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War Machine Tells His Side of the Story

War Machine was involved in a brawl at a porn industry party a few days ago. According to rumors and reports, War Machine allegedly hit his girlfriend Alanah Rae and his manager Derek, along with several other guys confronted him, leading to several bodies laid out on the floor, and War Machine becoming a wanted man. War Machine finally speaks out on the entire incident and he tells his side of the story:

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No I did not hit Alanah. We were not fighting. We are not bf/gf, we are friends and hang out often and are BOTH very confused as to how this accusation came about... I was outside talking to a guy I met a week ago named Daniel and was suddenly swarmed by Derek and 6–10 other guys. They were telling me that I hit Alanah and they were cursing at me saying that if that is true I’m gonna get fucked up. I told them I had no idea what they were talking about and told them to even ask Alanah. They persisted and grew more and more angry the more I denied it. They began to circle around me and I was sure I was gonna get fucked up because I was so heavily out numbered and that’s when we started fighting.

Someone lunged forward at me in my peripheral vision and I turned and hit him as he did... Once the initial blows were thrown I continued to punch anyone that came towards me that I thought was a threat. I was working my way toward my car and everywhere I looked there were angry people trying to block me off. At one point even a girl, I think Brooke Haven, was punching me in the head…lol. I got hit a couple of times from the back and side but Brooke is the one who got the most punches in on me…haha…but that’s only because I didn’t hit her back. I actually really liked Brooke and was sad that I was involved in a fight that ended up ruining her party.

I think if everyone was sober they would have not rushed to me and surrounded me so aggressively. I think they would have slowed things down and would have done the smart thing first which would be to ask Alanah if anything had happened. Then if Derek (my agent) was sober and rational he could have simply pulled me aside and asked me what, if anything, had happened. This situation was a huge misunderstanding that could have been easily resolved. I can’t say that I blame them tho. If I had been in the party and heard that someone hit Alanah I too would have probably done the irrational thing and went to attack the person accused. BUT after later learning that it was untrue I would have felt very stupid and would have tried my best to apologize to that person. Either way this is why I am not angry with any of the guys that rushed me. They THOUGHT they were protecting Alanah and she is my friend so I can appreciate that. The only person I am upset with is Derek. He was my agent as well as hers and I think he handled the entire situation very innapropriately.

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While he blames it on the guy who spread the rumor, War Machine has zero regrets on what he did:

I think that every person that I hit was a threat to me and my safety so in that regard they deserved to be hit. On the other end I think the real problem here is the a**hole that spread the rumor that Alanah was hit. He is the one truly responsible for everyone’s injuries and the entire misunderstanding. The people rushing me were only looking out for her…they believed that I hit her and if that was in fact true then I believe they would have been right to attack me. BUT seeing as it wasn’t true they were wrong... I am sorry for the misunderstanding that led to their injuries but I will never apolgize for protecting myself when I thought I was in danger. I have zero regrets. Had I not been able to fight them off and would have been beaten severely is a lot worse to me than proving my innocence. I have apologized to Brooke via text message several times. NOT because I did anything wrong but because I was part of something that ruined her party. I liked her and thought she was a very sweet girl. I even came to the party early to help blow up balloons and set things up. I’m a nice guy and everyone would still think so if not for the bulshit misunderstanding and the asshole that started the lie about Alanah.

The only thing I need to do differently is not put myself in environments where trouble can happen. I thought I was safe at the party. I thought Brooke was my friend and I thought Derek was too. I felt safe going there. I never thought that Derek would have chosen to handle things this way.

On what happened after the incident:

I left the party because I had people coming at me from every angle and I didn’t wanna run out of luck and end up finally being toppled... After the party I went to my friends house to have a beer and relax. No "injuries", my right elbow hurts and I had a few bumps on my head but that’s it. My lawyer says not to worry. That it will be very easy to show that this was self defense.

As reports said, it really seems like everything really started from a rumor that War Machine hit his "girlfriend", which both he and Alanah herself denies. He also mentioned that while the people involved have been saying online that War hit her, the official statements from all the parties involved didn't have any mention of it at all.

War Machine also talked about the situation in his twitter account and gave a few updates on what has happened after. He seems to have talked to the police, spent thousands in bail and lawyer fees, and has already continued his porn career. He's looking for a new manager of course, hopefully the next one doesn't get clocked in the head this time around.

