The Goat as the ringer is not acceptable.
I heard there was a capoeira dude hahahh
by ZephyrBrasil on Dec 5, 2009 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
At last opportunity...
it was to (an average) of Nelson -170 Schaub +140.
The line moved a TON from open
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
EVERYONE has been waiting on Chuck/Tito 3!
The first two left so many questions unanswered
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:36 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Same reason we need Tito/Shamrock 4
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
And Big Nog/Herring 12!
"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday
by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
Like in the tootsie pop commercials
How many overhand rights to get take to get to the center of tito’s skull
by Trysdor on Dec 5, 2009 11:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We still don’t know if Chuck can defeat a Tito with an even bigger, fatter head than before.
The answer will cost you 50 bucks.
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by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
Nevada State Athletic Director Keith Kizer just informed MMAjunkie.com that the disqualification result was the first-ever use of instant replay in the commission’s history. After halting the bout, Mazzagatti asked for the replay to determine whether the illegal blows contributed to the ending of the fight. When replays showed that the elbows scored directly to the eye, the disqualification result was issued. Because the illegal blows landed as part of the sequence that ended the fight, the ruling was made.
by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 11:38 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Sort of. I saw it done in a sanctioned amateur fight in Oregon a year or so ago.
by casey manrique on Dec 5, 2009 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
Mazzagatii deserves props for handling an ugly situation quite well.
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by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
Mazz will still get the blame
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Rec'd
Fantastic that they actually used it. Shame at Bones’s expense, but merde happens. I doubt it’ll affect his rise.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
It’s crazy, Mazz was just talking about instant replay in MMA on HDNet last night.
by Chris Nelson on Dec 5, 2009 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
Wow I can’t believe DW is making Chuck/Tito III
UFC really has been taking a turn for the worse lately
zzz
The sound you hear is English teachers all over North America commiting suicide.
Keep firing Assholes!
More pale flesh hit the ice than that time they gutted a seal on APTN.
I want Nelson to win
but wouldn’t be disappointed if Schaub does. Hopefully he’ll improve his takedown control to actually be a force.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I am too slow looking up whopper pics:(
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by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
lol
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
If we’re going to have a completely irrevelant TUF 11,
Why not Mazzagatti and Dana? I’d pay to see that!
haha, awesome
us guys with belly’s and hot girlfriends gotta stick together
GO ROY!!!
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Downhill?
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Nelson married above his weight class.
And THOR.
by Verklemptomaniac on Dec 5, 2009 11:42 PM EST reply actions
Well, this is the first season I watched. Probably the last, too.
I specializes in grammar fail.
by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
Next Season will be the BEST EVA!!!
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
WIll Kimbo be back?
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Always for the TUF finalists – their families, their training, their sacrifices, etc.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
is this entrance song really playing?
"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday
I KNEW i should have picked Roy!
"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday
by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
rofl at michael jackson walk out music
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 5, 2009 11:44 PM EST reply actions
Weird Al son...
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
ooooooooooooooooomg
that isn’t mj
dear god
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 5, 2009 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
And he comes out to Weird Al's "Fat"
I just became a Roy Nelson fan
"(Brock Lesnar) is never in good spirits and he's not in good spirits now." - Dana White
im fat im fat
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by slapjaw ackrite on Dec 5, 2009 11:45 PM EST reply actions
LOL!
Go Roy!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Nelson's mullet is in full effect
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:46 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
2000 comments
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
someone go check the wargods thread…did we beat it?
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
quality over quantity
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
By a lot
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 5, 2009 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
at 2012
the thread ends
Holy Shit!!!...Peterson resigned...Am I dead?...Is This Heaven?
by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Dec 5, 2009 11:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He jsut stops eating 2 hours before weigh ins
by David_ on Dec 5, 2009 11:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes
arielhelwani
Nelson’s hair cut reminds me of a 1980’s hockey goon. I dig it.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
cecil peoples!!!!!
"Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass. I told him a year ago. I pulled it out of him and I beat him over the head with it." Brock Lesnar
Will we see the bellyfix?
"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday
My facebook friends discussing how great Kimbo is
/facepalm
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
a kung fu fighter?
omg Roy is awesome. He is just mocking the UFC while working to claim his contract.
Oh shit.
SI_JoshGross
Matt Hamill’s trainer Duff Holmes just told me the “Hammer” broke his left shoulder when Jones took him down.
Officially now the head of the Lobstein bandwagon.
Not at all
Nelson is funny
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
there are some fat kung fu fighters

cagar é uma filosofia profunda...
a merda bate na água e a água bate na bunda.
Love that movie
“Be one with the chicken!”
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
KenFlo and J-Lau
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

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by Damon O. on Dec 5, 2009 11:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Haha.
Awesome. Don’t ban me for saying that, Brent. ;)
by timetosaygoodbye on Dec 5, 2009 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
kaboom!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
145
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
OHHHHHHH
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
KTFOOO!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
nice
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
i thought bredan said hes never been rocked or hurt????
"Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass. I told him a year ago. I pulled it out of him and I beat him over the head with it." Brock Lesnar
That could still have been true...
always a first time for everything
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 5, 2009 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
ya but i remember him talking about brock vs carwin and saying how he took carwins best shots in practice and how being a FB prepared him and me him tough so he couldnt get knocked out
"Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass. I told him a year ago. I pulled it out of him and I beat him over the head with it." Brock Lesnar
Did that impress you Dana>?
?
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Dana has to sign him now so….
yes, he is now a top 5 HW in Dana’s eyes.
"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday
by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
lol
excellent point
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
karma is a bitch
"Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass. I told him a year ago. I pulled it out of him and I beat him over the head with it." Brock Lesnar
hhmmm
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
damn, he made it to the top of the cage! lol
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey
well. that was unexpected
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 5, 2009 11:54 PM EST reply actions
MEGA WHOPPER!

