How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 1st Week of December

A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.

Promoted from the Fan Posts by Kid Nate.

I MAKE EXCUSES ON TWITTER?

"@MiguelTorresMMA I just took a sh*t bigger then U... just shaved my beard and I'll save it for u to wear until u go thru puberty little boy... if I had a dollar for everytime I tap u I would be rich as hell. Go gain some weight... I just used a tooth pick and it weighed more then miguel"  -Kurt Pellegrino, still talking smack to his ex-BFF and training partner, Miguel Torres.

"@kurtpellegrino Hey buddy, if I had a dollar for every smart thing you said, I would be poor as sh*t."  -Miguel Torres

"@MiguelTorresMMA hey wrestling with u is like wrestling with a high school girl and rolling bjj is almost as tough as rolling with a beginne"  -Kurt Pellegrino, forgot about the 140 character limit.

"@kurtpellegrino you exist only cause I allow it. I wipe my ass with your bjj son... So how is my "State Champion" @kurtpellegrino doing? Looks like you got a new bff... Thats cool, I'm still gonna whoop you when I see you."  -Miguel Torres, still bitter that Kurt's BFF is now Kenny Florian

"Still sore from the fight. Start training tomorrow. Can't wait till the next fight. Forrest won't win this one! Nice not to have low back pr"  -Tito Ortiz, I think he also forgot about that character limit of 140 characters. Guys, next time when you are tweeting, keep in mind this general rule, "when ma

"I have to be thankful for a beautiful family and the ability to fight in UFC106. Fractured eye brow and all! I did it. God has blessed me..."  -Tito Ortiz, did you get that joke above? you know, i got cut off cause of the limit? It's funny right? ...no? oh never mind.. maybe I should try new jokes to make you laugh.. wait, I got it! From now on I wi

RAWR!

"I did it, 1000 followers! Thank you! .....Yes! 1001! Thanks! ....Whaa, it decreased with one. Why? ....Dana has 800,000? D…damn."  -Tanigawa, FEG President, (translated by Nightmare of Battle)

"People who wear the face mask in the airport make me nervous..they either have something or know something I don't lol kinda weird"  -Brendan Schaub

"Bye bye las vegas, u think this nipple ring is sexy?? ;) http://tweetphoto.com/5627115.... Yep!! I fooled u..took those damn things out years ago!! .......That was a joke too..gross"  -Arianny Celeste, doesn't like nipple rings. Noted.

"@titoortiz what R u wearing.."  -Razor Rob, is trying to start a new trend.. twitsex?

"@RaZoR two turn tables and a microphone."  -Tito Ortiz, ...DJ fetish

"Back stage with the steal f*cking panter. Oh ya I am back. Haha http://yfrog.com/1dsh3j"  -Josh Koscheck, that guy on the right doesn't seem to have a nipple ring. maybe he has a chance at landing arianny.

WHAT DOES RAMPAGE, JUNIE & WAR MACHINE HAVE IN COMMON? NO RAMPAGE DOESN'T HAVE A GRENADE TATTOO.

"Some HATER in the industry likes to spread rumors that I'm a "hot head" on set. Lemme' find out who u are faggot. Ask ANY director who shot me and you will find out the exact opposite. People never cease to amaze me...I'm a dick for sure but NEVER on set."  -War Machine, only on parties?

"Just got a call from my boy in Afghanistan! Got me out of my depression! Love that man! SEAL Team killing anything that moves! Love his war stories! Men, women..children....f*ck it! He says, "If they're brown they're down!" HAHA! F*ck I wish I was there with him!"  -War Machine, is not making his Army friend look that very good.

"My wiener area still hurts from waxing it today...ouch!"  -War Machine, too much information..

"RT "Hey WarMachine I'm just saying bye to all the people important to me. Even though I never met you you're my hero. Good bye" A guy just tweeted this to me....his profile says he just found out he has AIDS. Think he's gonna off himself....hopefully it's just sum1 hoaxing"  -War Machine, see, maybe Jon's not so bad after all.

"F*ck....last night was NOT good...lil' misunderstanding and then WM was back in effect and the bodies hit the floor. I'm f*cked....lol... Ya'll can say what you want but when you got 5 guys drunk and in your face pissed about some BS that ain't even true what am I supposed to do? Wait and let someone craxk me first? lol..I think not. F*ck all you f*cks... I love wasting money on bail....lol"  -War Machine, okay... Maybe I should stop defending this guy already.

"All you HATERS can suck a d*ck. You no matta NONE! People try and jump me and I win so I'm the bad guy? HA!"  -War Machine, well if you put it that way..