HT: lukeisback.com

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if this is true, then it certainly explains alot. It just doesn’t help that he has suicidal, psychopathic myspace/ twitter posts all the time, and that he used language like “the bodies started hitting the floor”.

I agree completely that self defense is a total defense, and honestly those guys should’ve known better than to assault a professional MMA fighter

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by ElliotMatheny on Dec 4, 2009 5:59 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah. Even if he did assault his girlfriend or whatever – which I do not condone in any way – there are ways to deal with it that do not involve surrounding a man who is not only a professional fighter, but known to be mentally unstable.

by Ahhhoki on Dec 4, 2009 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

spent thousands in bail and lawyer fees

And you guys are suddenly buying his new, rational, and legally defensible story?

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by judonerd on Dec 4, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing about this guy is okay with me after the “if they’re brown they’re down” comment. That was the last straw for me. And I honestly think he’s going to go to jail for this shit and he probably should. Witness accounts suggest that he was hitting people that were merely trying to calm him down. Doesn’t matter what his perception was, those people are innocent.

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by Blackout612 on Dec 4, 2009 6:12 PM EST reply actions  

I have a really fucked up sense of humor, and that same comment really was completely and utterly terrible.

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by Kaleb Kelchner on Dec 4, 2009 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Huh?

He quoted his friend as saying he murders all brown people, laughed, and said he wishes he was there with him— clearly implying that he wishes he was doing the same. You REALLY have to sympathize to give that any benefit.

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by Blackout612 on Dec 4, 2009 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't see that implication at all.

Him thinking it would be something to see (or perhaps something to verify) does not indicate that he wants to take part.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Dec 4, 2009 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

You can tell you're not much of a humanitarian

Ohhhhhhh… Maybe he just wants to watch.

Are you seriously making that an argument?

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by Blackout612 on Dec 4, 2009 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

War machine was wrong to say that he condones it,

But I think his friend, who is actually in the Navy, and is trained, (compared to war who’s just some guy with issues) shouldn’t be saying/doing that shit..

Also, war machine couldve gotten his friend in trouble by tweeting about their public conversation. Haha.

by Anton Tabuena on Dec 4, 2009 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

The Navy guy should get a ton of shit for actually saying that..

Women and children? That shit ain’t right..

But ofcourse, war machine couldve just been exagerating shit for his sick/weird desires of shooting random people..

by Anton Tabuena on Dec 4, 2009 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not saying that his friend is undoubtedly doing what he says

But his quoting it and cheering it on is despicable. That’s what I find appalling.

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by Blackout612 on Dec 4, 2009 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup that is bad.. Real bad.

But I have heard tons of random crazy people who think that’s cool, so I’m kinda used to it.. What really struck me was a member of the navy seals (alledgedly) said it..

That’s fucking wrong. And he of all people should know that..

by Anton Tabuena on Dec 4, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

You gotta put fucked up views in a soldiers head if you want him to be able to do his killing-enemies job.

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by judonerd on Dec 4, 2009 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

My brother just got back from Iraq, he was on one of the IED search teams over there. That is not an environment for nurturing a healthy caring mindset.

That and the people that join a military are not always the most emotionally/mentally stable people…

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by iiowyn on Dec 5, 2009 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Most people I’ve met in my life aren’t “the most emotionally/mentally stable people.”

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by Richard Wade on Dec 6, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

You might still think the behaviour is reprehensible, but there’s no reason to conclude that he actually wanted to hurt people.

People who watch snuff flims might be bad people, but they’re not murderers.

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by Llewdor on Dec 4, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That doesn't make him a murderer, either

People around here love arguing semantics. Maybe you’re not right often.

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by Blackout612 on Dec 4, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I would hope that he meant “be there with him” meaning that he wishes he was with his friend to protect him and/or be out of his situation here, not that he wanted to kill people with him. You never know with this guy though and maybe by thinking logically I am giving him too much credit.

by xDieseLx on Dec 7, 2009 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Honestly

I don’t give a shit. He was cheering on that sort of mentality and it could have been as “innocent” (cough) as that or as awful as wishing he could join in. Since, you know, he’s a machine of war..