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by a tommy point on Dec 5, 2009 11:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I just suppressed a strong gag reflex.
by casey manrique on Dec 6, 2009 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
Look up “Window 7 Burger” on youtube.
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by Scott C. Broussard on Dec 6, 2009 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
He'll give it to Kimbo
along with fight of the night
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Oh Dana loves it.
He’s a fat guy, but he can fight, he can give a decent interview, and he’s funny.
Plus, the little feud will get all the anti-Dana-ites into Nelson’s corner, so dana can milk the feud if he wants to.
by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 11:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I’m thinking that feud is staged. Something to give Roy some push. He’s the fat guy the owner can’t stand but too good to kick out. Hell Hulk Hogan was here tonight so that might be the case
by John Nash on Dec 6, 2009 12:01 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I’m happy for him
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I am happy for him as well. He truly deserves to be in the big show. I think he has for years.
"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday
by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't mean that he had no fanbase
I meant that so many TUF people seemed pissed that he won. I like the guy.
6
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Good to see...
Roy Nelson is still indeed a douche bag.
How long is he gonna play this “I’m just a fat guy” card?
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Til they stop persecuting his people I guess.
by DirtyML on Dec 5, 2009 11:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
as long as we keep saying hes just a fat guy
by Austin Martin on Dec 5, 2009 11:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I would say forever.
"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday
by MyFistYourFace on Dec 5, 2009 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
is he supposed to say he’s a skinny guy?
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Why does he have to comment on his appearance at all? I don’t hear other fighters sayin “Im just a ripped guy.”
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Because everyone else comments on his appearance…
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
So? I get it he does it to be funny and ironic but it’s getting played out
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
well, supposedly, he was passed over by the UFC earlier in his career because he didn’t have the right “look”. I doubt he lets anyone forget about that now.
"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear".- Doc Holliday
by MyFistYourFace on Dec 6, 2009 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
Not sure if this has been posted
From Twitter
SI_JoshGross Matt Hamill’s trainer Duff Holmes just told me the “Hammer” broke his left shoulder when Jones took him down.
hhmm...
I wonder if that coming out could change it to a NC? If the doctor or ref had known about the shoulder, the fight would have been over.
What’s the bet Dana gives Knockout of the Night to Kimbo just to piss of Big Country?
Sorry, he Jason Bourned me.
BEST QUOTE EVER
“You’re a lot more than just a fat guy. You’re a fat guy who fights his ass off”
I am
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I am. I picked against him, but it was an impressive finish.
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Sorry if this has already been covered...
but who the hell is Davis and where does he get off trying to work submissions in someone else’s match?
Also will the next judo chop feature sinking the coke?
(great coverage, sorry for the nitpicking)
FINALLY! Manswers!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 6, 2009 12:00 AM EST reply actions
Yeah...same here...
my wife went “I’m sorry…I can’t…I just can’t”
At which point I reminded her that the remote was closer to her than me.
So TECHNICALLY I am not the one that turned it off.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 6, 2009 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
So now that its over… did anyone read the recap of the Hallman/Howard fight? Just awesome
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
no...about to do so now...
I can’t read spoilers because it’s almost impossible to do a live blog of stuff that I know how it goes down
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 6, 2009 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
Yea, I’ve had to catch myself typing a few times tonight. I can never wait to read results.
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Okay...
now…I can’t believe they showed the McSweeney fight over that. Can’t believe it at all
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 6, 2009 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
Exactly
They’re better off showing Howard and promoting him than McSweeney. AND with a finish like that, I mean come on!
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
Seriously...
Neither of those guys have a legitimate future in the UFC
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 6, 2009 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
I mean in the McSweeney fight
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by Brent Brookhouse on Dec 6, 2009 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
Worst fight of the night. Hopefully Titties becomes an official nickname. McSweeney had some interesting tricks though.
Hopefully Titties becomes an official nickname
Why? He’s a good dude that doesn’t deserve the ridicule at all.
"I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid." – Phil Baroni
that name, will stick with him for a while. I was at the Finale and everybody was referring to him as “titties”
by The Bronzeville Bully on Dec 6, 2009 3:31 AM EST up reply actions
THE BEST LINE OF THE NIGHT BY MR BROOKHOUSE
“10-9 Houston on my card to give him a 29-28 win”
Now, this doesnt even deserve commentary. But I sure have to laugh!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
why is that?
I scored it for kimbo, but i would get it if people scored it like brent did.. I’d like to see you elaborate as to why it was so laughable that it seemed impossible for brent to score it like that?
by Anton Tabuena on Dec 6, 2009 5:59 PM EST up reply actions

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