"Really sick of everyone targeting me all the time. All I ever do is want to have a good time. But it never fails that someone has to f*ck with me. Everyone wants their 15 mins of fame and at my cost. When a 6'5'' 330lb bouncer picks a fight with me and I hit him once and take him down. I'm the bad guy? When a bunch of wanna be mobster porn agent f*ckin pimps surround me at a party cussing at me and sh*t and I am forced into war mode I'm the bad guy? Just because I am tough doesn't mean I don't get scared. Giant 300+ pounders intimidate me. Groups of dudes cussing at me and surrounding me intimidate me. I don't want to get hurt. Wat if the giant dude or the group of men would have smashed me? It easily could have happened. Then they'd be the ones in trouble. So just because I'm capable/lucky enough to win against those odds Im a criminal? That's bullsh*t and not right. Just because I'm a pro fighter doesn't mean I have to lay down and let people hurt me. Everyone will see in the end when I beat my cases because I'm ALLOWED to defend myself that I am not the f*cking "monster" I'm a good person. G'nite. PS Thanks for all my Birthday wishes. Tomorrow I talk to the cops to get this sh*t straightened out."  -War Machine, issues a statement on his current situation.

TWAINING

"I finally got a fight! Thank you Joe Silva. I'm not saying who yet... ;-)> "  -Keith Jardine, his smiley also has a weird goatee.. (will be fighting Darth Bader)

"i want to tell every one i can say any thing yet whats is NeXT becouse lorenzo and dana will let every Body know whats NeXT...make dure you guys túne every day on The twitter of lorenzo and dana God bless every Body"  -Vitor Belfort, with Anderson out, that's got to be Nate right?

"Just finished the toughest strength & conditioning workout of my career thanks to s&c coach Jon Chaimberg. Feel great though!"  -Kenny Florian, will have to work on that to go against a caveman cardio-machine like Guida

"is still in UK. Training hard to Beat Big Mouth!"  -Cheick Kongo, should probably find a horse shoe for that.

"Made my way 2 Vegas for the TUF 10 finale.. I'm excited 2 c my guys once again before they make that final big step into the Big League.. I'm honored 2 have had the chance 2 work with them (even Meathead's crazy ass).. Lol.. These guys will b a great addition 2 the UFC family."  -Rashad Evans, too bad his opposing coach wanted to act.

"just saw Kimbo, the rumors must be true for this weekend... Finished working out, late night practice, can't wait to watch the Finale this Saturday. http://bit.ly/4nUtm9"  -Roy Nelson

"Man sparred hard in the gym today. Hope they put mats down in there, my back is sore. http://twitvid.com/68681"  -Gator, Mayhem's dog.

"Boxed a few rounds with Carlos Condit today. He has some of the best stand-up in the game today."  -Keith Jardine, better hope that it doesn't just last until today.. He's going to need it against a guy like Daley.

"I just had my first session in denver. Here is a pic of us after training "  -Rolles Gracie

"http://twitpic.com/rgzu9 - The Three Wise Men"  -Miguel Torres

"Just did a bjj training session with Rolles Gracie.. This dude is a beast!! His skill is on another level! Did I mention he is giant.. =) .......Woke up 2day feeling like I'm in slow motion.. Let's get it together Shad just a month away from Showtime!! I got 2 "keep the Thirst alive"!"  -Rashad Evans

"http://twitpic.com/q7ygw - Lastnight Inthevip.com"  -Kimbo Slice, training hard.

TWITPICS & RANDOM TWEETS

"My Crocodile youtube video is almost at 900,000 views! Crazy! http://tinyurl.com/ykywtqf"  -Mike Swick, proves that Crocodiles > MMA

"Something to get you pumped for the 2010 video game.. ME! ;) #fb http://twitpic.com/rhqcp... Wardrobe change! #fb http://twitpic.com/rigvw ... Last shot of the day :) #fb http://twitpic.com/rjg2d ... That's a wrap! Long, but successful day :) Killin some gummy bears before I catch my flight :P #fb http://twitpic.com/rjzh8"  -Logan Stanton

"http://twitpic.com/rffzx - Red Pepper"  -Miguel Torres, cheating on tabasco

"http://twitpic.com/retfc - Hanging with the guys."  -Miguel Torres, Super Saiyan Goku would be pfp UFC Champ for sure.

"Not what I had in mind when I told Miguel 2 "Get Off" my back..) http://yfrog.com/1el0aj"  -Rashad Evans

"Always wear ur seatbelt, and get proper manicures.....cheers!! ...Great way to burn calories..guitar hero!!! Yes!!... Great way to stay in touch with your inner sexy goddess and stay in shape. Be Spun classes at Legends mma!"  -Arianny Celeste

"Off early :) http://twitpic.com/rrsr8"  -Logan Stanton

"Heading to Vegas"  -Kimbo Slice, will be heading into a MMA bout brawl against Houston Alexander on Dec 5th.

"@jonnybones and @thehammerabq at breakfast getting ready for the TUF Finale Sat. On Spike. http://twitpic.com/ruw6q"  -Greg Jackson's MMA

Also, If you have a twitter account, don't forget to follow:

The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Mike Fagan, Chris Nelson, Leland Roling, and some guy named Anton Tabuena