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by Blackout612 on Dec 7, 2009 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

This dude still needs help regardless of what went down

People like him and Junie are why mma is still frowned upon so bad by certain people.

The fact that after incidents like this and Junie’s meltdown they can still get liscensed to fight is disturbing and should be looked into.

by bigdmmafan on Dec 4, 2009 6:14 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Sounds like War will be better off than we had at first expected, but the countless depressed twitter updates, the stories, the racy statements…it’s not a good image. Hopefully he gets help and enjoys his life, without beating people up in public.

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by Kaleb Kelchner on Dec 4, 2009 6:16 PM EST reply actions  

I guess a simple misunderstanding can go a long way…

by bigislandboi808 on Dec 4, 2009 6:22 PM EST reply actions  

Sounds like had he taken a beating he’d be able to sue the pants off of all parties involved. I’d take a beating for a huge settlement, but since he’s a pornstar I do suppose him being busted up puts him on the shelf till the bumps and bruises go away. lol

"You guys are jerking eachother off with some pseudo deep bullshit." - Kid Nate

by Kaleb Kelchner on Dec 4, 2009 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

i read somewhere the day after teh incident where someone reported that the girl told him that WM hit her, and then later tried to deny it. It’s a very confusing situation.

by Phildo on Dec 5, 2009 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

His lawyer may want to confiscate his cell phone to prevent any more twittering stupidity

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by Ubernoober on Dec 4, 2009 6:39 PM EST reply actions  

This sounds waaaaayyyy to neat and clean.

I believe none of it.

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by Damon O. on Dec 4, 2009 6:40 PM EST reply actions  

War Machine should write his memoirs soon since he will probably get killed with his mentality towards the world.

I hope for his sake that he does not put himself into stupid situations in the future, because people might just stab him or shoot him then because they will know he can kick some ass.

by DirtyML on Dec 4, 2009 7:00 PM EST reply actions  

Anyone else think there will be a movie made about his life?

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by FlyByKnight on Dec 4, 2009 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

I have doubts that this interview is authentic

Since when does War Machine have such flawless spelling, grammar, and coherency? Perhaps it was heavily paraphrased by the interviewer?

by Scott Haber on Dec 4, 2009 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

Lawyered

"I’m sorry. I didn’t drink last night, so I’m not funny today."
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by Blackout612 on Dec 4, 2009 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Barry Zuckercorn - He's very good.

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by mythbuster on Dec 5, 2009 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Not if he calls in

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by ElliotMatheny on Dec 7, 2009 4:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Wayne Jarvis - He's a professional.

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by mythbuster on Dec 8, 2009 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

At the very least he was heavily prepped by his attorney. The way he emphasizes that he felt he was in danger and that he was surrounded and out-manned and would have been badly beaten if he wasn’t lucky enough to stop them all is self-defense 101.

Giving Shogun his props. I had the fight 48-47 Machida but Shogun put up a monumental performance and I am honored to have seen it in person.

by Day Man on Dec 7, 2009 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I’m sure it was, but the witnesses are already lining up…

by Chortles on Dec 5, 2009 12:09 AM EST reply actions  

Hmm wow it was all just one big misunderstanding?
Yeah i call bullshit. Even if he was telling the truth hes got about 100+ people that will say different so yeah he still might be screwed

by Riley_96 on Dec 5, 2009 12:37 PM EST reply actions  

How stupid do you have to be.....

 to think you can beat up a pro mixed martial artist (considering they are just porn actors)?

for all intents and purposes, just consider all my posts as works of satire.

by Bandaka on Dec 6, 2009 12:31 AM EST reply actions  

If initial reports are right, they werent trying to beat him up. They were trying to calm him down, and he went nuts.

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by mythbuster on Dec 6, 2009 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

“fuck a initial reports”

by sBruce24 on Dec 6, 2009 6:43 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That’s probably what his account would have looked like if it didn’t get lawyered.

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by Blackout612 on Dec 7, 2009 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm feeling for WM in this situation

If anything of what he said above is true – mainly the fact that

a) He didn’t hit Alanah; and
b) He didn’t start the fight

Then everything else should be pretty easy to sum up. Someone gets aggressive and in has face and their are 6- 10 guys in his face at one. They are all drunk and he is drunk as well. That’s just a receipe for disaster right there. When you’re in that mode and you think people are coming after you, anyone who has their hands on you (even if they are ‘trying to calm you down’) is gonna get hit. The best thing to do in this situation would be for everyone to stay the F away.

Forget trying to ‘calm him down’. The guy feels like he’s getting attacked. Dont even go near.

by rainmaker6 on Dec 7, 2009 5:29 AM EST reply actions  

well that's true..

If i saw a pro fighter bashing heads of people.. i’d stay away….. just at a distance where i can watch. haha :P

by Anton Tabuena on Dec 7, 2009 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

those 2 things being true is a huge step though.

by Phildo on Dec 7, 2009 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

not really..

Even if he did hit Alanah, the girl denies it, so no one can charge him there I think…

He threw the first punch, but it is easy to say that you defended yourself since 6-10 guys got in his face.. The only thing i kinda see with him losing this case, is if he really attacked even those who weren’t involved…

by Anton Tabuena on Dec 7, 2009 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

She changed her story, she told someone right after that she did hit him, I don’t remember where I read that, but it was on one of those porn star blogs that was floating around right after it happened.

Many places don’t need the person getting hit to press charges if it’s domestic violence, because the victim will lie if it’s an abusive spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend.

Right now it’s his word against everyone else’s.

by Phildo on Dec 7, 2009 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

If she then changes her story, then maybe… Not sure about the lawyer details though..

But if it’s true that the police report was all about the fight, and none about Alanah, then it’s a completely different case right?

by Anton Tabuena on Dec 7, 2009 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

and domestic violence would be a completely separate case right?

on the beatings, unless they can prove that he attacked those who weren’t involved, he has a good chance of win the case cause he was “defending himself” I think.

by Anton Tabuena on Dec 7, 2009 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

with his character, and the 6 people he beat up all saying he attacked him, it’s going to go a long way towards proving that he was the agressor and that he’s guilty.

if there was no case, he wouldn’t need to be begging on the internet for lawyer money, they’d just drop it.

by Phildo on Dec 7, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Then if Derek (my agent) was sober and rational he could have simply pulled me aside…
Once the initial blows were thrown I continued to punch anyone that came towards me…

Maybe there’s a reason he didn’t want to go near you.

by Shaun32887 on Dec 8, 2009 2:16 PM EST reply actions  

Kind of

If he says he’s striking anyone that came near him and the first blow was thrown to someone in his peripheral vision, I don’t blame his agent from staying away. Every other report said that anyone who approached him to calm him down got decked, I don’t trust his adrenaline-fueled brain to be able to tell the difference between friend and foe at that point.

by Shaun32887 on Dec 8, 2009 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

what?

when he said,

Then if Derek (my agent) was sober and rational he could have simply pulled me aside…

he meant that his agent should’ve just talked to him and asked if he hit alanah, instead of gathering 6-10 guys to confront him..

the “initial blows”, were when the fight started, and didn’t have to do with the other statement you put together.. His agent didn’t “stay away”.. I think you need to read the post more and try to understand it better.

by Anton Tabuena on Dec 8, 2009 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe

The impression I’m getting is that he’s partying, something, I don’t know what, happens that causes WM to clobber the guy in his peripheral vision. From my experience, if a fight breaks out in a party, people will often go up to the guy doing the attacking, and try to subdue them somehow, usually by getting between the fighters while telling the aggressor to calm down. This is likely where the 6-10 guys came from, there’s booze and hot women, no one wants a fight. At that point, fueled by testosterone, adrenaline and good old WM intelligence, WM feels that these people showing up to break up the fight are actively trying to kick his ass and strikes out at any and every person around him. Upon seeing this, his agent (wisely?) decides to stay away, likely rationalizing that WM will just punch him as well.

Not sure if I buy the story about how it started, seeing that it conflicts so much with initial reports, and by WM’s account, he is basically completely faultless.

But then again, I could be completely wrong

by Shaun32887 on Dec 8, 2009 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

well feel free to speculate on your own..

my point was that you were putting two quotes together that really shouldn’t be together..

by Anton Tabuena on Dec 8, 2009 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2009/8/22/998580/shane-carwin-also-hates-brocks

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by mythbuster on Dec 8, 2009 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Anytime.

Always like to help when I can.

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by mythbuster on Dec 8, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

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